Silly Walky! Your crumbs attract ants and bedbugs. The spiders are hunting the bedbugs. You just can’t see them… crawling… all… over… you.
It isn’t the spiders biting you in your sleep either.
And then she became Moose-Girl! With the powers of having spiky hair and large antlers, she fights crime across the Northwest. Her archnemesis: Sarah Palin.
Don’t be ridiculous. Radioactivity alone doesn’t allow animals to infect people with superpowers. They need venom as well. The radioactivity allows the genes to mutate, and the venom breaks down defenses while also providing a sufficient quantity of DNA to spread through the body (with the exception of vampire bats, which will turn you into a vampire without fail). Moose-Girl couldn’t possibly have been bitten by a moose; it was probably a moose-snake hybrid. Tell me – did it have fangs and slither along the ground?
I went to parties the first few months of school, and then decided I didn’t really enjoy doing so. I have since assiduously avoided them. (Disclaimer: I just started sophomore year; however, I don’t believe that this is really likely to change. I’m too introverted to really enjoy the typical party atmosphere; I would rather stay home and do something quieter.)
God do I love Walky logic. Not to mention, he really is trying at least, both to talk to girls and to people in general…and to be helpful so that’s 3 things
Joyce looks like her entire world has been shattered. She just keeps staring at her hand in disbelief, like she’s trying to convince herself that Sarah is wrong and that this isn’t happening.
We are witnessing the destruction of a girl’s innocence. The punchline has had no effect on me, I’m just too sad and angry to laugh. That Ryan… *grits teeth and glares*
I think the key thing to keep in mind is that these characters aren’t real. We can empathize with them and become attached to them, but remaining firmly grounded in reality is a must if one is to fully enjoy fiction.
Also, yes. Seeing Ryan hit with the bat again helped a lot. ^__^
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What about spiders on bullets?
WALKY YOU SO CHEERY
Walky doesn’t like Joyce. Because she’s full of spiders.
Now imagine that in Applejack’s voice.
Now try to stop imagining it.
When I imagine Applejack, I think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M
*sigh**facepalm*
Silly Walky! Your crumbs attract ants and bedbugs. The spiders are hunting the bedbugs. You just can’t see them… crawling… all… over… you.
It isn’t the spiders biting you in your sleep either.
Mike put the spiders in there. After banging his mom for a nickel.
2 sober witnesses=3 witnesses.
He also could’ve had a V8. We all make poor choices.
You sure he didn’t? Looks like his shirt did.
That’s blood.
Those spiders put up a fight.
Walky… is that blood on your shirt??
Yes. It is the blood of a nachito… poor little guy didn’t stand a chance.
It’s the blood of a nachito spider. A nachider. A spiderrito. Thankfully they weren’t brown recluses this time.
Lucky. Mine had the catydid.
Wearing the blood of brown recluses is nothing short of a badge of honor ’round these parts.
After I found out that the spiders in the skimmer were brown recluses, I have *yet* to empty it.
Snakes? no problem. I love em.
Spiders? you outta your friggin’ mind??!
I noticed that too, I back checked and it’s been there since at least the second comic of this series when he was talking to Mike.
I just back checked, and the shirt is the same color as the one he was wearing when Dorothy came in for cartoons. In case that has relevance.
It’s the nachitos. It’s…it’s…
…it’s made from people.
Eh, it doesn’t taste so bad. It’s like soylent cola, it varies from person to person.
Oh, well played.
Does Walky have a thing about saying things to Joyce about spiders?
It’s because girls are full of spiders.
*nods*
I am beginning to think that Joyce wasn’t the most sheltered character in this comic.
So, Dorothy?
Nah, Spider-Car.
They’ve all shown themselves to be sheltered in one way or another.
Spiders? He’s lucky it not cockroaches instead!
Mind you Spiders bites can be quite nasty….
I thought that was moose…
A moose bit my sister once …
A radioactive moose?
And then she became Moose-Girl! With the powers of having spiky hair and large antlers, she fights crime across the Northwest. Her archnemesis: Sarah Palin.
Don’t be ridiculous. Radioactivity alone doesn’t allow animals to infect people with superpowers. They need venom as well. The radioactivity allows the genes to mutate, and the venom breaks down defenses while also providing a sufficient quantity of DNA to spread through the body (with the exception of vampire bats, which will turn you into a vampire without fail). Moose-Girl couldn’t possibly have been bitten by a moose; it was probably a moose-snake hybrid. Tell me – did it have fangs and slither along the ground?
but vampirism IS vampire bat power!
What if it were a rabid radioactive moose?
Was it in Sweden?
No kidding. Ben there, done that. X~(
“I don’t go to parties” is a line a heard a lot for the first 2 months on campus.
and after 2 months?
They wanna rock and roll all night…
To say nothing of partying every day.
I went to parties the first few months of school, and then decided I didn’t really enjoy doing so. I have since assiduously avoided them. (Disclaimer: I just started sophomore year; however, I don’t believe that this is really likely to change. I’m too introverted to really enjoy the typical party atmosphere; I would rather stay home and do something quieter.)
First trimester.
Does that include the guys? O.O
of course! She could rape his man-gina.
*crosses legs*
Vote desanto! She protects victims of all genders, and their right not to be violated by nether defiling little dickmonsters…
…And their female bodybuilder counterparts.
After two months is Halloween.
Nobody can resist the allure of the Walk of Shame as a Sexy [costume].
That’s how you get
antsspiders.Thanks, spiders.
Thiders.
You got your Look Around You in my Archer!
Walky, stop reminding me of me. It’s getting creepy except for the spiders part.
There’s a little Walky in all of us.
Not yet. But I’m heading to Indiana this weekend. 😉
Are you going to get Joed by Walky? For a nickel?
Are we ever going to know exactly what that is that Walky has on his shirt? Taco sauce? Blood?
He killed Mike after he made fun of pajama jeans.
Sweet and Sour sauce, from his fifty McNuggets.
Nachitooooooooos!!!
And/or spider blood stains. What’s important is that Oxy-clean cam get that stain right out!
but he chooses not to wash it out. it’s a reminder for all the other spiders not to mess with his nachitos.
Hmm, spiders or near-rape…spiders or near-rape…
Near-rape BY SPIDERS! D:
Near spider-rape by SPIDER-MAN!
LOOK OUT TRUE BELIEVERS!
Worse… SPIDER RAPE!
RAPE SENSE TINGLING
My common sense is tingling…
…just gonna ignore that for now though…
and here I thought that it would be Doc Ock that would end up as the sex-fiend in the series.
Spidey’s web-shooters are all loaded up.
He is a teenage boy, he cant help himself when it comes to shooting off sticky liquid everywhere.
Correction: teenage “man-boy”.
In his next remake he’ll be voiced by either jason bateman or michael cera.
But I love spiders.
They are my friends.
I agree how can you not want spiders?
You’re one of those people who’s constantly squeeing “Oh how cuuute!” when you’re trying to watch Aracnophobia, aren’t you.
I felt bad for Shelob in LotR does that count?
Why did she have to be so furry? :3
Well, tell them to stop bothering Walky. Or, better yet, send them after Ryan.
God do I love Walky logic. Not to mention, he really is trying at least, both to talk to girls and to people in general…and to be helpful so that’s 3 things
Well at least he ain’t freezing up in front of her anymore.
Favourite drawing of Dorothy?
Do I sense that your wife is going to be wearing a short blonde bobcut and glasses to bed?
Thankfully Walky is making me seem less creepy and that takes something powerful.
My wife had short blonde hair in high school.
Apropos of nothing.
My god, is Walky annoying this day in DoA!?!
no?
Spider-Car… SHALL AVENGE!
(Secretly Joyce)
I AM VENGEANCE! I AM THE NIGHT! I AM SPIDER-CAR!
yes Spider-car! strange alien from another country’s factory who came to america with strength and abilities far beyond those of mortal Cars!
Spider-Car! who can change the course of mighty gasoline prices (by swearing loudly), bend humans with his bare tires!
Walky has something on his undershirt. Looks like blood……
OH MY GOD HE SHAPESHIFTED INTO THAT RYAN DOUCHE AND TRANSFORMED BACK WITHOUT CHANGING THE SHIRT
Ignore logic. This clearly makes more sense. Clearly.
That just makes the BEST SENSE EVAR!
Walky is the T-1000? OH MY!
Dr. Walkll and Mr. Ryan. He changes after consuming enough specially formulated McNugget dippin’ sauce.
Walky, take your foot out of your mouth and stick a nachito there instead. XD
Joyce looks like her entire world has been shattered. She just keeps staring at her hand in disbelief, like she’s trying to convince herself that Sarah is wrong and that this isn’t happening.
We are witnessing the destruction of a girl’s innocence. The punchline has had no effect on me, I’m just too sad and angry to laugh. That Ryan… *grits teeth and glares*
Easy buddy. That’s what the BAT was for.
Just go a couple of pages back and revisit ryan getting the craaaaaaaaaaap kicked outta him old testament style!
Make ya feel all warm and fuzzy again. Promise!
I think the key thing to keep in mind is that these characters aren’t real. We can empathize with them and become attached to them, but remaining firmly grounded in reality is a must if one is to fully enjoy fiction.
Also, yes. Seeing Ryan hit with the bat again helped a lot. ^__^
no, joyce keeps staring at her hand because she believes she has stigmata.
It’s RYAN, everyone! GET HI——–IM!!!!!!!!
Dang. That is a nice third-panel Dorothy.
And all I can think of is Nostalgia Critic’s “Spiders!” bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqr9akIuVjQ
Uh oh Sarah, I hope you didn’t have to find out first hand that you have zero cred with the police. Sad but true.
Plus the part about Joyce being unwilling to press charges since, like the hospital, that has “parents find out” all over it.
To be fair, Walky obviously has no clue what actually happened.
Now make out. MAKE OUT, dammit.
So all this time, Walky’s been wearing Chekhov’s stain?
Aw, crap. Red stains on blue clothing. I hope that won’t mean anything here.
Walky laundry fail? (does he have such a thing as laundry success?)
Buying new clothes is the only way he can have clean clothes.
Like a nice clean set of pajama jeans.
I know exactly what will help Joyce get over the horrors of the previous evening. Two words: Pajama. Jeans.
Joyce shouldn’t worry so much. Guys dig chicks with scars, nowadays. They’re attractive no matter what the gender!
Oh, hey. Walky is channeling Gavin from Kids In The Hall.
How the hell would Nachos attract SPIDERS. That’s a whole new kindof messy.
“nor filthiness, nor foolish talking, or jesting, which are not befitting: but rather giving of thanks.”
Ephesians 5:4