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Blameless

by David M Willis on February 18, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Guess Who's Coming to Galasso's
└ Tags: daisy, jennifer

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  1. Michael
    Michael
    February 18, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Smooth

    • Skull025
      Skull025
      February 18, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

      Like a bastard file. Like sandpaper made out of sharp, pointy rocks. Like Mick Jagger on crystal meth. Like a tiger’s gaping maw. Like broken glass glued onto a morningstar flail. Like the three little piggies after being put through a woodchip-
      Oh, wait. Damn, that one is actually smooth.

      • E.C.
        E.C.
        February 18, 2013 at 2:51 am | #

        So are a tiger’s fangs, ideally. 😉

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        February 18, 2013 at 12:54 pm | #

        A bastard file. This intrigues me.

        • ik
          ik
          February 18, 2013 at 6:55 pm | #

          It’s an entirely standard type of file. Files come in bastard cut (coarsest, for filing away stuff quickly), second cut (medium) and smooth (for fine work and finishing).

      • tahrey
        tahrey
        February 20, 2013 at 3:46 am | #

        I’d expect, if it’s a machine for making chips out of wood, that there’ll still be quite a few jagged chunks of bone and the like inamongst all the gooey entrails…

    • Jenny Creed
      Jenny Creed
      July 27, 2013 at 7:10 am | #

      Like scotch straight from the distillery.

      • fatemaster1
        fatemaster1
        June 23, 2014 at 6:03 pm | #

        Like undistilled scotch.

  2. Sir Robin
    Sir Robin
    February 18, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Now we just need to introduce Billie to Leslie

    • ASmellyOgre
      ASmellyOgre
      February 18, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      As if the ramifications of an RA and her not-boss hitting on her weren’t bad enough. I don’t think a teacher would be a good thing to add to this mix, no matter how much the fanbase clamors for it.

      • that bard
        that bard
        February 18, 2013 at 2:16 am | #

        No, don’t you see?! That just makes it even better!

      • E.C.
        E.C.
        February 18, 2013 at 2:51 am | #

        I’m with ASO. That idea just has disaster written all over it for all concerned.

        • Andiemus
          Andiemus
          February 18, 2013 at 3:29 am | #

          If by “disaster” you mean “pending nuclear apocalypse”.

          • Josh
            Josh
            February 18, 2013 at 4:41 am | #

            and by “pending nuclear apocalypse” you mean “absolutely amazing”!

            • Dibullba
              Dibullba
              February 18, 2013 at 5:01 am | #

              and by “absolutely amazing” you mean “Willis does it cause screw morals”

              • showler
                showler
                February 18, 2013 at 12:03 pm | #

                I can see arguing about the fans reaction to Billie being harassed, but blaming Willis seems a bit odd.

                Does everyone not see Daisy desperately trying to excuse her actions because she knows she went over the line?

                • begbert2
                  begbert2
                  February 18, 2013 at 3:41 pm | #

                  Or because she’s worried about being perceived as going over the line.

                  No argument that Ruth committed assault – she slammed Billie against a wall and forced a kiss. Daisy, on the other hand, got slammed (at her own request), and made a kissy-face. I’m not sure an actual kiss even happened. Personally I don’t consider the two serieses of events all that comparable.

                • Fnord
                  Fnord
                  February 20, 2013 at 8:57 am | #

                  Yeah, I’m with Begbert. Ruth’s action creeped me the hell out, especially given her history of bullying, Daisy’s wasn’t nearly as obviously terrible.

            • Gordon Blvd
              Gordon Blvd
              February 18, 2013 at 8:12 am | #

              @Josh – your avatar mixed with your comment…………….
              just PERFECT! Just imagine if Penny was the next
              person Bille ran into……………….and this “trend”
              continued? Remember last we saw Ms. Penny, she
              was pretty “frustrated” herself, as I recall lol

    • Raen
      Raen
      February 18, 2013 at 7:50 am | #

      Daisy’s kind of an idiot, and Ruth’s out of her mind. Leslie’s got her head screwed on too well to pull a stunt like this.

      …although given this arc’s title, I’m wondering whether this is leading Billie into the arms of Conquest…

      • madd
        madd
        February 18, 2013 at 11:24 pm | #

        I concur, on the Leslie front.

    • Tortoiseshell Bat
      Tortoiseshell Bat
      February 19, 2013 at 1:16 am | #

      Actually, I think that would be a good idea. Leslie would be compassionate, understanding, non-judgmental… she wouldn’t dismiss things as ‘not counting’ because Ruth is a girl, plus, she’d be an ideal person to talk to if Billie is, as seems to be the case, having mixed feelings about what happened.
      But no way would she hit on a student.

  3. LS
    LS
    February 18, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Apparently Billie is particularly harassable.

    IT’S NOT SEXIST BECAUSE LESBIANS.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 18, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      Yeah, how does that work again? I don’t get the sexist claims thing.

      • Ridureyu
        Ridureyu
        February 18, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

        It’s not sexual harrassment because the readership finds it hot!

        🙂

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          February 18, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

          Not that, the “If a guy do it, it’s wrong but if a gal does it, it’s A-OK” thing. For the life of me, I never understand that.

          • coobee
            coobee
            February 18, 2013 at 4:42 am | #

            Actually please ignore what he said. It’s NOT okay for either to do it; please note that in the comic Billie is angry and upset that these women have assaulted her and bothered by the event.

            However, women have been hurt by men for a very long time and it was considered okay, even natural, for a man to whack around a woman if she stepped out of line and to exercise sexual control of her as he wished. I’m not making this up; it’s entrenched in law in several cultures including westernized civilizations until fairly recently.

            What this means is that reversing this trend has been very difficult and has changing laws, moral notions and huge cultural shifts in the sexist (to both genders) notion of manhood as being dominant.

            On the other hand, there is no historical precedent for women mistreating men in this way and no evidence that this behavior is as deeply rubbed into our culture as that male-on-female violence or sexual assault. As such, a woman assaulting a man or even another woman doesn’t carry as much WEIGHT, historically and culturally, as if a man were to do it.

            Essentially, if a man assaults a woman, not only are there often the attendant physical dis/advantages at play (often but not always!) but also the huge recall of centuries – millennia even – of systematized, lawful oppression in which this was allowed and encouraged to happen. The other way around suggests just “regular” violence or assault.

            Just to repeat; assault is never okay whoever is involved. Fiction assault can be a part of a satisfying narrative but shouldn’t be excused in real life.

            And no, women are NOT more likely to be domestic abusers (what????) or rapists (whaaat??????????). I have literally no idea where that’s coming from other than simple conspiracy theorizing and misogyny.

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              February 18, 2013 at 5:13 am | #

              http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250×250/35005508.jpg

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                February 18, 2013 at 7:46 am | #

                You said it. I was just asking for clarification.

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  February 18, 2013 at 2:35 pm | #

                  It’s a touchy subject for a lot of people.

            • AckAckAck
              AckAckAck
              February 18, 2013 at 11:47 pm | #

              @Coobee

              The comment was removed. I think that’s a good move by Willis. It’s gender racism and can cause flame war.

          • David
            David M Willis
            February 18, 2013 at 9:31 pm | #

            *looks over everything*

            Man, I really can’t have a story about two ladies mackin’ it in the bad way without the manfolks makin’ sure everyone else knows they’ve got it bad too, can I?

            Y’know, fellas, sometimes things ain’t about us.

            *wipity wipe wipe*

            • Thor
              Thor
              February 19, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

              Part of it is the average age of your audience. You need to have acquired a certain amount of life experience to be able to chill out, take a step back, and consider that mitigating factors and context just might trump what seems to be clear and inviolable boundaries.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          February 18, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

          Sounds good to me. 😀

        • taekwondogirl
          taekwondogirl
          February 18, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

          Sexist isn’t the same as sexual harassment; that’s not what is being discussed.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            February 18, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

            And even then…Only Ruth really harassed her.

          • Raen
            Raen
            February 18, 2013 at 3:32 am | #

            It sort of is – the theory behind sexual harassment laws is that they create a discriminatory workplace, not just an uncomfortable one.

            • taekwondogirl
              taekwondogirl
              February 18, 2013 at 11:05 am | #

              I don’t think I’ve ever heard that theory.

              • Dranorter
                Dranorter
                February 19, 2013 at 1:23 pm | #

                Yeah no. The theory behind sexual harassment laws is that they apply equally well to any other sort of workplace harassment, and workplace harassment creates a “hostile work environment” iirc and people have some sort of a right to be socially comfortable at work. Discriminatory has not that much to do with it.

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          February 18, 2013 at 2:11 pm | #

          It clearly is sexual harassment, and I don’t think anywhere Willis has indicated that its not. It’s not assault, the way it happened to Joyce, but it is understood as wrong for all involved.

    • testestes
      testestes
      February 18, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

      In this case, didn’t billie push daisy up against the wall? I’m not sure making kissie lips is in-and-of-itself harassment when it’s the other person who’s instigating facial closeness.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        February 18, 2013 at 3:46 am | #

        Daisy still at fault though. She want to know what happened between Billie and Ruth and asked her to demonstrate it so she did. Facial closeness happened because she reconstruct what happened last night and not asking for a kiss from Daisy.

        • madd
          madd
          February 18, 2013 at 11:22 pm | #

          Daisy didn’t ask her to demonstrate. She said “tell me.” I think Daisy was wrong to think it was a good time for kissy face, but I’d like to clarify that she did not ask Billie for physical contact.

  4. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    February 18, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    At least Billie didn’t choke her like it looks like she wants to.

  5. NeutroBlaster96
    NeutroBlaster96
    February 18, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    Man, Billie is killing it with the ladies! Wish I was that smooth.

    • ASmellyOgre
      ASmellyOgre
      February 18, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      From the looks of it, the ladies are just lucky Billie isn’t killing them.

      • Skull025
        Skull025
        February 18, 2013 at 1:19 am | #

        KILLER BILLIE!

        • Darth
          Darth
          February 18, 2013 at 1:25 am | #

          Kill Billie

          • Felix Kütt
            Felix Kütt
            February 18, 2013 at 10:30 am | #

            no, no, it’s killie billie, I’m most adamant about it!

  6. Raibean
    Raibean
    February 18, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    I bet Billie will run into Mike next… after all, he’s not a man. He’s a force of nature.

    • Henry
      Henry
      February 18, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      After all, he’s whatever you don’t want him to be.

      • Krogaladin
        Krogaladin
        February 18, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

        so Mike will become a lesbian?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 18, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        Mike is a lesbian? Be right back while I draw this.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          February 18, 2013 at 1:19 am | #

          Mike Michelle is whatever you don’t want her to be.

          • AckAckAck
            AckAckAck
            February 18, 2013 at 1:30 am | #

            Michelle is surprisingly cute.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            February 18, 2013 at 1:46 am | #

            Nice style you have there Yoto.

            • Osaru Sensei
              Osaru Sensei
              February 18, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

              It’s a Yotomoe style.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                February 18, 2013 at 7:54 pm | #

                +1 🙂

          • Raen
            Raen
            February 18, 2013 at 3:33 am | #

            I’m just wondering where she got that blouse on such short notice.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            February 18, 2013 at 4:11 am | #

            Magnificent.

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            February 18, 2013 at 10:38 am | #

            I love it. The facial expressions… 🙂

    • Led
      Led
      February 18, 2013 at 12:34 pm | #

      You do not run into Mike. Mike runs into you.

  7. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    February 18, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    For a good time call Ruth. If you’re in the mood for a fight, or lady love.

    • Resne
      Resne
      February 18, 2013 at 3:51 am | #

      There’s a difference?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 18, 2013 at 7:13 am | #

        Sex is a lot like a fight. You just punch with your crotch, more.

  8. Kemp
    Kemp
    February 18, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    She fails to bed a man, and is hounded after by women.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 18, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Bad Luck Billie.

  9. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    February 18, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Billy needs a keg.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 18, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      A really big keg.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        February 18, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

        The biggest keg. The King Keg, if you will.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          February 18, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

          No, the Mega Keg.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            February 18, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

            A keg of woop-ass!

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            February 18, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

            Kegas XLR

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              February 18, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

              Kegger Emperor.

              • Meman!
                Meman!
                February 18, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

                Kegocalypse!

                • AckAckAck
                  AckAckAck
                  February 18, 2013 at 1:27 am | #

                  Kegeverse!

    • Josh
      Josh
      February 18, 2013 at 4:46 am | #

      She has great kegs anyways.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      February 18, 2013 at 12:20 pm | #

      Actually scratch that, better make it two kegs, a crate of Irish whiskey, and Jack Sparrows last bottle of rum.

  10. Simian Bros
    Simian Bros
    February 18, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Scary Billie is scary

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 18, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      I’ve seen scarier. Ever seen Twilight Sparkle’s face from Lesson Zero?

      • Indiana Jane
        Indiana Jane
        February 18, 2013 at 1:02 am | #

        eeyup, I am sad to say it gave me nightmares that night.

        • AckAckAck
          AckAckAck
          February 18, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

          Twilight Sparkle, having total mental breakdown in MLP.

          You know, that show, for kids!

          • leonou
            leonou
            February 18, 2013 at 5:29 am | #

            You mean the kid show where, in the first episode, the main character ressorts to alcohol in order to escape from her problems ?
            I like this kind of kid show !

            • Felix Kütt
              Felix Kütt
              February 18, 2013 at 10:39 am | #

              ee-Yup, that’s after all what kid’s do now-a-days to escape from their problems! I know from personal experience. stopped drinking when I was 16, I mean I still might have an occasional beer or two, but that doesn’t even register as drinking… so… uhh… yeah.

            • AckAckAck
              AckAckAck
              February 18, 2013 at 11:50 pm | #

              You mean the Cider episode? when everyone was pissed off when the beer apple cider run dry and it teach that monopoly is a good thing?

              eeyup!

  11. Aras Pabedinskas
    Aras Pabedinskas
    February 18, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    BILLIE THE BEAVER! I CAN’T (okay, that’s a bit of a lie) UNSEE IT (but it’s still somewhat, sort of there, kind of)!

  12. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    February 18, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    Billie’s face…OMG… I’m dyin’ here… XD

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      February 18, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

      Agreed! So perfect!

  13. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    February 18, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    Billie looks like she’s about to have an actual cardiac arrest.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 18, 2013 at 7:14 am | #

      It’s actually Love Lockdown.

  14. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    February 18, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    Oh, Billie is about to go batshit crazy.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 18, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      ABOUT TO?!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 18, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      Make sure she stays away from any blunt objects.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 18, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

        And sharp ones. SHE WILL STAB EVERYTHING.

        • AckAckAck
          AckAckAck
          February 18, 2013 at 1:02 am | #

          She’s physically fit enough to hurt someone with her body.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            February 18, 2013 at 2:17 am | #

            Especially with her huge….personality.

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              February 18, 2013 at 3:31 am | #

              And her tracts of land!

  15. Ocean rhino
    Ocean rhino
    February 18, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

    Well at least she can’t out Ruth, unless she wants people to find out she tried to kiss a student

  16. Johnpocalypse
    Johnpocalypse
    February 18, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    Oh jeez, that’s the best Billie face I’ve ever seen.

    FFFFAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEE!

    • that bard
      that bard
      February 18, 2013 at 2:18 am | #

      I dare say we will be seeing a few people using that as a gravatar soon enough.

  17. Taigan
    Taigan
    February 18, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    Billie’s problem is she desperately wants to get laid (by a man) and feels the universe is taunting her with these girls throwing themselves at her.

  18. Krogaladin
    Krogaladin
    February 18, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

    Billie done broked.

    • Krogaladin
      Krogaladin
      February 18, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      for the second time my random avatar is Mike.

  19. Melvin Schlock
    Melvin Schlock
    February 18, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

    I can’t wait for Joe to drop into this storyline.

    • Matt
      Matt
      February 18, 2013 at 12:55 am | #

      Joe is at least the gender she’s shooting for. Remember, she was willing to jump Danny’s bones just because she was a little stressed. At this point, she might crush Joe’s pelvis.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 18, 2013 at 1:24 am | #

        With HER pelvis!

      • Pinja
        Pinja
        February 18, 2013 at 2:22 am | #

        Eh, Joe ignored her which kind of upset her. Doubt she’d want him now.

  20. RobHagen
    RobHagen
    February 18, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

    Quick everybody! Protect your Femurs!

  21. xain
    xain
    February 18, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

    I just get the feeling this is gonna lead up to ruth trying to apologize and Billie immediatly letting out a torrent of rage as a result of all this piling up and then ruth will feel like crap and billie will feel guilty

  22. HLY
    HLY
    February 18, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

    I feel sorry for whoever billy runs into next…

    and billy herself, but right now the rage is making me worried

  23. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    February 18, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

    Poor Daisy. What’s it gonna take to get her some lovin’?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 18, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

      I wanted to say pancakes and a very skimpy outfit but somehow that seemed inappropriate.

      • George
        George
        February 18, 2013 at 3:27 am | #

        Bake herself into a snickers bar next time a certain congresswoman comes around.

        • AckAckAck
          AckAckAck
          February 18, 2013 at 3:51 am | #

          Why wait for the congresswoman? there’s a teacher available nearby!

  24. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    February 18, 2013 at 12:51 am | #

    Billie is definately bad new right now. Kinda hope next one she runs into is Mike, he could defuse her without getting self killed.

  25. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    February 18, 2013 at 12:56 am | #

    I think that’s a good idea Billie. Give Daisy Ruth’s phone number and let her know first hand about Ruth’s cruelty.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 18, 2013 at 1:25 am | #

      Or maybe they’ll make out and both leave you alone! It’s a win-win!

  26. Leon
    Leon
    February 18, 2013 at 12:56 am | #

    Blameless? I think we can pretty much blame Daisy for her stupidity.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 18, 2013 at 1:28 am | #

      jee, How rude. You, young man, need to learn some manners.

  27. ridtom
    ridtom
    February 18, 2013 at 1:31 am | #

    God, her face! It’s not even a real expression just pure unmasked contempt and fustration fused into some sort of multi-face that only those who have been through hell can possibly understand!!! I miss my ex :'(

  28. Osaru Sensei
    Osaru Sensei
    February 18, 2013 at 1:53 am | #

    And here we see the long-awaited return of the “Shut your FAAAAACE”-face.

  29. Guitardude_1995
    Guitardude_1995
    February 18, 2013 at 2:10 am | #

    Smooth… WAAAAY smooth.

  30. E.C.
    E.C.
    February 18, 2013 at 2:45 am | #

    OY! =_= … Daisy needs to come out of the closet, join the LGBT club (my spelling may be off; apologies!) if she hasn’t already, and find a girlfriend.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      February 18, 2013 at 3:11 am | #

      Well, there’s this college RA who desperately looking for a girlfriend.

      Requirement: Saint like patience and high pain resistance.

    • Raen
      Raen
      February 18, 2013 at 3:35 am | #

      Okay, I’m not sure if Billie is closeted or not, but I’m pretty damn sure Daisy isn’t. Could probably use a girlfriend, though.

  31. JoeMerl
    JoeMerl
    February 18, 2013 at 3:16 am | #

    “Am I like—catnip or lesbians?! Lesbianip?! IS THAT WHAT YOU’D CALL THAT?!”

    • FlyingFish
      FlyingFish
      February 18, 2013 at 11:16 am | #

      “Maybe I should talk to my sexuality teacher about this, see if she can figure this out…”

  32. Gargamel
    Gargamel
    February 18, 2013 at 4:50 am | #

    Billie I know this is going to be hard journey ahead but ‘it gets better’, just some helpful suggestions in this difficult time:
    Step 1: Attach pom-poms to revolvers.
    Step 2: Put ball bag over head and make gashes for mouth and eyes, perhaps adding makeup touches such as lipstick to the mouth area for emphasis.
    Step 3: Put a blood red cross over team symbol.
    Step 4: Gain cash through theft.
    Step 5: Get back at the b$&@€%¼ that snubbed you!

    • Craig
      Craig
      February 18, 2013 at 7:04 am | #

      step 6: ?????
      step 7: profit

  33. ADHadh
    ADHadh
    February 18, 2013 at 7:39 am | #

    Billie is like a newbie to webcomics: LESBIANS, LESBIANS EVERYWHERE!

  34. Dr.Z
    Dr.Z
    February 18, 2013 at 7:42 am | #

    This comic has thought me that all Lesbians are perverts & evil. 🙂

  35. Dani
    Dani
    February 18, 2013 at 7:57 am | #

    Oh my god I just want to wrap Billie up in a (nonsexual) hug and get her to student health services because she’s having a breakdown and no one around her seems to give a shit.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      February 18, 2013 at 12:26 pm | #

      :’)

    • Dr.Z
      Dr.Z
      February 18, 2013 at 7:55 pm | #

      She could actually try talking to her friends instead of her frienemy or the perverted head of the newspaper.

  36. Culwecth
    Culwecth
    February 18, 2013 at 10:36 am | #

    I hope the campus dosen’t have a bell tower…
    ‘Cause that’s a “Kill them all!” look if I ever saw one.

  37. fruitpunchtsunami
    fruitpunchtsunami
    February 18, 2013 at 10:38 am | #

    Somebody needs to give Daisy a glass of water

  38. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    February 18, 2013 at 11:48 am | #

    Today is not a good day to cross Billie’s path.

  39. jsepeta
    jsepeta
    February 18, 2013 at 12:02 pm | #

    Ruth is abusive, but would kissing someone count as assault?

    Women can be incredibly abusive, but usually it’s more emotional and verbal abuse than physical abuse. Just my luck to fall for the girl who sent me to the ER to get my jaw x-rayed.

    • Raen
      Raen
      February 18, 2013 at 1:14 pm | #

      Kissing her without her consent? Yes.

      Slamming her up against the wall and kissing her? Hell yes.

      For that matter, slamming her up against the wall and not kissing her? Last I checked, still yes.

      The word “assault” has taken on connotations stronger than its actual definition.

  40. Absolom
    Absolom
    February 18, 2013 at 6:17 pm | #

    Her face went RAGE
    Love it

  41. Thor
    Thor
    February 18, 2013 at 6:41 pm | #

    You know what I find hilarious?

    In the comments of this strip:
    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/business/

    …no one used the word “assault” at all, even though the kissee was grabbed and forced into a kiss by the kisser. It’s a funny ol’ world, eh?

    • DEG1377
      DEG1377
      February 18, 2013 at 10:16 pm | #

      Wow.

      I don’t know if that’s exactly “hilarious”, but it is completely an interesting observation. I think I need to sit back and think for a while…

    • madd
      madd
      February 18, 2013 at 11:09 pm | #

      How is that the same situation? He was hitting on her, she shot him down, he was apologizing for putting the moves on her. She was flattered and grabbed him for a kiss. He clearly stated his interest. She responded. In the situation with Ruth, Billie was pushed against a wall by her adversary and kissed. With Daisy, it was not assault as she did notforce herself on Billie, so much as she importuned.

    • John
      John
      February 18, 2013 at 11:37 pm | #

      People did, however, call this one “assault”.

      But maybe that’s ’cause Dotty’s goin’ for the grope.

  42. John
    John
    February 18, 2013 at 7:08 pm | #

    Sooo… I’m having trouble seeing why people (including, apparently, Billie) think Daisy is guilty of anything worse than very understandably misinterpreting Billie’s actions here. Daisy asked Billie to tell her how the kiss had happened – probably at least partially for her own titillation, but I think also out of actual concern. She did not ask Billie to re-enact the event with her in the starring role, and seemed surprised and flustered by Billie choosing to do so. She did not push Billie up against a wall and kiss her, but rather just the opposite… Billie pushed her up against a wall, moved in well past the boundaries of personal space, and then leaned in even closer, apparently moving in to kiss her, all the while describing these events which had previously ended in a kiss. And, again, all this by Billie’s unprompted choice.

    It doesn’t seem to me at all surprising, unreasonable, or blameworthy for Daisy to conclude, at that point, that Billie was using this scenario to put the moves on her (and, Daisy being Daisy, it’s even less surprising that she’s totally okay with that), and to prepare to accept the kiss that seemed to be coming.

    And now Billie has stormed off in a huff, causing Daisy to realize that she was somehow mistaken when she interpreted a hot girl pushing her against a wall and getting intimately close to her as being a hot girl pushing her against a wall in order to get intimately close to her, and to try to cover her mistake, and her ass. And get the phone number of someone who might actually follow through while she’s at it.

    • madd
      madd
      February 18, 2013 at 10:57 pm | #

      I think the problem, for Billie, is that she just had to deal with Ruth coming at her out of nowhere and then Daisy asks her about it and Billie’s thinking she’s got a sounding board in Daisy and then there’s Daisy looking like she wants to get at her too. She was pretty much at her limit when the run in with Ruth happened and this is just more of things not being what she expects them to be. In Billie’s mind, what Daisy is guilty of, is being just as “unstable” as everything else in her life.

  43. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    February 18, 2013 at 8:11 pm | #

    Maybe I’m just missing the point (or dead tired from work) but I’m not sure why Billie’s face is like that.

    Is she mad she told someone, or is there something else I’m missing?

    • Neospector
      Neospector
      February 18, 2013 at 8:23 pm | #

      In the previous comic when Billie was reenacting the scene, Daisy made a face like she was trying to accept the kiss.

      In other words, Daisy wanted (wants) to get a ‘lil lesbian something.

      • Jason
        Jason
        March 6, 2013 at 2:28 pm | #

        I think you both missed the fact that Daisy kissed Billie. Granted, Willis’s art style — leaving the actual lips out of the drawing — sometimes makes it a little difficult to see what’s going on.

  44. vanjealous
    vanjealous
    February 19, 2013 at 11:39 am | #

    “All The Young Girls Love Alic…..no…..Billie”….Bernie Taupin

  45. LtSaraD
    LtSaraD
    February 19, 2013 at 9:47 pm | #

    its college, you need to let it flow a little.

  46. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    February 20, 2013 at 6:21 pm | #

    You can’t beat em’ Billie, you have to join them.

  47. Hinoron
    Hinoron
    February 23, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Geez, Billie! You are just CANDY to closet lesbians, aren’t you?

    • Narf
      Narf
      March 2, 2013 at 3:37 pm | #

      Ruth might be closeted – it seemed earlier that she was just not forthcoming with her sexual preferences, rather than being openly deceptive – but this girl’s closet was made of ice and glass. 😛

  48. newllend
    newllend
    August 15, 2013 at 4:27 am | #

    Wow she is dessprerate

  49. Rai4u
    Rai4u
    March 19, 2014 at 9:22 am | #

    Lesbians detected 😀

  50. DarkVeghetta
    DarkVeghetta
    June 19, 2015 at 8:07 pm | #

    If Billie isn’t interested, she really should hook up Daisy with Ruth.

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