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September 20, 2023

Noon

by David M Willis on October 24, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - The Only Dope For Me Is You

└ Tags: joyce, sal

Discussion (495) ¬

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  1. Kladeos
    Kladeos
    October 24, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    SAL!

    • xain
      xain
      October 24, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

      JOYCE!

      • CthulhuPanda36
        CthulhuPanda36
        October 24, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

        Rutherford B. Hays!

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 24, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

          MENDOZA!

          • Nobody
            Nobody
            October 24, 2013 at 1:06 am | #

            McBain!

            • Kennerly
              Kennerly
              October 24, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

              Adolphe Menjou!

              • Sam
                Sam
                October 24, 2013 at 1:30 am | #

                AAAAAAAAALVIIIIIIN

                • lejwocky
                  lejwocky
                  October 24, 2013 at 1:32 am | #

                  TETSUOOOOOOOOO!!!!

                • GrrArg42
                  GrrArg42
                  October 24, 2013 at 1:36 am | #

                  KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!!

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  October 24, 2013 at 1:39 am | #

                  KANEDAAAAAAA!!!!

                • Keroshino
                  Keroshino
                  October 24, 2013 at 1:39 am | #

                  KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

                • Ahighfunctioningsociopath
                  Ahighfunctioningsociopath
                  October 24, 2013 at 1:41 am | #

                  LEEEROOOY JEEENNNKINS

                • Kavonde
                  Kavonde
                  October 24, 2013 at 1:46 am | #

                  LOUD NOISES!

                • Hoobadoo
                  Hoobadoo
                  October 24, 2013 at 2:01 am | #

                  Mr. Beardsley? Chief?! McCloud!

                • Midoc
                  Midoc
                  October 24, 2013 at 2:11 am | #

                  LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

                • RevenantBacon
                  RevenantBacon
                  October 24, 2013 at 2:29 am | #

                  KAAAAAHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                • JDavis
                  JDavis
                  October 24, 2013 at 3:00 am | #

                  MAC FRY!!!

                • Jay Eff
                  Jay Eff
                  October 24, 2013 at 3:35 am | #

                  JET-SOOOOON!!

                • Tachyon
                  Tachyon
                  October 24, 2013 at 3:36 am | #

                  SUSAN B. ANTHONY!!!!!

                • tahrey
                  tahrey
                  October 24, 2013 at 4:16 am | #

                  GAAAAAARRRRFFIIIIIIIIIEEEEEELLLLLD!!!

                • Just for kix
                  Just for kix
                  October 24, 2013 at 4:20 am | #

                  KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

                • MIB4u
                  MIB4u
                  October 24, 2013 at 4:26 am | #

                  C-c-c-combo breaker!!!

                • Josh
                  Josh
                  October 24, 2013 at 4:52 am | #

                  DONKEY!

                • tyren22
                  tyren22
                  October 24, 2013 at 5:00 am | #

                  SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

                • tyren22
                  tyren22
                  October 24, 2013 at 5:01 am | #

                  Clearly I overestimated the width of the comment field. Let me try again.

                  *ahem*

                  SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

                • Scott
                  Scott
                  October 24, 2013 at 5:09 am | #

                  Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen!

                • CianM1301
                  CianM1301
                  October 24, 2013 at 5:23 am | #

                  WIIIIIILMAAAAAA!!!

                • nick
                  nick
                  October 24, 2013 at 5:47 am | #

                  LIIIIIIINNNNNNNKKKKKKK!!!!
                  HEYYY!!!!
                  LIISSTTTEEEENNN!!!

                • Resne
                  Resne
                  October 24, 2013 at 6:08 am | #

                  Rocky!

                • cj95
                  cj95
                  October 24, 2013 at 7:49 am | #

                  STELLLLA!!!!

                • VizardJeffhog
                  VizardJeffhog
                  October 24, 2013 at 8:00 am | #

                  Rose…bud…

                • jbere
                  jbere
                  October 24, 2013 at 8:47 am | #

                  ADRIAAAANNN

                • Curacaobill
                  Curacaobill
                  October 24, 2013 at 9:03 am | #

                  Nora!

                • FairyGothMama
                  FairyGothMama
                  October 24, 2013 at 9:09 am | #

                  COBRAAAAAAA!!
                  (I must be old, I couldn’t believe nobody did that one…)

                • Stompinstein
                  Stompinstein
                  October 24, 2013 at 9:37 am | #

                  EMILIO!

                • SplashBoogie
                  SplashBoogie
                  October 24, 2013 at 10:14 am | #

                  Lana. LANA. LANNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA

                  Danger zone.

                • Kirt Dankmyer
                  Kirt Dankmyer
                  October 24, 2013 at 10:17 am | #

                  Rocky!

                • KingStarscream
                  KingStarscream
                  October 24, 2013 at 10:20 am | #

                  Bueller. Bueller.
                  …
                  Bueller.

                • Bill
                  Bill
                  October 24, 2013 at 4:38 pm | #

                  AAAADRIIIAAAAAANNNN!

                • That guy
                  That guy
                  August 18, 2014 at 8:26 pm | #

                  LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!

                • That guy
                  That guy
                  August 18, 2014 at 8:28 pm | #

                  SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

                • MORBO
                  MORBO
                  September 27, 2014 at 9:50 am | #

                  LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY WIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIAMSON
                  SCORES OCCASIONALLY

                • Aisling
                  Aisling
                  June 8, 2015 at 4:47 pm | #

                  FREEEEEDOOOOM!!!

                • Nezumi
                  Nezumi
                  March 24, 2016 at 11:07 am | #

                  YOU’RE GEORGE BERNARD SHAW!

              • NightmareWarden
                NightmareWarden
                October 24, 2013 at 1:39 am | #

                DINKLEBERG!

                • Dean
                  Dean
                  October 24, 2013 at 2:00 am | #

                  FAMOUS MOVIE QUOTE!

                • tahrey
                  tahrey
                  October 24, 2013 at 4:16 am | #

                  Lucita Toelle ul-Laputa?

              • Andrew_C
                Andrew_C
                October 24, 2013 at 6:59 am | #

                Ralph Waldo Emersooon!

                • Johnpocalypse
                  Johnpocalypse
                  October 24, 2013 at 6:24 pm | #

                  RALPH WALDO PICKLECHIPS!

                  … I don’t know him.

              • Animal
                Animal
                October 24, 2013 at 7:21 am | #

                Jacob McCandless.

                • Volkai
                  Volkai
                  October 24, 2013 at 9:57 am | #

                  . . . Bob Dole?

                  I’m jus- I’m- I’ll go now.

              • Orfidius
                Orfidius
                October 24, 2013 at 1:11 pm | #

                James Baxter!

          • Keroshino
            Keroshino
            October 24, 2013 at 9:53 pm | #

            JAKODAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            October 25, 2013 at 2:29 pm | #

            Gary?

        • xain
          xain
          October 24, 2013 at 12:46 am | #

          Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips

          • TEi
            TEi
            October 24, 2013 at 12:59 am | #

            i dunno him :<

          • Keroshino
            Keroshino
            October 24, 2013 at 1:08 am | #

            John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

            • Jeffrywith1e
              Jeffrywith1e
              October 24, 2013 at 1:13 am | #

              that’s my name too!

              • The Chosen One
                The Chosen One
                October 24, 2013 at 1:37 am | #

                It used to be my name too, but I had to change it because of the people always shouting, whenever I went out.

                • Thasvaddef
                  Thasvaddef
                  October 24, 2013 at 3:54 am | #

                  His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson.

                • Phillip Wilde
                  Phillip Wilde
                  October 24, 2013 at 8:31 am | #

                  His name was Agent Coulson. His name was Agent Coulson. His name was Agent Coulson.

            • Chadington Bear
              Chadington Bear
              October 24, 2013 at 1:43 am | #

              Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                October 24, 2013 at 2:35 am | #

                IT WAS HIS HAT, MR KRABS. HE WAS NUMBER ONE!

        • Ancestral Hamster
          Ancestral Hamster
          October 24, 2013 at 12:46 am | #

          KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

          • xain
            xain
            October 24, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

            Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th!

            • Renshear Blade
              Renshear Blade
              October 24, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

              The Undertaker?

              • VizardJeffhog
                VizardJeffhog
                October 24, 2013 at 8:05 am | #

                WAZOWSKI!

            • Jeffrywith1e
              Jeffrywith1e
              October 24, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

              ED! and Ein.

            • Shoten
              Shoten
              October 24, 2013 at 2:57 am | #

              Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the 3rd

              • xain
                xain
                October 24, 2013 at 10:19 am | #

                Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the Third !

              • Belades
                Belades
                October 24, 2013 at 10:53 am | #

                IT’S A GUNDAM!

                • CthulhuPanda36
                  CthulhuPanda36
                  October 24, 2013 at 12:25 pm | #

                  It’s Godzilla!

                • Keroshino
                  Keroshino
                  October 24, 2013 at 4:14 pm | #

                  This is no Zaku, boy! No Zaku!

              • Bill
                Bill
                October 24, 2013 at 4:58 pm | #

                Albus… Percival… Wulfric… Brian… Dumbledore.
                “It’s a very long name.”

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            October 24, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

            CUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!! CUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!

            • Heimdall
              Heimdall
              October 24, 2013 at 1:03 am | #

              BOOOOOOOYYYYYLE!

              • Karma Aster
                Karma Aster
                October 24, 2013 at 1:43 am | #

                DR. SCOTT!

                • Leonou
                  Leonou
                  October 24, 2013 at 2:25 am | #

                  JANET!

                • James
                  James
                  October 24, 2013 at 2:48 am | #

                  ROCKY!

                • VizardJeffhog
                  VizardJeffhog
                  October 24, 2013 at 8:03 am | #

                  BRAD!

                • Kirt Dankmyer
                  Kirt Dankmyer
                  October 24, 2013 at 10:18 am | #

                  Bullwinkle!

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  October 24, 2013 at 2:40 pm | #

                  Grunt!

                • SyntheticPhylum
                  SyntheticPhylum
                  October 24, 2013 at 6:46 pm | #

                  All present and accounted for, Mister President, SIR!

            • Badeyes
              Badeyes
              October 24, 2013 at 4:17 am | #

              Charrrlllleeeeyyy-
              That kills people.

              • MrMercury
                MrMercury
                October 24, 2013 at 10:16 pm | #

                MAMAAAAAAAAAAA JUST KILLLEEED MAAAN

          • GrrArg42
            GrrArg42
            October 24, 2013 at 1:37 am | #

            oops, didn’t see you already did that one.. wasn’t trying to copy you AH, sorry

            • Ancestral Hamster
              Ancestral Hamster
              October 24, 2013 at 5:18 am | #

              S’alright. I did the same thing lower down. Can’t be helped with the odd formatting.

        • vonnegut
          vonnegut
          October 24, 2013 at 9:31 pm | #

          Harvey Manfrenjinsinjen

      • LiveWire
        LiveWire
        January 23, 2014 at 1:30 am | #

        “Girl with Triangle Grin!”

    • alex
      alex
      October 24, 2013 at 2:08 am | #

      SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        October 24, 2013 at 2:11 am | #

        LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!

        • Shadow12000
          Shadow12000
          October 24, 2013 at 7:51 am | #

          OCELOOOOOOT!!!

      • Fred
        Fred
        October 24, 2013 at 10:13 am | #

        BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadger Mushroom Mushroom!

    • Agera
      Agera
      October 24, 2013 at 2:15 am | #

      KAGOOOMEEEE!!!!

      • NinjaNick
        NinjaNick
        October 24, 2013 at 2:38 am | #

        SPARTAAAAA!

        • nikofintikis
          nikofintikis
          October 24, 2013 at 7:48 am | #

          gaaaamzeeeeeeee

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 24, 2013 at 9:30 am | #

          OYAJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

          • Tsa
            Tsa
            October 24, 2013 at 9:41 pm | #

            Bueller?

            Bueller?

            …Bueller?

    • Stone
      Stone
      October 24, 2013 at 9:38 am | #

      GREAT SCOTT!

    • KingKong
      KingKong
      October 24, 2013 at 9:54 am | #

      SASUKE!!!!!

      • xain
        xain
        October 24, 2013 at 10:22 am | #

        Ichigo!!!!

        • Switch
          Switch
          October 24, 2013 at 1:30 pm | #

          SHARROONNN!

          • Ben
            Ben
            October 24, 2013 at 3:39 pm | #

            DOC! TOR! WHO!

            • Kladeos
              Kladeos
              October 24, 2013 at 4:20 pm | #

              Good lord what have I unleashed on this page.

              • xain
                xain
                October 25, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

                hey don’t take all the credit

          • Keroshino
            Keroshino
            October 24, 2013 at 9:55 pm | #

            SARAH!!!!!

      • Arkantos
        Arkantos
        October 24, 2013 at 11:55 pm | #

        SAIIIITOOOO!

        • Far
          Far
          October 25, 2013 at 10:13 am | #

          Rrrk-uleess!

          • Scapegrace
            Scapegrace
            November 22, 2013 at 6:54 pm | #

            RRREEEEEDDDWWWWAAAAALLLLL!!!!

            • neon5162
              neon5162
              August 31, 2015 at 11:30 am | #

              JOHN JACOB JINGLEHIEMERSMITH

  2. Tunaro
    Tunaro
    October 24, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Sal is not a morning person

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      October 24, 2013 at 1:34 am | #

      At least she didn’t have an empty bottle to shove in Joyce’s neck.

      • GrrArg42
        GrrArg42
        October 24, 2013 at 1:38 am | #

        I think she could borrow one from Billie, she might have one in stock.

  3. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 24, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Joyce, stop doing that.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Nobody likes morning breath.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      NO ONE STOPS THE ONE WITH THE TRIANGLE SMILE!

      • Bastylos
        Bastylos
        October 24, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        Joyce just became more terrifying. Thanks for that.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 24, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

          Joyce has always been terrifying.

          • GrrArg42
            GrrArg42
            October 24, 2013 at 1:39 am | #

            Run for your lives!!!! Joyce is destroying Tokyo!

            • VizardJeffhog
              VizardJeffhog
              October 24, 2013 at 8:01 am | #

              JUST GET IN THE EFFING ROBOT, AMBER

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                October 24, 2013 at 1:31 pm | #

                But I don’t wanna!

                DO IT, OR THE KITTEN GETS IT!

        • Thasvaddef
          Thasvaddef
          October 24, 2013 at 3:57 am | #

          Joyce is the one who knocks.

          • Keroshino
            Keroshino
            October 24, 2013 at 4:16 am | #

            She will knock four times.

            • Skull025
              Skull025
              October 24, 2013 at 8:49 am | #

              Those bicyclist Mormons never give up.

              • Crimson Doom
                Crimson Doom
                October 24, 2013 at 10:52 am | #

                …I just imagined Joyce, exactly as overzealous as she was in the beginning… but Mormon instead.

                …I have no idea why I find this idea so hilarious.

      • killerhamster222
        killerhamster222
        October 24, 2013 at 5:11 pm | #

        Using that logic, Calvin would be an invincible child-god

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          October 24, 2013 at 8:51 pm | #

          It’s about time you figured that out!

  4. jax
    jax
    October 24, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    NOON? deserved it

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      October 24, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Joyce should know better, getting up before 2 on a weekend is blasphemy.

  5. OkamiKing
    OkamiKing
    October 24, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Thats a choker…

  6. dragonbrain
    dragonbrain
    October 24, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Well, sal might’ve just given Joyce her first fetish.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Joyce’s first fetish was Sal’s Hair. Her second was Sal’s bike. 3rd was Billie’s boobs. 4th is Sal’s hand.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 24, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

        Joyce’s developing quite a number of Rule 36s in such a short time.

        • Yarrr
          Yarrr
          October 24, 2013 at 2:44 am | #

          That’s the genderbending rule isn’t it? The porn rule’s another one.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            October 24, 2013 at 3:00 am | #

            Rule 63: “For any given male character, there is a female version of that character.”

            Rule 36: “If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.”

            • Badeyes
              Badeyes
              October 24, 2013 at 4:19 am | #

              So out there somewhere is a person turned on by dandruff flakes?

            • I.care.0
              I.care.0
              October 24, 2013 at 4:59 am | #

              I could swear that it was the rule 34

              • CapnPanda
                CapnPanda
                October 24, 2013 at 5:04 am | #

                No, Rule 34 means there’s just porn of it. 36 has to do with people liking said porn.

                • Thanks, I'll Have Another!
                  Thanks, I'll Have Another!
                  October 24, 2013 at 7:28 am | #

                  Shouldn’t the porn rule come after the fetish rule? That seems more accurate from a cause-effect standpoint, to me.

                • ninja_jesus
                  ninja_jesus
                  October 24, 2013 at 10:01 am | #

                  But not all fetishes are sexual/pornographic in nature, just as not all porn is fetish-specific.

                • Bill
                  Bill
                  October 24, 2013 at 5:10 pm | #

                  Rule 34: There is porn of it.  No exceptions.
                  Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, it will be created so as to appear that it has always been there.
                  Rule 36:  If it exists (and of course it exists – see rules 34 and 35), someone has a fetish for it.  No exceptions.
                  Rule 63:  For every character there exists an opposite-gender counterpart.  Only exception is if the male character is so androgynous that the female character would be no different.

                  And I think, with the introduction of Joshua/Jocelyne, that Willis has covered all four of these.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      October 24, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      BOOOOOO!

  7. KingMabel
    KingMabel
    October 24, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Looks like a normal morning to me…

  8. C.W. Roden
    C.W. Roden
    October 24, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Yeah, that’s totally me in the mornings too. Noon is way too early to see a cheerful face.

    • Tomaj
      Tomaj
      October 24, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

      cheerful face? noon is too early to see *any* face.

  9. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    October 24, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    A marijuana chapter?

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      And now, a Very Special DoA…..

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

        Hosted by Snoop Dog.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 24, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

          Don’t you mean Snoop Lion?

          • JessWitt
            JessWitt
            October 24, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

            He goes by Snoopzilla now, thank you very much.

            • Badeyes
              Badeyes
              October 24, 2013 at 4:20 am | #

              No today its…

              Snoop Llama

              • Badeyes
                Badeyes
                October 24, 2013 at 4:22 am | #

                Whoops forgot I can’t use those “”
                we missed the spinning Snoop Wheel

  10. Bill
    Bill
    October 24, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    The gloves would seem to indicate this is Sal she’s waking up.  But isn’t her roommate Sarah?

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

      Who wears gloves to bed?

      Also their rooms are linked by the halfbath.

      • MarcinMN
        MarcinMN
        October 24, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

        I’m convinced that they aren’t gloves. Her hands just look like that. 😉

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          October 24, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

          Blue tattoos.

          • Kladeos
            Kladeos
            October 24, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

            With special effect shading so it looks textured and 3D.

            • saltchocolate
              saltchocolate
              October 24, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

              Compliments to the artist!

    • BlueOneTrunk
      BlueOneTrunk
      October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

      They do share a bathroom which connects them together.

    • EvergreenFir
      EvergreenFir
      October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

      The tag indicates it as well

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Maybe she’s in the hallway, and just rage-quit after her fight with her brother and didn’t go back to the room?

      • garaden
        garaden
        October 24, 2013 at 9:21 am | #

        …I’ve never heard “rage-quit” in that context before…I like it.

        • KingMabel
          KingMabel
          October 24, 2013 at 11:45 am | #

          I had a friend who was an insomniac, and before I knew that about him I would always ask “When do you sleep?” and he’d always reply “I don’t sleep, I just rage-quit for a few hours.”

          I soon found this to be more fact than fiction…

          • Cephalo the Pod
            Cephalo the Pod
            October 25, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

            I can’t imagine falling asleep while angry. Doesn’t seem very effective.

    • Robert
      Robert
      October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Sarah doesn’t strangle, she hits people with a baseball bat.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        October 24, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

        Because she sleeps with her baseball bat.

        • Robert
          Robert
          October 24, 2013 at 1:07 am | #

          Any smart college student should always sleep with a weapon. A dormitory is nothing more than a madhouse for violent post-pubescent teens. Monsters under the bed indeed.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            October 24, 2013 at 1:10 am | #

            A smarter/stupider college student would’ve just place anti-personnel mines at the door.

            • Kirt Dankmyer
              Kirt Dankmyer
              October 24, 2013 at 10:20 am | #

              But if you’re an alcoholic, which way do you point the “face this end toward the enemy” side? YOU ARE YOUR OWN ENEMY

            • John
              John
              October 24, 2013 at 1:54 pm | #

              She did. She just forgot to mine the half-bath, too.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      October 24, 2013 at 10:52 am | #

      She’s done this to Billie, and she’s not her roommate either.

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    I don’t get the alt text. Like…I understand the reference, but I don’t get the context.

    • EvergreenFir
      EvergreenFir
      October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      What’s it say? Can’t see it on phone

      • Jonathan S.
        Jonathan S.
        October 24, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        YOU HAVE ALTERED THE DEAL. PRAY I DO NOT ALTER IT FURTHER.

        • Kirt Dankmyer
          Kirt Dankmyer
          October 24, 2013 at 10:22 am | #

          My guess would be that Joyce just altered Sal’s expectations of when she’s supposed to be waken up, and now Sal may alter the deal further by re-arranging Joyce’s perky face

    • Sensedog
      Sensedog
      October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Darth Vader, speaking to Lando Calrissian. Empire Strikes Back. Ring a bell?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 24, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

        “I understand the reference, but I don’t get the context.”

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          October 24, 2013 at 10:53 am | #

          It’s the choking thing. Choking = Vader = quote. Don’t overthink it.

      • sheeted_kid
        sheeted_kid
        October 24, 2013 at 8:49 am | #

        Not to be “that guy”, but what Vader actually said was “I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it further.” Could be that Willis misremembered the quote, or it could be that he’s altering the quote for his purposes (in which case we should perhaps pray he doesn’t alter it further).

        • Kirt Dankmyer
          Kirt Dankmyer
          October 24, 2013 at 10:23 am | #

          See my analysis above.

          If figure either I’m right or we’re obsessing over a typo.

    • Bill
      Bill
      October 24, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Darth Vader and Lando Calrissian (spelling?) in “Empire Strikes Back”.  Also a reference to Vader “force-choking” one of his subordinates in the original “Star Wars”.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 24, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

        Alright, so it WAS just a loose joke. I was just wondering cuz I don’t remember Vader choking Lando in that scene.

        • Shade
          Shade
          October 24, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

          He didn’t. I’m pretty sure the choking was to reinforce the reference.

        • Jonathan S.
          Jonathan S.
          October 24, 2013 at 1:24 am | #

          Well, as he turned away, Lando was rubbing his neck, so…

      • DSL
        DSL
        October 24, 2013 at 10:21 am | #

        Not like she could find Joyce’s LACK of faith disturbing.

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          October 24, 2013 at 3:29 pm | #

          Now if there was lack of *pants* …

    • CthulhuPanda36
      CthulhuPanda36
      October 24, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      I seem to remember Joyce not being allowed to wake someone up but I thought it was Billie not Sal

      • Kladeos
        Kladeos
        October 24, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

        It’s nice to see how similar the roomies are.

  12. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    SNUFF!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 24, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Hope you enjoyed Joyce up til now cuz she’s gone now.

      • Thasvaddef
        Thasvaddef
        October 24, 2013 at 4:00 am | #

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          October 24, 2013 at 12:22 pm | #

          Perfect grav for that comment!

      • Evan
        Evan
        October 24, 2013 at 4:36 pm | #

        And just after we lost Ruth over in the reprinting of Roomies.

  13. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh Shit! Joyce No!!!

  14. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Good old Star Wars references!

  15. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Die, morning people.

    • Gram91
      Gram91
      October 24, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      I take offense to that

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        October 24, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        And I take offense to your morningness, so we’re even.

        • Bill
          Bill
          October 24, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

          Perfect facial expression on your avatar for this type of comment.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      October 24, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      And die BEFORE you reach my bedside.

    • March
      March
      October 24, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Seconded. Morning is just not right.

    • AI
      AI
      October 24, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      “The morning people” indeed. Anybody that speaks German can’t be /that/ bad.

      • Drunken Nordmann
        Drunken Nordmann
        October 24, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

        Hört, hört!

      • John
        John
        October 24, 2013 at 1:10 am | #

        You know who else spoke German? Hitler.

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          October 24, 2013 at 3:55 pm | #

          On the other hand, so did J.R.R Tolkien, so that helps balance things out.

      • Karma Aster
        Karma Aster
        October 24, 2013 at 1:46 am | #

        Well, yes. Sideshow Bob’s repeated attempts to kill Bart were totally just wacky hijinks.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      October 24, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      Third.

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      October 24, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

      I second the motion!

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        October 24, 2013 at 12:49 am | #

        Whoops! Should have read further, so fourthed.

  16. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Darth Sal

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 24, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Is Sal the master or the apprentice?

      • Shade
        Shade
        October 24, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

        She’s clearly the Mandalorian.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 24, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

          You mean Midichlorian right???

          • The Phantom's Belch
            The Phantom's Belch
            October 24, 2013 at 2:25 am | #

            How dare you mention those parasites! They are not the source of the Force; they are drawn to it like moths to a flame!

            (As a side effect, however, they seem to retard aging.)

            • Kiggy
              Kiggy
              October 24, 2013 at 8:23 am | #

              I like you

  17. Sammie1053
    Sammie1053
    October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    FINISH HER!!!

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      October 24, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      FRIENDSHIP

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        October 24, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

        FRIENDSHIP? AGAIN?

        • Keroshino
          Keroshino
          October 24, 2013 at 1:20 am | #

          OF COURSE, BECAUSE IT’S MAGIC!!!

      • Sammie1053
        Sammie1053
        October 24, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

        This response confuses me.

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          October 24, 2013 at 7:42 am | #

          In Mortal Kombat II, new ways of defeating an opponent were added. One of them was Friendship, where you would make friends with your opponent.

          • KingMabel
            KingMabel
            October 24, 2013 at 11:46 am | #

            I figured someone would post FAINTALITY before me so I wrote the one everyone forgets

          • drs
            drs
            October 24, 2013 at 12:23 pm | #

            Is that Nanoha Befriending? I.e. blasting them into submission while asking them to talk to you?

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        October 24, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        YOU FRIENDSHIP IS MATCH AGAINST THE MIGHT OF THE ORDO MALLEUS.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 24, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

          IT’LL TAKE MORE THAN YOUR PUNY ORDO MALLEUS TO STOP DEVASTATOR!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 24, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

      I would have gone with BABALITY myself.

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      October 24, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

      KILL JOY!

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      October 24, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

      HULK SMASH PUNY GALACTUS!

  18. Aizat
    Aizat
    October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Someone strangled The One with The Triangle Smile?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 24, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Bout Time!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 24, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      Did You Just Choke Cthulhu?

      • CthulhuPanda36
        CthulhuPanda36
        October 24, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

        Cthulhu can not be choked, he has 10,653 windpipes. Also 62 sets of gills.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          October 24, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

          What if I have 10, 654 hands?

          • CthulhuPanda36
            CthulhuPanda36
            October 24, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

            Gills remember? Anyways he doesn’t need to breath, he uses the windpipes as built in bagpipes.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              October 24, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

              Knowing Cthulhu, his windpipes sound like bagpipes.

              • CthulhuPanda36
                CthulhuPanda36
                October 24, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

                The sound is similar to 400 of most mind numbing, terrifying bagpipes you have ever heard each playing a separate song all at once.

                • Drunken Nordmann
                  Drunken Nordmann
                  October 24, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

                  So – Scottish bagpipes?

                • garaden
                  garaden
                  October 24, 2013 at 9:24 am | #

                  My imagination’s too good for my own good. ARGH they won’t STOP

                • vonnegut
                  vonnegut
                  October 24, 2013 at 9:45 pm | #

                  Drunken Nordmann +1

  19. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    October 24, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Ah sleep wit ma glubs on for jus such’n a’mergency.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 24, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Sal throws Joyce onto the asphyxiated pile of those who dared to wake her.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      October 24, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      So, you’re not from the South, huh?

      • Wonder Wig
        Wonder Wig
        October 24, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        Nova Scotia is such a lonely place…

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          October 24, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

          Anne of Green Gables! (I know, I’m sorry…)

          • Kladeos
            Kladeos
            October 24, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

            PEI…?

            • saltchocolate
              saltchocolate
              October 24, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

              Yes! (That *is* in N.S., right??)

              • Kladeos
                Kladeos
                October 24, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

                Heh, no. Prince Edward Island is its own tiny province.

                • saltchocolate
                  saltchocolate
                  October 24, 2013 at 1:02 am | #

                  Damn! No wonder Nova Scotia is such a lonely place . . .

                • Keroshino
                  Keroshino
                  October 24, 2013 at 1:28 am | #

                  It’s because no sane Canadian likes Nova Scotia…Prince Edward Island is where they would rather be. 😛

              • Kladeos
                Kladeos
                October 24, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

                But they’re both Maritime provinces!

                • Bill
                  Bill
                  October 24, 2013 at 1:56 am | #

                  That’s like saying that both Texas and Florida are Gulf states.

                • Kladeos
                  Kladeos
                  October 24, 2013 at 2:11 am | #

                  Welllll they’re much closer geographically. All of the Maritime provinces (minus Newfoundland & Labrador), including the water between them, would fit nicely in any non-Martime province.

                • Kladeos
                  Kladeos
                  October 24, 2013 at 2:12 am | #

                  A closer analogy would be saying they’re both New England states?

                • DSL
                  DSL
                  October 24, 2013 at 10:24 am | #

                  I have heard it said (by a resident of the Niagara region), that a Prince Edward Islander was a “Newfie” who was going to Toronto but ran out of money.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      October 24, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      …So did Sal drink herself to sleep, too?

  20. Darth
    Darth
    October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    “WHO DARES DISRURB MY SLUMBER?”

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 24, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      WHO DISTURBS MY PLASMA BATH?

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        October 24, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

        Your Doctor.

        • CapnPanda
          CapnPanda
          October 24, 2013 at 5:08 am | #

          Doctor who?

          • Blackout
            Blackout
            October 24, 2013 at 6:04 pm | #

            Exactly.

  21. Bilfred
    Bilfred
    October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    hue hue hue

  22. Shaith
    Shaith
    October 24, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Throat hugs for everyone!

    • MM
      MM
      October 24, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      I don’t know what context I would be able to use that phrase in, but I am determined to find one now.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      October 24, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      You win the comments.

    • Pier
      Pier
      October 24, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

      Do you really need a hand for a “throat hug” though?

      • Thanks, I'll Have Another!
        Thanks, I'll Have Another!
        October 24, 2013 at 7:33 am | #

        Not if you’re Darth Sal.

  23. nothri
    nothri
    October 24, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    I’m calling panel three “so close and yet so far”.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      October 24, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Second.

      • nothri
        nothri
        October 24, 2013 at 11:39 pm | #

        Motion carries. All in favor?

    • Hoboturtle
      Hoboturtle
      October 24, 2013 at 10:37 am | #

      Lol, took me a bit to get that

  24. Count Dracula
    Count Dracula
    October 24, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Wearing gloves to beds keeps your hands clean and healthy. Alternatively: Sal is a crazy person who wears gloves in bed.

    • EvergreenFir
      EvergreenFir
      October 24, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Those are her lotion gloves (they exist… Seriously)

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 24, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      She’s hiding her mechanical hands.

      • Keroshino
        Keroshino
        October 24, 2013 at 2:52 am | #

        Turns out Sal is a a Terminator…who knew?

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 24, 2013 at 9:31 am | #

          Or she’s actually Rider Man.

          • Keroshino
            Keroshino
            October 24, 2013 at 4:18 pm | #

            Oh! Even better!

  25. Shaggy-Donahugh
    Shaggy-Donahugh
    October 24, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Well we can honestly say that Joyce has done fucked up.
    I now like Sal so much more after this strip.
    Screw morning people.

    • xain
      xain
      October 24, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      but it literally isn’t morning

      • Shaggy-Donahugh
        Shaggy-Donahugh
        October 24, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        Screw “In your face as soon as you wake up” people.
        Basically screw people.
        I am Sal. And Mike.

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          October 24, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

          Sarah can get on board with that, too, I think.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        October 24, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        But it’s morning people who think noon is too late to still be sleeping.

        • xain
          xain
          October 24, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

          hey i hate mornings but i cant fathom how someone can normally sleep in that late

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            October 24, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

            If you didn’t get to sleep until 5 in the morning, sleeping til after noon is quite easy.

            • saltchocolate
              saltchocolate
              October 24, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

              Great minds, Plasma . . .

          • saltchocolate
            saltchocolate
            October 24, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

            What time are you assuming she went to sleep? (This is Sal, remember…)

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              October 24, 2013 at 12:46 am | #

              For all we know, she may have only went to bed a couple of hours ago.,

            • Leonou
              Leonou
              October 24, 2013 at 1:26 am | #

              I know we’re not supposed to make these jokes anymore, but ….

              “In yesterday’s strip we saw Sal was vigilanting all night. She didn’t go to bed before sunrise.”

              • Bill
                Bill
                October 24, 2013 at 2:00 am | #

                AARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

              • Badeyes
                Badeyes
                October 24, 2013 at 4:28 am | #

                Seeing by your avatar you already received the requisite beating for your insolence. Any more of that tho and we’ll turn you over to Sal’s glove.

  26. John
    John
    October 24, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    So this is how Joyce dies.

    • MM
      MM
      October 24, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Or this is how we discover she’s a Highlander.

    • Badeyes
      Badeyes
      October 24, 2013 at 4:30 am | #

      Nah, she’ll just get choked out, Sal will go back to sleep then wake up before Joyce does and return the bad in your face wake-up. Pass-out induced headaches are rather like hangover ones.

    • Ahighfunctioningsociopath
      Ahighfunctioningsociopath
      October 24, 2013 at 6:45 pm | #

      Not with a bang but with a sal

  27. -_-
    -_-
    October 24, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh no joyce is choking quick billie do CPR.

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      October 24, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

      Kind of funny considering your gravatar.

  28. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    October 24, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    That would be my reaction as well.

    Also Joyce needs to learn about personal space.

  29. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 24, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    If I saw that first thing in the morning I would punch her. Joyce is creepy!

    • theKOT
      theKOT
      October 24, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

      Also, nothing is worse when waking up than energetic bubbly people.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      October 24, 2013 at 9:08 am | #

      I am not the the one to condone violence so punching is right out.
      Now grabbing her by the shirt collar and pulling her face down to mine to lay one right on the lips should cause instant quiet and long therm being left alone-ness.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 24, 2013 at 12:06 pm | #

        It wouldn’t be an intentional punch. More of a knee-jerk reaction.

        • Slinx
          Slinx
          October 24, 2013 at 1:11 pm | #

          I might do the same. Or at least shove them or something. If she was farther away, it would be different, but you should never get that close to someone when waking them up.

  30. Super Duper
    Super Duper
    October 24, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    The name of the storyline implies that David Willis is now a My CHemical Romance fan.
    I am disapoint.

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      October 24, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      OOPS SOMEONE GOT DROPPED INTO THE SPAM FILTER

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 24, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        Guess today we’ve learned another thing not to accuse Willis of in the comments.

        • Rani
          Rani
          October 24, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

          WILLIS DON’T TAKE NO SHIT

          E’ERYBODY GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES.

          I’m loving how your first strip after what was probably your darkest DoA Storyline starts with a black panel and ends with someone getting choked.

          • Bill
            Bill
            October 24, 2013 at 2:01 am | #

            Darkest story line *to date*…….
            There’s Amber’s dad and a date-rapist out there somewhere.

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              October 24, 2013 at 12:07 pm | #

              Amber’s dad was IN that last storyline.

              • xKiv
                xKiv
                October 24, 2013 at 7:52 pm | #

                But not the rapist.
                Or therapist.

      • theKOT
        theKOT
        October 24, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

        What? It’s a good song 🙂

        • David Willis
          David M Willis
          October 24, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

          i know i play it in my car constantly

          • theKOT
            theKOT
            October 24, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

            Probably my favorite off of that album. Don’t worry about the haters Willis, you just gotta do you bro XD

          • Badeyes
            Badeyes
            October 24, 2013 at 4:31 am | #

            Hm that may explain a whole lot of things….

      • Super Duper
        Super Duper
        October 24, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

        I feel sad now…

        • Rani
          Rani
          October 24, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

          Aw, don’t fret. I’m sure he was joking.

          If he actually put you in the spam filter, your parents would disown you and your reflection would hide itself in shame.

          • Ancestral Hamster
            Ancestral Hamster
            October 24, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

            And be forced to listen to Vogon poetry.

            • Leonou
              Leonou
              October 24, 2013 at 1:51 am | #

              Vogon Poetry isn’t that bad.

              The metaphysical imagery is particularly effective and it has interesting rhythmic devices, too, which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of Vogonity.

              • Bill
                Bill
                October 24, 2013 at 2:07 am | #

                No, you’re completely wrong.  Vogon poetry is only written in order to throw the author’s mean, callous, heartless exterior into sharp relief.

              • Badeyes
                Badeyes
                October 24, 2013 at 4:33 am | #

                Again the avatar is apropos. Vogon poetry is like a punch to the temple, or several, in an odd timing.

              • garaden
                garaden
                October 24, 2013 at 9:33 am | #

                I agree. In fact, if you deconstruct the post-feminist implications of the deconstruction of the poetry, an iconoclastic proto-Hungarian Dadaist theme is revealed.

      • GoSpeedRumpist
        GoSpeedRumpist
        October 24, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

        Well then… I suppose it’s so long and good night for Super Duper, eh…?

        • Super Duper
          Super Duper
          October 24, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

          Just one more dance, friend.
          Just one more chance, friend:
          One more chorus, one more tune.
          It’s not the end, friend,
          If you’re a friend, friend,
          Then you’ll come back to me soon,
          But it’s too late, pal,
          To celebrate, pal.
          You’ll have to wait, pal.
          Don’t you cry.
          Now, it’s goodnight, friend.
          Goodnight friend.
          Goodnight friend.

          • GoSpeedRumpist
            GoSpeedRumpist
            October 24, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

            Right in the feels man. I will let my love of MCR go, my love of the Star Wars Christmas special is too great.

  31. Joe Stando
    Joe Stando
    October 24, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    I like that Sal apparently sleeps in her gloves. Power move.

    • Super Duper
      Super Duper
      October 24, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      I love Sal. She’s so bad.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 24, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Her Power Gloves.

      • MarcinMN
        MarcinMN
        October 24, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

        They’re so rad.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 24, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

          It’s so bad.

          • Keroshino
            Keroshino
            October 24, 2013 at 1:30 am | #

            Now that’s just sad.

            • CapnPanda
              CapnPanda
              October 24, 2013 at 5:11 am | #

              It’ll drive me mad!

              • garaden
                garaden
                October 24, 2013 at 9:35 am | #

                I’m getting Glad and throwing this thread in the trash.

                • Crimson Doom
                  Crimson Doom
                  October 24, 2013 at 10:59 am | #

                  That’d be too bad
                  I’d be so sad
                  I might get mad
                  I’d call my dad!
                  That’d be too bad.

                  That’d be too bad?

                  That’d be too bad.

    • Rani
      Rani
      October 24, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

      A couple hundred panels ago, she had an impromptu hook-up with a TA in a classroom after dragging him from his lecture. Lady goes through all the trouble of totally stripping down for a quickie. Even her hair gets undone. Guess what she leaves on?

      • Shaggy-Donahugh
        Shaggy-Donahugh
        October 24, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

        Socks. She leaves on her socks.
        Right?

        • Rani
          Rani
          October 24, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

          You. I like you.

        • Bill
          Bill
          October 24, 2013 at 2:09 am | #

          Of course; she’d been listening to Roz and was practicing safe sox.

          • Rani
            Rani
            October 24, 2013 at 3:55 am | #

            Your wit sox, but I garter go

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          October 24, 2013 at 7:54 pm | #

          They are like socks for her hands …

      • StClair
        StClair
        October 24, 2013 at 8:40 pm | #

        That’s the scene I was thinking of also.

        (No glove, no love.)

  32. Bill
    Bill
    October 24, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    DAMN YOU WILLIS!!
    You said you weren’t going to kill anyone off in this strip!!

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      October 24, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      He didn’t say anything about life threatening situations.

      Also she’s not dead, she’s dying. Two different things.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 24, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        But you can only die for so long before you’re dead.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 24, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

          Not as long as you stock up on the 1UPs.

        • Drunken Nordmann
          Drunken Nordmann
          October 24, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

          People die when they are killed.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            October 24, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

            People dye when they want to change their hair colour.

            • Karma Aster
              Karma Aster
              October 24, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

              I thought people died when they wanted to figure out their character stats…

              • CapnPanda
                CapnPanda
                October 24, 2013 at 5:12 am | #

                Isn’t it, people diet when they wanna lose weight?

              • John
                John
                October 24, 2013 at 5:56 am | #

                No, that’s just how they roll.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            October 24, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

            Yeah, no shit there, Shirou.

          • Super Duper
            Super Duper
            October 24, 2013 at 12:51 am | #

            Sal killed Joyce. TO DEATH!

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              October 24, 2013 at 12:57 am | #

              Don’t you mean: Salk killed Joyce. Sal killed Joyce TO DEATH!

          • Oneironaut
            Oneironaut
            October 24, 2013 at 2:09 am | #

            A true man never dies when he’s killed. ◥▶◀◤

            • Kiggy
              Kiggy
              October 24, 2013 at 8:28 am | #

              Kamina?

            • garaden
              garaden
              October 24, 2013 at 9:39 am | #

              Excellent Unicode art!

        • Badeyes
          Badeyes
          October 24, 2013 at 4:36 am | #

          You can only live so long until you’re dead.
          I declare your point meaningless! HA!

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      October 24, 2013 at 12:56 am | #

      “That which kills you makes you stronger … as Undead.”

    • GoSpeedRumpist
      GoSpeedRumpist
      October 24, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

      Ah, but did he say anything about near-fatal neck groping?

      • Bill
        Bill
        October 24, 2013 at 2:15 am | #

        “Neck groping” … that’s almost as good as Shaith coining “throat hugs”.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      October 24, 2013 at 2:52 pm | #

      She’s not dead yet.

  33. DSL
    DSL
    October 24, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    Joyce said “Geez.” Isn’t that like, proto-blasphemy?

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      October 24, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      It’s blasphemous according to my mom.

      • EvergreenFir
        EvergreenFir
        October 24, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

        For a nickel?

  34. Shaggy-Donahugh
    Shaggy-Donahugh
    October 24, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    Nope.

  35. licoricepencil
    licoricepencil
    October 24, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

    The last panel reminds me of the time I punched my mom in the face when she tried to wake me up for church. Good times.

    I was still asleep when I punched her for the record.

    • MM
      MM
      October 24, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      Did you still have to go?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 24, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

        That seems like something you should pray away.

      • licoricepencil
        licoricepencil
        October 24, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

        Yes, unfortunately.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      October 24, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

      Oh wow, I have so many questions now, but first and foremost is: What did she do after that?

      • licoricepencil
        licoricepencil
        October 24, 2013 at 12:46 am | #

        According to her she fell backwards a bit, stayed back, and then she said my name to wake me up.

        Funnily enough, it’s not the only time that I’ve sleep-punched someone who tried to wake me up. Sleeping me is violent.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          October 24, 2013 at 2:53 am | #

          Wow. Is there a reason for you being sleep-punch happy?

          • Drunken Nordmann
            Drunken Nordmann
            October 24, 2013 at 3:07 pm | #

            He doesn’t want to wake up, maybe? It’s kind of a defence mechanism – I also sleep-punched my older brother in the face when he was shaking me to wake me up.

          • licoricepencil
            licoricepencil
            October 25, 2013 at 10:31 am | #

            Probably what Drunken Nordmann said. I also talk in my sleep and had a mild case of sleepwalking when I was younger, so it just might be that sleep-me is unusually active.

            (Also I’m a girl for the record).

    • Badeyes
      Badeyes
      October 24, 2013 at 4:41 am | #

      I administered a palm strike to a drill instructor’s head while asleep. The sound of the other DI laughing his ass off woke me up.

    • John
      John
      October 24, 2013 at 6:00 am | #

      I threw armor at my grandmother when she tried to wake me up once. I’m an asshole when woken prematurely.

      • Bill
        Bill
        October 24, 2013 at 8:26 am | #

        Throwing armor?  That is a visual that cries out for further explanation.

        • John
          John
          October 24, 2013 at 2:00 pm | #

          Well, my grandmother was standing in the door of my bedroom going all, “John! It’s after 11! Get up!” and there was a mail coif in arm’s reach, so I threw it at her. Missed, fortunately.

          • Bill
            Bill
            October 24, 2013 at 5:19 pm | #

            Of course; how silly of me.  EVERYONE has a coif within arm’s reach of their bed.

            • StClair
              StClair
              October 24, 2013 at 8:43 pm | #

              I was imagining a loose pauldron or vambrace, myself. A helm’s a bit heavy for that, even if you manage to get some fingers hooked into the face grill.

              (Almost ten years in the SCA, why do you ask?)

              • John
                John
                October 24, 2013 at 9:32 pm | #

                21-plus, myself.

  36. TaintedSpud
    TaintedSpud
    October 24, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    Does Sal have to choke a bongo? Cause Sal will choke a bongo.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 24, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      You’re gonna make Sal Walkerton get out of this bed and choke a bongo.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        October 24, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

        You are making me laugh against my wishes. That’s +2 internets, -1 internet. Only 1 internet for you two. You’ll have to share.

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          October 24, 2013 at 7:48 am | #

          Hunger Games.

  37. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 24, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    If it is Sunday and it is noon, wouldn’t Joyce still be at church?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 24, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      Maybe it’s a late service.
      Or early service.

      • Urzu13
        Urzu13
        October 24, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        The church i went to most of my life was 8:30 – 9:30. The next i know about was 10:30 – 11:30. The only other i have ever been to was 2:00-3:00. Churches keep weird hours.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 24, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

          I asked because when I used to have to go to church, the main service was from 10:30 to 12:00.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            October 24, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

            The only ones I’ve ever been to go from 10 to 11.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              October 24, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

              I guess every denomination has its own time frames.

              • The Candyman
                The Candyman
                October 24, 2013 at 7:49 am | #

                Or it could be her church has multiple services, like mine.

    • Bill
      Bill
      October 24, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

      First of all, she would have gone to church and gotten back already.
      Second, what type of service does a home-schooled fundie go to anyway?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 24, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

        If I recall correctly, Joyce and her family still went to their local church before she started IU.

      • John
        John
        October 24, 2013 at 5:58 am | #

        Nondenominational.

    • MM
      MM
      October 24, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

      They’re at church. That’s why Sal’s wearing her gloves. They just dressed her in her sleep, and they need her to wake up because the collection plate’s coming around.

    • xain
      xain
      October 24, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

      in my own experience usually there is an early and late mass and even then late mass lets out at or a little before noon

    • GoSpeedRumpist
      GoSpeedRumpist
      October 24, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

      Don’t do it Sal! It’ll only make Walky happy!

      • Badeyes
        Badeyes
        October 24, 2013 at 4:43 am | #

        No cause Walky is looking forward to Dorothy/Joyce action.

    • MLEst1
      MLEst1
      October 24, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

      Depends on where she goes. When I was Baptist, our Sunday meeting was only an hour long and we started at 10am. Some locations start at 9am. Other locations offered 9am, 10am, and 11am sermons.

      So, really, it all depends on where she goes.

      • Jonathan S.
        Jonathan S.
        October 24, 2013 at 1:20 am | #

        My in-laws’ church (which sounds like the flavor of Christianity Joyce’s parents espouse) had a three- or four-hour-long Sunday meeting, including almost an hour of repetitious bombast from the preacher. (You’d think that when he went on that long, he’d accidentally wander a little further down the page and put the section he started with in the Bible into some sort of context, but somehow that never happened…)

  38. Rani
    Rani
    October 24, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

    “I’m confused. Is this really happening or are you just happy to see me?”

  39. Aizat
    Aizat
    October 24, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

    Does Sal Walkerton have to choke a bongo?

    • xain
      xain
      October 24, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

      Does a fundie got to sue a bongo?

  40. NF
    NF
    October 24, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

    Is she seriously trying to wake up Sal? She deserves to be choke holded into unconsciousness. How on earth did she think that was a good idea?

    Also, Sal wears her motorcycle gloves to bed?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 24, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

      So? Liquid Snake walks around Alaska with just a trench coat…so Sal going to bed with gloves on is no surprise to me.

      • Keroshino
        Keroshino
        October 24, 2013 at 1:36 am | #

        Exactly…it’s like Proto Man and alway wearing sunglasses.
        He probably wears them at night too!

        • Badeyes
          Badeyes
          October 24, 2013 at 4:45 am | #

          I know! The gloves are Magic Straight Hair Gloves! The only time she didn’t wear them was when she saw her parents with curly hair!
          That’s how it got straight again so fast! She just had to put them back on!

    • Hoboturtle
      Hoboturtle
      October 24, 2013 at 10:41 am | #

      They only look like her motorcycle gloves. They’re actually her coughing gloves for these type of occasions.

  41. mai876
    mai876
    October 24, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

    And whoever Joyce is talking to just stands by as she is choked to death…

    • Kladeos
      Kladeos
      October 24, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

      Can you blame them?

      I wonder who it is. Sarah wouldn’t get involved in whatever Joyce wants (though I guess she’d know it would be entertaining to watch) and Billie wakes up after Sal.

      • mai876
        mai876
        October 24, 2013 at 1:40 am | #

        Yeah. I’m wondering who she’s talking to and what possible reason could Joyce have that’d make her risk death by Sal.

        • Kladeos
          Kladeos
          October 24, 2013 at 2:35 am | #

          To be fair, I doubt Joyce learned much from her encounter with sleeping Billie. At the very least probably didn’t think to extrapolate from that.

          • Kladeos
            Kladeos
            October 24, 2013 at 7:23 pm | #

            Turns out she was smarter two weeks ago.

            • John
              John
              October 24, 2013 at 9:17 pm | #

              Well, it’s called Dumbing of Age for a reason.

  42. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 24, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

    Don’t get too shocked Sal or you might have to book another appointment at the hairdressers.

    • Shaggy-Donahugh
      Shaggy-Donahugh
      October 24, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

      I don’t think they’re just standing there…
      Fap
      Fap
      Fap

  43. Shaggy-Donahugh
    Shaggy-Donahugh
    October 24, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

    Oh hey Joyce, don’t wake up Sal
    RRRRK
    Goddamnit

  44. newllend
    newllend
    October 24, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

    Now that’s the sal we all know and love

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      October 24, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

      your grav just lit up.

      • Badeyes
        Badeyes
        October 24, 2013 at 4:46 am | #

        She always has an after mayhem cig.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 24, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

      Homicidal is a loveable trait?

      • Vash
        Vash
        October 24, 2013 at 1:39 pm | #

        yes.

  45. Derek
    Derek
    October 24, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

    That would be my exact reaction. Unless it’s the apocalypse or the house is on fire, YOU DO NOT WAKE ME. Heads will roll.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      October 24, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

      Or various other emergencies.

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      October 24, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

      Or if the apocalypse is on fire.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        October 24, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

        Or if the apocalypse is on the house.

        • NightmareWarden
          NightmareWarden
          October 24, 2013 at 1:42 am | #

          The apocalypse is calling from inside the house!

  46. Tomaj
    Tomaj
    October 24, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

    i can’t stop laughing at that last panel.

  47. xain
    xain
    October 24, 2013 at 12:43 am | #

    come on joyce just keep on poking the bear i’m sure nothing bad will happen

  48. All Else Fails
    All Else Fails
    October 24, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

    “What ah ya doin’ hov’ring ova me in mah sleep?!”

    • Vash
      Vash
      October 24, 2013 at 1:41 pm | #

      Sal’s accent becomes 10x more thick in the morning.

  49. Joebo
    Joebo
    October 24, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

    Strangulation should not make me laugh this much.

  50. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    October 24, 2013 at 12:57 am | #

    “Christians hova’d ova me until I woke up, jus’ to use chloroform on me and put me unda again.” “That’s terrible!” “Nah, what’s terrible is sometimes it was a pillow.”

  51. Aizat
    Aizat
    October 24, 2013 at 1:12 am | #

    You know, I was expecting that scene from Beyond Thunderdome.

  52. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    October 24, 2013 at 1:20 am | #

    The Joyce alarm clock does have a snooze button, better known as the carotid arteries.

    • Badeyes
      Badeyes
      October 24, 2013 at 4:47 am | #

      :^)

  53. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    October 24, 2013 at 1:43 am | #

    …I’m reminded of the wonderfully therapeutic scene involving a Vulcan and a (afterwards revealed to be) holodeck version of Neelix in the Star Trek: Voyager series.

    Pleasant. Unfortunate if Joyce died or lost consciousness, but ‘leaving a mark’ up to ‘vision going dark’ would seem appropriate.

    Ahh, the dangers of assuming you know what’s best, and that what’s not important to you shouldn’t be important to other people.

  54. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    October 24, 2013 at 1:49 am | #

    Dawn of the Second Day!!! (in story)

    • Vash
      Vash
      October 24, 2013 at 1:42 pm | #

      thiiiiiisssssss

  55. Karma Aster
    Karma Aster
    October 24, 2013 at 1:55 am | #

    No, Sal! Save that sweet, sweet choking rage for your parents! YOUR PARENTS, SAL!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 24, 2013 at 2:13 am | #

      Or Walky.

      • Keroshino
        Keroshino
        October 24, 2013 at 2:53 am | #

        Why not both?

        • Tomaj
          Tomaj
          October 24, 2013 at 6:32 am | #

          only two hands?

          • Keroshino
            Keroshino
            October 24, 2013 at 7:06 am | #

            Well in all honesty out of both parents, Sal’s mother deserves it more!
            …doesn’t mean some sense couldn’t be knocked into her father while she’s at it!

  56. Acher4
    Acher4
    October 24, 2013 at 2:19 am | #

    And then…Joyce died.

    The End.

    • Mr K
      Mr K
      October 24, 2013 at 2:23 pm | #

      She’ll come back as a zombie.

  57. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    October 24, 2013 at 2:26 am | #

    Dear Joyce: Even if you do not believe in natural selection, natural selection still believes in you.

  58. The Phantom's Belch
    The Phantom's Belch
    October 24, 2013 at 2:29 am | #

    We need a strip entitled “I Don’t Like Mondays” with the alt-text “And the silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload….”

    Just sayin’. Maybe early next year when the next day hits.

  59. Nyxness
    Nyxness
    October 24, 2013 at 4:07 am | #

    I’ve been reading DoA for more than year, and I’ve just come to the startling realization that I am suddenly and irrevocably farther into my college experience than the characters are. I’m 8 weeks into my first year at college, I started reading DoA as a high school junior, and by the time the DoA characters are 8 weeks into their freshman year, I’ll probably be a college junior. Not that any of you should care; it’s just some weird sort of milestone for me.

    • Chexwarrior
      Chexwarrior
      October 24, 2013 at 5:39 am | #

      I remember one time I was watching Evangelion with some friends and one of them came to the crushing realization that he is now older than Misato (I’m not there quite yet thankfully)

  60. tahrey
    tahrey
    October 24, 2013 at 4:15 am | #

    Wait, she sleeps in her bike gloves? That shit can’t be comfortable.

    • Vash
      Vash
      October 24, 2013 at 1:48 pm | #

      It keeps your hands warmer!

      • xKiv
        xKiv
        October 24, 2013 at 9:32 pm | #

        Why would Sal want tot warm tahrey’s hands?

        • tahrey
          tahrey
          October 25, 2013 at 6:10 am | #

          I don’t know, but I think I’d probably allow it anyway.

    • Lel
      Lel
      October 24, 2013 at 9:52 pm | #

      She wears those gloves constantly. Her hands must be the smelliest things ever.

      • tahrey
        tahrey
        October 25, 2013 at 6:12 am | #

        Perhaps she’s constantly washing and santising off-“camera”…

        But yeah, this reminds me that I really, really, really need to figure out how to wash my bike jacket. After some of the heat we had this summer, the thing absolutely reeks. Went out for a short test ride on the repaired machine late last night – in Britain, in late october, in what rapidly turned into howling wind and driving rain – and when I got back in and dekitted the stench had already transferred itself to my other clothes despite there not being a drop of sweat on me.

        Now imagine that all over your hands, ew.

        (The gloves are rather easier to clean)

  61. Josh
    Josh
    October 24, 2013 at 4:51 am | #

    YES!

  62. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    October 24, 2013 at 5:24 am | #

    No! Bad Sal! Put Joyce down!

  63. Steven
    Steven
    October 24, 2013 at 5:49 am | #

    Noon? Filthy casuals. I can go until 4.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 24, 2013 at 9:37 am | #

      4? Filthy poser. I can go until 12:00 midnight of the next day.

      • Skull025
        Skull025
        October 24, 2013 at 5:50 pm | #

        Fool, I’m still asleep while I type this!

  64. Intie
    Intie
    October 24, 2013 at 6:29 am | #

    And thus Sal is slowly growing to be my favourite character.

  65. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    October 24, 2013 at 7:03 am | #

    That’s IT! I’ve had it with your perk, enthusiasm and good nature. DIE! DIE! DIE!
    Oh. Sorry. Is there any coffee?

  66. LordHaw
    LordHaw
    October 24, 2013 at 7:19 am | #

    Darth Sal indeed!

  67. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    October 24, 2013 at 7:29 am | #

    “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

  68. dropded
    dropded
    October 24, 2013 at 9:31 am | #

    THE NEW DOA BOOK HAS STARTED! THE NEW DOA BOOK HAS STARTED!

  69. Aizat
    Aizat
    October 24, 2013 at 9:34 am | #

    “Good, good…let the hate flow through you.”

  70. Greg
    Greg
    October 24, 2013 at 9:51 am | #

    Okay, based on the title of the new story (“The Only Dope For Me Is You”), I have to assume this storyline is going to be about teens doing drugs.

  71. RobHagen
    RobHagen
    October 24, 2013 at 10:23 am | #

    Another strip to relaunch a thousand ships!

    Would it be the SS Soyce or SS Jal?

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      October 24, 2013 at 4:08 pm | #

      U.S.S JoySal

  72. MrSpkr
    MrSpkr
    October 24, 2013 at 10:56 am | #

    Protip: Sleeping in your motorcycle gloves both sames the time of looking for them and putting them on in the morning AND protects your hands from damage when you feel the need to choke the living crap out of whomever might wake you up before you’re ready.

    • MrSpkr
      MrSpkr
      October 24, 2013 at 10:57 am | #

      *saves. It’s too damn early to be typing on teh interwebs.

  73. fintikisniko
    fintikisniko
    October 24, 2013 at 11:31 am | #

    And no one ever heard of her again

  74. Sam
    Sam
    October 24, 2013 at 11:36 am | #

    Murdering Joyce will solve nothing Sal.

    • John
      John
      October 24, 2013 at 2:06 pm | #

      It’ll solve Joyce waking people up early on the weekends.

      • Sam
        Sam
        October 24, 2013 at 7:54 pm | #

        But if her religion is right, she will go to Heaven, and you know what she can do from Heaven? She can send messages directly into your brain that tell you what the right thing to do is, which will include waking up at nine, and they will be on repeat because she is Joyce. And she will be able to do it to everyone she knew at once. And you can’t murder away instant brain messages.

        • John
          John
          October 24, 2013 at 9:35 pm | #

          I’m not all that familiar with nondenominational doctrines, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how Heaven works…

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            October 25, 2013 at 2:08 pm | #

            How would you know? Were you there?

  75. Ashley
    Ashley
    October 24, 2013 at 1:17 pm | #

    Plot twist: Jury said her actions were completely justifiable.

    • Mr K
      Mr K
      October 24, 2013 at 2:22 pm | #

      If I saw that in front of me, I’d probably get angry. Not enough to strangle her though.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        October 24, 2013 at 8:30 pm | #

        Not being fully awake at the time would also be a defense.

  76. Milae
    Milae
    October 24, 2013 at 2:53 pm | #

    No, Sal! Get your hands off of poor Joyce and find your own submissive lesbian to fondle as a way of sticking it to your neglectful parents.

    Besides, Joyce is all Dorothy’s, any comments she may have made to your bike, your hair, and how she wanted to be you or in your skin can be totally ignored as her pre-Dorothy phase.

    Anyway, Billi’s the one that tried to kiss you while your back was turned and dreams of you in a jumpsuit.

  77. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    October 24, 2013 at 4:17 pm | #

    “oh, sorry Joyce I thought you were an alien”

  78. CC
    CC
    October 24, 2013 at 4:26 pm | #

    It probably doesn’t help that this is the only one of Willis’s comics I’ve read, but I reeeeaally don’t like Sal right now. 🙁 It’s probably to do with the fact she takes her anger and stress out on other people instead of dealing with it. Reminds me of awful people I’ve had to deal with at home and at an old job.

    • Leonou
      Leonou
      October 24, 2013 at 6:02 pm | #

      Then you should read all It’s Walky, You will really “like” Sal there.
      shudder
      MWAHAHAHA!

      (but seriously, it’s a great run)

      • StClair
        StClair
        October 24, 2013 at 8:46 pm | #

        “In this vision, how many arms did you have?”

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          October 24, 2013 at 9:36 pm | #

          All of them. All of the AAAAAAAARMS!

          • Lel
            Lel
            October 24, 2013 at 9:49 pm | #

            And did you have an Irons in the Fire m8

    • Ourorboros
      Ourorboros
      October 24, 2013 at 6:10 pm | #

      That is normally how people deal with stuff, by taking it out on others. Later they might understand the source of their issues, but it takes a further stage to deal with it, if they ever do.

      However, Joyce is violating personal space and generally assumes people want to deal with her stuff. She’s gone into Sal/Billie’s room before uninvited to wake up Billie.
      Sticking your face into somebody else’s is kind of asking for it.

      • Ace
        Ace
        October 24, 2013 at 10:14 pm | #

        It’s normally how people who hurt others deal with stuff. A lot of people deal with their problems with taking it out on other people.

  79. mistrali
    mistrali
    October 24, 2013 at 4:28 pm | #

    BAD SAL!

  80. JThePerson
    JThePerson
    October 24, 2013 at 5:56 pm | #

    -the-only-dope-for-me-is-you

    Seems legit.

  81. James
    James
    October 24, 2013 at 6:52 pm | #

    Now Joyce is into being choke

  82. Em
    Em
    October 24, 2013 at 11:57 pm | #

    BAD SAL. NO KILLING FRIENDS.
    Also Joyce, that’s the worst way in the world to wake someone up. You hovered over Sal’s face while she was barely waking up, SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF HER. (possibly) What did you expect? This is Sal we’re dealing with not Becky.

  83. Vree
    Vree
    October 28, 2013 at 5:13 pm | #

    Goodbye Joyce, we hardly knew you.

    Get hyped for next week when we meet our new replacement regular cast member Jocelyn! WIIGII!

  84. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 14, 2015 at 9:12 pm | #

    My name is Sal Walkerton. You interrupted my sleep. PREPARE TO DIE.

  85. Mada
    Mada
    August 31, 2015 at 11:15 pm | #

    Nyeeehehehehehehehehe.

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