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by David M Willis on February 13, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Guess Who's Coming to Galasso's
└ Tags: amber, danny, norville

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  1. The Sound Defense
    The Sound Defense
    February 13, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Danny is so unobservant it’s adorable.

    • |Agent
      |Agent
      February 13, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

      He will figure it out. There is no way that he cannot. I am only curious as to whether he’s going to play it cool and let Amber have her own rope.

      • LaurelRaven
        LaurelRaven
        February 13, 2013 at 2:02 am | #

        Never underestimate the power of a Danny to be completely oblivious, no matter the size of the cluebat beating down on his skull.

        • Raoullefere
          Raoullefere
          February 13, 2013 at 2:55 am | #

          Like I said in the last comments, mediocre sneakiness is all you need when dealing with Danny.

          • T Campbell
            T Campbell
            February 13, 2013 at 5:39 am | #

            It’s why he makes such a great Lois. At this point he’s a better Lois than Lois herself.

          • IndigoRei
            IndigoRei
            February 13, 2013 at 8:06 pm | #

            So anything above a critical fail will do.

            • LaurelRaven
              LaurelRaven
              February 14, 2013 at 1:54 am | #

              You might even be able to fudge it with a critical fail…

        • ProjectXa3
          ProjectXa3
          April 11, 2013 at 11:56 pm | #

          I wholeheartedly approve of your icon!

    • blueyesion
      blueyesion
      February 14, 2013 at 3:46 pm | #

      sounds creepy with the super dark avatar.

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    February 13, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    But how do cupcakes improve computer performance??

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 13, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      It doesn’t improve computer performance but it does improve your relationship performance.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        February 13, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

        So life really is like a dating sim then… cool!

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          February 13, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

          No wonder everything people say just sounds like gibberish to me.

          • Boom
            Boom
            February 13, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

            That depends on whether you’re a Clanger or not…

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          February 13, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

          Well, yeah. It’s just that there’s no strategy guide.

          • ender1200
            ender1200
            February 13, 2013 at 7:28 am | #

            No one wrote a stategy guide?
            Man real life has the worst fanbase ever!

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              February 13, 2013 at 8:09 am | #

              Well, technically there are some strategy guides but some people think that it’s a load of crap.

          • Andrusi
            Andrusi
            February 13, 2013 at 11:16 am | #

            I think Amber is trying to be the strategy guide.

        • Zababcd
          Zababcd
          February 13, 2013 at 3:19 am | #

          If you happen to run into a girl with the same frequency you would in some dating sims, they will think you are a stalker. But don’t worry, you just have to know how to load your earlier save file… You did create a save point, didn’t you?

      • that bard
        that bard
        February 13, 2013 at 1:10 am | #

        Actually, by giving the user of the computer a sugar rush, the cupcakes could give the illusion that the computer is actually SLOWER.

      • Aeyt
        Aeyt
        February 13, 2013 at 4:40 am | #

        But it DOES improve computer performance. It’s the universal law of cupcake. ALL things are improved by delicious cupcakes. Oh look puppies, so cute, add cupcakes, even better. Fancy Italian dinner, delicious, throw in a cupcake, double delicious. Sexy girls kissing, who realistically doesn’t like that, add cupcakes, and you don’t even have to queue the cheesy cliché sexy time music. Cupcakes = winning

        • Ziaheart
          Ziaheart
          February 14, 2013 at 3:05 am | #

          But puppies eating a cupcake you wanted to eat later doesn’t make puppies better!

          OOOH I like the new sliding comment box!

    • Inara
      Inara
      February 13, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      I’ve always found that a good dose of vitamin cupcake can really help prevent PEBCAK errors.

    • LaurelRaven
      LaurelRaven
      February 13, 2013 at 2:06 am | #

      They have no effect on computer performance; however, they do affect user performance, and user mood. Improved user mood will have the effect of making the computer APPEAR to run better, and thus further improving user satisfaction and mood. Before you know it, this cycle of user mood / apparent performance / cupcaky goodness will spiral upward into a greater sense of euphoria and accompany feelings of Nirvana, until the user actually passes into a greater state of being as an entity of pure joy.

      …now I want a cupcake, too.

      • GShyft
        GShyft
        February 13, 2013 at 8:20 pm | #

        You just described the end goals of transhumanism replacing cupcakes for technology. I’m pretty sure your plan is better.

    • Galeus
      Galeus
      February 13, 2013 at 2:50 am | #

      Well, you can use the computer to extrapolate a model of the entire universe from the cupcake, and create the Total Perspective Vortex.

  3. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    February 13, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    All the cupcakes.

    • Chug
      Chug
      February 13, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakes

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        February 13, 2013 at 4:27 am | #

        Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakes

        In her faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

  4. Dranorter
    Dranorter
    February 13, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    The gambit will work perfectly until he has any reason to complain about a!g behind her back.

  5. HK-A6A7
    HK-A6A7
    February 13, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    I have 8 gigs of ram.
    …
    That Motherboard makes me feel like a primitive.

    • The Aussie Bloke
      The Aussie Bloke
      February 13, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      My brother built himself a computer with 64 gig of ram.

      He’s a firm believer in the concept of “if it’s worth doing, it’s worth OVER-doing”

      • Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
        Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
        February 13, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

        HOW THE HECK did he manage to come across a 64 GB Ram? And how is it compatible with his computer?

        • White Rice
          White Rice
          February 13, 2013 at 1:34 am | #

          I’m willing to bet that the total RAM is 64 gigs, not a single stick of 64 gig. I’ve seen boards with 8 slots, and 8 sticks of 8 takes us to 64 quite nicely (I want to say I’ve encountered some 16’s as well, but that’s taking things a bit too far)

        • The Aussie Bloke
          The Aussie Bloke
          February 13, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

          I don’t know. He’s got: i7 3820 CPU, 64 gb ram, 128 SSD boot drive, 2 Tb storage drive, gigabyte 650TI overclocked Graphics card, xoner x2 sound card, on a DX79TO intel motherboard. Built the whole thing himself, from scratch. And I think he’s using the latest Windows upgrade, not sure.

          • miyto
            miyto
            February 13, 2013 at 3:08 pm | #

            laptop or desktop computer?
            desktop towers (ie not iMacs but instead Mac Pros; or equivalent machines) have proper-sized fans which allow for 32GB RAM cards and have 4-8 RAM card slots on-board (last I checked in early 2012; they hadn’t made a new mac tower in fivish years, just added better upgrade options)
            Laptops (ie MacBook Pros, or equivalent laptops) can on the fringe hold the 16GB RAM cards with 4(I think?) RAM card slots; I do not recommend sitting such a laptop on your lap, you will likely burn

            • miyto
              miyto
              February 13, 2013 at 3:26 pm | #

              And I’ve just double checked those specs, they were the ‘official’ come in the box numbers for the Mac Pro (2009 high-end model), un-officially it can take 128 RAM with customization.
              The mac-boxes made since have the same max specs with less card slots to get there (refinement of the same computer rather than adding in any more excess; if they wanted they could double the RAM capacity by adding the option for 8 RAM card slots back in)
              Someday I will obtain a Mac Pro and it’s hardware will be more than I will ever need, at least until (screwy stuff like) quantum computers and computer-to-brain interfaces become commercial products

              • Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
                Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
                February 13, 2013 at 9:22 pm | #

                I have a MacBook Pro 2009 DDR3 and the highest amount of RAM compatible with mine is 2 4GIGS of Ram totaling to 8 gigs

          • Saru
            Saru
            February 13, 2013 at 3:30 pm | #

            Does he not play games? That video card is a clear weakest link.

            • The Aussie Bloke
              The Aussie Bloke
              February 13, 2013 at 7:34 pm | #

              It’s a desktop. He’s using it as an audio workstation. The idea was to make a computer that he wouldn’t have to upgrade in a couple year’s time.

        • Anonymous
          Anonymous
          February 13, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

          Perhaps he has 8 slots in his motherboard and each has an 8 gig stick?

  6. Ryorin
    Ryorin
    February 13, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    Dinah may be my spirit animal, but Amber knows where my heart lies.

    • Ryorin
      Ryorin
      February 13, 2013 at 1:41 am | #

      I have misspelled the name of my spirit animal. I am hanging my head in shame.

  7. RobHagen
    RobHagen
    February 13, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    Amazi-Girl Gambit: Ask for computer motherboard, when you really want cupcakes. Awesome. 🙂

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 13, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      I want a motherboard made of cupcakes. I want an E-Z bake desktop.

      • Wonder Wig
        Wonder Wig
        February 13, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        My last computer pretty much became an easy bake oven with how often it overheated.

        • Resne
          Resne
          February 13, 2013 at 4:06 am | #

          I had a laptop that doubled as a skillet on the bottom. We can make a kitchen.

          • AckAckAck
            AckAckAck
            February 13, 2013 at 5:37 am | #

            This comment link gave a whole new meaning for “Internet Cafe”

  8. Aizat
    Aizat
    February 13, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    20 bucks…..I don’t know how much is the rate of exchange of Malaysian Ringgit to USD but 20 bucks where I’m from can net you stuff from cooling fans to USB controller.

    • Dranorter
      Dranorter
      February 13, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

      Where I’m from too bro. But she probably has that kind of stuff already, just not a fancy motherboard.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        February 13, 2013 at 5:38 am | #

        Hello neighbours.

  9. Count Dracula
    Count Dracula
    February 13, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    Amber has an…unhealthy fixation on those cupcakes. Just the thought reduces her to gibbering madness. It’s too bad she won’t be getting any. At least she can be happy for Amazi-Girl!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 13, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      Cupcakes give her super-strength,

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

        Chocolate cupcakes give her ultra strength.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          February 13, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

          And if you add sprinkles…look out.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          February 13, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

          Triple chocolate cupcakes give her diabetes.

          • Count Dracula
            Count Dracula
            February 13, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

            Diabetes: Amazi-Girls kryptonite? News at 11.

            In a coincidence, diabetes is also not invited to partake in Amber’s raids. Nobody knows why this is, besides the fact that it is a disease.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        February 13, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

        Man, there was a book series I read as a kid where there was this superhero powered by cupcakes that his mad-scientist siblings made, and they’d give him a different power each time. Can’t remember what the title was.

    • Spazman
      Spazman
      February 13, 2013 at 2:27 am | #

      If I may, there is one thing you may have overlooked:

      Cupcake frosting.

      And the cupcakes themselves.

      I mean….cupcakes!

    • Raoullefere
      Raoullefere
      February 13, 2013 at 3:00 am | #

      I’m sure Joe would think Amber for the cupcakes, if he was willing to risk his cover.

      • Raoullefere
        Raoullefere
        February 13, 2013 at 3:05 am | #

        Or even thank her (oy, my fingers)

  10. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    February 13, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    I have a bad feeling that if you give Amber the cupcakes, she will eat them before you have a chance to give it to Amazi-Girl.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 13, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      Hey, no one can withstand the lure of cupcakes.

  11. RaijinK
    RaijinK
    February 13, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Amazi-Girl could really use that motherboard for her crime lab, but it’s the cupcakes that are proven invaluable in subduing villains.

    • RobHagen
      RobHagen
      February 13, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      “I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for Amazi-girl and her Cupcakes!”

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        February 13, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

        Bouncy cupcakes.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          February 13, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

          Big, bouncy cupcakes. 🙂

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 13, 2013 at 2:53 pm | #

        Cupcakes? is that what you kids are calling them these days? What’s wrong with bazongas, or sweater puppies? You kids and your slang.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      February 13, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

      They’re more effective than Hostess fruit pies!

  12. Jon P
    Jon P
    February 13, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Cupcakes are a damn fine second place.

    • Raibean
      Raibean
      February 13, 2013 at 3:01 pm | #

      The gravatar makes this sound far more defensive than it is.

  13. DanielleM
    DanielleM
    February 13, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    This is officially my favorite pairing.

    Also $20 worth of cupcakes would be like…3 dozen wouldn’t it?

    That’s a lot of cupcakes.

    • John
      John
      February 13, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      Amber/Cupcakes, you mean?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 13, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

        They’re going to have a threesome with Danny/Soda

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        February 13, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        Coupled with the original DoA OTP Walky/McNuggets, the only conclusion I can think of is that food will be your best love.

    • Jon P
      Jon P
      February 13, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

      Ha! There’s a wave of “gourmet” cupcake places in my area, where each one is like $3.

  14. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    February 13, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    Who doesn’t like cupcakes? No one, that’s who. They are cakes in a more convenient form you don’t need a fork or plate to consume. Genius.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 13, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      If you’ve got a problem with cupcakes, you’ve got a problem with me.

    • DanielleM
      DanielleM
      February 13, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

      Okay it’s been decided. This weekend I am making cupcakes. TRY AND STOP ME!

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 13, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

        Judging from your gravatar, that would be futile.

        GALASSO’S PIZZA (AND SUBS) (also cupcakes) cannot be stopped.

  15. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    February 13, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    But it can only power one tenth of the NSA.

  16. Geegles
    Geegles
    February 13, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    The blonde guy sitting behind Danny’s eyes/glasses are freaking me out

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 13, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      He learned too much about programing and reached nirvana.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        February 13, 2013 at 1:00 am | #

        You mean Nerdvana?

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          February 13, 2013 at 1:01 am | #

          I’m sorry, that was awful. Here’s me pushing the joke too far to compensate.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      February 13, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      *Scrolls up and looks* Holy shit that is terrifying. Thank you in advance for all the nightmares I’ll be having soon.

    • John
      John
      February 13, 2013 at 12:43 am | #

      It’s the other guy that’s weirding me out. His expression reminds me of Walky’s freaked-out-by-Dorothy expression. I’m assuming he’s lovestruck by Amber, but doesn’t know how to approach her, because he doesn’t have a toy monkeyape to throw at her head.

  17. Samantha Hughes
    Samantha Hughes
    February 13, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    Danny will find the one obscure food Amazi-Girl is allergic to, bake her cupcakes containing said food, and set off the smoke detectors in the community kitchen while making them. Then accompany Amazi-Girl to the ER because she ate the smoky burnt cupcakes to be nice and had an allergic reaction.

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      February 13, 2013 at 10:45 pm | #

      However, that does seem like a brilliant plan to learn her true identity. Should’ve thought of that sooner.

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      February 13, 2013 at 10:52 pm | #

      The entire day, and no one points out that if Danny brought cupcakes, Amazigirl might literally be eating out of his hands? FOR SHAME!

  18. Sir Robin
    Sir Robin
    February 13, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

    Amber is making a lot of assumptions about Amazi-Girl …

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

      Besides being lumped together and generalized about, it’s the one thing women hate the most.

    • GeekRyuu
      GeekRyuu
      February 13, 2013 at 1:31 am | #

      But I gotta agree with Amber here…cupcakes are pretty frickin’ rad.

      • Sir Robin
        Sir Robin
        February 13, 2013 at 10:36 pm | #

        I want nothing to do with Pinkie Pie’s cupcakes

        • Absolom
          Absolom
          February 13, 2013 at 10:43 pm | #

          Brave Sir Robin ran away
          Bravely ran away away
          When Pinkie raised IT’s ugly head
          He bravely turned his tail and fled…

          I would too though…unless they were Red Velvet with cream cheese icing. Then I would stab someone for them.

          • Sir Robin
            Sir Robin
            February 13, 2013 at 10:53 pm | #

            Never accept the invitation when Pinkie Pie invites you to come make cupcakes

  19. Aizat
    Aizat
    February 13, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

    Wait, Amber wanted something that could power the Pentagon. What is she really after?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 13, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

      That would be the perfect location for “Amazi-girl’s hall of Justice:” ™

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        February 13, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

        I would rather having it ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! I’m sorry, that will be the last time I will ever do that.

        • Boom
          Boom
          February 13, 2013 at 1:16 am | #

          Far more sensible would be one of the ‘quiet spots’. L2 is a good spot, and it has the advantage of being hidden from the direct observation if you’re on the Earth. Totes fucked if you’re ever into it deep with space aliens, fo rizzle.

          • Boom
            Boom
            February 13, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

            I’m an idiot that can’t read. Ignore! Ignore!

  20. Raine
    Raine
    February 13, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

    Getting advice from Amber about Amazi-girl. This can only end well.

  21. ZuiyoMaru
    ZuiyoMaru
    February 13, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

    Ah, the poor person dating problem. I’ve been there, my friend. I’ve been there.

  22. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    February 13, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

    Don’t push your luck Amber. Amazi-Girl doesn’t date Richie Rich ya know.

    Right?

    • Boom
      Boom
      February 13, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

      Yeah. She should be more careful. This could spiral out of control and send the poor boy headlong into a life of crime… and… I actually like this. Continue on, Amber.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        February 13, 2013 at 6:03 am | #

        It will be like Batman and Catwoman. But this one is between amazi-Girl and Danny-O.

  23. Aizat
    Aizat
    February 13, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

    Good thing no one mentioned “that” before.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 13, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

      You sound like an anime dancing around mentioning some new special move or power up.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        February 13, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

        Hey, thanks.

  24. Kurai Seraphim
    Kurai Seraphim
    February 13, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

    I like how this Amber is doing exactly what Amber|Prime did when she got Faz to buy her a computer, only she’s speaking directly for Amazigirl rather than slipping notes into strategy books.

    Here’s hoping Danny goes to Gigi’s for the cupcakes.

  25. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    February 13, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

    CUPCAKES
    SO SWEET AND TASTY
    CUPCAKES
    DON’T BE TOO HASTY
    CUPCAKES
    CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES! CUPCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

    …I apologize. BUT IT COULDA BEEN WORSE!

    • Simian Bros
      Simian Bros
      February 13, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

      Now, where ah those cupcakes? Ah’m ready t’ chow down!

      • Azumango
        Azumango
        February 13, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

        …I think our gravatars might be opposites.

    • GeekRyuu
      GeekRyuu
      February 13, 2013 at 1:33 am | #

      …not muffins?

  26. DanielleM
    DanielleM
    February 13, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

    So this comic gave me a craving. But it’s past midnight and I have no cake mix I do however apparently have half a can of chocolate frosting.

    It’s half as good.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      February 13, 2013 at 1:03 am | #

      Wait, people eat cupcakes for reasons beyond the frosting?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 13, 2013 at 1:43 am | #

        I eat them in one bite.

  27. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    February 13, 2013 at 12:49 am | #

    Damn! after midnite and no cupcakes…sigh. well, I will just have to wait until tomorrow. By then I will not crave them. No calories for me. However, I will have cupcakes anyway. So that when midnight rolls around again…I will eat them.

  28. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    February 13, 2013 at 12:49 am | #

    and its all your fault.

  29. Thor
    Thor
    February 13, 2013 at 12:56 am | #

    I’m beginning to think that Danny and Amber deserve each other, and I don’t mean that as a good thing.

  30. Boom
    Boom
    February 13, 2013 at 1:12 am | #

    Amber, you are making this so much more difficult than it has to be. Are you even thinking of the end-game?

    • Boom
      Boom
      February 13, 2013 at 1:12 am | #

      What the fuck. I’m Pamela now? I used to be a ninja turtle until I took a Gravatar to the knee…

  31. Robin
    Robin
    February 13, 2013 at 2:30 am | #

    This reminds me of that storyline near the beginning of Shortpacked, where Amber tricks Faz into buying her a laptop. Why does she do that? I mean, besides all the sweet loot she gets out of it.

  32. Ry
    Ry
    February 13, 2013 at 2:55 am | #

    I appreciate a girl who knows her priorities ^_^

  33. Ry
    Ry
    February 13, 2013 at 2:55 am | #

    *squeee!* Avatar jackpot!

  34. Dibullba
    Dibullba
    February 13, 2013 at 4:17 am | #

    Yeah. Who in their right mind does not like cupcakes?

    • Andy
      Andy
      February 13, 2013 at 9:29 pm | #

      Me. Everyone always puts fucktons of frosting on them, and I hate frosting. Therefore, cupcakes are usually inedible for me.

  35. Darkflame
    Darkflame
    February 13, 2013 at 5:36 am | #

    Is that a real mobo? I could do with more Ram…AE and 3DS max eat it like anything.
    Fortunately my cupcake supply is fine.

    • DK1105
      DK1105
      February 13, 2013 at 10:34 am | #

      Doubtful but I know what you mean. Working with Max and Unity open at the same time can be painful. I just doubled my RAM and it helped a lot though.

      • Darkflame
        Darkflame
        February 13, 2013 at 10:57 am | #

        I googled it, sadly it isn’t. On retrospect the name is crazy….but then, most of them are anyway.
        I might need to get a serverboard googleing around – nothing could power the pentagon these days. 4 max on most.

  36. Jackson
    Jackson
    February 13, 2013 at 6:20 am | #

    Man. I’m going to need more Danny density jokes.

  37. Notebooked
    Notebooked
    February 13, 2013 at 6:39 am | #

    I expect 70’s Superman comic-book-style hijinks! Amber and Danny eventually schedule a lunch meeting, on the same evening that Amazi-Girl and Danny have a date! Meanwhile, the Congresswoman is smashing up the campus! Will she choose boyfriend or battle? Romance or right? Justice or jayjayplaying? In next week’s thrilling Amazi-Girl — “A Date With Death”!

    (I wondered a while back if, since Amazi-Girl is now a slightly more conventional superhero, she has an archnemesis or supervillain. Sydney Yus seemed the most viable candidate. Faz came in at a close second.)

  38. Random832
    Random832
    February 13, 2013 at 7:29 am | #

    GUYS!

    I think we’ve all been wrong about who Amazi-girl is.

    I think it might be Amber – this arc seems to be hinting at it. Yeah, yeah, blasphemy, I know. Still, it’s only a _little_ bit of a crazy theory.

    • Raoullefere
      Raoullefere
      February 13, 2013 at 2:40 pm | #

      You’re really reaching for it, you know? Although I admit it does appear Joe may’ve designed his supersuit based on a girl who looks startlingly like Amber, to think that Amber is Amazi-girl is just crazy talk.

  39. Mal
    Mal
    February 13, 2013 at 12:28 pm | #

    Amber being Amazi-Girl seems to easy, now. Plus, some of the stuff we’ve seen Amazi-Girl do more than suggests [i]actual[/i] superpowers, which I just don’t think Amber has.

    I’m starting to think that Amazi-Girl is android, or something that looks like Amber, because Amber built her.

    • Mal
      Mal
      February 13, 2013 at 12:29 pm | #

      Guess I should have used a real HTML tag, instead of a BBS one.

    • Kintrex
      Kintrex
      February 13, 2013 at 3:11 pm | #

      I thought Amazi-Girl was Sal

      • Knight3607
        Knight3607
        February 13, 2013 at 8:41 pm | #

        You have paid no attention to anything…

      • madd
        madd
        February 13, 2013 at 11:46 pm | #

        No, no, no Amber is SpiderCar.

  40. Raibean
    Raibean
    February 13, 2013 at 2:58 pm | #

    Amber is a woman after mine own heart.

  41. Bill M.
    Bill M.
    February 13, 2013 at 3:06 pm | #

    Amber has used one of George Carlin’s seven words, I am turned on like you won’t believe.

    • James
      James
      February 13, 2013 at 10:44 pm | #

      cotton balls?

  42. LtSaraD
    LtSaraD
    February 13, 2013 at 6:59 pm | #

    with iceing to match her costume.

    • Maycroft
      Maycroft
      February 17, 2013 at 11:04 pm | #

      And the taste of JUSTICE to satisfy her hunger.

  43. Sir Robin
    Sir Robin
    February 13, 2013 at 10:51 pm | #

    ..

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