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by David M Willis on August 1, 2014 at 12:01 am
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└ Tags: jennifer, joyce, walky

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  1. An Average Loser
    An Average Loser
    August 1, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Worried Billie Worries Me.

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      August 1, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      You said that already two days ago. Had the first post too 😛

      • An Average Loser
        An Average Loser
        August 1, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        I was going for a. . . joke? I guess? I dunno, I’m just a no-life loser anyways.

        • jose231ful
          jose231ful
          August 1, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

          aren’t we all I just finished watching tons of anime/hentai playing hours of league of legend with a 2 liter bottle of soda have no gf and go on about 5 webcomic pages every night for new updates #living the dream

          • jose231ful
            jose231ful
            August 1, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

            sorry not 5 9 :p

            • Genndy Oda C.O.G.
              Genndy Oda C.O.G.
              August 1, 2014 at 9:26 am | #

              Try 195. Daily.
              (Wait, why am I saying this like it’s a good thing?)

              • Cody B
                Cody B
                August 1, 2014 at 10:50 am | #

                It is impressive, in a way.

              • No
                No
                August 1, 2014 at 12:52 pm | #

                I want the full list.

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                August 1, 2014 at 2:35 pm | #

                Wow, your are the only person I have run across who beats my webcomic reading list, congrats. I do have over 300 bookmarked, however.

                • Sylvia
                  Sylvia
                  August 1, 2014 at 8:14 pm | #

                  Woah and I’ve never run across someone who comes so close to mine (currently 208). Surely you guys don’t depend on the bookmarking system though, right? Rss feeds all the way.

                • Disloyal Subject
                  Disloyal Subject
                  August 1, 2014 at 8:36 pm | #

                  Try just memorizing URLs and update schedules. That’s what I did in highschool, though I’ve since pared back to a core twenty a something comics and catch up the others every couple months.

                • Kelly
                  Kelly
                  August 2, 2014 at 1:35 am | #

                  I haven’t been using my rss reader in a while, for webcomics it doesn’t matter, since I keep them open in tabs at all times.

                • Rachel Roth
                  Rachel Roth
                  August 3, 2014 at 11:36 pm | #

                  You sure about that? This: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/eyebrowy-2/ might suggest otherwise.

            • Cody B
              Cody B
              August 1, 2014 at 10:52 am | #

              I’ve never counted them before. Apparently I do seven. Not every night, but fairly close. I’m not sure how it’s a bad thing though.

              • jose231ful
                jose231ful
                August 1, 2014 at 11:40 am | #

                The worst at of it is that I only found dumbing of age (which led to many more webcomics) when I was on rule 34 one day ;-;

              • jose231ful
                jose231ful
                August 1, 2014 at 11:41 am | #

                Cody its a good thing webcomics are awesome :p

                • Ronnie long
                  Ronnie long
                  August 1, 2014 at 1:20 pm | #

                  Currently I’m only reading 4 but I read them from the beginning over a period of like a week so it’s so weird to surely have to wait for a daily comic, I wanna know everything that happens ever!!!!!!

              • Siggimus Maximus
                Siggimus Maximus
                August 1, 2014 at 8:52 pm | #

                I only have five(Shortpacked, Dumbing of Age, Blip, Spinnerette, and Looking for Group, seven counting Non-Player Character and Tiny Dick Adventures), and they all have differing update schedules, which is terrible.

          • Olin
            Olin
            August 1, 2014 at 12:00 pm | #

            I will be your friend!
            I play League of Legends as well! Add me: rootCmdr

            Choice One: Don’t add me. Never hear from me again. Keep trundling along. Boring.
            Choice Two: Make a new friend? Possibly talk on Skype? Enrich your social life with more internet friends? End every sentence with a question mark?

            • jose231ful
              jose231ful
              August 1, 2014 at 12:13 pm | #

              I’ll add yah my name is jose231ful on league same as everywhere :p

              • L33tmaster
                L33tmaster
                August 1, 2014 at 12:38 pm | #

                Yay league friends
                im l33tmaster126 see ya on the rift
                and yes a worried ex-cheerleader is never a good thing.

              • Totally not a murderer in disguise
                Totally not a murderer in disguise
                August 1, 2014 at 12:52 pm | #

                Huh, and here I thought people who play league can’t be nice and sociable. Either you guys don’t exist, or I see the wrong people.

                • L33tmaster
                  L33tmaster
                  August 1, 2014 at 1:26 pm | #

                  Neither were just not ranked so we don’t yell at people for no reason.

                • jose231ful
                  jose231ful
                  August 1, 2014 at 1:36 pm | #

                  yup but those league players do exist xD

  2. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    August 1, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    “I HOPE YOU DON’T MEAN YOU WANNA THREESOME B/C AWKWERRRRRRRD”

    • An Average Loser
      An Average Loser
      August 1, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      I’m pretty sure no one could keep a straight face if that was said. . .

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      August 1, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Dotty’d be into that.

      • Ivan
        Ivan
        August 1, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        Do you think Dorothy will have the basketball court removed, where Nixon’s two-lane bowling alley was, that was built over top of “the herpes pool” where so many old men screwed young secretaries during Camelot?

        (There was no cure for Trich then, so every JFK conquest gave and received that too, right along to the First Lady!) I’m betting Jackie got in on the Phase III trial on Keflex…

        It was often a post-cabinet meeting, lunch tradition – for WH staff and very close cabinet members only.

        I’d say Mrs. Lincoln was easily as loyal to JFK as Rosemary Woods was to Nixon, considering how often the president was “unavailable” and WITHOUT Secret Service protection…

        • Maveric1984
          Maveric1984
          August 1, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

          She’d totally have it rebuilt as an Arabic Harem full of young men “carved from caramel”

          All of them virgins, because she’s cursed to only have inexperienced men to teach in bed.

          • Ivan
            Ivan
            August 1, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

            That last sentence would indeed be a curse. I wouldn’t want anything to do with the teacher part ever again, though if the clock were turned back, I could definitely go for repeated Mrs. Robinson scenarios, all right about 35 years old!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 1, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        If Dotty and Billie did it with Walky in the middle, does that count as a press-gang?

        • Maveric1984
          Maveric1984
          August 1, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

          Considering Billies proclivities, and her hatred of Walky, I’d say it’d be more like a MFF than a FMF,

          • ninja_jesus
            ninja_jesus
            August 1, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

            She doesn’t hate Walky. She just doesn’t like his immaturity. Which seems to be lacking as of late…

            But honestly, a threesome with those girls would end up with him subbing under the both of them. >_>

    • nothri
      nothri
      August 1, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

      Yeah, no kidding. I mean, Dorothy is already scheduled for a threesome with Amber and Danny AND Walky + Joyce. The girl can’t be everywhere at once.

      • CiaranLovejoy
        CiaranLovejoy
        August 1, 2014 at 4:19 am | #

        SOLUTION: Five-Way.

        • darkgloomie
          darkgloomie
          August 1, 2014 at 5:59 am | #

          but where would Billie fit then?

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            August 1, 2014 at 12:26 pm | #

            Oh [$DEITY] group sex is worse than Tetris. No, really, at least in Tetris you have several different shapes to twist and move around, but in (most) group sex you only have the two and finding places where everything fits can be beyond awkward. You have only 2 physical shapes (speaking generically here) but personalities… Ugh! Never again more than three total…

  3. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    August 1, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Walky in this strip is basically me interacting with anyone.

  4. Tobias
    Tobias
    August 1, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Walky: I REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS A SILLY PLOTLINE ABOUT DINGDONG DOODLES

    • An Average Loser
      An Average Loser
      August 1, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Wait, this chapter was about Drawing Dongs?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 1, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Now it’s a plotline about Ding Dings being dumb.

    • newllend
      newllend
      August 1, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      And now its just one big chance for Billie to grab the spotlight.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        August 1, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

        As long as it doesn’t accidentally grab a dingdong.

        Unless it’s the snack cake.

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          August 1, 2014 at 12:10 pm | #

          The cake is a lie.

    • Nono
      Nono
      August 1, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

      See I read that as Dingdong Noodles.

      Coming to a campus near you.

  5. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    August 1, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Walky Shaky

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      August 1, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Walky no good at the Talky.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        August 1, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

        Walky was too used to Billie’s mocky. Billie’s talky was just too shocky for poor Walky.

        What am I doing with my life?

        • gigafreak
          gigafreak
          August 1, 2014 at 10:16 am | #

          So he summoned the fan of hockey with the menace of the Jabberwocky and the relationships all rocky?

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            August 1, 2014 at 2:39 pm | #

            Congrats, you win today’s prize, a box of Pocky.

  6. chris73
    chris73
    August 1, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Billies showing massive emotional strength, loving her at the moment

    • Twirls
      Twirls
      August 1, 2014 at 10:46 pm | #

      Totally agree, way to go Billie

  7. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    August 1, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Walky with no wisecracks? My god he’s actually evolving?!

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      August 1, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      All his wises are already cracked. He needs to make some new ones.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      August 1, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      “Your Walky has evolved into a Runny!’

    • arank11
      arank11
      August 1, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      What’s this? Walky’s evolving….

      Congratulations! Walky evolved into Mature Person!

      • Catullus
        Catullus
        August 1, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        Despite his best efforts at holding onto an Everstone.

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          August 1, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

          I would love to see a 4-panel comic where Walky accidentally drops an Everstone and evolves into an adult, much to his chagrin.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      August 1, 2014 at 1:22 pm | #

      Walky’s got plenty of wisecracks, he’s just afraid to use them. He’s so freaked out about Billie, he doesn’t know what will help and what will hurt.

      He can tell she’s hurting. If it were a guy, he’d punch his shoulder and gently insult him – he knows ‘guy’. Billie’s from that strange realm of ‘girl-dom’, which ‘real men’ like Walky don’t understand.

      Fortunately for him, Joyce is standing just a few steps back, waiting for him to come along. Joyce may be exactly what Billie needs right now (but not in a creepy way) – someone she can safely snark at, get some of her self-confidence back.

      • John
        John
        August 1, 2014 at 3:43 pm | #

        Joyce is Billie’s best college friend. And shower buddy!

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      August 1, 2014 at 2:40 pm | #

      Quick, give him more everstones.

  8. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    August 1, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    His deltoid muscles are getting a workout today.

    • newllend
      newllend
      August 1, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      I thought Dorothy gave his muscles all the workout they needed- Shing !

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 1, 2014 at 12:28 pm | #

      Shrugs are 90% trapesis.

  9. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    August 1, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Holy hell, Walky’s actually not an idiot in this one.

    • xKiv
      xKiv
      August 1, 2014 at 8:20 pm | #

      He’s not an idiot, he just plays one on the internet.

  10. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    August 1, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Walky is so far out of his comfort zone that he has forgotten what comfort feels like.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      August 1, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

      He will spend the entire weekend in his pajama jeans to reacquaint himself with the concept.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        August 1, 2014 at 8:53 am | #

        He’s going into Billie-insult-withdrawal. Symptoms include uncontrollable shoulder-twitching, worried looks, and monosyllabic responses.

  11. CrownCorvus
    CrownCorvus
    August 1, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    N-now kiss…?

    • An Average Loser
      An Average Loser
      August 1, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      . . . Now that’s just pushing the envelope.

      • newllend
        newllend
        August 1, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        Nothing more but jumping the gun.

        • An Average Loser
          An Average Loser
          August 1, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

          More like Jumping The Shark.

          • lejwocky
            lejwocky
            August 1, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

            Nukin’ the fridge

            • begbert2
              begbert2
              August 1, 2014 at 10:51 am | #

              Is that an Indiana Jones reference?

              • Maxy
                Maxy
                August 1, 2014 at 12:24 pm | #

                No, he’s talking about the other movie where they nuked a fridge.
                Y’know, The Sound of Music.

                • timemonkey
                  timemonkey
                  August 1, 2014 at 1:42 pm | #

                  The first half of that movie is a lot of fun. Then the Nazis show up and it gets needlessly drawn out.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  August 1, 2014 at 2:41 pm | #

                  Yea, I have always felt that they should have changed that to a Benny Hill chase sequence.

                • Tenn
                  Tenn
                  August 1, 2014 at 5:37 pm | #

                  The hills are alive
                  With the sound of fission!

  12. newllend
    newllend
    August 1, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Why would he make fun you, have never had a friend before.

    • BloodPlum
      BloodPlum
      August 1, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

      Her entire high school career was based on inflated status and material wealth. Walky was likely her only relationship in high school that wasn’t based on those two things.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        August 1, 2014 at 1:40 pm | #

        Billie bullied the crap out of Walky in highschool. Their friendly relationship is from when they were little kids. They weren’t friends in highschool.

  13. arank11
    arank11
    August 1, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Quick! Check and see if Billie still has a belly button!

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      August 1, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Or a goatee!

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      August 1, 2014 at 8:56 am | #

      She’s a clone, but Billie thought sober, mature thoughts when they were cloning her, thus triggering Walky’s suspicions.

      • Keroshino
        Keroshino
        August 1, 2014 at 3:02 pm | #

        I’m not saying she’s a Skrull…

        BUT, SHE IS A SKRULL!!!

  14. Beachfox
    Beachfox
    August 1, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Actually, I’m totally touched by Walky throughout this. He -knows- something’s up with Billie, and even though he has no idea -what- or what to do about it, he’s… trying? At least muffling the internal screaming so he doesn’t disturb anyone else with it.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 1, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

      It’s making his eye twitch. But he’s doing a good job. 🙂

    • Twirls
      Twirls
      August 1, 2014 at 10:47 pm | #

      Me too, I’m happy that he’s making the effort and that Billie is actually reaching out. I’m so proud of these characters rn ;u;

  15. Boomwolf97
    Boomwolf97
    August 1, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    I’ve been in that whole “I have no idea how to be nice right now, and you’re in pain” situation.

    • An Average Loser
      An Average Loser
      August 1, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      The awkwardness becomes palpable. . .

  16. deathjavu
    deathjavu
    August 1, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    It’s impressive that Walky is managing to do so well despite knowing effectively nothing about the situation and even less about social graces. He’s like some kind of anti-Danny, who knows more than just about everyone in many situations but still manages to do the wrong thing.

  17. DavidMcG
    DavidMcG
    August 1, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    You’re a good friend, Walky.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 1, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      He’s free of the foot in mouth disease.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 1, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

        That’s because he prefers to stuff his mouth with McNuggets.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          August 1, 2014 at 2:43 pm | #

          And lately, various Dorothy parts.

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      August 1, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

      He’s a pretty nice guy…
      one of my favorite characters, Dood!

  18. Aubri
    Aubri
    August 1, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Billie needs to be hugged so badly.

    • An Average Loser
      An Average Loser
      August 1, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      The world needs more hugs.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 1, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Lots of hugs for Billie indeed. Poor lonely gal.

      • Ivan
        Ivan
        August 1, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

        I would give Billie a hug. First a tight friendly one, then one for each fun-bag, and after that… whatever else she wanted hugged – and with what what!

        I missed her type in school. All I can do now is play some kind of Super Hero scam where I deliver hugs, door to door, at large, predominantly female universities! Like Testicle Tech! I’d do it for SCIENCE!

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      August 1, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

      That comment with your current gravatar is just… wonderful.

  19. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    August 1, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    I hope they become best of friends and he gets her off the booze and she hangs out with him and Joyce and then she punches Mary in celebration because life is awesome!

    • An Average Loser
      An Average Loser
      August 1, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Whoa there buddy! One step at a time. This is youth drama we’re talking about here.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        August 1, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        Shhhhhh, let me dream.

      • Maveric1984
        Maveric1984
        August 1, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        Yeah, but punching Mary is still OK right?

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          August 1, 2014 at 10:54 am | #

          Mary is going to suddenly mature into a kind, respectful, and and modest individual (who is somehow still religious, just not the horrible kind of religious) and we’re not going to have any idea how to react.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            August 1, 2014 at 12:31 pm | #

            Mary is going to become a UU?

          • John
            John
            August 1, 2014 at 3:47 pm | #

            She’s going to turn into late-Walkyverse Joyce?

          • xKiv
            xKiv
            August 1, 2014 at 8:24 pm | #

            I want my punches to be able to do that …

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          August 1, 2014 at 11:41 pm | #

          Only if she’s pregnant.

  20. Archivist
    Archivist
    August 1, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    I think the appropriate move here is a hug but I guess this is progress, kind of.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 1, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      I don’t know, hugs aint always welcome…

      • Swerve
        Swerve
        August 1, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

        Walky doesn’t seem like the type to give out hugs, especially unasked for hugs.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          August 1, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

          That I can relate to, I’m not a huggy kind of person either.

    • Orangey
      Orangey
      August 1, 2014 at 2:28 am | #

      I think a hug would make it more awkward. To me it seems like Billie doesn’t want to talk about things right now and just wants to distract herself with people and a hug would be acknowledging that something was very wrong. Which they both know there is, but she just wants the usual Walky. I mean she looks pretty disappointed when he doesn’t make fun of her like always.

      But then again I’m not too into hugs either unless im really upset ha.

  21. Hoboturtle
    Hoboturtle
    August 1, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    I’ve been in this situation before. Where someone comes to you with a problem that is way out of you depth.

    Goddamnit WHY ARE YOU CONFIDING IN ME!? Im a fucking ten year old!

    That was some time ago…

  22. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    August 1, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    emotional refugees upon the night’s plutonian shore

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 1, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

      So you’ve read Byron, then?

      • Seven
        Seven
        August 1, 2014 at 7:00 am | #

        Or Poe.

      • TrueVCU
        TrueVCU
        August 1, 2014 at 8:31 am | #

        Poe, but your heart’s in the right place.

        Namely, under a floorboard

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          August 1, 2014 at 9:00 am | #

          Or behind a brick wall – for the love of God, Montressor!

  23. Kra'ul Sheykhon
    Kra'ul Sheykhon
    August 1, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    T’would Seem that Ms. Billingsworth, Despite her Initial Attempts to Distance herself from Mr. Walkerton, is Seeking him Out for Comfort, & I should Hope that Mr. Walkerton does Not Confront her about her Previous Disregard for their Friendship, else the Drama could very well Overtake this Comic!

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      August 1, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      Why are You capitalizing Every other Word?

      • Mass Confusion
        Mass Confusion
        August 1, 2014 at 1:34 am | #

        Jesus christ On a Bicycle, it’s Spreading!

      • Kra'ul Sheykhon
        Kra'ul Sheykhon
        August 1, 2014 at 11:32 am | #

        It’s Not Every Other Word, you Fool!

    • Bill
      Bill
      August 1, 2014 at 12:28 pm | #

      Probably has to do with Na’kuhl grammatical practices, as it appears to be similar to Klingon.

  24. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 1, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    DoA’s like the Community of webcomics – it’s hilarious yet deeply emotional.

    • Ivan
      Ivan
      August 1, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

      You’ve made my chin & lower lip quiver. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY NOW!

  25. Readwitch
    Readwitch
    August 1, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    A lot of people been cracking jokes at Walky this arc, which is fair as he’s not the most serious character in a not super serious comic (which handles serious issues better than many serious comics) but geez has he been handling Billie’s little melt down well. I mean, he woke up to her freaking out in his bed and after he realized she was freaking out and he couldn’t handle it, he got a semi-responsible party to help, standing firm when Ruth at first wasn’t going to help. When Joyce asked why he was stressing, he didn’t tell her that Billie was freaking out because he didn’t know if Billie would be okay with that… and know he’s not making fun of her when she reaches out for help. Good job Walky, A+

  26. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    August 1, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    Sad Billie is sad. And this would worry me if she was something other than a character in a web comic.

  27. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    August 1, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

    Aw, that’s cute. Walky is trying to be ‘approapriate.
    He is growing up, he recognizes that Billie is trying to come out of her shell, and off her high horse at the same time.
    Nice guy Walky.
    Good luck, Billie.

  28. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    August 1, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

    Less shrugs, more hugs!

    Personally very happy that Billie’s been knocked down a peg or two. This brief moment of sadness will be the foundation for a lifetime of happiness, I think.

    [Unless she starts being a shit later on, of course.]

  29. Narf
    Narf
    August 1, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

    Poor Billie. Self-improvement is hard, and I don’t think she’s ever really had a good role model before. I hope she finds a way to be happy.

  30. madelgine
    madelgine
    August 1, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

    MY FRIEND IS HAVING FEELINGS AT ME WHAT DO I DO

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      August 1, 2014 at 2:52 pm | #

      Offer Hugs, LOTS OF THEM!!!

  31. pendrake
    pendrake
    August 1, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

    I personally, like this story-angle with a mature-themed Billie and Walky, it serves as a very good counter-balance to the Whiteboard Ding-Dong Bandit caper.

    One of the hardest things in sobering up in both in maturity and from alcoholism is, put rather tritely yet accurately, sobering up. This means taking a long hard look at yourself and seriously considering & re-considering your life.

    And one step in doing that? A step that is both simple and hard? Don’t do it alone.

    Will Billie and Walky return to their smart-ass ways? Sure, no doubt. But right now? Not the time for it.

  32. epershannd
    epershannd
    August 1, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

    …argh. I’m having an extreme “terrifyingly relating to Billie” moment.

  33. nothri
    nothri
    August 1, 2014 at 2:23 am | #

    Walky, yer being supportive and keeping things light hearted. You are doing exactly what your supposed to. Don’t sweat it.

    Also, something about Billie asking to go to lunch reminds me of this. Don’t ask me why:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQgs2OGVV8

  34. Lizardizzle
    Lizardizzle
    August 1, 2014 at 2:32 am | #

    I swear to dick, David, if you’ve made a lame sub-plot of Dorothy getting all offended and dramatic because Walky and Billie hanging out and not allowing Walky to just explain the situation, creating a generic movie-style situation where Dolly says she needs some time alone and Walky has to take weeks just to get her back, I’m going to be very disappointed. Because I can see that happening.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      August 1, 2014 at 2:47 am | #

      Dorothy already knows Billie and Walky are close. She’s even called them “like an old married couple” at one point. It wouldn’t be THAT weird for her to see them together regularly. Besides, Dorothy is Billie’s colleague at the newspaper. They don’t particularly like each other, but they’re not strangers by any means.

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      August 1, 2014 at 5:59 pm | #

      Hmm, yes, that would be completely out of character for Dorothy. Also, in the nearly four years DoA has been running, there has been no story arcs even remotely as stupid as that. So it seems rather likely that it would happen. And that would be disappointing, because it is expected.

  35. JimmyP424
    JimmyP424
    August 1, 2014 at 3:27 am | #

    I misread the URL of this strip as “The whiteboard dong bandit cometh”

  36. Zababcd
    Zababcd
    August 1, 2014 at 5:24 am | #

    This poll is surprisingly close. Personally, my vote changes regularly, because I am debating with myself what qualifies someone as ‘bad-ass’.

  37. fishamaphone
    fishamaphone
    August 1, 2014 at 6:44 am | #

    I don’t want to be alone anymore
    I was checking you out
    I was just making sure
    No I don’t want to be alone anymore
    And I’ll watch you tonight
    Although you hurt me before

  38. bunivasal
    bunivasal
    August 1, 2014 at 10:18 am | #

    Inappropriately empathizing with Walky, here: I’m in my late twenties and I still can hardly muster responses to emotional trauma that don’t make me look like a walking dicklord.

  39. bunivasal
    bunivasal
    August 1, 2014 at 10:25 am | #

    I also read the discussion around Billie’s alcoholism and have to remind myself that it’s clearly a real problem and that , since we’ve seen people consume alcohol without getting moralized, this is a good story and not a flat booze is bad aesop.

    That part boils down to me being a bit of a forgetful reader.

    • John
      John
      August 1, 2014 at 3:49 pm | #

      If you want the flat “booze is bad” aesop, Roomies! is over there.

      • bunivasal
        bunivasal
        August 1, 2014 at 7:25 pm | #

        I don’t want it. I read Roomies when it was still on Keenspot, back in… 2004?

  40. ajm5007
    ajm5007
    August 1, 2014 at 11:07 am | #

    So Billy has realized that being generally nice to people and appreciating the company of those with whom she is already friends is a good way to build a stable circle of social support?

    WHAT A TWIST!!!

  41. TheLurkerAbove
    TheLurkerAbove
    August 1, 2014 at 12:26 pm | #

    What’s with all the Facebook links? Anyone else see it? Has my browser been hijacked?

  42. Ronnie long
    Ronnie long
    August 1, 2014 at 1:17 pm | #

    Ok so I just read 4 yrs worth of this strip and now I’m up to date and have to wait like everyone else! Goddamit 😛
    Ok so my opinion? I wish billie would just admit to Ruth that she love her because it’d probly be easier, or if mike would punch someone for good for once, like punching Billie and saying “you love Ruth! Tell her and stop being a jackass!”

  43. Em
    Em
    August 1, 2014 at 1:24 pm | #

    *hugs Billie* While I’m sad this happened to her, I think this is a good learning experience. I hope she opens up to Walky more seriously about her drinking problem. I think he’d be likely to go to Dorothy saying “What do I do what’s going on ahhhhh” and she’s likely to do something proactive. Alcohol is one of the hardest drugs to come off from once you’re hooked. 🙁

  44. Clif
    Clif
    August 1, 2014 at 5:26 pm | #

    Walky mispoke. He meant to say “I hope yer cool with mostly manly shrugs.”

  45. jonathan
    jonathan
    August 1, 2014 at 11:12 pm | #

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙁 All the feels.

  46. Wolfe & Windsilver
    Wolfe & Windsilver
    August 1, 2014 at 11:14 pm | #

    Aaaaaah!
    The cast is maturing! Everyone’s learning life lessons!

  47. Darnel
    Darnel
    August 2, 2014 at 4:43 pm | #

    Thank you Walky.

  48. DT
    DT
    August 2, 2014 at 11:39 pm | #

    Man Walky is like me in this strip. “Oh. Okay.”, the only reaction I can think of when I try to think of “appropriate reaction”.
    I not so good at the social thingamajigger.

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