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Well, we can see his eyes are different in the first panel. They look sorta-bug-eyed there. But the other two, he’s calm and collected. He’s got pants to talk about.
Well, in the other continuity (Mention Of Other Continuity Alert!! Flee! Flee now! While you still have your tennis rackets!) it took several years for Waky to mature, so presuming a similar rate of development in this continuity…we’d better hope Willis is a time lord, so he’ll stay un-senile long enough to write it.
You say that like she’s going to wear her new pants over her old ones. He’s definitely going to cause her pantslessness. The trick is going to be being in the same room as her when it happens.
Huh, yeah, I guess if you’ve been conditioned to believe that anything you say to a girl might result in a punch to the face, you might get nervous talking to girls.
It doesnt appear that he has difficulty talking. More like he chooses his words poorly because he doesnt know any better.
On another note, he hasnt broken down while in the vicinity of Dorothy. Im so proud (look at avatar for smiley face).
Perverse sexual lust started in It’s Walky. Plowing through those 7 (8?) years of webcomics in a week is not recommended by me, but I did it anyway months ago. It’s how Willis hooked me on his writing. DAMN YOU WILLIS!!!!!
I used to live in a house where all the doors were nearly ceiling-height, but all the doorknobs and handles were unusually low. We concluded that the house had been built by a giant who was married to a dwarf.
Actually, when Dorothy has been shown standing next to Danny, she’s been quite a bit shorter than him. I also seem to recall that Walky is kind’a short, too (at least in comparison with other members of the cast).
after returning from the party, she went to walky’s room and watched some cartoons. it wasn’t so she could be with walky though. she just wanted to get her mind off of what happened to joyce.
I know a Walky (not a dude named Walky FTR, just a very Walky-esque individual). I’ve tried to teach him how to talk to girls. All the basic precepts and axioms are completely lost on him.
He once started a conversation with a girl he barely knows by telling her he’d eaten so much candy the night before that it made the roof of his mouth peel.
thinking about how mario's head has stayed the exact same size his entire life, while princess peach's head has shrunk on its way into adulthood
David M Willis!@damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4h
do you think Mario, Luigi, and the Princesses have, like, existential crises about the baby versions of themselves also just casually being next to them in all the races
like I would be having ego death right now, not leaping triumphantly
do you think Mario, Luigi, and the Princesses have, like, existential crises about the baby versions of themselves also just casually being next to them in all the races
like I would be having ego death right now, not leaping triumphantly
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Normally I’d let this sort of thing just die out but an alarming amount of you have asked where you can buy this and my wife had to have an emergency surgery the day before I made this, so here is my chance to live the American Dream (selling print-on-demand shirts to pay down medical debt)
The Emotion Engine@emotion-engine.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
Working on a t-shirt to sell to the weird people that show up in your mentions every time you talk about enjoying something that has crime or impure thought in it.
Someone leaked the entire unreleased Micronauts animated series to archive.org
All 52 episodes
Yes they FULLY FINISHED a Micronauts cartoon in the early 2020s and mothballed it
Vangelus@vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tested ep1 of Micronauts, skipped to the credits so I could see every name of every crew member who put in so much work with the expectation that anybody would ever see the thing they did as part of their vocation in a creative field, working in service of what should be a reliable client & partner
tested ep1 of Micronauts, skipped to the credits so I could see every name of every crew member who put in so much work with the expectation that anybody would ever see the thing they did as part of their vocation in a creative field, working in service of what should be a reliable client & partner
admittedly, i might be arriving at a little annoyance on behalf of anyone responded to ever with "WELL it's not called SMARTING of age" because that's become a lot, i think the fork might be in that one, it's done
today in #9chickweedlane i learned that "how to lie" is not, actually, achieved by cupping the balls, despite the evidence of the entirety of the first panel, but by some other giant pile of words i guess, tl;dr
“It’s not me who’s a bigot,” they always argue. “I’m fine with all you people. But the rest of the electorate is full of bigots, on whose behalf I will now speak”
The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein@fklein907.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.
OK democrats shutting down congress by attaching Epstein amendments to everything is pretty funny
Aaron Fritschner@fritschner.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Politico & Punchbowl report House Republican leadership is shutting down the Rules Committee - which is essential for moving party-line bills on the floor - for the week rather than vote on Democratic amendments on the Epstein files.
Dems have effectively halted Republican legislation in the House:
Josh Johnson is brilliant and I’m happy for him and wish him the world
Josh Johnson@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.
It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.
I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
Awww, she thinks she can actually teach Walky to be less creepy
That’s absolutely adorable and completely naive
It’s the DOA equivalent to My Fair Lady/Pygmalion.
Repeat after me, “The cocaine from Spain mainly affects the brain.”
okay, that comment went from funny to terrifying when i saw your avatar.
those eyes…
My Calice ava makes everything I say more sinister.
Ok, Now I love you.
I love you too… a good, clean love… without utensils.
(bonus points for knowing reference)
Naked Gun.
*rolls around in pile of bonus points like Scrooge McDuck*
Pantsmalion?
I have heard of stone-WASHED jeans but I have never heard of stone-CARVED jeans.
Nerdmalion! Freakmalion? Dibs on Geekmalion!!
This comment made me think of something completely awesome and completely unrelated.
I won’t spam a link here, but I will advise everyone to google the word Poop and follow the first youtube link you see.
Oh come on, Walky can be fixed. He isn’t nearly as hopeless as my roommate.
He got banned from being anywhere near the girls’ dorm because he’s just that creepy.
Anyone can be fixed… including the cat.
He’s wearing her down. Soon he’ll be joeing all over her.
Sounds sticky!
I imagine that many things involving Joe become sticky at some point.
He’s wearing her dooown, baby. He’s wearing her down.
She loves him, doesn’t she?
Did he do that?
…Look what she did!!
Family matters overload. head hurts.
At least he didn’t go all freaky bug eyed.
You sure? I think it’s just hard to tell ’cause he’s in profile.
Well, we can see his eyes are different in the first panel. They look sorta-bug-eyed there. But the other two, he’s calm and collected. He’s got pants to talk about.
Maybe his other eye is bug ey… nevermind, sounds painful.
“HEY YUO CAN BUY PANTS”
One of these days? So we readers will have to wait a few decades for this to happen then?
Well, in the other continuity (Mention Of Other Continuity Alert!! Flee! Flee now! While you still have your tennis rackets!) it took several years for Waky to mature, so presuming a similar rate of development in this continuity…we’d better hope Willis is a time lord, so he’ll stay un-senile long enough to write it.
Especially considering that the strip has been running for over a year, and as far as the characters are concerned, only a week has passed.
YOU GET THEM FOR ME?
There are really still people who think that Walky still wants the pants for himself? He’s rather obviously just a pantsanegelist.
Walky is one of a kind, why change him? But then…so is she
Normally, you’re supposed to get girls OUT of their pants, not into them.
But at the same time, his plans still involve getting into some girl pants.
In a completely innocent, curious George kind of way.
…while the girl is not in them.
Apart from that, it’s a pretty sound plan.
But what if they are your pants?
Well, that just sounds uncomfortable. Two people in one pair of pants? I hope they’re sweats!
they aren’t sweats, but they do stretch!
Maybe he wants her to get em because pajama pants are so easy to get off of girls?
You say that like she’s going to wear her new pants over her old ones. He’s definitely going to cause her pantslessness. The trick is going to be being in the same room as her when it happens.
she has to get out of one pair to get into the other.
just sayin’
You’re forgetting that to get into the new pants, she first has to get OUT of the old ones.
And now I notice that alex beat me to it. ><
the pants fetishists are truly misunderstood.
Hey looks like Dorothy finally decided to go buy some new clothes. To bad she didn’t know about the pants before.
At least it isn’t more Monkey Master porn.
i want those pants
I want them like burning.
WHY COME WOMEN GETS ALLA DA KEWL OUTRWERE?
I have a pair of khakis that fit like jeans. They’re the best pants ever.
For some reason, I could understand Walky’s situation.
You been craving a pair of PJ jeans too?
No, the difficulty to talk with other people.
I am probably a real life Walky, without all the junkfood.
Same here…although he also has trouble talking to his sis. Think it’s related?
Huh, yeah, I guess if you’ve been conditioned to believe that anything you say to a girl might result in a punch to the face, you might get nervous talking to girls.
Nah, I was conditioned to believe that anything I say might lead to a kick in the nuts and mace.
Ahh, high school. The memories…
It doesnt appear that he has difficulty talking. More like he chooses his words poorly because he doesnt know any better.
On another note, he hasnt broken down while in the vicinity of Dorothy. Im so proud (look at avatar for smiley face).
Mike being proud of Walky? Somehow, I doubt he’d ever admit it. Even while drunk. But, this is the DoAverse.
On another note, where is all the Mike FAAAAAACEpunching?
Dorothy, you’re talking to him like he has an attention span longer than an hour.
Don’t worry, it’s a common mistake.
I really want Walky to get those pants.
I saw those pants at Target.
…they’re $40.
With the current conversation topic, the differences between Walky and Joe are readily apparent.
Walky really really wants someone to buy those pants, apparently. Oh Walky, you’re the best.
He’s harboring a perverse sexual lust for these pants, I take it?
Wait… was that a meme from Shortpacked! or DOA? I’m confused… too many memes…
Perverse sexual lust started in It’s Walky. Plowing through those 7 (8?) years of webcomics in a week is not recommended by me, but I did it anyway months ago. It’s how Willis hooked me on his writing. DAMN YOU WILLIS!!!!!
Something I’ve been wondering: Who is Dorothy’s room mate? Has this person not been introduced yet, or am I just very forgetful?
She’s not been introduced in the strip yet.
Will this room-mate be of any interest or just a filler character?
Please not Mary Paul ><
don’t worry, it’s gonna be faz.
Dorothy’s roomie should be Malaya.
+ her head-pet iguana, Fuckface.
Mary is rooming with Roz, and not happy about it. also she now seems to be a late riser
With pretty much any other guy, the line would be perverted, but not with Walky. It really is an innocent remark.
Wait… How is it perverted???
I am apparently too innocent as well.
GO DAMMIT DOTTY JUST SHUT UP AND CHECK OUT THE PANTS
Just noticed: either they’re all super short, or those are some freakishly tall doors. Dotty would need a step-stool to see through the peek hole.
I used to live in a house where all the doors were nearly ceiling-height, but all the doorknobs and handles were unusually low. We concluded that the house had been built by a giant who was married to a dwarf.
Actually, when Dorothy has been shown standing next to Danny, she’s been quite a bit shorter than him. I also seem to recall that Walky is kind’a short, too (at least in comparison with other members of the cast).
That’s a good pickup line from walky
Hey that’s not so bad. It’s certainly a strange line to start with, but who doesn’t like pants?
Sal, apparently.
I confess I’ve forgotten what Dorothy is apologizing for from last night. Can someone fill me in?
after returning from the party, she went to walky’s room and watched some cartoons. it wasn’t so she could be with walky though. she just wanted to get her mind off of what happened to joyce.
NO! Dorothy, you must not teach Walky female-ese! That goes against the precepts set forth by the Gynocouncil! You could have your ovaries revoked!
That sounds rather painful.
The avatar makes this strangely terrifying.
It involves the use of an ice-cream scooper.
Why Walky is the best. Sorry Joyce.
Weren’t there supposed to be pina coladas in this strip?
where was that impression given?
Check the title.
*sighs and sings that stupid damn song quietly to self*
We had sierra mist not long ago. Close enough? It had roofies!
I’ll concede the point to you on that one.
Walky surely knows what a girl wants…. jean-pants
Paaaaaaaants…
They do sell sweatpants that look like jeans for men they are called cargo sweats or cargo sweatpants online and in some stores
When I first read “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to talk to girls” it sounded vaguely like she was talking about bondage…
I fail to see the connection.
…And people thought I was weird with my foot comment a few days back. >_>
If Dotty’s gonna be a snark, she should give back Monkey Master. Just sayin’.
Every single time I look at this strip, Walky’s line makes me burst into giggles.
It’s…just…so…beautiful.
http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Jeans-Lounge-Pants_CE0032P_ps_srm.html
…Just sayin’. I’ve seen these around for a couple years…
I know a Walky (not a dude named Walky FTR, just a very Walky-esque individual). I’ve tried to teach him how to talk to girls. All the basic precepts and axioms are completely lost on him.
He once started a conversation with a girl he barely knows by telling her he’d eaten so much candy the night before that it made the roof of his mouth peel.
I just noticed the shading under Dorothy’s bust line is missing in panel three.
I think I’m falling in love wit Walky…
Wow that is one heck of a proposition there Walky.