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Shielding

by David M Willis on July 16, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - It All Returns
└ Tags: amber, dina, tailgate

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  1. Sageress
    Sageress
    July 16, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Why… why does Dina talk like this, anyway?

    Like, I get she doesn’t get social norms, doesn’t understand people and stuff, but she talks like a robot. She’s, what, 18? She’s been alive long enough that, even if she’s autistic (and I’m speaking from experience here, I’ve struggled with my autism and social anxiety my whole life), she’d be able to at least talk like a regular human being.

    I’m not trying to bag on Willis’ writing, I’m sure there’s a REASON for it, but… what IS the reason? There’s a point where it becomes weirdly unrealistic how she speaks, even if she doesn’t interact with people much.

    My point? Use some contractions, girl.

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      July 16, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      Willis has said she has a disorder but won’t say which one.

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        July 16, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

        That’s definitely not what I’ve said.

        And Dina speaks like me when I was 25. My future wife had to work with me very hard to use contractions.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          July 16, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

          …….

          Okay, I know that she had your twins for you, but still, PHRASING.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            July 16, 2016 at 2:40 am | #

            Oddly enough, I got it on the first pass, and had to reread it to understand the issue.

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          July 16, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

          I thought your twins were delivered by Caesarean (no contractions).

          • Sageress
            Sageress
            July 16, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

            That’s why it was so hard.

        • Sageress
          Sageress
          July 16, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

          Willis I love you but this just raises more questions

          For one why did you talk like that

          • David M Willis
            David M Willis
            July 16, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

            Essentially the same reasons Dina gave when she and Sarah discussed her contractions earlier in this very webcomic.

            • Sageress
              Sageress
              July 16, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

              I keep forgetting that existed

              Ah well, thanks for clearing that up.

            • Kamino Neko
              Kamino Neko
              July 16, 2016 at 1:18 am | #

              Since I can’t remember that conversation, and somehow can’t find it in the Dina+Sarah tag, can you (or somebody) repeat the reason?

              • Doctroid
                Doctroid
                July 16, 2016 at 1:28 am | #

                http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/contractions/

                • Kamino Neko
                  Kamino Neko
                  July 16, 2016 at 1:52 am | #

                  Thanks.

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:39 am | #

                  I, too, found that useful.

            • Volkai
              Volkai
              July 19, 2016 at 1:47 pm | #

              Interestingly, almost exactly one year before this comic.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            July 16, 2016 at 1:43 am | #

            So that’s where the cigar was.

        • Raen
          Raen
          July 16, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

          25? I would have been following you by then… I’m pretty sure you posted with contractions…

          • Foxhack
            Foxhack
            July 16, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

            Posted yes, but spoken? Sometimes they just don’t match. Like kids these days who speak proper English but do all their internet talking with emoteecons and emojees and stuff.

            • Sageress
              Sageress
              July 16, 2016 at 2:04 am | #

              it’s like they say

              ;~; 8=====D

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                July 16, 2016 at 2:15 am | #

                Um, I don’t know what you’re saying there, and I think I’m better for it.

              • Kamino Neko
                Kamino Neko
                July 16, 2016 at 3:36 am | #

                A horse with a springboard on his head?

                • Rowanmikaio
                  Rowanmikaio
                  July 16, 2016 at 4:19 am | #

                  I think a horse is closer to 8===========D

              • Annie
                Annie
                July 16, 2016 at 4:54 am | #

                A frog next to a penis?

              • Furie
                Furie
                July 16, 2016 at 6:08 am | #

                It’s like they say, confused cry at penises… Penii?

                • No Name
                  No Name
                  July 16, 2016 at 9:44 am | #

                  If you what to be technical, the proper plural is “penes”. Latin nouns that end with -is are usually a special case of the third (short e) declension, and trade that “i” for an “e” in the plural. (And while we’re at it, most nouns with -us are masculine second (long o) declension, and only switch out the “us” for ONE i)

                • Arian
                  Arian
                  July 16, 2016 at 10:37 pm | #

                  Salve, mi amice / mea amica!

              • Will
                Will
                July 16, 2016 at 3:19 pm | #

                thatsapenis.gif

            • rectilinearpropagation
              rectilinearpropagation
              July 17, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

              I went through a period where I did the opposite: speech was pretty regular but in writing I got very formal, didn’t use contractions, etc. and for the same reasons. When it seems like everyone somehow “misunderstands” you all the time you go to extremes to be as clear as possible.

          • miados
            miados
            July 16, 2016 at 11:28 am | #

            I find myself not using contractions as much as i used to because at my current job it makes it easier for the person on the phone to understand me.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 16, 2016 at 1:02 am | #

          You didn’t use contractions? Were you at least fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques?

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            July 16, 2016 at 2:16 am | #

            What about being anatomically correct?

          • Kesli_47
            Kesli_47
            July 16, 2016 at 6:10 pm | #

            Beat me to it!!! 😀

            • Kryss LaBryn
              Kryss LaBryn
              July 16, 2016 at 8:58 pm | #

              I saw one of the writers of that episode at a con shortly after it aired. He said that the writers joked that Data had three speeds: “Slow, medium, and OH MY GOD!!”

              Apparently they also had a pet name for Lwaxana Troi, and it was “Twin Peaks”.

        • Slacker
          Slacker
          July 16, 2016 at 10:14 pm | #

          But weren’t you under 25 when you were writing TF: WW? I could have sworn there were contractions in those. I mean, Rumble had lines. Rattrap too. Blame it on Picard? (I miss those, thinking of them gives me nostalgia, they were great reads to me).

          I mean, I can’t remember you using a contraction on IRC in #wiigii or #tfww. But I also honestly wouldn’t remember if you had to be honest. I’m not as perceptive as Sarah is.

        • trlkly
          trlkly
          July 16, 2016 at 10:57 pm | #

          So you (Willis) talked like her, or you just didn’t use contractions? The latter is easy to believe. But actually speaking more formally? That’s hard to believe. You’re too good at sounding casual now.

          Unless it’s only how you type and not how you speak…

      • John
        John
        July 16, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

        What he’s said is that she hasn’t been diagnosed with anything.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        July 16, 2016 at 2:19 am | #

        Well I now see the way to summon Willis into the comments. I’ve rarely come across how to summon just his presence, or wake, if you will. Normally I’m around after the hammer comes down.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          July 16, 2016 at 9:20 pm | #

          Do not call up who you cannot put down.

    • QWERTY
      QWERTY
      July 16, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      English could be her 2nd language.

      • Stephen R. Bierce
        Stephen R. Bierce
        July 16, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

        I watch a lot of the news programming from NHK, and I’ve noticed that in Asia (and in Hong Kong in particular) there are a lot of people who speak English even as a FIRST language, but their culture means they approach it very formally, much more so than we do in the West.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          July 16, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

          Very sensible. And then ESL-ers pick up our bad habits in conversations rather than beyond the textbooks.

          • JessWitt
            JessWitt
            July 16, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

            *not rather, but instead of.

            See, bad English habits

          • Conuly
            Conuly
            July 16, 2016 at 1:07 am | #

            The way native speakers speak is not “bad habits”.

            • Uncertainty Moth
              Uncertainty Moth
              July 16, 2016 at 1:49 am | #

              It is if you care about the formalities of English as it’s currently designed (which you don’t have to do, but I happen to anyway)

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                July 16, 2016 at 2:43 am | #

                I recall a joke from a British comedian where he said that he wasn’t speaking with an accent, it’s just what the language sounds like when spoken correctly.

                • Fran
                  Fran
                  July 16, 2016 at 3:09 am | #

                  i am pretty sure that wasn’t a joke.

                • davidbreslin101
                  davidbreslin101
                  July 16, 2016 at 10:56 am | #

                  Was that Eddie Izzard? I remember seeing footage from one of his US shows where he was playing up the whole “pedantic English snob” thing.

                • Will
                  Will
                  July 16, 2016 at 3:23 pm | #

                  Fun fact, apparently the “real” way of speaking English is not the one in UK but the one found in some parts of USA, since the pilgrims brought it over and has ever since remained unchanged, whereas UK has seen it change over time.

                  Not that it matters since it’s all English at the end of the day.

                • SgtWadeyWilson
                  SgtWadeyWilson
                  July 16, 2016 at 8:29 pm | #

                  I like that you said “it’s all English at the end of the day.”

                  At the beginning of the day it’s all growling and nonverbal communication until coffee or whatever.

                • Kryss LaBryn
                  Kryss LaBryn
                  July 16, 2016 at 9:00 pm | #

                  Yup; I remember that set. I’m pretty sure it was the same one with the line about “Herbs… because it’s got a fucking ‘H’ in it.” Which is pretty much when I stand up and cheer, lol.

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 17, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

                  Nah, it wasn’t Eddie. The guy had a half hour special on Comedy Central Presents like 15 years ago. It was like his third line in his set. It was a joke in the snark sense of the word.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          July 16, 2016 at 8:26 am | #

          Hong Kong was British territory from 1841 until 1997, so it makes sense that English is so prolific there.

      • magicallady
        magicallady
        July 16, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

        i wondered if english being a second language for dina was a possibility as well

      • Mara
        Mara
        July 16, 2016 at 3:06 am | #

        Also, Dina reads way more than she talks to people. It’s not surprising she talks like a (dinosaur) book.

    • Stephen R. Bierce
      Stephen R. Bierce
      July 16, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      Why does Dina have to be a regular human being?

      • Sageress
        Sageress
        July 16, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

        Because society

        • magicallady
          magicallady
          July 16, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

          society is real damn demanding. what the hell, society?!

        • Tacos
          Tacos
          July 16, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

          Society. Schmociety.

          • magicallady
            magicallady
            July 16, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

            ive been trying to pronounce schmociety for the last 12 minutes

            • Bad Monkey
              Bad Monkey
              July 16, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

              Thanks. Now all that will run through my head is the “sh-muck” scene from Ishtar. Yes. Haven’t seen that movie in over 20 years and somehow my subconscious still has that scene readily available.

              • magicallady
                magicallady
                July 16, 2016 at 1:31 am | #

                OOPS

              • Paul1963
                Paul1963
                July 16, 2016 at 10:13 pm | #

                “Telling the truth can be dangerous business/Honest and popular don’t go hand in hand…”
                I don’t recall when I last saw it, but I’m pretty sure the year didn’t start with a 2.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        July 16, 2016 at 2:29 am | #

        Spoken like a regular human being. So lucky.

    • kkiten
      kkiten
      July 16, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      I think is is loosely maybe has Asperger’s. Many people who have aspergers/are “on the spectrum” remind me of Dina. It’s pretty realistic actually once you consider that.

      • DinaWho
        DinaWho
        July 16, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

        My impression is that Dina has undiagnosed ASD/Asperger’s as per Word Of God.

        If I am erroneous or repeating something I shouldn’t, please step in Willis

      • Sageress
        Sageress
        July 16, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

        As an Assburglar myself I can confirm I do not talk like a robobot. I am a human of flesh and bone and fluids of varying viscosity, just as you are, meat child.

        • magicallady
          magicallady
          July 16, 2016 at 1:40 am | #

          its not robobot anymore! thats outdated! its cyberborg now! thats the neato slang being thrown around these days!

          • Sageress
            Sageress
            July 16, 2016 at 1:57 am | #

            How dare you. That’s our word.

            • magicallady
              magicallady
              July 16, 2016 at 2:06 am | #

              technist…..

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                July 16, 2016 at 2:14 am | #

                Well that’s just rude.

                • magicallady
                  magicallady
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:17 am | #

                  sageress is the rude one, using outdated terminology reserved for insults.

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:28 am | #

                  But is it accurate? Does it fit?

              • Sageress
                Sageress
                July 16, 2016 at 11:24 am | #

                I’m allowed to. We’ve reappropriated it to be a word for us to rally behind. You, fleshboy, can’t say it. Especially not with a hard “rg”. “Cyberbah” maybe.

                • magicallady
                  magicallady
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:26 pm | #

                  ….im a lady…

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 17, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

                  And I’ve never like reappropriation. A slur’s a slur’s for me.

                • Sageress
                  Sageress
                  July 17, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

                  UNLESS YOU ARE A MINORITY YOU CAN’T COMPLAIN, FLESHBOY

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 17, 2016 at 1:44 am | #

                  I was diagnosed with Autism over 20 years ago. I was told I’d be a leech on my parents for my entire life. Never get a job, go to college, be able to drive, have a family. Been in the workforce for 20 years, dual degree, driving for nearly 20 years, wife with 2 kids. Every day is hell for me, for the stress I put myself through to just interact with bigots who look down on me. So words like ‘aspies’ and ‘assburglurs’? They hurt, alot. If you are fine using them, good for you. Just not something I can do.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          July 16, 2016 at 1:42 am | #

          Eh, spectrum. And until I have proof otherwise I’ll just assume you’re a not synth.

          • magicallady
            magicallady
            July 16, 2016 at 1:47 am | #

            sith?! i would never associate with palpatine!

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              July 16, 2016 at 2:04 am | #

              Fallout, not Star Wars.

              • magicallady
                magicallady
                July 16, 2016 at 2:08 am | #

                never played

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

                  Ah. Sorry you missed the joke then. Fun RPG series.

              • magicallady
                magicallady
                July 16, 2016 at 2:15 am | #

                i actually countered with my own joke, since synth and sith can sound similar

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:24 am | #

                  Didn’t say the counter was bad…

                • magicallady
                  magicallady
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:39 am | #

                  😀 if there is time i can play one of those fallouts

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:46 am | #

                  I’d put aside time if you go to play Fallout 4, I’ve barely tackled a third of the map, and barely started to main storyline. I joke that I’m playing the ‘Animal Crossing Edition’.

            • Kamino Neko
              Kamino Neko
              July 16, 2016 at 11:46 am | #

              Hail Sithis.

          • Sageress
            Sageress
            July 16, 2016 at 1:58 am | #

            I too am made of sinews and riboflavin.

            • magicallady
              magicallady
              July 16, 2016 at 2:09 am | #

              i thought there was more, like vitamins and liquids

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                July 16, 2016 at 2:26 am | #

                I’d say more an assortment of elements, but that would be too simple for some. Gotta be at least one person there thinking of quarks.

                • magicallady
                  magicallady
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:39 am | #

                  and i think there’s certain amounts involved, like 35 l of water and traces of 15 other elements

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:49 am | #

                  Well now you’re just threatening to bring in transmutation circles. Is there a particular Sin I should watch out for?

                • magicallady
                  magicallady
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:58 am | #

                  wrath is nasty enough to be on the lookout for

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              July 16, 2016 at 9:15 am | #

              As am I!

              You both are invited to my next meeting of riboflavin-beings. We will partake of bovine prepared in the traditional manner: heated to a minimum of 344.2611111(repeating) degrees Kelvin over rapidly oxidizing carbon in a metal box. Report to the land ajacent to the rear of my domicile at 18:00 GMT on 20160717. Bring liquid refershments of your choosing.

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                July 17, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

                Must the beverage be introduced in it’s fully technical term, or can I use it’s colloquialism?

        • Jewelfox
          Jewelfox
          July 16, 2016 at 1:52 am | #

          I talked like GLaDOS when I was under a lot of pressure. I still do.

          I developed a lot of language stims.

          “This is just how Dina wants to sound” is perfectly believable to me, as is the idea that she feels that it makes her easier to understand. I remember feeling like written English was my first language, and spoken English a clumsy second at best.

          • AGV
            AGV
            July 16, 2016 at 6:04 am | #

            Since you said that you spoke like GLaDOS I’ve read the rest of the comment with it’s voice

            • No Name
              No Name
              July 16, 2016 at 9:19 am | #

              HER voice, AGV. If I remember correctly, GLaDOS gets her mind from an uploaded woman, and therefore identifies as female. She may be a crazy, murderous operating system, but that is no reason to use the wrong pronoun. In fact I’d say that’s a reason not to use the wrong pronoun.

              Sorry, but “it” is demeaning, and you don’t even have the excuse of a non-binary robot (for which I’d insist on “they”).

              • Linkletter
                Linkletter
                July 16, 2016 at 4:04 pm | #

                Well, at the end of the second game, she deleted Caroline, so “She” is technically dead. Do we have canon confirmation on GlaDOS current pronoun choice?

                • trlkly
                  trlkly
                  July 16, 2016 at 10:02 pm | #

                  No, but “it” is the impersonal neuter singular pronoun. It’s weird to use when speaking of someone as a person.

                  I’m sure there’s probably someone somewhere who prefers “it,” but that’s even less common than several of the new pronouns that haven’t really caught on.

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 17, 2016 at 2:04 am | #

                  I’m staying out of this conversation.

              • Amazi-Stool
                Amazi-Stool
                July 16, 2016 at 6:11 pm | #

                In this reality Transputer is a thing that exists!

        • Uncertainty Moth
          Uncertainty Moth
          July 16, 2016 at 2:19 am | #

          You aren’t helping your case with that “do not” business.

          // I’ve never heard it called assburglary before. I’m stealing that one. And asses.
          // I think that’s also what Dora should do if Coffee of Doom goes under. Not that she wouldn’t make a good bank robber, but stick with what you know.

        • magicallady
          magicallady
          July 17, 2016 at 11:24 am | #

          i thought assburglar was a literal burglar of asses

    • Mr. Mendo
      Mr. Mendo
      July 16, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      Perhaps English is not her first language? That’s usually my assumption when people don’t use contractions. Mila Kunis in the first few seasons of That ’70s Show, for example…

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        July 16, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

        It’s not my assumption, because English isn’t my first language, and I can contract* with the best of’em**. My English education (which back then started at ten years old) almost immediately introduced them, talking about how they are mostly for informal/spoken language. Something that was reinforced by all the movies and TV shows in English that I’d watch (thankfully, my country’s too small to dub everything, so I got subtitles instead).

        Granted, the character Mila Kunis almost certainly did not have that same experience, since he grew up in the 60s as a kid, but in these times, I feel fairly confident in saying that most foreign kids today that gets a formal education in English also gets a lot of informal education one way or another.

        *Wait, that makes me sounds like I’m a serious bridge player…

        **Not to mention than I can contradict with the best of them.

        Yes I can. Shut up! See, I contradicted you before you even replied, because I knew you were going to contradict me!

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 16, 2016 at 5:52 pm | #

          I agree completely.

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          July 16, 2016 at 6:20 pm | #

          I admit misgendering GLaDOS cores is an issue i give a damn about, but:
          “Mila Kunis”
          “he”
          Really?

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        July 16, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

        Since Dina isn’t a Japanese name at first glance that doesn’t seem to be the case. On the other hand we’ve only heard her mom Haruka speak, and she apparently speaks the same way as Dina.
        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/strength/

        • linkman0596
          linkman0596
          July 16, 2016 at 1:10 am | #

          personally I believe Dina to be second generation, so her parent’s would be ESL and would speak more or less like people are suggesting. due to being raised in America with English as a primary language Dina would be much more fluent, but due to her self imposed poor socialization she wouldn’t change her speech patterns from her parent’s by much.

          • CaptainBatson
            CaptainBatson
            July 19, 2016 at 3:02 pm | #

            If I remember correctly, both Dina and her parents have lived their entire lives in the U.S.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      July 16, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      She’s said she doesn’t use contractions because she wants to get her point across to people clearly.

      • Uncertainty Moth
        Uncertainty Moth
        July 16, 2016 at 1:53 am | #

        I’m sorry, I can’t understand you at all right now. Must be all those contractions.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          July 16, 2016 at 2:12 am | #

          *She has said she does not use

          Does that help?

          • SgtWadeyWilson
            SgtWadeyWilson
            July 16, 2016 at 9:29 pm | #

            *The bipedal Earth female has articulated verbally about her calculated avoidance of

            I am clearly helpng.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        July 16, 2016 at 9:35 pm | #

        She should join the STOA.

    • Larkle
      Larkle
      July 16, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      I know plenty of people who have had a normal socialization and suffer from no disorders who have particular mannerisms when speaking which deviates from the norm. Sometimes people just do their thing.

      • Sageress
        Sageress
        July 16, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

        PEOPLE SHOULD CONFORM TO MY DESIRES.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          July 16, 2016 at 1:40 am | #

          People don’t, and I don’t like that.

          • magicallady
            magicallady
            July 16, 2016 at 1:51 am | #

            i am feel uncomfort, when are we not about me

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              July 16, 2016 at 2:05 am | #

              Never.

              • magicallady
                magicallady
                July 16, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

                >:(

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:33 am | #

                  And that’s why I don’t like negative contractions. Half the time I only ever think them, and don’t say/type them. At least with typing if you proofread you can catch the error. Because meaning to say a negative, and not, can drastically affect what you’re saying.

                • Amazi-Stool
                  Amazi-Stool
                  July 16, 2016 at 6:27 pm | #

                  “don’t”
                  “don’t”
                  I see a pattern here!
                  Really sure about half the time?
                  (You can of course decide to do not use contractions in the near future and follow up with a post where you do not use any of them at least two times, but that is entirely you’re decision!
                  Because your awesome!

                • Amazi-Stool
                  Amazi-Stool
                  July 16, 2016 at 6:31 pm | #

                  )
                  Dammit!
                  Because i’m a pendant!

                • Orion Fury
                  Orion Fury
                  July 17, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

                  I think I had the proper use. Perhaps a rewording.

                  When speaking, there are time where I mean to use the ‘not’ operator but I end up skipping past it, with both contracted and uncontracted. Plus layering them can lead to confusion for some. I have a programming degree, so I can typically parse them out, but for some people, a double negative is a negative, wherein it’s a positive.

                  My response of ‘Never’ to ML above was meant to invert the phrase, since it was asked about when we not talking about here. The intended meaning was to indicated that we would always talk about here.

                  I find that tends to happen often, actually. Asking a question with a negative in it, a negative answer should thus make it a positive answer to a positive question, it’s just not taken as such.

    • Showler
      Showler
      July 16, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      Perhaps it is because there are a limited number of ways to show someone as different without using an insulting stereotype or having to have other people keep mentioning that they are different.

      • Sageress
        Sageress
        July 16, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

        That’s… not true. Like, from a writing perspective I’d say that using speech quirks to differentiate characters is a last resort/lazy option, over actual character traits.

        The fact that she looks and acts like a 12 year old with a dinosaur fetish is enough to make her different.

        • jeffepp
          jeffepp
          July 16, 2016 at 1:01 am | #

          And, that’s not true, either. In writing terms, it’s the character’s Voice. I have been to workshops devoted to working on individualizing character voice. It’s an important tool, that can convey much about the character, both true and false, to the reader.

          There is a purist school of thought, that says that written language should and must be formal in nature, with no colloquialisms or accents. That disregards how a person or character would speak in real life, in favor of how they SHOULD speak. As they tend to get in fist fights with each other over minor grammar variations, most don’t pay much attention to them.

          • Jon Rich
            Jon Rich
            July 16, 2016 at 1:24 am | #

            Wait, *actual* fistfights?

          • Sageress
            Sageress
            July 16, 2016 at 1:40 am | #

            I am aware of a character’s voice being important. But voice != arbitrarily never using contractions. Especially considering just a few comics ago Dina said that Amber’s face “did a thing”. If it was to be consistent, she’d have said something like “her face contorted” or something.

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              July 16, 2016 at 1:45 am | #

              But the face didn’t contort, it ‘did a thing’.

            • jeffepp
              jeffepp
              July 16, 2016 at 2:25 am | #

              Ah, but it does fit. She doesn’t understand what the face thing is, so it’s a thing. She won’t name it, because she doesn’t know it.

              Further, if you read through the comments on this page, you will see that a lot of people are taking information from Dina’s voice, and interpreting it. Not every one get’s the same answers, but it has meaning that they interprate. The way she speaks, the words she uses, the order of how she uses them, all say something.

              Removing or altering parts of her voice would change how we see the character. If she used more contractions, we would see her as less stiff, more flexible, and less out of step with the social norms of the rest of the world (if this bunch has any “norms”). We might see her as less “adorkable”, and more someone who seems to be more creepy, due to her tendency to hide behind things.

              • davidbreslin101
                davidbreslin101
                July 16, 2016 at 11:01 am | #

                I always think of it as “He seems to be having some kind of expression.” Expressions of ambiguous or supressed emotion confuse the hell out of me, which is unfortunate as I live in the land of the stiff upper lip.

              • Sageress
                Sageress
                July 16, 2016 at 11:25 am | #

                She used a contraction last page tho

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      July 16, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      Have you ever read the dialog from the movie “Guys and Dolls”?  Damon Runyan, the writer of the stories upon which it was based, often wrote excessively stilted dialog that was very formal and precise and very rarely employed contractions.  I see Dina’s Runyanesque speech patterns as merely being another one of her little idiosyncrasies, along the same line as her fixation with dinosaurs.

    • John
      John
      July 16, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      For emphasis. And clarity. She wants to be understood.

      • Sageress
        Sageress
        July 16, 2016 at 12:32 am | #

        Contractions don’t make points less clear. I’m using them right now, aren’t I? Or… wasn’t I?

        • Betty Anne
          Betty Anne
          July 16, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

          Explain that to my college professor, whose favorite red pen mark was circles around apostrophes. Contractions apparently make your essays sound “unprofessional” and “uneducated.” Partly because they make the writing “less clear.” (And yes, that sentence is a poorly-constructed sentence fragment, so I do know that A) English evolves and B) he was full of bullshit and just wanted stilted-sounding papers turned in.)

          I am not Asian, not ESL, and have never been diagnosed on the spectrum (though my mom did keep me away from testing when the school insisted, because she “didn’t want me treated any differently than other kids”), but I have quirks of speech to this day, after 36 years struggling to overcome them. It comes from not hearing a lot of people speak, due to being ridiculously isolated from the world.

          • DarkVeghetta
            DarkVeghetta
            July 16, 2016 at 2:53 am | #

            In academia, speech (especially written) is more formal and sed professor was somewhat in the right to insist on a specific style, as that’s what is required in his social group.
            Language may evolve, but academia only takes into account the official, textbook version, which is at times somewhat removed from informal, everyday speech.
            It’s a matter of knowing your audience and adapting yourself for sed audience, thereby making yourself more accepted and successful in that circle. Alternatively, challenge him to a debate on the fluidity of language and see if you can sway his opinion… which likely is about as unproductive as it sounds.

            • John
              John
              July 16, 2016 at 10:08 pm | #

              If it’s a sed professor, you can just s/n’t/ not/g and so on, and everyone will be happy.

              • Slartibeast Button, BIA
                Slartibeast Button, BIA
                July 16, 2016 at 10:12 pm | #

                I dunno, I’d find that awk-word.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          July 16, 2016 at 1:46 am | #

          I’m confused.

          • Sageress
            Sageress
            July 16, 2016 at 1:54 am | #

            Wasn’t I being clear? If you’d’ve payed attention, it’d be clearer what I’d meant. Instead, y’all didn’t stay focused. If you did, I’d needn’t be so repetitive and y’all’d’n’t’ve to face my abbreviative fury.

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              July 16, 2016 at 2:05 am | #

              That I understood.

            • magicallady
              magicallady
              July 16, 2016 at 2:31 am | #

              that was so southern i can smell biscuits and waffles

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                July 16, 2016 at 2:35 am | #

                That’s sounds good. I recommend we stop talking about all this talk and go eat.

                • magicallady
                  magicallady
                  July 16, 2016 at 2:51 am | #

                  yes

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          July 16, 2016 at 6:43 pm | #

          Contractions don’t make points less clear. I’m using them right now, aren’t I? Or… wasn’t I?
          “she’s” = “she is”?
          “she’s” = “she has”?
          Maybe even “she was”?
          So yes, cont’ions do make points less clear and even your faked confusion about present vs. past tense is a real issue when using cont’ves.

          • Sageress
            Sageress
            July 17, 2016 at 1:05 am | #

            “She’s thirty feet tall!”

            You’re right… what if she has thirty feet tall?

            And has anybody EVER used “she’s” to mean “she was”? REALLY?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 16, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      It’s probably how her family talks (on the relatively rare occasions that they do so). She is also very committed to accuracy, understanding others and having herself understood. Her speech patterns are designed for maximum clarity and reject house she naturally thinks. Also, as a kid, she probably read scientific journals more frequently than she socialized. She talks how she wishes that others would talk. Etc.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        July 16, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

        Reject house? I meant, reflect how she naturally thinks.

        • Sageress
          Sageress
          July 16, 2016 at 12:32 am | #

          Reject House is the WORST fraternity

          • magicallady
            magicallady
            July 16, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

            i thought the worst fraternity was apathy house

            • StClair
              StClair
              July 16, 2016 at 3:47 am | #

              It’s neither the worst nor the best. It’s just kinda there.

              • Neeks
                Neeks
                July 16, 2016 at 3:15 pm | #

                Apathy house isn’t even a fraternity, no one ever bothered submitting a house charter.

          • trlkly
            trlkly
            July 16, 2016 at 10:06 pm | #

            No, it’s the name for people who only saw the last season of House.

          • Vex Godglove
            Vex Godglove
            July 16, 2016 at 11:19 pm | #

            Reject House sounds like the best fraternity. Considering the type of ppl most frats accept, it seems to me that being a reject would be a largely positive thing.

      • Local Vigiliante
        Local Vigiliante
        July 16, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

        Yes, this is my reading also. As a younger person there were times I spoke like this minus the lack of contractions. I do get the sense Dina wants to be respected for her mind, and does not want others to dismiss her for bs reasons. She strikes me as very precise and as someone who seeks precision in social interactions. I am tired and low on spoons so idk if this comment makes sense or adds anything.

        • Jason
          Jason
          July 16, 2016 at 1:54 am | #

          Hope you get your spoons!

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          July 16, 2016 at 2:09 am | #

          I saw spoons and was confused, and then I remembered the reference. Spoons are bastards.

    • Khambatta
      Khambatta
      July 16, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      I’m glad you said that. (I find it very difficult to talk formally, ie without using contractions…)

    • magicallady
      magicallady
      July 16, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      i figure the absence of contractions is a way of speaking that dina grew up with and finds comfort in doing. outside sarah, no one has really brought up that dina does not use contractions and i assume that they are okay with the dina speaks, even if they do not completely understand why she does not use contractions.

      also i suppose the lack of contractions in how dina talks adds to her characterization and makes her stand out even more amongst all the people at the college.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 16, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

      There’s a family friend who requests that any visitors do not use contractions around his daughters, and especially not “ain’t”. He’s upper-crust with regards to their English skills.

      Side-note: He’s a Brit in Thailand, his wife is Thai, so his kids are biracial.

      • Sageress
        Sageress
        July 16, 2016 at 12:33 am | #

        That’s horrible. What a horrible, evil man.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        July 16, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

        So what’s his opinion on “ain’t never”?

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          July 16, 2016 at 6:42 am | #

          He’d have a conniption.

          • butting
            butting
            July 16, 2016 at 9:45 am | #

            That aten’t natural.

            • davidbreslin101
              davidbreslin101
              July 16, 2016 at 11:03 am | #

              ….is that Granny Weatherwax dialect? As in, “I aten’t dead.”

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            July 17, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

            I recall a coworker normally saying “conniption fit”. It always made me twitch a little.

    • KingOfGreyfell
      KingOfGreyfell
      July 16, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

      Dina is Data.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        July 16, 2016 at 2:06 am | #

        I don’t know if I should agree with you or call you blasphemous.

    • JohnF
      JohnF
      July 16, 2016 at 1:35 am | #

      I know other aspies who talk like that. I don’t (see?), but I’m (look – I did it again) very high socially functioning, even if terrified most of the time. It’s Dina’s lack of terror that makes me think she’s not aspie.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        July 16, 2016 at 2:07 am | #

        /twitch

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 16, 2016 at 2:21 am | #

      Perhaps when she was younger she was berated by peers for not being understandable, and it evolved into a compulsion?

    • Gecko
      Gecko
      July 16, 2016 at 2:40 am | #

      I know people who speak like that. While I use contractions all right, I’m often told I should relax, or that I act stilted and strange, when I’m not making a conscious effort to speak in ways that other people perceive as “casual”. (An effort that, ironically enough, is way more taxing and requires more calculations than speaking or writing in the manner people think is more natural. Especially in realtime.)

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        July 17, 2016 at 1:05 am | #

        I know, so much work in trying to sound relaxed.

    • MIB4u
      MIB4u
      July 16, 2016 at 4:14 am | #

      …
      O_Ô
      You’re not Ana Chronistic … … Weird …

    • ischemgeek
      ischemgeek
      July 16, 2016 at 7:26 am | #

      Dina has explained this before, both to Amber and to Sarah: Dina is afraid of being misunderstood by others, so she speaks very deliberately and exactly in hopes of ensuring understanding.

      It’s the same reason I spoke pretty much like that only with far more arcane language (“defenestration” is a word that I have used in conversation, and used to use on a fairly regular basis. Plus it has not been uncommon for people to tell me, “Nobody fucking talks like that! Speak like a normal person!” up until about a year and a half ago, and even then, when I am tired or anxious, I default to a Dina-like style of speech).

      To get an idea: I used “arcane” and “ensuring” in those two paragraphs, and I genuinely cannot think of another way to phrase them, and this is me toning my vocabulary down because of the backlash I used to get for it. And with time to re-write and re-phrase things so that my language choices feel more contemporary. You should’ve seen the first draft.

      My point: Dina’s speech isn’t weirdly unrealistic. How she talks is how I used to talk all the time, and how I still talk with people that I’m comfortable with or when I am tired.

      • davidbreslin101
        davidbreslin101
        July 16, 2016 at 11:10 am | #

        I think I’m slightly further down the same route. Mainly because, for several years, I have been surrounded by people who just plain don’t know the words I used to use. It helps that I enjoy playing around with language, and have learnt to fake “normal” talk by parodying it. Remember Penny, with her class-rollercoaster of Britishisms? I have friends with whom I’ve had entire conversations in that style.

    • Joshua Hengel
      Joshua Hengel
      July 16, 2016 at 8:34 am | #

      Looking at Dina’s behaviors, it seems likely that she has a mild form of Autism Spectrum Disorder. With her misunderstanding of social norms, her obsession with dinosaurs and her difficulty in making conversation, I think it fits best. Before the DSM 5 was released, she probably would’ve been diagnosed with Asperger’s syndrome; but as of now would fall under the umbrella of ASD. Here’s a link to the CDC website that lists the DSM 5 symptoms of ASD: http://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/autism/hcp-dsm.html

    • Brute
      Brute
      July 16, 2016 at 9:17 am | #

      if it weren’t for people bringing it up, either in the story or in the comments, i probably never would have noticed her lack of contractions.
      this probably either means i’m super open minded about people’s differences or super bad at noticing things.

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 16, 2016 at 9:31 am | #

      It sounds like the way someone such as Dina, who wants to be understood with clarity, would speak to try to ensure it is easy to understand.

      And, while you are autistic and do speak normally, other people with autism will not necessarily have the exact same capabilities with speech as you – I knew five people with autism in my last couple of years of high school and none of them had the same level of communication skills or same way of speaking.

      I personally do not find it much of a stretch that an autistic person, such as Dina, might speak rigidly, while another, such as yourself, might not.

      • davidbreslin101
        davidbreslin101
        July 16, 2016 at 11:15 am | #

        When working as a volunteer, I encountered someone who was apparently incapable of talking without using “advanced” vocabulary. Like this:
        “Would you like a drink?”
        [in a whisper] “Hydration is not required but the offer is appreciated.”
        I don’t think he was putting it on. I actually quite liked the guy.

        • Sageress
          Sageress
          July 16, 2016 at 11:27 am | #

          Consider: He was an alien?

          • Clif
            Clif
            July 16, 2016 at 10:05 pm | #

            We’re all aliens. Well, except for Amazi-stool and that’s because she’s a pendant.

            • Orion Fury
              Orion Fury
              July 17, 2016 at 1:10 am | #

              I saw that about AS. And that’s part of the ‘problem’ with a spectrum disorder, so many different ways it can present itself, and varying degrees within the symptoms itself. Plus, I do like the part about Hydration. If I was ever to use that line, which I’ve probably have before, it’d be as a multi-layered joke.

        • ischemgeek
          ischemgeek
          July 17, 2016 at 11:47 am | #

          Hi this is me when I am tired or comfortable.

          “Huh? Oh. Some variety of non-alcoholic beverage, while while it would be appreciated, is not at this point absolutely necessary as I am not in any danger of dehydration.” is a sentence I have used in conversation before, in response to, “Do you need a drink?”

          Because at that point I did not yet realize that people use “Do you need a drink?” interchangeably with, “Have you received a drink yet?”

    • Schol-R-LEA
      Schol-R-LEA
      July 16, 2016 at 9:41 am | #

      I am guessing she’s from Clan space originally.

      Scientist caste, obviously. I mean, could you really see her pilot an OmniMech?

    • George Wiman
      George Wiman
      July 16, 2016 at 2:08 pm | #

      I’m not on any spectrum that I’m aware of, and I’ve learned to use contractions. But I don’t like them. I am much more likely to use them in print than in speech because I just don’t like the way they sound.

    • Will
      Will
      July 16, 2016 at 3:34 pm | #

      She’s Laura Kinney, save the claws and the traumatic life.

      Well, that we know of.

    • zoelogical
      zoelogical
      July 16, 2016 at 9:00 pm | #

      her parents talk the same way, i think?

      it might just be a family thing.

    • Michael
      Michael
      July 17, 2016 at 4:29 pm | #

      As someone with ASD, who is married to someone ASD, and who works with children with ASD for a living, I’d like to remind you that different people on the spectrum manifest it in different ways. Just because a specific behavior is not something you have engaged in as a person with ASD does not mean it is or is not a behavior that can result from it.
      I myself talked very much like Data from Star Trek up until my late teens. I’ve seen a number of similar and other unusual verbal mannerisms in many of the ASD children and teens I have worked with over the years.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 16, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Amber: “Really? Say the Flintstones was a documentary.”

    Dina: “That is one of the things.”

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      July 16, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

      “The Jetsons were a documentary as well.”

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 16, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      “It quite thoroughly documents society’s poor understanding of, or more accurately apathy towards, prehistorical truth.”

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        July 16, 2016 at 1:49 am | #

        Or Zeerust.

        • DarkVeghetta
          DarkVeghetta
          July 16, 2016 at 2:57 am | #

          Noted.

  3. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    July 16, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    “Destry Sal!”
    “What?”
    “Nothing..”

  4. TheWrathAbove
    TheWrathAbove
    July 16, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh no not another Gate.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 16, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      -The Order of the Stick

      • Woobie
        Woobie
        July 16, 2016 at 1:10 am | #

        What Gate?

        • Lawzlo
          Lawzlo
          July 16, 2016 at 2:43 am | #

          Watergate.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            July 16, 2016 at 2:50 am | #

            Stargate.

            • magicallady
              magicallady
              July 16, 2016 at 2:54 am | #

              thestralgate

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              July 16, 2016 at 9:23 am | #

              It is a FARgate, because it goes FAR.

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                July 17, 2016 at 1:11 am | #

                in the scape?

  5. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    July 16, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    And then she learns Becky hangs toilet paper the wrong way.
    “Screw it, now you’re in my debt.”

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 17, 2016 at 1:12 am | #

      For me, the wrong way is the right way. But I’ve had cats that like to bat at it, so to minimize the mess, it had to be that way.

  6. kkiten
    kkiten
    July 16, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Aww. This situation is fucked up from so many angles I love it.

    • TheAnonymousGuy
      TheAnonymousGuy
      July 16, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

      say goodbye to amber for a two weeks, there’s still a lot to cover till tomorrow to keep you busy. in the mean time here’s a copy of the url to mikes secret fanfic page, it’s almost exclusively bad (in a good way) romance stories curiously enough.

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        July 16, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

        More than enough time for Mike to rebound-seduce Danny.

  7. Nicster216
    Nicster216
    July 16, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    You know it’s bad when your ex girlfriend would rather talk to Mike instead of you.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 16, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      I think you know it’s bad when Mike is involved in any capacity whatsoever.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        July 16, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

        It’s a teenage college drama comic. You know things are bad period.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        July 16, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

        That’s more of a good kind of bad, but I’d likely rethink that if I was in a comic with him.

  8. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 16, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    In addition to Tailgate, who is tagged, I think I see Cyclonus, Whirl, and Windblade. I have all of those!

    • Urukak
      Urukak
      July 16, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      Tailgate is the one on the desk then, I take it?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 16, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

        That’s Windblade. Tailgate’s the little blue and white guy in front on the dresser.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          July 16, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

          The one that the big purple guy is RIGHT BEHIND?

          …..

          Tailgate is getting tailgated. Well played, Willis.

          • Betty Anne
            Betty Anne
            July 16, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

            Amber’s posing them for a Cygate fanfic. :3 (Google “Cygate Transformers” with Safe Search off. I dare you. :D)

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            July 16, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

            The big purple guy is the one Tailgate’s been orbiting around romantically for almost the entire series (it hasn’t happened mostly because Cyclonus is possessed of a ridiculously low opinion of himself, but if they both survive the current arc, I can’t see that not coming to a head, soon – if it doesn’t, I’m going to reach through the fourth wall and smack Cyclonus until his other horn falls off).

            • Doctor_Who
              Doctor_Who
              July 16, 2016 at 1:07 am | #

              Yeah, I ship it too.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        July 16, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

        Tailgate is over on the dresser with Cyclonus and Whirl. Windblade is on the desk.

      • AutobotDen
        AutobotDen
        July 16, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

        No. Tailgate’s a tiny teal and white bot. The one on the desk is someone else.

  9. Wheelpath
    Wheelpath
    July 16, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Becky/Dina will never die Willis, never!

  10. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    July 16, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh, Dina’s got a big lashing-out scene in her future…

  11. Lordmazapan
    Lordmazapan
    July 16, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    That’s the reason why I consider Dina one of the best character from this webcomic.

  12. DJTsurugi
    DJTsurugi
    July 16, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    I’d fault Dina for this, but no I know that feeling all too well. ~<3

  13. Leorale
    Leorale
    July 16, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Hey cool, somebody was wondering about this very concern last night. Well done, Dina. She may not read social cues, but she is on point re: thinking of others’ emotional needs.

  14. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 16, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Surely there is no way that this could create problems! I’m sure that everything Amber does will be perfectly reasonable, and not detrimental to herself at all!

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      July 16, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      There’s no way that people will het hurt from this!

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        July 16, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

        None whatsoever!

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          July 16, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

          …. does Ryan count as people? Because I can almost right a fic where Amazi-girl really really really needs to lash out at someone and renews her efforts to hunt him down.

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            July 16, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

            *write. Curse you creative brain for taking over my precise analytical motor control functions.

            • magicallady
              magicallady
              July 16, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

              your gravatar would be disappointed

  15. Umbrellan Garor
    Umbrellan Garor
    July 16, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    Dina is just adorable in this strip… a slightly depressing kind of adorable, but adorable nonetheless

  16. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    July 16, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    Willis writes these weeks ahead of time, right? I love how he managed to anticipate (maybe unintentionally) a lot of the commentators asking whether what Dina’s doing in shielding Amber is good for Amber.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      July 16, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

      I think I have said it before (and possibly others too) that Willis quite likely is a time traveler. It would explain so many things, after all.

      True, most of those things can also be explained in ways that do not break our current understanding of the space-time continuum, but I’m pretty sure that “being very, very good at understanding humanity at its worst and most awkward” doesn’t sound nearly as… Actually, that -does- sound rather impressive, now that I think about it.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 16, 2016 at 1:52 am | #

      Eh, I think he just knows the vocal part of his audience.

  17. buddy
    buddy
    July 16, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    dina is the only good character in this entire fucking comic. delete every character besides dina and people dina likes and dumbing of age becomes the worlds first perfect webcomic. at the moment its almost there but people keep annoying dina. if there were no characters in this strip that dina disliked, this comic would be even closer to perfection. can’t emphasize enough how important dina is to me here mister willis.

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 16, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      Who does Dina like? Becky, Amber, Sarah, I’d say Ethan but has he committed the sin of Pterodactyl?

      • Rukduk
        Rukduk
        July 16, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

        I think she’s technically ok with Joyce. Aside from the whole “creationist vs. scientist” schtick that they have, they get along pretty well.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      July 16, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

      One, your current avatar is very, very appropriate.

      Two, might it be that you harbour feelings towards the world in general that are similar to how Dina feels? If so, I can’t say I blame you. If not, apologies for being a fool.

      • Jon Rich
        Jon Rich
        July 16, 2016 at 1:31 am | #

        Love the name, Emperor Norton II. Great reference.

      • Jon Rich
        Jon Rich
        July 16, 2016 at 1:32 am | #

        Are you from San Francisco?

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 16, 2016 at 10:13 pm | #

          He owns San Francisco.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 16, 2016 at 1:53 am | #

      But perfection is boring. Chaos is interesting.

      • magicallady
        magicallady
        July 16, 2016 at 3:07 am | #

        so said ledger’s joker.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      July 16, 2016 at 7:00 pm | #

      ” if there were no characters in this strip that dina disliked, this comic would be” – boring!

      Sorry to break it to you, but Dumbing of Age really benefits on its basic premise: Almost all people in the cast are dumb!

      Therefore the one exception – Dina – has to remain exceptional to keep the comic interesting.

      • buddy
        buddy
        July 19, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

        sir please this comment was about my superficial gay love for dina i wouldnt mind a webcomic that was nothing but dina being unexceptional and boring. also many characters that dina likes are very dumb, keeping her exceptional. there is nothing that would make my first idea bad in my opinion. thank you.

  18. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 16, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    At the very least it doesn’t seem like Amber is engaging in self-destructive habits at the moment (is she really writing fanfic?) so some alone time for one day seems like a fair request.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      July 16, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

      She’s working on the rough draft of Amazi-Girl’s suicide note.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        July 16, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

        *tugs collar* errgh.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          July 16, 2016 at 1:54 am | #

          So long as Amber keeps living, in a non-technical way, that wouldn’t be too bad.

  19. Pyrpyr
    Pyrpyr
    July 16, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

    Is it safe to say that we’ve called it yet, that Dina will probably end up sheltering Amber/Amazigirl beyond reasonability/safety?

    • Marie
      Marie
      July 16, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

      I’m not sure. She is growing concerned, which I think means it might still go too far, but not as much so as it could.

  20. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    July 16, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

    I think it’s good that Dina is at least willing to question her own willingness to help Amber isolate herself and is also essentially saying that she cares more about Amber’s health than Amber’s will. It takes some of the worry out of the possibility of the “I owe you” mentality that Dina has clouding her judgement.

    • theKOT
      theKOT
      July 16, 2016 at 11:01 am | #

      Yeah I’d argue that Dina’s dialogue could foreshadow some pretty awful enabling behavior

  21. Lan
    Lan
    July 16, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

    I approve of Amber’s choice in decorative Transformers. Windblade is definitely the translator of the computer.

  22. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    July 16, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

    Well, Grav Roulette, you’ve certainly redeemed yourself after last night, which we shan’t mention again.

    Yes, Jason’s a background character, but I always found him relatable in Walkiverse (except for his part in the Britja storyline). In terms of ability, he was the everyman, getting by on his wits, steady nerves, self-control, and ability to surround himself with people who can actually do his job at the same time they do theirs. I’m told that makes him officer material.

    In terms of character, he was the straight man (which I mean in terms of seriousness rather than orientation), the responsible guy. Always left high and dry socially and almost always striking out in love. Perceived as a square and too mature to be anyone’s peer. Always liking an orderly world around him and always striving to obtain it. Uptight and formal, with a wry, sometimes self-pitying sense of humor.

    Everything about him was either something I dealt with in my life, or which I aspired to. Except for the accent and British phrasings. Those were just fun.

    Here in DoA, he’s even more relatable to me in his grad student role. I’ve been the Calculus TA, watching young students run face-first into a meat-grinder of a class. I’ve been a tutor who doesn’t know how to make that connection. (I got better.) I had major hots for a student. (Fortunately I kept it under control better than he did. I don’t thinks she ever noticed. Then again she didn’t whip off her top and climb into my lap in the middle of a tutoring session, so I can’t actually claim to have succeeded where he failed.) I lamented my inability to help every student in my section. I’ve lamented how little desire they had to accept my help. I’ve thought of myself as a good teacher and then been forced to question that evaluation. At the end of the day, I ended up caring more about that than most of my peers… and then discovered that the system doesn’t really work when I care too much. I kept my objectivity when I wrote out the grades of students I cared about and it hurt far more than if I hadn’t cared.

    Jason’s in a time and place where he can do something about his concerns. He can take a class on adult teaching — pretty much ever department would encourage their teaching or TAing grad students to do so. He can volunteer to be a tutor and get coaching in tutoring from the campus tutoring center. He doesn’t know HOW to fix his problems, but he’s recognizing them, acknowledging them, worrying about them, and not dismissing them.

    … He also sucks with the ladies and, rightly, thinks that no one wants to be his friend. My own isolation is a bit more about problems in my head than about an unattractively uptight personality, but I still definitely relate.

    While I was searching for Walky, Jason was my #2 pick. They both speak to different, even opposite, sides of me. I am strongly tempted to call off the search here and now.

    But… Jason’s not enough of a goofball to completely represent me.

    I think I want to have a Walky Grav AND a Jason Grav, and be able to switch them up to reflect the mood of any given post. That would be PERFECT. So the search will continue, but I will definitely retain this hash.

    Jason is a very, very good find. Thank you, Grav Roulette, from the bottom of my heart.

    • magicallady
      magicallady
      July 16, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

      😀

    • Jon Rich
      Jon Rich
      July 16, 2016 at 1:35 am | #

      That was awesome.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 16, 2016 at 1:56 am | #

      You gave a Cerberus style post, for a randomly assigned Gravatar pic. I don’t know if I should be scared or impressed.

      • magicallady
        magicallady
        July 16, 2016 at 2:04 am | #

        no reason you cant be both

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          July 16, 2016 at 2:22 am | #

          Good to know.

          • magicallady
            magicallady
            July 16, 2016 at 2:34 am | #

            😀

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        July 16, 2016 at 3:48 am | #

        I’m impressed!

  23. Kim
    Kim
    July 16, 2016 at 12:41 am | #

    Looove Dina’s pose in the first panel.

  24. StClair
    StClair
    July 16, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

    I wonder if the next strip is going to start with a “However…”

  25. tyler strahan
    tyler strahan
    July 16, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

    i talk like dina when im new around someone, or uncomfortable. a classmate said i spoke like how books are written. its that or strong new jersey slang. no middle ground

  26. TheAnonymousGuy
    TheAnonymousGuy
    July 16, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

    Amazi-girl the movie trailer 2

    V O: this fall, one woman will rise

    amazi-girl: hey you!

    V O: to protect the city

    Amazi-girl: breaking and entering is illegal

    V O: and bongo about nerd stuff

    Amazi-girl: Also you put star scream next to the autobots when he’s clearly marked with a decepticon logo.

    criminal: fuck transformers!

    amazi girl punches the robber and puts the toy in its proper place.

    V O: however when a new challenger steps into the ring she’ll have to be on her toes

    Drunk biker: hey hottie. (starts stroking sals but)

    Sal: (stabs the bikers hand through the table and puts a cigarette out in the wound)

    shows flashes of sal fighting bikers, shows sal kick a biker off his bike and shot another.

    flashes to amazi-girl and sal in the middle of the street.

    amazi-girl: who are you? what are you doing here?

    sal: (shoots a guy running up on amazi-girl) a better job than you.

    Becky: this biker chick is big news.

    danny: you know I worry about you when you put that mask on.

    amber: (hands him a needle) just sow me up.

    Crime boss: Wait, I didn’t want to kill your brother but-

    sal shoots the crime boss.

    walky: you know I get the idea something really bads about to happen

    Que epic music, show space cannon

    Fez: the great fez will use space lazer to make al girls horny for fez.

    Becky: NOOOOOO!

    coming to a theater near you this fall.

    Amazi-girl spins around and punches the screen, cut to black.

    September 22
    all rights reserved by sony pictures and DW comics
    buy your tickets online at http://www.lazyprick.com/movie

    • TheAnonymousGuy
      TheAnonymousGuy
      July 16, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

      not a real website, it’s a joke. I don’t know why it made it a link.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        July 16, 2016 at 12:55 am | #

        Because the parser can’t tell the difference between a properly formatted fake link and a real one.

      • davidbreslin101
        davidbreslin101
        July 16, 2016 at 11:18 am | #

        Rule 34 says it will be registered within HOURS.

    • Jon Rich
      Jon Rich
      July 16, 2016 at 1:37 am | #

      Now I really, really want to see this movie.

      • magicallady
        magicallady
        July 16, 2016 at 1:43 am | #

        who would be cast as ruth?

        • TheAnonymousGuy
          TheAnonymousGuy
          July 16, 2016 at 1:45 am | #

          it’s just supposed to be the characters as themselves

          • magicallady
            magicallady
            July 16, 2016 at 1:49 am | #

            got it

            • Clif
              Clif
              July 16, 2016 at 10:22 pm | #

              Casting Ruth as Ruth wouldn’t work at all. It just wouldn’t be believable. She’s comes across as much too nice to play Ruth. She’s Canadian for crying out loud.

  27. Kay
    Kay
    July 16, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

    Awwwwwwwwwwww.

  28. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    July 16, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

    I wonder how Dina will react when Amber inevitably comes up with excuses to continue to avoid everyone.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 16, 2016 at 12:58 am | #

      I’m guessing since she’s said “I’ll talk with Ethan tomorrow” she might be willing to contact him and reach out if Amber’s getting worrisomely reclusive. But we’ll see.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        July 16, 2016 at 1:14 am | #

        One hopes so, but even people who are fully capable of, and comfortable with, reading other people’s emotional states, and don’t have issues with people ignoring other people’s agency due to different mental states, often fail to intervene in situations like this.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          July 16, 2016 at 5:55 am | #

          I dunno, I’m optimistic.

          Dina seems to be aware of Amber’s dissociation and is now expressing concern that she shouldn’t be letting Amber stay alone. If this were to continue tomorrow then Dina would have evidence that she probably needs to intervene, and that Danny and Ethan were right to be concerned about her.

          • Clif
            Clif
            July 16, 2016 at 10:25 pm | #

            Or maybe when Amber says I don’t want to deal with it today, but I should be able to tommorow, that’s actually the case.

      • StClair
        StClair
        July 16, 2016 at 3:50 am | #

        “Just a sec, killing spiders.”

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 16, 2016 at 10:25 pm | #

          Gaming nerds. Am I right?

  29. Regalli
    Regalli
    July 16, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

    *Scrolls up to first comment thread*

    *Pauses, then aggressively flaps at people complaining about Dina not using contractions*

    Anyway, good old “Yes I know they’re concerned but I can’t handle them right now so I’ll put it off until tomorrow”. Been there. Done that. And then when you’re not up to peopleing tomorrow, it gets… fun.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 16, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

      Also, glad Dina is very much catching on to “Okay, this many people is worrying” and will probably be there to call her on it if she’s not up for peopleing tomorrow. I probably could have used the roommate to intercede before I went full anxiety lockdown, honestly.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        July 16, 2016 at 6:20 am | #

        Yeah. It’s bad because Amber needs to be deal with the breakup without relying on Amazi-Girl, but trying to lock everyone out for a day because she’s fuming isn’t really that terrible a move.

        She’s taking Dina’s concern to heart, I think. She makes it clear that tomorrow she’ll talk to Ethan, but right now she just wants to be alone, and that’s a pretty natural reaction for me when I get into modes.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 16, 2016 at 2:02 am | #

      Flaps?

      At least she does identify a possible issue, and wants to help, along an escalating path. If Amber gets worse today, or isn’t better tomorrow, I figure Dina has a few people she’d be reaching out for assistance.

      • davidbreslin101
        davidbreslin101
        July 16, 2016 at 11:21 am | #

        Flaps? An entirely sensible reaction. I am currently in self-imposed exile from Facebook to stop myself ranting in situations where I’d’ve been better off flailing at the air in dismay and switching my computer off.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm | #

        Form of stimming where you flap your hands up and down like a bird. Commonly associated with autism. I don’t usually use that method myself but sometimes I just really need to assert my “I exist and am perfectly fine on my own terms, so THERE”-ness.

        And yeah, I’ve got hope that if things do start a negative feedback loop Dina has the resources and awareness to try and intervene.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          July 17, 2016 at 1:20 am | #

          Is…it just your hands or are your arms involved? Though I probably have some weird stimming as well, I just can’t picture it. Well, one I can. I can only pace in a counter-clockwise motion. And when under stress I can only walk around objects the same way, even if it’s quicker to go the other way. Maybe not stimming.

  30. Some1
    Some1
    July 16, 2016 at 1:16 am | #

    well I did my own sexy Dumbing of Age drawing

    http://imgur.com/Q3C9NfV

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      July 16, 2016 at 1:52 am | #

      Yotomoe:” Are you trying to steal my job?!”

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 16, 2016 at 2:37 am | #

      A solid attempt. I don’t think Yotomoe is worried though.

  31. Bad Monkey
    Bad Monkey
    July 16, 2016 at 1:22 am | #

    I don’t see her lack of contractions as an issue. I don’t see it as a possible future diagnosis. I see it as a quirk of who she is. If it helps, she’s in good company.

  32. Bad Monkey
    Bad Monkey
    July 16, 2016 at 1:24 am | #

    Okay. I obviously did that wrong. I haven’t tried to add a link in these comments very often. I was simply referencing the wonderful Miss Faye Whitaker.

    • Uncertainty Moth
      Uncertainty Moth
      July 16, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

      Who, of course, now contracts her coworker’s name

  33. Palamdrone
    Palamdrone
    July 16, 2016 at 3:03 am | #

    Amber: Good, now get under the desk and service me.

    Next Slipshine title: Acceptable Requests!

  34. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 16, 2016 at 3:47 am | #

    Amber seem to have acquired pants. And she is in Dina’s company and writes horrible fanfic instead of being outside doing horrible things as Amaziegirl. This is somewhat positive!

    • Lurlock
      Lurlock
      July 16, 2016 at 9:23 am | #

      I think she was just wearing shorts the whole time. In the previous panel, we only see her legs from knees down. In this one, we only see her hips. There’s no contradiction.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        July 16, 2016 at 10:12 am | #

        Not in my headcanon, she didn’t. Obviously she scrambled to put on pants while Dina discussed taxonomy with Ethan.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        July 16, 2016 at 7:25 pm | #

        There’s no contradiction.
        I read this as “There’s no contraction.”

        Because that would be a contradiction right here!

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          July 17, 2016 at 1:58 am | #

          Don’t blame you there. The word ‘contraction’ appears 44 times (counting this one with it). Popular subject on this page.

  35. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    July 16, 2016 at 4:57 am | #

    Panel four Amber is basically me, every day 😐

  36. Emily
    Emily
    July 16, 2016 at 5:42 am | #

    Amber I highly doubt you can even remember the last time you wanted to deal with anything.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 16, 2016 at 6:03 am | #

      It’s mostly because Amber thinks she’s incapable of dealing with things because she’s convinced she’s inherently violent and worthless, and that every mistake she makes is more proof to that thought process and why she needs Amazi-Girl to be angry for her.

  37. Mx Miki
    Mx Miki
    July 16, 2016 at 8:04 am | #

    I stop using contractions when I am stressed, or having a bad mental day. When I am like that, speech patterns tend to fall apart and I have trouble making myself understood. On really bad days, I just can’t put sentences together at all.

  38. hof1991
    hof1991
    July 16, 2016 at 8:42 am | #

    Contractions are the least of it. Dina even stand and walks formally.

    I read her last statement as “I will do this but you are aware this it might not be in your best interest”

  39. Falling Star
    Falling Star
    July 16, 2016 at 8:46 am | #

    Fair.

  40. Fishie
    Fishie
    July 16, 2016 at 8:55 am | #

    My SO has Asperger’s/spectrumy NOS and I fell over when Dina first came into the comic because she’s SO MUCH LIKE him, voice patterns and all. Dinos aren’t his thing and he does use contractions – the cadence and literalness though! He started reading the comic too and Dina is his favorite. He says she’s relatable. So whether or not she’s meant to be autistic, I think she’s an awesome character in terms of her portrayal of a non-neurotypical, and her strengths as a person are the ones I love in my SO, too, which is cool.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 17, 2016 at 1:55 am | #

      Agreed.

  41. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    July 16, 2016 at 9:17 am | #

    I love Dina’s hoodie; it was my understanding that everyone had heard.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

  42. Jaxx Sentinel
    Jaxx Sentinel
    July 16, 2016 at 2:15 pm | #

    Famous last words Dina

  43. xibmer
    xibmer
    July 16, 2016 at 2:55 pm | #

    1. The main punctuation mark in Burn’s poetry is the apostrophe.
    Ye ca’na write scottish poetry wi’out it.

    2. IBM Documentation standards say avoid contractions (because contractions make it harder for translators).

    3. So I guess its hard to find a good translation of Burns in Japanese.

    • davidbreslin101
      davidbreslin101
      July 16, 2016 at 4:08 pm | #

      So it should translate well into French. And even better into French comics, which have all the contractions from formal written French plus dozens of informal slangy ones. I’ve seen pages where the dialogue was about 33% apostrophes.

    • John
      John
      July 16, 2016 at 10:20 pm | #

      As a former IBM contractor, I have to say that “recommended by IBM documentation standards” is a pretty strong encouragement to do otherwise.

      This page intentionally left blank.

      See 23C-OO054 “Hardware Guide to Comments” p. G-17.

  44. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    July 16, 2016 at 6:19 pm | #

    Is Amber going to get upset at Dina saying that she saved Becky, rather than Amazi-Girl doing it?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 16, 2016 at 6:34 pm | #

      It’s actually not that clear how far Amber’s dissociation has gotten. I think it’s all but outright stated that she has DID, but we don’t know how Amber assigns things between her alters.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 16, 2016 at 10:32 pm | #

        Or indeed if she actually has alters as such.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          July 16, 2016 at 10:42 pm | #

          I mean, I think at this point it can’t not be DID.

          Like, that last line Amazi-Girl had about how Sal had “taken her sanity, my dignity, and our Danny,” how Amber’s PTSD over Sal caused her to immediately become Amazi-Girl; who responds to Danny calling her Amber by telling him that he’s wrong to refer to her as such, she gets angry at Danny for kissing her when she’s Amber because he dates Amazi-Girl and Amber isn’t her, and then she talks about how Amber thought she was going to die but couldn’t stop because it wasn’t her who was hurt, it was Amazi-Girl, and Amazi-Girl can’t stop.

          The way I’m seeing it is that Amazi-Girl is approaching the same ideas as Anti-Joyce from It’s Walky! in that she’s the literalization of repressed emotion, only because it’s a more grounded universe that manifests as Dissociative Identity Disorder rather than being a sex-hungry clone.

        • trlkly
          trlkly
          July 16, 2016 at 10:51 pm | #

          I guess it depends on your definition of “alter.” If you mean fully dissociated states, with the included memory problems, then we’ve not seen that.

          However, she definitely treats AG and Amber as two different people. Heck, the whole reason for the question is that she has gotten upset when that separation was not maintained by others. She’s even at times said she’s afraid of what AG will do. She maintains that Amber beat up her dad, not AG, despite being in costume.

          Plus then there’s the meta stuff, like the rosy cheeks and the different tags, which also do not only correspond to when she is in costume.

          Since she does actually switch, I personally consider them alters.

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      July 16, 2016 at 10:37 pm | #

      She didn’t freak out about such comments before. This is isn’t even the first time that Dina has thanked her.

      But I also noticed that she didn’t dissociate Amazi-Girl as much, either. Amber talked about getting some “aggression” out by doing AG things.

      There are two possibilities in my mind–she dissociates more when she’s angry or scared or she dissociates more. Probably both.

      If we see her react negatively to this, I would definitely consider that she had gotten worse.

      • trlkly
        trlkly
        July 16, 2016 at 10:53 pm | #

        Edit:

        There are two possibilities in my mind–she dissociates more when she’s angry or scared, or she’s been dissociating more over time due to her psychological state getting worse. Probably some of both.

        If we see her react negatively to this, I would definitely consider that she had gotten significantly worse.

  45. Orion Fury
    Orion Fury
    July 17, 2016 at 1:21 am | #

    Odd, I thought I had a top level comment on this page.

  46. HiiroArana79
    HiiroArana79
    July 17, 2016 at 12:17 pm | #

    Amber’s chair looks ergonomically sound. I think Willis explained it in an earlier strip.

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