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Insecurities

by David M Willis on April 19, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Faz Is Great
└ Tags: faz, jennifer, joyce, nash, rose, zaph

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    April 19, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    with friends like these, who needs saboteurs?

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      April 19, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

      When’s the defenestration phase?

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        April 19, 2018 at 1:36 am | #

        If the characters all take a semester abroad in Prague, you’ll have it then.

      • Koms
        Koms
        April 19, 2018 at 1:37 am | #

        Deportation more like it

      • Chris Phoenix
        Chris Phoenix
        April 19, 2018 at 2:00 am | #

        Does self-defenstration count? Cause we already had that with Sal in the first week.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        April 19, 2018 at 4:24 pm | #

        Also Joyce’s mittens where defenestrated by Ruth!

  2. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    April 19, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Faz is so sneaky. I bet you didn’t even know he was here until I pointed it out.

    • Phil
      Phil
      April 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      …and now he’s loose and alone in forest quad. Hell is coming.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        April 19, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

        We’ve seen how impressionable and naive the residents of the quad can be. They crave a leader to rally behind, and Billie has shown weakness.

        The era of King Faz is nigh.

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          April 19, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

          As you can see by this ancient mesopotamian chart, Faz is the true Second Eaton, destined ruler of Forest Quad.

        • Tacos
          Tacos
          April 19, 2018 at 12:43 am | #

          First Faz needs to assert his superiority by killing a lion.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      April 19, 2018 at 1:22 am | #

      I’ve been keeping an eye on him this entire time, since the law of conservation of detail means he must have a narrative purpose for being in Forest Quad.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        April 19, 2018 at 10:57 am | #

        It’s a comedy. “Made people laugh” is a narrative purpose.

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          April 19, 2018 at 1:26 pm | #

          He hasn’t done anything in Forest Quad yet though, and he’s still there. I wouldn’t let my guard down just yet.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        April 19, 2018 at 4:27 pm | #

        Hm, “law of conservation of detail”?

        Isn’t the more appropriate term “Chekhov’s farce”?

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          April 19, 2018 at 7:17 pm | #

          Maybe? Definitely a related concept. I don’t know, I wrote out that comment at almost 1:30 in the morning.

  3. Barduwulf
    Barduwulf
    April 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    To be fair, the door eject phase is a fun phase.

    • Jimi
      Jimi
      April 19, 2018 at 1:20 am | #

      It’s one of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes punchlines

      • Averien
        Averien
        April 19, 2018 at 3:38 am | #

        Almost all Calvin & Hobbes punchlines are my favorite Calvin & Hobbes punchlines.

      • SMZ
        SMZ
        April 19, 2018 at 1:18 pm | #

        I was thinking Fresh Prince.

  4. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    April 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Panel 5, Joyce contracts fazface.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 19, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

      It’s contagious, everyone left in charge of Faz so far is infected. Joyce is just more susceptible than the others due to her preexisting triangle smile condition.

    • Kazumi
      Kazumi
      April 19, 2018 at 2:11 am | #

      It was only a matter of time, she’s had fazmouth forever.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 19, 2018 at 2:32 am | #

      ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ

      That sounds jolly serious.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        April 19, 2018 at 4:53 am | #

        Oh good god it’s spreading through the comments! We have to contain this outbreak before it’s too late!

  5. Van Jealous
    Van Jealous
    April 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    I guess they’re keeping Faz.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      April 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      I see him as the Anti-Becky. At least until he’s adopted by Jason who is the Anti-Leslie.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        April 19, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

        It never occurred to me, but that’s exactly who Jason is.

        • C.T Phipps
          C.T Phipps
          April 19, 2018 at 2:55 am | #

          He even looks a lot like her ex-husband, Leo.

    • ZerglingOne
      ZerglingOne
      April 19, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

      Gotta give him the chance to stand directly next to Zaph (Faz backwards) to illustrate exactly how alike they look.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        April 19, 2018 at 2:55 am | #

        I predict Faz will arrange for Zaph to be shipped to Abu Dabi and take their place.

      • Daisy
        Daisy
        April 19, 2018 at 6:30 pm | #

        Holy cow I can’t believe I never realised that’s why Zaph is called that ;-;
        *burns Willis Fan Club ID Card*

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      April 19, 2018 at 12:40 am | #

      Joyce understood her charge as keeping Faz out of Read. Nothing about keeping him out of Forest.

  6. Danni
    Danni
    April 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    aka the uncle phil phase

    • Cattleprod
      Cattleprod
      April 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Reuse this panel for future instances of Joyce getting thrown out, even if she’s clearly wearing different clothes beforehand.

      • Danni
        Danni
        April 19, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

        yes

      • Kaidah
        Kaidah
        April 19, 2018 at 8:46 am | #

        Heck yes! That would be a great running gag.

    • Alexx
      Alexx
      April 19, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

      I was gona make an Uncle Phil joke, but I decided to see if it had already been covered. You’ve handled things well here, I’ll be on my way.

  7. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    April 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    this only proves the greatness of faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaz

  8. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    April 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    yay, Joyce is flying! 😛

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 19, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

      Joyce unlocks her secret power!

      She can fly, but only in that pose, and this music plays in the background.

      • Pablo360
        Pablo360
        April 19, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

        Imagine if that was how her jetpack worked in It’s Walky!.

  9. DeepThought42
    DeepThought42
    April 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    How did this happen to Joyce first and not Faz? Oh gods Faz is still in there…

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      April 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Cheerleaders are only allowed to show haughtiness and lust as emotion. Joyce broke the code.

    • Djaevlenselv
      Djaevlenselv
      April 19, 2018 at 3:25 am | #

      My headcanon is that Billie didn’t kick her out for exposing her as a complex, flawed human being, but instead because she confused her with Faz, due to the face.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      April 19, 2018 at 10:59 am | #

      Joyce coached Faz in the fine art of keeping his mouth shut, or at least silent.

      …. the student rapidly surpassed the master.

  10. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    April 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Joyce got herself kicked before Faz… this one rare event…

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      April 19, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

      Watch them kick him out next and they’ll do it in ” Fresh Prince of Bel-Ai”r Style: https://youtu.be/qvJeATp31dw

  11. Tacos
    Tacos
    April 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    So what phase follows the Ejecting Characters Through Doors phase?

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      April 19, 2018 at 4:31 pm | #

      The “Ejecting through door Faz”!

  12. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    April 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Billie’s “Take Two” defenestrated!

  13. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    April 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    I wonder if Ruth is going to come over to the dorm and find out she’s just one of Billie’s flings.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 19, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      Well, Billie just flung Joyce, if she tried that on Ruth I don’t think she’d be keeping her femurs for long.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        April 19, 2018 at 2:49 am | #

        Listen, Billie only slept with Ruth on her path to the top.

        The Hall students said so!

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 19, 2018 at 7:25 am | #

        I don’t know, how many time did Ruth throw Billie out the door while they were still keeping up pretenses?
        But the attempt would turn both of them on so much, she’d be right back inside.

  14. Achallenger
    Achallenger
    April 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    That body part is amazing

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      April 19, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

      Which one?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        April 19, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

        Nash’s fist? Rose’s cute tooth-gap?

        I was gonna suggest Billie’s boobs, but from the look of it one of them rates a 9, but the other is only a 7.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        April 19, 2018 at 12:44 am | #

        I’m assuming Joyce’s neck, in the last panel. It’s got a horizontal displacement of like five inches.

  15. Roger Sterling
    Roger Sterling
    April 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Somebody come up with a suitably funny reference to Jazzy Jeff’s running joke from Fresh Prince, because I lack motivation.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      April 19, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      DailyBrad killed it.

  16. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    April 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    (And oh gosh does she fail.) is a bonus punchline.

  17. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    April 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    DJ Jazzy Joyce

    • Roger Sterling
      Roger Sterling
      April 19, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      Much obliged.

  18. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    April 19, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Billie made the right choice. Fawning sycopants over her only friend in college.

    • Nono
      Nono
      April 19, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

      Walky exists, you know.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        April 19, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

        I think of him as Billie’s brother emotionally.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        April 19, 2018 at 12:47 am | #

        Does he? Does he really? Or is he merely an illusion caused by excessive amounts of McNuggets and nachitos?

  19. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 19, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    YA RUININ MY STREET CRED JOYCE

  20. NF
    NF
    April 19, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    The Deostiumtion of Joyce.

    • Roger Sterling
      Roger Sterling
      April 19, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

      Prelude to The Thirty Book War between Read and Forest over Billie’s right to be an utter shit heel.

  21. adjudicus
    adjudicus
    April 19, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Not toe be blunt, but Joyce seems to get a kick out of introducing her friends to new people

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      April 19, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      She should’ve gotten a foot in the door first.

      • Nono
        Nono
        April 19, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

        She’s just trying to get a leg up on the rest of her peers.

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          April 19, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

          If she can make friends in both dorms, then the thighs the limit.

          • Kazumi
            Kazumi
            April 19, 2018 at 2:06 am | #

            Butt at what cost?

            • Chronos
              Chronos
              April 19, 2018 at 3:48 am | #

              Whatever she can stomach, I guess…

              • Chronos
                Chronos
                April 19, 2018 at 8:02 am | #

                Does she have the heart to keep going?

                • ninja_jesus
                  ninja_jesus
                  April 19, 2018 at 8:08 am | #

                  The way she’s heading, I’m pretty sure so.

                • joe archer
                  joe archer
                  April 19, 2018 at 8:29 am | #

                  Remember that she is still toeing a fine line.

                • King Daniel
                  King Daniel
                  April 19, 2018 at 8:30 am | #

                  I’m not sure about this, but I can’t put a finger on why…

                • Chronos
                  Chronos
                  April 19, 2018 at 9:39 am | #

                  Well, Joyce isn’t the type to knuckle under…

                • King Daniel
                  King Daniel
                  April 19, 2018 at 9:50 am | #

                  She just thought Billie knee-ded a friend.

                • adjudicus
                  adjudicus
                  April 19, 2018 at 10:38 am | #

                  She underestimated how much it r-ankle-d with Billie.

        • PB
          PB
          April 19, 2018 at 2:18 am | #

          She’s rearing to go!

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        April 19, 2018 at 12:04 pm | #

        Uggs.

  22. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    April 19, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    This event spanned what would eventually be known as the Joycian Heresy.

    • Roger Sterling
      Roger Sterling
      April 19, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

      The cheerleader protects

  23. Puckish Rogue
    Puckish Rogue
    April 19, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    Ok these kids really need to…I don’t know, get laid…go outside…understand they’re not in high school…lower whatever dosage they’re on…

    Maybe they’re all home schooled…

    Also Billie looks a lot better without those granny glasses she had

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      April 19, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      eh, I like how she looks with glasses.

      • Puckish Rogue
        Puckish Rogue
        April 19, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

        Sure, each to their own

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          April 19, 2018 at 12:56 am | #

          Are you just baiting Willis?

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            April 19, 2018 at 2:50 pm | #

            Well, they are a master at it.

      • Emily
        Emily
        April 19, 2018 at 5:18 am | #

        Everyone looks better with glasses that trope where someone takes off their glasses and is suddenly hot is a dirty lie.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          April 19, 2018 at 9:01 am | #

          It’s an ’80s meme. It was a different time.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            April 19, 2018 at 10:21 am | #

            Goes back well before the 80s.

        • Puckish Rogue
          Puckish Rogue
          April 19, 2018 at 4:31 pm | #

          Some do sure but to me if someone is physically attractive then wearing glasses can partially hide or change some of their features but hey it’d be a boring world if we all found the same things attractive

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      April 19, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      I disagree, I think she looks better with her glasses.

      • chris73
        chris73
        April 19, 2018 at 1:29 am | #

        The glasses looked like the type of glasses older women wear and Billie certainly isn’t an older women so yeah she looks better without them

        • joe archer
          joe archer
          April 19, 2018 at 8:30 am | #

          Those glasses, some wrinkles and her fake ID get her booze.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      April 19, 2018 at 1:45 am | #

      Going off yesterday, I’d say they’re projecting their ideas of a cool person on the RA-screwing cheerleader badass. Cheerleaders were probably the cool kids in high school and so now that Billie’s there, they’re projecting their ideas of what that means.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 19, 2018 at 7:33 am | #

        Yeah, Joyce is being a bit of jerk here, but this was necessary. This false image Billie was building up is really not good for her and needed to be punctured. Probably better this way than when Ruth comes over for a visit.

        The alternative would be cutting ties to everyone in Reed, including Ruth, ditching any growth she’s made since coming here and just reveling in her past glories.

    • Kazumi
      Kazumi
      April 19, 2018 at 2:05 am | #

      Fun fact, people learn things through experience and teaching, which means stuff has to happen for them to actually gain that knowledge, it doesn’t just pop in their heads cause they’re suddenly in college. This is one of those experiences.

  24. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    April 19, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    Journalist are alooking badass, Lois Lane was able to hold her own on Planet Apocalypse.

  25. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    April 19, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

    …. is me being disappointed in Billie precluded by my not having expected better of her?

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      April 19, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

      On Move-In Day, Billie told like-a-sibling Walky to get lost because he wasn’t cool enough for her. What were you expecting from her?

      Cue The Doubleclicks’ “Bad Memories”:

      So my friends would be my friends
      As long as we were not at school
      Where they’d treat me like garbage
      Just to make them seem cool

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        April 19, 2018 at 10:54 am | #

        Oh, this is entirely in keeping with expectations. Which is why I’m pretty sure I can’t say I’m disappointed.

  26. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 19, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

    Don’t be a gossip, Joyce.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      April 19, 2018 at 10:55 am | #

      Or at least be better at it, Joyce. Gossip happens BEHIND SOMEONE’S BACK, not right in front of them.

  27. Derek
    Derek
    April 19, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

    I thought Joyce had more social perception than this, isn’t this incredibly rude?

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      April 19, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

      I’m not sure where you got that impression. Joyce was homeschooled and verrryyyy naive.

      • Derek
        Derek
        April 19, 2018 at 3:00 am | #

        homeschooled is not equal to socially isolated, she didn’t grow up in a secluded cabin in the mountain. She had a community where she was very active and social.

        • Eldritch Gentleman
          Eldritch Gentleman
          April 19, 2018 at 5:18 am | #

          A fundie community, very different rules apply. Not to mention that her parents changed their fundie communities quite a few times as she was growing up.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          April 19, 2018 at 8:04 am | #

          Her best friend is Becky. remember how Becky acts?

          • Eldritch Gentleman
            Eldritch Gentleman
            April 19, 2018 at 9:51 am | #

            “Hey, guess what! I’m a Lesbian! And this is my hot dino girlfriend whose top of the head I want to smooch repeatedly and passionately!”

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          April 19, 2018 at 10:19 am | #

          Pastor said out of her whole home school group, she was best socialized.
          Which is a little terrifying.

          She’s very extroverted and very social, but she’s socialized for a specific subculture and now she’s out in the big world.

      • Reaver
        Reaver
        April 19, 2018 at 3:44 am | #

        I was Homeschooled, it’s not an excuse.

    • Coma
      Coma
      April 19, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

      Maybe? I mean, she has similarities to a doting mother in this strip, who is e.g. telling stories of her teenage kid as they were smaller to their friends and the kid thinks it’s embarrassing and then gets angry at the mom.

      But in this case it’s about two friends, and Joyce is just telling them things she really likes about Billie, because she thinks they perceived her wrong. So it may be a tad rude to Billie, but mostly so because she talks about her as if she isn’t standing right next to her, not because of what she says…
      I mean, she isn’t talking anything of her personality down, and she’s just slow in getting the atmosphere – and from her perspective there’s nothing wrong with what she says. (And honestly, it basically isn’t. Billie could have avoided this by talking to her old dorm-mates).
      Well, at least that’s my take on it 🙂

      • Derek
        Derek
        April 19, 2018 at 3:10 am | #

        who in heck says “she has insecurities and failures” when talking about someone? especially in front of that person??

        • Falcon
          Falcon
          April 19, 2018 at 3:15 am | #

          That is a misquote. The actual quote is “she has the same troubles and insecurities as anyone else” which is meant to humanize Billie.

          • Derek
            Derek
            April 19, 2018 at 2:22 pm | #

            trying to humanize someone (IN FRONT OF THEM) is such a bizarre thing to do, even if the people around her seem to be putting her on a pedestal for no reason. Joyce doesn’t even seem to think they’re giving her undue praise, she’s just smiling as she says “oh she’s FALLIBLE” as if that’s a normal thing to say to describe someone

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          April 19, 2018 at 8:06 am | #

          Someone who thinks idolisation is a sin?

          • Derek
            Derek
            April 19, 2018 at 2:22 pm | #

            this explanation I can believe

    • Sam
      Sam
      April 19, 2018 at 12:39 am | #

      Joyce has never had the best social perception, especially when it comes to Billie. She has no understanding of arbitrary cheerleader nonsense so she is just being honest as usual and even if she did, being honest isn’t rude just because someone would prefer you lie and pretend they are perfect, flawless and influential.

  28. bryy
    bryy
    April 19, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    Wow, Forest Hall is the absolute worst. Turns out they are not just passive enables, but totally shitty people that view sex as a weapon as a good thing.

    • Kazumi
      Kazumi
      April 19, 2018 at 2:01 am | #

      Make Love Not War

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      April 19, 2018 at 2:51 am | #

      They know that Billie would be week for having relationships versus just picking up the R.A. for funsies.

    • Zee
      Zee
      April 19, 2018 at 7:02 am | #

      Could you… maybe chill? They’re naive 17-19 year olds, probably grew up in a culture where the black widow stereotype was portrayed as “Empowerment!”
      They’re 2 months into college at the most, and unlike the kids at Reed it doesn’t sound like they’ve had shitstorm after shitstorm to whip them into shape
      Yeah they’re shitty views but you just gotta let them learn. Being ignorant =/= being a bad person

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 19, 2018 at 7:38 am | #

        There’s definitely something weird and creepy about this crowd. It’s like some kind of twisted wish-fulfillment fantasy for Billie.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      April 19, 2018 at 11:31 am | #

      This is certainly showing some unhealthy attitudes and it’s a bit weird, but I’d hardly say they’re the WORST

      We’ve seen much, much worse behavior from other characters, even adults who should know better.

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        April 19, 2018 at 2:16 pm | #

        I’m starting to think “the worst” is headed for the same fate as “literally”… >.<

        …and I just remembered it might be Rarity's fault. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbXh7ZipUuQ 🙂

  29. Keulen
    Keulen
    April 19, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    Joyce is right, Billie’s grin when she’s around Ruth is adorable.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      April 19, 2018 at 12:56 am | #

      And Billie can do the adorbs when she’s only thinking of Ruth, too.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/better-3/

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      April 19, 2018 at 1:50 am | #

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/sure/
      I think I may have ultimate Billie cuteness around Ruth.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        April 19, 2018 at 3:25 am | #

        Go Leafs.

  30. BBCC
    BBCC
    April 19, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    I don’t know why I expected anything else.

    And yeah, no, Joyce, trying to pop the bubble of them projecting all their ideas of a cool person on Billie was never gonna get a good reaction from her.

  31. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    April 19, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

    Joyce Brown, number one Ruth/Billie shipper, captain of the USS Rillie 😀

    (Rullie? Buth? … I mean… the ship name is not WorthLess… is it? Or IS IT? Is that accidentally genius and I’m just late to realize? xD)

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      April 19, 2018 at 12:43 am | #

      Gotta admit, that IS pretty genius.

      • PB
        PB
        April 19, 2018 at 2:28 am | #

        This is sad and hilarious and I approve.

    • Fire_daws
      Fire_daws
      April 19, 2018 at 6:46 am | #

      Since Ruth’s Canadian it should be HMCS Rillie :p

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      April 19, 2018 at 4:54 pm | #

      Who am I to deny that BillingsWorthLess?

  32. brasca1
    brasca1
    April 19, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

    Joyce sure got the Jazz ejection.

    • JetstreamGW
      JetstreamGW
      April 19, 2018 at 12:40 am | #

      Pff, hardly. She wasn’t thrown face first and there’s no screaming.

      Angle’s all wrong too.

      This is only 0.5 DJ Jazzy Jeffs, tops.

  33. Well_Played
    Well_Played
    April 19, 2018 at 12:41 am | #

    This kind of reminds me of Calvin when he gets thrown out of the house.

    • GoblinScribe
      GoblinScribe
      April 19, 2018 at 12:47 am | #

      Thank you! I was thinking the same thing.
      ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI
      AND COVERED WITH CHEESE

  34. StClair
    StClair
    April 19, 2018 at 12:42 am | #

    Joyce is forcibly removed from the premises.

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      April 19, 2018 at 12:56 am | #

      Best comment.

      • StClair
        StClair
        April 19, 2018 at 9:10 pm | #

        eyes: blue
        grin: triangle
        Billie: outed

  35. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    April 19, 2018 at 12:46 am | #

    Banging your way to the top is a good thing now!

  36. SailorCakes
    SailorCakes
    April 19, 2018 at 12:49 am | #

    Joyce ruining peoples reps in 5.3 seconds xD

  37. lilyliv
    lilyliv
    April 19, 2018 at 12:50 am | #

    All right, but when do we move on to the “punching evil dads through doors (or 12th story windows)” phase? Because I would be so incredibly down for that.

  38. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    April 19, 2018 at 12:52 am | #

    Good grief, no one paid Joyce to shut up? Come on, people!

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      April 19, 2018 at 2:25 am | #

      Billie didn’t have her wallet on her. She had to improvise.

  39. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    April 19, 2018 at 1:01 am | #

    Well, assuming that is indeed Billie’s foot in the last panel, she is indeed demonstrating what her major’s in.

  40. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    April 19, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

    Who is giving Joyce the Bum’s Rush? Billie, trying to protect her reputation? Nash, driving out the lying blasphemer? Faz, ditching his escort?

  41. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    April 19, 2018 at 1:15 am | #

    People are excited about Joyce being tossed out the door Uncle Phil style, as am I, but I’m also wondering if Billie grabbed her and ran her down the stairs with Joyce’s feet not even touching the floor before ejecting her?
    Or
    Did Billie calmly walk her to the elevator, ride down with her like a civilized person, and then give her the boot?

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      April 19, 2018 at 3:58 am | #

      I like to imagine a sort of Gilligan Cut:

      “No way Billie would throw me out her dorm. We’re good frien…”

      *BOOT*

    • joe archer
      joe archer
      April 19, 2018 at 8:35 am | #

      That’s Amazigirl’s trademark, performed on Billie.

  42. Pablo360
    Pablo360
    April 19, 2018 at 1:19 am | #

    The emperor has no glasses.

  43. Kensou
    Kensou
    April 19, 2018 at 1:29 am | #

    SHE HAS TO GO.

  44. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    April 19, 2018 at 1:39 am | #

    I think Billie would have been less embarrassed if Joyce pantsed her, that’s how awkward Joyce made things for her with the oversharing. I think that’s why I am not judging Billie too much for getting Joyce to scram, it’s not her business to share.

    • Sam
      Sam
      April 19, 2018 at 10:16 am | #

      …This was not oversharing though. This was regular sharing and it just so happened Billie wanted to pretend to be a flawless Goddess rather than a person. How exactly was Joyce, who values honesty and humanity, supposed to know that? It isn’t her job to maintain the false image Billie enjoys having especially when it involves hiding even minute details like that she… GASP, DOESN’T HAVE PERFECT SIGHT.

  45. BenRG
    BenRG
    April 19, 2018 at 1:56 am | #

    Someone outlived her welcome, methinks! The lesson, Joyce? People prefer to live with their comforting lies; the truth hurts them.

  46. BenRG
    BenRG
    April 19, 2018 at 1:57 am | #

    Oh, and I’ve suddenly realised that they left Faz in there. Nothing good will come of that.

  47. Aprion
    Aprion
    April 19, 2018 at 2:14 am | #

    About damn time someone did this.

  48. John
    John
    April 19, 2018 at 2:18 am | #

    Billie just needs to explain what she means when she says “journalism“.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      April 19, 2018 at 2:52 am | #

      I think Billie would actually be a great journalist if she doesn’t try to do “serious” journalism but instead gets a job on E! or something.

  49. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    April 19, 2018 at 2:24 am | #

    So much for Joyce meeting Lucy.

  50. PB
    PB
    April 19, 2018 at 2:27 am | #

    Dangit, Billie.

  51. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    April 19, 2018 at 2:54 am | #

    Joyce: BUT WE’RE FRIENDS, BILLIE!

    Billie: I don’t know you.

    Joyce: We’re besties!

    Billie: Never met you!

    Joyce: Come on!

    Billie: Away, stranger!

    *the rooster crows*

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      April 19, 2018 at 2:54 am | #

      And that is how the Book of Joyce will speak of Billie’s betrayal.

      • PB
        PB
        April 19, 2018 at 3:08 am | #

        … You, my friend … just won yourself an Internet.

  52. CJ
    CJ
    April 19, 2018 at 3:00 am | #

    I begin to dislike these people.

  53. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    April 19, 2018 at 3:34 am | #

    And so by the hand of God of Love the Tower of Billiylon collapses.

  54. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    April 19, 2018 at 4:40 am | #

    Dynamic exit!

  55. Emily
    Emily
    April 19, 2018 at 5:15 am | #

    I love you Joyce, and Billie you’re an idiot. Grow the fuck up before Ruth learns you’ve been portraying her as a conquest and is destroyed emotionally.

    • Sunny
      Sunny
      April 19, 2018 at 9:29 am | #

      As I recall, Billie just went along with their assumptions and didn’t actively claim anything. I don’t think she’s had to do that since either. They’ve just been assuming she’s cool and awesome and she’s had enough sense to keep her mouth shut. Rose said Billie’s “kind of closed-off” a few strips ago.

      Seriously, she was able to give sage advice without saying anything while brushing her teeth.
      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/02-this-is-the-way-that-we-love/zaph/

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 19, 2018 at 10:26 am | #

        There was the switch from “I don’t know if seduce is the right word–” to Oh yeah, I came down on her hot and heavy, when she realized they were impressed.

  56. steelbright
    steelbright
    April 19, 2018 at 6:17 am | #

    OMG. joyce made faz-face.

  57. AGV
    AGV
    April 19, 2018 at 6:26 am | #

    Joyce has become your stereotypical embarrasing mum

  58. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    April 19, 2018 at 8:31 am | #

    But…why Billie?

  59. ObiKemnebi
    ObiKemnebi
    April 19, 2018 at 9:40 am | #

    Dang it, I was hoping the last strip was them all being overly sarcastic like, well, duh, of course cheerleaders are real people too! Cool things don’t negate humanhood! We didn’t know what your specifics are yet, but we like you anyway!

    Now I’m just facepalming and generally annoyed at all of them.

  60. Drew
    Drew
    April 19, 2018 at 10:13 am | #

    Shouldn’t Faz have his hand on the readhead’s butt or something?

  61. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    April 19, 2018 at 10:41 am | #

    *Insert Fresh Prince sound effect of Jazz being thrown out*

  62. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    April 19, 2018 at 10:58 am | #

    I wasn’t expecting this, but it’s in character with Billie.

  63. Disastroid
    Disastroid
    April 19, 2018 at 11:11 am | #

    How soon until Joyce pulls the “Thanks, I’ll show myself out” gag from Jazz in Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

  64. Daibhid C
    Daibhid C
    April 19, 2018 at 1:59 pm | #

    If Faz was standing closer to Zaph it’d look like Zaph had two heads. I don’t know why I thought that would be particularly appropriate, because Zaph’s just zis guy, you know?

    • Liquid Len
      Liquid Len
      April 19, 2018 at 2:27 pm | #

      So Zaph will grow up to be president, not Dotty! 🙂

  65. Bluesnake462
    Bluesnake462
    April 19, 2018 at 2:18 pm | #

    Little do they know that being a cheerleader means literally nothing in how popular you are in real life. No one gave two shits about the cheerleaders at my high school.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      April 19, 2018 at 3:28 pm | #

      Depends where you are, I think. I’m told in some smaller towns in America things like football and cheerleading can be near cult like.

      • stoodmuffin
        stoodmuffin
        April 19, 2018 at 5:33 pm | #

        I think it can even vary from school to school?

  66. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    April 19, 2018 at 5:32 pm | #

    Joyce, you’re right.

    Buuuuuuut I think that ain’t your place.

    And obviously Billie is still struggling with this. Poor sweet heart.

  67. Pablo360
    Pablo360
    April 19, 2018 at 9:46 pm | #

    Great news, guys. Based on the archive dropdown, once we finish up this storyline about Faz, we’ll start a storyline about Mike, everyone’s favorite character.

  68. smarties
    smarties
    April 19, 2018 at 9:55 pm | #

    I think my favorite part of this is Joyce probably thinks she’s helping Billie and her reputation by telling people how she really is. She doesn’t want them to think her friend is cold or anything because she knows how nice Billie can really be and everyone should see that side of her friend~

    And instead she just ruined everything that appealing to Billie about the move.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      April 19, 2018 at 10:25 pm | #

      And yet she is helping Billie. Because this reputation was based on a fraud and wasn’t going to be good for Billie in the long run. Or the short for that matter.

      • Josh Spicer
        Josh Spicer
        April 19, 2018 at 11:28 pm | #

        Oh good somebody who also sees it.

        • Cmd1095
          Cmd1095
          April 20, 2018 at 10:15 am | #

          I said it from the start where they started worshiping her that this was going to be a bad influence on Billie, causing her to relapse into her old ways a bit.

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