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Roadway

by David M Willis on February 13, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Faz Is Great
└ Tags: amber, faz, joyce, sarah, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    February 13, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    tomorrow they’ll be building a bypass through there

    • Koms
      Koms
      February 13, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      It’s a highway to hell

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        February 13, 2018 at 6:01 am | #

        More like highway Through hell. Sarah’s personal hell.

    • Adept Arcanist
      Adept Arcanist
      February 13, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      Naw, it’ll definitely happen on Thursday.

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        February 13, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

        That sort of thing always happens on Thursdays.

        • LookingIn
          LookingIn
          February 13, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

          It seems more like a Monday thing…

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            February 13, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

            That’s the planet getting destroyed to prevent blocking the view of Venus from Mars.

            • jeffepp
              jeffepp
              February 13, 2018 at 7:44 am | #

              “My Iludium Q Explosive Space Modulator!”

              • David DeLaney
                David DeLaney
                February 13, 2018 at 10:50 pm | #

                Q-_38_. Please!

                –Dave, i am getting very angry. very angry indeed!

          • Furie
            Furie
            February 13, 2018 at 6:26 pm | #

            Starting to feel like a Craig David song in here…

        • Xenocide
          Xenocide
          February 13, 2018 at 2:36 am | #

          I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

          • Joe Covenant
            Joe Covenant
            February 13, 2018 at 4:41 am | #

            I think I’ll just go and have a little lie down somewhere…

            • Skorpeyon
              Skorpeyon
              February 13, 2018 at 9:00 am | #

              But the plans were on display…

              • MutantSentry
                MutantSentry
                February 13, 2018 at 2:43 pm | #

                They were on display… I eventually had to go down to the cellar!

    • Aggrax
      Aggrax
      February 13, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Only until Sarah convinces the head of construction to take Joyce’s place on the ground in front of the bulldozer so they can have a drink at the pub go to class.

      • Aggrax
        Aggrax
        February 13, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

        I FUCKED IT UP!

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          February 13, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

          according to the source, you successfully closed the first strike tag, but then immediately opened a new one. and successfully closed that one at the end, too. o.0

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            February 13, 2018 at 2:00 am | #

            I think maybe the comment system puts close tags on the end so mangled HTML syntax doesn’t bleed through to other comments.

            Let’s try it. This text has no intentional close tags, I assure you.

            • Joe Covenant
              Joe Covenant
              February 13, 2018 at 4:42 am | #

              adding to check.

    • Haven
      Haven
      February 13, 2018 at 2:25 am | #

      They could charge for it.

      You know, put up a toel booth.

      • Joe Covenant
        Joe Covenant
        February 13, 2018 at 4:43 am | #

        Pfffttt..
        I wouldn’t be footing the bill for that!

        • adjudicus
          adjudicus
          February 13, 2018 at 4:55 am | #

          I r-ankle at the thought of paying someone

          • Kryss LaBryn
            Kryss LaBryn
            February 13, 2018 at 7:00 am | #

            Well, I mean, she knee’ds to cover potential medical bills somehow…

            • Clif
              Clif
              February 13, 2018 at 12:19 pm | #

              She’ll have to leg it over to the bank for a loan.

              • Yet_One_More_Idiot
                Yet_One_More_Idiot
                February 13, 2018 at 1:27 pm | #

                It could be really expensive, and may cost you your sole just to get through the barrier…

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 13, 2018 at 9:05 am | #

      Hopefully not a HYPERSPACE bypass, or they’ll be demolishing a LOT more than Joyce ‘n’ Sarah’s room…

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      February 13, 2018 at 2:46 pm | #

      Hope everyone has their towels.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    February 13, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    This needs to lead into a strip where they run in and out of dorm rooms, while the shot stays in the hallway. Sometimes Faz is chasing Amber, sometimes they run in opposite directions, Scooby and the gang make a brief appearance, etc.

    • David Fenger
      David Fenger
      February 13, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

      With Yakkety Sax playing?

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        February 13, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

        “Hot To Trot” by Elfman is better, IMO.

        • Stephen Bierce
          Stephen Bierce
          February 13, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

          I don’t know if this clip has the part I mean, but maybe?

        • Chronos
          Chronos
          February 13, 2018 at 12:46 am | #

          I’m a fan of the Comedian’s Gallop

      • Jess
        Jess
        February 13, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

        PHHREEEEEW, doo-doo doodle-doo-doo-do-do-do do-do-do doot doot doo-doodledeedee beedeepbeedeep!

    • Johan
      Johan
      February 13, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

      Norville is already a character in the strip so…

      • MM
        MM
        February 13, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

        And Amber just needs a quick costume change to pass for Velma.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          February 13, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

          I nominate Fuckface to be Scooby.

          • LookingIn
            LookingIn
            February 13, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

            I nominate Faz for Scrappy…or is it too obvious?

            • MM
              MM
              February 13, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

              …I’m actually feeling compelled to defend Scrappy now.

              • Wizard
                Wizard
                February 13, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

                In fairness, Scrappy was actually pretty popular at first. He just got over-used and over-exposed until people got tired of him.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  February 13, 2018 at 2:48 pm | #

                  Wasn’t popular with me. I found him annoying pretty much immediately.

              • hof1991
                hof1991
                February 13, 2018 at 8:31 am | #

                He lived long enough to become a villain.

                • Daibhid C
                  Daibhid C
                  February 13, 2018 at 1:14 pm | #

                  THAT WASN’T EVEN CANON!

                  …Huh. It turns out I have Opinions on Scooby Doo canon. I’m as surprised as anyone.

        • HeatherJean
          HeatherJean
          February 13, 2018 at 12:33 pm | #

          Wasn’t it Dorothy who dressed up as Velma for Halloween?

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      February 13, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Yes. 🙂

    • HeatherJean
      HeatherJean
      February 13, 2018 at 12:52 am | #

      My favorite would be:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUAamPDo4Q

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 13, 2018 at 1:42 am | #

        That episode was overall terrible, but that sequence almost made it worth it.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      February 13, 2018 at 10:53 pm | #

      Ringo, Paul, George, and John open a door and wave, briefly!

      –Dave, on tiptoe

  3. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    February 13, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    What’s Sarah got against Steven, anyway?

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      February 13, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      Lol 🙂

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 13, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      She’s taking the latest hiatus very hard.

      • LookingIn
        LookingIn
        February 13, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

        Cue up the people blaming TTG! and Gumball, the usual targets…

        • Khyrin
          Khyrin
          February 13, 2018 at 7:01 pm | #

          did you SEE the Christmas to New Years day release schedule?

          they ran EVERY EPISODE of TTG! twice. and then half of them a third time. it was literally their entire daytime programming, except for a half-hour slot on the twenty-ninth, when they ran two episodes of Steven Universe.

          I understand that we may sound whiny, but in a vacuum… any marathon that requires you to double or triple up on episodes is too long.

    • C.
      C.
      February 13, 2018 at 1:55 am | #

      Her problem is more with Greg, who now has a decent sum of money yet still lives in his van.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 13, 2018 at 2:06 am | #

        It’s easier to save money than make money.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 13, 2018 at 4:35 am | #

      She doesn’t like people who get to save the day by accident.

  4. Deathjavu
    Deathjavu
    February 13, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    This series of strips has had approximately infinitely % too much Faz

    I look forward to later sympathizing with this awful creature

  5. MM
    MM
    February 13, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Look on the bright side, Sarah; at least he didn’t stop to hit on you.

    • ninjazaku
      ninjazaku
      February 13, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

      *”Ugh, Excalibur” face*

      Yet.

  6. Yumi
    Yumi
    February 13, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Don’t overhype it, Joyce. It’s a decent, hopefully first attempt.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 13, 2018 at 9:11 am | #

      Actually, he’s tried six times before this, and got increasingly frustrated with each consecutive one.

      And on the seventh try, he settled.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        February 13, 2018 at 1:08 pm | #

        Only settling after the seventh restart? True Civ players use the start they’re given.

        • David DeLaney
          David DeLaney
          February 13, 2018 at 10:55 pm | #

          Dwarf Fortress players learn to recognize a hopeless situation at a glance. …this doesn’t stop them from running with it though.

          –Dave, and now I’m thinking of a DoA mod for it, aieee

  7. Sunny D
    Sunny D
    February 13, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Wait Amber’s dorm is connected to Dorothy’s isn’t it? So how/why did Amber and Faz get to Joyce’s place? Correct me if I’m wrong, I AM tired after all

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 13, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      Well they were in the hall. I assume they, like Walky, used the door.

      • Sunny D
        Sunny D
        February 13, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

        Yeah but why would Faz just run straight into a random girl’s roo- okay good point

  8. Some1
    Some1
    February 13, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Dungeons and Dumbing Part 15

    Danny: I found a hat.

    Joyce wakes up and rubs her eyes.

    Joyce: A hat?

    Danny: Yeah, with your name in it.

    Danny tosses the fedora to a confused Joyce who examines the blue name.

    Joyce: This is definently my handwriting. But it can’t be my hat. Where did you get it?

    Danny: I was talking to someone…and it popped out of the sky, like magic.

    Joyce: We popped here, maybe its related.

    Walky: What’s related?

    Joyce: There is a fedora with my name in it I don’t recognize.

    Walky: From here?

    Danny: Probably not. Wait, what if another Joyce owned the hat?

    Billie: There are two Joyces?

    Danny: No! Well…maybe…kind off. Okay, so I was talking to my summon, and she told me that Solis wouldn’t have the ability to bring us all here.

    Billie: Who’s Solis?

    Danny: Evil god, sun powers, everyone will die if he comes back.

    Billie: Got it.

    Dorothy: Got what?

    Danny: Dorothy, you’re awake! Perfect. Okay so a hat appeared in front of me with Joyce’s name on it, but Joyce doesn’t know where it came from and Solis couldn’t have brought us here.

    Dorothy: Okay? So…

    Danny: The fact that this place exists means there are multiple universes, so the hat must come from a universe where Joyce owns a fedora.

    Dorothy: So, multiverse theory?

    Danny: Yeah…and someone must have brought us here for a reason.

  9. Tacos
    Tacos
    February 13, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Trip him. Trip him and tie his shoe laces together.

    • N0083rp00F
      N0083rp00F
      February 13, 2018 at 9:56 am | #

      I am more of a Danny Danning things up with an inadvertent door opening that concussively interacts with The Face of Faz.
      The only dialogue would be Danny in the last panel saying “What?”

  10. MasakiSayz
    MasakiSayz
    February 13, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    I dread how this will relate to the infamous Valentine’s Day strip(s) this year.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      February 13, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      Joyce’s toenail breaks up with her.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        February 13, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

        Such a shame, they were always together. Inseparable even.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          February 13, 2018 at 9:13 am | #

          Until they weren’t.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 13, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      There’s been so much build-up that I half expect nothing of note to happen on Valentine’s Day.

      • MM
        MM
        February 13, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

        Four panels of Fuckface, probably.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          February 13, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

          And that’s the best case scenario.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      February 13, 2018 at 12:36 am | #

      Eh. Valentine’s Day is almost never GOOD, but we’ve overblown its reputation a bit. Half the time it’s just run-of-the-mill unhappiness rather than huge transitional plot points. And since just about anything save Blaine showing up would be out of left field right now…

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        February 13, 2018 at 12:38 am | #

        Actually, wait. Tomorrow: Sal wakes up in Danny’s bed. She facepalms about how that was totally stupid of her. Danny’s heart is broken. Hovertext: Happy Valentine’s Day.

        …. I’m going to go with that prediction. The hovertext part, that is, not the rest of it.

        • MasakiSayz
          MasakiSayz
          February 13, 2018 at 10:52 am | #

          That would actually be a neat surprise.

  11. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    February 13, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Interstate-Joyce and Sarah’s room.

    (I’ve been reading this daily for about a year or so now, yaaaay, thanks for tolerating me all this time.)

    • Roger Sterling
      Roger Sterling
      February 13, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

      I’m an irritable sumbongo, but such is the good will you made by taking the handle of the third battle of ypres that you’d have to try very hard to lose it all. We’re talking online hate crime and then some.

      • Passchendaele
        Passchendaele
        February 13, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

        *laughs evilly*

        (haha if I did that my nerves would explode all at once, because I am one anxious kid. XD)

  12. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    February 13, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    “Faz has his own system of measurements, which prove Faz is the world’s fastest man.”

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      February 13, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      The hovertext does indicate an ability to go fazt…

      • Some1
        Some1
        February 13, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

        He is able to run away from Amber, so he must be at least somewhat fast.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        February 13, 2018 at 9:15 am | #

        He went so fast, the ‘s’ flipped around!

  13. Dean
    Dean
    February 13, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    Joyce’s toenail will stick to the inside of her boot and rip free when she takes it off, I bet.

  14. Roger Sterling
    Roger Sterling
    February 13, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    Look, for the record, I have never and will never advocate for the death of a pre-adolescent online.

    But that motherless fuck’s gotta go.

    • Danni
      Danni
      February 13, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      arrest has gotta be an option

    • Roger Sterling
      Roger Sterling
      February 13, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      Ok that was a little harsh.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      February 13, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

      Courtesy of The Doubleclicks’ “Sexist Bullshit”:

      “The ability to make sexist assholes disappear
      Is all I want for Christmas, it’s all I want this year…

      “They don’t have to die, and this doesn’t have to hurt
      But by eight on Christmas morning I want these fuckers off my earth”

    • Some1
      Some1
      February 13, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

      What has Faz actually done? The largest crime you can give him is non touching sexual harassment and possible illegal entering. Which while bad, aren’t anywhere close to being capital crimes. Plus the fact that he always harasses girls who have a position of power over him or are at least equal to him, makes it so that his crimes are far less terrible than even the average sexual harassment case.

      I have realized that I am essentially serving as Faz’s legal defense, and I shall continue to do that in the foreseeable future, because its fun, and defending Faz is a lot easier then defending someone like Ryan.

      • Dean
        Dean
        February 13, 2018 at 1:07 am | #

        Also, he is a teenage boy. And what do you expect of a kid with freakin’ BLAINE as his main male role model? He’s doing well not to be setting stuff on fire.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 13, 2018 at 2:21 am | #

        You know how everyone was disgusted with Joe for constantly making advances on every woman in his general vicinity? At least Joe backs off when he’s rebuffed.

        Faz is obnoxiously persistent, and doesn’t care how uncomfortable he makes everyone else. Nothing will stop him from talking about how great he is, sex topics he’s barely cognizant of, or a combination of the two.

        • Liliet
          Liliet
          February 14, 2018 at 6:22 am | #

          ‘barely cognizant of’ is right. Faz has no idea what he’s doing, and even if Amber asserts he /should/ know better, he clearly doesn’t. Joe has shown awareness of the concept of consent; hell, he’s in gender studies class. Faz is a clueless dumbass. Annoying, but still not a capital crime.

      • Liliaeth
        Liliaeth
        February 13, 2018 at 6:16 am | #

        Maybe it’s because I don’t know him from previous versions. But he actually annoys me a lot less than some other characters that people find endless defenses for 🙂

      • Liliet
        Liliet
        February 14, 2018 at 6:20 am | #

        can I be your assistant

    • Emily
      Emily
      February 13, 2018 at 7:37 pm | #

      He’s not real it doesn’t count if you want him to be comically crushed under an anvil.

  15. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    February 13, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    So that’s what it takes to get Sarah tiny irises!

    Also, Joyce can be counted on to support her friends for anything, even “she’s very nice” to God, for someone who won’t call herself “a pleasant alternative” to another person earlier.

  16. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    February 13, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    I’m with Sarah on this one.

    Also please fuck off Faz.

  17. Some1
    Some1
    February 13, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

    I noticed something, Faz never touches anyone. He never even tries. Sadly there are too few strips to determine if its a coincidence or not, but I find it slightly odd, if not relieving, that Faz doesn’t even touch girls or anyone in ways that could be considered largely non sexual, like placing a hand on Becky’s shoulder or shaking hands with Dina. So, we have a series of possible answers.

    A. Its a coincidence

    B. He has standards, and won’t go past harassment.

    C. He doesn’t like touching people for whatever reason.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 13, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      D. He exists in a corporeal form only vaguely and it requires great effort on his part to interact physically with those around him

      • Some1
        Some1
        February 13, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

        Impossible other people can touch him.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          February 13, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

          That’s slightly easier for him to manage.

          • Some1
            Some1
            February 13, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

            Every time he is touched he wants to stop being touched, why wouldn’t he simple make himself non corporeal so that Amber can’t pick him up and Dina can’t tie him up?

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              February 13, 2018 at 12:46 am | #

              Gotta keep that element of surprise for the right moment

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 13, 2018 at 2:34 am | #

        Does he sleep in a bucket in his room every sixteen hours?

    • Derek
      Derek
      February 13, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

      in the Shortpacked!verse he once tried to touch Robin’s pregnant belly, and almost died as a result

      He also had sex with Wen and the Amber-themed dakimakura, so there’s that?

      • Some1
        Some1
        February 13, 2018 at 12:44 am | #

        That information is irrelevant, Shortpacked! Faz is not the same person as Dumbing of Age Faz.

  18. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    February 13, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

    God’s public roadway: Bringing the joy of Faz to all.

  19. Keulen
    Keulen
    February 13, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

    Unless every dorm room is directly connected to every other dorm room in the hall, Faz is about to run out of places to run to.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      February 13, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

      every dorm room is connected via a bathroom to another dorm room, forming a series of loops off the hallway. he can run indefinitely… or until everyone locks their darn doors. … or until one of those bathroom doors turns out to be locked.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        February 13, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

        I’m assuming at least a few people in the hall lock their doors. Eventually Faz will run into a room that’s locked from the other door, or he’ll run into a room and be stopped by whoever’s in that room or something.

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          February 13, 2018 at 7:11 am | #

          Possibly via accidental clothesline.

          I accidentally punched my manager in the face and gave him a bloody nose once when he dove for something under the counter just as I was swinging out my arm to point to the bathrooms off to the side and say, “They’re just over there–” to a customer. *whack* “OW!!”

          Rose: “–And that’s my paper done! Yes!” *Stretches arms* *clotheslines Faz*

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          February 13, 2018 at 11:08 am | #

          The bathroom doors only lock on the inside, else the dorm risks locking someone in the bathroom.

          But the bathrooms are only connected by twos – so Joyce and Sarah are connected to Billie and Sal, but no one else and vice versa.

  20. CapedLuigisYoshi
    CapedLuigisYoshi
    February 13, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    …Alright, I guess having Faz around was worth the hovertext pun.

    Now if only he was likely to leave after today’s strip.

  21. Archivist
    Archivist
    February 13, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

    While she’s at it, fuck this alt text.

  22. ninjazaku
    ninjazaku
    February 13, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

    “Seeing the resident recluse attempting to corral her really creepy step-brother” is probably not how these characters wanted to start their days.

  23. Yumi
    Yumi
    February 13, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

    And Walky is just going, “Huh, she looks vaguely familiar…”

  24. Mom
    Mom
    February 13, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

    …A part of me is suspecting Faz is there to flush Amber out of the dorm for dear old step dad.

  25. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    February 13, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

    Why would you even say that, Sarah?

  26. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    February 13, 2018 at 12:36 am | #

    So the only place for Faz to go now is through the bathroom into the next room, yes? Meaning there is a non-negative possibility that he’s going to run into either Sal or Malaya in a few seconds. That should be interesting.

    Assuming Fuckface doesn’t eat him first, of course.

  27. nothri
    nothri
    February 13, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

    At this point I’m expecting Amber to start using Acme Brand Faz catching products that misfire in painful yet hilarious ways.

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      February 13, 2018 at 7:13 am | #

      So, a team-up with Carla, then? 😀 I am okay with that.

  28. Mr D
    Mr D
    February 13, 2018 at 12:51 am | #

    oh god Joyce hasn’t looked at it, has she? Jesus christ, girl, get it looked at, an infection is WAY WORSE than losing a toe nail

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      February 13, 2018 at 11:43 am | #

      Seriously Joyce, it’s gonna hurt way worse and look way grosser then.

  29. Aeron
    Aeron
    February 13, 2018 at 12:56 am | #

    Faz must keep running to escape the crippling depression.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      February 13, 2018 at 2:57 pm | #

      Or he is running to escape being crippled.

  30. kitty
    kitty
    February 13, 2018 at 12:56 am | #

    here is kitty’s finnish word of the day!

    Kissalan pojat (cat boys)

    unfortuntely, its slang for the police. the emblem of the police of finland is a lion head. 😖

    have a nice day!

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 13, 2018 at 9:20 am | #

      Cat boy police?

      *mind races off in pervy directions*

  31. SalmonMax
    SalmonMax
    February 13, 2018 at 1:01 am | #

    I see Sarah has learned a little saying, that makes everything seem better!

  32. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    February 13, 2018 at 1:07 am | #

    So, anyway, who’s got some thoughts on Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex? I recently finished watching the first season, and I’m eager to hear what others think.

  33. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    February 13, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

    What if Amber goes to class, ignores him and the narrative focuses on someone else?

    ( faz is probably trying to lure Amber to Blaine anyways ) .

    This character was already killed off once for comic relief. I don’t see how he adds anything to DOA to keep him in narrative, or worse, play him straight.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      February 13, 2018 at 11:45 am | #

      I suspect Amber doesn’t want the ‘my stepbrother went into the women’s showers’ or dorms in morning or various other ways for him to actually do something seriously creepy on her conscious.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 13, 2018 at 3:00 pm | #

        I am going to assume you meant conscience.

    • Emily
      Emily
      February 13, 2018 at 7:44 pm | #

      Faz and Mike are just characters I would really prefer to never see again because they’re the miserable combination of being insufferable assholes and boring characters with no real depth or purpose.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 13, 2018 at 9:53 pm | #

        I’m not fond of Faz, but I’m kind of curious to see what he’s going to do with him. Maybe he can pull of something interesting. It’s not like he’s been overused and still is boring.

  34. Ooz
    Ooz
    February 13, 2018 at 1:23 am | #

    I didn’t feel the need to comment at first but- I’m glad Faz is back! Yeah, he’s a little shit and in Shortpacked he was horrible but here he’s younger and that’s a little more forgivable. Also, we haven’t actually seen much of him to make a full judgement yet. So far he’s been kind of fun, if a little shit, and Amber might benefit from Annoying Little Brother shenanigans. Compared to her other problems it’s “normal” and a little easier to deal with.

    ALSO he’s fictional. If he’s terrible, that doesn’t bother me, because I like my fictional characters to occasionally be terrible. It’s not like the narrative is endorsing his behaviour, guys, chill.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      February 14, 2018 at 6:24 am | #

      ^^^

      I’m so glad more people who don’t mind Faz are coming out in the comments. The storm of hatred was unnerving.

  35. David Alexander McDonald
    David Alexander McDonald
    February 13, 2018 at 1:29 am | #

    MORGAN FREEMAN: “Actually, Sarah meant every single word *and* the double-barreled bird-flip.”

    • Nobody
      Nobody
      February 13, 2018 at 1:35 am | #

      Am I the only one who feels like Morgan Freeman would have to try very hard not to sound sage

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      February 13, 2018 at 3:08 pm | #

      That would make a good movie. Have Morgan Freeman follow some average joe around, narrating everything he does. Or how about Morgan Freeman working the speaker at a fast food joint.

  36. AGV
    AGV
    February 13, 2018 at 1:32 am | #

    The hovertext… why…

  37. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    February 13, 2018 at 1:35 am | #

    Sarah if the universal God wants to turn your life into a Coyote and Roadrunner cartoon for his entertainment then you got a fuking deal with it.

  38. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    February 13, 2018 at 1:37 am | #

    Darn, there goes your chance to make Faz fall on his face.

  39. BenRG
    BenRG
    February 13, 2018 at 1:54 am | #

    Or… I know this sounds weird but maybe Faz is genuinely lonely and enjoys playing with his sister?

    • wwwhhattt
      wwwhhattt
      February 13, 2018 at 2:52 am | #

      Oh, so Faz is human now is he? What’s next – Galasso having a tragic backstory?
      *remembers Shortpacked*
      Oh…

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      February 14, 2018 at 6:25 am | #

      well, actually

      I cannot see a single flaw in this theory

  40. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 13, 2018 at 2:47 am | #

    Joyce being anxious that Sarah hurts God’s feelings is perhaps the most Joyce of all Joyce moment we have seen.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      February 13, 2018 at 9:33 am | #

      I know! Sarah said “universe”, but raised her eyes up, so Joyce isn’t taking any chances.

  41. foducool
    foducool
    February 13, 2018 at 3:12 am | #

    meep meep

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 13, 2018 at 3:15 am | #

      Next strip has Amber shopping for a Rube Goldberg-style Faz trap on Acme.com.

  42. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    February 13, 2018 at 3:35 am | #

    *plays Benny Hill theme*

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 13, 2018 at 4:31 am | #

      +1 Appropriate

  43. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    February 13, 2018 at 4:05 am | #

    Did I mention the time when I was a kid and tried doing some weightlifting* and dropped a 7 kg disc on my toe?

    A few days later, the nail was clearly split near the root, but not getting off by itself… So one night, I spent an agonizing half hour to rip that fucker off.

    In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the smartest way to deal with it… But at least I dealt with it, I guess.

    *It really didn’t stick.

  44. BenRG
    BenRG
    February 13, 2018 at 4:34 am | #

    Sarah is right, Joyce and her room isn’t a roadway. However, she does need to recognise that the two of them have made a large number of acquaintances and friends who see no reason not to just ‘drop in’ to their private space whenever they feel like a chat.

    Additionally, I do think that Walky is at a loose end with no Dorothy around. He’s decided to fill that gap in his life by tease-flirting with Joyce.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      February 14, 2018 at 2:24 am | #

      I agree. Plus, I think Walky has very few friends, period, though he has made a couple more since the school year started.

  45. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    February 13, 2018 at 4:37 am | #

    Gotta go Fazt!
    Gotta go Fazt!
    Gotta go Fazter, Fazter, Fazter Fazter Fazter!
    ‘Nnoying at speed of sound (piss off)
    Most ‘nnoying teen around
    Got ourselves a situation, get him to new locations
    Without any hesitation, kick his ass then relaxation!

    Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t stop, please bop,
    Just go, go, go, go, g-g-g-g-go, go!

    N-n-n-n-n-n-na
    N-n-n-n-n-n-na

    The Faz, he’s on the run!
    The Faz, ain’t number one!
    The Faz, he’s comin’ next,
    So watch out… Get ready to deck!

    Gotta go Fazt (Fuck off!), gotta go Fazt (To Hell!),
    Gotta go Fazter, Fazter, Fazter, Fazter, Fazter!
    Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
    Fuck… (Go away) Off… (Please leave) Faz,
    Gotta go Fazter!
    Gotta go Fazt!
    Gotta go Fazter, Fazter, Fazter, Fazter,
    Fuck off Faz!

    • Shadowypenguin
      Shadowypenguin
      February 13, 2018 at 5:22 am | #

      I love this yet l hate it as well

  46. ZORK
    ZORK
    February 13, 2018 at 5:24 am | #

    Willis, I love you for that alt-text.

  47. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    February 13, 2018 at 5:50 am | #

    Why am I getting an impression that Faz is basically messing with Amber to get her attention? Like he is desperate for at least Some attention from his sister…

    • Just a Ian
      Just a Ian
      February 13, 2018 at 6:24 am | #

      you could be right on this..

    • TemperaryObsessor
      TemperaryObsessor
      February 13, 2018 at 7:02 am | #

      Well his DNA father doesn’t care what he does, I have no idea who his mom is, and his step father is Blane. Its quite possible that Amber is the closest thing he has to a parent figure.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 13, 2018 at 7:21 am | #

      That’s my call too. I’m figuring that Blaine is no better a stepfather than he is a father and, frankly, Amber is the only kin who has managed to show any measure of concern for him (witness her concern about him skipping class earlier).

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        February 13, 2018 at 12:49 pm | #

        Better any kind of concern than no concern at all.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      February 14, 2018 at 6:25 am | #

      y u p

  48. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    February 13, 2018 at 6:36 am | #

    The alt-text pun is horrible and I love it.

  49. MK15
    MK15
    February 13, 2018 at 7:34 am | #

    ‘There’s a subspace portal through your room that I use from time to time’

  50. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    February 13, 2018 at 7:47 am | #

    Can’t wait for the scream when that toenail falls off. Guessing it will cover all five or six panels. Or just be one giant panel.

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      February 13, 2018 at 8:38 am | #

      A week’s worth of panels that stacked up into a megapost will form a new panel.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      February 13, 2018 at 3:04 pm | #

      They will hear it in EGS.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        February 13, 2018 at 5:59 pm | #

        When I was a kid, and comics were on newsprint paper with ink, it used to be a lot easier to eavesdrop on other comics from the one you were in. On the internet, not so much.

  51. Just for kix
    Just for kix
    February 13, 2018 at 8:42 am | #

    I was expecting a vogon ship to pass through 🙁

  52. Kazumi
    Kazumi
    February 13, 2018 at 10:45 am | #

    The payoff when this toenail falls off is going to be glorious.

  53. MutantSentry
    MutantSentry
    February 13, 2018 at 3:51 pm | #

    … I don’t know if it was intentional but, while the logic off panel lay out makes it clear Amber is chasing Faz the unavoidable first impression of seeing the whole thing is of Faz chasing Amber… Almost like some kind of non-verbal pun or something. Cool

  54. Sunmaster57
    Sunmaster57
    February 13, 2018 at 5:04 pm | #

    Why not not call Campus Police/Security (yes obvious answer ruins the plot)

  55. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    February 13, 2018 at 6:21 pm | #

    I’m surprised Faz didn’t stop, given this is Sarah, and there’s only like a 10 percent chance she has pants on.

  56. Tenchan
    Tenchan
    February 17, 2018 at 5:06 am | #

    I literally LOLed at the alt-text! 😀

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I will say for the umpteenth time that the Democratic establishment is terrible at understanding enthusiasm math. An energized base is crucial to winning fights-- electoral and otherwise-- because they will drag the low info folks out to vote and protest and engage. You NEED that energy.
gwensnyder.bsky.social's user avatarGwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not just that he and his policies are unpopular, there's a clear and demonstrated enthusiasm differential now. His base is energetically absent, ours is livid and out in the streets.
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FakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Pretty good Spider-Man figure, I don’t care what they say.
Spider-Man doing that thing you expect. It’s the butt thing. Why have I done this to myself? Is this my life? Yes.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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adashtra.bsky.social's user avatarAsh Parrish @adashtra.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Turns out the guy was Chuck Ayers, a nationally recognized cartoonist and creator of Crankshaft. He had a lot to say but the thing that struck me was that when he talked about whats going on now, I could see he was holding back emotion. All this still hurts him to see 55 (!!) years later.
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Katie @katiestp.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Right now, these sweet kids have no clue how impactful this period in history will be for them, but I hope they will be proud of the time they made the best protest sign ever: The green one that says “Trump eats boogers” #NoKings
Kids and adults standing on a pedestrian bridge over the highway with protest signs that say fascists out and no Trump no ice. The best one is green and says Trump eats boogers.
katiestp.bsky.social's user avatarKatie @katiestp.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
We can’t make the actual event at the capitol today, so you’ll find us with the kids on University with our signs (and I might bring the megaphone too). Even if you can’t make it to the capitol - come out in your own neighborhoods, even if it’s for a few minutes. Be seen. Be heard. #nokings
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Anguirus @anguirus.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
rude of you to call me out like this @damnyouwillis.bsky.social
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23614371... five hours left on this weirdo in the box weirdo not in the box is not for sale
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
At Comic-Con 2009 I was getting misgendered a fair bit and feeling anxious AF about it. Robert Downey Jr. was doing a press conf for Sherlock Holmes. I wanted to shout out a question but hated drawing attn to myself. I did it anyway. He gestured at me: "the lady in the blue shirt." I was so happy.
bolt451.bsky.social's user avatarHunter S Schafer @bolt451.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
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