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Pretendin’

by David M Willis on March 25, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Faz Is Great
└ Tags: carla, malaya, marcie, sal

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  1. Durandal_1707
    Durandal_1707
    March 25, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch…

  2. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    March 25, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Carla’s kink is equal parts troubling and sorta cute?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      March 25, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Those two adjectives can be combined in different proportions to describe basically the entire cast.

    • Stu
      Stu
      March 25, 2018 at 12:46 am | #

      So… is Carla basically a masochist, or what?

      • Stellar
        Stellar
        March 25, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

        Carla is coming across as a submissive (NB I didn’t say “as submissive”) with masochistic tendencies. Carla may enjoy being degraded, or she just knows Malaya is at her most attentive when verbally degrading and wants her to give her that full attention while doing what makes Malaya happy.

        Going to be interesting finding out.

        • Krys Brynhildr
          Krys Brynhildr
          March 25, 2018 at 4:11 am | #

          Its seeming a bit more likely that when Carla was talking to Sal about “She’s not sneering at anyone from a wall? I mean I’m into that but…” that maybe she meant that she’s into being sneered at from a wall?

          Well, she also really enjoys making people sing her praises and doesn’t seem to like people who actively hate her very existence and the whole “Shoves is Not Loves” thing as well…

          So it seems like Carla is…complicated. That said its possible that certain sorts of being talked down to might be her “thing”, though it also is seeming like she’s partially just wants to be the focus of Malaya’s attention as well.

          We’ll probably get more insight as we go along though…and yeah I can’t really dispute either of your suggestions either, but it seemed worth noting previous potential clues, or things that definitely were at least beyond the range of degradation that she enjoys for historical purposes.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            March 25, 2018 at 9:58 am | #

            Yeah, this is all kind of weird. A previously unseen side of Carla, I guess?

            I don’t really think either the kink (if that’s what it is) or the attraction to Malaya (if that’s what it is) were really set up before this sequence.

            • GoblinScribe
              GoblinScribe
              March 25, 2018 at 4:27 pm | #

              You kidding? Her being into Malaya has been set up ever since Carla found out Malaya was moving in. Remember how psyched she was? She actually went to Ruth specifically to have someone to squee about it to.

              This is also the first time Carla’s had a crush, so it’s logically the first time we’d see how she expresses her crushes (in this case, being needy to the point of accepting any sort of attention—I’m not sure I buy the “masochist” reading yet).

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                March 25, 2018 at 5:01 pm | #

                I guess. That seemed more like “Cool one of my other friends” (and “alliance against Mary”), but it could have been. I guess it’s more that she never showed any hint or really any real interest in Malaya beyond the necessary as part of their little gang of four.

          • Joyfulldreams
            Joyfulldreams
            March 25, 2018 at 8:06 pm | #

            Being into degradation and stuff like that is not even close to being somehow contradictory towards not interpreting bullying and harassment as flattering. And it’s a very simple difference. One is solicited and another is not.

            In fact, it actually makes quite a BIT of sense for a person who does not like unwanted aggressive behavior to enjoy consensual aggression and degradation. Because you get to do this thing with the trust that the person degrading you doesn’t actually wish you any harm, cares about your well-being, and will stop the second you don’t want it anymore. In one situation, you have no power, and in the latter situation, you do. It’s fun. It’s a fantasy. That is how kink works, lmao.

            A little skeevy and weird for Carla to be at it when Malaya has literally no idea what’s going on, but like, jokes?

            • Zaxares
              Zaxares
              March 26, 2018 at 5:35 am | #

              Yeah, as someone who is actually in the kink scene, I actually have a friend who did something very similar. When she was in college, she was sexually assaulted by a guy she knew. After she recovered, she started getting into BDSM as a way of actually confronting her fears (and finding out she enjoyed it). It was a kind of “I’m here in this situation again, but this time, it’s because I WANT to be, and because I know I have the power to stop it if I really want to. The choice is back in MY hands.”

              Brains, let alone sexual preferences, are complicated things. 😉

              • Pablo360
                Pablo360
                March 26, 2018 at 9:33 am | #

                It’s like immersion therapy but kinkier.

      • Zaxares
        Zaxares
        March 25, 2018 at 5:00 am | #

        I’d say that Carla may possibly get off on “humiliation/degradation”. While those fall under the “masochist” umbrella in the kink community, it’s entirely possible for someone to be into degradation but NOT actual physical pain (which is what most people think of when you mention masochism).

    • foamy
      foamy
      March 25, 2018 at 6:28 am | #

      It’s kinda weird though, this is the same lady who had a big rant directed at Ruth & Billie about how ‘shoves is not love’.

      • Emily
        Emily
        March 25, 2018 at 8:01 am | #

        Shoves is not loves unless it’s within the context of an established relationship in which all parties have consented to such behaviour. So what Carla is doing here is still kind of gross.

        • GoblinScribe
          GoblinScribe
          March 25, 2018 at 4:28 pm | #

          While it could be counted as flirting in this case, I really don’t think Carla is necessarily expressing a kink here. I’m pretty sure she just wants to be a part of Malaya’s conversations and enjoys Malaya’s generally hostile attitude towards people.

    • Jago
      Jago
      March 25, 2018 at 7:25 pm | #

      I think she just wants attention from Malaya because she likes her.

  3. Boots
    Boots
    March 25, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Carla is into some interesting stuff

  4. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    March 25, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Carla just wants to get into a big, dirty, sex pile with all of them.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      March 25, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      Carla’s asexual, so no.

      • laladoria
        laladoria
        March 25, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

        When was that said?

        • Haven
          Haven
          March 25, 2018 at 12:39 am | #

          Don’t remember if it’s come up in DoA, but the rule is that sexuality is constant across universes and UC was asexual homoromantic in the Walkyverse.

          • laladoria
            laladoria
            March 25, 2018 at 12:40 am | #

            I remember her being those things in Shortpacked! but didn’t know they carried over as a rule, thanks for the info!

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              March 25, 2018 at 12:47 am | #

              The rule also works in the reverse direction, so (for example) Walkyverse-Danny is canonically bisexual as well, though it never really came up there.

              • Amazi-Stool
                Amazi-Stool
                March 25, 2018 at 3:10 pm | #

                It was (retro-activeley) arranged.

                • King Daniel
                  King Daniel
                  March 25, 2018 at 3:42 pm | #

                  For a moment I thought that would be a link to the strip where Danny sees Walky for the first time and freaks out because he looks like Sal (which, if memory serves, has since been stated to retroactively be an example of Danny’s Walkyverse bisexuality, seeing as he had dated Sal for some time before seeing Walky).

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          March 25, 2018 at 1:43 am | #

          See also: Her calling sex ‘gross things’ and also note the times on tumblr or the slip shine post where Willis has said Carla would not be into anything that goes on on slip shine, be they pin ups or porn.

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      March 25, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      Well really, who wouldn’t?

      • Gen
        Gen
        March 25, 2018 at 1:36 am | #

        Amen!

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      March 25, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

      Cuddle-pile. …. and maybe smoochy-pile.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        March 25, 2018 at 1:53 am | #

        If Carla is anything like UC, kissing is also ‘gross stuff’.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          March 25, 2018 at 8:10 am | #

          But she also adopted it pretty quickly.

  5. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    March 25, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Site must be busted, comment count was zero.

    And Sal needs to take the stick outta her butt, right after Malaya takes out hers.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      March 25, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      Then they can have a stick fight!

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        March 25, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

        Using the sticks that were in their butts? That sounds like a…crappy idea.

        • Shade
          Shade
          March 25, 2018 at 12:53 am | #

          It would be a real shit show yes.

          • Stellar
            Stellar
            March 25, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

            Funnily enough, this is the first time a sticky shit show has sounded even remotely appealing

            • Screwball
              Screwball
              March 25, 2018 at 1:12 am | #

              Ah, do enjoy reading the comments on here, there’s more funny crap both in the comic & the conversations than you can poke a stick at…

              • David DeLaney
                David DeLaney
                March 27, 2018 at 10:02 pm | #

                Leads right into the old joke –
                “What’s brown and sticky? … … a stick!”

                –Dave, please tip yer waitress, it might be Becky

      • adjudicus
        adjudicus
        March 25, 2018 at 4:46 am | #

        Judging by their dispoosition, I’d say that outcome wood be very likely

  6. Nono
    Nono
    March 25, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Roller Derby Girls: Tall vs Short edition

  7. BlackScarabZ
    BlackScarabZ
    March 25, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Nice to see that some things don’t change, regardless of the universe.

  8. SpeckleSnowflake
    SpeckleSnowflake
    March 25, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Carla’s just an aggressive Tsundere

  9. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    March 25, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Starved for attention much ?

  10. Dandi_Andi
    Dandi_Andi
    March 25, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    I feel like Carla has some very unhealthy fixation with Malaya here. I don’t know if it’s just of the “any attention is good attention” variety or if she’s specifically drawn to the abuse. If it’s the former, I simply cannot fathom why. If it’s the latter, well… at least Malaya’s good at it.

  11. Shiro
    Shiro
    March 25, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Huh. Think Carla’s up to something?

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 25, 2018 at 6:11 am | #

      Is she mocking Marcie?

    • leadsynth
      leadsynth
      March 26, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Carla’s pretty much always up to something

  12. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    March 25, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    noooo Carla, don’t you know, these are the breakup stairs.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      March 25, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

      But the Breakup Stairs are powerless if there’s no relationship to break up first.

      • No Name
        No Name
        March 25, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

        There’s Marcie and Sal’s…

        • threePwny
          threePwny
          March 25, 2018 at 12:42 am | #

          DON’T YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT IT

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          March 25, 2018 at 1:41 am | #

          Different kind of relationship and I don’t think they’re going to talk just yet. I think Marcie’s going to talk to Malaya and get shot down first.

      • Passchendaele
        Passchendaele
        March 25, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

        yeah but, it’s probably also a bad idea to *start* a relationship there

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    March 25, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    That’s when she said she was Pretending
    Like she knew the plan…
    But then I knew she was Pretending
    –Pretending to understand!
    Pretending…
    –Eric Clapton in his Phil Collins phase

  14. Keulen
    Keulen
    March 25, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    Malaya, maybe if you weren’t a jerk to her almost every time you see each other, Sal might not react that way to you.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      March 25, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      Yeah, Sal’s hardly innocent but when you argue as much as those two, I’m not sure why Malaya expect to be taken in good faith.

      • GoblinScribe
        GoblinScribe
        March 25, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

        Probably for the same reason Sal expected her request for a “truce” to go over well that one night they fought. This is kinda a clever role reversal, actually. Now Malaya is trying to be nice, and Sal’s the one not buying it.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          March 25, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

          Honestly, that ‘truce’ was about as transparent as saran wrap. Malaya actually seems to think she’d be taken on good faith here.

          • Jothki
            Jothki
            March 25, 2018 at 5:44 am | #

            I give it about an 80% chance that if Sal had given her an answer here, Malaya would have found some way to twist it into a criticism of Sal. She might not have actually intended to do it, but she’d reflexively do it anyway.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              March 25, 2018 at 11:44 am | #

              That sounds like an unfortunate likelihood.

  15. BBCC
    BBCC
    March 25, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    Damn, Carla might be even more into Malaya than Marcie.

    Speaking of her, Marcie’s told Malaya to be nicer twice now. Maybe hearing Sal sing the other night had an impact.

    • PB
      PB
      March 25, 2018 at 12:42 am | #

      I squeaked.

  16. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    March 25, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

    …….

    I don’t think Carla really DOES subtle.

  17. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    March 25, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

    They need to fight or get over themselves.
    Or more to the point, I want them to fight or get over themselves.
    Hopefully, the next strip will show some progress in that area.

  18. m-m
    m-m
    March 25, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

    Marcy’s saying “calm down,” right? (I cant tell what direction her palms are facing.)

    • BigDogLittleCat
      BigDogLittleCat
      March 25, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

      I think her palms are facing in- last panel looks like her left thumb is out.

      • m-m
        m-m
        March 25, 2018 at 1:45 am | #

        Good call! That would be “friendly” then…

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          March 26, 2018 at 5:58 pm | #

          Is she reiterating “be nice” from earlier? Maybe she’s not set on completely disowning Sal.

  19. jmsr
    jmsr
    March 25, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

    Can’t tell – is Marcie saying “not friendly” or “be more friendly”? It’s a bit tough because she’s not smiling while doing the “friendly” gesture it looks like.

    • m-m
      m-m
      March 25, 2018 at 1:50 am | #

      IIRC “Not friendly” is a 2-part sign. 1st you put your right thumb under your chin and then you make the “friendly” sign.

      I think it’s just friendly.

  20. BigDogLittleCat
    BigDogLittleCat
    March 25, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

    Last panel, Malaya and Marcie both have WTF expressions, but Marcie’s seems to have a bit of “uh-oh” realization creeping in. Malaya’s just, “wha–?”

  21. Joner
    Joner
    March 25, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

    I cannot understand why carla is so fixated on malaya now. it didn’t seem like she cared that much until malaya moved in with sal, and now it’s like carla is OBSESSED with her. i just don’t get it

    • Stellar
      Stellar
      March 25, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

      Why not? Happened that way for Walky and Dorothy.

      Someone into people that are ascerbic and cutting is going to be extra smitten by someone they find physically attractive as well.

      • Joner
        Joner
        March 25, 2018 at 1:58 am | #

        that’s a good point!! i’m probs just biased cause i love carla and dislike malaya lol.

    • Jago
      Jago
      March 25, 2018 at 7:30 pm | #

      I don’t get it either, but that’s because I think Malaya is a jerk. But some people probably read her differently.

  22. PB
    PB
    March 25, 2018 at 12:42 am | #

    Ooooh, I’m starting to like this emotional powder keg.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      March 27, 2018 at 10:05 pm | #

      overhead, one by one, the notes of Total Eclipse of the Heart start playing on the hacked Muzak.

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  23. Axel
    Axel
    March 25, 2018 at 12:50 am | #

    gee I wonder what Carla’s kink could be

    • SpaceshipPilot
      SpaceshipPilot
      March 25, 2018 at 4:25 am | #

      Do ace people even have kinks?

      • Dynonychus
        Dynonychus
        March 25, 2018 at 4:33 am | #

        Of course!
        “We get our kicks above the waistline, sunshine”

        • StClair
          StClair
          March 25, 2018 at 9:03 pm | #

          “So you better go back to your bars, your temples… your massage parlours…”

      • Zaxares
        Zaxares
        March 25, 2018 at 4:58 am | #

        It’s rare, but it IS possible. I’ve known a few ace people who nonetheless like the “thrill” and intimacy that comes with kink. Kink does not always need to incorporate sex, after all.

      • Axel
        Axel
        March 25, 2018 at 7:36 am | #

        I know a few kinksters who are ace (and know OF a lot more), but although I’d say they’re pretty represented in kink communities (despite shitty heteronormative etc stuff denying it), but I don’t know how, if at all, significant a portion of the ace community that is

        • Axel
          Axel
          March 25, 2018 at 7:37 am | #

          There shouldn’t be a second ‘but,’ but it’s 4:40 am and I forgot what I had already typed

      • Sam
        Sam
        March 25, 2018 at 3:01 pm | #

        Some will and some won’t.

  24. Larkle
    Larkle
    March 25, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

    Carla’s flirting is very fun.

    • stoodmuffin
      stoodmuffin
      March 25, 2018 at 1:42 am | #

      agreed

    • Dean
      Dean
      March 25, 2018 at 1:50 am | #

      It’s like watching a mouse try to drive a tractor.

      • Liliet
        Liliet
        March 25, 2018 at 2:25 am | #

        it’s like watching an elephant try to drive a toy car

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          March 25, 2018 at 2:33 am | #

          It’s like watching a toy car trying to drive a mouse who’s trying to drive a tractor who’s trying to drive an elephant.

          …… okay, I don’t actually know what that’s like, but I still claim it’s like this.

  25. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    March 25, 2018 at 1:42 am | #

    Carla, you nerd.

  26. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    March 25, 2018 at 1:50 am | #

    Carla’s ego is bigger tha Billie’s, but not bigger than Faz’s.

  27. Bagge
    Bagge
    March 25, 2018 at 2:05 am | #

    That moment when Sal and Malaya realize they don’t have the dumbest reactions to this dumb drama.

  28. Liliet
    Liliet
    March 25, 2018 at 2:22 am | #

    Sal is like “why am I involved in my best friend’s love triangle even after she stops talking to me”

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      March 25, 2018 at 2:32 am | #

      Because her former best friend’s love triangle is now her roommate’s love triangle and down-the-hall-neighbor’s love triangle.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        March 25, 2018 at 3:08 am | #

        One more reason to hate this roommate arrangement. 😛

        • durhamtyler
          durhamtyler
          March 25, 2018 at 5:49 pm | #

          I didn’t think I needed a reason other than it making Malaya a more central character.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            March 25, 2018 at 11:51 pm | #

            I get that, but at the same time it’s also made MARCIE a more central character and I just can’t bring myself to complain about that.

  29. BenRG
    BenRG
    March 25, 2018 at 2:54 am | #

    Okay, Carla? That’s finally jumped from ‘cute’ to ‘creepy’. It’s nice that you’re trying to make friends but openly auditioning to be Malaya’s sub really doesn’t seem all that healthy to me. At least it’s a sufficiently weird distraction to stop Malaya and Sal’s argument.

    FWIW, I’ve thought that at least a part of Sal’s current issues with Malaya is jealousy over Marcie. I’m glad to see that Marcie seems to have tumbled onto this possibility.

    • Emily
      Emily
      March 25, 2018 at 5:11 am | #

      I mean Malaya being a relentlessly unpleasant human being probably has something to do with it too.

  30. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    March 25, 2018 at 5:03 am | #

    Ooooh, this may end up being problematic on two fronts. On the one side, Marcie is now aware that Carla ALSO has an interest in Malaya, and she may not appreciate the competition. On the other side, I’m not sure if Malaya knows that Carla is trans, but if she doesn’t, she may not be into trans people from a sexual/romantic standpoint even if she has no problem hanging out with Carla as a friend.

    And meanwhile, Sal is probably all “What the fuck does Malaya got that I don’t?!” XD

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      March 25, 2018 at 5:28 am | #

      Um… “into trans people from a sexual/romantic standpoint”??

      I dated a trans woman for several months, pretty seriously. She was… get ready for it… a woman. Well within the bounds of typical womanhood. I really can’t think of anything about her that a random straight guy wouldn’t be “into.”

      If someone says, “I’m not romantically/sexually into trans people,” they’re probably either making some assumption about trans people that’s not warranted, or they have some problem with trans-ness.

      That’s not to say every straight guy should be attracted to / “into” every trans woman, any more than they’d be attracted to every straight woman. But let it be an individual thing, not a label.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        March 25, 2018 at 8:05 am | #

        Some people are just flat out turned off by physical aspects, even if they respect their identities. It’s unfortunate but nobody is obligated to be attracted to anyone. That you can judge on an individual basis is great, I’m the same, but not everyone can.

        • monkyvirus
          monkyvirus
          March 25, 2018 at 8:55 am | #

          Eh it’s pretty close to saying your flat out turned off by dark skin. Could it be true? Yes. Is that a weird blanket opinion to have that you should really try and dissect and not bandy about? Hell yes.

          You should not date someone you don’t find attractive for any reason for the other person’s sake (they deserve to be with someone who likes them). However, if your reason is not a great one then you should really reflect on that.

          • John Smith
            John Smith
            March 25, 2018 at 9:35 am | #

            Trying to dismiss the physical aspects is absurd and does nobody any favours. Trying to cast it as racism is pretty damn distasteful as well. We’re biological robots responding to thousands of physical cues, and unfortunately trans folks are missing some of them. For some potential partners that doesn’t matter, and that’s awesome. For others, it does and that sucks. But it doesn’t make it not true, and it’s not something that can easily be changed by the individual.

            I look forward to the day when people can choose the physical cues they want to display more completely. It’s just not today.

            • Zaxares
              Zaxares
              March 26, 2018 at 5:51 am | #

              Basically what John Smith said, yes. Nobody can really explain why people are attracted, or not attracted, to certain physical traits, any more than people can explain why they like the colour blue, or why they like tomatoes. For some people, physical sexual characteristics, or gender traits, can play a large role in attraction. For others, it’s non-existent. I believe that as long as people treat each other with respect, it’s OK to say that you’re not interested in certain “types”. Otherwise, we’re no better than the bigots who scream at you if you’re, say, a lesbian and you’re not sexually attracted to men. If someone is not interested, just respect their decision and move on. It’s none of our business to dictate who they should or should not be attracted to.

          • Jago
            Jago
            March 25, 2018 at 7:57 pm | #

            You don’t have to understand why a person doesn’t want to date someone else, but you have to respect it.
            Same thing as “no means no”.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          March 25, 2018 at 11:40 am | #

          That requires that every trans woman have the same ‘physical attributes’ which, considering hormones and surgery, is a pretty big assumption to make.

    • TemperaryObsessor
      TemperaryObsessor
      March 25, 2018 at 7:05 am | #

      I think there is more reason to believe Malaya isn’t into people who want sex with her in a sexual way. Or isn’t into trans women because they are not robots.

      • Zee
        Zee
        March 25, 2018 at 10:39 am | #

        Is there a non sexual way to want to have sex with someone?

        • TemperaryObsessor
          TemperaryObsessor
          March 25, 2018 at 6:16 pm | #

          In Short Packed Carla once bragged about how good she was at pleasing Malaya. I got the feeling that despite the fact that Carla found it gross and would most likely not do it if she didn’t really want to make Malaya happy part of her might have liked it in a videogame sort of way.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      March 25, 2018 at 8:28 am | #

      To be fair the main problem might be that Malaya is just straight. Sal already brought up that possible problem with Marcie and so neither Marcie nor Carla may have any chance with Malaya.

      • Skater Girl (@syleegrrl)
        Skater Girl (@syleegrrl)
        March 25, 2018 at 12:54 pm | #

        Malaya dated Carla in the other comic and Willis has stated that orientations are constant across universes, so we know that Malaya isn’t strictly straight.

        • Eldritch Gentleman
          Eldritch Gentleman
          March 25, 2018 at 1:21 pm | #

          Ah, I didn’t read the previous comics so this is new to me. thanks.

  31. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    March 25, 2018 at 7:16 am | #

    Oh Lord. Make it more obvious, Carla.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      March 25, 2018 at 5:05 pm | #

      Don’t give her ideas. She might put together a laser cannon and write “Step on me Malaya” on the Moon.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        March 27, 2018 at 10:08 pm | #

        … I am not seeing a downside to this cunning plot?

        –Dave, we must test it, to see what flaws are exposed

  32. Just Me
    Just Me
    March 25, 2018 at 7:22 am | #

    Don’t they seem a bit under-dressed for the weather? It’s still the Fall Semester, so it should be getting colder by now.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      March 25, 2018 at 7:47 am | #

      Well Sal and Malaya are rebels so I guess they are being stupid about it.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      March 25, 2018 at 8:01 am | #

      Some people are more resistant to cold than others. You won’t see me in anything heavier than a t-shirt and shorts until it’s at least -10C

  33. Lailah
    Lailah
    March 25, 2018 at 7:52 am | #

    Carla pursuing Malaya is like, perfection. Last time around, it was Malaya pursuing Carla, after all.

    That out of the way, I do wonder what Marcie’s feeling. I can’t recall seeing a whole lot of her perspective wrt just not talking to Sal for a bit.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      March 25, 2018 at 8:52 am | #

      I doubt that Marcie is feeling particularly threatened right now. Malaya doesn’t seem to be in the market for a sub; she’s more likely to be worried about the fact her girlfriend and her surrogate sister seem to be permanently on the verge of violence.

      • Zee
        Zee
        March 25, 2018 at 10:41 am | #

        Malayas not her girlfriend, she doesn’t even realize Marcie’s into her. We don’t even know if she likes girls

      • Lailah
        Lailah
        March 25, 2018 at 3:09 pm | #

        …Not really concerned with her feelings wrt Malaya. She doesn’t really get a vote there. I’m more wondering about what, specifically, is up with her and Sal.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          March 25, 2018 at 4:15 pm | #

          Well, my opinion here is that it sticks deeper than just the fight that Sal and AG had. I mean, obviously, Marcie getting fired for something her friend did would definitely make most people pissed at first, but that’s not all by far.

          I think rather that it is about how she felt how Sal’s actions that night was a culmination on how she’d been showing a blatant disregard for Marcie’s sacrifices lately.

          Now, just before the fight started, Sal and Marcie was chatting, and Sal was basically giving Marcie a hard time for being a security guard. And sure, we know that Sal has issues with authority, and we also know that in her situation, she’s got reason to do this.

          But she’s disregarding the fact that Marcie took this job because of Sal. She’s disregarding that Marcie felt that her bond to Sal was so strong, that while she was not interested in doing college herself, she’d still move to the same city as Sal. She’d move into a commune space kind of thing with (I assume) a room just barely big enough for a bed, because that’s the only thing she could possibly afford.

          And she’s never made a big deal out of this. “When Sal moved here, so did I. We’re friends.” That’s what she told Malaya once.

          What she was already getting upset about is how Sal’s appearing to just have taken this for granted. That Sal doesn’t appreciate the enormity, the significance of what Marcie did. I don’t think I’ve ever had a platonic friendship so strong I’d move to the same place they did to keep up with them like Marcie did.

          And also, Sal doesn’t understand the privilege she’s having compared to Marcie. For all her hardships —and hardships they have been, have no doubt— she’s still better off in society than Marcie is. To not really understand that Marcie too had aspiration beyond cashier girls, to not really understand that her options are more limited than Sal’s, to not apparently care that Marcie might very well not be entirely happy about this; but that it’s her best and most realistic option right now because she doesn’t have any….

          …Marcie was already fuming silently about all of these things when AG and Gashface crashed the scene, and Sal’s subsquent actions must have brought some realisations to her that she doesn’t want to be taken for granted like that ever again. Not even by Sal.

          Heck, she may have realised that while Sal was the only, the -only- person that would properly stand up for her in the past, that doesn’t mean she’s going to be the only person standing by her in the future. And if Sal still wants to be that person, then she’d better be prepared to show it in words and actions.

          • cbwroses
            cbwroses
            March 25, 2018 at 4:57 pm | #

            I think you’re presuming a bit.
            It’s very possible that Marcie feels as you suggest, as Sal did give her some lip about being security, but you’re also ignoring a couple things.

            One being that Sal acknowledged a good aspect of the job, that being she could actually hang out with Marcie and talk while Marcie was working, which she apparently couldn’t do before.

            Two, that she spent more time talking about how Marcie liked Malaya, but how she had no clue if Malaya liked her back or even liked girls, pointing out that Marcie was too scared to find out. And that this was said AFTER complaining about Marcie being security.

            And three, that Marcie called security on Amazi-girl for stalking Sal, which caused the crowd to get a bit rowdy, confused some of the other security as they didn’t want view Amazi-girl negatively, and then Sal went off and joined forces with the very person Marcie called security on and started a fight that neither of them explained to anyone, thereby giving the people in the wrong the only voice about what happened. And Marcie still doesn’t know what happened (though she may have some idea if she heard what Amber did to Ryan and knows that’s the guy they were fighting).

            Again, you may be entirely correct, but there’s plenty for Marcie to be upset about that has nothing to do with all that.

            • Inahc
              Inahc
              March 25, 2018 at 10:32 pm | #

              uh, marcie called in more security because sal and AG were about to fight each other, and sal was refusing to listen to her.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                March 25, 2018 at 11:53 pm | #

                That’s not quite correct – Marcie pushed the ‘call for backup’ button right after Sal yanked AG out of her hiding spot and threw her to the floor. They weren’t quite at the ‘about to fight’ point. And again – AG is the stalker in this scenario.

  34. Emily
    Emily
    March 25, 2018 at 7:53 am | #

    Stop being weird Carla.

  35. Sunny
    Sunny
    March 25, 2018 at 8:28 am | #

    Never stop being weird, Carla.

  36. Daibhid C
    Daibhid C
    March 25, 2018 at 9:18 am | #

    Faz is going to need a much bigger piece of paper.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      March 27, 2018 at 10:11 pm | #

      I sense origami and/or hexaflexagon skills may be needed in his immediate future.

      –Dave, happy little paper epileptic trees

  37. RaulTsi
    RaulTsi
    March 25, 2018 at 10:22 am | #

    what is Marcie signing?

    • Ainara
      Ainara
      March 25, 2018 at 11:27 am | #

      Apparently, “friendly”?

  38. sirconanad
    sirconanad
    March 25, 2018 at 11:00 am | #

    I would still love to throw my money at David if he ever decides to put out a huuuuuuuge poster of Sal sitting and smoking alone like that.

    Please. David. You know you want it too.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      March 25, 2018 at 2:27 pm | #

      Which of the panels?

  39. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    March 25, 2018 at 11:22 am | #

    I predict Carla and Malaya will get together with Marcie never having worked the courage to even ask if she’s ace, bi, gay, pan, or straight.

  40. buddy
    buddy
    March 25, 2018 at 12:38 pm | #

    how much am i supposed to love carla? a lot? i think its a lot

  41. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    March 25, 2018 at 1:00 pm | #

    Gee, Malaya, you spend pretty much all of your existence making sure everyone knows you don’t care about anyone else in the world, and now you’re upset that they treat you as if you don’t care about anyone else in the world?

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      March 25, 2018 at 3:52 pm | #

      There’s just no pleasing some people, right?

  42. chris73
    chris73
    March 25, 2018 at 2:11 pm | #

    C’mon Carla have a little bit of respect for yourself

  43. doubleW
    doubleW
    March 25, 2018 at 3:32 pm | #

    Carla, flirting like an engineer

  44. TheKelliestKelly
    TheKelliestKelly
    March 25, 2018 at 4:52 pm | #

    What WOULD Malaya’s sexuality be in the other universe? Demisexual?

    • TemperaryObsessor
      TemperaryObsessor
      March 25, 2018 at 8:39 pm | #

      I’m not sure.
      I’m pretty sure she dated Leslie before Carla but it didn’t work out. Malaya didn’t seem to into Ultra Car before she got a new body.
      She once commented something along the lines of she didn’t like when people wanted sex stuff from her during sex.
      She once commented during a robot fight that she felt like she was missing something super hot.
      I’m leaning towards into asexual lady robots, but might be flexable about all three.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        March 26, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

        I do know that Ultra-Car was capable of satistfying her sexually, often just in a matter of seconds, so I’d lean towards demi-sexual rather than asexual.

        Or possibly she was robosexual all along, and didn’t appear to enjoy sex before that because no robots were around.

  45. Artemis
    Artemis
    March 25, 2018 at 5:06 pm | #

    I love Carla so much.

  46. Jamie Jeans
    Jamie Jeans
    March 25, 2018 at 5:53 pm | #

    I would not be so remiss as to see Sal just punch Malaya, she’s the one who started shit with Sal just to be an irritating arsehead.

  47. Clif
    Clif
    March 26, 2018 at 3:17 am | #

    This is going to be a minority opinion, but I think it is at least possible that Carla is just playing with Malaya’s mind.

  48. Tommy Fresh
    Tommy Fresh
    March 27, 2018 at 8:57 am | #

    Omg Carla is giving me life in this storyline

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