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by David M Willis on August 17, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Walking with Dina
└ Tags: dina, sarah

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  1. Sue Aside
    Sue Aside
    August 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    looking forward to another exciting date with Other Jacob either way

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 17, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      This comment… fits your current avatar so well XD

    • Cheryl
      Cheryl
      August 17, 2015 at 2:35 am | #

      haha I cant even!

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      August 17, 2015 at 6:21 am | #

      Daniella no

  2. Nightsbridge
    Nightsbridge
    August 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    A bit blunt there Dina; people who weren’t Sarah might not have taken it near as well. Which makes me wonder if we’re going to see her figuring out what is and is not acceptable behavior as she experiments with humor and conversation, with consequences more severe than a quick apology to Amber and odd looks. If she’s taking lessons from Becky in being a bit better at things like jokes and social interaction in general, then there’s a better chance of her having to confront that. I’m interested to see.

    • Mada
      Mada
      August 17, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      ….I can’t help but suddenly be eager to see Dina test these newfound conversational skills against Ruthless.

      (If only because it would lead to Billie overhearing and stifling laughter which Ruth would hear anyway and within minutes, Carla would be complaining about the slamming of doors again.)

      • 6Qubed
        6Qubed
        August 17, 2015 at 2:08 am | #

        whoa there youngster. there’s a difference between taking the floaties off and diving into the deep end

        • Mada
          Mada
          August 17, 2015 at 9:18 am | #

          Oh I’m not expecting her to go and do that *now*, but…at some point it’d be fun 🙂

    • Twilightomens
      Twilightomens
      August 17, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      I’m just interested to see Becky and Dina make out some more :p

      • Mada
        Mada
        August 17, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

        As are we all 🙂

      • ozzi
        ozzi
        August 17, 2015 at 3:23 am | #

        They have made put and I missed it?

        • Nightsbridge
          Nightsbridge
          August 17, 2015 at 6:20 am | #

          The party.

    • Atlantic Salmon
      Atlantic Salmon
      August 17, 2015 at 8:18 am | #

      Humor is really hard to handle when you’re not good at reading people. The failure mode of clever is asshole.

      • Nightsbridge
        Nightsbridge
        August 17, 2015 at 12:28 pm | #

        I know that feel.

    • LittleMountain
      LittleMountain
      August 17, 2015 at 11:21 pm | #

      We need a larger version of Dina’s second panel reaction.

  3. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    August 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    2nd class Dina, reporting for duty !

  4. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    August 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    We are all a little weird.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      Some of us are a lot.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        August 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

        ALL of the weirdness >:O

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        August 17, 2015 at 12:51 am | #

        What? Just because I enjoy gargling mayonnaise whilst balancing calico cats (whose white parts have been painted either blue or orange, depending on lottery) on my head and arms, whilst ALSO holding a greased broadsword between my teeth, every Tuesday night at 3:27 AM to ward off the brain-goblins that feast on my thoughts every night, that doesn’t mean I’m weird!! YOU’RE the weird one!

        • K^2
          K^2
          August 17, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

          That is hardly being weird. That is being eccentric. If a man gets into a cardboard box and pretends to drive, he’s merely eccentric. If he gets into a box and thinks he’s driving, he’s crazy. And only when you see a man get into a cardboard box and drive off that you can call him a weird man. You have a long way to go.

          • otusasio451
            otusasio451
            August 17, 2015 at 1:23 am | #

            …Is that weird or goddamned miraculous?

            • Argon
              Argon
              August 17, 2015 at 3:16 am | #

              Yes.

            • jesslin
              jesslin
              August 18, 2015 at 9:57 am | #

              Depends on if there were already wheels on the box or not.

          • Atlantic Salmon
            Atlantic Salmon
            August 17, 2015 at 8:19 am | #

            So eccentric is to crazy is to weird as dweeb is to nerd is to geek. Got it.

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              August 17, 2015 at 1:56 pm | #

              Eccentric is a weird person with a lot of money.

    • clorr
      clorr
      August 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      If we weren’t the world would be a very depressing place to live.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      I have my very own weirdness filter which allows to enjoy the level of weirdness I like most.

    • MeyerFTW
      MeyerFTW
      August 17, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

      In my head when I read her closing line all I could think was *mic drop*

      • Zababcd
        Zababcd
        August 17, 2015 at 3:37 am | #

        I had the same thought.

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      August 17, 2015 at 9:09 pm | #

      What can I say…

      We’re all mad here… O.o 8) 😛

      Some of us more than others…

  5. Captain Batson
    Captain Batson
    August 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Glorious!

  6. Nono
    Nono
    August 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Only Dina can serve four panels of comeuppance with a smile.

  7. Darwin
    Darwin
    August 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Is that her first contraction? Is it? Is this a big moment?! *hopes so*

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      August 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      No she’s used contractions before.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      No.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      August 17, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      No. And Ethan is gay.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        August 17, 2015 at 1:44 am | #

        NO. WAY.

      • MrZombieScordo
        MrZombieScordo
        August 17, 2015 at 2:07 am | #

        But he’s had girlfriends, he can’t be gay!

        • Ozzi
          Ozzi
          August 17, 2015 at 5:02 am | #

          And he dated that nice Christian girl, what was her name again? 😉

          • Darkoneko
            Darkoneko
            August 17, 2015 at 9:28 am | #

            Mary ?

            • Nightsbridge
              Nightsbridge
              August 17, 2015 at 12:30 pm | #

              Go sit in the corner and think about what you did.

              • Darkoneko
                Darkoneko
                August 17, 2015 at 1:05 pm | #

                mu ha ha ha ha

  8. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    August 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Look at Sarah and all her friends. She’s becoming such the social butterfly.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 17, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      in that she is an evolutionary conundrum that is none the less incredibly popular? i agree!

    • Nono
      Nono
      August 17, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

      In University of Indiana, the more popular you want to become, the less popular you will be.

      See: Billie and Sarah.

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        August 17, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

        ouch! poor billie. at least she’s tapping that freckled ass

        • Mada
          Mada
          August 17, 2015 at 9:20 am | #

          Or the freckled one is tapping Billie’s ass, if that strapon promise was any indicator.

        • Gamaran Sepudomyn
          Gamaran Sepudomyn
          August 17, 2015 at 5:36 pm | #

          She wouldn’t be too happy to know that Dina is now officially hotter than her, though.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        August 17, 2015 at 7:07 am | #

        Billie’s got quite a few friends as well, they’re just not who she assumed they’d be.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        August 17, 2015 at 9:18 am | #

        I thought it was, “the more popular you assume you will be, the less popular you will be.”

  9. user 18
    user 18
    August 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    First DoA in a while that’s made me laugh out loud

  10. liahansen
    liahansen
    August 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Sarah is so not ok with being second favorite. Second place is first loser

  11. Too Old To Be Cool
    Too Old To Be Cool
    August 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Second place is the first loser. Or so I have heard.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 17, 2015 at 6:01 am | #

      If ya ain’t first you’re last.

    • TJ Pittsburgh
      TJ Pittsburgh
      August 17, 2015 at 9:33 am | #

      So, if someone else beat you to that comment by a couple of seconds . . .

      • darkoneko
        darkoneko
        August 17, 2015 at 9:39 am | #

        … Yep.

      • Too Old To Be Cool
        Too Old To Be Cool
        August 17, 2015 at 7:25 pm | #

        …then I’m the first loser. That’s correct. 🙂

  12. MM
    MM
    August 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh, man, Dina’s smile in that last panel. I’d like a billion tickets to Hell, too, please.

  13. FlyFly
    FlyFly
    August 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Wouldn’t be Amber be second favorite after Becky? 🙁

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 17, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

      dina’s working on that. in the mean time, she seems to have worked out that people can say inaccurate stuff without disclaimer. figure it out as you go along: that’s the scientific method!

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      August 17, 2015 at 1:46 am | #

      Sorry Amber, you’ve been demoted to third.

  14. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    August 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    I love Dina sass.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 17, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

      i believe you have mis-punctuated ;3

      but, yes. that back-talk at the end was pretty sweet

  15. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    August 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    “Gentlemen, BEHOLD!”

    (meaningful pause)

    “Avoidance of contractions–for EMPHASIS!”

  16. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    August 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    I love Dina so much

  17. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    At this rate, Dina might even understand people before I do even if she’s hindered by comic-book time.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      August 17, 2015 at 3:47 am | #

      The problem with understanding people is that there’s so many of us.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        August 17, 2015 at 7:48 am | #

        Worse, we’re all subtly or overtly different and, worse still, every last one of us thinks that we’re the normal one!

        • Vincent
          Vincent
          August 23, 2015 at 12:05 pm | #

          Long and short, normal doesn’t exist.

          People are dumber than they think they are. This includes me, and I’m brilliant (objectively).

          Judge people by what they do, not what they could do.

          … I think that covers it? I’m not real good at the whole attracting mate thing, though, you’re on your own there.

  18. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    August 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    She sure learns fast.

  19. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    August 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    “Second place? That’s just a fancy word for losing.”
    – Bender Bending Rodriguez.

    • Dean
      Dean
      August 17, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      “Second place? Second place is no place, you’re off the team!”
      -Kyle Reese, Karate Kid II

      • Dean
        Dean
        August 17, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

        Argh, John Kreese, not Kyle Reese. Just forget I said anything.

        • Fred
          Fred
          August 17, 2015 at 3:40 am | #

          Considering what the last movie did to the timelines, it COULD be Kyle Reese in the Karate Kid 2

        • Zababcd
          Zababcd
          August 17, 2015 at 3:43 am | #

          I’ve never seen the movie you’re referring to and would have had no idea of the error. But now, I will never forget. And anytime I meet someone called Dean, I will feel a sense of smug superiority, because someone using the name ‘Dean’ on the internet once mixed up a name.

        • a snow ʍousɐ
          a snow ʍousɐ
          August 17, 2015 at 8:14 pm | #

          KReese

      • Ozzi
        Ozzi
        August 17, 2015 at 5:04 am | #

        Come with me, if you want to learn karate!

  20. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    August 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Sure wasn’t 1st base when I was dating 😉

    Totally surprised that she has not told Sarah that Toedad is on his way and how she sidetracked him. As Becky is busy drooling over Dina (understandable) and rubbing Joyce’s face in it (grow up Becky)……wonder when it will be announced?

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 17, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      At this rate ? off panel.
      It would be interesting if she told that to Amber inst-

      Wait, no. Amber isn’t supposed to know about Becky.

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        August 17, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

        thank you. i knew that we had all forgotten something: not everyone knows about becky’s situation. therefore this needs to be handled with more care than just assembling the doa avengers.

        when becky walked in and announced something about getting kicked out of school, my brain did briefly scan the comic to see who witnessed it, but it is only dina, sarah and joyce who know

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          August 17, 2015 at 12:51 am | #

          No, Joyce told Billie. (Now Billie is in a bit of a quandary, since she has to not tell Ruth…delicious early relationship challenges.)

          • gkheyf
            gkheyf
            August 17, 2015 at 1:06 am | #

            somehow, i don’t imagine this being as big a deal as the ‘not quitting drinking’ thing. but thanks for the reminder, i did forget about billie. for a drunk, horny, bi-racial cheerleader, she is much too easily overlooked

          • Nightsbridge
            Nightsbridge
            August 17, 2015 at 12:44 pm | #

            Considering Ruth’s personal experience with shitty family, I expect her reaction to Becky’s presence will surprise many of us.

      • Marie
        Marie
        August 17, 2015 at 3:00 pm | #

        She could tell Amber anyway, either in confidence as she is (sometimes unwittingly for both) Amber’s confidante, or try to make it not look like Becky was actually staying with Joyce for more than the weekend (which would be reasonable, a rule abiding short visit and help figuring out where she goes next)

    • feli
      feli
      August 17, 2015 at 12:55 am | #

      So, what is 1st and 2nd base? Someone explain to a non-American please?

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        August 17, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

        the stages of relationships are vague, but as it was explained to me:
        1: kissing with tongue
        2: fondling under the shirt
        3: hands in the pants
        4: the rest of it [constantly expanding]

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          August 17, 2015 at 7:05 am | #

          1. kissing
          2. groping over the clothing
          3. groping under the clothing
          4. sex

      • Karatesaul
        Karatesaul
        August 17, 2015 at 2:20 am | #

        I’ve always heard it was the 4 F’s.

        French (kissing)
        Feel(ing each other up)
        Finger
        Fu…. you get the picture.

        • feli
          feli
          August 17, 2015 at 6:02 am | #

          Ah, I see.
          Thanks a lot 😀

  21. Andr3wtime
    Andr3wtime
    August 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Dina’s hood reminds me of Voltron now, in how the lion’s mouth would open to reveal the robot face.

  22. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    2nd favourite can also mean that if Dina and Becky decide to try out threesomes, Sarah will be Dina’s first choice.

    • Mada
      Mada
      August 17, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Everyone; we have the subject(s) of the next Slipshine!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 17, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

        A Certain Scientific Threesome

        • LordHaw
          LordHaw
          August 17, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

          A Certain Magical Threesome works too 😉

          • gkheyf
            gkheyf
            August 17, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

            that would surely be joyce in a unicorn hoodie!

            …why does that not sound appealing?

          • Rycan
            Rycan
            August 17, 2015 at 1:49 am | #

            Not for Dina. Science doesn’t have time for Magic.

            • Disloyal Subject
              Disloyal Subject
              August 17, 2015 at 3:51 am | #

              I dunno, if magic is a proven force subject to empirical experimentation then I’m sure she’d have no problem with it.
              Actually, Dina might enjoy D&D. She’d do well as an Eberron halfling.

            • Amazi-Stool
              Amazi-Stool
              August 17, 2015 at 4:45 pm | #

              Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
              Arthur C. Clarke

      • Nono
        Nono
        August 17, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

        Hats, Bandannas, and a whole lot of Redhead.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 17, 2015 at 2:16 am | #

      Given that there is a high probability that Dina wouldn’t fully understand the ramifications of a ‘threesome’, I imagine that she would sound out several possible candidates. This would lead to widespread shock and disorientation in her social circle! 😉

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        August 17, 2015 at 3:52 am | #

        I blame Roz.

  23. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Dina has to completely recalibrate her understanding of bases.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      August 17, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Don’t worry, Becky can help her in this endeavor I’m sure.

      • clorr
        clorr
        August 17, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

        Becky will certainly give her a calibration… not sure if it will be the same as everyone else’s though.

        • gkheyf
          gkheyf
          August 17, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

          beck wasn’t exactly given ‘full exposure’ so it will be interesting. maybe they should start with t-ball? or maybe handball (whatever that is)

    • Mada
      Mada
      August 17, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      Well I think what people perceive as bases differs.

      Case in point, “home plate” for Dina is probably going to be “Becky sees her without dinosaur apparel on her head”.

  24. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    August 17, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Wow Dinan you really are cold blooded.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 17, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

      that is how we roll [shades] in the hood

  25. electromagneticDestroyosaur
    electromagneticDestroyosaur
    August 17, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    >inb4 everyone starts bongoing about their diversion from The Matter At Hand, which is Important Above All Other Things.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      August 17, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      Too late.

      • electromagneticDestroyosaur
        electromagneticDestroyosaur
        August 17, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

        So much bongoing in here I’d think this was a drum circle gathering if I didn’t know better.

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          August 17, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

          We could just rename the Comments section to The Drum Circle.

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            August 17, 2015 at 2:17 am | #

            … That’s actually kind of an awesome idea.

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              August 17, 2015 at 9:25 am | #

              I’d be into The Drum Circle.

              • DSL
                DSL
                August 17, 2015 at 7:04 pm | #

                Drumming of Age?

                • Dana
                  Dana
                  August 17, 2015 at 11:59 pm | #

                  If Willis ever gets rid of the bongo filter so many threads will get so confusing. What? They’re already confusing?

  26. David
    David
    August 17, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Everybody run! She has released the Sarah!

  27. Catullus
    Catullus
    August 17, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    Does Amber know she’s been demoted to third?

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      August 17, 2015 at 1:52 am | #

      My thoughts exactly. And her poor parents aren’t even in the top three anymore!

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        August 17, 2015 at 3:56 am | #

        Well, she didn’t specify what Sarah was her favorite of. She might mean ‘favorite peer,’ rather than ‘favorite person.’ Obviously whatever category Sarah’s attained second place in doesn’t include inanimate objects, or fossils and/or cocoa puffs would probably win.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 17, 2015 at 4:16 am | #

      Let’s face it – Amber is really only able to tolerate the presence of other people with the exception of Ethan and Danny. Dina may be uncertain about how social interactions work but I think she is quite able to understand that Amber isn’t fully happy with her continued presence.

      That isn’t “Amber is a bad person”, it’s “Amber is as bad about social interactions as Dina, she’s just less nice about it”.

  28. Mollyscribbles
    Mollyscribbles
    August 17, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

    Did anyone else feel the need to google the bases because they realized there is apparently some variation in how they’re defined? I’d been under the impression that first base was just smooching, no tongue required. But then, I never really gave it a lot of thought because I’m an asexual with no interest in sports.

    Hey, what base is reading smutfic together?

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      August 17, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

      Here.
      https://xkcd.com/540/
      Basically nobody knows what the hell they are.

      • feli
        feli
        August 17, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

        Especially outside of America o_O

        • airyu
          airyu
          August 17, 2015 at 1:19 am | #

          Even in America. Heck, I barely know what they mean in baseball, let alone relationships.

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            August 17, 2015 at 3:57 am | #

            *spluttering baseball fan noises*

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      August 17, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

      Well, Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third…

      • Karatesaul
        Karatesaul
        August 17, 2015 at 2:24 am | #

        What are you asking me for, I’m asking you!

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 17, 2015 at 7:04 am | #

      I didn’t know first base but I know the others.

      2nd base- groping over the clothing
      3rd base- groping under the clothing
      homerun- sex

  29. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    August 17, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

    I just got back from vacation and this is the first strip I’m reading in like 3 weeks and I’m just so glad it wasn’t heartbreak and doom but instead two of my favorite ladies doing some awkward-yet-cute bonding in their own unique way 🙂

    • clorr
      clorr
      August 17, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

      Welcome Back!! 🙂

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      August 17, 2015 at 2:00 am | #

      Sez you. Sarah could just be putting up a brave front; for all you know, she could be inconsolable!

      Well, probably not, but MAYBE

  30. Edupoet81
    Edupoet81
    August 17, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

    So, Dina clearly sees honesty as the best policy. This is one area where I differ from her. For all I have significant gaps in my social skills, one social skill I have learned to some extent is telling people what they want to hear, and I tend to default to that when interacting with people.

    I’m not saying this is a good thing. It’s an avoidance tactic to an extent because I really don’t know how to do conflict and confrontation. I tend to avoid making waves or do anything that might disrupt my familiar routine. Also, I don’t have very high self-esteem, and I tend to feel compelled to please others because my instinct is to place a higher value on others than myself. This is unhealthy. I might as well walk around holding up a neon sign that says, “Hi, I’m a doormat. Please step on me, and use me to wipe all the crap off the bottom of your shoe.” It’s really not a good thing, and it’s something for me to work on.

    Still, I can see how being too blunt can have pitfalls too. There’s got to be a healthy middle ground somewhere.

    Even so, I don’t really think being “second favorite” is so bad, especially when one considers how many people Dina must encounter on campus on a daily basis. I’m sure Sarah ranks quite a bit higher than Toedad McDickbag.

    I can understand Dina’s confusion regarding bases. There’s no real logic or sense to the assignment of bases. I’ve heard more than one definition of the bases myself.

    Maybe Sarah could lead a tutorial on the bases. Dina would take copious notes. Becky might as well. Joyce would be deeply conflicted regarding whether she should go back into BSOD mode, or take some copious notes of her own.

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      August 17, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

      The bases are gender dependant.

      Like for Danny-Ethan ( O slipshine ) it might be: hug-wrestle-handjob-spoon

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 17, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

      first off, much empathy for the first 2 paragraphs. that happy medium is where the lucky oblivious people get to live effortlessly.

      secondly, it’s not so much that being second favorite is bad, but that the state of mind that one would normally have to be in to tell another person that they are not their favorite is typically something like passive-aggressive back-handed malice. dina is obviously not pulling that, but most people would avoid the possibility of misunderstanding all the same. that’s probably what sarah is ‘wow’ing.

      i do like how dina is now clearly aware that she may be considered weird and that sarah felt the urge to state it

      • darkoneko
        darkoneko
        August 17, 2015 at 9:46 am | #

        Sarah’s eyes really flared up on that panel.

    • StraightFace
      StraightFace
      August 17, 2015 at 1:06 am | #

      Is what you just said, consistent with the fact that you said what you just said? Because I think not. You could do worse than try to straighten that out, if you chose to.

      • Edupoet81
        Edupoet81
        August 17, 2015 at 10:38 am | #

        Yyyeeaaahhhh, my brain’s got a whole lot of those inconsistencies and contradictions going on. I’ve been stumping professionals since early childhood for a reason.

        I’m working on making my peace with the fact that the scattered pieces of my brain are never going to form a cohesive whole that makes sense to anyone, ever. When I die (probably 50-60 years from now if family history is anything to go by), I’d like to donate my body to science. Examination of my brain will raise many, many questions.

        Also, I present very differently in text than I do IRL. That particular characteristic is one I suspect is not unique to me.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 17, 2015 at 2:15 pm | #

      I hear you, Edupoet.
      The happy medium is tactfulness. You usually say what’s true, but in a way that minimally hurts people’s feelings.

  31. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    August 17, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

    Well damn, Sarahtops was such a great ship name.

    • Nono
      Nono
      August 17, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

      Hey, if there’s a threesome, they can be Tri-Sarahtops.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        August 17, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

        I see what you did thar.

      • MM
        MM
        August 17, 2015 at 8:56 am | #

        And Ethan/Danny/Amber is now my second-favorite triad.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 17, 2015 at 12:58 am | #

      nit just a ship name, but also a universal law whenever she’s involved ; )

  32. Kraken
    Kraken
    August 17, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

    Sarah’s lost a lot of potential suitors over the course of this comic. What’s next? Other Jacob refusing to perform for her!?

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 17, 2015 at 12:58 am | #

      oh, don;t you worry. she’s got him on a short charger

  33. Some Dude
    Some Dude
    August 17, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

    Okay, wow.

  34. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    August 17, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

    Dina was never my favorite character.
    ( BUT that could change )
    …But, now , I really like seeing her smile.

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      August 17, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

      You may want to run for making that “Dina was never my favorite” comment. The Dina fans are coming. And they are a vast army, all of whom are wearing dinosaur hoodies. ARM YOURSELF!!!

      • airyu
        airyu
        August 17, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

        We’re heeeere~

        • airyu
          airyu
          August 17, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

          Man it really kills it when my icon is freakin’ Jason

        • Mada
          Mada
          August 17, 2015 at 9:25 am | #

          “mates.”

          • otusasio451
            otusasio451
            August 17, 2015 at 4:51 pm | #

            We GET it, you’re from Space Australia!

      • darkoneko
        darkoneko
        August 17, 2015 at 9:53 am | #

        Well, she indeed never was.

      • Nightsbridge
        Nightsbridge
        August 17, 2015 at 1:31 pm | #

        We are many. We are one.

    • m2iCodeJockey
      m2iCodeJockey
      August 17, 2015 at 1:47 am | #

      “What the f- DUDE!!! DUCK!!!”

  35. Bunk
    Bunk
    August 17, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

    Way to throw contractions around, Dina.

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      August 17, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

      Entering two new meaningful relationships with varying conotations, beginning to further understand her own sexual identity, successfully fending off Toedad, learning the subtleties of humor, AND USING CONTRACTIONS? This is a BIG DAY for Dina!

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        August 17, 2015 at 1:12 am | #

        The only way the day could get bigger is if Dina learned how to shoot lasers from her eyes >.>

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          August 17, 2015 at 5:04 pm | #

          Or maybe not, if you remember what Willis did to another comic book character that shoot lasers through his eyes!

          • Amazi-Stool
            Amazi-Stool
            August 17, 2015 at 5:07 pm | #

            Just in case you don’t know the character i wrote about:
            Cyclops

  36. Nonagon
    Nonagon
    August 17, 2015 at 12:55 am | #

    It’s been my experience that people find people who don’t understand the base system to be incredibly attractive, which is my primary reason for not even attempting to figure it out.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 17, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

      probably looks cuter for girls. to quote becky, i am “totes jelly”

  37. Wafflebob
    Wafflebob
    August 17, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

    I think Sarah would be one of my favorite characters if she could just unclench her anus for a second.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      August 17, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

      whoa! high standards.

      but, yes. if she would just stop trying to hurt people into backing off, she would get much more sympathy. even when she’s changing the subject it has to be to focus on the [potential] short-comings of others

      but thanks to raidah (rare phrase in the comments section), we know that her crusty shell is there so that she doesn’t stress.

  38. Bibulb
    Bibulb
    August 17, 2015 at 1:04 am | #

    Did… Did Dina just return a jocular serve?
    High five!

  39. pretty flacko
    pretty flacko
    August 17, 2015 at 1:05 am | #

    One word: Rekt

  40. Smiling Cat
    Smiling Cat
    August 17, 2015 at 1:11 am | #

    all the adorbs.

  41. Blackbird
    Blackbird
    August 17, 2015 at 1:49 am | #

    I just caught up on the last few strips, but to recap: There are now two lesbian couples among the main cast and both are Asian girl-redhead? Does this mean Marcie will dye her hair when she finally hooks up with Malaya?

    • Mada
      Mada
      August 17, 2015 at 11:22 am | #

      It will be revealed Marcie’s been dyeing her hair brown all this time.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      August 17, 2015 at 5:19 pm | #

      Both Billie and Ruth are bisexual, not lesbian.

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        August 17, 2015 at 5:43 pm | #

        Yes, but the couple (not the people in it) counts as lesbian.

  42. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 17, 2015 at 2:05 am | #

    Isn’t she Di-na-lightful?

  43. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 17, 2015 at 2:14 am | #

    Dina is ultra-adorable today. I particularly enjoyed her reaction to learning that she didn’t know what the base markers were at all!

    Meanwhile, she should learn not to use contractions too often. I think that it would weird out far too many people.

  44. modernpython
    modernpython
    August 17, 2015 at 3:04 am | #

    I was reading this aloud while camping, and got arrested because there was a burn ban.

  45. Asper Storm
    Asper Storm
    August 17, 2015 at 3:09 am | #

    You are joking right Dina?

    • darkoneko
      darkoneko
      August 17, 2015 at 9:49 am | #

      “you’re joking right” 😀

  46. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    August 17, 2015 at 3:18 am | #

    The weirdness is in all of us.

  47. Inkblot
    Inkblot
    August 17, 2015 at 5:24 am | #

    It’ll be interesting to see Dina’s reactions to the other bases.

  48. Les
    Les
    August 17, 2015 at 5:58 am | #

    Touché Dina! You’re right, although from the second panel I’m not sure she is (she’s) totally up to speed on baseball terminology…

  49. 2K
    2K
    August 17, 2015 at 6:17 am | #

    I see Dina is very good for communicate “bad news” somebody, as Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory.

  50. erejnion
    erejnion
    August 17, 2015 at 6:22 am | #

    DINA BEST GIRL DINA BEST GIRL DINA BEST GIRL DINA BE…

    Let’s just change the title of the comics to “Dina of Age”, okay? I want to stay in heaven as long as possible ^_^

  51. JohnnyO
    JohnnyO
    August 17, 2015 at 6:39 am | #

    Sarah, I release you from your human bonds.

  52. blegh
    blegh
    August 17, 2015 at 6:52 am | #

    aww! why does dina have the best interactions w literally every character

  53. Carefreewill
    Carefreewill
    August 17, 2015 at 6:57 am | #

    I’ve been watching this with as much glee as most other people, but a part of me is worried. Just how much do Dina and Becky have in common? How much is Dina’s attraction to Becky based off of Becky taking the time to talk to her? I hope I’m worrying over nothing, after all we can’t see every interaction they have, so maybe there’s more to it. It’s just that thus far the only long,mundane, non-dickbag dad or other drama conversation between the two of them was at the party (I think).

    I suppose I’m worrying over things we don’t know yet. It remains to be seen what sort of stamina the relationship between these to has (and just what Dina is going to think of physical intimacy with Becky, kissing, cuddling, canoodling, etc.)

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 17, 2015 at 3:05 pm | #

      Well, Becky likes her enough to actively discuss Dina’s favourite topic, and also very vocally proclaimed how much she wanted to hit on her. Dina, I feel, has a crush on her the same way Walky did on Dorothy, it’s just that Dina’s good at rationally processing her feelings, so instead of lobbing toys at Becky’s head she decides to go talk to her and tell her that she likes her.

      So I don’t think there’s enough to say anything on how intimate Dina is expecting things to go, but she at least feels there’s a notable difference in her feelings for Becky and Sarah, and she seemed pretty happy at the prospect of kissing Becky. I can assume enough on why they would both want to date each other, but since it just started there’s really nothing to say on how they’d make it work, other than Becky thinks Dina is super cute and has shown and stated how much she likes her, and Dina just likes talking to Becky and being with her. Aside from that, I feel that some of Becky’s motivation is based on finding companionship away from Joyce.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        August 17, 2015 at 3:13 pm | #

        err, that is Becky thinks Dina is super cute, and Dina has shown and stated how much she likes her. Becky has actual confirmation that someone feels that way about her, which probably helps.

  54. m2iCodeJockey
    m2iCodeJockey
    August 17, 2015 at 8:47 am | #

    Well, the last panel does make me picture them together.
    They’d have that “Big Barda and Mr Miracle” kinda thing going…

    • MM
      MM
      August 17, 2015 at 8:57 am | #

      Clearly Mr. Miracle should’ve adopted a dino gimmick if he wanted to be a more popular character.

      • m2iCodeJockey
        m2iCodeJockey
        August 17, 2015 at 12:02 pm | #

        *Pictures Mr M, asleep on a couch, wearing the raptor hat. BB one-hand-lifts the couch with him on it and vacuums beneath…

    • Mada
      Mada
      August 17, 2015 at 9:30 am | #

      Big Sarah and Mrs. Dinacle?

  55. WikiDreamer
    WikiDreamer
    August 17, 2015 at 9:30 am | #

    Dina’s face in panel 2 plus her little witty remark in the last one…best. Birthday DOA comic. EVER! ^-^

  56. Lulu
    Lulu
    August 17, 2015 at 11:10 am | #

    I want to see Dina trying to interact with lesbian newspaper girl and telling her she got a girlfriend.

    • m2iCodeJockey
      m2iCodeJockey
      August 17, 2015 at 11:45 am | #

      <–

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        August 17, 2015 at 5:22 pm | #

        Most gravatar-aware comment ever seen on this site!

        +1 Internet for you!

    • Mada
      Mada
      August 17, 2015 at 12:32 pm | #

      Lesbian newspaper girl is Daisy.

      Yes I actually hopped back to a strip from 2013 and read forward until she showed up.

      Dina in the Amazi-Girl costume was (and still is) adorable.

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      August 17, 2015 at 12:42 pm | #

      I had two posts I was debating trying to get in front of Jen with when Becky got the girl. One was the one that’s there now. The other was

      Daisy: “I felt a disturbance in the force, as though somewhere, someone got a girlfriend, and it WASN’T ME!”

  57. Vangeln
    Vangeln
    August 17, 2015 at 2:14 pm | #

    Sarah is Other Jacob’s favorite.

  58. pigeonherd
    pigeonherd
    August 17, 2015 at 8:43 pm | #

    http://troll.me/images2/grammar-correction-guy/youre-thumb.jpg

  59. TPman
    TPman
    August 17, 2015 at 10:21 pm | #

    “Tonguin'”? How is she pronouncing that? “Ton gwin”? I can’t even place Sarah’s accent there.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      August 17, 2015 at 10:43 pm | #

      ‘tuŋ ɪn

    • Inkblot
      Inkblot
      August 17, 2015 at 11:03 pm | #

      It’s just “tonguing” without the ‘g’ at the end. Kinda how like some people say “fryin'” instead of “frying”.

      • TPman
        TPman
        August 17, 2015 at 11:19 pm | #

        Ok. That U threw me off. I forgot that tongue has a U in it. I suppose it is essential for letting the reader know they didn’t do anything with tongs.

  60. Red
    Red
    August 17, 2015 at 11:01 pm | #

    Asexuals have their own bases of a relationship

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      August 18, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      I see what you did there

  61. neeks
    neeks
    August 18, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Wow Dina, way to friendzone Sara.

  62. gwalla
    gwalla
    August 18, 2015 at 12:33 pm | #

    Dina’s really getting the hang of contractions!

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