But does it go into explicit detail about the fuckin’ like Solomon does? I haven’t actually read all of Ezekiel, but you just mentioned one chapter. SoS is a whole book about bangin’.
Again, it’s about monogamous sexual love. DoA Joyce wouldn’t consider that dirty, no matter how much of the book was full of it.
Ezekiel 23 is a metaphorical story about two sisters who seek anonymous sex with multinational gross dudes. It uses colorful language to describe the quality of these dudes’ semen.
So, yes. I have paid attention to the Song of Solomon. Everyone who’s even heard of the Bible knows about the Song of Solomon. It’s not the dirtiest thing in the Bible. It’s not even A dirty thing in the Bible. It’s a husband talking about how much he loves his wife, in physical terms. So, yes, it’s dirty if you think married sex is dirty. Joyce doesn’t, but I guess you do?
Personally, I’ve always had a love/hate thing going with Genesis 19: 30-36. It’s where Lot’s daughters got him drunk to impregnate them because they thought that he was the last man on Earth. I’ve always felt weird about those verses.
My 1yr old son is named Ezekiel… particularly because the book of Ezekiel was so wierd. We wanted something biblical without going for “John, mark, james, etc”
there is a very poorly edited commercial on tv that shows A Mom starting her day and she goes in to wake up her kid for school and as the kid begins to wake up it cuts to a closeup of someone spraying Raid at an unseen target. it really looks like some kid getting got with bug spray
Remember when Blockbuster Video gave a dude so many late fees he decided we should all borrow DVDs in the mail and then destroy the entire cable industry and shove a weird hot metal spike up the movie industry's keister for both better and worse?
Anyway, never underestimate the power of spite.
in today's strip, i left joe's eyebrows connected in the middle, like they used to be rendered back in Roomies!, because it tickled me
have little a roomies! expression, as a treat
Earlier this month at TFN I saw the amazing TF None panel by @chrismcfeely.bsky.social & @jimsorenson.bsky.social and I absolutely fell in love with the proposed version of Megatron. So after a little paint and 3d printing, I'm very excited to reveal my custom Negator!
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:
‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned we're rerunning the week of strips where Edda strips a critic on stage during a performance, which definitely should've landed her in prison.
Fun thing about reading the DC x Sonic comics is that it’s interspersed with these ads for other DC comics that I have zero context for. Why is Batman shouting “hush” while dealing with a nosebleed? I’ll never know.
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
She does know she is dress as a pagan, right?
“Pagan?” St. Nicholas is an actual Catholic saint and is the main source (with other sources) of the Santa Claus legend.
A more pertinent question is whether she knows she’s dressing as a Catholic.
Joyce is kind of young. We try not to secularize her.
You are my favorites.
I try, Willis. ::dons blood diamond tiara::
*Backstabs Vic! Perfecto for buying blood diamonds*
To spare me further stabbings:
http://cricridb.tumblr.com/post/3363958555/annie-what-does-it-mean-pierce-what-you-mean
(since apparently this is like, the one Community clip that HASN’T been uploaded as a video)
Aren’t elves magical, ungodly creatures? Hmm…
Um. Could we please get this on cards in your store? To actually send out for next Christmas? I would purchase!
I was thinking about it! I probably will.
Heh. Ezekiel. Right.
Someone hasn’t paid attention to the Song of Solomon
I was just wondering what Joyce would think of the Song of Solomon XD
Dude, Song of Solomon is about loving monogamy!
Ezekiel 23 is about gang-banging prostitutes.
But does it go into explicit detail about the fuckin’ like Solomon does? I haven’t actually read all of Ezekiel, but you just mentioned one chapter. SoS is a whole book about bangin’.
Again, it’s about monogamous sexual love. DoA Joyce wouldn’t consider that dirty, no matter how much of the book was full of it.
Ezekiel 23 is a metaphorical story about two sisters who seek anonymous sex with multinational gross dudes. It uses colorful language to describe the quality of these dudes’ semen.
So, yes. I have paid attention to the Song of Solomon. Everyone who’s even heard of the Bible knows about the Song of Solomon. It’s not the dirtiest thing in the Bible. It’s not even A dirty thing in the Bible. It’s a husband talking about how much he loves his wife, in physical terms. So, yes, it’s dirty if you think married sex is dirty. Joyce doesn’t, but I guess you do?
Barney Stimson agrees with Jetstream…
ONE of his wives, anyway. ;~)
Ehhhh, Song of Solomon wasn’t actually written by Solomon.
(Though Joyce probably believes it is.)
Personally, I’ve always had a love/hate thing going with Genesis 19: 30-36. It’s where Lot’s daughters got him drunk to impregnate them because they thought that he was the last man on Earth. I’ve always felt weird about those verses.
Yeah, that story kind of goes pretty far out of its way to imply that Lot’s line of people are all inbred. It’s a pretty long walk.
Joyce exposing some bare shoulder to celebrate the birth of our Lord!? Now I’ve seen it all!
Actually, you have not seen it all. Far from it. You’d probably have to resort to fanart for that.
I appreciate the subtle implications of your avatar for this comment, btw.
Fanart doesn’t really do it for me like when the official artist does it.
Oddly enough until very recently my Gravatar was Roz.
at least she isn’t showing off her navel.
My 1yr old son is named Ezekiel… particularly because the book of Ezekiel was so wierd. We wanted something biblical without going for “John, mark, james, etc”
Ohh very nice! Looks kind of Bruce Timmy