But does it go into explicit detail about the fuckin’ like Solomon does? I haven’t actually read all of Ezekiel, but you just mentioned one chapter. SoS is a whole book about bangin’.
Again, it’s about monogamous sexual love. DoA Joyce wouldn’t consider that dirty, no matter how much of the book was full of it.
Ezekiel 23 is a metaphorical story about two sisters who seek anonymous sex with multinational gross dudes. It uses colorful language to describe the quality of these dudes’ semen.
So, yes. I have paid attention to the Song of Solomon. Everyone who’s even heard of the Bible knows about the Song of Solomon. It’s not the dirtiest thing in the Bible. It’s not even A dirty thing in the Bible. It’s a husband talking about how much he loves his wife, in physical terms. So, yes, it’s dirty if you think married sex is dirty. Joyce doesn’t, but I guess you do?
Personally, I’ve always had a love/hate thing going with Genesis 19: 30-36. It’s where Lot’s daughters got him drunk to impregnate them because they thought that he was the last man on Earth. I’ve always felt weird about those verses.
My 1yr old son is named Ezekiel… particularly because the book of Ezekiel was so wierd. We wanted something biblical without going for “John, mark, james, etc”
I hope Josh Johnson is given The Daily Show and is allowed to rebuild it from scratch in his own image just like Jon Stewart got to do in 99.
He has built his own groundbreaking form of topical comedy, and imitating the style of others is something he is great at, but better than.
thinking about how mario's head has stayed the exact same size his entire life, while princess peach's head has shrunk on its way into adulthood
David M Willis!@damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
do you think Mario, Luigi, and the Princesses have, like, existential crises about the baby versions of themselves also just casually being next to them in all the races
like I would be having ego death right now, not leaping triumphantly
do you think Mario, Luigi, and the Princesses have, like, existential crises about the baby versions of themselves also just casually being next to them in all the races
like I would be having ego death right now, not leaping triumphantly
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Good news for the people still circulating this post: it is now a real t-shirt you can purchase and wear to let the world know you take responsibility for the actions of fictional characters:
The Emotion Engine@emotion-engine.bsky.social ⋅ 9d
Normally I’d let this sort of thing just die out but an alarming amount of you have asked where you can buy this and my wife had to have an emergency surgery the day before I made this, so here is my chance to live the American Dream (selling print-on-demand shirts to pay down medical debt)
The Emotion Engine@emotion-engine.bsky.social ⋅ 13d
Working on a t-shirt to sell to the weird people that show up in your mentions every time you talk about enjoying something that has crime or impure thought in it.
Someone leaked the entire unreleased Micronauts animated series to archive.org
All 52 episodes
Yes they FULLY FINISHED a Micronauts cartoon in the early 2020s and mothballed it
Vangelus@vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tested ep1 of Micronauts, skipped to the credits so I could see every name of every crew member who put in so much work with the expectation that anybody would ever see the thing they did as part of their vocation in a creative field, working in service of what should be a reliable client & partner
tested ep1 of Micronauts, skipped to the credits so I could see every name of every crew member who put in so much work with the expectation that anybody would ever see the thing they did as part of their vocation in a creative field, working in service of what should be a reliable client & partner
admittedly, i might be arriving at a little annoyance on behalf of anyone responded to ever with "WELL it's not called SMARTING of age" because that's become a lot, i think the fork might be in that one, it's done
today in #9chickweedlane i learned that "how to lie" is not, actually, achieved by cupping the balls, despite the evidence of the entirety of the first panel, but by some other giant pile of words i guess, tl;dr
“It’s not me who’s a bigot,” they always argue. “I’m fine with all you people. But the rest of the electorate is full of bigots, on whose behalf I will now speak”
The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein@fklein907.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.
OK democrats shutting down congress by attaching Epstein amendments to everything is pretty funny
Aaron Fritschner@fritschner.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Politico & Punchbowl report House Republican leadership is shutting down the Rules Committee - which is essential for moving party-line bills on the floor - for the week rather than vote on Democratic amendments on the Epstein files.
Dems have effectively halted Republican legislation in the House:
Josh Johnson is brilliant and I’m happy for him and wish him the world
Josh Johnson@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.
It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.
I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
She does know she is dress as a pagan, right?
“Pagan?” St. Nicholas is an actual Catholic saint and is the main source (with other sources) of the Santa Claus legend.
A more pertinent question is whether she knows she’s dressing as a Catholic.
Joyce is kind of young. We try not to secularize her.
You are my favorites.
I try, Willis. ::dons blood diamond tiara::
*Backstabs Vic! Perfecto for buying blood diamonds*
To spare me further stabbings:
http://cricridb.tumblr.com/post/3363958555/annie-what-does-it-mean-pierce-what-you-mean
(since apparently this is like, the one Community clip that HASN’T been uploaded as a video)
Aren’t elves magical, ungodly creatures? Hmm…
Um. Could we please get this on cards in your store? To actually send out for next Christmas? I would purchase!
I was thinking about it! I probably will.
Heh. Ezekiel. Right.
Someone hasn’t paid attention to the Song of Solomon
I was just wondering what Joyce would think of the Song of Solomon XD
Dude, Song of Solomon is about loving monogamy!
Ezekiel 23 is about gang-banging prostitutes.
But does it go into explicit detail about the fuckin’ like Solomon does? I haven’t actually read all of Ezekiel, but you just mentioned one chapter. SoS is a whole book about bangin’.
Again, it’s about monogamous sexual love. DoA Joyce wouldn’t consider that dirty, no matter how much of the book was full of it.
Ezekiel 23 is a metaphorical story about two sisters who seek anonymous sex with multinational gross dudes. It uses colorful language to describe the quality of these dudes’ semen.
So, yes. I have paid attention to the Song of Solomon. Everyone who’s even heard of the Bible knows about the Song of Solomon. It’s not the dirtiest thing in the Bible. It’s not even A dirty thing in the Bible. It’s a husband talking about how much he loves his wife, in physical terms. So, yes, it’s dirty if you think married sex is dirty. Joyce doesn’t, but I guess you do?
Barney Stimson agrees with Jetstream…
ONE of his wives, anyway. ;~)
Ehhhh, Song of Solomon wasn’t actually written by Solomon.
(Though Joyce probably believes it is.)
Personally, I’ve always had a love/hate thing going with Genesis 19: 30-36. It’s where Lot’s daughters got him drunk to impregnate them because they thought that he was the last man on Earth. I’ve always felt weird about those verses.
Yeah, that story kind of goes pretty far out of its way to imply that Lot’s line of people are all inbred. It’s a pretty long walk.
Joyce exposing some bare shoulder to celebrate the birth of our Lord!? Now I’ve seen it all!
Actually, you have not seen it all. Far from it. You’d probably have to resort to fanart for that.
I appreciate the subtle implications of your avatar for this comment, btw.
Fanart doesn’t really do it for me like when the official artist does it.
Oddly enough until very recently my Gravatar was Roz.
at least she isn’t showing off her navel.
My 1yr old son is named Ezekiel… particularly because the book of Ezekiel was so wierd. We wanted something biblical without going for “John, mark, james, etc”
Ohh very nice! Looks kind of Bruce Timmy