SLASH CONTEST: These late entries keep gettin’ weirder and weirder.

Posted on April 22, 2012 by David M Willis

That’s right, this is art of Joyce making out with Sal’s motorcycle.  It’s by Jackson Ferrell.  No judgments!  What machines we make out with in the privacy of our own homes should be our business and ours alone.

‘Scuse me, I’m gonna need to borrow some tissue and some KY.

29 thoughts on “SLASH CONTEST: These late entries keep gettin’ weirder and weirder.”

  1. Kamino Neko

    So…uh. Am…ah..am I the only one who briefly thought Joyce was making out with Arcee?

    I am?

    <__>

    1. Kamino Neko

      Wow…stupid html causing emoticonfail. >_>

    2. tahrey

      No, because Arcee is some kinda pink and white future coupe.

      /therewerenotransformersafter1986

      1. Kaixa

        That makes me sad.

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTraMhH0oQI

        Prime Arcee’s awesome.

        …Though I still kind of wish she could be Chromia or Moonracer. The other female Autobots are in drastic need of love and attention.

        1. David

          I kinda feel like Chromia and Moonracer have personalities, while Arcee never did, being “stock female.” I could describe the former two (gruff redneck and bubbly youngster), but I don’t really have any words for G1 Arcee.

          So it’s nice that at least one of her has a personality now.

        2. Kaixa

          I agree there. It is nice for her to have a personality. Though it seemed like in the G1 movie they wanted to make her a bit witty but couldn’t actually supply her with anything actually witty to say. Nearly all her lines are perfect places for banter from what I remember. After that she was the token girl.

          I really love Animated Arcee in season 1 though. A bit upset to see her reduced to a prop in season 3 but seeing as how they had planned more I can forgive it. A school teacher who’s willing to not only take on the dangerous job of running intel, she’s willing to more or less kill herself to keep those secrets safe. She’s not a warrior, or some tough girl she’s just a teacher doing what she feels is right for her planet. Sure she’s used to give Ratchet an issue to deal with in the episode, but she made a strong showing and I’m kind of upset we didn’t see more of her. She had a lot of potential.

          I can’t remember anything about Energon Arcee at all. I guess that says something about her…

          Wasn’t she a sniper somewhere? That seems kinda cool I guess…

          But Prime Arcee? She’s an actual character. With a plot and development and all that good stuff.

        3. tahrey

          Hmm, I stand corrected. That is a pretty sweet bike. And it turns into a girl-chuck-norris-bot.

          But the CGI, it burrrrns ussss.

          (I find myself often having to “bleep” over the newer TF references, Linus Vs The Brothers Kamarazov style, because these shows simply never aired on any TV channels I have access to… I’m sure they’re perfectly good and worthy of a watch, but on capped cable and a poor salary, I have to pick and choose both what I torrent and what DVDs I buy rather carefully):

    3. davidbreslin101

      You are not. In fact, I STILL think she’s making out with Arcee.

      1. Kamino Neko

        That would go so badly for Joyce. Airachnid’s a jealous stalker and has already killed Tailgate and taken 2 shots at Jack…

      2. StClair

        Me too.

  2. Plasma Mongoose

    This is almost canon.

    1. Jackson

      When you’ve written like thirty theme songs for something, it’s not a huge next step to sloppy makeouts.

  3. Jen Aside

    Who WOULDN’T wanna make out with that bike? =D

    ♥～（ゝ。∂）

  4. LaurelRaven

    THAT’S hot.

  5. tahrey

    That there hobby horse is gonna cause whoever rides it to die of a broken spine when the back end collapses, if they don’t lose steering control first. Providing they can find a hill to throw themselves down upon it…

    Just sayin’ :D

    Then again, Joyce would probably still be all over it like a rash :D

  6. Robert

    I think willis is going to stick his penis in the waffle iron again. Someone quick find this man a bandaid! And a psychiatrist….And maybe some butter.

  7. Black Bumblebee

    I like it :-) Well done

  8. vlademir1

    First of the slash contest entries I’ve wanted to use as a wallpaper.

    1. Jackson

      Got ya covered!

      1. Izzy

        That motorbike looks like a dragon. Just lose the wheels

  9. Porpoiseboy

    Maybe she mistook the bike for Amazigirl?

  10. Qalypso

    Oh lord no, not an autobot transforming into personal vibrator, now I can’t get that picture out of my head…

    lol

  11. Noel Schornhorst

    I’ve loved all the entries!

    But, Mister Willis, did you ever get the entry I sent? I didn’t think it was a late one, but I don’t recall seeing it in the archives…

  12. ChompMonsta

    I’m so confused right now.

  13. Kschenke

    So at first glance I didn’t see the slash contest title and just thought someone had sent you that fanart unprovoked. … It kind of gave me the bad jibblies.

  14. Observer

    KY…or WD-40?

  15. Jamie

    Considering I’ve been listening to Verric coo to his crossbow in Dragonage II all week, this is less strange.

  16. Noboru Wataya

    I’ve heard of autoerotism, but this is a bit ridiculous.

  17. DarkoNeko

    Well, there goes another sentient vehicle in the making.

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