today in #9chickweedlane i learned that, yes, lolly is so edda 2.0 that she's even wearing her mother's wedding dress as she gets married to Her Dad (But Taller)
online transformers collectors: i hope ss86 megatron doesn't have big ol' treads on his back!!!
ss86 megatron: *treads fold up inside the legs*
online transformers collectors: HIS LEGS ARE TOO CHUNKY >>>:((((
the big disconnect that happens here is between the correct message for D politicians (especially in red states), which is “you’re right, this isn’t who you are, you’re better than that, vote differently next time”
and the actual truth, which is yes you did, fuck you
Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
Ferric Fang@fangferric.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
"ESPECIALLY willa!"
"dad, has it come to mind yet that if i was correct, actually, about belle being cuckoo for murderpuffs, that she was in fact trying to kill me, your human daughter, all this time"
"sorry, still only really care about the fish"
fuck Target's sad beige pride. You don't have to like rainbows to be loud and proud; AND you can support a currently-unemployed trans artist! (many more at link) www.teepublic.com/user/chekhov...
Rolling Stone is one of the few news outlets that know how to write headlines.
Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com ⋅ 3d
Report: Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn’t Pee Right
The New York Times reports that the billionaire experienced some negative effects from frequent drug use while stumping for Trump last year
I was imagining the TARDIS noise, myself.
Vworp vworp vworp…
I thought the same thing … or a Star Trek Transporter noise
Or maybe that’s not a hat.. and shes some sort of alien chameleon mutant.
Her hat’s bigger on the inside. Perhaps Sexy isn’t the last Tardis!
…this one’s chameleon drive works.
Bwahaha thats fricken awesome
I don’t see anything.
Fine.
Have your TARDIS noise version.
Don’t worry about all the effort I went to making my own sound effect…
(i.e. about 10 seconds of ‘effort’).