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by David M Willis on July 3, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - The Butterflies Won't Fly Away
└ Tags: becky, dina, dorothy, jennifer, joyce, sarah, walky

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    July 3, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    who needs friends when you can be RIGHT

    [Cookie Monster is sad, but Sarah’s used to having no friends, so whatevs]

    • Rectus Flabdominus
      Rectus Flabdominus
      July 3, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

      Well played, Jen. Or should I say…

      SIRI???

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        July 3, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

        Sarah Is Right xInfinity?

      • 0kami
        0kami
        July 3, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

        Props on the fitting gravatar.

    • insomniac
      insomniac
      July 3, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

      “No, Walter, you’re not wrong, you’re just an ASSHOLE.”
      “Well okay then.”

  2. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    July 3, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Sarah-the-right.

    • sps48
      sps48
      July 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Sarah deserves to savor her rightness!

      • thebombzen
        thebombzen
        July 3, 2015 at 9:36 pm | #

        Sarah: “Exactly what you said, but without being sarcastic”
        Dina: “I wasn’t being sarcastic…?”
        Sarah: “Never mind.”

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      July 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Sarah-the-correct!

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        July 3, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

        Sarah-the-unfallabled

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          July 3, 2015 at 8:16 am | #

          Sarah-the-not-wrong

          • Yet_One_More_Idiot
            Yet_One_More_Idiot
            July 3, 2015 at 11:24 am | #

            Sarah the Observant?

            • Screwball
              Screwball
              July 3, 2015 at 12:18 pm | #

              Sarah-the-true

              • vic
                vic
                July 3, 2015 at 2:51 pm | #

                Sarah the SHHH!

    • nothri
      nothri
      July 3, 2015 at 3:10 am | #

      I hope someone picks up that phone, because I fucking called it!

      • Hellhound
        Hellhound
        July 3, 2015 at 4:51 am | #

        DBZ abridged for the win:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsqmU3v0hVA

  3. TheLurkerAbove
    TheLurkerAbove
    July 3, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Sarah, don’t rub it in. It’s not nice.

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      July 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      It rubs the notion in its skin, or else it gets the scorn again!

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        July 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

        i have only this handshake to offer you, sir, but i pray you accept it.

        • otusasio451
          otusasio451
          July 3, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

          …Can I barter for a handshake AND a high five?

          • NaCl
            NaCl
            July 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

            I am altering the deal.

            You shall instead take this fistbump and like it.

            Pray I do not alter it any further.

            • otusasio451
              otusasio451
              July 3, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

              …This deal is getting worse all the time. You want Harrison Ford in carbonite, too? If not, I was planning on using it as a wall decoration. Really gives the kitchen a special touch.

              • OnyxIdol
                OnyxIdol
                July 3, 2015 at 1:32 am | #

                It really ties the room together.

          • gkheyf
            gkheyf
            July 3, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

            throw in a brownie and i’ll make it up high and down low

            • otusasio451
              otusasio451
              July 3, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

              …With or without nuts?

              • gkheyf
                gkheyf
                July 3, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

                look, man, i don’t know what kind of high-fives you’re used to…

                • otusasio451
                  otusasio451
                  July 3, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

                  …Yeah, I walked right into that one.

                • Originalslugboy
                  Originalslugboy
                  July 3, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

                  Be right back, I need to go buy some milk to squirt out my nose.

                • insomniac
                  insomniac
                  July 3, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

                  Well played.

                • jpic89
                  jpic89
                  July 3, 2015 at 2:49 am | #

                  Obligatory “used to Deez nutz” comment.

                  Also, holy shit, that had me laughing for a good several minutes, thank you, you win the internet this night.

              • iforgetwhatiputhere
                iforgetwhatiputhere
                July 3, 2015 at 2:21 am | #

                Definitely one of those things that need to be agreed beforehand!

  4. Eric
    Eric
    July 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    What’s she being proven right about again?

    • Mallow
      Mallow
      July 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      The fact that Joyce seems to be unintentionally leading Becky along because she still is harboring some feelings for her. It’s not something you easily get over entirely in just a couple of days.

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      about this

      • Yet_One_More_Idiot
        Yet_One_More_Idiot
        July 3, 2015 at 6:33 pm | #

        I’m thinking that, as we know already that Sarah is right about Becky not being over Joycy yet, perhaps Becky should go crash in one of the other girls’ rooms for a while?
        I’m thinking maybe she could share with Amber and Dinah? 😉 or Billie and Sal, Sal’s not even there half the time. 😛

  5. Karen Lynn
    Karen Lynn
    July 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    HOW DO YOU POST SO FAST?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      The benefits of Patreon I guess.

      • sps48
        sps48
        July 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

        Anyone can if they devote enough time and effort to it.

        • Random832
          Random832
          July 3, 2015 at 11:07 am | #

          Yeah but having Patreon means you can have already read and understood the comic and prepared your comment text.

          • Darkoneko
            Darkoneko
            July 3, 2015 at 1:15 pm | #

            and if you don’t, you can take a serie of guesses as of what the next page will be about and prepare a bunch of comments to copy paste.

      • Karen Lynn
        Karen Lynn
        July 3, 2015 at 1:30 am | #

        Patreon, you say? One moment. Gotta go mug some hipsters.

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          July 3, 2015 at 1:31 pm | #

          Might wanna find someone else, all the ones I find never have much money…

          …What…?

          • Karen Lynn
            Karen Lynn
            July 3, 2015 at 1:38 pm | #

            But they have macbooks. Grab a couple thrift store mugs, fill’em with coffee, turn to a hipster with a macbook, and say:”Quick! Hold these coffees!” Take their stuff and run. They won’t be able to chase you without dropping the mugs. Mugged hipsters!

            • Screwball
              Screwball
              July 3, 2015 at 4:08 pm | #

              I like the way you think…

    • Specter177
      Specter177
      July 3, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Jen has a special link so she can comment a couple minutes before the strip is posted.

      Probably.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        July 3, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

        Jen has bridge time and space using the raw power of fanon

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          July 3, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

          actually it’s the power of cockblocking anyone trying for “FIRST”s b/c if they can beat me, why the hell are they just posting “FIRST”

          • Mr. Random
            Mr. Random
            July 3, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

            I WILL DEFEAT YOU EVENTUALLY!

          • MeghanTheWorldEater
            MeghanTheWorldEater
            July 3, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

            So you’re our guardian against those ne’er-do-wells? Praise be!

          • Karen Lynn
            Karen Lynn
            July 3, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

            I just want to be first with a witty yet relevant comment… ONE DAY!

            • MeghanTheWorldEater
              MeghanTheWorldEater
              July 3, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

              Replace fast with first, good with witty, and cheap with relevant.
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksdd9sIm8Gc

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            July 3, 2015 at 9:25 pm | #

            I have being the first to post on a few occasions mainly because the people who normally posted first has technical issues with their servers which allowed me to be the first one but ever since the delay to the new comic showing up was increased from 00:01 New York Time to 00:02 New York, I haven’t been able to do any better than 3rd post.

    • nothri
      nothri
      July 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      I think the real question is how you manage to post so very slow.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      July 3, 2015 at 1:22 pm | #

      All it takes is the ability to warp time and space. You have to be careful not to overshoot though.

      • Karen Lynn
        Karen Lynn
        July 3, 2015 at 1:39 pm | #

        I’m still practicing, but I can never get to within three days of my target time, for some reason.

  6. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    You were here Dina? Sorry I didn’t see you there.

    • nothri
      nothri
      July 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      Who’s Dina, again? I don’t recall seeing anyone like that in this series.

      • 3-I
        3-I
        July 3, 2015 at 1:01 pm | #

        STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT. It makes me want to hug her forever, and that’s totally not fair. =<

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          July 4, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

          Hugging Dina forever is not fair? =o

          • 3-I
            3-I
            July 4, 2015 at 10:31 am | #

            Not to her, it isn’t!

  7. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    July 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Emotions inbound! READY THE PROTOCOLS!!!

  8. Captain Batson
    Captain Batson
    July 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Dina is present and I dig that.

  9. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    July 3, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Dina demonstrates her awesome ninja skills of hiding in plain sight.

    • boomwolf
      boomwolf
      July 3, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      Dina has trained dinosaurs to become ninjas. How do I know? You ever see a dinosaur?

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        July 3, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

        it’s that kind of logic that helped make jurassic world possible

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      July 3, 2015 at 8:54 am | #

      Hide in plain sight is a shadow dancer class skill.

  10. Hiraku
    Hiraku
    July 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Words cannot describe how happy I am to see that Sarah’s finally getting her moment.

    • Regina Phalange
      Regina Phalange
      July 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Couldn’t agree more, but remind me–was Sarah right about the situation not being as great as Joyce was expecting in general, or the situation not being as great as Joyce was expecting specifically because of beckys feelings?

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        July 3, 2015 at 1:23 am | #

        She told Joyce a while back that continuing to share a bed with her would be less than ideal for Becky’s mental state.

        • Random832
          Random832
          July 3, 2015 at 11:08 am | #

          And also that they eventually need to find long-term legal living arrangements for Becky.

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            July 3, 2015 at 7:38 pm | #

            Yeah, but that part’s not coming up in this conversation.

    • Shining Wizard
      Shining Wizard
      July 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Word! =0 Sarah cares so much and a lot of characters really don’t understand that and it breaks my heart =(

  11. Nerdman
    Nerdman
    July 3, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    There’s never been a better feeling in the world than being right. Loneliness be damned.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Almost as good as being able to say those three beautiful words: “Told You So”

      • fogel
        fogel
        July 3, 2015 at 9:19 am | #

        The full saying is: “I’m right, but more importantly, you’re wrong.”

        • Darkoneko
          Darkoneko
          July 3, 2015 at 1:16 pm | #

          Sounds like something Mike would say.

          • Screwball
            Screwball
            July 3, 2015 at 2:06 pm | #

            I wonder who would end up singing this song…

  12. toddtr
    toddtr
    July 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Can’t Becky sleep in Dina’s room?

    • sps48
      sps48
      July 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Too soon.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        July 3, 2015 at 2:56 am | #

        Besides, I think that Amber might object.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      and have her accidently find out about Amber’s double life?

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        July 3, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

        i suspect that becky would say something wacky and immediately defuse the tension of that moment…or re-purpose it

      • nothri
        nothri
        July 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

        Yeeeeaaaah. Becky is many things, but I dunno if I’m ready to trust her not to blurt out everything about Amazigirl just yet…

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      July 3, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      DANGIT I just remembered my original comment was gonna be “Becky sleeps with Sarah… or even better, Sarah sleeps with Joyce!”

      • Hoodiecrow
        Hoodiecrow
        July 3, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

        Sarah has slept with Joyce before. They’re sisters, remember?

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          July 3, 2015 at 10:22 pm | #

          Sh, dear, we’re thinking.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 3, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

      She can move off campus to wherever Marcie’s living. And thus begins Lesbian Roomies!

      • Captain Batson
        Captain Batson
        July 3, 2015 at 2:31 am | #

        Joke’s in you, Marcie’s one of them bikesexuals

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          July 3, 2015 at 10:17 am | #

          Just like Joyce?

      • Darkoneko
        Darkoneko
        July 3, 2015 at 1:17 pm | #

        That’s called “go get a roomie” 😀

        • Betty Anne
          Betty Anne
          July 3, 2015 at 2:59 pm | #

          I think LT has enough roomies for a while. ^^;

    • NoiseDad
      NoiseDad
      July 3, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

      And the Dina and Becky scene will be the one that makes me buy the Slipshine subscription…

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        July 7, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

        That will be a long while, if ever, but if it happens, that one will break me. The SP! Robin/Leslie one almost did already. Too much cute! Of course Dina and Becky almost break me already and they aren’t even officially dating.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      July 3, 2015 at 1:18 am | #

      That’s what I was wondering too!

  13. gkheyf
    gkheyf
    July 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    you know, i’m starting to think that dina’s super power is that she can read the comments section. it would explain much. it’s like how dexter douglas became freakazoid after absorbing the internet. yeah, who remembered that being the premise?

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      July 3, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      also, hey! dina knows what a roofie is. that’s good, i suppose…useful for navigating college life

      • Dr. Smart
        Dr. Smart
        July 3, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

        the interesting thing was freakazoid absorbed the 90s internet… how nuts would he be if he had absorbed our current internet

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          July 3, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

          he would be catatonic from cat videos 😀

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          July 3, 2015 at 3:25 am | #

          Less nuts… Gone are the wild and wooly days of ‘…ate my balls’.

          Probably more hostile, though.

      • leadsynth
        leadsynth
        July 3, 2015 at 11:35 am | #

        I, too, was surprised that Dina knows what a roofie is. But I’m glad she knows. Maybe all the freshmen go to an orientation where they learn about date rape drugs. That ought to be standard procedure now, right?

        • Edupoet81
          Edupoet81
          July 3, 2015 at 6:05 pm | #

          It should be standard procedure. Unfortunately, I doubt that’s the case. Dina may have learned of roofies from other overheard conversations. With everything she overhears from behind doors, and when people forget she’s there, one can never know what secret information she might have gathered over time. She could really use that to her advantage one of these days.

          Of course, there’s also TV, and the internet.

    • vlademir1
      vlademir1
      July 3, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

      Or even the fact it was due to a ” Pinnacle” chip bug…

      Ahh the ’90s, when it was All About the Pentiums, baby… or maybe when it was all about posting weird ass silly shit on your Geocities/Anglefire/et al site.

  14. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 3, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Unrequited love with a close person is like getting casually stabbed by a lifelong chum.

    • Incomitatus
      Incomitatus
      July 3, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      For that comment, your avatar really, really NEEDS to be Julius Caesar.

      • saki
        saki
        July 3, 2015 at 12:37 am | #

        “Et tu, gaudium?”

    • Jones
      Jones
      July 3, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      If by unrequited love, you mean where your love is romantic, but the object of your affection returns only non-romantic feelings, but still cares deeply about you, as is the case here, no, it’s really not like getting stabbed. It’s not really that bad. Though sleeping next to the object of your affection could be stir up some unpleasant feelings, I would guess; and Becky is being smart here.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        July 3, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

        Yeah that’s more like getting hit with a broomstick. Or a riot baton.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 3, 2015 at 1:05 am | #

        Maybe I’m just sensetive. Or am completely underselling the pain of getting stabbed.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          July 3, 2015 at 1:53 am | #

          Stabbing is kinda “meh” on the pain scale. especially compared to getting your face ripped apart on concrete. Now that’s uncomfortable!

          • Incomitatus
            Incomitatus
            July 4, 2015 at 5:02 am | #

            Indeed, last time I was stabbed, I didn’t feel it. Didn’t notice at all until I saw the blood. Of course, I was also experiencing the opening stages of hypothermia at the time.

            The story is not nearly as exciting as what I’ve shared implies.

        • nothri
          nothri
          July 3, 2015 at 2:52 am | #

          Unrequited love sucks, 100 percent truth, Tomoe. Still would rather go through it than literal stabbing, of course.

      • davidbreslin101
        davidbreslin101
        July 3, 2015 at 8:44 am | #

        The last time I was in that situation, it was like everyone expected me to feel far worse than I actually did. I wasn’t exactly cheerful, but more concerned with salvaging some kind of friendship from the whole mess than feeling all hurt and betrayed.

    • Greenygal
      Greenygal
      July 3, 2015 at 12:25 pm | #

      My objection to the simile is not so much the level of pain as it casts the person who doesn’t share your feelings as consciously doing something to hurt you, which is not the case.

  15. maxyai
    maxyai
    July 3, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Now kiss!!!

  16. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    July 3, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    MeghanTheWorldEater was right yesterday, Joyce did forget about Dina again~

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 3, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      Also

      1) everyone finding Davic & Dotty in front of Joyce’s door tomorrow would be hilarous. Well save for Mike I guess.
      2) Dina “uh, so, if she likes her, why was she making moves on me ? This is not logicial”

      • MeghanTheWorldEater
        MeghanTheWorldEater
        July 3, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        In light of these recent events I’m considering changing my name (legally) to MeghanTheAllKnowing.

        • gkheyf
          gkheyf
          July 3, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

          you’ve got the gravatar for it!

        • boomwolf
          boomwolf
          July 3, 2015 at 1:30 am | #

          All knowing huh? I’ll be the judge of that. How much does a Krabby Patty cost… on WEDNESDAY!??

          • MeghanTheWorldEater
            MeghanTheWorldEater
            July 3, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

            99cents with it being 2.99 on all other days BLAM!

            • boomwolf
              boomwolf
              July 3, 2015 at 2:05 am | #

              Hm…. you’re good. But now I’m going to ask a question only the true MeghaTheWorldEater/TheAllKnowing would know… If we’re discussing the latest page of Dumbing of Age on the third Tuesday in November, and it’s not hailing outside after we toss soft serve from the windows, what do we do?

              • N0083rP00F
                N0083rP00F
                July 3, 2015 at 9:03 am | #

                Go outside and clean up the soft serve because campus security caught us on camera performing our cryogenic dairy product ballistic testing without the proper paperwork being submitted or the test range being cleared and prepped.

              • MeghanTheWorldEater
                MeghanTheWorldEater
                July 3, 2015 at 8:56 pm | #

                I know the answer to this one but based on my recent medical mishaps with soft serve my lawyer has advised me to not answer.

        • nothri
          nothri
          July 3, 2015 at 2:53 am | #

          Lies. You do not know all. I insist you call yourself at most Meghan-the-reliably-knowledgable.

          • MeghanTheWorldEater
            MeghanTheWorldEater
            July 3, 2015 at 8:59 pm | #

            Well technically it’s like that episode of the Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy can’t be wrong so if he says something incorrect reality just rewrites itself but that’s pretty much the same as being all knowing.

  17. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 3, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Dina, the obvious solution is that Becky sleeps in your bed.

    Awwww. It’s sad and its beautiful. I love how open and honest Becky and Joyce are with each other.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      July 3, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

      It really shows how close they have been for a long long time.

  18. Alethiolet
    Alethiolet
    July 3, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    “But Becky, I like sleeping with you!”

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      July 3, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      (cue walky’s sleep-talking wise-assery)

      • newllend(henryvolt)
        newllend(henryvolt)
        July 3, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

        That would actually be a good skit, WALKY UNBOUND.

  19. John
    John
    July 3, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

    Poor Dina. Her new girl can’t even remember she’s there while confessing that she’s still carrying a torch for her previous love interest.

    Also, the obvious solution is Becky sleeps in Billie’s bed, but I’m not sure Billie’s ready to volunteer that she’s not using it anymore.

    • saki
      saki
      July 3, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

      We all know how Joyce would reaction to that revelation…

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      July 3, 2015 at 6:50 am | #

      Sal would also have to agree to the arrangement.

  20. Dean
    Dean
    July 3, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

    When you’re not completely over someone, the classy thing to do is to NOT mention it in front of the other person you like.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      July 3, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      Oh shit, yeah, that could be a very awkward conversation in a strip or two.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        July 3, 2015 at 6:18 am | #

        I don’t know. This is Dina we’re talking about here. I’m not sure she’d view it as anything other than an bullet point on her ‘About Becky’ mental index card.

        • Kelly
          Kelly
          July 7, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

          I would tend to agree.

  21. Hoodiecrow
    Hoodiecrow
    July 3, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

    Dina’s curse…

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      July 3, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

      Or greatest power! Imagine the secrets she can unfold.

      • Hoodiecrow
        Hoodiecrow
        July 3, 2015 at 1:58 am | #

        Including a lot of secrets she didn’t want to know about.

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          July 3, 2015 at 4:05 pm | #

          This power, it is both a blessing & a curse…

  22. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    July 3, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    I think Sarah has the right to savor this particular ‘being right’ moment. She tried to tell Joyce that Joyce was not doing Becky any favors sleeping with her and insisting she stay right under her thumb.
    Joyce crossed over the line so far with her attack on Sarah over this subject, that if their friendship ever gets back to normal it will be one of Joyce’s miracles.

    Sarah is the modern day Cassandra: always tells the truth and no one believes her. So yeah, let her briefly enjoy being right.

    I do like how Becky is flat out honest.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 3, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

      Sarah Cassandra Clinton.

    • saki
      saki
      July 3, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

      I think Becky’s spent enough time being dishonest to herself and others about stuff for a lifetime. Though I do get the feeling she was always the straight-forward type. Nuking her closet only exacerbated that, probably.

  23. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    July 3, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    I am still wondering if looking for help with Leslie could be a viable solution… because they will have to find Becky a place to stay sooner or later and she probably needs to get a job.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 3, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

      Does Marcie need a roommate?

      • saki
        saki
        July 3, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

        Considering how things went when she was over at Malaya, she might prefer being the one to have Malaya over in the future, and not having a roomie to interfere.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          July 3, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

          Rent would be easier to pay once Becky gets a job.

      • Catullus
        Catullus
        July 3, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

        As far as I can tell, Marcie isn’t even a student, so I’m not sure exactly what her housing situation is.

      • Romanticide
        Romanticide
        July 3, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

        I was also wondering about Marcie, but then again they don’t know her (yet) and are not close enough to Sal (yet) for them rooming to be a posibility (yet)

  24. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    July 3, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

    ok at first it was cute, but now you being cheeky every time your right about something is starting to get annoying.

  25. EvolutionistX
    EvolutionistX
    July 3, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

    Don’t worry, Dina, I suspect it’s more of a forgetting who does and doesn’t know thing.

  26. Kraken
    Kraken
    July 3, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

    Is Dina also about to be privy to the details of Becky’s living situation?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 3, 2015 at 6:20 am | #

      I think that it pretty much is a logical next thing for Becky and Joyce to talk about.

  27. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    July 3, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

    Dina also knows a few secrets about her teachers she wished she didn’t, as well as some bank account numbers.

  28. 0kami
    0kami
    July 3, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

    Once again, Dina proves that she is the best ninja… saur.

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 3, 2015 at 4:00 am | #

      Ninja Rick would be so insanely jealous.

  29. A
    A
    July 3, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

    I really like that Joyce trusts Becky.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      July 3, 2015 at 1:36 am | #

      Triple Penny!
      What do we win?

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        July 3, 2015 at 2:01 am | #

        The row collapses and disappears, taking your comments with them. >:}

      • Hoodiecrow
        Hoodiecrow
        July 3, 2015 at 2:14 am | #

        Nothing, until it’s five pennies, at which point you win a nickel donated by Mike in lieu of spending it on someone’s mother.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        July 3, 2015 at 6:22 am | #

        A bloody battle royale in “It’s Walky”, like as not.

  30. Professor Fate
    Professor Fate
    July 3, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

    Socially inept Dina is dinosaur wallpaper and Sarah is the raven sitting on the bust of Pallas while this emotional train wreck is occurring. Joyce has just been hit with Becky’s clue bat and still doesn’t realize it. Maybe it will finally knock some reality into her little fundie brain.

  31. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    July 3, 2015 at 1:13 am | #

    The problem is Sarah’s answer REEKS of privilege. “Yes, her biggest problem, is the unrequited love angle and NOT BEING HOMELESS.” That is exactly the thing you need to worry about.

    How can someone so cynically smart be so dumb?

    • OnnaStik
      OnnaStik
      July 3, 2015 at 2:32 am | #

      Um, no? It’s possible to work on more than one problem at a time, and there’s nothing wrong with “the current alternative to homelessness is really painful for her, so we need to find a better one”.

      • cancersticks
        cancersticks
        July 3, 2015 at 3:01 am | #

        She literally said she wanted Becky to “find a better place to live,” ie a non-homeless alternative to the current, emotionally not great living situation. Considering how nobody else so far seemed to be thinking much about what to do with Becky long-term *or* how she’s being affected by the awkward sleeping arrangements in the short-term, Sarah is being more proactive about helping Becky than anyone, really.

  32. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    July 3, 2015 at 1:16 am | #

    I worry Sarah might take the wrong message from this…

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 3, 2015 at 1:19 pm | #

      At least it’s not “welp I4ll stop interacting with everyone forever”

  33. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 3, 2015 at 1:41 am | #

    No, Dina, it’s more of a ‘things that shouldn’t have been hidden and that Joyce and Becky need to let out” thing.

    In fairness to Sarah, she’s right quite a lot. It’s just that she’s so naturally acidic and unpleasant in her way of expressing herself that people don’t listen to her.

  34. Em
    Em
    July 3, 2015 at 2:03 am | #

    You could share Dina’s bed! Eh?

    Dunno if Amber would be down tho

    • brute
      brute
      July 3, 2015 at 1:28 pm | #

      If she knew becky’s situation, amber would probably be pretty okay looking after her, considering what she did for ethan. she could also really use some extra friendship, so if becky hanging out in their room meant another female for amber to connect with, that’d be pretty nice IMO.

  35. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    July 3, 2015 at 2:04 am | #

    Poor Dina, just starting to experiment and finding out she’s a rebound.

    • Mr. Mendo
      Mr. Mendo
      July 3, 2015 at 2:10 am | #

      Always a sucky situation…

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 3, 2015 at 11:09 am | #

        I dunno, when you’re just trying to figure relationships out, you don’t want to accidentally put your foot into anything serious. A rebound is a good first start – you’re helping someone process their feelings, learning from a more experienced partner, and both just having fun.

  36. Username Taken
    Username Taken
    July 3, 2015 at 2:12 am | #

    Aw, it’s equal parts endearing (that Joyce absolutely, trusts Becky) and sad (that Becky still isn’t over Joyce). I love these characters.

  37. electromagneticDestroyosaur
    electromagneticDestroyosaur
    July 3, 2015 at 2:26 am | #

    I don’t think Dina would object to the fact that Becky is still trying to sort her feelings out. After all, Dina is only at the “repeated testing to demonstrate veracity” stage herself.

  38. nothri
    nothri
    July 3, 2015 at 2:58 am | #

    May I just say Dina gave this entire storyarc like a +10 charisma bonus? I seriously enjoyed it so much more because of her unassuming adorability.

  39. Em
    Em
    July 3, 2015 at 3:01 am | #

    Wait wait wait do you think Billie might be like “Yo Becky I’m not gonna be staying at my place tonight, you can crash on my bed”

    That would be really really cool of her.

    • nothri
      nothri
      July 3, 2015 at 3:03 am | #

      Sal might be less enthused, however.

      • CJ
        CJ
        July 3, 2015 at 3:41 am | #

        Whatever happened to Sal, anyway?

        • Captain Batson
          Captain Batson
          July 3, 2015 at 4:36 am | #

          I think she just went back to her room to play Mario Kart and/or learn math

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          July 3, 2015 at 6:11 am | #

          Maybe the confluence of Malaya’s roomie deciding to leave the room to give the lovebirds some privacy, Amazi-Girl having some aggravation to work off and Sal wandering around feeling lonely might lead to a curious confluence of events.

          I’m kind of wondering what Danny’s weird grin from a preview panel for the near future might have been about and watching Amber and Sal save the day together might be it. He is a comic book geek, after all. Amazing team-ups are part of the scene!

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        July 3, 2015 at 6:24 am | #

        Oddly enough, I don’t think Sal would care too much. If anything, her ‘I stand up for the little guy in the face of The Man’ conceit would actually impel her to abet this little bit of facility abuse.

  40. Spencer
    Spencer
    July 3, 2015 at 5:02 am | #

    Wow, Sarah.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      July 3, 2015 at 6:38 am | #

      Totally in character for her. And considering earlier unpleasant interactions between her and Joyce I think she kinda needs this right now.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        July 3, 2015 at 6:43 am | #

        I know it’s in-character. This is why I think she’s an asshole.

        This is a very serious moment for Joyce and Becky. This is not the fucking time for “I told you so”.

        • Drake
          Drake
          July 3, 2015 at 7:05 am | #

          Given how much time people spend telling Sarah that she’s a horrible person and that all her decisions are wrong, I can honestly see how she would want to see firsthand confimation that, yes, the impression she acted under WAS right.

        • Genie
          Genie
          July 3, 2015 at 7:32 am | #

          She’s not saying “I told you so” to Joyce and Becky, or turning the moment to make everyone focus on how she’s right. She’s saying it as a quiet aside to Dina, asking her not to distract her because she wants to see how this unfolds. I don’t really see how that makes her an asshole. I also don’t really see why everyone thinks Sarah is so much more acidic than anyone else in this series – certainly most of the male characters have been equally sarcastic at times, with less justification.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            July 3, 2015 at 8:16 am | #

            She’s not just waiting to see it unfold, she’s doing that because she wants to prove she was right to Joyce. If this were something lighthearted it would just be mildly douchey, but the very real pain Becky is going through right now should not be used so Sarah can get one over Joyce, even just to herself.

            As for the male characters, and ignoring Mike because that is genuinely a whole different can of worms, Ethan rarely acts that sarcastic or rude, and Walky and especially Danny get criticized fairly often. I don’t see how this is something unique to Sarah.

            • Genie
              Genie
              July 3, 2015 at 9:02 am | #

              I’d agree with you if I thought she was going to rub Joyce’s face in it later – but I really can’t see Sarah doing that, or even saying anything to Joyce about it later on. I don’t think she has a history of doing that – despite what her in-comic enemies think, she hasn’t shown herself to be malicious. My comment about the male characters was only in relation to the way that her acidity apparently gets in the way of people listening to her – I just find it odd that nobody in-comic has a problem listening to the viewpoints of other, equally sarcastic male characters.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                July 3, 2015 at 9:21 am | #

                I don’t think she’ll rub it in Joyce’s face (Sarah likes heckling her but she does care about her a lot) but that doesn’t mean taking pride in witnessing her “victory” is any less crappy.

                I won’t say she’s actively malicious, certainly not how Raidah describes, but she’s also been pretty volatile at times for no real reason to some of the other cast members. Of course, she’s also capable of tremendous acts of love and a lot of her issues are rooted in her difficulty with expressing herself to other people.

                In regards to her acidity, that’s probably why people have difficulty dealing with her or listening to her advice. Has any other male character consistently acted as volatile as Sarah? I think they all have their moments where they act genuinely hurtful, but I don’t think it’s as ingrained as it is for Sarah.

            • Just Me
              Just Me
              July 3, 2015 at 9:03 am | #

              This is a pivotal moment. Even if Sarah said nothing, she would still quietly watch without interfering. Joyce might need her, or Joyce and Becky might need privacy. We won’t know until the next strip but it seems reasonable for Sarah to stay close by for now.

              As for her comment to Dina, it was said quietly,just between the two of them. It’s not much different that if she had said, ‘I knew this was going to happen.”

              Despite how it sounded, Sarah is worried about Joyce. She’s Joyce’s “Big Sister” and so she is looking after her.

        • Paint
          Paint
          July 3, 2015 at 4:21 pm | #

          Well, what do you WANT her to do then? There is literally nothing at all Sarah can do at this particular moment to make anything better for either of these girls. Don’t forget, Becky made a very hurtful comment some strips ago to Sarah, with knowledge that Sarah put into her hands, because she TRUSTED her. God forbid if she says some mean shit to herself and it doesn’t actually affect the outcome of anything. The people who don’t have those kinds of spiteful thoughts occasionally, they’re the weird ones, and Sarah’s got more reason for it than most.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            July 3, 2015 at 4:51 pm | #

            She doesn’t have to make anything better. She can just not be a prick. That would be nice.

            As for the moment you’re referring to between Joyce and Sarah, if I’m expected to forgive Sarah’s constant crabby, unlikeable, bitter behaviour, should I seriously not extend the same to Joyce the first time she’s ever said anything hurtful to her, as a direct result of Sarah offering advice in the most blunt, hurtful way possible?

            I like Sarah a fair bit. She’s incredibly interesting and complex, and being a nice person isn’t necessary to being a good character, but I don’t think it’s irrational of me not to squee in delight when she’s acting like an asshole.

  41. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 3, 2015 at 6:25 am | #

    The point that I think is easy to miss is that Joyce is so close to Becky that she considers her as good as a sister. That’s a considerable level of emotional intimacy and I wouldn’t blame her for not wanting to lose it. It would be entirely understandable if she became embittered over feeling that she has to put emotional and behavioural walls between her and Becky because of her sexuality.

  42. Flow
    Flow
    July 3, 2015 at 7:38 am | #

    Dina has actually been in every strip so far, and no has noticed. (But wouldn’t that have been great!)

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      July 3, 2015 at 2:54 pm | #

      She has been taking lessons from the cat in the “Camp Weedonwantcha” webcomic.

  43. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    July 3, 2015 at 8:20 am | #

    Waiting for Dina to offer her bed.

  44. Alaric
    Alaric
    July 3, 2015 at 9:50 am | #

    That last panel’s my two favorite characters (Amber’s a close third).

  45. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    July 3, 2015 at 10:47 am | #

    “Just wake them up.”
    “That’d be less fun.”

    I can relate….

  46. The Candyman
    The Candyman
    July 3, 2015 at 1:38 pm | #

    On an unrelated note, It’s Pregnancy! is kinda weird for me to read considering Joyce and Walky look exactly the same as teenagers as they do in their mid thirties.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 3, 2015 at 1:50 pm | #

      It’s probably the gene-splicing. It wouldn’t surprise me if the surviving Abductees all enjoy abnormally long lives.

  47. Paula
    Paula
    July 3, 2015 at 1:49 pm | #

    Hey Guys! Silly question incoming. Can I read It’s Walky anywhere? You know, the comic before this masterpiece here.

    • S'toon
      S'toon
      July 3, 2015 at 2:41 pm | #

      There’s a link on the front page in plain view. It’s right below the Shortpacked link.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      July 3, 2015 at 3:04 pm | #

      Also, Its Walky has nothing to do with Dumbing of Age, aside from seeing the original incarnations of some of the DoA characters.

  48. johnny butts
    johnny butts
    July 3, 2015 at 5:49 pm | #

    i wish all the characters in this comic were gay like people said they were so that joyce and becky could be together :c

  49. halcyon1234
    halcyon1234
    July 3, 2015 at 10:58 pm | #

    Dina gets the experience of doing a Dumbing of Age archive readthrough!

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