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by David M Willis on November 10, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Pajama Jeans
└ Tags: dorothy, walky

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  1. G.S.Mercs
    G.S.Mercs
    November 10, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    Awww, she thinks she can actually teach Walky to be less creepy 😀 That’s absolutely adorable and completely naive

    • NCP19
      NCP19
      November 10, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

      It’s the DOA equivalent to My Fair Lady/Pygmalion.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 10, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

        Repeat after me, “The cocaine from Spain mainly affects the brain.”

        • sir buzzkillington III
          sir buzzkillington III
          November 10, 2011 at 1:45 am | #

          okay, that comment went from funny to terrifying when i saw your avatar.
          those eyes…

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            November 10, 2011 at 1:58 am | #

            My Calice ava makes everything I say more sinister.

        • turkishproverb
          turkishproverb
          November 10, 2011 at 4:02 am | #

          Ok, Now I love you.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            November 10, 2011 at 4:38 pm | #

            I love you too… a good, clean love… without utensils. 😀

            (bonus points for knowing reference)

            • Doctor_Who
              Doctor_Who
              November 10, 2011 at 7:35 pm | #

              Naked Gun.
              *rolls around in pile of bonus points like Scrooge McDuck*

      • Originalslugboy
        Originalslugboy
        November 10, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

        Pantsmalion?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 10, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

          I have heard of stone-WASHED jeans but I have never heard of stone-CARVED jeans.

        • Mancuso
          Mancuso
          November 10, 2011 at 5:40 am | #

          Nerdmalion! Freakmalion? Dibs on Geekmalion!!

        • Bekah
          Bekah
          November 10, 2011 at 9:01 pm | #

          This comment made me think of something completely awesome and completely unrelated.

          I won’t spam a link here, but I will advise everyone to google the word Poop and follow the first youtube link you see.

    • Joraiem
      Joraiem
      November 10, 2011 at 11:54 am | #

      Oh come on, Walky can be fixed. He isn’t nearly as hopeless as my roommate.

      He got banned from being anywhere near the girls’ dorm because he’s just that creepy.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 10, 2011 at 4:39 pm | #

        Anyone can be fixed… including the cat.

  2. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    November 10, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    He’s wearing her down. Soon he’ll be joeing all over her.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 10, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

      Sounds sticky!

      • Bekah
        Bekah
        November 10, 2011 at 8:59 pm | #

        I imagine that many things involving Joe become sticky at some point.

    • Whyisthismydefaultgravatar
      Whyisthismydefaultgravatar
      November 10, 2011 at 1:29 am | #

      He’s wearing her dooown, baby. He’s wearing her down.
      She loves him, doesn’t she?
      Did he do that?
      …Look what she did!!

      • truelight86
        truelight86
        November 10, 2011 at 10:11 am | #

        Family matters overload. head hurts.

  3. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    November 10, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    At least he didn’t go all freaky bug eyed.

    • MM
      MM
      November 10, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

      You sure? I think it’s just hard to tell ’cause he’s in profile.

      • JK9000
        JK9000
        November 10, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

        Well, we can see his eyes are different in the first panel. They look sorta-bug-eyed there. But the other two, he’s calm and collected. He’s got pants to talk about.

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      November 10, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

      Maybe his other eye is bug ey… nevermind, sounds painful.

  4. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    November 10, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    “HEY YUO CAN BUY PANTS”

  5. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 10, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    One of these days? So we readers will have to wait a few decades for this to happen then?

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      November 10, 2011 at 10:43 am | #

      Well, in the other continuity (Mention Of Other Continuity Alert!! Flee! Flee now! While you still have your tennis rackets!) it took several years for Waky to mature, so presuming a similar rate of development in this continuity…we’d better hope Willis is a time lord, so he’ll stay un-senile long enough to write it.

      • Bekah
        Bekah
        November 10, 2011 at 8:58 pm | #

        Especially considering that the strip has been running for over a year, and as far as the characters are concerned, only a week has passed.

  6. MM
    MM
    November 10, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    YOU GET THEM FOR ME?

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      November 10, 2011 at 10:52 am | #

      There are really still people who think that Walky still wants the pants for himself? He’s rather obviously just a pantsanegelist.

  7. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    November 10, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Walky is one of a kind, why change him? But then…so is she

  8. Rognik
    Rognik
    November 10, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    Normally, you’re supposed to get girls OUT of their pants, not into them.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 10, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      But at the same time, his plans still involve getting into some girl pants.

      • Wandering Meme
        Wandering Meme
        November 10, 2011 at 2:09 am | #

        In a completely innocent, curious George kind of way.

      • Mancuso
        Mancuso
        November 10, 2011 at 5:42 am | #

        …while the girl is not in them.
        Apart from that, it’s a pretty sound plan.

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      November 10, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      But what if they are your pants?

      • Matt
        Matt
        November 10, 2011 at 12:45 am | #

        Well, that just sounds uncomfortable. Two people in one pair of pants? I hope they’re sweats!

        • ryan
          ryan
          November 10, 2011 at 8:43 am | #

          they aren’t sweats, but they do stretch!

    • ScytheAkse
      ScytheAkse
      November 10, 2011 at 12:25 am | #

      Maybe he wants her to get em because pajama pants are so easy to get off of girls?

    • George
      George
      November 10, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

      You say that like she’s going to wear her new pants over her old ones. He’s definitely going to cause her pantslessness. The trick is going to be being in the same room as her when it happens.

    • alex
      alex
      November 10, 2011 at 1:49 am | #

      she has to get out of one pair to get into the other.
      just sayin’

    • NakedDumblydore
      NakedDumblydore
      November 10, 2011 at 2:34 am | #

      You’re forgetting that to get into the new pants, she first has to get OUT of the old ones. 😉

      • NakedDumblydore
        NakedDumblydore
        November 10, 2011 at 2:34 am | #

        And now I notice that alex beat me to it. ><

    • ryan
      ryan
      November 10, 2011 at 8:45 am | #

      the pants fetishists are truly misunderstood.

  9. DK1105
    DK1105
    November 10, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

    Hey looks like Dorothy finally decided to go buy some new clothes. To bad she didn’t know about the pants before.

  10. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    November 10, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

    At least it isn’t more Monkey Master porn.

  11. andrew
    andrew
    November 10, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

    i want those pants

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      November 10, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

      I want them like burning.

      • Wandering Meme
        Wandering Meme
        November 10, 2011 at 2:15 am | #

        WHY COME WOMEN GETS ALLA DA KEWL OUTRWERE?

        • The Sound Defense
          The Sound Defense
          November 10, 2011 at 2:25 am | #

          I have a pair of khakis that fit like jeans. They’re the best pants ever.

  12. Aizat
    Aizat
    November 10, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

    For some reason, I could understand Walky’s situation.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 10, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

      You been craving a pair of PJ jeans too?

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        November 10, 2011 at 12:32 am | #

        No, the difficulty to talk with other people.

        • Alex
          Alex
          November 10, 2011 at 1:02 am | #

          I am probably a real life Walky, without all the junkfood.

          • Wandering Meme
            Wandering Meme
            November 10, 2011 at 2:20 am | #

            Same here…although he also has trouble talking to his sis. Think it’s related?

            • Mythril
              Mythril
              November 10, 2011 at 2:35 am | #

              Huh, yeah, I guess if you’ve been conditioned to believe that anything you say to a girl might result in a punch to the face, you might get nervous talking to girls.

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                November 10, 2011 at 9:38 am | #

                Nah, I was conditioned to believe that anything I say might lead to a kick in the nuts and mace.

                • begbert2
                  begbert2
                  November 10, 2011 at 10:45 am | #

                  Ahh, high school. The memories…

        • a99steaksauce
          a99steaksauce
          November 10, 2011 at 10:15 am | #

          It doesnt appear that he has difficulty talking. More like he chooses his words poorly because he doesnt know any better.
          On another note, he hasnt broken down while in the vicinity of Dorothy. Im so proud (look at avatar for smiley face).

          • Xi
            Xi
            November 10, 2011 at 4:38 pm | #

            Mike being proud of Walky? Somehow, I doubt he’d ever admit it. Even while drunk. But, this is the DoAverse.

            On another note, where is all the Mike FAAAAAACEpunching?

  13. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    November 10, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

    Dorothy, you’re talking to him like he has an attention span longer than an hour.

    Don’t worry, it’s a common mistake.

  14. OhHayMike
    OhHayMike
    November 10, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

    I really want Walky to get those pants.

  15. Janette
    Janette
    November 10, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

    I saw those pants at Target.

    …they’re $40.

  16. Henry
    Henry
    November 10, 2011 at 12:49 am | #

    With the current conversation topic, the differences between Walky and Joe are readily apparent.

  17. Aesurru
    Aesurru
    November 10, 2011 at 12:53 am | #

    Walky really really wants someone to buy those pants, apparently. Oh Walky, you’re the best.

  18. Drunken Nordmann
    Drunken Nordmann
    November 10, 2011 at 12:54 am | #

    He’s harboring a perverse sexual lust for these pants, I take it?

    • Drunken Nordmann
      Drunken Nordmann
      November 10, 2011 at 12:55 am | #

      Wait… was that a meme from Shortpacked! or DOA? I’m confused… too many memes…

      • Xi
        Xi
        November 10, 2011 at 4:40 pm | #

        Perverse sexual lust started in It’s Walky. Plowing through those 7 (8?) years of webcomics in a week is not recommended by me, but I did it anyway months ago. It’s how Willis hooked me on his writing. DAMN YOU WILLIS!!!!!

  19. Xalticus
    Xalticus
    November 10, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

    Something I’ve been wondering: Who is Dorothy’s room mate? Has this person not been introduced yet, or am I just very forgetful?

    • David
      David M Willis
      November 10, 2011 at 2:02 am | #

      She’s not been introduced in the strip yet.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 10, 2011 at 6:44 am | #

        Will this room-mate be of any interest or just a filler character?

        • Caffienated
          Caffienated
          November 10, 2011 at 7:08 am | #

          Please not Mary Paul ><

          • ryan
            ryan
            November 10, 2011 at 8:47 am | #

            don’t worry, it’s gonna be faz.

            • Lord Synick XXIII
              Lord Synick XXIII
              November 10, 2011 at 9:38 am | #

              Dorothy’s roomie should be Malaya.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                November 10, 2011 at 4:45 pm | #

                + her head-pet iguana, Fuckface.

          • Eposi
            Eposi
            November 10, 2011 at 5:21 pm | #

            Mary is rooming with Roz, and not happy about it. also she now seems to be a late riser

  20. Ancestral Hamster
    Ancestral Hamster
    November 10, 2011 at 1:29 am | #

    With pretty much any other guy, the line would be perverted, but not with Walky. It really is an innocent remark.

    • Jinxed44
      Jinxed44
      November 10, 2011 at 5:01 pm | #

      Wait… How is it perverted???
      I am apparently too innocent as well.

  21. BlobMarley
    BlobMarley
    November 10, 2011 at 2:23 am | #

    GO DAMMIT DOTTY JUST SHUT UP AND CHECK OUT THE PANTS

  22. NakedDumblydore
    NakedDumblydore
    November 10, 2011 at 2:37 am | #

    Just noticed: either they’re all super short, or those are some freakishly tall doors. Dotty would need a step-stool to see through the peek hole.

    • Azukar
      Azukar
      November 10, 2011 at 3:19 am | #

      I used to live in a house where all the doors were nearly ceiling-height, but all the doorknobs and handles were unusually low. We concluded that the house had been built by a giant who was married to a dwarf.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      November 10, 2011 at 7:19 am | #

      Actually, when Dorothy has been shown standing next to Danny, she’s been quite a bit shorter than him. I also seem to recall that Walky is kind’a short, too (at least in comparison with other members of the cast).

  23. darcos0
    darcos0
    November 10, 2011 at 3:42 am | #

    That’s a good pickup line from walky

  24. shoeboxjeddy
    shoeboxjeddy
    November 10, 2011 at 6:50 am | #

    Hey that’s not so bad. It’s certainly a strange line to start with, but who doesn’t like pants?

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      November 10, 2011 at 12:30 pm | #

      Sal, apparently.

  25. Tom T.
    Tom T.
    November 10, 2011 at 7:12 am | #

    I confess I’ve forgotten what Dorothy is apologizing for from last night. Can someone fill me in?

    • ryan
      ryan
      November 10, 2011 at 8:57 am | #

      after returning from the party, she went to walky’s room and watched some cartoons. it wasn’t so she could be with walky though. she just wanted to get her mind off of what happened to joyce.

  26. Asuka L.S.
    Asuka L.S.
    November 10, 2011 at 7:59 am | #

    NO! Dorothy, you must not teach Walky female-ese! That goes against the precepts set forth by the Gynocouncil! You could have your ovaries revoked!

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      November 10, 2011 at 10:49 am | #

      That sounds rather painful.

    • Xi
      Xi
      November 10, 2011 at 4:42 pm | #

      The avatar makes this strangely terrifying.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 10, 2011 at 4:46 pm | #

        It involves the use of an ice-cream scooper.

  27. Name
    Name
    November 10, 2011 at 9:30 am | #

    Why Walky is the best. Sorry Joyce.

  28. Zuche
    Zuche
    November 10, 2011 at 9:58 am | #

    Weren’t there supposed to be pina coladas in this strip?

    • a99steaksauce
      a99steaksauce
      November 10, 2011 at 10:34 am | #

      where was that impression given?

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        November 10, 2011 at 4:44 pm | #

        Check the title.

        *sighs and sings that stupid damn song quietly to self*

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      November 10, 2011 at 10:49 am | #

      We had sierra mist not long ago. Close enough? It had roofies!

      • Zuche
        Zuche
        November 11, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

        I’ll concede the point to you on that one.

  29. Ryan Balis
    Ryan Balis
    November 10, 2011 at 10:53 am | #

    Walky surely knows what a girl wants…. jean-pants

  30. NF
    NF
    November 10, 2011 at 11:10 am | #

    Paaaaaaaants…

  31. dwillisva
    dwillisva
    November 10, 2011 at 1:48 pm | #

    They do sell sweatpants that look like jeans for men they are called cargo sweats or cargo sweatpants online and in some stores

  32. Gargamel
    Gargamel
    November 10, 2011 at 3:14 pm | #

    When I first read “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to talk to girls” it sounded vaguely like she was talking about bondage…

    • Ragnal
      Ragnal
      November 10, 2011 at 10:19 pm | #

      I fail to see the connection.

      …And people thought I was weird with my foot comment a few days back. >_>

  33. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    November 10, 2011 at 3:38 pm | #

    If Dotty’s gonna be a snark, she should give back Monkey Master. Just sayin’.

  34. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    November 10, 2011 at 4:43 pm | #

    Every single time I look at this strip, Walky’s line makes me burst into giggles.

    It’s…just…so…beautiful.

  35. Jeanine
    Jeanine
    November 10, 2011 at 7:09 pm | #

    http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Jeans-Lounge-Pants_CE0032P_ps_srm.html

    …Just sayin’. I’ve seen these around for a couple years…

  36. Bekah
    Bekah
    November 10, 2011 at 8:53 pm | #

    I know a Walky (not a dude named Walky FTR, just a very Walky-esque individual). I’ve tried to teach him how to talk to girls. All the basic precepts and axioms are completely lost on him.

    He once started a conversation with a girl he barely knows by telling her he’d eaten so much candy the night before that it made the roof of his mouth peel.

  37. johannhowitzer
    johannhowitzer
    December 5, 2011 at 5:42 pm | #

    I just noticed the shading under Dorothy’s bust line is missing in panel three.

  38. Miss DeRanged
    Miss DeRanged
    January 5, 2014 at 2:27 pm | #

    I think I’m falling in love wit Walky…

  39. Lis
    Lis
    April 17, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

    Wow that is one heck of a proposition there Walky.

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do you think Mario, Luigi, and the Princesses have, like, existential crises about the baby versions of themselves also just casually being next to them in all the races like I would be having ego death right now, not leaping triumphantly
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3h
Dumbing of Age: "Take stock" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Take stock
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4h
do you think Mario, Luigi, and the Princesses have, like, existential crises about the baby versions of themselves also just casually being next to them in all the races like I would be having ego death right now, not leaping triumphantly
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4h
y'know not sure I trust the impartiality of a race track that has a giant statue of one of the guys I'm racing against
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5h
For July's first bonus strip, folks voted for DEXTER and MONKEY MASTER! For world domination! Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-... and remember you can always pledge up to read tomorrow's strip 👀
dexter and monkey master decline, apparently, to take over the world
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social ⋅ 9d
Good news for the people still circulating this post: it is now a real t-shirt you can purchase and wear to let the world know you take responsibility for the actions of fictional characters:
emotion-engine.bsky.social's user avatarThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social ⋅ 9d
Normally I’d let this sort of thing just die out but an alarming amount of you have asked where you can buy this and my wife had to have an emergency surgery the day before I made this, so here is my chance to live the American Dream (selling print-on-demand shirts to pay down medical debt)
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amber @goronamber.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
I just wanna post this in the comments bsky.app/profile/emot...
emotion-engine.bsky.social's user avatarThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
Working on a t-shirt to sell to the weird people that show up in your mentions every time you talk about enjoying something that has crime or impure thought in it.
A stock photo of a man holding a phone wearing a shirt that says “I PERSONALLY ENDORSE EVERY BAD THING IN THE MEDIA I WATCH. MAY THEIR CRIMES ONE DAY BE MY OWN”
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Tekno 😈🌐👑🇨🇦 | TFCON TORONTO IS DONE :( also TEAM FOSSILS @generaltekno.bttoons.com ⋅ 16h
Someone leaked the entire unreleased Micronauts animated series to archive.org All 52 episodes Yes they FULLY FINISHED a Micronauts cartoon in the early 2020s and mothballed it
vangelus.bsky.social's user avatarVangelus @vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tested ep1 of Micronauts, skipped to the credits so I could see every name of every crew member who put in so much work with the expectation that anybody would ever see the thing they did as part of their vocation in a creative field, working in service of what should be a reliable client & partner
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Vangelus @vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tested ep1 of Micronauts, skipped to the credits so I could see every name of every crew member who put in so much work with the expectation that anybody would ever see the thing they did as part of their vocation in a creative field, working in service of what should be a reliable client & partner
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Wack'd @wackd.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
gotta go back to the original tagline
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
admittedly, i might be arriving at a little annoyance on behalf of anyone responded to ever with "WELL it's not called SMARTING of age" because that's become a lot, i think the fork might be in that one, it's done
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
the people have spoken
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
they're selling twink dongs at the grocery store now
Hostess Ding Dongs x Twinkies mashup with delicious Twinkies cake covered in Ding Dongs fudge
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned that "how to lie" is not, actually, achieved by cupping the balls, despite the evidence of the entirety of the first panel, but by some other giant pile of words i guess, tl;dr
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
“It’s not me who’s a bigot,” they always argue. “I’m fine with all you people. But the rest of the electorate is full of bigots, on whose behalf I will now speak”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
Same, Dunkin, same
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
factpostnews.bsky.social's user avatarFactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
House Republicans have shut down floor votes and will likely adjourn for 6 weeks to avoid voting for the release of the Epstein files.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
😬 Rainbow Friends
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me ⋅ 1d
this is why layout matters
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com ⋅ 1d
The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
fklein907.bsky.social's user avatarFrances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I still love this Glen Brogan artwork capturing a truly iconic Star Wars moment...
Glen Brogan art of a trio of seagulls attacking a fleeing Yoda, who is valiantly trying to protect his head from the onslaught...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Moratorium" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Moratorium
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
OK democrats shutting down congress by attaching Epstein amendments to everything is pretty funny
fritschner.bsky.social's user avatarAaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Politico & Punchbowl report House Republican leadership is shutting down the Rules Committee - which is essential for moving party-line bills on the floor - for the week rather than vote on Democratic amendments on the Epstein files. Dems have effectively halted Republican legislation in the House:
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Josh Johnson is brilliant and I’m happy for him and wish him the world
joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday. It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever. I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
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Dr. James Hooks @jameshooks.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
We lost a brother.
header image - Brother from Another
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Brother from Another
Not just any man, not just any actor. We lost our brother. From the living room, from the Thursday night laughs, from the pages of our childhoods folded between homework and hope. Malcolm-Jamal…
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
WHERE'S THE CLAMPS
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
give hunter biden all the laptops and cocaine that he wants
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
COMPLETE ALCHEMIST PRIME POWER (Okay there's a Prime Master downstairs inside the Throne of the Primes spinny wheel thing)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
hunter biden for president?????
onestpress.onestnetwork.com's user avatarOlga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com ⋅ 2d
Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.
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