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June 1, 2026

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by David M Willis on April 24, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Faz Is Great
└ Tags: becky, jason, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    April 24, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    “also if you got long hair and a spider tattoo”

    Walky’s insisting on the offsite thing b/c he knows better

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      April 24, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      wait huh that’s the wrong comment, shit

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        April 24, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

        But now it’s the right comment!

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          April 24, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

          Yeah, what the heck is going on? Did Superboy Prime punch reality, or what?

          • SgtWadeyWilson
            SgtWadeyWilson
            April 24, 2018 at 1:55 am | #

            Could be that, or Gallifrey was in a Plural Sector and you recently made a hyperspace jump.

            • Jim
              Jim
              April 24, 2018 at 11:00 am | #

              Nice, especially because Douglas Adams was script editor for Doctor Who!

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            April 24, 2018 at 1:59 am | #

            Do mindwipers work on servers?

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            April 24, 2018 at 9:59 am | #

            dang, I kinda like the other one better now

            • Ana Chronistic
              Ana Chronistic
              April 24, 2018 at 11:09 pm | #

              aw, nice, home computer still had the other one in the cache

              • Inahc
                Inahc
                April 24, 2018 at 11:19 pm | #

                I’ve saved a copy to my computer, but I don’t have a server to … oh wait that would have copyright issues anyways. hi willis! 🙂

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    April 24, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    A butler who can produce infinite flasks sounds awesome.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      April 24, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      and now everyone’s advance comments make no sense

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        April 24, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

        Yeah, I wound up in the wrong universe. What’s that book series with the family of bears called here?

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          April 24, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

          Hairy Potter.

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          April 24, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

          Yogi the Bear? Gummi Bears?

          • Amazi-Stool
            Amazi-Stool
            April 24, 2018 at 5:41 pm | #

            Joyce the Bear?
            Bearalzebub>?

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          April 24, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

          In this universe, it’s Bearandstain Bears.

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          April 24, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

          Bearmageddon? That’s this universe

        • Koms
          Koms
          April 24, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

          Goldilocks and the three bears?

        • Khno
          Khno
          April 24, 2018 at 5:00 am | #

          Babear

    • Lawzlo
      Lawzlo
      April 24, 2018 at 1:37 am | #

      Almost relevant clip from the Forbidden Planet:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XjvlGnszIQ

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 24, 2018 at 2:02 am | #

      Can Jason throw out wit like Geoffrey when he’s drunk?

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      April 24, 2018 at 10:15 am | #

      So, Alfred Pennyworth?

  3. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    April 24, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    I would be fine if these 3, Joe and Faz went on a road trip that lasted for the rest of this comic’s existence

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 24, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Why would you include Faz? That’s like putting an onion in a fruit salad.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        April 24, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

        You need a wacky trickster figure to liven things up once in a while. Becky’s wacky but she’s no universal trickster.

        The bigger problem for me would be the lack of Dina.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      April 24, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      Okay, but the comic is going to become one that follows them on that road trip.

      • AnvilPro
        AnvilPro
        April 24, 2018 at 8:02 am | #

        That’s exactly what I meant

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          April 24, 2018 at 5:04 pm | #

          Okay, cool. People in these comments (and in other places) have used “I want x character(s) to go on a road trip” to mean, “Fuck this character, get rid of them,” so I wasn’t sure.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      April 24, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      Roadies! A Webcomic by David M Willis

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        April 24, 2018 at 2:05 am | #

        Sounds like a Walkyverse AU where they follow a band on tour around in a camper van, solving mysteries and making sure the show always starts on time.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          April 24, 2018 at 2:43 pm | #

          Sounds like a cross over with Rock Cocks.

  4. Nono
    Nono
    April 24, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Well, Jason’s blonde, a stickler for being ‘good’ at his duties, deadpan, boned a Walkerton…

  5. Yumi
    Yumi
    April 24, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Thank you, Becky, for this latest life motto.

  6. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    April 24, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Becky speaks truth tonight.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      April 24, 2018 at 6:29 am | #

      Becky no longer speaks truth.

      • JetstreamGW
        JetstreamGW
        April 24, 2018 at 11:58 pm | #

        Yeah, I just realized the strip changed. The hell?

  7. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    April 24, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    …Now I want a slipshine with Jason and Walky…

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      April 24, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      It is inevitable.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        April 24, 2018 at 12:48 am | #

        It is.

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          April 24, 2018 at 10:01 pm | #

          I always just assumed they were shacking up back in the original universe, and then just deliberately not discussing it during the day. 😛

          • Rabid Rabbit
            Rabid Rabbit
            April 25, 2018 at 3:25 am | #

            Deliberately for what purpose? Afraid Bart would find out about it?

  8. FireAtWilliam
    FireAtWilliam
    April 24, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    “Hey, if this convo ain’t gay soon I’m gonna stop caring”

    #RelatableContent

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      April 24, 2018 at 2:20 am | #

      It’d be a good title for the next DoA book.

  9. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    April 24, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    *vaguely believes there is an applicable Rolling Stones or Van Halen song here somewhere…*

    • Makkabee
      Makkabee
      April 24, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

      2000 Light-Years from Home?

      That would be quite the road-trip.

      • Dusk Rain
        Dusk Rain
        April 24, 2018 at 4:24 am | #

        I feel like there was a Star Trek series with that premise.

        • C.
          C.
          April 24, 2018 at 8:29 am | #

          Voyager.

  10. SailorCakes
    SailorCakes
    April 24, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    I love how she still calls Dorothy Dotty rolf

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      April 24, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

      I’m sure she still calls Jacob “Jakes,” Billie “B-Dubs,” and Amber “Ambster the Hamster.” I’m honestly surprised she doesn’t call Dorothy “Dots” or something even more cutesy.

      • chris73
        chris73
        April 24, 2018 at 12:49 am | #

        From having been given an unwelcome (and very much unappreciated) nickname one of the things that really bugs me about Becky is her giving people nicknames

        • Joe Covenant
          Joe Covenant
          April 24, 2018 at 4:54 am | #

          I figure she’s just taking after the “original” tousleheaded, ginger-ish, be-freckled… ‘Tomboy’ (whom some insist *is* gay…

          Ladies, Gentlemen and Others…
          I give you, Becky MacIntyre… Patricia Reichardt II
          🙂

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          April 24, 2018 at 10:33 pm | #

          I bet she’d stop if somebody asked her nicely not to call them that.

          • SailorCakes
            SailorCakes
            April 25, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

            Except if Dorothy asked cause I think Becky still isn’t too fond of her :/

            • Fart Captor
              Fart Captor
              April 25, 2018 at 12:39 am | #

              “Not being fond of” is a far cry from “actively disliking” her. She was perfectly willing to help Dorothy when she came to her for advice about talking to Joyce. I doubt she’d be unwilling to stop calling her Dotty if she asked. Even if it wasn’t nicely.

  11. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 24, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    a bit like him, he says. he still doesn’t realize does he

  12. (((Mkvenner)))
    (((Mkvenner)))
    April 24, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    He’s only accused of having relations with a student by penny. There is no proof yet.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      April 24, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      But he did have sex with a student, and he’s still pretending to have some semblance of self-respect, so he won’t try to make that case.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        April 24, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

        Also, he’s yelling about it in a pizza place so, like….gonna be harder to deny it now.

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          April 24, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

          Relax, it’s not like anybody who works at the pizza place attends the university.

          *Sayid nervously coughs in the background*

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            April 24, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

            And PFFT, what college students go to PIZZA PLACES.

            • Pablo360
              Pablo360
              April 24, 2018 at 10:50 am | #

              The only pizza place I go to is the Mosher-Jordan Dining Hall.

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            April 24, 2018 at 10:02 pm | #

            Whoo! Sayid cameo!
            ..wait, it’s over already?
            Dammit, Willis.

  13. Mollyscribbles
    Mollyscribbles
    April 24, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    I’ve lost track — is Jason aware that they’re twins?

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      April 24, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      He must at least have figured out they’re related, since I would assume he knows both of their last names.

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        April 24, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

        I’m trying to work out if Walky has worked out WHO Jason banged. Will he realize it was his twin sister? Is he drunk enough to put on a black wig to “testify” it wasn’t him that Jason banged…?

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          April 24, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

          I don’t think Jason has given him enough to go on yet. But if he did, he’d probably double down.

        • Pat
          Pat
          April 24, 2018 at 1:13 am | #

          How would he work it out?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      April 24, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

      Yes. Sal’s referred to him as her brother in his hearing, multiple times.

  14. BBCC
    BBCC
    April 24, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    Welp, this ain’t going to help Dorothy with Becky.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      April 24, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      Well, this comic is certainly different from Patreon’s. Interesting.

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        April 24, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

        It appears that they are noticably different, looking at all the “copy-paste-post” …erm, posts that people are “wrong comic”ing over. Perhaps our host set up a gag to get “copy-paste-post”ers? Aimed for April Fools, but stuffed up? Comic edited, but missed a copy of the old? Just another way to mess with our minds?

        Stay tuned tomorrow to find out! Same Dumbing time! Same Dumbing channel….

      • Tarmaniel
        Tarmaniel
        April 24, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

        The different version was up here for a few minutes too, was the gay joke In poor taste or something? I have a bad radar for these things.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          April 24, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

          I am pretty sure that BBCC’s comments were posted when Becky’s last line was about wanting the convo to be gay. For 30 minutes, that was the one that was showing, and now there’s a different one, probably the one that was on Patreon?

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            April 24, 2018 at 12:51 am | #

            I’m still seeing the gay convo one.

            Okay, question – what’s the last line of dialogue of the strip you’re seeing?

            • Kamino Neko
              Kamino Neko
              April 24, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

              ‘He’ll live off-site.’ The dialogue is basically entirely different after ‘she’s a future president’.

              • Kamino Neko
                Kamino Neko
                April 24, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

                Actually, correction, the first part of Becky’s response is the same, too.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                April 24, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

                Okay, yes, that’s the strip from Patreon.

                The other one was probably a cached one that was changed to better set up later stuff.

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  April 24, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

                  Anybody save the midnight version?

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  April 24, 2018 at 2:30 am | #

                  I transcribed it, a little further down.

  15. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    April 24, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    Love Becky’s last line .

  16. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    April 24, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    buncha goof-asses.

    a little bit, Jason? 😛

  17. Larkle
    Larkle
    April 24, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    Becky is in top form here.

  18. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    April 24, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

    Becky in the last panel is me with basically every piece of media. If it ain’t queer, I’m outta here.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      April 24, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

      Well, the male member of the new hero group in My Hero Academia is trans, so there’s that.

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        April 24, 2018 at 1:25 am | #

        Wait what? I missed that, apparently. The pussycats?

        Also I just started watching Magical Girl Ore. Not sure whether that’s going to turn out good or bad, but at least it seems to have a chance 🙂

        And I … Thought I saw some gay pairings in the latest Franxx, but maybe it was my imagination? That one seemed to be doing the usual gender BS earlier.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        April 24, 2018 at 3:22 am | #

        Trans? You’re sure. I wasn’t paying attention to the pronouns, and I have no idea if anything official has come out stating one way or the other, but I assumed he was a guy who just like to dress that way vs being trans.

        Of course, that’s on me for assuming one way or the other, but the humor aspect of that person to me seems to come from their very aggressive and powerful demeanor paired up with a magical cat girl outfit. I’m a big tough guy who just likes to dress cute is a more acceptable joke than I’m a big tough trans woman.

        • Dusk Rain
          Dusk Rain
          April 24, 2018 at 4:29 am | #

          He’s a trans man. His character page iirc says “Used to be female. Then he took a trip to Thailand.” As a trans man myself I’m pretty thrilled for a canon trans hero (although I have many trans headcanons).

          • cbwroses
            cbwroses
            April 24, 2018 at 9:19 am | #

            Oh. Good to know.

          • Inahc
            Inahc
            April 24, 2018 at 7:06 pm | #

            Neat 🙂 so not only a canon trans character, but also a canon man in a skirt 🙂 take that, gender roles!

            • Inahc
              Inahc
              April 24, 2018 at 7:08 pm | #

              I also loved the “swimsuit” episode with the … What were those, wetsuits or something?

      • caesaria82
        caesaria82
        April 24, 2018 at 7:35 pm | #

        I mean, that’s awesome and all, but idk why you told me that lol. I’ve never even heard of that show before you mentioned it and I had to google it. But hey, I’m pro more trans characters in everything, so it’s completely a good thing!

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          April 24, 2018 at 10:56 pm | #

          Uh, he told you because now you have heard of that show, so if it sounds interesting you can start watching it 🙂

          • caesaria82
            caesaria82
            April 25, 2018 at 12:57 am | #

            Oh lol. That makes total sense, the comment just came out of nowhere seemingly lol. Anyway, I don’t really do anime. But good to know that that genre is doing good things 🙂

  19. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    April 24, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

    Oh Yeah because I can see Jason being worth having an affair with over Dorothy. No really I can see it the Jason x Walky is too strong in any AU.

    • Ainara
      Ainara
      April 24, 2018 at 12:56 am | #

      Hey man, being with Walky means having an endless supply of mcnuggets your way. Pros and cons

  20. Jaybie
    Jaybie
    April 24, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    So I dunno if this counts as fan art exactly but.. I kinda sorta accidentally drew a Joe look alike into one of my comics

    https://imgur.com/wm24Dan

    Does Joe have a long lost Catholic twin…from the future?

    • Mordecai
      Mordecai
      April 24, 2018 at 12:36 am | #

      I like your art

      • Jaybie
        Jaybie
        April 24, 2018 at 12:41 am | #

        Oh thank you 🙂

  21. Arianod
    Arianod
    April 24, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    Is Walky aware that his twin sister is the one Jason’s been getting it off with? I can’t remember.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      April 24, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

      No, but Jason DOES know he’s her brother.

  22. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    April 24, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    Becky, as per usual, is life.
    I do love Walky’s faith in Dorothy, though, it’s sweet. He might believe in her even harder than Joyce does.

  23. CleverTrousers
    CleverTrousers
    April 24, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

    Oh, he’s talking about Sal and we’re not going to get into weird gender discussions with Becky here. Aces.

  24. Goki
    Goki
    April 24, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

    Thanks Becky, I am glad someone finally said it.

  25. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 24, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

    Birds of a feather…

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      April 24, 2018 at 2:42 am | #

      …get drunk at the same birdbath.

  26. Yumi
    Yumi
    April 24, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

    This comic is fine, but if it’s the permanent one now, I wish I hadn’t seen the other version, ’cause it was better.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      April 24, 2018 at 12:43 am | #

      Seconded, on both counts.

    • SgtWadeyWilson
      SgtWadeyWilson
      April 24, 2018 at 12:52 am | #

      You know what they say: ’tis better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.

      I mean, I missed the original, so I fall into category two, and it’s a pretty annoying not knowing what I missed out on.

      • Lingo
        Lingo
        April 24, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

        Same.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        April 24, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

        Panel 1
        Becky: Y’got dumped by Dotty?

        Panel 2
        Walky: It was a MUTUAL dumping, for we both recognize that I am a goof-ass an’ she is a future President.

        Panel 3
        Becky: Speaking as a fellow goof-ass, my condolences, dude. ‘Kay, s what’s this other dude’s story?

        Panel 4
        Walky: Jason’s my math TA. My former math TA.

        Panel 5
        Jason:I was fired for having relations with one of my students.

        Panel 6
        Becky: So you’re reboundin’ pretty hard there, huh, Walky?
        Jason: NOT WITH HIM YOU KNOB! I WOULDN’T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH ANYTHING LIKE H- okay, maybe a bit like him
        Walky: Hey, if this convo ain’t gay soon, I’m gonna stop caring

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          April 24, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

          That last line was actually Becky.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            April 24, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

            Dammit, yes, it was. Typo.

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          April 24, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

          I’m… not seeing a difference between this and the strip (typo excluded)? Is everyone else seeing something different? Do I have a cached version loaded? Does everyone else have a cached version loaded?

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            April 24, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

            I don’t think I have a cached version, since for a while I was seeing one (the transcripted one), and now I’m seeing another. Seems likely it’s a cached version you’re seeing.

            • Inahc
              Inahc
              April 24, 2018 at 1:39 am | #

              Ha, I was seeing the cached one too. I’m glad I came back to read more comments.
              The butler part is funny, but yeah, I liked the old one better.
              …
              MAKE IT GAYER!!! 😉

              • Arian
                Arian
                April 24, 2018 at 11:07 am | #

                I see no mention of a butler. Did it swap again?

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  April 24, 2018 at 3:00 pm | #

                  “I’m gonna hire him to be my butler”

          • Pablo360
            Pablo360
            April 24, 2018 at 9:11 am | #

            Now I’m eeeing the new comic but the alt-text isn’t working on mobile (and yes I know you can click the blank area below the comic, that’s not working). Could someone fill me in on what it is?

            • adjudicus
              adjudicus
              April 24, 2018 at 10:24 am | #

              the alt-text reads: Welcome to Goof-Asses Anonymous

              • Pablo360
                Pablo360
                April 24, 2018 at 4:04 pm | #

                Ah, so that didn’t change. Gotcha. Thanks.

        • Tarmaniel
          Tarmaniel
          April 24, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

          Yeah that was it. I was wondering if Jason becoming enraged over the implication that he slept with a black guy was considered too out of character or offensive.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            April 24, 2018 at 1:15 am | #

            more likely, the new strip gels better with upcoming events. Stuff like Becky disapproving of Dorothy dumping Walky, Jason hinting at Sal but not clearly, and Walky clearly still being in the dumps.

            • Marsh Maryrose
              Marsh Maryrose
              April 24, 2018 at 1:25 am | #

              This. The first strip had more oomph as a standalone, but the final version has more places to go, storyline-wise.

          • Raen
            Raen
            April 24, 2018 at 2:42 am | #

            My guess would be it’s more the gag of Becky being obsessed with her own newfound identity was teetering on a brink. After all, race is clearly not an obstacle for Jason, and the phrasing certainly made it sound like it was less even Walky’s gender than his, well, goof-ass-ness. Either that, or it seemed out-of-character for Becky to tolerate a TA having sex with students, or it seemed too likely that Jason’s last line would lead either Becky or Walky to catch on.

        • SgtWadeyWilson
          SgtWadeyWilson
          April 24, 2018 at 1:45 am | #

          Thanks! Hmm… I like Becky’s last line better, but overall, I think I prefer what we have now.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      April 24, 2018 at 10:41 pm | #

      I still see the one that BBCC quoted. Reloaded and everything, it’s still Walky rebounding pretty hard with Jason, Becky’s gonna stop caring.
      What’s the new one say?

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        April 24, 2018 at 11:05 pm | #

        Okay…

        Becky: Y’got dumped by Dotty?

        Panel 2
        Walky: It was a MUTUAL dumping, for we both recognize that I am a goof-ass an’ she is a future President.

        Panel 3
        Becky: Speaking as a fellow goof-ass, that is friggin’ *balls*, dude.
        Dotty didn’t deserve ya.

        Panel 4
        Walky: *whatever* she’s the best but it’s cool ‘cuz it means I’m freed up to go back to my dream of livin’ alone in a place with a fire pole.

        Panel 5
        Jason: look, forget her, you’re fine, you’re fine, you’re fine.

        Panel 6
        Becky: ‘kay, an’ who’s this?
        Wally: my former math ta. I’m gonna hire him to be my butler.
        Jason: if you were a girl you’d be very pretty
        Walky: he’ll live off-site

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          April 24, 2018 at 11:13 pm | #

          ha! thanks to weird caching issues on Windows, I now have one tab stuck on each version of the comic. interestingly, the art itself is different after panel 2. Different facial expressions, and panel 5 had only Jason in the gay version, but both jason and walky in the butler version.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            April 25, 2018 at 1:49 am | #

            Thank you!

  27. Purblebirb
    Purblebirb
    April 24, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

    Becky in the last panel looks like Misty from Pokemon out of the corner of my eye. Walky and Jason would be Ash and Brock in this situation of course, even if Jason fits more as that one chef gym leader from Black and White.

  28. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    April 24, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

    So Walky wants to either be Batman or a very wealthy Ghostbuster.

  29. brasca1
    brasca1
    April 24, 2018 at 1:09 am | #

    Seriously this animosity Becky has for Dorothy is the most negative part of Becky’s character.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      April 24, 2018 at 1:16 am | #

      Yeah, that’s part of what I liked more about the previous version. Take out the hate and add in some “gimme gay,” and that’s a character I’m on board with.

      Of course, it’s good for a character to have flaws. It’s just also annoying at times.

    • Brotato
      Brotato
      April 24, 2018 at 1:58 am | #

      What animosity? She’s doing the Bro thing and saying “X didn’t deserve you” to a friend. Sure, Dorothy is also a friend, but Dorothy isn’t THERE and also isn’t the one who got dumped. You don’t have to hate X to console a drunk, sad, dumped friend by saying X didn’t deserve them.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        April 24, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

        Yes, but Becky’s never been terribly fond of Dorothy. She likes to assert that she is Joyce’s real best friend and calls her things like ‘bony poindexter’ and a ‘friendstealinghussy’.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          April 24, 2018 at 7:48 am | #

          Both of those go back to her first couple days. I think she’s mellowed a bit on the rivalry with Dorothy, though it’s still there.
          And she does like Walky.

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          April 24, 2018 at 2:22 pm | #

          She hasn’t called Dorothy anything even remotely mean since her first week on campus, when she was understandably under a lot of stress.

          The fact that she considers herself to be Joyce’s REAL best friend is hardly animosity towards Dorothy. Even as she was saying that she was giving Dorothy helpful advice. There isn’t any actual malice behind it. Just insecurity

          And all she’s doing here is siding with Walky, who she knows better and has more in common with. It’d be crappy of her to tell Dorothy that, but it’s a fairly standard thing to say to someone who just got dumped.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            April 24, 2018 at 10:50 pm | #

            That’s true, although I wpersonally believe she’s…not malicious bt doesn’t particularly like Dorothy very much.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        April 24, 2018 at 4:58 pm | #

        I think some of the impression of animosity comes from Becky’s facial expression in that panel, which may be more open to interpretation.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        April 25, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

        From his tumblr post about the strip change, Willis says, “(And also Becky shouldn’t miss an opportunity to be pissy at Dorothy.)”

        So there’s that.

  30. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    April 24, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

    Becky IS kinda white, gay, lady walky, huh?

    Walky you guys new that since day one and still boinked, so.

    Really, I love everything about this strip.

    Like, Jason. Cool. Your drunk ass is confusing butch and boys. Neato

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      April 24, 2018 at 1:14 am | #

      Um…I’m pretty sure Jason’s last line is directed at Walky? If you weren’t confused about that, I’m not sure what you mean by your last couple sentences.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 24, 2018 at 7:54 am | #

        I read it that way at first too and just put it down to Jason being drunk, but at a second look it not only makes more sense to be about Walky, but it follows better from the previous panel.
        I think it was that the start of the last panel drew my attention to Becky, so it seemed like his attention should follow it, but he’s doing the drunk thing where you ignore the rest of the conversation and just continue on your own tangent.

        • Miri
          Miri
          April 24, 2018 at 5:32 pm | #

          I wasn’t sure who he was pointing at – thanks!

  31. CMasta
    CMasta
    April 24, 2018 at 1:17 am | #

    “If you were a girl I’d bang you and lose my job”

  32. Lawzlo
    Lawzlo
    April 24, 2018 at 1:27 am | #

    Goof-Asses Anonymous? More like Goof-Asses Unanimous! Rah rah!

  33. Keulen
    Keulen
    April 24, 2018 at 1:39 am | #

    It looks to me like Jason’s more drunk than Walky. That surprises me, I would’ve thought Walky would be more of a lightweight like his sister.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      April 24, 2018 at 2:07 am | #

      He probably is, but he’s a different kind of drunk. Sal stumbles around, loses what little mind-mouth filter she had, tries to get in fights, and eventually conks out. Not sure about Walky – he certainly doesn’t seem much different.

      In the Walkyverse, Sal fell asleep when she was drunk (oh, I’m sorry, she ‘rested her eyes’) and Walky was a mean drunk.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 24, 2018 at 2:14 am | #

      Jason downed all the flasks himself, Walky just got contact-drunk.

  34. Classic Appa
    Classic Appa
    April 24, 2018 at 1:54 am | #

    I just can’t get over how adorable Jason is like this.

  35. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    April 24, 2018 at 1:59 am | #

    Off site butler seems contradictory but as long as he does hit job of butlering.

    And it’s true, Jason. If Walky was a girl he’d be pretty.

    He’d also be Sal.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      April 24, 2018 at 2:01 am | #

      If even a drunk Walky is embarrassed to have you around, you know that you’re a mess.

  36. BenRG
    BenRG
    April 24, 2018 at 2:00 am | #

    You know what I wish? I wish that Dorothy could see how she’s managed to convince Walky that he’s worthless.

    Meanwhile, I think that Becky would be offended by what Jason said if she had any reason to believe he could even see her properly, let alone actually process what his senses are telling him.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      April 24, 2018 at 2:08 am | #

      I believe Jason is referring to Walky in that line.

      • JBento
        JBento
        April 24, 2018 at 6:56 am | #

        That’s the interpretation that makes sense, because he’s conflating him with Sal. The Drunk’s Mind’s Eye.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      April 24, 2018 at 2:35 pm | #

      Walky already believed he was worthless long before they broke up. That’s not her fault. She never expected him to be perfect. She was upset when she found out he thought he needed to be:

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/02-everything-youve-ever-wanted/rusty/

    • Sam
      Sam
      April 24, 2018 at 4:50 pm | #

      Dorothy never convinced him that he was worthless for even one millisecond. Walky is the one who decided he must be because he can’t be Dorothy. That isn’t something Dorothy is responsible for – that is an internal issue that Walky himself created by comparing himself to her and also has to resolve, which would be easier with a therapist, but we both know he ain’t going to be going to one of those within the next century of webcomics.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 24, 2018 at 5:15 pm | #

        I’m not sure it’s “can’t be Dorothy”.
        There are two components – even before he was on his current worthless kick, he thought the world of her and didn’t think he deserved her, but that was more his high opinion of her than being down on himself.
        Then the flunking math thing came along and trashed much of what his self-esteem was built around – the effortless smart guy thing.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        April 25, 2018 at 3:30 am | #

        Dorothy never deliberately convinced him he was worthless. So no, Dorothy’s not responsible for that. But, his feelings of worthlessness wouldn’t be as strong as they are if he wasn’t trying to match up to her. No blame to her, obviously, but he wouldn’t feel it as strongly if he wasn’t involved with her and it’s possible that he thinks that if he’d never met her/fallen for her, he wouldn’t have fallen behind on his work. He’d be completely wrong to blame her, of course, but he may subconsciously think it.

  37. Ainara
    Ainara
    April 24, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

    Well, you heard Jason. Walky’s fine!
    Walky’s fine.
    Walky’s fine…

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      April 24, 2018 at 6:17 pm | #

      He isn’t.

  38. Tacos
    Tacos
    April 24, 2018 at 2:29 am | #

    I really want to know what the other version of this strip said that people are mentioning? The version I see right now is the one where Becky says, “Hey, if this convo ain’t gay soon I’m gonna stop caring”

    • Raen
      Raen
      April 24, 2018 at 2:35 am | #

      That’s the original. Shift-F5.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        April 24, 2018 at 3:11 am | #

        Oh huh. Well that’s definitely different. I think I prefer the gay convo one better.

        • Emily
          Emily
          April 24, 2018 at 10:03 am | #

          Yeah, it was actually funny.

  39. Derek
    Derek
    April 24, 2018 at 2:30 am | #

    is it me or did both the dialogue and the alt-text change since two hours ago?

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      April 24, 2018 at 9:13 pm | #

      Do you remember an afternoon kid’s show called “Candle Cove?”

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        April 24, 2018 at 9:57 pm | #

        You have to go inside.

  40. Raen
    Raen
    April 24, 2018 at 2:34 am | #

    …now I’m wondering what’s in my drink.

  41. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    April 24, 2018 at 3:31 am | #

    Walky, that is not why you two broke up!
    And don’t start looking down on yourself. There’ll be another girl for you. Someday. Somewhere.
    Maybe on Garbage Roof? *nudge nudge, wink wink, Bob’s your uncle*

  42. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    April 24, 2018 at 3:51 am | #

    This is going to end with Walky finding ouy Jason slept with Sal, won’t it?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      April 24, 2018 at 5:40 am | #

      I’m not sure if Walky would care, unless Jason admitted that he’d done so under false pretences (or at least he felt that he had).

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      April 24, 2018 at 11:59 pm | #

      It’s going to end with Walky finding out Jason slept with him (or vice versa.)

  43. Odditude
    Odditude
    April 24, 2018 at 4:43 am | #

    Why did the strip change?

  44. Fudanshi
    Fudanshi
    April 24, 2018 at 8:47 am | #

    #Jason x Walky

  45. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    April 24, 2018 at 9:04 am | #

    He’ll live… offsite. Like, maybe…

    Alabama?

    (I was thinking of shitholes, and my mind went straight to African nations, and I realized I was thinking like Trump.)

  46. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    April 24, 2018 at 9:13 am | #

    Okay, something’s occurred to me.

    When Dorothy becomes President, Walky will become First Dude.

    Historically, the First Spouse has always been responsible for deciding how the White House will be decorated.

    The White House under the Keener administration will have a fire pole, bounce house, a whole wing made out of Lego, and a built-in McDonalds. The Lincoln Bedroom will be made into a ball pit.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      April 24, 2018 at 12:29 pm | #

      this is a very good point

  47. Zatar
    Zatar
    April 24, 2018 at 10:32 am | #

    Drunk Jason is like Drunk Mike in that he is much more likable then his sobor self.

  48. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    April 24, 2018 at 10:40 am | #

    Listen to the red haired lesbian, Walky. If Dorothy gets rid of you just because of her obsessive compulsive disorder, then she doesn’t deserve you. Also, Jason is close to realizing how Walky and Sal are related. How many more boyfriends is Dotty going to get rid off just because she wants a posuition that has been corrupted by Donald Trump and Andrew Jackson.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      April 24, 2018 at 3:15 pm | #

      Jason already knows they’re related. Sal’s referred to Walky as her brother in his hearing multiple times. Walky doesn’t know they’ve screwed yet though.

    • DannyUniverse
      DannyUniverse
      April 24, 2018 at 8:43 pm | #

      1) I have not seen anything in comic to suggest Dorothy has OCD, so it kinda sounds like you are just throwing around a diagnosis in a disrespectful way (lots of people casually describe people or themselves as OCD because I dunno, it is a popular phrase?) Maybe I missed something and she is sometimes head cannoned as having OCD, or maybe you have OCD and head cannon her as OCD because representation is important and people have to take what they can get.

      But if yourself don’t have OCD, maybe think twice before just randomly calling a character as having OCD (Note – I am not asking you to defend yourself or out yourself, just asking that if you don’t have OCD to please consider not doing this in the future.

      2) Also, while it is absolutely true that Walky’s description of the need for a break up puts Dorothy in a bad light, I am pretty sure that is why he thought a break up was needed (that he wasn’t good enough for her). Was absolutely appropriate for Becky to point out to Walky that he is not inferior for being goofy. However, I don’t believe that is why Dorothy broke up with him – She doesn’t think she is better than him, she just doesn’t think that she has time for the relationship. Like, she might end up in one again quickly (just like she jumped from Danny to Walky quickly) but that doesn’t change the fact that she doesn’t believe she should be in a relationship – just means she has a hard time staying out of a relationship when she is crushing on someone.

      3) I am in the camp that their relationship was relatively healthy and that they both got good out of being in it. I don’t really think that breaking up with him will solve Dorothy’s problems. But I maintain she simply believes any relationship would be bad, not that she thinks Walky is deficient.

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        April 25, 2018 at 11:13 am | #

        I do have OCD and depression. Also, Dorothy has shown to be obsessed with the tasks she has. She is taking too many courses, doesn’t shower, doesn’t eat healthy food, doesn’t take healthy breaks, andc her goal of being the presidnet of the USA seems to me immutable. She got angry when Danny said “it was a phase”, and she has said that her relationship with Walky was temporal until she went to Yale. Had she considered what Walky really wanted out of the relationship?
        To summarize my opinion: Dorothy does have the time and does care, but she obsesses over her goals to the point that she is neglecting everything else. She even took not needed actions for her goals, like when she tried to be RA immediately after Ruth was hospitalized.
        Dorothy must be careful if she doesn’t want to become like Roz: an uber liberal with casual flings and no attachments.

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          April 25, 2018 at 12:05 pm | #

          O.o

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            April 25, 2018 at 2:50 pm | #

            Seconded

  49. Corronchilejano
    Corronchilejano
    April 24, 2018 at 1:53 pm | #

    So… why the change? It seemed innocent enough

  50. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 24, 2018 at 2:55 pm | #

    I’m just gonna say it – the OBVIOUS solution to Jason’s dilemma is to dress Walky up as his sister and bring him to ‘the tribunal’ to clear his name and assure them that all that happened was perfectly fine and within the bounds of the ethical guide-lines* for TAs.

    Well… for a drunk value of “obvious” anyway.

    *) “Guidelines for TAs: Don’t do anything that Penny wants to do.”

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      April 24, 2018 at 2:59 pm | #

      This is why it’s important to brainstorm all your plans drunk, so you come up with ideas like this.
      It’s also why it’s important to review your plans sober the next day, so you don’t actually follow through on them.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        April 25, 2018 at 3:36 am | #

        I take it you’re a Zoroastrian.

  51. Tomixcomics
    Tomixcomics
    April 24, 2018 at 8:36 pm | #

    I dont remember the last time i laughed as hard at any webcomic as i did with jasons last line

  52. Jhon
    Jhon
    April 25, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    “If you were a girl, you’d be very pretty”
    At first, I thought Jason was pointing at Becky.
    (8X8)

  53. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    April 25, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

    Hmmm. Original version was funnier.

  54. LA
    LA
    April 26, 2018 at 12:08 pm | #

    Somebody watched the same Lindsay Ellis videos that I did. And he’s fine. Really guys, he’s fine. This is fine. He’s fine.

    He’s fine.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      April 26, 2018 at 12:40 pm | #

      Honestly, this is just how my friend talks when he’s drunk. Especially the pointing.

  55. PB
    PB
    April 28, 2018 at 11:21 pm | #

    This is a really cute strip.

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