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by David M Willis on February 23, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Faz Is Great
└ Tags: dorothy, joyce, sarah

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  1. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    February 23, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Why… why would you save the seeds?

    • AutobotDen
      AutobotDen
      February 23, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      they’re part of the pickle.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      February 23, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

      Not so much saving the seeds as separating them out so that Dorothy can throw them out, if she wants…which is what Joyce would have done, but Joyce is leaving the choice to Dorothy.

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        February 23, 2018 at 12:49 am | #

        Her pickle, her choice.

        • Rowanmikaio
          Rowanmikaio
          February 23, 2018 at 12:53 am | #

          Whatever tickles her pickle, if you will.

      • Edem
        Edem
        February 23, 2018 at 2:04 pm | #

        But wouldn’t that put her in a pickle?!

    • Gojira
      Gojira
      February 23, 2018 at 12:58 am | #

      Well, at least she didn’t use the pickle as a spoon.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 23, 2018 at 4:51 am | #

      They’re different enough from the flesh of the pickle that it triggers Joyce’s food neuroses.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        February 23, 2018 at 6:05 am | #

        Now I want to know if there’s a little bag with caraway seeds Joyce has liberated from the rye bread, imagining “God made rye without seeds for a reason, people!”

        • N0083rp00F
          N0083rp00F
          February 23, 2018 at 12:44 pm | #

          Only in the states have I seen Rye bread with Caraway or that gods awful swirly brown white stuff they call rye bread.

          Here it is a soft grey because it is mixed with wheat, that might contain either pumpkin or sunflower seeds or for the yuppies, flax or anchient grains.
          True rye is that darker grey, is much more solid, substantial and could be classified as a blunt instrument or building material.
          The crust can be carved into a shiv if it dries out properly – not like I have ever done that [sidelong glance]

          • Mephron
            Mephron
            February 23, 2018 at 4:59 pm | #

            Seeded Rye, especially a good Russian Rye, is a great foodstuff and you are making my German grandmother, who liked limberger on sunflower seed bread but preferred liverwurst on a seeded rye, cry in the afterlife.

            I hope you’re happy.

        • autogatos
          autogatos
          February 23, 2018 at 2:31 pm | #

          I wonder what would happen if someone presented Joyce with a slice of 21-grain bread? Would her brain implode?

      • Cattleprod
        Cattleprod
        February 23, 2018 at 12:43 pm | #

        I get that Joyce doesn’t like them and why she would take them out, it’s the saving them in a bag that’s actively weird. Weirder, at least.

        • autogatos
          autogatos
          February 23, 2018 at 2:32 pm | #

          I have definitely done this with blueberry muffins…because I don’t want the blueberries and know my husband might like them so I save them for him. But I guess pickle seeds are a bit weirder to save than blueberries…

      • Genriu
        Genriu
        February 23, 2018 at 9:42 pm | #

        Kinda curious why she’d separate the seeds, since unlike most foods she’s been seen sifting through, the seeds in pickles are, like, perfectly spread throughout the insides of the pickle.

        • Joshua Kronengold
          Joshua Kronengold
          February 26, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

          They aren’t! The seeds in a cucumber are in the center; the fleshy bit surrounded with harder cucumber, and the pickle is the same!

  2. ZerglingOne
    ZerglingOne
    February 23, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    I have absolutely eaten pudding this way before.

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      February 23, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      We all have

      • Arawn
        Arawn
        February 23, 2018 at 1:01 am | #

        I peel off the lid, twist it tight on one side and use the flat side as a spoon. Only because I feign that I’m civilized.

        • Adam Black
          Adam Black
          February 23, 2018 at 2:30 am | #

          You passed the test of being Human.
          No Gom Jabbar for you.

      • unvisiblemoose
        unvisiblemoose
        February 23, 2018 at 4:00 pm | #

        Only difference is, the sound is more of a *SCHLOORRP*

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 23, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      Everyone has, whether they admit it or not.

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        February 23, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

        Yeah, no. I haven’t got a clue exactly how she’s eating it. Long tongue?

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          February 23, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

          A combination of tongue, suction, and pudding being fluid enough to poor slightly. As she proceeds, she will begin to crush the cup as well, to squeeze out the remaining pudding.

          • Wright
            Wright
            February 23, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

            This is so me in college.

            • TheHorseCouncil
              TheHorseCouncil
              February 23, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

              I’ve only ever done this with jello or flan.

              • Beef
                Beef
                February 23, 2018 at 9:37 pm | #

                What is flan but caramelized pudding

                • Woobie
                  Woobie
                  February 23, 2018 at 9:45 pm | #

                  Custard plus caramel.

          • Rowen Morland
            Rowen Morland
            February 23, 2018 at 12:50 am | #

            Damn those days where you left a little, stubborn bit of the foil lid on and cut your tongue. Damn them!

          • Marisa Mockery
            Marisa Mockery
            February 23, 2018 at 12:52 am | #

            I do this with yogurt if I forget to pack a spoon

          • Mydnyt
            Mydnyt
            February 23, 2018 at 12:59 am | #

            Hence one of my favorite jokes…

            My girlfriend asked me what made me so good at oral, i told her it’s just a sign of how much i love her but really it’s because I’m lazy and eat pudding cups without a spoon

          • Foxhack
            Foxhack
            February 23, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

            So basically sucking it out like a snail (or a clam) from its shell.

            • StClair
              StClair
              February 23, 2018 at 4:24 am | #

              Or a egg. Chicken. Probably.

          • Freemage
            Freemage
            February 23, 2018 at 12:32 pm | #

            Pudding is the pro level of this. Yogurt, Jello and fruit cups are both a bit easier.

    • Dave Van Domelen
      Dave Van Domelen
      February 23, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Eyup.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      February 23, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      It’s less eating and more absorbing, really.

      …. and as awesome as it might seem, it still sucks.

      • adjudicus
        adjudicus
        February 23, 2018 at 7:18 am | #

        Aw man, do they? Well, that’s pudding me off eating those for the forseeable future

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 23, 2018 at 2:36 pm | #

        I see what you did there.

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      February 23, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      According to Bloom County, it’s officially called “snorfling” and Opus is a world champ in the activity.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      February 23, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      I’ve done this with jello, but not pudding.

      I can’t do either anymore, though, because that would murder my beard.

      • marianne
        marianne
        February 23, 2018 at 5:56 am | #

        If you choose beards over pudding cups, you’re doing life wrong.

      • jothki
        jothki
        February 26, 2018 at 7:01 pm | #

        The trick with jello cups is to take advantage of jello’s solidity. If you wedge a finger in the side of the cup, you can pop out the entire block at once. From there, you can either pop the whole thing into your mouth or hold it in your hand and eat it like a fruit.

        You’ll need to wash your hands afterwards, but beyond that it’s no messier than any other food.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      February 23, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      Yup.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 23, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      I have squeezed the container a bit more until the container is crushed and the pudding is gone because I had no spoon and my tongue is so very short.

    • UltraKyrie
      UltraKyrie
      February 23, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

      i got my wisdom teeth taken out last year, and sometimes was very lazy

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      February 23, 2018 at 12:46 am | #

      I prefer eating pudding this way. 🙂

    • ProfessorDetective
      ProfessorDetective
      February 23, 2018 at 12:59 am | #

      Pudding, gelatin, yogurt, ice creme…

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 23, 2018 at 1:01 am | #

      I’ve used my finger to eat pudding due to not having a spoon before. Never tried eating it straight from the container though.

    • JohnF
      JohnF
      February 23, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

      Is there another way?

    • batman
      batman
      February 26, 2018 at 11:46 am | #

      *sarcasm* I have no idea what you are talking about

  3. Yumi
    Yumi
    February 23, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Spoons are for W E A K L I N G S

  4. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    February 23, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Pretty clever plan by Joyce to get Dorothy out of the books. Too bad she underestimated how obsessed Dorothy is and how great a pudding cup sounds by that point

    • WonderRabbit
      WonderRabbit
      February 23, 2018 at 1:13 am | #

      You can be bored out of your mind, and still eat a pudding cup that way if you don’t have a spoon.

  5. Dara
    Dara
    February 23, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    THESE ARE GROSS SORRY ♥

  6. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    February 23, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Ehhhh, they *are* pretty gross.

    • Passchendaele
      Passchendaele
      February 23, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      I have legit not had a pudding cup in a decade or so, I’m so jealous. ;-;

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 23, 2018 at 2:03 am | #

        Good thing they still make them!

        They also still make those little cracker breadsticks that come in the plastic tray with an attached container of yellow cheese-derived substance.

        Not sure about Dunkaroos, though. You’ll probably have to make do with graham crackers and Funfetti frosting.

        • autogatos
          autogatos
          February 23, 2018 at 3:30 am | #

          OH MY GOD THOSE CHEESE & CRACKER SNACKS WITH THE RED STICK.

          It’s probably nostalgia bias, but I feel like 90s snacks were inherently better than today’s: red-stick-cheese-and-crackers, ice cream cups with the flat wooden spoon, cow cheese squares that came wrapped in little foil and the babybel cheese in the red wax that every kid kept and played with in class after lunch…

          • Liquid Len
            Liquid Len
            February 23, 2018 at 8:05 am | #

            I remember the red-stick cheese and crackers from the 80’s. They came in peanut butter too.

          • kristiellkay
            kristiellkay
            February 23, 2018 at 9:26 am | #

            I didn’t discover the Babybel cheeses until adulthood, but I love them now!

            • Kreiger
              Kreiger
              February 23, 2018 at 11:38 am | #

              I have been looking for a way to buy bulk babybel for months now.

              I cannot find ANYTHING. As far as I can tell, that particular consistency and flavor of cheese is only found in the little wax rounds.

              I eat low-carb. I would put that babybel cheese on everything if I could.

              • autogatos
                autogatos
                February 23, 2018 at 2:30 pm | #

                Amazon maybe? I haven’t checked myself but I buy bulk amounts of random hard-to-find snacks there all the time (like roasted chickpea snacks and sour green apple only starburst mmm).

              • FairyGothMama
                FairyGothMama
                February 23, 2018 at 11:58 pm | #

                Both Sam’s and Costco have them in bags twice to three times the size at the regular grocery, so if you know someone with a membership?

          • Just a Ian
            Just a Ian
            February 23, 2018 at 3:04 pm | #

            babybel is still around and still in its signature red wax, and i think those cheese squares are now triangles but they still have foil on them, and i remember eating icecream with the little wooden spoon :). I work for a supermarket and i still see those things on the shelves and at checkouts

          • Mephron
            Mephron
            February 23, 2018 at 5:02 pm | #

            They seem to have upgraded the laughing cow cheese from cubes to wedges. It’s OK, I can still gorge on them.

        • N0083rp00F
          N0083rp00F
          February 23, 2018 at 12:48 pm | #

          No actual cheese was harmed/used in the manufacture of such products.

          • autogatos
            autogatos
            February 23, 2018 at 2:28 pm | #

            Tbh pretty much. I’m allergic to casein and there is little enough real cheese product in that stuff that I can tolerate a bit without setting off a bad wheezing attack.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            February 23, 2018 at 4:29 pm | #

            “No, we make our snacks with real cheese. See, it’s right there!” The cheese vat operator says, pointing at the string cheese mozzarella stick in his nearby lunch bag.

    • autogatos
      autogatos
      February 23, 2018 at 3:27 am | #

      I can’t really judge joyce here because I totally do this with the goo/seeds inside a tomato. I specifically buy romas because they have LESS and then i blot out the goo on a paper towel before placing the tomato slices on my sandwich or burger, because the goo is gross, sorry.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        February 23, 2018 at 6:02 am | #

        My own experience is counter to tomato goodness: When it’s tomato season and you get a good slab of a beefsteak tomato on a sandwich, that’s when it’s sloppiest, but you get the most tomato taste.

        Now, in February, with the thin slices of out-of-season stuff, is when you’re least likely to get the runover of the “goo”.

        (I’m suddenly craving a plain hamburger with mayo and a thick slice of August tomato on toothy bread.)

        • autogatos
          autogatos
          February 23, 2018 at 2:27 pm | #

          I also slice my tomatoes almost paper thin. >.> I spent most of my youth hating tomatoes and only started to enjoy them for their flavor a few years ago, so I guess I still have some weird tomato aversions.

          I will admit that despite my texture squick, a fresh-picked homegrown heirloom cherry tomato is way more flavorful than my thinly-sliced store-bought romas, if I can choke down the goo. I can’t handle storebought cherry tomatoes though. The flavor has to be pretty impressive for me to tolerate the texture.

  7. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    February 23, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    …. okay, did she FORGET to give a spoon and was standing by because she remembered after the fact, or did she “forget” to provide a spoon?

    • Shiro
      Shiro
      February 23, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Probably the latter

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        February 23, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

        That definitely seems to be the implication.

    • ProfessorDetective
      ProfessorDetective
      February 23, 2018 at 12:59 am | #

      ‘Forgot’ to.

  8. Kris
    Kris
    February 23, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Dorothy’s official character assassination.

    • nothri
      nothri
      February 23, 2018 at 7:42 am | #

      Cost her the presidency. The spoon lobby is a little known but surprisingly powerful for in Washington, DC.

  9. Shiro
    Shiro
    February 23, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Pickle and…pudding? Sounds like pregnancy cravings to me. Joyce…?

    • Tenzhi
      Tenzhi
      February 23, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      Sugar and electrolytes. It’s like a Gatorade with substance.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 23, 2018 at 9:02 am | #

      You use the hollowed-out pickle to eat the pudding. Duh!

      • Lieutenant Dan
        Lieutenant Dan
        February 23, 2018 at 8:06 pm | #

        Someone clearly grew up with Infocom games! 😉

  10. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    February 23, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    That Dorothy sense is a weird power, still more useful than Billie intuition though.

  11. brionl
    brionl
    February 23, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    I used to like butterscotch pudding. But I must have OD’d or something, because now I can’t stand it. Bring on the chocolate pudding!!

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      February 23, 2018 at 12:48 am | #

      damnit. suddenly I’m craving butterscotch. but it’s bedtime.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 23, 2018 at 2:06 am | #

        Save it for breakfast!

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          February 24, 2018 at 12:49 am | #

          I actually went out in the snow to buy groceries today… and… completely forgot about this. >.<

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            February 24, 2018 at 9:42 pm | #

            Groceries during a snowstorm? Why? Are you mad?!

            You’re supposed to stock up on bread and milk before the storm starts!

            • Inahc
              Inahc
              February 25, 2018 at 8:26 pm | #

              Snow, not snowstorm – we don’t get real weather here 😉 and I went to the shop a block away instead of my original plan.
              Maybe I should check the weather forecast once in a while, though. 🙂

    • autogatos
      autogatos
      February 23, 2018 at 3:32 am | #

      Mmmm chocolate is the best! I miss pudding so much. I developed a dairy allergy a few years ago and I have yet to find a decent dairy-free chocolate pudding substitue. 😐

      • Blanche Quizno
        Blanche Quizno
        February 23, 2018 at 7:51 am | #

        Hey, there’s a vegan chocolate mousse recipe that’s made with AVOCADOS that might just work for you: https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/chocolate-avocado-mousse-recipe-2110024 Easy to make, tastes like real chocolate mousse, just plan on making the amount you will eat within 48 hrs or so.

        • Brainstorm
          Brainstorm
          February 23, 2018 at 12:17 pm | #

          Bless you, kind internet stranger.

        • autogatos
          autogatos
          February 23, 2018 at 2:23 pm | #

          Ooo thank you for this!

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        February 24, 2018 at 12:50 am | #

        some flavours of dessert tofu are pretty good (it’s one of the few things here that comes in taro flavour). I don’t know if there’s a chocolate flavour, though.

    • Lieutenant Dan
      Lieutenant Dan
      February 23, 2018 at 8:08 pm | #

      Butterscotch pudding is so underrated. I mean, seriously, f*** chocolate.

  12. Nono
    Nono
    February 23, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    And now we see what Dorothy and Walky have in common.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      February 23, 2018 at 4:49 am | #

      She may be on a break from Walky, but she can never be free of Walky.

    • adjudicus
      adjudicus
      February 23, 2018 at 7:21 am | #

      YEEESSS! EAT THE PUDDING, ABSORB IT’S POWER

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      February 23, 2018 at 8:44 am | #

      You can get a Dorothy out of Walky but you can’t get Walky out of Dorothy.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        February 23, 2018 at 6:16 pm | #

        Good thing they use condoms

  13. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    February 23, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    Nice try Joyce.

  14. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 23, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    Ah, yes, she ‘forgot’ a spoon. Oh, Joy e.

  15. Rukdug
    Rukdug
    February 23, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

    So…exactly how long has Dorothy been at that desk? Because she really is going to need to take a break, if for no other reason than doing nothing but college work for hours is going to drain what’s left of her energy and make her burn out even faster. And she will burn out. Everyone does. It’s a part of being human. There’s also the fact that while the quantity of work she can do this way is high, the quality is going to suffer.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 23, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

      She’ll also need to piss.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        February 23, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

        I personally don’t count eating/sleeping/bathroom as a break. You have to do those things to live. If you’re only doing the things you need to live besides school work, you’re not really taking care of yourself.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          February 23, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

          Oh, it’s not really a break– other than in the most technical sense–I was moreso referring to “how long has Dorothy been at that desk.” Eating and sleeping can both be done there. Technically the third thing can too, but I don’t think Dorothy’s quite there yet.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            February 23, 2018 at 1:01 am | #

            Fair enough.

          • Chronos
            Chronos
            February 23, 2018 at 5:06 am | #

            Wait until she breaks out the catheter…

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        February 23, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

        Sure, but there’s a garbage can right by her desk, so she’s all set

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        February 23, 2018 at 1:11 pm | #

        She does online work on her phone while she’s taking a piss. (Definitely not talking for experience. >_> )

        • Beef
          Beef
          February 23, 2018 at 9:40 pm | #

          That’s brave. There’s like a 50% chance blackboard will go out of its way to fuck with me if I use my phone to access it

    • StClair
      StClair
      February 23, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

      not future Presidents who are going to get into Yale, no matter what it

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        February 23, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

        That is indeed one possible outcome of her powering through like this — she gets everything done around 5:00 AM, conks out, wakes up mid-day after the deadline to turn things in has passed.

        Not that I know anything about this from personal experience. *whistles innocently*

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 23, 2018 at 5:36 pm | #

          We’ve seen how many strips of Dorothy’s marathon? Obviously nothing bad can come of this.

  16. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    February 23, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

    Pickles ‘n pudding, mah favert

  17. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    February 23, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

    Joyce, that’s not the type spoon you want to give to Dorothy!

    • Alex Boston
      Alex Boston
      February 23, 2018 at 12:51 am | #

      You have the right avatar for that comment, too!

    • motorfirebox
      motorfirebox
      February 23, 2018 at 7:56 am | #

      …Just got that. Nice.

  18. vlademir1
    vlademir1
    February 23, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

    So I’m only mostly managing to fight the urges to make a joke about either Joyce wanting to spoon Dorothy or about Dorothy slurping down her pudding and generally feeling bad for my failings…

    • stoodmuffin
      stoodmuffin
      February 23, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

      Points well made

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      February 23, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

      Since I already made the joke about Joyce wanting to spoon Dorothy, you can make the other one.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 23, 2018 at 5:34 pm | #

        I understand that joke, it’s the other one I don’t get. How is Dorothy slurping down pudding a joke? Unless Mike is secretly filming it to save until she runs for office.

    • doubleW
      doubleW
      February 23, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

      Beat me to it

  19. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    February 23, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

    So how long before Dot starts hissing at daylight?

    • Rukdug
      Rukdug
      February 23, 2018 at 1:15 am | #

      Five hours.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 23, 2018 at 5:31 pm | #

        So, next week or so then.

  20. Nightsbridge
    Nightsbridge
    February 23, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

    Dorothy is me

  21. Stu
    Stu
    February 23, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

    Joyce completely underestimated what someone who’s forgotten to eat will resort to to minimize all delays between food and their stomach.

  22. Sporky
    Sporky
    February 23, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

    I can’t decide who has grosser eating habits in this strip

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 23, 2018 at 9:04 am | #

      The college students. All of them. It’s a tie.

  23. Ainara
    Ainara
    February 23, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

    I do love the fact that Joyce brought not a single spoon, but rather a whole box.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 23, 2018 at 3:10 am | #

      Maybe she was hoping she’d be allowed to share?

  24. Lingo
    Lingo
    February 23, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

    Joyce must be STOPPED! Before she mutilates another poor pickle.

  25. Seen2much
    Seen2much
    February 23, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

    At last, it is revealed! Dorothy is secretly a pudding cup vampire! Stalking the night in search of chocolate, vanilla, and banana goodness, to drain the soul from those poor innocent cups.

    • Doribi
      Doribi
      February 23, 2018 at 1:20 am | #

      What about the greatness that is Tapioca?

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        February 23, 2018 at 5:17 am | #

        What IS tapioca anyway?

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          February 23, 2018 at 6:17 am | #

          Tapioca is little granules of starch obtained from cassava roots.

          What is pudding? Or at least, what do these characters mean by “pudding”? What I call “pudding” is essentially the same as fruit cake, except cooked by steaming or boiling in a cloth rather than baking.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 23, 2018 at 7:33 am | #

            Likely you’d call it a custard?

            • Agemegos
              Agemegos
              February 23, 2018 at 7:28 pm | #

              Wikipedia tells me that North American English “pudding” is a blanket term for Other English “baked custard”, “blancmange”, and “jelly”.

              • Emperor Norton II
                Emperor Norton II
                February 23, 2018 at 11:46 pm | #

                How does the joke go again? That the Brits and Americans are separated by nothing but a common language?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      February 23, 2018 at 8:21 am | #

      Puddinghead had better watch out!

  26. Woof
    Woof
    February 23, 2018 at 1:45 am | #

    I’m starting to feel a little concerned for Dorothy’s well-being.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 23, 2018 at 2:05 am | #

      Yeah, there is a total collapse on the horizon. I’d hate to imagine what kind of borderline-crazy mess that ‘extra credit assignment’ she completed yesterday might be!

  27. ninjazaku
    ninjazaku
    February 23, 2018 at 2:00 am | #

    Joyce, that’s not how you make people leave their rooms.

  28. BenRG
    BenRG
    February 23, 2018 at 2:04 am | #

    It was a good idea in theory, Joyce. However, I think you underestimated just how messed up Dorothy’s brain is right now!

  29. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 23, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

    Crafty Joyce, devising a scheme to make Dorothy leave her room. I wonder what next step would have been “Oh-no-did-I-forget-spoons-how-lucky-here-are-some-while-you-are-already-here-there-is-time-for-some-CUDDLES!!!”

    • Nobody
      Nobody
      February 23, 2018 at 2:25 am | #

      Yes, except said so fast it becomes one poorly enunciated word

      • Beef
        Beef
        February 23, 2018 at 9:43 pm | #

        OndfsplswacUDDLES

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 23, 2018 at 3:08 am | #

      The problem? Dorothy is so close to bottoming out that I really don’t know if she’d be able to recognise Joyce or work out what is going on!

  30. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    February 23, 2018 at 2:25 am | #

    Pooding Spoons, the real test of whos Human.

    You Peel off the foil top, Fold it half, bend it to a scoop, and you have an instant Pudding spoon.

    Man , Dorothy.
    you cant just slurp the pooding out like a damn Pudding Savage. Generations of Anthropologists have staked their careers on defining humankind by the ability to use tools.
    Are you calling the Leaky a liar?

    Now that know even Octopuses and crows crows could do that, if you cant make a puddingspoon given the materials, that makes you less human than an Octopus: Homo. Ocotopod-Inferior Vulgaris.

    • Swissaboo
      Swissaboo
      February 23, 2018 at 4:07 am | #

      Ah, but the pudding cup is ITSELF a tool.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      February 23, 2018 at 4:17 am | #

      I’m not too proud to use my hands if I have to. 😛

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 23, 2018 at 5:29 pm | #

      The proof is in the pudding.

  31. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    February 23, 2018 at 4:20 am | #

    If anyone else scraped seeds our of a dill pickle and wrapped em separately I’d worry for them. Knowing Joyce I just think it’s cute.

    And I’m very curious.to know what she’d do to a bacon cheeseburger with pickles.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 23, 2018 at 6:32 am | #

      Separate the parts out and eat them separately. Or possibly blend them together into a homogeneous mush.

    • Betty Anne
      Betty Anne
      February 23, 2018 at 1:13 pm | #

      She doesn’t order foods that are touching each other like that – it was mentioned in earlier strips. The closest she gets is chicken fingers/child chicken strips.

  32. C.
    C.
    February 23, 2018 at 4:28 am | #

    At least she’s eating.

  33. Judas Peckerwood
    Judas Peckerwood
    February 23, 2018 at 4:35 am | #

    oh my

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 23, 2018 at 6:31 am | #

      JOYCE: “Gosh! Look what she’s doing with her tongue!”

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        February 23, 2018 at 6:20 pm | #

        Ha.

  34. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    February 23, 2018 at 4:51 am | #

    Dorothy, no! All that cram work has you regressing!

  35. Chronos
    Chronos
    February 23, 2018 at 5:03 am | #

    There needs to be an alternate last panel showing Dorothy dunking the pickle into the pudding.

  36. Dariu55
    Dariu55
    February 23, 2018 at 5:34 am | #

    Joke’s on her, I never really need a spoon. I have…. several methods. None of them should be seen in public, I make a damn mess.

  37. JBento
    JBento
    February 23, 2018 at 6:41 am | #

    Nice try, Joyce, nice try.

  38. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    February 23, 2018 at 7:53 am | #

    I look forward to Joyce hitting some sort of block in her road of academic success such as “professors who care about idealogy more than work” or “things she’s just not good at period.” She can still be President and I hope she is but studying and working hard = success is something college inevitably smacks out of you.

    • Sol Karas
      Sol Karas
      February 23, 2018 at 10:43 am | #

      I’m assuming you meant Dorothy there, or did I miss when Joyce had aspirations for president? 😛

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        February 23, 2018 at 1:25 pm | #

        Nope. Typo. WOOOOE! WOOOEE! I am ruined!

        • Sol Karas
          Sol Karas
          February 23, 2018 at 2:27 pm | #

          There’s room in my trash bin if you want company 😀

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          February 23, 2018 at 8:05 pm | #

          Up to Garbage Roof with you!

  39. hof1991
    hof1991
    February 23, 2018 at 8:33 am | #

    Was Joyce in charge of providing meals for Puerto Rico? Pickles as an entre?

  40. Eric
    Eric
    February 23, 2018 at 8:57 am | #

    I laughed really hard at the last panel. So true!

  41. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    February 23, 2018 at 8:57 am | #

    Dorothy… You can fold the lid into a spoon shaped tool….

    But I also do this.

  42. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    February 23, 2018 at 8:58 am | #

    *later, Joyce is digging through Dotty’s trash (YES JOYCE IS THAT OBSESSIVE), finds pudding cup*
    Aha! Wait, it’s empty! Completely clean! How did she –
    *imagines Dotty licking the cup clean with her long, limber tongue*
    *blushes guiltily*

  43. Liliet
    Liliet
    February 23, 2018 at 9:07 am | #

    <3333333333

  44. Stellar
    Stellar
    February 23, 2018 at 11:08 am | #

    Wait, you can use a spoon?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 23, 2018 at 12:31 pm | #

      That’s the ++ skill version.

  45. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    February 23, 2018 at 1:39 pm | #

    Waiting for my Man …

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C18lkTJWmUA

  46. Clif
    Clif
    February 23, 2018 at 5:38 pm | #

    Wait for it. (Just in case this is an instance of Chekhov’s pickle.)

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