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by David M Willis on November 10, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - When Somebody Loved Me
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    November 10, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    “YOU BROKE IN AND STOLE MY HEART”

    wait no

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      November 10, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

      “I’LL EAT YOU UP”

      wait no

      • rhelmot
        rhelmot
        November 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

        “YOUR ASS IS MINE!”

        wait no

        • LeslieBean4Shizzle
          LeslieBean4Shizzle
          November 10, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

          I’LL GIVE YOU SUCK A LICKING!

          wait no

          • Dreadhawk177
            Dreadhawk177
            November 10, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

            “I’M GOING TO POUND YOU SO HARD!”

            wait no

            • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
              Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
              November 10, 2014 at 2:40 am | #

              I’M GOING TO SMACK YOUR A-

              wait no

              • Dorje Sylas
                Dorje Sylas
                November 10, 2014 at 9:08 am | #

                I’M GONNA POUND YOUR TUNA!

                wait no

                • AustKyzor
                  AustKyzor
                  November 10, 2014 at 9:56 am | #

                  I’LL GRIND YOU AGAINST-

                  wait no

                • Kryss LaBryn
                  Kryss LaBryn
                  November 10, 2014 at 1:27 pm | #

                  I’M GONNA RIDE YOUR ASS SO HARD-

                  wait no

                • Vangeln
                  Vangeln
                  November 10, 2014 at 2:55 pm | #

                  I’M GONNA PULL YOUR FEMURS APART-

                  wait no

                • jpic89
                  jpic89
                  November 10, 2014 at 10:54 pm | #

                  I’LL WHIP YOUR ASS SO RAW-

                  wait no

              • hemlockstones
                hemlockstones
                November 10, 2014 at 9:28 am | #

                I’ll give you a bust in the mouth and a crack in the teeth… ooh, not much better

                • auo> mous
                  auo> mous
                  November 10, 2014 at 12:03 pm | #

                  Busting a mouth I get. Cracking teeth sounds a bit fetishistic, but I don’t know if that’s actually sex since it doesn’t involve sexual organs?

                • Kryss LaBryn
                  Kryss LaBryn
                  November 10, 2014 at 1:26 pm | #

                  Cracks… of asses?

                • LeslieBean4Shizzle
                  LeslieBean4Shizzle
                  November 10, 2014 at 8:48 pm | #

                  To auo> mous:
                  Bust as in the chest (ie, someone’s bust).
                  Crack, in this case, I assume refers to the slit-like aspect of female sexual anatomy. It might also refer to a butt crack, I suppose, but analingus is not typical of lesbian sex.

              • Halloween Jack
                Halloween Jack
                November 10, 2014 at 12:45 pm | #

                FEEL MY FIST IN YOUR–whoa nellie

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              November 10, 2014 at 9:23 am | #

              I vote we do this again when Danny and Ethan run into each other.

              • Itama
                Itama
                November 10, 2014 at 11:58 am | #

                would you like to come in me-WITH ME!!!
                …..
                TO THE COMIC SHOP?!

        • Shadow Eagle
          Shadow Eagle
          November 10, 2014 at 7:40 am | #

          AMPLE ass…..

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        November 10, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

        “I’M GONNA PUT MY FIST SO FAR UP YOUR–”

        wait no

        • Blob Marley
          Blob Marley
          November 10, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

          I’LL BE RIDING YOU ALL DAY wait no

        • Halloween Jack
          Halloween Jack
          November 10, 2014 at 12:46 pm | #

          damnit, someone beat me to it

          wait

          YOU BEAT ME TO IT

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        November 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH A WHITE PICKET FENCE AND TWO GLORIOUS CHILDREN!
        Nono.
        That can’t be right.

      • Itama
        Itama
        November 10, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        GONNA SPANK YOU SO-
        waaaiiit a second.

        • Calvin Coolage
          Calvin Coolage
          November 10, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          I’M GONNA VIOLATE YOU!
          Waitaminute……

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        November 10, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        FROM NOW ON, I’M GONNA RIDE YOUR ASS SO HARD…

        …wait.

      • Van Jealous
        Van Jealous
        November 10, 2014 at 7:23 am | #

        CLEAN MY RUG BIT….

        wait no

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          November 10, 2014 at 8:38 am | #

          I’d say, “Now KISS”, but that would defeat the purpose…

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 10, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      I’ll give you 30 licks!
      …wait…

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 10, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      NO MORE WAIT!!

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        November 10, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

        Again, the perfect avatar. You rock.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 10, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

          ^_^ Well they do seem intent on nailing each other…

          • Paradox
            Paradox
            November 10, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

            You nailed your avatar.

          • Arkadi
            Arkadi
            November 10, 2014 at 2:21 pm | #

            Nothing to comment to that. I’m just gonna sit here smiling ^^

      • Felix
        Felix
        November 10, 2014 at 12:53 pm | #

        oldie but a goodie
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

    • SycrosD4
      SycrosD4
      November 10, 2014 at 7:25 am | #

      ASSUME THE POSITION!

      …wait.

  2. Camachri
    Camachri
    November 10, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Think she’s excited now? Wait until Ruth brings out the whip…

    • Calvin Coolage
      Calvin Coolage
      November 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Oh SNAP!

    • NoHeart
      NoHeart
      November 10, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      That would make a great slipshine comic.

      • metaceryn
        metaceryn
        November 10, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

        “Quiet Hours Violation”?

        “Resident Ass-istant”?

        “Mary’s Brain Finally Explodes And We All Live Happily Ever After”?

        • Arkadi
          Arkadi
          November 10, 2014 at 2:22 pm | #

          Yes to all.

        • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
          Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
          November 10, 2014 at 4:55 pm | #

          The third one turns me on so hard.

    • Kodra
      Kodra
      November 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      yeah the embarrassed blushed aren’t helping your case Ruth

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 10, 2014 at 9:08 am | #

        That’s, um, *ahem*…. not embarrassment… 🙂

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          November 10, 2014 at 7:03 pm | #

          +1 for the gravitar/comment pairing.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 10, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      My old Drum Major had a Cat-o-nine tails.

    • fogel
      fogel
      November 10, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

      Billie or Mary?

      • Itama
        Itama
        November 10, 2014 at 12:03 pm | #

        nah, RUTH and Mary.

        two angry, dominant, mistresses vying for controll of a divided (and adorable) slave.

    • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      November 10, 2014 at 2:40 am | #

      BDSM? I can get on board with this.

      • Barf Ninjason
        Barf Ninjason
        November 10, 2014 at 2:52 am | #

        “Ruth Performs a Ruth Spanks Billie So Hard”

  3. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    November 10, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    …Continue.

  4. Sterling
    Sterling
    November 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Good. Gravy.

  5. Poskie
    Poskie
    November 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    awwww yiss.

  6. Khaner
    Khaner
    November 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Are you sure this isn’t the lead in to Slipshine?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 10, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Billie and Ruth fuck in the hallway.

      • liahansen
        liahansen
        November 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        In Flagrante Delicto: A Dumbing of Age Pornographique

        • Calvin Coolage
          Calvin Coolage
          November 10, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

          Sounds classy.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            November 10, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

            Smut is always classier when French is involved.

            • fogel
              fogel
              November 10, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

              Unless you’re French.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                November 10, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

                In that case, you use Russian instead.

                • saltchocolate
                  saltchocolate
                  November 10, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

                  A Fish Called Wanda

                • fogel
                  fogel
                  November 10, 2014 at 4:41 pm | #

                  I studied Russian with a guy who wrote a dictionary of Russian-to-English obscenities!!! I could totes write some SERIOUSLY vulgar stuff (po Ruskii). 🙂

                • fogel
                  fogel
                  November 10, 2014 at 4:50 pm | #

                  Kak Misha skazal: yob tvoyu mat’ nagoi … dlya pyat’ kopek.

                • Sorath
                  Sorath
                  November 11, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

                  Actually, that would be “mamu tvoyu youbal za pyat’ kopeik”
                  …I’m so ashamed of myself right now.

                • Commenter
                  Commenter
                  November 15, 2014 at 5:33 pm | #

                  Sorath: Yep, I confess that I was too lazy and tired when i wrote that to figure out how to adapt the old mat’ curse for Misha/Mike’s meme and consciously went with what was easiest to hand. But it did flush you out AND now I know the proper (sic) way to say that! Unsure, though, why you would be ashamed, considering the name you’re carrying! Want to go to Moscow or Sankt Pete’s together, have some pivo … ok, a lot of pivo … and end up getting ourselves beaten up by practicing our Russian? I’m not assuming that “Sorath” is a male, but neither am I assuming that a female wouldn’t be into a bar fight. (A Russian girl I dated back in the good old days actually did think that I was going to unintentionally start a fight in a restaurant by responding to some punk who was playing Bait the American, but she successfully got me to shut up.)

            • Bill
              Bill
              November 10, 2014 at 4:11 am | #

              Except that ‘in flagrante delicto’ is Latin.

              • zaratustra
                zaratustra
                November 10, 2014 at 6:52 am | #

                Ah, the language of love.

                • Lord Geovanni
                  Lord Geovanni
                  November 10, 2014 at 7:24 am | #

                  Greek?

                • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                  Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                  November 10, 2014 at 9:45 am | #

                  So Spanish?

                • Bugberry
                  Bugberry
                  November 10, 2014 at 11:48 am | #

                  Klingon

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  November 10, 2014 at 3:30 pm | #

                  Vogon?

                • fogel
                  fogel
                  November 10, 2014 at 4:51 pm | #

                  Vogon poetry.

                • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
                  Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
                  November 10, 2014 at 4:56 pm | #

                  To even recite Vogon poetry goes beyond the realm of possible Blackrom. It’s absolute platonic hatred.

                • fogel
                  fogel
                  November 10, 2014 at 5:05 pm | #

                  Not nice. Midnight Hobo leads to a guy getting his junk head-butted and then puked on.

                • fogel
                  fogel
                  November 10, 2014 at 5:08 pm | #

                  What just happened? Midnight hobo belongs below, somewhere. Here I wanted to point out that Ruth and Billie could carry out their lesbian suicide pact by reciting Vogon love poetry to each other.

      • Dean
        Dean
        November 10, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        Not the worst idea, Mary wouldn’t have anything to hold over them afterward.

      • newllend
        newllend
        November 10, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

        Just fucking super hard on floor right in front of Mary’s cracked door and she’s looking at the entire thing and is thinking,” I’m disgusted with myself for watching but…I can’t look away, I think its turning me on! God help my soul!”

        • liahansen
          liahansen
          November 10, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg

          • Itama
            Itama
            November 10, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

            http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/034/714/win10.jpg

        • Aolbain
          Aolbain
          November 10, 2014 at 1:29 am | #

          “Oh God, I’m a part of it now!”

    • Itama
      Itama
      November 10, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

      I can already see the potential there!
      It starts with just billie and ruth. but soon, as Mary watches, she begins to feel a stirring and joins in.
      then Joyce (and Becky) arrives! Drawn by the gravitational pull of billie’s glorious bosoms!
      But wait! Dina is there!! and SAL and AMAZIGIRL! IN THE SAME PLACE!!! (WHAAA?!)
      And it only builds from there! soon the entire main cast is drawn inevitably into the black hole of unending lesbian sexytime, and multiverse is finally consumed!!!!!

      This is totally the porn people are into yes?
      The graph says disagreement would be incorrect.

      • The Weirdo
        The Weirdo
        November 10, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

        I believe you’re missing the gradual breakdown of society and the riots that would ensue as women tried to get to the epicenter of sexytime, and the rages they’ll fly into when they realize they cannot.

        An orgy of blood, rage, and ecstatic, brutal joy will overtake the planet long before the black hole is born. When it finally does, all it will absorb will be the ruined remnants of once-great cities and the shattered remainder of mankind. All that will be heard will be the insane gibbering of the masses, and faintly (oh-so-faintly) in the distance… the sound of sweet, sweet love being made in a hallway.

        In that ensuing silence, it will be heard that much clearer when we shut off our computers and whisper “Damn you, Willis…”, despair already creeping in around the edges of our mind and madness invading our vision.

        • Itama
          Itama
          November 10, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

          Still a better love story than Twili- *violently pulled into sexy lesbian drama hurricane.*

  7. Mik
    Mik
    November 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    “Ample ass” dang Ruth NO

  8. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    November 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Hmmm this went different than expectec

  9. John
    John
    November 10, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Am I weird that I’m finding this completely adorable?

    • Calvin Coolage
      Calvin Coolage
      November 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      No, I think it is too.

  10. ThisIsSoLemons
    ThisIsSoLemons
    November 10, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    I would like to vote for this as the plot of the next slipshine

  11. ridtom
    ridtom
    November 10, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    STOP STEALING MY HEART!

    GET YOUR SOFT HANDS OFF OF ME!

    <..>

    …..I think we fooled them.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 10, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Get your soft hands off me you damn dirty sex goddess.

    • Itama
      Itama
      November 10, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

      your gravitater makes this SO much better.

    • newllend
      newllend
      November 10, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

      I’m going pound that nice curvy plump ass if you don’t back off you hot seductive bongo….wait

  12. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    PUBLIC HANKY PANKY IN 5… 4… 3… 2…

    • Calvin Coolage
      Calvin Coolage
      November 10, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      ENEMY PUBLIC HANKY PANKY INCOMING!
      IT’S OVER!

    • newllend
      newllend
      November 10, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

      Then Joyce just shows up and start’s hiccuping while in a frozen state

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 10, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

        Afterwards she will either attempt to jump on Ethan’s bones or Dotty’s, either of which breaks Becky’s heart…

        • newllend
          newllend
          November 10, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

          while at the same time Joe is off some where randomly flinching wondering if some hot girls are having sex

  13. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    November 10, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    LOL your ample ass. Amazing.

  14. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    November 10, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Rofl to the backfire.

    But, yeah it is weird, getting turned on by violence is no good.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      November 10, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      To each their own, as long as nobody gets hurt and everybody’s enjoying themselves, I’m not gonna judge.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Rigghhht.
      Don’t look at my internet history.

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      November 10, 2014 at 2:21 am | #

      Billie clearly has subby tendencies.

    • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
      November 10, 2014 at 2:43 am | #

      It’s called S/M

    • nothri
      nothri
      November 10, 2014 at 7:39 am | #

      Makes sense from an evolutionary perspective, I’m sure.

    • lipsticksuckerpunch
      lipsticksuckerpunch
      November 10, 2014 at 10:41 am | #

      If getting turned on my violence is bad… I don’t want to be good.

    • JWLM
      JWLM
      November 10, 2014 at 3:09 pm | #

      Just remember the three words “safe”, “sane”, and “consensual”. In this case, I’ll believe “consensual”, but I reject “safe” — not because I think Ruth would hurt Billie during rough play, but because..well, because Mary. Ruth and Billie are in an unsafe environment, no matter what they are to one another. As to “sane” — with these two? Yeah, no, not so much…in fact, not at all.

  15. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 10, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Also you’re kinda feelin’ me up a bit, Ruth.

    • Calvin Coolage
      Calvin Coolage
      November 10, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      See, this was the whole point.
      Not only could it trick Mary, Ruth also gets a great grip on Billie’s boobs.
      It’s a win-win.

  16. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    November 10, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Some like it rough. >.> I approve.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      But None like it hot.

    • newllend
      newllend
      November 10, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      newllend also approves this message

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      November 10, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      Safe word is “cheerleader.”

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 10, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

        It can’t be cheerleader if the roughplay revolves around a cheerleader motif. :O

      • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
        Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
        November 10, 2014 at 2:43 am | #

        Safeword is “Midnight Hobo”

        • John
          John
          November 10, 2014 at 12:51 pm | #

          That isn’t going to work either. Midnight Hobo is the third in their threesome.

        • fogel
          fogel
          November 10, 2014 at 4:55 pm | #

          Not nice. Midnight Hobo leads to a guy getting his junk head-butted and then puked on.

      • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
        Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
        November 10, 2014 at 2:46 am | #

        How’re they gonna set up a Dungeon in a dorm? Wait- Unless the famously reclusive Ruth uses her room, which she has all to herself-
        yessssss

      • Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
        Dirk Strider's Splinter Hopeself
        November 10, 2014 at 4:24 am | #

        How’re they gonna set up a Dungeon in a dorm? Wait- Unless the famously reclusive Ruth uses her room, which she has all to herself-

        yessssss

  17. Cholma
    Cholma
    November 10, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Mary jumps into hallway: “Ooh! Can I get in on this?”
    Billie & Ruth together: “FUCK YOU!”
    Mary: “Th-that’s what I’m asking!”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      That’s the most out of character thing to ever happen ever.

      • newllend
        newllend
        November 10, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        yet it be one hell of a twist.

      • Swoop
        Swoop
        November 10, 2014 at 8:54 am | #

        Not in my fanfiction it isn’t!

  18. Dean
    Dean
    November 10, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Meanwhile, Mary is glued to the crack in the door, pants around her ankles…

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 10, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      “You should really be dressed before 3 pm.”

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 10, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

        “Let your fingers do the wanking…”

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      November 10, 2014 at 3:32 pm | #

      If she is glued to the crack in the door, she is doing it wrong.

  19. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    November 10, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Something something innuendo.

    …Look, they can’t all be winners.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 10, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      Some of them end up being wieners. D

  20. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    November 10, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    This is where we find out that Mary’s turned on too, right?

    • Calvin Coolage
      Calvin Coolage
      November 10, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      I wouldn’t be too surprised.

      • Tom Speelman
        Tom Speelman
        November 10, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        Secret plot twist: Mary is actually closeted.

        • Rosicrucian
          Rosicrucian
          November 10, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

          Closeted or in denial. It’d be a fitting twist.

    • David Alexander McDonald
      David Alexander McDonald
      November 10, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      First panel of tomorrow’s strip: medium shot of Mary’s door, slightly open; Mary: OH GOD! Panel 2: Billie and Ruth stare in stunned fascination.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 10, 2014 at 8:46 am | #

      Ashamed, but turned on.

  21. Yotsuyasan
    Yotsuyasan
    November 10, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Willis, I just posted a comment to the previous comment to the effect that I’d rather wait until Ruth and Billie were in a better place (mental health-wise) before I started salivating over the prospect of the two of them having sexy times together… but you’re making it difficult, man! Damn you, Willis!

    In other news…

    The Great Help Yotsuyasan Choose A New Gravatar of 2014!

    So, long time reader. Not the most frequent poster, but I am not shy about doing so if I genuinely feel I have something to contribute to the conversation.

    Anyway, my randomly assigned Gravatar back in the day was the Ruth one. Not a bad choice. I like Ruth! But, it was hardly a unique one. Multiple people had the same Ruth. I want something unique, darn it!

    So I finally went through the process necessary to be able to have a custom Gravatar. Trouble is, I had a few possible options to choose from! So I thought I would seek input, and see what everyone else thought of my choices!

    I actually switched to my first option mid afternoon yesterday, but thought I would wait until the new comic was posted at midnight before making a big deal of it for maximum effect. This option is a more unique Ruth, made by taking two images of her that are from the same “camera angle” but which have very different facial expressions, and then making a hybrid of the two images. For an enlarged look at the process, you can click here.

    I quite like this one, to be honest. It may be nice to stay with Ruth as I have grown quite attached! And this will give me a slightly more unique look as I do so. But it it unique enough?

    The second and third options, I will reveal tomorrow and the following day at midnight. Then, the day after that, once I have absorbed any opinions you all care to share, I shall switch over to my final selection.

    • Albi Mobile
      Albi Mobile
      November 10, 2014 at 4:01 am | #

      Bless this comment section.

      I can’t wait for more Ruth avas!

      • Yotsuyasan
        Yotsuyasan
        November 10, 2014 at 12:14 pm | #

        Thanks for replying! I didn’t expect overwhelming response, but must admit I am slightly underwhelmed. I am hoping that most people are just waiting until I’ve shared all three options, and not that I’m just an unremarkable bloke no one cares about. 😀

        As far as the upcoming choices, well, the other two I have aren’t Ruth. I wanted to have a Ruth amongst my options, and chose to share that one first, but the other two I am going to be choosing from shall take things in a different direction. You’ll see one of them tonight at midnight(ish), and the other (perhaps somewhat disturbing option) the following evening!

        For now, though, do you like this one? How do you think it looks compared to the standard Ruth avatar? (As seen, for example, with otusasio451, Dreadhawk177, or Lord Geovanni?)

  22. Taigan
    Taigan
    November 10, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Shortpacked’s Leslie, with her obsession with unhealthy relationships, would totally ship them

    • Tom Speelman
      Tom Speelman
      November 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Willis said as much a while back in an SP! hovertext.

  23. Mellydraws
    Mellydraws
    November 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    yes i am into this

  24. Yotsuyasan
    Yotsuyasan
    November 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Aaargh, I meant, “comment to the previous comic…”

    • Yotsuyasan
      Yotsuyasan
      November 10, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      And I also meant that as a reply to my previous comment to this comic… (Still holding out hope for an edit function someday…)

  25. newllend
    newllend
    November 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    wait are you allowed to date your RA or not? I know its sounds really against the rules but I just want to make sure ?

    • Calvin Coolage
      Calvin Coolage
      November 10, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      A situation like this would probably be worse for the RA, actually.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 10, 2014 at 8:54 am | #

        One-way crime. Sex with a minor is a crime. Sex with an adult is not.

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          November 10, 2014 at 9:08 am | #

          Neither of them are minors. But Ruth is in a position of authority.

          • David
            David
            November 10, 2014 at 11:54 am | #

            What’s more authoritive than an ample ass?

            • Amazi-Stool
              Amazi-Stool
              November 10, 2014 at 1:31 pm | #

              An accredited and approved ample ass!

  26. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    November 10, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Me, too, Billie . . .

  27. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    November 10, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    Man, considering how depressingly it started, I was NOT expecting this relationship to be this smile-inducing.

    Of course, this is the “honeymoon phase,” when that rush of hormones is running especially hot, and I’m not sure it’s not a sign of doom that even now, Ruth can’t really go more than a couple of strips without letting out some degree of verbal abuse. But I’m starting to actually root for this relationship instead of just viewing it like a slow-motion version of that disaster scene at the start of GRAVITY.

    • Yotsuyasan
      Yotsuyasan
      November 10, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

      I have often found this relationship to be quite smile inducing!

      Except for the depressing bits…

      Which, admittedly, outweigh the smile inducing ones quite a bit…

      But we have been getting much more of the smiles, lately! Comparatively speaking! I am still waiting for quite a few other shoes to drop (and I don’t just mean Walky’s old pair nailed up over Ruth’s door), but overall I have always maintained long-term hope for this pairing since it first began.

      • T Campbell
        T Campbell
        November 10, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

        I guess it sort of depends on when you consider the relationship to have started! They had a couple of kisses which each ended in immediate disaster and a period of being “detox buddies.” You could even argue that it all started with their first physical fight, which seems to be one of the ways Ruth flirts. I was only counting it as starting with Billie saying “we’re both doomed, let’s be doomed together” and Ruth responding with a swig and “yup, gonna kill myself someday soon, might as well be with booze here and now” as the drunk-fumbling began.

        • Yotsuyasan
          Yotsuyasan
          November 10, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

          Well, wherever you count it from, I will agree it had a depressing start. But for some reason, I always felt it had promise. And even when I was pissed at Billie for still drinking, or scared with Billie that Ruth might do something drastic, I still feel in the long term that this will be a good thing for both of them, and I love sharing in whatever bits of happiness they can find together along the way. 😀

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      November 10, 2014 at 2:23 am | #

      “that disaster scene at the start of GRAVITY.”

      You mean the entire movie right?

  28. Tufto
    Tufto
    November 10, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    Well. That escalated quickly :p.

    • MrSirk
      MrSirk
      November 10, 2014 at 10:00 am | #

      Did it really though? If this is what gets them both off they’ve basically been having foreplay since they first met.

  29. Spenser
    Spenser
    November 10, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    LOUD NOISES!

    • Yotsuyasan
      Yotsuyasan
      November 10, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

      Aargh! I am flashing back to the first episode of Sailor Moon Abridged.

  30. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    November 10, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

    Heheheh >:D

  31. a4lbish
    a4lbish
    November 10, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

    I’m Billie. >.>

  32. shietka
    shietka
    November 10, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

    When I saw this page, before I read the words, I honestly thought this was a lead up to sex. So yeah, girls, this isn’t really working.

  33. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    November 10, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    Now kiss!

    (someone had to say it…)

    • Marianne
      Marianne
      November 10, 2014 at 6:38 am | #

      Any hypothetical kiss, in this situation, must cause Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by Eurythmics to start playing just as their lips furiously crash into each other. COVER VERSIONS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE.

      • Eukie
        Eukie
        November 10, 2014 at 3:55 pm | #

        ~Some of them want to use you~

  34. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    November 10, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

    An almost foolproof plan – were it not for these two lovefools.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 10, 2014 at 9:00 am | #

      You can make something foolproof, but you can’t make it damnfoolproof.

    • MrSirk
      MrSirk
      November 10, 2014 at 9:47 am | #

      Mary will burst in and just shake her head. “Seriously, you sinners couldn’t even keep it together five minutes? SNAP!” Documented proof bongoes!

  35. David
    David
    November 10, 2014 at 1:26 am | #

    This ship is in rough waters. And it lives for it.

  36. brasca1
    brasca1
    November 10, 2014 at 1:45 am | #

    Kind of funny watching this since I just saw her in another universe attending a wedding with her husband Danny.

    • John
      John
      November 10, 2014 at 12:56 pm | #

      This puts a whole new spin on that Billie’s fight with Sal.

  37. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    November 10, 2014 at 2:06 am | #

    Soooooooo much PSL…

  38. metaceryn
    metaceryn
    November 10, 2014 at 2:51 am | #

    Billie’s a journalist and a strong independent woman: she’ll be reporting her own ample ass.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 10, 2014 at 6:38 am | #

      +1 to you, sir.

  39. Kevin
    Kevin
    November 10, 2014 at 3:43 am | #

    This is one of the greatest comic pages in the history of the internet.

  40. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    November 10, 2014 at 3:52 am | #

    Mike walks in… “I have some rope”

  41. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    November 10, 2014 at 3:59 am | #

    Geez you two get a room. Oh, you have one? Then forget Mary and fuck already!

  42. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    November 10, 2014 at 5:34 am | #

    Willis needs another porn scene to write because he wants to refurbish his house!

    😉

  43. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 10, 2014 at 6:50 am | #

    Mary to self: I AM still doing this to fight sin, I am not a voyeur, right?

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      November 10, 2014 at 9:09 am | #

      If God watches sinners bone, it would be wrong not to look.

  44. Chris Kern
    Chris Kern
    November 10, 2014 at 8:09 am | #

    Switch over to Shortpacked and we have married Billie/Danny with children…it’s even more strange because I always associate Walkyverse Billie with her old Roomies/IW! style art, but this one looks just like the Dumbiverse billie.

  45. Jen
    Jen
    November 10, 2014 at 8:34 am | #

    OMG! So hot! 😀

  46. Aris Katsaris
    Aris Katsaris
    November 10, 2014 at 9:09 am | #

    Question: if the whole issue is about Ruth being a resident assistant, could this whole drama be avoided if Billie simply asked to be moved under the jurisdiction of a different RA?

    • Swoop
      Swoop
      November 10, 2014 at 9:12 am | #

      She would miss being close to Joyce.

  47. Volkai
    Volkai
    November 10, 2014 at 9:11 am | #

    So.
    The spiritual sequel to “Mike and Amber Pound Each Other in the Most Epic of Hatefucks” and “My Lesbian” will be “Ruth and Billie Pound Each Other in the Most Epic of Lesbian Hatefucks”.

    • StClair
      StClair
      November 10, 2014 at 4:09 pm | #

      Looks like.

  48. hof1991
    hof1991
    November 10, 2014 at 9:20 am | #

    Thought a hockey game was going to break out there for a moment, before it turned into a lust pit.

  49. HentMas
    HentMas
    November 10, 2014 at 9:51 am | #

    and somewhere behind Mary´s door, a pant less Mary is filming the event while touching herself inappropriately

    • Yotsuyasan
      Yotsuyasan
      November 10, 2014 at 11:25 am | #

      Somehow, I doubt it… (But I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t a potentially appealing mental image…) Ahem…

  50. Neonix
    Neonix
    November 10, 2014 at 11:47 am | #

    This’ll totally work. (This totally will not work.)

  51. Nagash1959
    Nagash1959
    November 10, 2014 at 12:27 pm | #

    Quick! Have premarital hanky-panky right there in the hallway! That’ll throw Mary off the trail!

  52. Lulu
    Lulu
    November 10, 2014 at 12:31 pm | #

    There should be a disclaimer put somewhere there: “TRY IT AT HOME KIDS!” ^^

    Two people who are going off from rage situations should not try to fake the fight.

  53. auo> mous
    auo> mous
    November 10, 2014 at 2:13 pm | #

    The insipid yet inevitable lead-up to this moment is great. I think Billie shouldn’t have said “I’d like to see you try” but it was a natural response. The whole conversation flowed exactly how you’d expect from their pre-romance personalities. And yet it’s destination!

  54. EmbraceEvil
    EmbraceEvil
    November 10, 2014 at 2:44 pm | #

    After all of this RuthXBillie drama, I’m starting to wonder if any of the enemies I made in school actually wanted to bang me. *shudders*

    • Vangeln
      Vangeln
      November 10, 2014 at 7:43 pm | #

      Well, did you want to bang them?

  55. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    November 10, 2014 at 4:41 pm | #

    Hanky spanky time. 😛

  56. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    November 10, 2014 at 4:42 pm | #

    I’M GOING TO SLAP YOU IN THE FAAAAAAACE!

  57. Yoshido
    Yoshido
    November 10, 2014 at 8:48 pm | #

    I want Ethan to have something like this… So badly…

  58. Jesse
    Jesse
    November 10, 2014 at 9:02 pm | #

    “FUCK YOUUUUUUUuurrglebluh!!!

    Sorry, I thought we were quoting the Devil May Cry reboot.”

  59. man in black
    man in black
    November 10, 2014 at 9:58 pm | #

    Yeah that didn’t start to backfire

  60. Just Here
    Just Here
    November 11, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    You know what? Fuck Mary and the horse she rode in on. No, not like that, damnit. Perverts.

    Ruth, Billie, be you. To hell with everyone else.

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implausibleblog.bsky.social's user avatarFarrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Brazilian president to the American people, "If Trump was Brazilian and did what he did at the Capitol, he'd be on trial in Brazil"
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(august 29, 2025)
Raidah approaches the Read Hall center desk while Asma sits there at a laptop.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
some adult in pokemon: it's weird, nobody's ever seen a pokemon egg before! for thousands of years, no pokemon eggs have ever been discovered by humans! ash: well let's go find one! *fifteen minutes later* ash: oh hey
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Always up for a bonus taking-a-shit face
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Raidah!
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Still researching old sleaze paperbacks and legitimately wondering if the book designer asked the author or editor what should be the tagline at the top and they mumbled out the above tagline and the book designer just...wrote it down.
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Cochu @cochu.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
Amen break whenever Mario vibrates extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites
mariobrothblog.bsky.social's user avatarSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social ⋅ 5d
In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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UNIT DLX @unitdlx.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Terrible news! The back of box render for the Classified Series Legacy Firefighter seems to imply Shipwreck's house caught on fire.
The back of box render for the GI Joe Classified Series Legacy Collection Firefighter. A firefighter in the foreground poses dramatically with the jaws of life. Another firefighter in the background sprays a wrecked car with foam. A third firefighter even further back escorts a man away from a burning house.
A firefighter escorting a man wrapped in a fire blanket away from a burning house. The man bears a strong resemblance to the GI Joe Classified Shipwreck figyre.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
"explore the unknown"? mary, it's new york city, this is at least your third time here, and the last time you were here you got mad at your taxi driver for using a gps
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
one of the kids yelled at the other to "drink my BUTT" and i've just picked up a new invective
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