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It’s good to see that Walky keeps his priorities in order.
there’s silly old attempted rape and assult and then there are more important things, like revolutionary pants!
I don’t know what other people think is important, but a good pair of pants can be very hard to find sometimes.
A revolution in your pants!
I have some jeans with a fleece lining inside and I felt the same way Walky did I had to have them they are the best
You felt like Walky… In Your Pants!
Better than feeling Walky in your pants.
The Revolution will not be delayed! It’s polite enough to wait while you deal with pressing emotional and legal issues, but should there be any lulls in the conversation, it’s right there in your face.
All I want is pants! A revolutionary pair of pants!
God knows his feelings on Pajama Jeans just like how he knows Joyce’s feelings on Sour Cream and Onion.
He waited his turn. They finished. Walky shouldn’t have to apologize for letting woman know of this wonderful thing he can’t wear. He said “live vicariously,” which means through another person’s experience. Walky’s the ultimate humanitarian (since the did vigilante the guy into his place).
*women, not woman in line 2
that really is the best way to live through someone…
yes, through their pants.
…there’s an innuendo in there that i’m too tired to see, isn’t there…?
There’s ALWAYS an innuendo.
In-your-endo!
…Shut up, I’m sleepy.
SLEEP DEPRIVATION; THE NEMESIS OF INNUENDOS EVERYWHERE!!
Adding length.
Ha Ha, Double entendre!!
wangs.
And dames.
At least he’s honest. Maybe he’ll get to see one of them in the pants. And get them out of them. With his penis.
One of them is his sister.
And?…
Possibly his identical twin sister. A splitting egg could have one half lose the y-chromosome and result in a boy and girl who are otherwise genetically identical. It’s not incest, it’s xxxtreme masturbation.
I somehow pictured xxxtreme masturbation to involve BASE jumping or something like that.
Fraternal twins are not “otherwise identical.”
RIght, that’s what isaidcandleja was saying. Sal and Walky are, reasonably, assumed to be fraternal twins. But they could have originated in the same way that identical twins typically do (one fertilized egg splitting into two individuals), if one of the eggs suffered some chromosomal damage that caused it to develop as female instead of male. Sal would be genetically identical to Walky, except for chromosome pair 23. She’d also have Turner Syndrome. There’s zero textual evidence for this, but it’s biologically possible.
But what if Walky has Klinefelter syndrome, in which case the damage would result in Sal having normalized chromosome pairs while Walky suffers from an increased affinity for pajama jeans.
It makes sense, even if the odds of it happening are only 1 in 10. The odds that I made up that statistic are only 11 in 10.
Using the data on both conditions on wikipedia, it’s more likely one in a hundred million to one in a billion. That assumes that both conditions could coexist in a set of identical twins…
Before today, I thought Joe was the best avatar for a perverted comment. You have proven me wrong.
Several people on this comments section have already, in the past, referred to that as “wincest.”
What does this have to do with the Winchesters?
I am very okay with that. Also Deanstiel.
What kind of man wants to get ladies INTO their jeans?
Walky, that’s who.
(Chorus) WALKY!
Walky: The New Shaft.
Can you dig it?
That walky is one baaad mutha-
Shut your FAAAAAAACE!
We’re just talkin’ ’bout Walky!
We can dig it.
Be a man and order the damn jeans yourself.
And what will he say to the whoever it is he will face when he does it, hmm? I’m pretty sure the “I’m buying it for my girlfriend” is not going to hold up. Besides, it’s kinda awkward for a guy to buy women’s clothing.
Actually, based on this, he wants his female friends to have comfy pants and live vicariously through them rather than wear the pants himself. Apparently he cannot wear girly pants himself.
He just needs to say that he isn’t ready to go into full drag yet, so he wants to get these pants as a safer alternative.
Or he could order them over the internet, thus eliminating any face-to-face interaction.
But where is the drama?
It’s over there, in a box.
No, the tag is in whatever building Galasso didn’t buy to start Shortpacked!
women’s sizes are all but impossible to understand though. and on top of that, the things may not even fit properly, being made for women and all. but i wouldn’t be surprised if that last point mattered too much to him.
Walky just wants to get into their pants. Even his sister’s.
Who doesn’t wear any.
What’s the word I’m looking for here? Oh right, awkward.
Wait, Sal has been pantsless this entire time?
Yes. Yes she has.
Oh God, I’m going to answer questions with a Phineas and Ferb reference for the rest of my life, aren’t I?
Yes, yes you are.
No, no im not.
aren’t you a little old for a Phineas and Ferb reference?
No, no we’re not.
Say, where’s Perry?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
doo be doo be doo, be doo be doo be doo be–A-GENT P!!!!!!!
Actually I have no clue who they are. : lD
Thus meeting her fanservice quota for this quarter.
Wait, there’s a fanservice quota for this webcomic?
Every webcomic has a fanservice quota. Shortpacked’s is filled by lesbians, Dumbing of Age’s by Sal’s lack of pants.
IIRC, yes but I don’t know what is the quota for this webcomic.
FAAAAAACES!
It hasn’t been met.
Sal has met hers for now, now it is the other characters who have yet to meet theirs.
the way Joyce is sitting in that chair is inspiring perverse sexual lust… admittedly under the character’s current circumstances that’s creeping me out thus negating the fan service.
I bet you’d just love to be her shadow right now.
Suitable comment coming from THAT avatar!
Has the power of her pantslessness had an effect on you?
No, not the ENTIRE time. Just since Walky was watching the Pajama Jeans commercial. Unless she constantly has a hologram/illusion covering her lower half when she’s not in her dorm room.
I think any possible chance for the relationships between Sarah and Joyce to get sappy just went down the drain. It’s at least gonna take them a few steps back now.
Or just more roofies.
Woo, dorm rocking-desk-chair thingies!
Haha, Walky you’re going to have to order the pants yourself now.
or
Guess what Walky’s getting for Christmas.
*Plays David Bowie’s “Jean Genie” in the background*
So THIS is how Walky and Joyce get together in this universe.
Alien invasion, pants fetish. It takes unusual circumstances to say the least.
So…. Sal just let Joyce agree to let a KNOWN date rapist get away with it.
…. Not cool.
Acting too far after the fact only makes it a waste of time and energy.
He isn’t a “known” date rapist, just an attempted one. It is possible he is too inept to have ever finished his crimes.
You’re missing the point, here: now Walky can order Pajama Jeans.
your gravatar makes that comment funnier.
At least he still believes in justice!
Okay, even I think that joke is in poor taste for this particular strip, but Willis opened the door with Walky’s ridiculous obsession with pajama jeans.
At least he still believes in pants!
Yes, that is much better.
That’s right Walky, go wild.
And the question ‘What exactly was Walky going to do regarding Pyjama Jeans’ is finally answered!
Let’s imagine Walky gets his wish.
Now, every time you wear those pants, Walky will be there. Watching fondly.
Well, now I just have to buy some. Just so I can feel I’ve made someone happy every time I wear them. Even if it is just an imaginary character.
This plan is awesome because no matter who orders them, it’s going to be another year of strips before that person gets it in the mail.
Ba-zing
Yes Joyce, trust the decisions making process of a girl who spent several years in a boarding school after being arrested for knocking over convenient stores, and who spent a week’s time climbing 3 story buildings so as to sneak into a room to avoid her roommate for reasons still left vague. Surely here opinion will lead you true…
And Walky… thank you for lightening the mood, with your horribly inappropriate desires.
You’re forgetting: Sal rides a motorcycle. Her decision making is just too cool and a,axing to be wrong.
“amazing”‘ not a,axing. She’s saving the a,axing for Ryan.
Good job with the sensitivity Walky.
Walky wants to see someone. In the PAAAAAAAAAAANTS.
if walky orders these things online, the wait for them to arrive is going to be unbearable. it’ll be even worse than calvin and his propeller beanie.
…aaand then they killed him.
Oh man, I just love that back shot of Sal in the third panel. Very nice work sir.
She certainly has allot of hair…
Yes, I sure love that shot of her hair blocking her ass.
From the back, Sal looks like Cousin It.
If only you had that avatar when Sal opened the door for Walky…
Let me restate it. Walky is the best character.
“If thou at all take thy neighbor’s garment to pledge, thou shalt restore it unto him before the sun goeth down:”
Exodus 22:26