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September 20, 2023

Spreadsheet

by David M Willis on February 26, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Three's a Crowd

└ Tags: dorothy, walky

Discussion (272) ¬

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    February 26, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    arguably the best product placement

    • Dean
      Dean
      February 26, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      The presence of the T-shirt spurred Walky’s performance to new heights.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        February 26, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

        gettin’ his mac on cheese

        • Stephen Bierce
          Stephen Bierce
          February 26, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

          Is this a Kraft, an art or a science? Or just all of the above?

    • Kennerly
      Kennerly
      February 26, 2015 at 1:13 am | #

      I feel an urge to buy a teal spiral notebook.

    • Architex
      Architex
      February 26, 2015 at 4:11 am | #

      Ruth would argue that Kraft Dinner is better.

      • Maveric1984
        Maveric1984
        February 26, 2015 at 10:25 am | #

        It totally is!

  2. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    February 26, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Lovey dovey sex.

    • Dreadhawk177
      Dreadhawk177
      February 26, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      No. Refrained, well-documented SCIENCE.

      • John
        John
        February 26, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        I enjoy imagining your terrified Joyce avatar saying this sentence. Like Dorothy’s scientific attitude is an abomination of love making that’s also an abdominal case of premarital hanky panky.

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          February 26, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

          Scientific pre-marital hanky panky…

          The application “Joyce” encountered a problem and was forced to close.
          Would you like to send a crash report to Jesus?

          • Jon Rich
            Jon Rich
            February 26, 2015 at 2:04 am | #

            Best comment. Just…best comment.

          • Bill
            Bill
            February 26, 2015 at 3:34 am | #

            Now you know why Joyce has such big blue eyes.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              February 26, 2015 at 8:17 am | #

              BEOD?

              • Bill
                Bill
                February 26, 2015 at 12:40 pm | #

                Exactly.

              • legobil
                legobil
                February 27, 2015 at 3:09 am | #

                Blue Eyes of Death? Wow that sounds scary.

      • Doctor_Lantern
        Doctor_Lantern
        February 26, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

        Why not both?

      • Nothri
        Nothri
        February 26, 2015 at 1:19 am | #

        She blinded me with science…

    • Ostsol
      Ostsol
      February 26, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      Pre-marital hanky-panky! 😀

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 26, 2015 at 2:55 am | #

        For Science

    • Kennerly
      Kennerly
      February 26, 2015 at 1:15 am | #

      Bum chicka wow wow.

    • Yet_One_More_Idiot
      Yet_One_More_Idiot
      February 26, 2015 at 6:11 am | #

      D’awww…. <3

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      February 26, 2015 at 6:18 pm | #

      Lovey dovey sex..

      Scientific Research, if you don’t mind!

  3. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    February 26, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Oooooh, statistics. How very sexy.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      February 26, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      There’s nothing quite as hot as a chi-square test.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        February 26, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

        Tell me about it. Ruling out null hypotheses always gets ME a little hot under the collar, I’ll tell you what.

    • Dreadhawk177
      Dreadhawk177
      February 26, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      I’m assuming the p-values were acceptable in this test.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 26, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

        Statistics/Sex puns? I’m in.

        They haven’t tried any kinky stuff yet, so they’re still well within the standard deviation.

        • John
          John
          February 26, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

          I dunno, p-values sound pretty kinky to me.

          • MiaKitty
            MiaKitty
            February 26, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

            Pretty sure Walky’s turned that shirt into a kink.

            • Dreadhawk177
              Dreadhawk177
              February 26, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

              Ooh. Let’s check for causation!

          • Ste Rose
            Ste Rose
            February 26, 2015 at 9:47 am | #

            Nothing is quite as kinky as the Weierstrass function, though.

        • otusasio451
          otusasio451
          February 26, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

          Is that a normal distribution, or are you just happy to see me?

        • Dean
          Dean
          February 26, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

          Walky’s results fell within Dorothy’s bell curve.

        • Usayasha
          Usayasha
          February 26, 2015 at 3:43 am | #

          But practice safe statistsex. Correlation DOES NOT equal consent!

    • boomwolf
      boomwolf
      February 26, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      Nothin gets a person more hot and bothered than a flow chart.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        February 26, 2015 at 1:25 am | #

        To graph both hot and bothered properly, you really need a Venn diagram.

        • otusasio451
          otusasio451
          February 26, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

          Throw in an Euler diagram or two, and you’ve got one fun night ahead.
          A ∩ Bc ∩ Cc ∩ Dc ∩ Ec indeed!

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      February 26, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      I’m certain the data fits the curve.

      • Les
        Les
        February 26, 2015 at 6:44 am | #

        Or his datum fit within her curves?

    • John
      John
      February 26, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      All I ever wanted was for some one special to find my love to be statistically significant (p<.05)

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        February 26, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

        True love is p<0.01

      • anonymsly
        anonymsly
        February 26, 2015 at 11:10 am | #

        Now I have this song stuck in my head. Thank you!

        (Actually thank you, I love the song.)

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      February 26, 2015 at 4:59 am | #

      Best. Thread. EVER.

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      February 26, 2015 at 8:33 am | #

      Frequency AND amplitude both matter if they are on the same wavelength.

  4. Smiling Cat
    Smiling Cat
    February 26, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Adorable.

  5. airyu
    airyu
    February 26, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Best shirt best shirt

  6. rezby
    rezby
    February 26, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    As much as I love seeing these two interact, I’m honestly sad we don’t get more Carla and Sal panels today. Carla is best character.

    • Doc
      Doc
      February 26, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Same, glad I’m not alone in liking Carla the most.

      #carlaingofage

    • brumagem
      brumagem
      February 26, 2015 at 1:25 am | #

      I find Sal super uninteresting ever since she got better at math. I have no idea why. You’d think since then she would be -more- interesting since she’s less trope-y, she’s got this new thing with Marci and Malaya going on, and overall a pretty cool gal, but no. I just glaze over her strips.

    • Black Bumblebee
      Black Bumblebee
      February 26, 2015 at 1:36 am | #

      Honestly, the last few panels with them have been a bit “meh.” I’m glad for the change in scenery. Get back to them when something is “happening.”

      • Pinja
        Pinja
        February 26, 2015 at 5:59 pm | #

        I agree. None Sal’s gang have interested me even though Carla and Malaya were my faves in SP.

        Actually I’m not really a fan of any of Sal’s plot-lines now I think about it…

        Charming accent though

  7. Kris
    Kris
    February 26, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    It’s all about averages when your keeping a sex journal.

  8. Hoboturtle
    Hoboturtle
    February 26, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Hopefully Walky failing math won’t result in him being self conscious in everything. Next thing you know, Walky will tear apart Dorothy’s room looking for said journal.

  9. Dreadhawk177
    Dreadhawk177
    February 26, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Walky performs a statistical analysis.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      February 26, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      The p-value is… significant.

      • Dreadhawk177
        Dreadhawk177
        February 26, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

        As the number of samples increases, the confidence rises. Eventually, the studies are ready to be shared and results, um, reproduced…

      • Kelli
        Kelli
        February 26, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

        Yeah, there was certainly a lot of p-ness.

        • gears
          gears
          February 26, 2015 at 8:16 pm | #

          Have an Internet.

      • Flimsyfishy
        Flimsyfishy
        February 26, 2015 at 12:58 am | #

        Hmmm, it seems as if the variance would be very minimal.

    • GoogerGeiger
      GoogerGeiger
      February 26, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Was it… an F-test?

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        February 26, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

        Nah, Walky got that earlier in the morning.

        • tyersome
          tyersome
          February 26, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

          And immediately began regression …

  10. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    February 26, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Man, I’ll be honest, if anything could make me wanna have sex, it’d be the prospect of making charts about it. But then again, I can make charts about tons of other stuff, so.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 26, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      It seems in the first quarter longevity was at an all time high, with a noticible sacrifce in performance however. We’ll have to fix that in the next quarter.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      February 26, 2015 at 3:51 pm | #

      So it’s like you’re Faz in reverse, then? Using sex as an excuse to make charts, rather than charts as an excuse to ask for sex?

      I have decided that this is Zaph’s schtick.

  11. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    February 26, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    You just know Walky specifically asked her to keep the shirt on. He’d rather look at Mac & Cheese than boobies.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      February 26, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. It bypasses the ribcage.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        February 26, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

        So true, especially for cyclists. When you need to consume between 4500 and 5000 Calories/day to prevent excessive weight loss, anything remotely foodlike will get attention…

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          February 26, 2015 at 1:15 am | #

          So the best way to get you to do something is to dangle a stick of butter?

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            February 26, 2015 at 2:52 pm | #

            Bacon really. Or cheese puffs, I’m batty about cheese puffs. But if you’re trying to get my attention fry up a pound of bacon and wave it at me.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 26, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      It’s because he knows under the mac and cheese is boobies. Walky’s a man who gets that leaving more to the imagination is sexy.

      • Carriethedragon
        Carriethedragon
        February 26, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        I feel like the whole “leaves more to the imagination” line makes a lot less sense when you’re talking about the actual deed, not the, you know, imagination of it.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          February 26, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

          But you gotta still imagine the boobies. And boobs are rarely necessary for sex. They’re more like add-ons. Sex Enhancers if you will.

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            February 26, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

            Maybe everyone could leave their clothes on, stay in separate rooms, and just imagine the sex.

            • Carriethedragon
              Carriethedragon
              February 26, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

              For the best sex possible, pledge yourself to a life of chastity. It leaves more to the imagination if you don’t know what sex is like! Avoid pornography at all costs. Isolate yourself from people of the sex/gender you desire, as well. Bisexuals must become hermits. Only then shall we achieve the most pleasurable imagination of intercourse!

              • Doctor_Lantern
                Doctor_Lantern
                February 26, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

                Yeah… those ancient desert-hermit monks really knew where it’s at!

                • Deanatay
                  Deanatay
                  February 26, 2015 at 8:24 am | #

                  Exactly what you just said, but w/0 the sarcasm?

        • John
          John
          February 26, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

          I don’t know why precisely, but touching boobs which are concealed by clothing is definitely different and possibly more fun than touching boobs which are completely naked. Perhaps its transgressing the barrier, maybe the fact that I have to find the nipples by touch alone makes the journey less certain, more exciting.

          Whatever the reason I know I enjoy playing with clothed boobs as much as naked ones even though it’s easier to play with naked boobs.

      • newllend(henryvolt)
        newllend(henryvolt)
        February 26, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

        Should have made her put on a shirt that has a picture of a Carl’s Jr milk shake, Hmmmm delicious, fantasizing more about the milk shake than The boobs for some reason.

        • Bill
          Bill
          February 26, 2015 at 3:28 am | #

          “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          February 26, 2015 at 11:18 am | #

          Boobs are the original milk shake.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            February 26, 2015 at 3:38 pm | #

            (You do understand that’s what the song is about rite?)

            (You probably do)

  12. Maveric1984
    Maveric1984
    February 26, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Wally Does a Sex 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      February 26, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Walky… Damned autocorrect…

      • newllend(henryvolt)
        newllend(henryvolt)
        February 26, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

        NOT FUCKING FUN IS IT !

  13. LegalSeagull
    LegalSeagull
    February 26, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    *Cut to Joyce noticing an abandoned teal notebook in the dorm hall*

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      February 26, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      -Read ‘Errant Fart’ entry, suddenly has much stranger sex dreams

  14. Em
    Em
    February 26, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Daaaamn he likes that shirt.

    Or maybe she quick put it on after the deed and we just didn’t get to see that part.

  15. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    February 26, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Is Walky going to acknowledge the love thing in a not-stupid way this time?

    • boomwolf
      boomwolf
      February 26, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      Well i mean its walky. It’ll always be stupid, just marginally less so.

    • Tualha
      Tualha
      February 26, 2015 at 5:44 am | #

      That’s your cue to look deeply into her eyes and then give her a long kiss, Walky. Preferably because you’re moved to do so, not because someone tells you.

      Knowing Walky, he will muff it.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 26, 2015 at 3:10 pm | #

        Nothing wrong with kissing her muff.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 26, 2015 at 8:27 am | #

      If he’s smart, he will either do so, or smile at her and say nothing.

      This is Walky. He will not do either.

  16. Khaner
    Khaner
    February 26, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Somewhere, Mary is sobbing.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      February 26, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

      We have a chart for her Moody bullshit too

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 26, 2015 at 6:47 am | #

      No wonder everyone else suddenly became horny.

  17. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    February 26, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Charts and graphs are the best part about sex!

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 26, 2015 at 8:32 am | #

      I can disprove this with a single data point: Faz.

      “Faz has noticed that women love it when he makes graphs and charts. I have made some charts and graphs that demonstrate this. You will now commence to love Faz.”

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        February 26, 2015 at 2:53 pm | #

        There are women who would say Faz is a sex master.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          February 26, 2015 at 3:40 pm | #

          Alas, they only exist in Faz’s mind.

        • No Name
          No Name
          February 26, 2015 at 3:40 pm | #

          Correction: there is a woman who would say Faz is a sex master. Faz would also call her a sex master.

  18. StClair
    StClair
    February 26, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    “What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity so, be honest. How do you feel? … Interesting.”

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      February 26, 2015 at 1:29 am | #

      *whimper*

    • brumagem
      brumagem
      February 26, 2015 at 1:30 am | #

      *sobs*

    • Bill
      Bill
      February 26, 2015 at 3:26 am | #

      “Do you hear that?  That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”

      StClair, if you are female, I love you.

  19. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    February 26, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    Who wants to bet she has a list of friends and is putting them all in a poll Titled “most irresponsible person” and Billie, walky, and Joyce are the top 3

  20. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    February 26, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    I’m a bit of a geek, but charts on my lovemaking…ah no.

    Dorothy loves him, so no is she giving up the run for the White House? I don’t think that is Walky’s dream…’Mr. Dorothy…” On the other hand…who knows, he wouldn’t have responsibility, she would.

    • T Campbell
      T Campbell
      February 26, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      The fact that she loves him and the fact that she plans to transfer to Yale when she can are not mutually exclusive. She may have to say a sad goodbye if the offer materializes. Or maybe she’ll decide that the best way to launch her political career is to start interning with a popular congresswoman with whom she may have an in, and supplementing her IU curriculum with MOOCs wil take care of her education. We’ll see when the time comes. (If it ever does.)

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        February 26, 2015 at 9:42 am | #

        I sincerely doubt that will ever be the focus of the strip, but if Willis ever decide to make a politically themed spinoff that would be an AWESOME setting. Goofball Congresman Robin trying to gain power without caring about the politics and levelheaded assistant Dorothy trying to steer her boss into more liberal political waters with little success. There will be shenanigans.

        The setting make it possible to include most of the cast as cameos or regular cast. Leslie and Robin get into a relationship and try to keep it hidden. Roz sniffs around, Walky comes to visit his girlfriend on regular basis, Sarah does an internship, Joyce visits, Dina… is there without explanation.

        • Pope William T Wodium
          Pope William T Wodium
          February 26, 2015 at 9:47 am | #

          So much much different with Dina, then.

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          February 26, 2015 at 4:14 pm | #

          Amber will volunteer on the tech team. And the opponent will either be a saner but still cutthroat Sydney Yus, or Dean McHenry.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            February 26, 2015 at 5:24 pm | #

            That would be fun. Since Dorothy is opposed to Robin’s political affiliations but would (presumably) like her as a person on some level, Sydney Yus would be closer to Dorothy’s political opinions but much less to her liking on a personal level. Much dramatic potential there.

      • Airyu
        Airyu
        February 26, 2015 at 11:41 am | #

        Didn’t Willis say they will never even reach sophomore year? So none of that will apply in the comic, I guess. :< I want to know more about their future~

        • John
          John
          February 26, 2015 at 8:06 pm | #

          If the strip continues at the ~year:week ratio that it’s been running at, the main cast will start sophomore year around 2060, graduate in about 200 years, and Dorothy will be eligible to run for President sometime around 2900.

          • Rycan
            Rycan
            February 26, 2015 at 9:22 pm | #

            All being written by an immortal David Willis.

  21. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    February 26, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    I could honestly argue that I have a sex journal since I have lots of empty journals around my room.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      February 26, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      Are they all extra sex journals or are some them for those art pages your supposed to be keeping track of ?

  22. XMinusOne
    XMinusOne
    February 26, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Cute shirt, but I’d rather see her boobs; or the part just over the nip anyway.

    “Wear the mac and cheese shirt, baby. It really gets me off.”

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      February 26, 2015 at 3:58 pm | #

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/stillhere/
      Dorothy offered to wear it on her own.

      …Man, I remember how the old It’s Walky cast page described Walky as liking his nachos so much that he’d have sex with a bag of them if it were possible. Did Dumbingverse Walky just sort of have sex with the concept of macaroni and cheese while doing it with Dorothy?

      • John
        John
        February 26, 2015 at 8:08 pm | #

        Better than having sex with actual macaroni and cheese.

        Or at least less messy.

  23. TheLurkerAbove
    TheLurkerAbove
    February 26, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    So for some strange reason, this pillow talk is kind of a turn on…

    • Orbit Junkie
      Orbit Junkie
      February 26, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

      What do you mean strange? Charts and graphs are a perfectly rational turn-on.

      • John
        John
        February 26, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

        Perhaps one of the most rational turn ons.

        • Doctor_Lantern
          Doctor_Lantern
          February 26, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

          Perhaps we should chart and/or graph it to see just how rational it really is…

          • Jess
            Jess
            February 26, 2015 at 7:49 am | #

            The Faz are multiplying… 0.0

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              February 26, 2015 at 8:37 am | #

              It’s true! You all do realize that this ‘charts & graphs => sex’ thing is just encouraging Faz?

  24. Sock_V
    Sock_V
    February 26, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    Just hope his parents don’t get a report card.

    • Bill
      Bill
      February 26, 2015 at 12:48 pm | #

      “A+++, would sex again.”

  25. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    February 26, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

    I totally forget why walky was upset, so I assume the he did too

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 26, 2015 at 9:36 am | #

      “David, I’m concerned about your recent performance. A girl like Dorothy deserves your very best effort.”
      “Moooooooom”
      “So I have enlisted your friend Michael’s father to tutor you.”
      “Moooooooooooooooom”
      “Here’s a tip for you, sport, penetrate her at a 33 degree angle and…”
      “You go dad.”

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        February 26, 2015 at 9:47 am | #

        …That was meant as a reply to Sock_V‘s comment above.

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          February 26, 2015 at 4:18 pm | #

          Might actually be funnier here, in an off-the-wall fashion.

  26. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    February 26, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    Danny and Dorothy are kind of a neat study in good and bad self-deprecation. When Danny talks himself down, I get squirmy, because I know that he often feels he is truly worthless, especially without a girlfriend. I feel like he is disguising an act of emotional abuse aimed at himself.

    Dorothy, though, not only wants to be President but feels she can be, and a good President at that, when she’s not freaking out over breaking one of her rules. And in the meantime, she’s a good girlfriend, student, and friend. Here, she’s making a little fun of foibles she has no trouble admitting to, which not only keeps the mood nice and light but makes her boyfriend’s own bruised ego a little more soothed.

    • J42
      J42
      February 26, 2015 at 4:17 am | #

      I have nothing to offer my agreement except to say THIS

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 26, 2015 at 9:33 am | #

      And as a consequence of that their self deprecation serves opposite goals. Danny uses it as a technique to make the conversation about him, to either gain pity or affirmation (depending on wether the person he talks to agrees with him or not). I doubt he’s aware of it, but it’s an sadly all too true consequence of a bad self image, and it’s one of the things that drives people like Joe nuts.

      Dorothy uses it to open up to the conversation partner and make herself more available, more accessible. She does it with Joyce several times (“I think it’s cute that you think I know more than you”), and I think that’s one of the main reasons Joyce were so quick to call her Second Best Thing EVER!!!!

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        February 26, 2015 at 12:11 pm | #

        I doubt it’s anything that malicious on his part. Putting himself down has become such an ingrained part of Danny’s personality that he honestly doesn’t realize he’s doing it, or that it’s at all unwarranted.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          February 26, 2015 at 1:47 pm | #

          Oh, I completely agree that it’s not malicious, or even conscious for most parts. And it is a fully understandable consequence of a low self esteem. Its a reason to pity Danny rather than scold him.

          But his behavior is problematic because it takes away from the conversation rather than adding to it. It puts the conversation partner in a position to either flatter Danny’s ego (like Ethan does) or insult him (like Joe does), or deflect the topic with varying degree of annoyance (like both Dorothy and Amber does occasionally (two examples) and then having the burden to restart the conversation while Danny feels sorry for himself.

          Contrast to Dorothy’s way of using the technique to make a conversation happen and ease into topics that would otherwise been hard to bring up, as seen here or in a few of her interactions with Joyce.

          Again – Danny does NOT do this by choice and it’s NOT as calculated as I make it sound. It’s a consequence of his background, personal issues and low social maturity. But then again, that’s true for most of the stuff that bugs us with these characters.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            February 26, 2015 at 1:49 pm | #

            First example with working html…

  27. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    February 26, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    Dottie careful with those charts. That’s how Faz started. It’s a slippery slope.

    • bleeters
      bleeters
      February 26, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      Look at her face in the last panel. She’s already begun the metamorphosis.

      • Doctor_Lantern
        Doctor_Lantern
        February 26, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

        Oh God… I didn’t notice that till now…

      • Rodimiss
        Rodimiss
        February 26, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

        Oh god, it’s true.

      • No Name
        No Name
        February 26, 2015 at 2:42 am | #

        I don’t suppose we can prove that Wen is Dorothy’s half sister, can we?

      • Urukak
        Urukak
        February 26, 2015 at 7:59 am | #

        If this comic has taught me anything, it’s that everyone looks like Faz when their eyes are closed.

  28. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    February 26, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

    Well, none of us saw this coming as the strip for today did we?

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      February 26, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      That’s because seeing this coming would be the sort of thing reserved for Slipshine.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      February 26, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

      At least its not you know who for a nother 5 to 8 pages

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        February 26, 2015 at 10:53 am | #

        Blaine?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 26, 2015 at 8:39 am | #

      Weeeell, unless you’re on the Patreon, no…

  29. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    February 26, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

    You know what would be really fucking inconvenient ? In the future when she’s running for president Someone some how gets a hold of these Journals.

    • John
      John
      February 26, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

      Eh, she already stars in a porno comic on the Internet, how much worse could it get?

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        February 26, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

        The information campaign about the journal and comic will be run by Mary. That’s how bad it could get.

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      February 26, 2015 at 1:26 am | #

      I’ve wondered just how ridiculously spotless your record needs to be in order to successfully run for President of the USA nowadays.

      • hof1991
        hof1991
        February 26, 2015 at 8:30 am | #

        Not very. Bush was a cocaine user, skipped out on military service, hid out in a Guard unit with members of the Dallas Cowboys, ran a couple of businesses into bankruptcy. God forbid you tweet something though.

    • J42
      J42
      February 26, 2015 at 4:19 am | #

      I can’t wait til every presidential candidate has tons of mildly embarrassing Facebook photos floating around, to the point that no-one even cares and it’s not even news.

      • zach
        zach
        February 26, 2015 at 4:40 am | #

        It will ALWAYS be news.
        Until we start yelling at our kids for acting like 12 year olds instead of encuraging them.

        • StClair
          StClair
          February 26, 2015 at 3:35 pm | #

          You mean until we admit we did the same stupid stuff when we were their age.
          (So, never.)

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          February 26, 2015 at 3:44 pm | #

          Problem is, when we do so, they will be able to go on the Internet and look up PROOF that we did these same things when we were their ages, thus undermining our authority.

        • Jon P
          Jon P
          February 26, 2015 at 7:37 pm | #

          Why should we yell at our 12-year-old kids for acting like 12-year-olds?

        • John
          John
          February 26, 2015 at 9:32 pm | #

          It’s the media that we need to yell at for acting like 12-year-olds.

      • Bill
        Bill
        February 26, 2015 at 12:51 pm | #

        So far his stupid decisions don’t seem to be affecting that guy from Wisconsin yet.

  30. Doctor_Lantern
    Doctor_Lantern
    February 26, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

    And Willis throws another one of his famous cliffhanger fastballs. This here is how Willis does a cliffhanger while updating 7 days a week. And it is highly effective…

  31. Drakkin the Alien
    Drakkin the Alien
    February 26, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    “not an error…the subject is still under control.”

  32. brasca1
    brasca1
    February 26, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

    I hate to say it or think it, but I think Faz has Dorothy beat on graphs and statistics.

    • Carriethedragon
      Carriethedragon
      February 26, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

      “Enjoy this graph of the number of times per day in which we have successfully entwined our genitalia.”

      • Bill
        Bill
        February 26, 2015 at 3:20 am | #

        “Entwined genitalia”??
        Damn, that sounds painful as hell.

  33. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    February 26, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

    I like this couple.

  34. Orbit Junkie
    Orbit Junkie
    February 26, 2015 at 12:55 am | #

    Willis officially has the same resume as PornHub; he is an internet pornlord who collects sex statistics.

  35. Ray
    Ray
    February 26, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

    I bet they performed Runge-Cutta on each other, too…..

  36. An Axolotl Lord
    An Axolotl Lord
    February 26, 2015 at 1:11 am | #

    Oh god. I don’t know why, but when I look at that last frame all I see is a blonde white version of Faz lying there. O.o

    http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=204

  37. Fancymancer
    Fancymancer
    February 26, 2015 at 1:12 am | #

    Seeing the Kraft shirt has caused me to only just now noticed Walky says “Oh Jeez” instead of “Oh Cheese.” I guess there isn’t a giant cloaked swiss-robot demigod floating around this verse.

    • John
      John
      February 26, 2015 at 2:53 am | #

      He says “Cheese” too, sometimes. The Cheese is a character in the D&MM show, apparently.

  38. Bibulb
    Bibulb
    February 26, 2015 at 1:12 am | #

    “Errant Farts” is totally the name of my Bon Iver/GWAR cover band.

    • DeCorrector
      DeCorrector
      February 26, 2015 at 2:47 am | #

      COPYRIGHT TO THIS IDEA IS HELD BY GALASSO!

  39. Jon P
    Jon P
    February 26, 2015 at 1:26 am | #

    Looks like the two of them spread some sheets ifyaknowwhatimean.

  40. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    February 26, 2015 at 1:28 am | #

    Spreadsheet, spread-eagle. I see the connection.

  41. Garrett
    Garrett
    February 26, 2015 at 1:35 am | #

    Wally’s face in that last frame, I don’t know if he’s worried about his performance, the whole “love” thing, or everything else…

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 26, 2015 at 6:43 am | #

      He’s wondering why people keep calling him Wally.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        February 26, 2015 at 4:15 pm | #

        He got off in under a minute because he, like Wally West, is too fast

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          February 26, 2015 at 11:34 pm | #

          But Speedsters would also have instantaneous recover time. They could go forever.

  42. takashid
    takashid
    February 26, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

    well this is kind of an abrupt scene change from the Sal crew lol. For a second i thought id missed a strip or something

    • All-purpose guru
      All-purpose guru
      February 26, 2015 at 4:45 am | #

      I read this as “Sal Screw” and was like, “wait, did I miss something?”

  43. Archivist
    Archivist
    February 26, 2015 at 2:20 am | #

    This clever banter, I can’t handle it.

    (Walky’s going to be the best first husband when Dorothy’s president.)

    • Jess
      Jess
      February 26, 2015 at 7:31 am | #

      If Dotty is the first female president, then Walky will be the First First-Husband.

      This makes me smile so much. 🙂

  44. heavvymetalqueen
    heavvymetalqueen
    February 26, 2015 at 3:13 am | #

    D’awwwww, snappy post sex banter <3

  45. Bill
    Bill
    February 26, 2015 at 3:19 am | #

    And another politician goes down the drain after discovering the pleasures of the flesh.

  46. Architex
    Architex
    February 26, 2015 at 4:12 am | #

    I love these two.

  47. Locke
    Locke
    February 26, 2015 at 4:33 am | #

    Was there another Slipshine or did you skip past a few pages?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 26, 2015 at 6:42 am | #

      Dorothy offered to sex Walky up to cheer him up during lunch, with the Joyce drama completed they moved on to their own thing.

  48. brute
    brute
    February 26, 2015 at 4:47 am | #

    I accidentally hit “random” and the comic i ended up seeing was walky clutching a doodle of dorothy, claiming her name was gary and they would totally get man-married.

    Aww.

    • Architex
      Architex
      February 26, 2015 at 5:46 am | #

      I WAS RE-READING AND JUST CAME ACROSS THAT ONE TOO

  49. Bill
    Bill
    February 26, 2015 at 5:30 am | #

    Question — why ‘teal’?  And since when does Walky start making color distinctions like that?  Most males would be satisfied with calling it “blue” and letting it go at that.

    • wwwhhattt
      wwwhhattt
      February 26, 2015 at 6:32 am | #

      Untrue, at least according to the XKCD colour survey results.

    • No Name
      No Name
      February 26, 2015 at 6:52 pm | #

      I dunno, I find teal to be far to green to simply be called “blue”. If anything it’s the perfect example of “grue”.

  50. 6Qubed
    6Qubed
    February 26, 2015 at 5:36 am | #

    Fucking adorable.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      February 26, 2015 at 7:20 am | #

      Post-fucking adorable.

    • Aolbain
      Aolbain
      February 26, 2015 at 7:23 am | #

      Adorably fucking

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      February 26, 2015 at 4:13 pm | #

      Cuddling each other instead of themselves

      • John
        John
        February 26, 2015 at 9:35 pm | #

        I’ve totally forgotten who that other chick Aubrey’s talking to is.

  51. Sir Robin
    Sir Robin
    February 26, 2015 at 5:54 am | #

    This strip just solidifies how I always read Dorothy sounding like Twilight Sparkle

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      February 26, 2015 at 6:50 am | #

      Dear Princess Celestia…

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 26, 2015 at 7:09 am | #

      “Every pony here is CRAZY”

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 26, 2015 at 9:25 am | #

      …I assume there are Twilight Sparkle Sex Journal fanfics. I assume I will NOT spend the next hour searching for them.

      • Machine of Slight Discomfort
        Machine of Slight Discomfort
        February 26, 2015 at 11:14 am | #

        Because you would only need a minute to find them?

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          February 26, 2015 at 1:51 pm | #

          10 seconds. Flat.

          • Gamaran Sepudomyn
            Gamaran Sepudomyn
            February 26, 2015 at 3:39 pm | #

            Google loads in under two seconds for me, usually.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              February 26, 2015 at 3:47 pm | #

              … plus eight seconds to type in the search.

    • Sir Robin
      Sir Robin
      February 26, 2015 at 5:03 pm | #

      Also, Amber sounds like Sari Sumdac

  52. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    February 26, 2015 at 6:23 am | #

    So wait… at the end of it all, is sex the one they have in common with each other?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 26, 2015 at 6:41 am | #

      Sex, independence, Dexter and Monkey Master, caring deeply about their friends, among other things it’s too early to remember.

      • Killjoy
        Killjoy
        February 26, 2015 at 11:02 am | #

        Compared to other examples in DoA, I’d say they have one of the healthier relationships, especially considering their age.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          February 26, 2015 at 1:55 pm | #

          I agree, but that kinda IS a low bar. On the top of my head I can’t think of any other relationship with a decent amount of screen-time that is even borderline healthy.

          • timemonkey
            timemonkey
            February 26, 2015 at 2:49 pm | #

            The relationship where the couple has the most in common and would be the most emotionally stable and healthy has sadly yet to happen.

            • Bagge
              Bagge
              February 26, 2015 at 3:34 pm | #

              I like to think that Danny’s and Dorothy’s high school relationship was this for awhile, but the only (sorta) positive aspect of it we ever saw was the breakup.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                February 26, 2015 at 5:02 pm | #

                Dorothy wouldn’t stick around in a relationship that made her unhappy. I’m pretty sure she was fine with Danny, but she wanted to focus on more important things than her high school relationship.

                TBH I hope we see some interaction between the two of them someday. A preview panel for May showed Danny interacting with Joyce and co. so it’s possible.

                • Bagge
                  Bagge
                  February 26, 2015 at 5:14 pm | #

                  I’m pretty fond of some of the small things like this that shows mutual respect and that they are moving on.

                • John
                  John
                  February 26, 2015 at 6:22 pm | #

                  I dunno, I read Danny’s last line there as kind of bitter and sarcastic, though looking at his expression now I’m not sure that’s accurate.

                • Bagge
                  Bagge
                  February 26, 2015 at 6:37 pm | #

                  John: I can easily see it read that way, and Danny is absolutely not over Dorothy at that point (or at least not over her dumping him). But the way I read it is him making the effort of accepting that she moves on rather than him being sarcastic.

    • John
      John
      February 26, 2015 at 6:36 pm | #

      They have plenty of other stuff in common, too, as timemonkey says. And Walky has complete faith in Dorothy’s ability to fulfill her dream, which is huge (and a big part of the reason she dumped Danny’s ass).

      But it’s actually the places where they’re opposites that I think make this the healthiest relationship in the comic. They act as moderating influences on each other, and they both need that. Left to their own devices, Walky would slack off until he failed out of college, and Dorothy would isolate herself with her books until she burned out. He helps her loosen up a little, and she helps him tighten down a little, and they’re both better off for it.

  53. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 26, 2015 at 7:08 am | #

    Heh, she did buy the t-shirt. AND she had it during sexy-times. Double win.

    Awww. Dorothy doesn’t know about the bad math score. She thinks it’s the love thing that bothers him and tries to get him to open up

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 26, 2015 at 9:00 am | #

      Walky: “So, seriously, how good was I?”
      Dorothy: “On a scale from 1 to 100? I’d say… about… 26?”
      Walky: “Whu-”
      Sal: : “Oh, my God, 26? Really??”
      Dorothy: “I know, right?” *both start laughing*
      *All of Walky’s friends appear in room, laughing*
      *Walky starts from bed, screaming, drenched in sweat. He is alone.*

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        February 26, 2015 at 9:45 am | #

        Jason: “Tsk, tsk tsk. That’s what you get for doodling dinosaurs.”
        Walky *wakes up*: “NOOOOOOOO, DON’T TAKE MY DINOSAURS.”
        Dina from behind the door: “I find myself experiencing similarity themed nightmares on a regular basis.”

    • John
      John
      February 26, 2015 at 6:18 pm | #

      This is at least the second time she’s worn it for Walky.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        February 26, 2015 at 6:53 pm | #

        Oooh, I missed that. And back then they both wore the clothes the other picked out for them. Cute.

  54. Twilightomens
    Twilightomens
    February 26, 2015 at 8:48 am | #

    Eww love.
    On another note, I really want some Kraft Macaroni and Cheese now.

  55. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    February 26, 2015 at 9:25 am | #

    “Dorothy and Walky experience an Errant Fart.”

    Coming soon to you know where.

  56. Gate of Seven Ores
    Gate of Seven Ores
    February 26, 2015 at 9:57 am | #

    *looks at T-Shirt*
    Cool. Subliminal messaging/advertising.
    *realizes current/recent situation*
    …OH! Oh damn! I get it! Damn you, Willis!

    • Gate of Seven Ores
      Gate of Seven Ores
      February 26, 2015 at 9:58 am | #

      Oh goodie. I’m Ethan now. Splendid!

      • Narf
        Narf
        February 26, 2015 at 11:22 am | #

        Thats actually Ken, unless I miss my guess. From Shortpacked!

        • Narf
          Narf
          February 26, 2015 at 11:23 am | #

          I… Don’t think I recognize who I am.

          • 3oranges
            3oranges
            February 26, 2015 at 12:18 pm | #

            You’re Alice! As seen in this one 5-comic encounter.

            For myself, I’m very happy to finally not be represented by Mary.

            • Narf
              Narf
              February 26, 2015 at 1:49 pm | #

              Ah, thank you!

        • John
          John
          February 26, 2015 at 4:19 pm | #

          Ken has had a grand total of one appearance in this universe.

    • Rowen Morland
      Rowen Morland
      February 26, 2015 at 6:35 pm | #

      current/recent situation?

  57. Robert
    Robert
    February 26, 2015 at 10:27 am | #

    So Walky’s being audited? Is Dorothy even ISO 9000 certified?

    • Killjoy
      Killjoy
      February 26, 2015 at 10:58 am | #

      She’s been ISO 9000 certified since the age of 7.

      • Robert
        Robert
        February 27, 2015 at 9:10 pm | #

        lol I think it would hilarious if while administrating the audit she went back on her notes and discovered that the whole reason she wound up in bed with Walky in the first place was because she was trying to get the scoop on Amazi-Gril.

    • LTBlue15
      LTBlue15
      February 26, 2015 at 2:25 pm | #

      Possibly my favorite comment ever

  58. Roborat
    Roborat
    February 26, 2015 at 3:17 pm | #

    Wait, she had sex with that shirt on? While that is a great shirt, it covers those glorious breasticles, access to which is an essential part of the sex experience.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 26, 2015 at 3:28 pm | #

      No they’re not. Besides, being under a shirt doesn’t mean they’re not there. He can grab them through or under the shirt if they’re really that necessary.

    • Jen
      Jen
      February 26, 2015 at 3:39 pm | #

      Half clothed sex can be fun sometimes. To quote the British TV show Hyperdrive, “She’s got on tops and no bottoms! That’s ruder than nothing at all!” Sometimes partially clothed can seem even more naked than naked. 🙂

      • The_Master
        The_Master
        February 26, 2015 at 9:23 pm | #

        Right? That shirt says, “I can’t wait for you to get me out of these pants.”

    • John
      John
      February 26, 2015 at 4:27 pm | #

      I hate this “breasticle” neologism. Breasts are awesome, and they’ve already got more slang terms than probably any other body part (except maybe penises). Why you gotta turn them into dude parts? It’s an ugly word, too, not at all fitting of the magnificence of the female breast.

      Also, if you think a T-shirt’s removing Dorothy’s breasts from the sex experience, you need to get more creative.

      • 3oranges
        3oranges
        February 26, 2015 at 11:33 pm | #

        Also, is it supposed to mean they’re small? Because you know particles, cubicles, canticles, articles, all based on diminutives.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 27, 2015 at 3:54 pm | #

        I didn’t turn them into dude parts, at least not on purpose, it’s what I have always called them, I think it’s funny. For the record, I think breasts are awesome. And when I am having sex, I prefer the breasts (there, you happy?) to be freely accessible, as does my wife.

  59. Bilal Kalyal
    Bilal Kalyal
    February 26, 2015 at 4:39 pm | #

    He’s lucky there isn’t a full report on it.

    • Orbit Junkie
      Orbit Junkie
      February 26, 2015 at 6:24 pm | #

      Dorothy would never do that; it would hurt her presidential campaign. If you want a detailed report published in a reputable journal, you have to go to Roz.

      • Bilal Kalyal
        Bilal Kalyal
        February 27, 2015 at 11:32 am | #

        But would that be a reliable report?

  60. Pinja
    Pinja
    February 26, 2015 at 5:07 pm | #

    All this normal sex is getting dull, where is the kinky stuff?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 26, 2015 at 5:16 pm | #

      In the TA’s office…

      • Pinja
        Pinja
        February 26, 2015 at 5:57 pm | #

        Student/Teacher is only kinky if you RP it. Otherwise it’s just skeezy.

        • Lel
          Lel
          February 26, 2015 at 6:11 pm | #

          >implying a TA only a few years older than you isn’t really a skeevy partner unless they mark you.

          • Pinja
            Pinja
            February 27, 2015 at 10:50 am | #

            No?

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          February 26, 2015 at 6:34 pm | #

          I was thinking more in the line of handcuffs, but yeah, there is most definitely some skeeziness involved in Student/TA relationships, but I have ranted enough about that in just about every friggin’ Jason-strip so I will let it be for now.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      February 26, 2015 at 5:58 pm | #

      You’ll have to wait for that until Joyce actually has a sex life. Of course the kind of kinky that might come out of Joyce is bound to be exceedingly odd.

      • Orbit Junkie
        Orbit Junkie
        February 26, 2015 at 6:42 pm | #

        “Rub it on my tummy!”

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          February 26, 2015 at 7:58 pm | #

          Coming soon to slipshine: Joyce Rubs It On Her Tummy.

  61. Random
    Random
    February 26, 2015 at 6:19 pm | #

    wait… why did he specify “errant” farts?

    • John
      John
      February 26, 2015 at 8:09 pm | #

      It’s Walky; don’t ask.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        February 26, 2015 at 8:54 pm | #

        Because he’s masking his insecurities about sexual adequacy as a joke. #BoringButAccurate

  62. Tenn
    Tenn
    February 26, 2015 at 6:32 pm | #

    When the time comes, Dina can borrow Dorothy’s notes.

    “Hm. This experiment seems interesting. I shall try to replicate it.”

  63. ailorn
    ailorn
    February 26, 2015 at 7:34 pm | #

    This seems a promising way to switch conversation to other grades.

    • ailorn
      ailorn
      February 26, 2015 at 7:34 pm | #

      Who am I?

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        February 26, 2015 at 7:57 pm | #

        Other Rachel.

        • Ailorn
          Ailorn
          February 26, 2015 at 9:52 pm | #

          Thanks 🙂 … I may go back to my custom gravatar…

      • The_Master
        The_Master
        February 26, 2015 at 9:24 pm | #

        I don’t know if that’s a reference to the fact that our avatars seemed to have switched, or possibly just mine, but I have no idea who my character is supposed to be either.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          February 26, 2015 at 9:36 pm | #

          I think you are… (checking tag to confirm).. YES, you are Pamela, Queen of Pizza (and Subs).
          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/02-guess-whos-coming-to-galassos/pepsi/

          *shortpacked spoiler*

          In an alternate universe you changed the very laws of narrative causality for your own ends, which makes your username highly suitable.

  64. DuckDuckMoose
    DuckDuckMoose
    February 26, 2015 at 9:27 pm | #

    I’m married to an epidemiologist and biostatistician, so I won’t even pretend I’m not gonna steal y’all’s sextistics jokes for practical use.

    Also, of course groping breasts through a sexy shirt or dress is hot. I guess I just assumed that was one of those things all sexually active people do occasionally.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      February 26, 2015 at 11:13 pm | #

      Glad to have contributed to your pillow talk.

  65. Pantheon the Mantheon
    Pantheon the Mantheon
    February 26, 2015 at 11:47 pm | #

    Doesnt everyone document their sexual experiences?…..

    • Pantheon the Mantheon
      Pantheon the Mantheon
      February 26, 2015 at 11:50 pm | #

      Oh hey, Im Sarah now. PANTHEON IS PLEASED BY THIS TURN OF EVENTS.

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