Actually, REAL men shout “Look out behind you!”, and then sort’f run off after checking out her ass. For science… listen, figuring out if a girl likes you too requires some very complicated equations and part of that requires an Ass Rating between one and eleven!
Don’t be so sure. If he’s anything like other guys I knew who were skinny in their teens, at some point in his mid-twenties his metabolism is going to grind to a screeching halt.
@Aizat … what about girls who like both ladies and gets? Man boobies could be a little like having both at once! That might appeal … to somebody … maybe …
Walky is the definition of manly man. Never give an answer when put on the spot. Then let the real answer slip out in a non-threatining way. The Dos Equis guy would be proud!
and that class is how you blurt something you didn’t mean to, and play it off as manly as possible. Questions? NO! You don’t have questions because Professor Walky just demonstrated it perfectly.
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Flawless recovery, Walky.
Wow he’s speaking coherently.
His super-manliness has overcome his nervousness, that and his tongue.
only real men don’t tell women they love them
Like. Real men don’t tell women they like them. Real men don’t in fact experience the emotion that women and lesser men refer to as love.
Actually, REAL men shout “Look out behind you!”, and then sort’f run off after checking out her ass. For science… listen, figuring out if a girl likes you too requires some very complicated equations and part of that requires an Ass Rating between one and eleven!
I’ve been saying that for years~
Well yeah, you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot.
Ah yes, the eternal wisdom of Starkid, Esq. I salute you, good sir.
He’s a man’s man, if you know what I mean
And he struts his stuff on the cat walk.
yeah, on the catwalk?
on the catwalk, yeah
may I do a little turn?…on the catwalk?
I may even shake my little tush on the catwalk.
I love you all.
On the catwalk?
I am certain now – I am now safely among “my people”
Can I just say that this was beautiful?
(Also, anyone else have Snape’s face stuck on their heads now?)
Just belch loudly. She’ll get the message.
Gas is the language of love.
So burritos are a great conversation starter?
Chilli is the ultimate ice-breaker.
You say ice, I say wind… what’s the difference?
So it shall be broccoli bouquets from now on.
…and Borsch is food of intense passion.
I dunno who that is on your gravatar, but she’s adorable. Can I send her a bouquet of broccoli and asparagus?
I have used this Asuka Langley grav before and yes, Asuka with glasses and braids is extra cute. 😀
…THAT’s Asuka? I can’t even recognize her!
Might be the simple fact that an Evangelion character is smiling…
This makes Mexico the new France.
YES! As it always should have been.
Does that mean Walky’s inflatulated with her?
Indirect admission is still a form of admission.
It’s right there in the phrase!
Walky has taught me to hold back on my “I like you” card until AFTER there has been snogging.
Indeed. Man gets more tail than I do, and he’s a webcomic character.
he also gets more mcnuggets
and mcdonalds doesn’t sell tail, only nuggets and an occasional head
@Henry: It’s the caramel, chicks dig caramel.
I gave her caramel, bongoes love caramel.
^basically
I just fell in love with Walky. Actual romantic love.
Hah. Thanks Willis I needed that laugh.
Dorothy…all that lip locking is how Real mensay they like you…You don’t wanna know how they say they love you
It mainly involves boomboxes and messages in the sky.
RELATIONSHIP
TORPEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey, hey. One thing at a time man.
its funny because its true
Walky, if you’re manly, I want to see you punch a dinosaur in the face and break swords with your pecs.
I wanna see you eat lightning and crap thunder!
Enough Bean Burritos and the thunder is a given.
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
That depends, can you slap a tornado?
Sure.
Once…
I can slap a tornado… I can dry up the sea…
Just sayin’.
I am imagining a world in which a guy like Walky is considered the epitome of super manliness. I like that world very much.
Soon as possible? Given the pace of this strip she’ll be around for a decade.
And I for one don’t mind at all.
An improbable pair, but still….kinda cute.
i just noticed, Walky is the only person with a bookbag
Mike’s books won’t carry themselves.
as well as the rest of the classes
And this is why they’re perfect for each other, neither wants to make serious commitments
My thoughts exactly. Proof of why Dorothy is seeing Walky instead of Danny; he isn’t clingy, among other reasons.
plus Danny is not chiseled out of caramel.
Sculpted, my friend, sculpted. One does not chisel caramel. One molds, kneads and massages it into delicious shapes.
Or you melt it down and pour it into a mold.
Yeah… the metaphor kinda breaks down after a certain point.
unlike his abs
Don’t be so sure. If he’s anything like other guys I knew who were skinny in their teens, at some point in his mid-twenties his metabolism is going to grind to a screeching halt.
It is nice that they’re sort of on the same page about what they want out of this relationship.
The only Dorothy Walky is going to man-marry is Dorothy the Dinosaur (from The Wiggles)
And you are never too old to watch programs meant for children.
I heard somewhere that hipsters are allowed to watch them ‘ironically’. 😛
Bah, who gives a flying feather to those hipsters.
I’m allowed to watch them because I’m making sure they’re appropriate for my kids to watch. 😉
Doing things ‘ironically’ is the Get Out Of Jail Free card for any guilty pleasures you might indulge in.
I’ll remember that next time my wife says something about my naughty browser history.
I’m only looking at that girls naked boobies ironically, honey.
also, I liked boobies before they were popular. Boobies were so much better before they got all commercial.
@Rex … I was in to boobies back when they were still going by hooters.You know, before they sold out.
Before they sold out to the Man! Nobody likes Man boobies.
@fellixe Of course no one likes Man boobies. There’s no appeal to it.
Even caramel man boobies?
@Aizat … what about girls who like both ladies and gets? Man boobies could be a little like having both at once! That might appeal … to somebody … maybe …
That might be the best last panel ever.
So… Is this her version of the “I’m shipping out tomorrow” speech?
I’m shipping them right now :3
Joyce is off to “think” impure “thoughts” about Walky while she “pleasures herself” if you know what I mean.
…
She’s going to touch herself.
…
Inappropriately.
I Joyce could read that comment she would hire mike to punch you repeatedly in the face.
Mike would turn her down, because he could cause more suffering by doing nothing.
On the vagina.
Hey, hey, hey now. There’s nothing inappropriate about touching one’s own vagina.
Depends what she’s touching it with.
Obviously, Walky is a buffet of manliness.
… and spilled condiments, but you get the gist of it, I’m sure.
Swoon! Oh Walky! Your manliness can only be compared to the luster of your sculpted caramel body in pure intensity!
Take me now.
“I must not have told you ‘cuz of how super manly I am.”
Oh Walky, you keep on dreaming that crazy dream.
He is the embodiment of tough, rough manliness.
The very embodiment. Sculpted out of caramel.
Your avatar adds a whole ‘nother level of sarcasm to that comment.
Walky is the definition of manly man. Never give an answer when put on the spot. Then let the real answer slip out in a non-threatining way. The Dos Equis guy would be proud!
I don’t always tell women I like them, but when I do, I don’t tell them I wanna marry them or nuffin’.
He’s a man, such a man, he’s a real, a real man’s man.
They say explaining the joke makes it not funny, but that is like half the comments here and they are hilar. ious.
Dorothy has the best reactions. Fast becoming my favorite character.
Joyce just wants to see more of Walky’s Caramel sculpted awesomeness.
and that class is how you blurt something you didn’t mean to, and play it off as manly as possible. Questions? NO! You don’t have questions because Professor Walky just demonstrated it perfectly.
FLAWLESS, Walky.