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by David M Willis on January 19, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - This Is the Way that We Love
└ Tags: danny, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    January 19, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    or “Joyful, Joyful, We Adore Thee”*

    *viola arrangement

    • ugh
      ugh
      January 19, 2018 at 1:38 am | #

      Violas are objectively the best instrument. I say this with absolutely no bias. Ignore the violas hidden behind me.

      #justaltoclefthings

      • gen
        gen
        January 19, 2018 at 5:04 am | #

        What do you call 100 violas at the bottom of the ocean?

        • gen
          gen
          January 19, 2018 at 5:05 am | #

          A good start.

          • butting
            butting
            January 19, 2018 at 6:48 am | #

            What’s the definition of a minor second?

            • butting
              butting
              January 19, 2018 at 6:48 am | #

              Two violists playing in unison.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          January 19, 2018 at 2:59 pm | #

          A waste of perfectly good firewood.

      • znk
        znk
        January 19, 2018 at 10:01 am | #

        Violas are just like violins, except they don’t *necessarily* sound as annoying as screaming baby. There, I said it.

    • Zoey
      Zoey
      January 19, 2018 at 7:35 am | #

      *Internal screams*

  2. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    January 19, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Sal’s eyes in panel four

    • Arawn
      Arawn
      January 19, 2018 at 12:46 am | #

      I rather like her smiling in panels 6 and 7.

      • All-Purpose Guru
        All-Purpose Guru
        January 19, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

        David, Sal’s expressions here are amazing.

        • znk
          znk
          January 19, 2018 at 9:59 am | #

          Yeah <3

          • David DeLaney
            David DeLaney
            January 19, 2018 at 11:20 am | #

            Agreed.

            –Dave, BLESS YOU WILLIS

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      January 19, 2018 at 8:59 am | #

      THE SCLERAS ARE COMING OUT

    • TheGrumpybear
      TheGrumpybear
      January 19, 2018 at 1:25 pm | #

      Did someone say SHIP IT?! (cuz I definitely ship it)

  3. 4,000 spiders
    4,000 spiders
    January 19, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    i realize i’m a few days late on this, but walky-hating-comments-guy must be having a field day right now.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      January 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      He actually realized the error of his ways right around the time that Walky said that he was thinking of breaking up with Dorothy.

      It was interesting timing.

      • newllend(henryvolt)
        newllend(henryvolt)
        January 19, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

        Sounds similar to when I grew out of my blind hatred of Ethan, feel like I can relate tor this guy your taking about.

        • Ansel
          Ansel
          January 19, 2018 at 2:15 am | #

          Can I ask what your reasons were? Ethan seems ridiculously inoffensive to me.

          • newllend(henryvolt)
            newllend(henryvolt)
            January 19, 2018 at 3:40 am | #

            I was mostly frustrated with him because it felt like he never learned a damn thing, At the beginning it seemed like he did nothing but made choices in a desperate attempt to appease his desire to regress to a simpler time and those choices later on turned into horrible mistakes that blew up in his face.

            Granted we all make mistakes it’s a part of being human but when a character makes mistakes I expect them to grow from it and for the longest time it seems like Ethan was more disappointed that his hair brain plans didn’t work out rather than see why it wouldn’t have worked in the first place and that got me frustrated.

            At the beginning of this comic I have the same type of animosity towards Joyce but that faded away when I saw her progress and learn from her choices and she then great on me and even become one of my favorites. Ethan on the other hand to me for the longest time felt like he stayed the same up until recently but I just grew used to not liking him. In the end eventually I would have had to learn to let it go.

            Point is I can learn to be ok with any character in a story on a certain level as long as I know they’re trying the hardest to improve.

            • newllend(henryvolt)
              newllend(henryvolt)
              January 19, 2018 at 3:52 am | #

              That And I hated who he was paired up with romantically. His relationship with Joyce was nothing but a lie that again with him stringing along a girl he had no romantic interest in just so we can get his old life back.

              And then there was that thing with Danny despite him being with Amber but I feel like I lost my right to criticize that one anymore because I’m backing Joyce and Jacob to be a thing even it’s a slightly similar situation.

              No offense to anyone who likes Ethan but for the longest time I thought he was a tramp.

            • Sunny
              Sunny
              January 19, 2018 at 7:16 am | #

              It’s “harebrained”. The word is derived from the animal and not from the stuff you (presumably) have growing out of your head.

            • HeySo
              HeySo
              January 19, 2018 at 7:17 am | #

              It’s important to keep in mind just how slowly time passes in DoA. Expecting Ethan to change significantly over a few weeks of DoA time isn’t really reasonable to how slowly real world people evolve. And, unlike Joyce, he hasn’t had repeated tragedy after tragedy to deal with to shock his system.

  4. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    January 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Danny IS dangerous. He goes to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.

    (Any opportunity to quote Douglas Adams is a good one.)

    • The Other Mike
      The Other Mike
      January 19, 2018 at 6:42 am | #

      Now there’s a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      January 19, 2018 at 7:47 am | #

      A: Well, that’s life.
      B: Life? Don’t talk to me about life.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      January 19, 2018 at 9:04 am | #

      Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. You call that job satisfaction? I don’t.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      January 19, 2018 at 3:16 pm | #

      What is this, judgement day?

      • Ed Rhodes
        Ed Rhodes
        January 19, 2018 at 7:11 pm | #

        Oh, do we get to see that as well?

  5. Yumi
    Yumi
    January 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Part of me wishes that I had learned to play an instrument early on, but mostly I’m glad I never had to take piano lessons.

    • Joy
      Joy
      January 19, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      ironically, i’m a self-taught pianist

      • Suzi
        Suzi
        January 19, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

        Even better, I was taught piano as a child, hated it and quit after awhile, almost 15 years later I have bought myself a piano after years of TRYING to play ukulele and suddenly realizing that I’m waaaayyy better at piano than I am at ukulele/guitar.

        My mom is so proud of forcing me into those.

        • Joy
          Joy
          January 19, 2018 at 1:25 am | #

          she has not earned her pride and by not the narrowest means deserves it. i learned the piano simply due to the fact that i grew up with one in my childhood house and my natural inclination. i began at age 11. if i had been pressured into it as you have, i would’ve been like you.

          if she hadn’t done that, you could’ve been like me.

          • Djaevlenselv
            Djaevlenselv
            January 19, 2018 at 8:48 am | #

            We had an electric organ when I was 7. I never took the time to try learning it, and a year or so later we gave it away. Today I wish my parents had forced me to take lessons.

      • Bast
        Bast
        January 19, 2018 at 3:43 am | #

        You aren’t a pianist until you can play Boogie Woogie Stomp…. Now do it! :3

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 19, 2018 at 2:08 am | #

      I had a terrible piano teacher in middle school. She used the ‘brute force rote memorization’ technique to teach the usual songbook of traditional nursery rhymes. No theory, no fun, just months of “play ‘hot cross buns’ and do your scales”. The experience soured me on learning an instrument for years.

      • Khno
        Khno
        January 19, 2018 at 7:25 am | #

        Learned violin then self-taugh other instruments. I am grateful (now, of course) for those years (not months) where I had to exercise scales and play no fun tunes. After a few years, songs began to become a bit more fun (like Liszt or Berio), and I got to play in the music school orchester, first no fun lines, then solos (even if I never did like solos per se, just that they were more developed). Would I have never had brute techniques taught before, I’d not have been able to teach other instruments myself later on, because, you know, discipline over creativity is great to make you progress on mastering things. Of course without creativity, it’s hard to put any heart into exercising. So, when nobody was looking, I sung and composed for my very young self. The experience only began to sour me when I became a teenager and questioned my liberty, as I was taught by close family.

        Other thing: sal should thank piano for being able to fine tune the uke. human ear is not made to her very well fine tune differences in the low frequences, so bass probably wasn’t what taught her to listen. Heck, I more than once voluntarily played songs half a tone under/over with my bass and nobody beside me remarked it (apart from one drummer once).

        • Khno
          Khno
          January 19, 2018 at 7:27 am | #

          *piano lessons
          **hear (not her)

    • Badtux
      Badtux
      January 19, 2018 at 2:18 am | #

      I had piano lessons as a kid but ended up dropping them because our piano sucked. My parents couldn’t understand why the piano drove me crazy. “These notes are *wrong*!” I said, pounding on certain keys that were out of tune. My parents were utterly baffled, it sounded fine to them, neither of them could carry a tune in a bucket or tell the difference between a C-note and a hundred dollar bill. Eventually I ended up teaching myself guitar, harmonica, Irish whistle, electric bass, and, finally, piano again — this time on an electric piano that can’t go out of tune, thankfully!

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        January 19, 2018 at 4:07 am | #

        Literally tone-deaf parents?

        I’ve never figured out if that is a genetic thing, but glad you stuck to your guns as a kid.

        • Badtux
          Badtux
          January 19, 2018 at 5:27 pm | #

          Yes, literally tone-deaf parents. The hilarious thing is that my mother was brought up in a church that required the congregation to sing, and she grew up singing every Sunday morning and Wednesday evening… badly, out of tune. Family Christmas caroling time was utterly painful! Anyhow, some years later I checked out a book from the public library about how to tune a piano and tuned the bloody thing myself since my parents insisted it sounded fine and thus didn’t need tuning… but that was years after the attempt at piano lessons died on the beach of a ridiculously out-of-tune piano.

      • Khno
        Khno
        January 19, 2018 at 7:30 am | #

        Yeah, most people don’t get that if you buy a piano, you have to have it tuned by a professional. We had two at home, and the semi-forte, in a rather cold place, was tuned once very five years so we never used it much.

        • Khno
          Khno
          January 19, 2018 at 2:07 pm | #

          Reading this again, I sound like a snob (what isn’t an astonishment) privileged (that, as white, I am again) bourgeois – this part bathers me. I must then add that my family lived of these instruments (and other) and that it wasn’t décor or nouveau-riche fantasy.

          • Badtux
            Badtux
            January 19, 2018 at 5:29 pm | #

            Plus pianos weren’t all that expensive back then. I think we paid $100 for ours. That was back in the era when it was expected that middle class kids would get piano lessons, and the pianos were dumped at a ridiculously low price after the lessons were finished, passed on from family to family. Today, the kids get XBoxes, and real pianos are stupid expensive even used.

            • legobil
              legobil
              January 22, 2018 at 1:50 am | #

              Well if you want you could basically get a paino for free now, at least where I live. They are just too cumbersome to move etc, many relatives of older people who move away from a family home or pass away will basically let you have it if you only come get it yourself.

  6. Danni
    Danni
    January 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    SAL OPENING UP!

    • Fridge_Logik
      Fridge_Logik
      January 19, 2018 at 7:11 am | #

      Literally opening her ‘windows to the soul.”

  7. PoliVamp
    PoliVamp
    January 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Pop Goes the Weasel on the recorder *shudder*

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      January 19, 2018 at 2:40 pm | #

      Thunderstruck on the guitar. My family is starting to hate that song. I am not there yet, although there are times I can’t bring myself to play it. If they complain, however, I start playing Smoke on the Water at loud volume and distortion cranked, usually shuts them up.

  8. Jamie
    Jamie
    January 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Welp. Now I’m shipping them.

    • Mr D
      Mr D
      January 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      ALL ABOARD THE ROOMIES OG SHIP :toot toot:

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 19, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      Same.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      January 19, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

      Now I’m shipping them too. Damn it I can’t stop shipping random pairings!

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      January 19, 2018 at 1:50 am | #

      This is just my opinion that no one asked for but even though a Danny X Sal romance can work beautifully I can’t see it this time around. Sure at the beginning I suggested this but they seem more platonic then anything else.

      I mean if you want to play Devil’s Advocate I could bring up how they share something in common about how they both have parents who give them expectations they want them to live up to and then are put down for it when they can’t. But that’s more of a thing they can relate to each other with more than bond romantically.

      They seem to have more of a two peas in a pod buddy buddy thing going on.

      • Jack Spade
        Jack Spade
        January 19, 2018 at 2:52 am | #

        Yeah I’ve got to agree. I think Sal is opening up to Danny as a replacement Marcie. As she’d have no interest in dating Marcie those feelings kinda attach to Danny. She’s always had that one person to air her troubles to, now that they’ve become unavailable she’s found a (possibly temporary) replacement in Danny, someone she sees as completely harmless in every way.

  9. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    January 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    It’s cute seeing characters bonding over stuff who, at first blush, wouldn’t appear to have a lot in common.

    • missilentmurmur
      missilentmurmur
      January 19, 2018 at 5:30 am | #

      One of the first lessons in Psychology at university blew my mind. People are like points, any two of them defines a straight line, i.e. any random pair of people will have something in common, you just have to look. It changed the way I relate to people.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 19, 2018 at 2:31 pm | #

        Food is often a good choice, though that presents some problems of its own through special diets. Still, most people have an indulgence they can get excited talking about.

  10. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    January 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    haha, I found a compromise, I self-taught piano for…three or four years now? It’s been that long? o-o

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      January 19, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      I self-taught playing Bach’s Joy to Man’s Desire to play at my wedding. It included playing two-handed for the first time.

      Of course, I did find the absolutely simplest arrangement to do so.

      • Passchendaele
        Passchendaele
        January 19, 2018 at 9:47 am | #

        Cool! I’d like to do something like that at my own wedding (if I ever have one). To be honest, I don’t know many piano songs, I spent most of my time fricking around and experimenting until I became an actually okay pianist? Nowhere near professional level, though. xD

    • Liquid Len
      Liquid Len
      January 19, 2018 at 8:00 am | #

      I tried to teach myself piano in college. It didn’t stick. Guitar on the other hand, did for some reason. So much so I’m now (many years later) playing rhythm guitar in a band.

  11. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    January 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    *can’t help but think of that great back-and-forth between the guitarist and bassist of The Power Station on “Get It On (Bang A Gong)”*

    • Van Jealous
      Van Jealous
      January 19, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      The original Marc Bolan/T-Rex version (with Flo and Eddie on backing vocals) was far superior! 🙂 (but you are right, the bass on the remake was pretty damned nice)

  12. Mr D
    Mr D
    January 19, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    NERDS OF DUMBING OF AGE I CALL UPON YOU:

    ZA WARUDO VS KING CRIMSON

    GO

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 19, 2018 at 2:11 am | #

      King Crimson, because between the two I’ve only heard their material.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      January 19, 2018 at 4:11 am | #

      King Crimson, for the fact that Adrian Belew’s “Oh Daddy” should have been a #1 single.

    • vlademir1
      vlademir1
      January 19, 2018 at 4:42 am | #

      That is literally the most absolutely bizarre question I’ve seen today.

    • Liquid Len
      Liquid Len
      January 19, 2018 at 8:01 am | #

      Who?

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      January 19, 2018 at 8:02 am | #

      I am going with K.C. because: Fripp!

    • OnyxIdol
      OnyxIdol
      January 19, 2018 at 8:30 am | #

      It’s been years since I read the Dark Tower, but I remember I thinking the Crimson King was a terrible villain.

      And while this is not the Crimson King you’re referring to, I couldn’t help but derail this thread.

      • Mr D
        Mr D
        January 19, 2018 at 10:06 am | #

        Oh no I could have done any battle pairing from that anime and a derail was ensured because like 90% of the ability names and like 30% of the characters are named after famous bands and songs.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        January 20, 2018 at 8:12 am | #

        Still, C.S. Lewis. Can’t go wrong there, at least with the novels. Wish the guy Puddleglum was characitured after hadn’t burned the 4th book, in what could have been more than a trilogy, though.

  13. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 19, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Oooh boy are they flirting ? ARE THEY FLIRTING ?

    • Commodore Counterintuitive
      Commodore Counterintuitive
      January 19, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      Nah. Sal would be way more direct, and Danny would find a way to be even less direct.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 19, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

        Danny has his moments with flirting, but I don’t think he’s doing it here. Still, I think there’s been a mutual attraction in the past, so who the fuck knows.

      • Viktoria
        Viktoria
        January 19, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

        Depends on what they both want. If Sal wanted sex, she’d just take off Danny’s pants and expect him to keep up. We don’t know how she forms an actual relationship.

        Danny, yeah, if he was flirting, he’d overthink it, be a dork, and ruin it. Sal is just a friend to him, because he’s never been single around her, so he hasn’t yet made the leap that a relationship could be on the table. It’ll be interesting to see how he reacts if Sal puts one on the table.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          January 19, 2018 at 1:34 am | #

          keep “up”. heheheeheheee

    • Remmington Steele
      Remmington Steele
      January 19, 2018 at 3:36 am | #

      Unintentional flirting.

      Or maybe just pleasure in the back and forth.

  14. Some Random Name
    Some Random Name
    January 19, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    …do…do I ship it?

    • Fire_daws
      Fire_daws
      January 19, 2018 at 1:11 pm | #

      Yes, yes you do.

  15. Meta
    Meta
    January 19, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Is Sal closing her eyes to focus on tuning or just to make panels 6 and 7 even cuter

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      January 19, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      It’s how she switches the whites of her eyes on and off (compare her eyes in panel four with her eyes in yesterday’s strip).

  16. electriccombines
    electriccombines
    January 19, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    And Sal joins the “Holy shit, sclera!” Club.
    Also she is too cute and I want to hug her forever.

  17. papercurse
    papercurse
    January 19, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    What’s with all the piano lesson hate? Being able to play the piano is awesome!

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      January 19, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

      I think a lot of it has to do with being forced, as a child, to take piano lessons, versus being interested in them and/or having a good teacher.

      A choir-director friend of mine was an all-state flutist at the age of 13 and quit the flute shortly thereafter, because her teacher was a martinet and made her hate the flute. (She later took up bassoon and was quite good at it.)

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        January 19, 2018 at 4:15 am | #

        And the right teacher, or teaching approach, too, as mentioned by many here.

        We had an electric organ so that’s what my lessons were. Good teacher for me. The reading music part never stuck but my ear developed nicely, and is an asset my to self-taught guitar styling.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      January 19, 2018 at 1:37 am | #

      Please don’t diss those of us who did learn (or were forced to learn) to play the piano.  You wouldn’t badmouth Billy Joel, Freddie Mercury, Elton John, or Ray Charles, would you?

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        January 19, 2018 at 4:16 am | #

        I’m gonna guess Joe Jackson had em too. And Richard Tandy.

    • missilentmurmur
      missilentmurmur
      January 19, 2018 at 5:36 am | #

      I was forced to play the violin, although I wanted the piano. They just told me I can’t be in piano lessons if we don’t have one at home. I wanted to play the flute then, but the lessons were full. The only place left was the violin. I am grateful for the music theory lessons though, they helped a lot when I later actually wanted to learn playing an instrument.

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        January 19, 2018 at 9:09 am | #

        It’s the recommended first instrument to learn, with piano much later.

    • Liquid Len
      Liquid Len
      January 19, 2018 at 8:04 am | #

      I listened to an interview with Tony Banks (keyboardist for Genesis) recently. Even he almost gave up piano as a child due to a bad teacher. It was actually his next teacher who inspired the love of playing for him.

  18. @zombieundergrnd
    @zombieundergrnd
    January 19, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    Chances Sal uses Danny as a sex toy replacement for the boorish TA?

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      January 19, 2018 at 1:27 am | #

      Appropriate avatar is appropriate.

    • Nobody
      Nobody
      January 19, 2018 at 1:53 am | #

      Except Sal doesn’t hate Danny, she finds him cute in a non-threatening way (and might feel bad about trying to engage in meaningless sex with someone so commitment oriented)

  19. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 19, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    Sal how dare you stop being so adorable.

  20. Yumi
    Yumi
    January 19, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    So I have a question, and as I am a lonely person with few real life friends, I will ask here:
    How do you like to be approached/generally approach others on dating apps/sites? I’m talking first message and also specifically in reference to Tinder, though experiences with other platforms are welcome.

    I don’t want to send a message that’s just “Hey” (in part because plenty of people are like, “don’t just message me hey”), but I also think people might find it off-putting if I send a longer message right off the bat. I don’t know.

    Also my only friend who actually uses Tinder is a straight girl, and it seems, uh, different for her, so really just give me all your Tinder advice.

    • Danni
      Danni
      January 19, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      id suggest, if its there, questions about stuff someone is into on dating sites(i.e. nerd stuff, sports stuff, architecture, etc)

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      January 19, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

      OK, straight cisguy here, so proooobably all my of my experiences are completely useless, but just in case some of it isn’t, here we go:

      I used OKCupid-like sites in the past, and well, I didn’t often get messaged first; but even then, I did prefer it to be more substantial than “hey”. I mean, I’d usually say hello back, and then try and fish for something to use as an actual conversation starter, usually by reading (or re-reading) their profile.

      Still, I vastly preferred it if someone at least said something like “Hey, funny profile you got there.” At least then I would know that a) they apparently enjoyed reading it, and b) I can make a joke back, or thank them politely and give them a short and simple compliment about their profile in return. And then just let the talk happen.

      so yeah, one or two fairly short sentences that above all indicates that you actually read their profiles should, in my opinion, do the trick.

    • Cmd1095
      Cmd1095
      January 19, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

      as a straight, very nerdy male, I just like it when a remotely attractive nerdy female notices I exist so honestly I take any message I can get, but ideally a message pertaining to something on my profile shows they read what I wrote about myself and are actually interested.

    • A Scientist
      A Scientist
      January 19, 2018 at 1:26 am | #

      I send really terrible jokes or ask painfully detailed questions about their field of expertise. Shockingly, neither works.

      So my advice is do something I don’t.

    • Nobody
      Nobody
      January 19, 2018 at 1:51 am | #

      Less conventional the better in my experience, and the more open you are about yourself the more open people will be with you as a rule of thumb

    • vlademir1
      vlademir1
      January 19, 2018 at 4:55 am | #

      My experience is pretty much entirely on sites dedicated to the BDSM community, but my experiences suggest that Emperor Norton has the right if it. One to two full sentences that show you were interested enough to actually read their profile and maybe have a shared or tangential interest.

    • tirachokko
      tirachokko
      January 19, 2018 at 9:21 am | #

      Girl here. Being messaged first was really pleasant, but on tinder that didn’t really happen very often (for good reasons though haha, one tends to be a bit off putting when they don’t use any real pics of themselves oops). Generally I’d make a joke about whatever little conversation provoking phrase or sentence tinder had pasted onto the empty messaging thing, and about 4 times out of 5 I’d get a response. That works for me, but also might not as well for you. I would say that Emperor Norton is correct, based off the first messages I’d get from people. All you really know about the person so far is vaguely what kind of person they are, based off their profile, so a “good job with your profile” or a “hot damn you like hot fries too?!” is pretty pleasant. I don’t really remember what I did right with either the boy or the girl, but I do recall very strongly thinking that these people were people I needed to know at any cost, and somehow the banter has kept working for over 3 years now.
      I do think that you should consider what kind of person you want to meet though, because it does affect your plan of attack with the first message. I wanted to meet someone else who I could build a rapport with out of almost nothing and banter for a while b.c deargodiamalonelyperson. So people making jokes about my profile, or my profile pic, that was a great signal to talk for a while. Sending self depreciating one liners as a first message also was a thing that worked as a litmus test of sorts, b.c if they were self depreciating back it was ehhh but if they tried to reassure me blindly it was not a good sign. If you don’t want to send a small commentary on their profile, a calculated tester line to feel them out works too.

  21. tirachokko
    tirachokko
    January 19, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

    It was the entertainer for me. Also time to google good king wenceslas and then kick myself for it

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      January 19, 2018 at 12:57 am | #

      Entertainer ftw 🙂

      I was surprised to find memories of playing good king wenceslas… I can even remember the annoying way I’d slow down on certain parts. I had no idea I’d learnt to play it until today 🙂

      …and now my crappy childhood rendition of it is going to be stuck in my head all night 😛 damn you willis!

      .. at least I was one of the few kids learning piano by choice. I miss it every so often, but not enough to do much about it. there isn’t really space for a proper piano here anyways, and tiny plastic keyboards with only a couple of octaves drive me nuts.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      January 19, 2018 at 9:09 am | #

      Those damn Christmas carolers came round
      Near to Christmas Eve. Then
      My Robots crushed them into pulp
      Deep and crisp and even.

      *mic drop*

  22. Stoodmuffin
    Stoodmuffin
    January 19, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    WILLIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING THEY LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHERRRRRRR

  23. Some1
    Some1
    January 19, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    After a long wait, here is the first installment of the third Some1 alternate universe. Dungeons and Dumbing.

    Dungeons and Dumbing Part 1

    Joyce got up slowly and rubbed her eyes, shielding herself from the blinding sun. She discovered she was in a field, poppies littered the ground and the smell of grass hung in the air. Small animals, around a foot in height and two feet long with stubby legs and short trunks munched on the poppies. They were darkly colored and seemed completely uninterested in her, shying away when she turned to approach one. Suddenly a voice struck through the air like an organ strikes the silence of a church.

    Voice: Joyce Brown. You have come to my domain.

    Joyce: Who are you? What are you? Is this heaven? Are you God?

    Voice: As for what I am, that question must remain a mystery, for even I lack that knowledge of self, I cannot call myself God because although my powers here are great, I lack the ability to affect anything outside my domain and even here I have limits on my abilities. As for where you are, this land has no name for names are not used here, but it does have a story. But first you will be wanting to meet your friends, they too have arrived here and must be looking for you. As I have spoken with you I have spoken with them.

    Suddenly Dorothy and Walky appear in front of Joyce, Danny appears from the side and Billie appears in the sky about five feet from the ground.
    Billie: Shit (slams into the ground)

    Dorothy: Joyce! Are you okay?

    Joyce: I’m fine, bit concerned I’m dead though

    Dorothy: Last thing I remember I was studying and then I was in a field of giant butterflies.

    Joyce: Did you get the whole speech thing?

    Dorothy: Yeah, I asked if this was computer simulation. Jeez this is really going to eat into my study time…

    Walky: I just assumed I was dreaming

    Billie: eh, booze induced hallucinations

    Danny: I didn’t ask anything. It told me that I should be more questioning.

    Joyce: But where are we?

    Danny: in the land of no names I suppose.

    Suddenly the voice reappears

    Voice: To leave this land, you must journey to a castle made of silk that sits upon the highest wave. For that I have seen fit to provide you with a plethora of weapons and spells, take what you see fit.

    Suddenly a large create appears in front of them as the voice disappears again. Joyce peers into it and pulls out a broadsword. The metal is engraved with various animals and the hilt is formed form gold with a ruby at the very tip of the handle.

    Danny: Sweet there’s a ukulele in here!

    Dorothy: Danny you should probably take a real weapon…

    Danny: this land seems pretty peaceful, but I guess I’ll also take this knife as well.

    Walky: hmm, hey Dorothy, what are you going to take.

    Walky looks over to see Dorothy is holding a red leather book with strange writing in the front.

    Dorothy: Ignitus fireballus

    Suddenly a flame of light shoots out from her and scorches a patch of grass.

    Dorothy: I guess this.

    Billie: I’m taking this hammer.

    Walky thinks for a moment before grabbing a rapier stuck between some larger weapons.

    Joyce: Great now we only have to figure out which way to go, what to do and who to do it with. Easy!

    Voice: go to the eastern lands!

    Dorothy: So, go East?

    Voice: Maybe…

    Billie: lets go east.

    Voice: I really need to get better at speaking in riddle.

    And so, they traveled on their way and Billie only threatened to shove Danny’s uke down his throat one time.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      January 19, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

      Ah, but just because a region is named “The Eastern Lands,” that doesn’t necessarily mean that it is in the East. Outright deception aside — and we don’t yet know anything about the alignment of this organ-in-a-church voice — if, say, you’re in Thailand and you want to go the Middle East, your quickest path is due West.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      January 19, 2018 at 9:30 am | #

      Billie: Ok… so… which way is east?
      Voice: WHAT
      Joyce: Give us a break! We’re all city people! We have iPhones to tell us which way is north!
      Dorothy: Guys, it’s OK! The sun rises in the east, we’ll just head towards the rising sun!
      Walky: There you go, we’ll be fine!

      *4 hours later, the party encounters a shepherd tending his flock*

      Dorothy: Excuse me, sir? Do you know how far we are from… ‘The Eastern Lands’?
      Shepherd: Ayup, nat faar. ‘Bout’ days’ journey… t’th’east. *points back the way they came*
      Everyone: WHAT???
      Shepherd: What kinda puddin-heads dun’no which way’s east? Yer jus foller ther settin’ sun.
      Dorothy: Wait, SETTING SUN?!?!
      Walky: *sigh* Stupid fantasy worlds!
      *Danny plays ‘Road To Nowhere’ by The Talking Heads*

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      January 19, 2018 at 3:03 pm | #

      Oh, poppies! I thought you said puppies, which seemed reasonable, because Joyce.

      Also, nicely done.

      • Makkabee
        Makkabee
        January 20, 2018 at 2:49 am | #

        But then you’d have the long-nosed animals munching on puppies, and that would freak Joyce out.

    • Makkabee
      Makkabee
      January 20, 2018 at 2:48 am | #

      “Billie only threatened to shove Danny’s uke down his throat one time.”

      But that one time was continuously through the entire trip.

  24. Ivy
    Ivy
    January 19, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO WISTFUL

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      January 19, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

      It’s the best way for her to convey how wistful she feels.

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        January 19, 2018 at 8:59 am | #

        Because it’s all about the base.

  25. Larkle
    Larkle
    January 19, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    Was not in favor of taking piano lessons when I was a child. And taking them was totally worthless as well, I remember nothing.

    • Guerisso
      Guerisso
      January 19, 2018 at 2:32 am | #

      Maybe your parents remember the private time they could have during your lessons?

  26. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    January 19, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    I would’ve loved to have learned a percussion instrument as a kid.

    You know, like the glockenspiel.

  27. Gao
    Gao
    January 19, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

    The fact that Sal can tune by ear is pretty amazing.

  28. Goki
    Goki
    January 19, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

    Soo…. how crazy do you think Amber would get if she saw this, or worse, if these two got together?

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      January 19, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

      Her two split personalities would materialize into two separate physical entities.

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      January 19, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

      Prediction: she stumbles onto a Sal-Danny-Ethan threesome.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        January 19, 2018 at 1:33 am | #

        the Dannythan ship sailed away a while ago.

        • Lingo
          Lingo
          January 19, 2018 at 9:40 pm | #

          But what about the Saldathan?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 19, 2018 at 6:38 am | #

      Both Amber and Amazi-Girl have gotten better about Sal. I think these days it would bother her, but she’d handle it.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      January 19, 2018 at 8:55 am | #

      I’ve been thinking ( oh no!), and it finally came together.

      Why would AG go out and do stuff without Amber along? Why would she not want Amber to remember? Because she went out to meet someone that Amber wouldn’t approve of. And, who would that be? Who did AG go from swearing eternal vengeance against, to practically gushing over to a sceptical Amber? And, why is Sal smiling so much?

      Sal and AG hooked up last night.

      “You leave the mask on, and I’ll leave my gloves on.”

  29. Teddae
    Teddae
    January 19, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

    Aw. Friendship!

  30. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    January 19, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

    She’s doing it again! Sal never smiles. She’s to cool for smiles. But, she’s smiling!

  31. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    January 19, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

    I know folks here are getting confused and shipping them both but I’m reminded of a few good friendships with ladies that I knew back in college.

    I am now kinda sad about that.

  32. Keulen
    Keulen
    January 19, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

    I don’t think I’d ever use the word dangerous to describe Danny.

    • Cmd1095
      Cmd1095
      January 19, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

      he’s dangerously oblivious

  33. HelenKellersDog
    HelenKellersDog
    January 19, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

    I swear, all of these ships are gonna end up colliding together into a Titanic mess of an orgy

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      January 19, 2018 at 12:43 am | #

      I…think you might have seen a different movie than I did.

      Or else, the history books left some stuff out.

      • Deathjavu
        Deathjavu
        January 19, 2018 at 8:31 am | #

        Ship x Iceberg was a pairing that really left some people out in the cold

        • HelenKellersDog
          HelenKellersDog
          January 19, 2018 at 2:54 pm | #

          That ship has certainly sailed

          Ba-dum-tss

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            January 19, 2018 at 10:55 pm | #

            People died.

      • HelenKellersDog
        HelenKellersDog
        January 19, 2018 at 2:52 pm | #

        It seems I was watching the lesser-known movie, “Tits-tanic”. It’s basically “Titanic” but better

  34. Maple
    Maple
    January 19, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

    Huh, I’m actually identifying *really* hard with Sal right now

  35. Keulen
    Keulen
    January 19, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

    I tried to learn guitar as a kid but I never put much effort into it for some reason. Instead I ended up playing the saxophone. Haven’t played in years though.

    • missilentmurmur
      missilentmurmur
      January 19, 2018 at 5:41 am | #

      Pick it up, the saxophone is pretty cool

    • Liquid Len
      Liquid Len
      January 19, 2018 at 8:10 am | #

      I second that. I’ve picked mine up late last year after many years of not playing; now playing on some blues tunes in my band. The band loves it!

  36. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 19, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

    Danny is a badass.

  37. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    January 19, 2018 at 12:38 am | #

    In case anyone is wondering, it is possible to play bass while wearing gloves.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=390Nz5Gm8Hw

    • Ryek Hvek
      Ryek Hvek
      January 19, 2018 at 4:00 pm | #

      You can play anything wearing gloves.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RzwvPk8Aqo

  38. BigDogLittleCat
    BigDogLittleCat
    January 19, 2018 at 12:39 am | #

    I ship these two because I want to see Danny’s parents’ heads explode when they meet her.

    • kitty
      kitty
      January 19, 2018 at 2:22 am | #

      same gravatar!

      • Fire_daws
        Fire_daws
        January 19, 2018 at 1:15 pm | #

        Relevant gravatar is relevant

  39. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    January 19, 2018 at 12:43 am | #

    Danny’s eye-twitch in panel five is neat and makes me believe he could be a danger to himself or.others, given a wrong musical prompt.

  40. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    January 19, 2018 at 12:51 am | #

    Again she’s full of suprises being self taught and all that’s actaully pretty sweet… damn I’m actually impressed.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      January 19, 2018 at 1:32 am | #

      it’s a good way to catch bad habits that are a pain to correct later, tho

  41. Adj
    Adj
    January 19, 2018 at 1:07 am | #

    Sorry, but:

    THEY’RE BONDING! SQUEE!

    ahem thank you

    • Nobody
      Nobody
      January 19, 2018 at 1:46 am | #

      We needed wholesome positivity from two characters not recovering from mental breakdowns

      Well I guess that’s debatable for Danny

  42. Rowen Morland
    Rowen Morland
    January 19, 2018 at 1:13 am | #

    Cheese’in counterpoints. They’re about as nice together here as Mike and Ethan were in that one other strip. This feels like a double disaster getting primed to happen.

  43. Hazel
    Hazel
    January 19, 2018 at 1:32 am | #

    They both are kinda clunky with each other, and people in general, but I think these two could really get a lot out of a friendship with each other.

  44. Council
    Council
    January 19, 2018 at 1:34 am | #

    Dammit Sal
    Why do you have those beautiful eyes

  45. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 19, 2018 at 2:04 am | #

    I’m wondering if Danny/Sal is going to happen and derail Mike’s plans for Ethan (leaving Mike with a boyfriend and no viable ‘Plan B’).

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      January 19, 2018 at 2:16 am | #

      That could be interesting.

  46. kitty
    kitty
    January 19, 2018 at 2:16 am | #

    here is kitty’s finnish word of the day!

    sarjakuva (comics)

    willis’s favorite thing, he is physically unable to stop making comics.

    have a nice day!

    • Bathymetheus
      Bathymetheus
      January 19, 2018 at 11:49 am | #

      I’m interested, but I can’t help thinking that I need a pronunciation guide.

      • kitty
        kitty
        January 19, 2018 at 6:20 pm | #

        o yeah… i should include that

        its sar-ya-kuva. finnish j is like a soft english y

        i think this guide is good? http://ielanguages.com/finnish-pronunciation.html

  47. takashid
    takashid
    January 19, 2018 at 2:17 am | #

    oh man, sal and danny’s odd little friendship is one of my favorite parts of the comic and this one is an especially sweet interaction. love it!

  48. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 19, 2018 at 2:23 am | #

    For some reason, I can see Sal grabbing a 6-string and then her and Danny delivering an impromptu performance of Rose Garden. IMO, at least, the lyrics fit Sal in many ways.

  49. kitty
    kitty
    January 19, 2018 at 2:26 am | #

    new danny is too much like me when i was 14 i feel attacked

  50. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    January 19, 2018 at 2:39 am | #

    GOOD KING WENCESLAS LAST LOOKED OUT, ON THE FEAST OF STEVEN!

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 19, 2018 at 3:06 am | #

      Bonus points if you shout it in no recognisable tune.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      January 19, 2018 at 3:14 am | #

      WHEN – THE – SNOW lay ROUND aBOOOUT, DEEP and *mumble* and-

      *Flips page*

      …eEEVEN…

    • StoneyB
      StoneyB
      January 19, 2018 at 2:29 pm | #

      Good King Sauerkraut looked out
      On the feets of Steven
      While the snoo lay roundabout–

      Snoo? What’s snoo?

      I dunno, what’s snoo with you.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        January 19, 2018 at 3:37 pm | #

        Heh, snoo snoo.

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      January 19, 2018 at 2:39 pm | #

      Oh, that’s where the line comes from!

  51. nothri
    nothri
    January 19, 2018 at 3:01 am | #

    Heh. Novel approach to joining the dark side.

    “Now in C-minor. No that’s wrong. Ha. Yes, let the hate flow through you! From the top!”

  52. Ainara
    Ainara
    January 19, 2018 at 3:13 am | #

    Thank you for sparing us from Danny’s fury, Sal

  53. Kinoko
    Kinoko
    January 19, 2018 at 3:30 am | #

    Sal was all about that bass, ’bout that bass…

  54. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    January 19, 2018 at 3:37 am | #

    Together, you shall make such beautiful music!

  55. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    January 19, 2018 at 3:47 am | #

    Awww Sal looks so peaceful in that last panel. Heh, nothing makes people bond more than mutual suffering I guess.

  56. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    January 19, 2018 at 4:08 am | #

    So I forgot to look up yesterday’s atl-text and my reply to that question is that’s Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson he has the ability to make anything seem better than it actually is. Why do you think Hollywood puts him in so many shity movies they need to sell ?

  57. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    January 19, 2018 at 4:45 am | #

    Shipping intensifies. 😀

  58. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    January 19, 2018 at 4:53 am | #

    Look, I don’t want to come across as bassist or anything, but I just think electric basses are superior to Ukeleles.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 19, 2018 at 8:06 am | #

      A clearly bassless assertion.

      ….

      ….. wait….

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        January 19, 2018 at 12:23 pm | #

        To be fair, I don’t see what they’re bassing that statement on.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          January 19, 2018 at 2:35 pm | #

          Definitely fishy.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        January 19, 2018 at 4:01 pm | #

        Now that’s brass!

  59. Vika
    Vika
    January 19, 2018 at 5:04 am | #

    Sal actually bonding with someone else???

    squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  60. Raijin
    Raijin
    January 19, 2018 at 7:13 am | #

    Don’t know what this is, but I like Danny and Sal bonding over music. 😀

  61. Shadow Eagle
    Shadow Eagle
    January 19, 2018 at 7:18 am | #

    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, then they shag!!!!

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      January 19, 2018 at 7:28 am | #

      So, Amazi-Girl’s “Hey you two, break it up down there!” indicates Future Vision as one of her superpowers?

  62. Sudden Clarity Clarence
    Sudden Clarity Clarence
    January 19, 2018 at 7:30 am | #

    Sal’s also tuning herself.

  63. Human
    Human
    January 19, 2018 at 7:55 am | #

    Sal is Marceline? Anyone?

    • Ainara
      Ainara
      January 19, 2018 at 8:55 am | #

      For a brief moment I thought you were talking about Marcie and I was very, very confused.

  64. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    January 19, 2018 at 8:02 am | #

    Malaya may constantly abuse Sal about her fabricated aloofness, but it’s only Danny who actually, effortlessly gets her to put it aside.

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      January 19, 2018 at 9:05 am | #

      It’s because he’s the Goodest Egg™

  65. Felian
    Felian
    January 19, 2018 at 10:40 am | #

    … reminds me of the Pachelbel Rant:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      January 19, 2018 at 3:04 pm | #

      Which in turn reminds me of Pachelbel’s Rant:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2BOAvHwaKM

      The follow-up, in which which Pachelbel sings how much he hates the Canon to the tune of the Canon, does not appear to be on YouTube.

      (Fine, here it is, since it seems I can’t cajole or coax you,
      Knock yourselves out, people, here’s your Canon, hope it chokes you.
      I offer you a whole smorgasbord of subtle flavours,
      All that you want is an avalanche of semiquavers!)

  66. Sannydal
    Sannydal
    January 19, 2018 at 10:50 am | #

    I’ve never shipped anything so hard.

  67. PapayaPunkPixie
    PapayaPunkPixie
    January 19, 2018 at 1:48 pm | #

    Mixed race and struggles with identity cause of it, curly as fuck hair that she straightens compulsively, fingerless gloves, “too cool” demeanor adopted as a coping mechanism for emotional vulnerability, regret flavored affair with an overdressed English guy with a thing for being all professor-like AND plays bass guitar? If Sal was also bi/gay then I’d feel like Willis stole my likeness

  68. PB
    PB
    January 19, 2018 at 2:02 pm | #

    Always wanted to learn bass.

  69. Steven Fisher
    Steven Fisher
    January 19, 2018 at 2:04 pm | #

    Joke’s on Sal. Unless you’re willing to tune daily, don’t ever try to help tune a ukulele with young strings.

  70. Roborat
    Roborat
    January 19, 2018 at 2:52 pm | #

    Hah, called it, she played bass.

  71. Tacos
    Tacos
    January 19, 2018 at 2:58 pm | #

    Should I ship this? I feel like I should ship this.

    Not a bad thing to read to start my birthday with.

  72. kilgaen
    kilgaen
    January 19, 2018 at 3:15 pm | #

    Sal can smile? Without justifying it through violence?

  73. Ryek Hvek
    Ryek Hvek
    January 19, 2018 at 4:03 pm | #

    Sal tunes the uke, while imagining Malaya chained to a rack, and the uke is resultantly pulverized.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 19, 2018 at 4:34 pm | #

      Me reading: “Sal (…) imagining Malaya’s (…) rack”

      Yup, the shipping goggles seem to be working!

  74. SpaceshipPilot
    SpaceshipPilot
    January 19, 2018 at 4:36 pm | #

    How did King Wenceslas have his pizza?

    Deep pan, crisp and even.

    • Jess
      Jess
      January 19, 2018 at 10:24 pm | #

      This is terrible. I applaud you.

  75. Ryek Hvek
    Ryek Hvek
    January 19, 2018 at 5:24 pm | #

    Piano lessons are useful if you ever envision a future as a strangler. This can apply to other activities such as making pottery.

  76. jothki
    jothki
    January 19, 2018 at 5:38 pm | #

    I’ve never really understood the appeal of non-piano instruments. Is it just that it’s easy to play things that sound good without needing to actually learn what the notes are?

    Of course, my experience with a piano mostly involved sitting down with lesson books, playing through every piece in them in order, and then asking for the next book in the series.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      January 19, 2018 at 6:57 pm | #

      Well, I tried to learn guitar and a few other things because you can pick them up and take them with you. 🙂

    • Ryek Hvek
      Ryek Hvek
      January 19, 2018 at 7:54 pm | #

      Non-piano musicians hate that you can’t bend the pitch of a note, being locked into what the keystrike gives you.

  77. RandomRedMage
    RandomRedMage
    January 19, 2018 at 6:21 pm | #

    Im… starting to ship this…

  78. Ryek Hvek
    Ryek Hvek
    January 19, 2018 at 9:16 pm | #

    ….then Sal starts in playing…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqjUWJtH88c

  79. Jess
    Jess
    January 19, 2018 at 10:27 pm | #

    I love Sal’s smile in the last two panels. She looks absolutely content — it’s a good look on her.

  80. Cody
    Cody
    January 22, 2018 at 7:44 pm | #

    Oh, wow. I think we saw an actual unguarded expression from Sal for a panel there.

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