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by David M Willis on May 19, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Faz Is Great
└ Tags: blaine, faz, yuri

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    May 19, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    oh shit, does she have Voldemort living in the back of her head

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      May 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Man, if Quirrell had long hair, Voldemort would have been in for a rough time. He’d be constantly choking, and everything he said would have been muffled.

      Incidentally, one of my favorite things ever was reading that book for a second time and noticing that there’s a scene where Fred and George enchanted snowballs to throw themselves at the back of Quirrell’s head. They were hitting Voldemort in the face! True heroes of the series!

    • Emily
      Emily
      May 19, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

      Even worse, she has Blaine in the back of her head

      • Agent Kale Duped Ya
        Agent Kale Duped Ya
        May 19, 2018 at 4:04 am | #

        …and in the back of her throat?

        (Sorry. I’ll get my coat)

        • Side One
          Side One
          May 19, 2018 at 5:43 am | #

          I’ll hold the door for you… for making that joke before I could!

      • znk
        znk
        May 19, 2018 at 4:05 am | #

        i briefly misread that as “Bane”. this is worse, though.

  2. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    May 19, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    Oh. Okay then.

  3. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    May 19, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Faz is about to get humanized some more.

    • Madock345
      Madock345
      May 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      I think Humanized is a very gentle word for what’s about to happen here

      • Jess
        Jess
        May 19, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

        Yikes, well said. :/

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      May 19, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

      He seems very punchable when you first meet him, but a reminder that Blaine had an influence on his upbringing makes him seem remarkably well-adjusted and I just wanna get him, like, some kind of deprogramming treatment to learn how to be less creepy.

      • threePwny
        threePwny
        May 19, 2018 at 11:46 pm | #

        If by “well-adjusted” you mean “surprisingly not as sociopathic as one would generally be led to expect”, sure

        • MatthewTheLucky
          MatthewTheLucky
          May 20, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

          Was that not obvious?

        • Mollyscribbles
          Mollyscribbles
          May 20, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

          What I was aiming for, yeah. I love Amber, but Blaine’s parenting has not left her psychologically stable.

          • Schol-R-LEA
            Schol-R-LEA
            May 20, 2018 at 8:02 pm | #

            Not stable is putting it mildly. Blaine compares unfavorably to Gendo Ikari, FFS.

    • Creativerealms
      Creativerealms
      May 19, 2018 at 4:48 pm | #

      At the sake of Yumi losing some.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        May 19, 2018 at 5:31 pm | #

        wait what

  4. Madock345
    Madock345
    May 19, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh god the Creepy/Evil vibes just went through the roof

  5. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    May 19, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh, it’s all Amber’s fault, is it. Welp, she seemed nice the first time. Now, not so much.

  6. Ragnarok
    Ragnarok
    May 19, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    WTF…how is that even…
    Okay, seriously, what. Someone explain exactly how the stepmom is liable for Amber’s college costs…unless it’s actually Blaine who’s liable and the stepmom here is just blaming Amber?

    • Durandal_1707
      Durandal_1707
      May 19, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      It’s actually Blaine who’s liable and the stepmom here is just blaming Amber.

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      May 19, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      As Blaine’s wife she feels that she should have a say in how his income is distributed and resents the portion that goes toward court-mandated tuition.

      That or Blaine has misinformed her as to what percentage of his income is going toward his daughter’s tuition and uses that to justify not having enough to save a penny toward Faz’s theoretical college fund.

      • Purblebirb
        Purblebirb
        May 19, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

        Knowing Blaine its probably the second thing

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        May 19, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

        … that last bit is disturbingly possible. Maaaaaan, fuck Blaine.

      • CK
        CK
        May 19, 2018 at 12:46 am | #

        I was wondering if she was saying that mostly for Blaine’s benefit, seeing as he’s in the car. It wouldn’t surprise me if she either buys into his twisted views (Stockholm Syndrome maybe?) or will say she does to keep him from turning on her as much as possible. Given how abusive he’s been shown to be, either one seems plausible without her actually being that horrible herself.

        Though of course, horrible is as horrible does and in this case she definitely doesn’t look good.

        • Coma
          Coma
          May 19, 2018 at 4:55 am | #

          Just a minor thing for clarification, I think you meant Faz, not Blaine?

          I think she might just be horrible in the sense of being against Amber – mostly because she probably never heard anything good about Amber and her mother from Blaine, didn’t have anything to do with the both of them, so it’d be pretty easy for her to put all kind of faults onto Amber’s existence (like, having no money – which I doubt is the case, but maybe we’ll get to see a bit more of Faz’s life at home).

          • Coma
            Coma
            May 19, 2018 at 5:00 am | #

            NEVERMIND, I just realised (also by seeing other comments) that Blaine’s in the tags, don’t know how I could’ve so obviously misread this! (I should pay more attention, before I write something)

            • Felix
              Felix
              May 19, 2018 at 5:08 am | #

              Yep, the last panels speech bubble is coming from the back of the car.

      • Fomalhaut88
        Fomalhaut88
        May 19, 2018 at 8:28 pm | #

        She could just be a shitty person.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      May 19, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Blaine’s first appearance included the ‘I pay your tuition, I paid for that laptop*’ bit, so yeah, totally his fault and her blaming Amber for existing/the courts for demanding Blaine financially support her. * (Which Amber got used and refurbished, probably to minimize how much she owed him and did I mention Blaine is the Worst? Augh)

    • Miri
      Miri
      May 19, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      “This family” = Yuri, Faz and Blaine. Blaine is responsible for paying for Amber therefore the three of them as a family unit have less disposable income.

      Although if Blaine isn’t Faz’s dad, there is presumably somebody else out there who may be considered liable for *his* college expenses?

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        May 19, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

        Unlikely, since Yuri says they won’t be able to afford to pay for him to go to school due to the financial strain of paying for Amber’s.

        • Conuly
          Conuly
          May 19, 2018 at 12:36 am | #

          Yeeeeeeah, but given the incredibly poor judgment shown by bashing Faz’s stepsister immediately after he came from a visit with her – and it’s hardly Amber’s fault that the child support settlement came down this way! – I’m going to say we need to see their financials before we assume she isn’t exaggerating well out of proportion.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            May 19, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

            It’s possible, but regardless, it seems like Fazdad isn’t around.

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        May 19, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

        Perhaps the Fazfather is no longer alive. Or wasn’t alive in the first place.

        • Kit M. Harding
          Kit M. Harding
          May 19, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

          Faz told Amber that his father doesn’t care what he does. That implies his father is still alive and either an extremely permissive parent or absent entirely.

          • Mr D
            Mr D
            May 19, 2018 at 12:43 am | #

            Or is blaine.

            • Victor Riley
              Victor Riley
              May 19, 2018 at 1:21 am | #

              I don’t think so… Amber makes a point to say, “Not your Dad, MY Dad, your step-dad”. So, there is at least another man out there that is thought to be Faz’s biological father. (Even with Amber questioning that Blaine really is that, anyway… which just makes everything muddier if it’s true)

              http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/stepdad/

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                May 19, 2018 at 9:02 am | #

                That exchange makes a lot of sense if there is no Faz Father in the picture. Faz is talking about Blaine. Amber wants to believe he’s talking about his hypothetical absent real father – who obviously doesn’t care, since he’s completely out of the picture. Faz doesn’t correct her, because she’s not supposed to know.

                • Jason
                  Jason
                  May 19, 2018 at 9:26 am | #

                  99% sure Blaine isn’t Faz’s biological father (iirc DW confirmed Blaine only has one biological child), and I’m maybe 80% sure that he was referring to Blaine anyway. It doesn’t seem that unlikely to me that a child would call their stepfather “father” occasionally- and it sounds like he’s been around in their family for a long time, although there’s nothing concrete there.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  May 19, 2018 at 11:10 am | #

                  I was relying on that earlier too, but Willis said a bit earlier in this chapter that he’d forgotten about the earlier tumblr comment. Given that, all the hints seem to be leading up to something.

          • BigDogLittleCat
            BigDogLittleCat
            May 19, 2018 at 2:20 am | #

            I don’t think so. He says “Father” as if he’s both theirs and she corrects him to father and stepfather.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        May 19, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

        You’re assuming her ex is financially solvent.

        And not dissolved in a vat of acid, given their mob connections.

    • Bladeglory
      Bladeglory
      May 19, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      Pretty sure you’ve got it. I think Yuri’s only responsible in-so-far as she made the (awful, terrible, horrible) decision to marry Blaine, and therefore he can’t contribute as much to the family coffers as he would otherwise.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      May 19, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

      Presumably, Yuri knows about scholarships. If she is choosing not to share that information with Faz, that would speak poorly of her.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        May 19, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

        Maybe in their case scholarships are unlikely, for whatever reason?

        • Conuly
          Conuly
          May 19, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

          Then financial aid. There is some option to cover his tuition somewhere.

          • LookingIn
            LookingIn
            May 19, 2018 at 12:46 am | #

            Grants, work study, no-interest loans. Despite popular misinformation, college isn’t as expensive as claimed especially for a state school.

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            May 19, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

            I’m placing my bet on, ‘that requires reporting your LEGAL income and they don’t want that scrutinized too closely’. Until proven otherwise, I’m taking Richard’s mob line as fact.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            May 19, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

            I’m only responding to the scholarship route. It’s hard to say without knowing the financials and likelihoods of the whole thing.

            • Marsh Maryrose
              Marsh Maryrose
              May 19, 2018 at 1:35 am | #

              My word choice was poor.

              I haven’t had to personally deal with college financing in decades, but my understanding is that college financing nowadays is a mishmosh of financial aid, scholarships, grants, student loans, etcetera etcetera.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                May 19, 2018 at 1:38 am | #

                Very true and debt plus availability is an issue.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            May 19, 2018 at 8:08 am | #

            “Financial aid”, “student loans”, po-tay-to po-tah-to.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          May 19, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

          Off the top of my head, two things that could make getting scholarships difficult:

          1) Faz and/or Yuri being undocumented
          2) Blaine’s mob connections making it risky for him to disclose income and/or employment

          But Blaine appears to be legally married to Yuri, which would rule out 1. And presumably the courts already have enough of his financial record to compel him to pay Amber’s tuition, which would rule out 2.

          Paying for college in the US has become a Kafkaesque exercise, and, for most people, putting together a financial package starts at difficult, and can wind up at impossible.

          But Yuri seems to be putting a kibosh on the whole idea from the start, and that’s just not right.

    • missilentmurmur
      missilentmurmur
      May 19, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

      I think it’s more like Blaine bullies her into paying Amber’s tuition, while parading as paying it himself. We don’t know how abusive Blaine is in this family, so I’m going with very.

  7. Cheshrin
    Cheshrin
    May 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    ….Whyyyyyyy is Blaine in the tags? D:

    • Cheshrin
      Cheshrin
      May 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      OH SJHIT THAT’S BLAINE TALKING IN THE LAST PANEL

      HE WAS IN THE CAR THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS THIS CLOSE TO AMBER

      Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

      • Ivy
        Ivy
        May 19, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

        Yeah but I mean they’re leaving now, nothing happened

        • Minim
          Minim
          May 19, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

          …yet…

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        May 19, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

        Fat man exposition…

        Erk erk erk erk erk erk erk erk

        Chocolate sauce down the drain.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        May 19, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

        Oh shoot. I didn’t catch that. Well crap.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        May 19, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

        I actually missed it before the comments and can only express my dismay in emoticon: D: At least it means tomorrow when we see him it won’t be as nasty a surprise? Just leaving our horror for whatever he says. I reiterate: D:

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      May 19, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

      Oh shit I just realized Blaine is in the tags. I thought it was Yuri talking in the last panel until now too.

      • BigDogLittleCat
        BigDogLittleCat
        May 19, 2018 at 2:24 am | #

        Me too! I was examining the panels trying to find him and was about to post “where?!?” when i saw the speech wasn’t coming from her.

        Look at the tags? No, I never think to do that. Why do you ask? *derp*

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      May 19, 2018 at 2:18 am | #

      He finally got out of the hospital after the beatdown/curbstomping he got from Amber/AmaziGirl, and Faz escaped while Yuri was helping with the paperwork.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 19, 2018 at 8:12 am | #

        That was during The Only Dope for Me is You, which was September 19. Today’s October 12.

        She beat the stuffing out of him if he was in the hospital for a month. Maybe an outpatient care return visit?

  8. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    May 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    And I just realized that other speech bubble came from the back seat.

    Blaine… it has to be Blaine.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      May 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Oh crap.

  9. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    May 19, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Ah, so that’s Yuri’s damage. I was wondering why Faz would still prefer Amber’s company over Yuri, but well, there you go.

    Also, those tags… oh dear.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      May 19, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

      I always assumed that Yuri had some serious issues, just on the basis that she married Blaine. I’ve just been waiting to see exactly what those issues are.

  10. butts
    butts
    May 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    wuh oh

    worst dad incoming

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      May 19, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      2nd worse. Of the two dads who have kidnapped children in this comic, this is the one who DIDN’T brandish a rifle while doing so.

      …Man, it’s so fucked up that that’s the bar to clear, huh?

      • TemporalShrew
        TemporalShrew
        May 19, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

        I have faith in Blaine’s ability to somehow one-up even *that* by the time he’s through.

      • Emily
        Emily
        May 19, 2018 at 12:36 am | #

        Eh. Ross actually was trying to give a shit about his daughter. Obviously he was completely in the wrong with trying to haul her off to conversion camp or whatever, but I could see a redemption arc for him happening one day if he pulled his head out of his ass – Becky is totally the type to forgive him if he acknowledged what he did. I say that as a queer kid myself who’s parents talked about hauling me off to those camps as well – our relationship is still kinda tense, but it’s also healed up a great deal the last few years.

        Blaine is an abusive jerk who (god I desperately hope I’m wrong about this) looks like he’s about to rape his stepson, which may somehow not even be the most fucked up shit he’s ever done? The only redemption he gets is from swallowing a shotgun.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 19, 2018 at 9:14 am | #

          Ross was trying to correct his wayward property. That’s not exactly the same as “trying to give a shit about her”.

          In that sense, Blaine also gives a shit about Amber – he’s trying to mold her into some image of his own.

          And I really doubt he’s going to rape Faz. Didn’t even consider it until you said that.

        • Arioch
          Arioch
          May 19, 2018 at 9:20 am | #

          Judging by the look on Faz’s face I think you are wrong. I think that there is a generally fucked up thing happening here though that judging by Yuri’s and Faz’s faces is almost as bad. I think Faz is about to get to drive the car because Yuri is going to be told to get in the back seat. I think this happens a lot. I think Blaine treats Yuri like his personal whore instead of like his wife. I think that Faz is… well… I think he compartmentalizes and doesn’t think about the fact that if he sees anything in the rear view mirror that it is his mom and step dad. I think that he’s a lot more messed up than anyone realizes and this is why Amber is on Garbage Roof. 🙁

        • Jason
          Jason
          May 19, 2018 at 9:34 am | #

          Could we maybe not try to put a measuring system on abuse?
          What we CAN say is that Becky came out of hers far more emotionally balanced and able to move forwards. But abuse is abuse. If you put numbers on it, if you rank it, you’re inherently saying that some type of abuse is “not that bad” compared to another type of abuse, and that’s not okay to me. The thing that matters is how a person experienced it, and how they move forwards with it.
          (And I’m saying this as a person who was abused throughout childhood but felt unable to acknowledge it because hey, I wasn’t being beaten, so clearly it “wasn’t that bad”.)

        • Pat
          Pat
          May 20, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

          He was doing the opposite of that.

      • Dragonfire
        Dragonfire
        May 19, 2018 at 2:18 pm | #

        They are both terrible people. We don’t have to rank them.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      May 19, 2018 at 12:42 am | #

      I’m not sure if Blaine is worse than Toedad, both are pretty awful.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        May 19, 2018 at 1:22 am | #

        It’s awfully hard to make a measurement when the meter goes to 100%, and both ToeDad, Blaine and “Sir” are awfully close to that line on the shit-o-meter.

        In my book, ToeDad is still in the lead for the gun-thing (and that was even before we learnt about Bonnie), but Blaine is working REAL hard to catch up.

        • 3oranges
          3oranges
          May 19, 2018 at 1:42 am | #

          ToeDad made a strong play with the gun attack, but it went with an early retirement from the competition, since Becky never has to see him again and is now free to be a Lesbian and become a scientist. Blaine still has a chance to lose more points, and Sir is definitely working on it.

        • the final pam
          the final pam
          May 19, 2018 at 1:56 am | #

          Personally, I don’t think there should really be a comparison? They’re all really awful. Sure, Blaine never pulled a gun on his daughter (that we know of), but he still has years of physical and emotional abuse that he heaped onto his wife and daughter, and very well onto his second wife and son.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            May 19, 2018 at 2:04 am | #

            They are certainly all three well above the more interesting lines like “acceptably awful”, “redeemable awful” or “not awful enough to warrant shipping them all to some remote island where they can be awful together rather than inflict it on their children, seriously what’s wrong with them.”

            • Chronos
              Chronos
              May 19, 2018 at 9:49 am | #

              So… Price is Right rules… highest without going over…

              Whose parent is the most awful without warranting shipping off to some remote island?

              Immediate thoughts come to mind are Joe’s dad, Joyce’s mom, and Ethan’s parents, but there are others I’m not thinking of off the top of my head.

              • Bagge
                Bagge
                May 19, 2018 at 11:17 am | #

                I have a strong feeling both Danny’s and Ethan’s parents will turn out to be worse than we have seen so far, as soon as we get to know them better.

          • Jason
            Jason
            May 19, 2018 at 9:39 am | #

            Thank you, 100% agree. You can’t say one type of abuse is “worse” than another- one person might be largely unaffected by verbal abuse, whereas another might be able to shrug off violent abuse, but they might be completely devastated in the other situation. Yes, some types of abuse are more likely to leave permanent psychological scarring, but to say one person’s experience with abuse is inherently “worse” is diminishing the validity of the experience being compared to.

  11. A4lbi
    A4lbi
    May 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Oh.

  12. Angel
    Angel
    May 19, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    OH FUCK.

  13. Wright
    Wright
    May 19, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    What? A parent, acting antagonistic toward our beloved main characters? I totally did not expect that sudden twist.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      May 19, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

      You usually expect that from the dads, when the mom turns heel it’s a rare occasion.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        May 19, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

        Carol, Linda, Naomi, and Sharon may all want to weigh in on that.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          May 19, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

          … Is it sad that my first thought is ‘Wait, who’s Sharon’?

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            May 19, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

            Oh right, that’s why I don’t remember Sharon! I think of the Wilcox parents as a single, terrible unit.

          • Dark
            Dark
            May 19, 2018 at 1:56 am | #

            Nope.

            Mostly because my first thought was “Who are any of them?”

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              May 19, 2018 at 2:10 am | #

              Carol = Joyce’s mom

              Linda = Sal and Walky’s mom

              Naomi = Ethan’s mom

              Sharon = Danny’s mom.

              I mean granted, in the last three, their husbands are no prizes either but still..

              • Jason
                Jason
                May 19, 2018 at 9:43 am | #

                I would say that for the top three, the mothers are the primary instigators of feel-bad-territory. Definitely with Linda and Naomi, their respective husbands’ primary role was utterly failing to stop their awfulness.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  May 19, 2018 at 11:12 am | #

                  Though Charles was the one who nailed Sal with the comment about her hair. OTOH, at least he talked to her.
                  Not much to choose from there, I guess.

                • Jason
                  Jason
                  May 19, 2018 at 12:41 pm | #

                  I feel like Charles’ comment was coming from a place of caring. Absolutely problematic, I agree- both the racial aspect (which I suspect he’s unaware of) and suggesting his daughter is less pretty as she is. But I felt it was a bungled, “how I remember you is how I like you” intent.
                  Agree or disagree, I think that he wasn’t outright cruel- and he did seem pleased to see her. And utterly, completely ignoring one of your children- who you haven’t seen for a long time- in order to fawn over the one you saw recently sends a very strong message, and a cruel one. To me- admitting that there’s personal feelings there- Linda feels way worse.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  May 19, 2018 at 12:44 pm | #

                  And yet, Charles is the one who actually insulted Sal to her face. Linda’s definitely the more blatant one, but Charles does more than not stop her.

                  Ditto for Saul actually. He’s the one who told Ethan that women were like beer and he’d feel gross at first but learn to like it. Like…..that sounds a lot like wannabe conversion therapy (Granted, Naomi’s not much better about that).

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  May 19, 2018 at 12:47 pm | #

                  That doesn’t even make sense. Sal’s hair was curly at the robbery. Most of the time he’d seen her, her hair was not relaxed. And while it’s possible, I sincerely doubt he’s ignorant to the implications of saying Sal’s hair looks better straight, since Sal seems to feel her hair is one of the things that make her parents prefer Walky (who ‘came out whiter’).

                  And saying ‘how I remember you is how I like you’ is still pretty shitty since that’s NOT how she looks anymore (and, again, never really did).

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  May 19, 2018 at 12:58 pm | #

                  And frankly, I’m lousy at social graces, but even without dealing with an estranged daughter or the complexities of black hair politics, I know better than to tell a girl with a new hairstyle I liked it better the old way.

                  Worst I’ll do is not comment.

              • abysswatcher1993
                abysswatcher1993
                May 19, 2018 at 5:21 pm | #

                Carol is a Trump supporter according to Willis additional art, Linda favors Walky over Sal and didn’t care about Sal’s friend being racially discriminated, Naomi wanted Ethan to rape Joyce (which Ethan didn’t approve), and Sharon and her husband treated Danny like garbage just because he was single. What a bunch of horrible mothers.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  May 19, 2018 at 5:40 pm | #

                  I don’t think Naomi actually wanted Ethan to rape Joyce. She just wanted them to fuck, in hopes he’d actually start to like it. Which is creepy and gross, but not quite that bad.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        May 19, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

        I don’t think the dads have a worse track record than the moms. Blaine and Ross are worse than their respective mothers, but… We don’t know Joe’s mom; while both Walkertons are bad, Charles is at least less actively bad than Linda; both Wilcoxen are bad; Sierra has two dads, both of whom are cool; Hank is way better than Carol – though even he has a ways to go, he’s shown improvement and potential to improve more; both Mike’s parents are fine (aside from producing Mike); Dorothy’s parents are annoying in a ‘they mean well’ way, but evenly so…

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          May 19, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

          Sierra has a mom and a dad, but otherwise generally agreed.

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            May 19, 2018 at 1:31 am | #

            Hmm…you’re right. I’m certain there was someone with two dads during family weekend, but I can’t figure out who I’m thinking of.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              May 19, 2018 at 1:40 am | #

              I don’t recall anybody but it’s been a while and I’ve been having trouble falling asleep the past few days (as in, taking a few hours).

              • Kamino Neko
                Kamino Neko
                May 19, 2018 at 3:22 am | #

                Yeah, looking back, I’m not seeing it… My memory is clearly faulty, here.

  14. kitty
    kitty
    May 19, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    damn you willis

  15. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    May 19, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    hopefully he’ll still look a little beat up from his last real appearance? *nervous sweat*

    • adjudicus
      adjudicus
      May 19, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      I mean, theres got to be a reason why his head is conveniently hidden behind Yuri’s

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        May 19, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

        Pretty sure he was barred from setting foot on IU campus. His hiding in the backseat was his way of getting around it.

  16. Annika
    Annika
    May 19, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Wait, why would the courts force anyone to pay someone else’s tuition? Is that a real thing?

    • butts
      butts
      May 19, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Blaine’s alimony, I suspect, a substantial portion of which would probably then be devoted to Amber’s tuition.

      • Annika
        Annika
        May 19, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

        Oh! Okay, that would make sense. Thanks, butts!

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      May 19, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      Us as in Blaine, who is Amber’s father, and basically has a judgement against him regarding what he did to her and her mother. He takes it out on, or of, Yuri.

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        May 19, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

        So far as we know, Blaine and Yuri are married and are definitely living together. His income will be garnished to cover alimony and child support payments. From Yuri’s perspective, since she likely has to partially cover his costs due to this, that money comes out of them both… this before any spin from Blaine is accounted for.

    • vlademir1
      vlademir1
      May 19, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

      Covering education expenses is part of child support proceedings and Blaine is likely required by court order to cover a portion of those expenses after grants, loans, etc until Amber is 21 so long as she stays in school. Under normal divorce proceedings an agreement between Blaine and Stacy would have had to have been reached via arbitration regarding amount of child support until 18 or finished with secondary school and any split on further education coverage until Amber is 21 (the latest legal enforcement on such things is required to end by in most states), but with what we know about his history with Stacy, Blaine was likely forced to just accept what the court drew up for them which would not be in his favor.
      On a related note, any alimony Blaine is required to pay Stacy (since butts broached that topic) will end once she remarries and is likely indeed being used to cover at least some of her part of Amber’s education expenses. That being the case, Stacy will likely not remarry until Amber reaches 21 in order to keep any such alimony coming in and thereby pressure on Blaine.

    • Conuly
      Conuly
      May 19, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

      Child support laws. For the parent with the greater income to pay the bulk of their child’s college tuition is not unreasonable.

      It’s 25k a year for residents… if she’s not eligible for any sort of financial aid at all. And if she’s not, then Blaine must be positively rolling in cash and has nothing to complain about.

    • CJ
      CJ
      May 19, 2018 at 1:57 am | #

      Yuri just sees all of Blaines income as her own.
      Considering that there’s a court order for Blaine to stay away from Amber, divorce was probably grated because he’s an abusive shit and therefore no mitigation of his financial responsibilities.

      • BigDogLittleCat
        BigDogLittleCat
        May 19, 2018 at 2:34 am | #

        And it’s extra bullshit because if she’s so concerned about her son’s education, why is she expecting it to be paid by a man not his father?

        Of course a decent stepfather would help as much as possible but it’s rich that she resents that Blaine is paying for *his* child because she wants his money for *hers.*

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 19, 2018 at 9:19 am | #

          Unless, as seems increasingly likely, Blaine is his father.
          In which case, Amber (and Stacy) have been draining money that rightfully should have been Faz’s and hers for 16 years now. In her mind at least.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            May 19, 2018 at 6:12 pm | #

            It’s also possible she doesn’t have a job (he may not let her) or that he’s the primary breadwinner.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              May 19, 2018 at 7:11 pm | #

              Precisely. What better way to keep her dependent on him, even while he was still married to Stacy.

  17. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    May 19, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Gentlemen…BEHOLD!

  18. AutobotDen
    AutobotDen
    May 19, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    Godsdamnit, Willis.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      May 19, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      For the record, it’s “Damn You, Willis”.

      • Aletheia
        Aletheia
        May 19, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

        I dunno, sometimes it seems necessary to call the gods’ own damnation down upon him for some of the stuff he pulls…. 😛

        (Teasing, teasing)

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        May 19, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

        Actually, the canon form, as established way back in the Nightstar forums is just: DAMN YOU WILLIS

        (no commas or other punctuation except maybe a period at the end. Definitely no exclamation point. I think the ALL CAPS part is so it was similar to the voice of “Death” in the Discworld books)

        • The Chosen One
          The Chosen One
          May 19, 2018 at 3:12 am | #

          Um, actually, Death speaks in sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘs, not ALL CAPS.
          The more you know
          ==========*

          • Inahc
            Inahc
            May 19, 2018 at 3:08 pm | #

            yeah. regular caps is just yelling.

            (and now to read the source to see how you did that…)

            • Inahc
              Inahc
              May 19, 2018 at 3:09 pm | #

              …oh, it’s a unicode thing, not a html thing. darn.

  19. TemporalShrew
    TemporalShrew
    May 19, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    Petition to delete Blaine from this comic and existence itself.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 19, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

      Amber tried. Didn’t stick.

      • Mike Crichton
        Mike Crichton
        May 19, 2018 at 2:54 am | #

        Yet.

      • Uniquitous
        Uniquitous
        May 19, 2018 at 9:35 am | #

        Amazigirl tried. If Amber does it, it WILL stick.

        • Jason
          Jason
          May 19, 2018 at 9:48 am | #

          It was Amber, not AG. Just for the record.
          (Which is why she denies it to Dorothy, to her, it WASN’T her.)

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          May 19, 2018 at 9:52 am | #

          Nope, it was Amber. Isn’t disassociation fun?

          (No)

  20. Bunk
    Bunk
    May 19, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    If DoA ever makes it to the “second year” I really want Faz and Howard to be roommates. I’m pretty sure they’d be in the same class, right?

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      May 19, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

      Why do you hate Howard so?

      • 3oranges
        3oranges
        May 19, 2018 at 1:58 am | #

        You don’t think they’d get along? They can hang out watching Game of Thrones and drawing pictures of themselves kissing the women.

    • Conuly
      Conuly
      May 19, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

      At this rate, we’ll all be dead of old age first.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 19, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

      Faz is 15.

      • Dark
        Dark
        May 19, 2018 at 2:06 am | #

        Pretty sure he’s almost 18.

        He said he’s a few weeks shy of the Age of Consent, which is 18.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          May 19, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

          No, it’s not. In Indiana, the age of consent is 16.

      • Melissa in Missouri
        Melissa in Missouri
        May 19, 2018 at 2:28 am | #

        I think Faz is 13 as he makes a comment in a strip that he is 2 weeks from age of consent in Indiana due to their “Romeo and Juliet Law” that he printed out and carries around. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/stepdad/

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          May 19, 2018 at 2:35 am | #

          Romeo and Juliet law and age of consent are two different things. Romeo and Juliet laws are for people below the age of consent. Faz is a few weeks off from the age of consent. Age of consent in Indiana is 16, so Faz is 15.

        • The Chosen One
          The Chosen One
          May 20, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

          Yeah, he said he was two weeks from the age of consent for the benefit of those listening who otherwise would be unable to take immediate advantage of the “Romeo and Juliet Law” that he printed out and carries around.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 19, 2018 at 8:24 am | #

      Assuming move-in day for both of them is August 29, DoA year + 2, that would put their move-in day about 689 days from now. On the 66.67 average, that’s 45,936 strips in the future, around February/March 2144.

      (That figure will change when the DoA:Realtime ratio gets recalculated at the end of this arc.)

      • Andrusi
        Andrusi
        May 19, 2018 at 12:29 pm | #

        Alternatively, there’s a timeskip and it happens next Wednesday.

  21. Archivist
    Archivist
    May 19, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    Faz’s long run as a character gives weight to another character with his smile not smiling even two strips into her tenure and without actually having Faz stop smiling, and I like that.

  22. Queen Anthai
    Queen Anthai
    May 19, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    FUCK YOU, BLAINE

  23. Derek
    Derek
    May 19, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    is it bad I still hold out hope Yuri is actually nice and she’s just being manipulated by the huge asshole that is Blaine?

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      May 19, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      No. She may have to say those things, because HE’s in the back.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        May 19, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

        Totally possible. Likely, we’ll just have to wait and see. Especially since she may have mob ties.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      May 19, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

      Yeah, I’m wondering if Yuri actually believes what she said, or if she’s just saying that because Blaine is there.

    • Zee
      Zee
      May 19, 2018 at 10:33 am | #

      To add, if- and I mean IF, faz is Blaine’s bio kid then that would mean Yuri has been under his thumb since she was a teen. Even if he has some real non Blaine dad out there, she still would have been fairly young when she met Blaine. Maybe early to mid 20s, as a single mom. It would have been easy for Blaine to manipulate her way of thinking

    • Fomalhaut88
      Fomalhaut88
      May 19, 2018 at 8:45 pm | #

      DEpends on why you’re hoping she’s nice. I mean, even before this we knew she had mob connections and that faz had run away from her. There’s not a lot of good reasons to assume she’s nice in spite of those.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 19, 2018 at 10:51 pm | #

        I don’t think we know she has mob connections – other than through Blaine, though it’s certainly possible.
        Otherwise, yeah.

  24. Derek
    Derek
    May 19, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

    oh crap, I didn’t even realize the last panel implies Blaine is in the car until I read the notes D: D:

  25. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    May 19, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

    the greatness of Faz is such that it cannot be diluted or dampened by the return of Blaine

  26. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    May 19, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

    Very spiteful towards someone whose life you can of fucked over, I can kind of see what Blaine see’s in her now.

    And on that note…Blaine 😡

  27. Miri
    Miri
    May 19, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

    On the plus side before realising that was Blaine, I was trying to work out if Yuri had a client of hers in the back or was pimping her underage son out…

    I really really REALLY hope that Blaine is not talking about being sucked dry in that context in a manner relating to Faz, or even in front of him… Squick ;/

    • Omymel
      Omymel
      May 19, 2018 at 7:53 am | #

      They mean sucked dry of money, because of Amber’s tuition.

  28. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    May 19, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

    Yep, the other shoe comes off for Yuri.

    But it figures Blaine is back. And up to no good because he can’t leave well enough alone after his hospital trip.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      May 19, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

      Are actually seeing it happen? Are we going to see him form a legion of doom or some type of sinister six with toe dad and Ryan against Amazi-girl after figuring out who she is?

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        May 19, 2018 at 12:47 am | #

        I’ve always wondered if this will happen. Willis did this already in his previous comics and I’m not sure if he’d like to repeat this again in a mostly grounded and realistic situation.

        But it’s up to him and in a setting where a caped vigilante fights crime, maybe a League of Evil (or some smaller panel) could formulate.

        • newllend(henryvolt)
          newllend(henryvolt)
          May 19, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

          Well maybe not a full-on super villain League. maybe just a ragtag team of assholes who want to get back at a specific person.

          • JessWitt
            JessWitt
            May 19, 2018 at 1:07 am | #

            Yep, that sounds doable. And Blaine’s mob connections, it could be a mobster team.

            • Some1
              Some1
              May 19, 2018 at 1:48 am | #

              Plot twist: The mob that Blaine is involved with is supplied in secret by Jason’s father.

              • JessWitt
                JessWitt
                May 19, 2018 at 7:25 am | #

                Hoo, wouldn’t that be something if that was true!

            • BigDogLittleCat
              BigDogLittleCat
              May 19, 2018 at 2:38 am | #

              What is the basis for saying Blaine is connected? You’re not the only one saying that and I don’t recall that in any strip. What did i miss?
              Thx

              • Miri
                Miri
                May 19, 2018 at 4:13 am | #

                Amber’s mum told Joe’s dad, and he told Joe on-panel: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/disengage/

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          May 19, 2018 at 1:38 am | #

          The League of Something!

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 19, 2018 at 8:28 am | #

        They’ll need a glowing orb on a pedestal.

  29. kitty
    kitty
    May 19, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

    anyway did they not see blaine because he’s like hiding under a blanket or in the trunk or something

  30. DeepThought42
    DeepThought42
    May 19, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

    This is going to get very uncomfortable I am kind of hoping it cuts away to Carla doing Carla things.

    • Viktoria
      Viktoria
      May 19, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

      I’d be happy with a flashback to, say, Mike. Perhaps cutting the brake lines on this car.

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        May 19, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

        Mike tends to want his victims to know they’ve been Miked, so cutting brake lines isn’t his style.

      • DeepThought42
        DeepThought42
        May 19, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

        Even a Mary cutaway would tolerable… Also in this continuity I know Faz is still creepy but he doesn’t deserve to be in a car crash.

        • Fire_daws
          Fire_daws
          May 19, 2018 at 8:33 am | #

          A car crash that destroys the rear half of the car would be a plus though.

  31. Beef
    Beef
    May 19, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    Well that’s a bummer, I guess years with Blaine does that to you. And on that note, I wonder why he’s sitting in the back. Still scared of Amber?

    • Aletheia
      Aletheia
      May 19, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

      He might be banned from the campus, which means he’s probably hiding so he can’t be detected. Remember, he had to sneak into Amber’s dorm to begin with.

  32. Regalli
    Regalli
    May 19, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    WELP there goes any shot of my sleeping tonight!

  33. Axel
    Axel
    May 19, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

    What if the only reason she drove out instead of having Amber stick Faz on a bus was because she needed to pick up Blaine from the hospital

  34. BBCC
    BBCC
    May 19, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

    I can ALMOST understand Yuri here. It must be beyond frustrating to not be able to pay for your child’s education because your husband has to shell out for his daughter (and because she didn’t seem annoyed until Faz brought up making friends of his own at the university). It’s not right, fair, or justified, but it is human. Especially since Yuri is in a relationship with Abusive Bastard Blaine and it’s probably easier and SAFER to take it out on Amber instead of blaming her husband. Double especially since Blaine is in the back seat and can hear every word she’s saying. Not to mention Blaine may be controlling enough not to allow her to work to make it less likely she’ll leave him. Blaine may be the family’s only income.

    It still sucks though.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      May 19, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

      Not to mention, if Yuri is unhappy in this relationship and realizes the effects Blaine has on life in general and Faz in particular… going away to college can help get you out of an abusive parent’s orbit.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        May 19, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

        Plus, if we take her word for it, Amber’s college is causing a serious financial strain for them.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          May 19, 2018 at 7:53 am | #

          In-state costs for the 2017-18 school year are about $24,500. This assumes Amber didn’t qualify for any scholarships. Roughly $10,000 of that is just room and board.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            May 19, 2018 at 12:49 pm | #

            Ouch.

    • missilentmurmur
      missilentmurmur
      May 19, 2018 at 12:48 am | #

      I would go even further, I would venture he lets Yuri work and takes her money, with justification that he needs it for the tuition of Amber.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 19, 2018 at 1:16 am | #

      Her frustration is real and justified…

      …but to blame Amber (for the great crime of…. having a father?) and to lay it out to Faz as him vs Amber, that’s just shitty.

      Really, to me it’s a wonder that Faz is as WELL-ADJUSTED as he is, and I can’t believe I just wrote that sentence.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        May 19, 2018 at 1:42 am | #

        Oh, no, she’s still being shitty and unfair. Just because it makes enough sense to be understandable doesn’t make it justifiable.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 19, 2018 at 9:28 am | #

      And if the suspicions are true and she’s (nearly) as young as she appears – she was a single teen mom, possibly getting some support from Blaine, but probably just enough to keep her dependent on him.

      He may have been that controlling of her, her entire adult life.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        May 19, 2018 at 11:15 am | #

        Blaine is the gift that just keeps giving, isn’t he?

        (And with gift I mean effin’ effer)

  35. Kris
    Kris
    May 19, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

    I’m not actually mad at her for this opinion. I mean she married Blaine. Blaine!!!. So whatevs. She’s not even a 4 on the jerk parent scale but there’s plenty of room for improvement.

  36. Lilyliv
    Lilyliv
    May 19, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

    Dammit, Yuri… I was rooting for you….

  37. Adj
    Adj
    May 19, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

    I feel like this webcomic would be more accurately entitled “Everybody’s Parents are Awful.”

    So I’m gonna nope out of this webcomic for a while. I already had to deal with one bad parent; I don’t go seeking it out in my entertainment.

    It was nice while it lasted.

    • Kris
      Kris
      May 19, 2018 at 12:39 am | #

      I don’t think that’s completely fair to the parents. This comic is heavily from the perspective of the students. We rarely get any context for the parents actions are dialog. Most of them are jaded adults who deal with real problems beyond “Oh no I’m making out with a guy I hate” or “I don’t like this hot guy’s girlfriend!” I mean I’m being purposefully snarky there but you get it.

      Yuri has a legitimate gripe that Amber drains the money that could be used for Faz’s tuition.

      That being said you wouldn’t be wrong to expect the worst.

      • CJ
        CJ
        May 19, 2018 at 2:03 am | #

        Yuri may have a common but by no means legimate gripe: that her husband is responsible for kids from former marriages.

        But then, she’s already proven her bad judgement by marrying him.

      • Minim
        Minim
        May 19, 2018 at 2:44 am | #

        But a lot of the parents in this webcomic *are* shitty parents – and (almost) all of the prominent parents are. It’s not just that they have worries outside the scope of their kids, but in their actions and words they show a certain amount of shittiness. (Even here with Yuri – it’s fair of her to be worried about money, but she shouldn’t really be griping in front of Faz and she really shouldn’t blame Amber for it – and telling Faz that it’s Amber’s fault, in effect, it makes it look like Yuri’s trying to set up Faz to resent Amber which is reaaaally not on. Even if that’s not her intention it’s still not cool)

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          May 19, 2018 at 7:50 am | #

          The kids are the main characters here, and shitty parents are fitting antagonists for some of them. Antagonists just plain ol’ advance the plot more than Lawful Good tertiary characters do. There’s only so much you can do with, say, “Falyn Snow shows up with a big platter of cookies for everyone”.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      May 19, 2018 at 12:42 am | #

      This just in: “Everybody” does not, apparently, refer to Dina, Carla, Dorothy, Sierra, Mike (whose parents are arguably too nice), Mary (whose parents are/were reportedly “alright folks” according to Willis on tumblr)…

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        May 19, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

        If someone has a bad parent and wants to avoid reading about bad parents, that’s a legitimate reason to quit reading. It doesn’t help to list the good parents.

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          May 19, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

          #notallparents

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            May 19, 2018 at 1:14 am | #

            …re-reading their comment and your reply to mine, I sincerely apologize. It didn’t register to me on the first pass over their comment, and though I didn’t intend it, I seem to have messed up and misinterpreted the context of their comment – and I’m sorry for that. I…don’t really know what else to say, but…yeah.

            Sorry.

          • Some1
            Some1
            May 19, 2018 at 1:52 am | #

            Well I would hope not given that you are a parent.

        • Jason
          Jason
          May 19, 2018 at 10:04 am | #

          Mhmm. I did the same with Gunnerkrigg Court- and here and there over the years I’ve had to take breaks from other comics for a bit. I did it here actually, when Ryan caught up with Amber and Dorothy.
          The nice thing about taking a break is you get to come back when things have moved on, and you can go to the next storyline and the things that make you happy about the comic. 🙂

      • the final pam
        the final pam
        May 19, 2018 at 2:01 am | #

        I know Willis has already weighed in, but all those parents you mentioned? Are extremely tertiary, in the grand scheme of things. Most of them don’t even have names beyond ____’s parents, and have barely any characterization or role in the story, aside from showing up in the background on parent’s day.

        I understand what you’re going for, but like, in comparison to the bad parental figures who are very prominent and have much more character built up for them, it’s not an equivalent exchange.

        • CJ
          CJ
          May 19, 2018 at 2:06 am | #

          Those who don’t have a bad impact are seldom mentioned in real life.
          College especially is the age where you don’t usually talk about your parents with your peer, expect to vent.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            May 19, 2018 at 2:15 am | #

            ?

            My friends and peers regularly talked about their families. Like, stories about family stuff and questions like ‘how’s your family’ don’t just go away.

            Maybe my friends and I are just weird.

            • CJ
              CJ
              May 19, 2018 at 5:32 am | #

              Maybe this changed since when I was starting college?
              Talking about parents was way uncool then. With your peers, you talked about the shitty state of world peace (at that time we though we’d reached the bottom with US presidents because they elected an ex actor who had had at least some experience in politics through 8 years as a governor. Little did we know…), what you wanted to do with your life, next party/demo, the upcoming or past tests, how to chance university politics on xyz, how best to work around the prof that got his tenure in the 50ties because there were not enough tenured personal in the field and who was shitty to everyone smarter than him (practically everybody), ….
              Parents were rarely mentioned and carefully hidden from view if they happened to visit.
              (The idea of a parents visiting day for students who live on campus is in itself totally mind-boggling to me. Nearly no one lived on campanyway, but still…)

          • the final pam
            the final pam
            May 19, 2018 at 6:05 pm | #

            I disagree, I find that really comes down to your own experiences. There are plenty of people who talk about what a positive impact their parents have had in their lives, even while at college.

            What’s more, this is a fictional story. And while yeah, sure, there’s a lot that you miss in real life, you can show a lot more with a fictional story, seeing POVs that the characters cannot see or that would otherwise not be apparent. With this context in mind, having no bad impact is not the same as having a good impact, and if you want to compare ‘good’ to ‘bad’, using characters that are at best ‘neutral’ is not a strong argument.

            There are good parents in DoA, and parents that want to be good and are trying. Hank and Stacy are both parents who have made mistakes, but have shown that they want to get better and be better for their children. And that’s good! And that’s strong!

            All I’m saying is that for the point of this discussion, using characters that 1) don’t have names, 2) might not even have dialogue, 3) have had little to no impact on any of the characters or story, 4) may not have even shown up in the comic as examples of ‘good’ parents is not a strong example. It’s like pointing to the Twi’lek slave girls in Return of the Jedi as an example of more female characters than Leia. It means very little, in the grand scheme of things.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              May 19, 2018 at 7:19 pm | #

              Though parents who may not have appeared, but who’s influence we can see through their kids do still mean something. As others have said, the good parents don’t get plotlines, because there’s no conflict. (Unless it’s between parents, which suggests at least one bad one.)

              Carla’s parents haven’t appeared, for example, but that they’re rich and supportive has been important on screen a few times. Dina’s parents being happy with her finding a girlfriend was a nice contrast with Becky’s father (and Joyce’s parents) even if it didn’t take much screen time.

              Most of those mentioned above do have names, btw. Any that have appeared. Mary’s don’t, since we haven’t seen them. Nor Carla’s. Mike’s, Dorothy’s, Sierra’s, and Dina’s all do. And some of the examples of bad parents don’t either – Billie’s, for example.

              • the final pam
                the final pam
                May 19, 2018 at 9:29 pm | #

                Okay, in light of the context of this entire conversation, can you see my point of bringing up Sierra’s parents as a counterpoint to Blaine or Sir or Ross? Of bringing up Mike’s? They are such background characters that it is easy to forget that they even showed up in the comic. Like with my Star Wars example, you can’t just point to such a minute side character and act like they hold the same equivalence as a character with a name, face, personality, backstory, and plot significance as Blaine, Sir, or Ross.

                My point is that pointing out these characters that barely exist within the story as a counterpoint to shut down someone pointing out all the prominent bad parents is.. bad. It’s not an equivalent exchange. And for someone wanting to see examples of good parents, pointing to someone that appeared in comic for maybe two pages? Not a great example.

                Also, I gave two examples of good parents that have plotlines??? Hank and Stacy are both two arguably good parents that have plotlines about them getting into conflict with their kids and trying to do better. It’s bogus to say that good parents don’t get plotlines because there’s no conflict, because they absolutely can and do.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  May 19, 2018 at 10:54 pm | #

                  No, I do mostly agree. Just pointing out that they were’t quite that irrelevant.

                  But even in your example of good parent plotlines, those are both quite tightly tied to the bad parent plots: Hank with Carol and Stacy with both Blaine and Richard.

    • BigDogLittleCat
      BigDogLittleCat
      May 19, 2018 at 2:42 am | #

      I’m sorry you’re in a spot where you need to do that. Take care of yourself.

  38. Yumi
    Yumi
    May 19, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

    Yeah, that seems about right.
    Scared for what’s about to happen with Blaine.

  39. Irredentist
    Irredentist
    May 19, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

    Yeah cause that’s really Amber’s fault you asshole.

  40. Zellgato
    Zellgato
    May 19, 2018 at 12:42 am | #

    oO?
    I don’t know how they’re forced to pay her tuition…
    i could see a living expenses or just a general “money per month” or something

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      May 19, 2018 at 12:47 am | #

      In some states, you can be ordered to pay college tuition as part of a divorce settlement.
      I hope Blaine had to pay Stacy’s legal fees, too.

  41. mrj
    mrj
    May 19, 2018 at 12:58 am | #

    A disquieting speculation: Evidently, Blaine from the backseat is about to weight in on the subject of Amber’s tuition being a drain on the family. One way to eliminate that would be for Amber to get kicked out of school. But that would require evidence of some kind, and that would necessitate someone to get said evidence. Which makes me suddenly very suspicious of how Faz came to be on campus in the first place…

    (The most obvious ground for Amber to expelled would be for her Amazi-Girl activities to come to light. However, it’s not clear from her fight with Blaine that he managed to put two-and-two together to deduce AG’s secret identity. It’d be an interesting bit of drama if Faz stumbled upon that but didn’t let his father know…)

    • Melissa in Missouri
      Melissa in Missouri
      May 19, 2018 at 2:34 am | #

      OMG, you are a genius. That is so evil, but I truly can see that happening in real life.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        May 19, 2018 at 6:19 am | #

        Eh. She could just claim it’s Amazi-girl cosplay. Besides, Amazi-girl is well liked right now.
        If he really wanted to go that route he would need to dress up somebody in similar clothing and have them tarnish her good name. And since Amber has no idea when she acts as her alter ego anymore, she might even believe she’s the one committing those acts, that the “bad” side is corrupting the good side.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          May 19, 2018 at 10:07 am | #

          Vigilantism is illegal, regardless of whether or not civilians love her. If she is caught or exposed, she’s in trouble.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            May 19, 2018 at 11:16 am | #

            The laws on vigilantism are tricky and it’s not quite clear to me if she’s been breaking them or not.
            Interactions with Sal and with Ryan at the rally excepted, she interfered in ongoing crimes, she didn’t track down people and punish them after the fact.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 19, 2018 at 7:43 am | #

      On that note, Faz would have had to find something off-screen. What did we see him do?

      – Get chased around the dorm by Amber
      – Go to class with Amber
      – Get passed to Joe, then to Joyce
      – Get left behind in Forest Quad (probably the most likely place he’d pick up some Amazi-Girl stories, but no physical evidence)

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 19, 2018 at 9:31 am | #

        Faz talks to Billie, comes away convinced Amazi-Girl isn’t Amber, but someone named Sal. Reports to Blaine. Hijinks ensue.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      May 19, 2018 at 9:41 am | #

      Minor nitpick, but she didn’t “fight” Blaine, so much as she “pummeled the living fuck out of” Blaine.

      • Jason
        Jason
        May 19, 2018 at 10:07 am | #

        And he told the police it was a big guy iirc- or was it two? But yeah, definitely tried to soothe his pride by lying about it, so I doubt he’ll take that route.

  42. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    May 19, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

    Damn it, Yuri. I see a lot of people giving her the benefit of the doubt, but I’m wondering if maybe it’s because she’s a woman. In real life, I see some horrible-behaving women being excused for things no man I’ve met would ever get away with. My nmom, for example. So, I’m still side-eyeing Yuri here, with very cautious optimism that Blaine’s presence is a major contribution to her crappiness.

    • Sam
      Sam
      May 19, 2018 at 11:09 am | #

      I would say it is partially because we already know how abusive Blaine is and an abusive partner’s presence can influence the things you say and do to be more like their own. So it is a possibility this is largely a Blaine thing and Yuri is a victim that is repeating his kinds of thoughts and behaviours he has because he is right there and could hurt her if she doesn’t.

      But there is also the distinct possibility that Yuri by herself is also just awful in general and that they are both abusive to each other and their children.

      We don’t yet have enough information to say whether this is another manifestation of Blaine’s true evil or if Yuri herself is also just malicious to begin with.

  43. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    May 19, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

    Now Amazi-Girl has a nemesis. Nice-Mom!

    Amazi-Girl unmasked –> Amber committed or imprisoned or at least expelled –> Amber absent from college –> Blaine not paying Amber’s college costs –> more money for Nice-Mom! (For Faz’s tuition, honest.)

    Why did we think Yuri was nice, again?

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      May 19, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

      I don’t know why anyone in the comments would have felt comfortable assuming she was nice anyway…I mean, Faz said that Amber was the nicest to him. Amber. Of course, he does seem to have a different interpretation of their interactions, so maybe there was still room for Yuri to be decent.
      I never assumed she was, though.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      May 19, 2018 at 1:09 am | #

      Because she set a good first impression for her one-panel appearance?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 19, 2018 at 9:33 am | #

      Because she’s pretty. And seemed polite in her first two panels.

      To what extent she’s nasty on her own and to what extent she’s just another damaged victim of Blaine’s, it’s hard to say.

  44. Clif
    Clif
    May 19, 2018 at 1:07 am | #

    I’m hoping that Blain is either about to bring up hospital costs or is thirsty and wants to stop at a bar.

  45. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 19, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

    NOPE

  46. Nobody
    Nobody
    May 19, 2018 at 1:14 am | #

    …shit man

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 19, 2018 at 1:48 am | #

      Yup, that’s him.

      The shitman is in the car.

  47. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    May 19, 2018 at 1:15 am | #

    Ah, so that’s why Faz was around. Picking up Blaine from the hospital.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      May 19, 2018 at 2:13 am | #

      Yeah, he probably tries to avoid his dad like the plague.

      Was it me or does panel 5 indicate that Yuri isn’t particularly happy to have Blaine around either? The guy is an ass and I can’t see any woman being happy having him and his abusive ways around her.

  48. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 19, 2018 at 1:18 am | #

    I wish to retract my earlier statement about Yuri as a not-bad parent.

    Yuri is not a not-bad parent.

    (And I’m not talking about her opinions about Amber either. Playing Faz’s beloved half-sister against him like this is just shitty.)

  49. Electriccombines
    Electriccombines
    May 19, 2018 at 2:05 am | #

    Ah yes, it stopped raining and started again.
    That’s been pretty much weather for the past week in DC, so I appreciate the translation via comic!

    How to avoid talking about bad parents – just talk about the weather! I hope Blaine drowns, and also for a sunnier forecast!

  50. Siyajkak
    Siyajkak
    May 19, 2018 at 2:06 am | #

    Well damn, that is one awful court. Dumping tuition costs on a single mother who isn’t even related to Amber? Obviously blaming Amber isn’t the best reaction, but that is a lot of injustice to take without finding some sort of outlet.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 19, 2018 at 2:07 am | #

      They probably actually gave the costs to Blaine, who may be the sole or main provider of income – or it might just be a big financial strain.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        May 19, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

        Or Blaine may claim he has no independent income and keep the proceeds of his crimes for himself, forcing Yuri, the only contributor to their joint accounts to keep both herself, Faz and pay Amber’s maintenance award.

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          May 19, 2018 at 6:12 am | #

          Well Blaine claimed to be the one paying for her schoolin’ so I get the impression that she means her family is not doing as well thanks to the combined payments of alimony, child support, and now college fees.

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        May 19, 2018 at 3:38 pm | #

        I find it more likely that she’s either exaggerating or deluded about the size of the expense. my own mother was perpetually worried about money (I started having recurring dreams about it when I was about 5), and it took me far too long to figure out that my dad (and a bunch of his family) was actually quite well-off and there was no goddamn need for me to feel horribly guilty about persuading him to buy me a $20 toy I didn’t need. 😛 (I still feel guilty about it sometimes anyways. stupid brain.)

        …of course tuition costs can be quite high, but, well, that was another thing I worried about for no good reason. “high” is very much relative to income, and I assume blaine’s mob connections get him enough income that paying for college is more of an inconvenience than a strain.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          May 19, 2018 at 6:17 pm | #

          Out of those two possibilities, I’d find it more likely that Blaine is either lying about how much money he has or how much her tuition cost is. She certainly seems to believe its not an insignificant amount of money.

  51. Ainara
    Ainara
    May 19, 2018 at 2:07 am | #

    Is Faz’s FazSmile wavering in that last panel? :0

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      May 19, 2018 at 2:08 am | #

      Well, given how negative and bitter his mother is, can you blame him?

  52. BenRG
    BenRG
    May 19, 2018 at 2:07 am | #

    The lesson, Yuri? Don’t start a family with a deadbeat who is going to bring you nothing but debts.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 19, 2018 at 2:13 am | #

      Considering the deadbeat in question is Abusive Bastard Blaine O’Malley, it may be more complicated than that.

    • Nope
      Nope
      May 19, 2018 at 3:41 am | #

      I was expecting this drop, and I feel for Faz, but I’m kinda creeped out at comments I see acting like the family situation is her fault for getting with Blaine when the implication of this storyline is that she was a literal god damn child when that happened and it feels creepy to blame a teenager groomed by an abuser for being a homewrecker/being with the guy who knocked her up?

      Like if she’s shitty to her kid that’s on her but, her relationship with Blaine seems to be her being preyed on and on him?

      Also is this one of those states where alimony ends when people get remarried? Because Ambers mom is currently in a happy monogamous relationship and Blaine may be free of the horror of having to support his own god damn kid.

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 19, 2018 at 8:22 am | #

        Remarrying ends alimony. Being in a happy monogamous relationship does not.

        • Nope
          Nope
          May 19, 2018 at 9:46 pm | #

          I forgot to put the word soon at the end of that.

        • Jhon
          Jhon
          May 19, 2018 at 10:42 pm | #

          But is Richard capable of a monogamous relationship?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 19, 2018 at 3:47 am | #

      I kinda get the vibe that Blaine is not a very good father.

      • Amelie
        Amelie
        May 19, 2018 at 4:15 am | #

        Really Blaine is the problem, and the solution would be for him to never get to have a family. He’s so incompetent at being a person he shouldn’t be inflicting himself on people unsupervised. But then, in that just world Amber wouldn’t have been born. I don’t think the game of could’ve-would’ve-should’ve has any perfect answers, but the best these people can do is deal with Blaine’s damage as best they can.

        Maybe in the form of a support group. But I don’t know that we can ask a lot from the people currently manipulated by Blaine themselves.

  53. Crusading Barista
    Crusading Barista
    May 19, 2018 at 2:15 am | #

    Faz iz concernz

  54. Mike Crichton
    Mike Crichton
    May 19, 2018 at 2:48 am | #

    So, Faz’s a$$hol3 parents both hate his half-sister and try to turn him against her. Yet he still wants to bond with her. This _might_ be a good sign for his personal development?

  55. Architex
    Architex
    May 19, 2018 at 3:08 am | #

    Damn, four years since Blaine’s last physical appearance. Still too soon.

  56. foducool
    foducool
    May 19, 2018 at 3:21 am | #

    says the woman who had an affair with a married man…

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      May 19, 2018 at 3:24 am | #

      Has that been confirmed? Amber’s mentioned the possibility, but right now all we know is that they’re together now.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        May 19, 2018 at 6:08 am | #

        Amber has said he cheated on her mom with no room for misunderstanding at least once, albeit it was when she was running away from him on family day.
        So the question is how reliable a narrator you find her to be.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 19, 2018 at 7:35 am | #

        We know Blaine’s a cheater, but we don’t know if Yuri’s the mistress Amber was referring to at the time. There could be another woman involved, maybe even right now.

        All we do know is that Blaine is scum.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 19, 2018 at 9:40 am | #

        Hasn’t been confirmed, but there have been strong hints. We know he cheated – or Amber claimed so. We know they must have married soon after Stacy and Blaine’s divorce – to allow time for contact with Amber before she didn’t see him for years. We’ve got the strong suspicions that Blaine actually is Faz’s father.

        OTOH, that last, considering Yuri’s relatively young age, pushes it from “woman who had an affair with a married man” to “teenager groomed by an abuser”.

        • Jason
          Jason
          May 19, 2018 at 10:12 am | #

          Iirc DW has specifically said that Blaine only has one biological child, Amber.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            May 19, 2018 at 12:54 pm | #

            He said on patreon he changed his mind and forgot about that post when reintroducing Yuri.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              May 19, 2018 at 12:57 pm | #

              INTRODUCING Yuri not reintroducing.

            • Jason
              Jason
              May 19, 2018 at 12:58 pm | #

              Ah! I’ve seen a couple of comments saying he’d forgotten that, thank you for clarifying where he said that!

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                May 19, 2018 at 3:11 pm | #

                Ah, it’s all good, he didn’t say until Amber said it on garbage roof and even then it was on patreon. So this is fairly recent.

  57. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    May 19, 2018 at 3:23 am | #

    “And ON that note, Yuri, it’s time for you to suck ME dry.”

    (Seriously, how am I the first one to make this joke?)

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      May 19, 2018 at 3:29 am | #

      (I mean, other than the fact that I’m a horrible person and everyone else is probably too decent to make it?)

      • Miri
        Miri
        May 19, 2018 at 4:42 am | #

        I didn’t make a joke about it but it’s about where my mind first went – I tend to hear/think of “bleeding dry” when the context is Mikey . Although I didn’t realise it was Blaine at first and wasn’t sure if Yuri was pimping Faz or a “working woman” with a client of hers in the back

    • Red Comet
      Red Comet
      May 19, 2018 at 10:09 am | #

      It’s possibly not a joke. Unless Blaine’s speech bubble continues in another direction tomorrow it could be the way he meant it. =/

  58. Nenja
    Nenja
    May 19, 2018 at 3:29 am | #

    DoA shows up at 7 in the morning here in Norway, so I always check it when I get out of bed. This certainly woke me up! Bad enough how Yuri’s talking, but then the tags shows just WHO is in the backseat … I’m worried. I’m very very worried.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 19, 2018 at 3:48 am | #

      Hej, glad sjuttonde maj i efterskott!

      • Nenja
        Nenja
        May 19, 2018 at 6:11 pm | #

        Takk 😀

  59. brasca1
    brasca1
    May 19, 2018 at 3:29 am | #

    Well she seemed nice. I have to wonder if Blaine is also the biological father of Rose and Zaph or if Willis chose to go a different route than Shortpacked.

  60. Dibullba
    Dibullba
    May 19, 2018 at 3:30 am | #

    Why does it seem that a parents and grandparents seem like crap in this universe?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 19, 2018 at 3:35 am | #

      Because the nice ones A) Are usually tertiary characters, because B) They don’t feed dramatic tension very often or generate dramatic stories.

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        May 19, 2018 at 3:39 am | #

        Long story short, you can’t have drama and suffering with nice people.

        • newllend(henryvolt)
          newllend(henryvolt)
          May 19, 2018 at 4:29 am | #

          Also let’s be honest one thing that you have to admit is realistic is that the world has its own Surplus of shity parents.

          • Eldritch Gentleman
            Eldritch Gentleman
            May 19, 2018 at 5:21 am | #

            World is full of assholes and no one is without sin, yeah.

    • Lone Duck
      Lone Duck
      May 19, 2018 at 8:13 am | #

      Mike’s parents are nice if memory serves. See the tags George and Harriet.

      • Ainara
        Ainara
        May 19, 2018 at 8:40 am | #

        So are Dorothy’s! And Joyce’s dad is a good fella

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      May 19, 2018 at 11:38 am | #

      Chekov’s parents. They only appear to move the narrative forward. And that is mainly by providing antagonists.

  61. Danni
    Danni
    May 19, 2018 at 3:46 am | #

    when i first saw this i thought the speech bubble was coming from yuri. of course he managed to squirm his way out of jail time.

    • Jago
      Jago
      May 19, 2018 at 4:01 am | #

      Why would he go to jail, he got beat up, right? And I don’t think what happened before got ever reported.

      • Danni
        Danni
        May 19, 2018 at 4:08 am | #

        i got all the shitty parents conflated in my head

  62. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    May 19, 2018 at 4:57 am | #

    Jeremy Clarkson is in the backseat?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 19, 2018 at 7:30 am | #

      POWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

  63. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    May 19, 2018 at 4:58 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Status: Complicated

  64. JepMZ
    JepMZ
    May 19, 2018 at 6:12 am | #

    Poor Faz

    I’m getting the impression Yuri doesn’t actually work? Isn’t only Blaine who needs to pay? And I’m guessing Blaine is super rich which makes Faz disqualified for financial aid and scholarships?

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      May 19, 2018 at 6:44 am | #

      Financial aid has been gutted to the point it puts you in debt for decades.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 19, 2018 at 8:00 am | #

        “Financial aid” is just marketing speak for “Loans”. They want you to think about grants and scholarships when you read the pamphlets and talk to the advisors, but the vast, vast majority of “financial aid” in the US consists of private and federal student loans.

        Not that student loans are inherently bad, they do count toward building your credit score and they let you pay for school (plus interest) over a longer period. You just have to remember that every penny of “financial aid” you take, that isn’t a grant or scholarship, will be repaid (plus interest) in due time. (Student loans are not discharged in bankruptcy, either.)

        Remember that when you shop around for schools, prospective college students reading these comments!

  65. Roger Sterling
    Roger Sterling
    May 19, 2018 at 7:14 am | #

    It’s gonna take light a long long time to reach that part of the world.

  66. Pablo360
    Pablo360
    May 19, 2018 at 7:36 am | #

    Okay, she’s definitely Plisetsky.

  67. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    May 19, 2018 at 7:51 am | #

    and one that note, something something sucking someone dry

  68. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    May 19, 2018 at 7:53 am | #

    Wouldn’t happen in Europe with free college!

    On a more serious note though. She has no one to blame but herself. She knows that Blaine pays alimony to Amber and her mother. It wouldn’t take much effort to find out the divorce details and learn what a piece of shit Blaine is.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 19, 2018 at 9:43 am | #

      Abuse victim, quite possibly since she was a teen. She’s been primed with Blaine’s version of the story for years. The rest of it is just lies his ex made up to get his money. (Except for the cheating part – she knows that’s true.)

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        May 19, 2018 at 9:46 am | #

        Do have some word of god on that? I saw some comments about how Willis claimed Amber and Faz were not related but then he changed his mind.

        Oh humans why can’t you use your goddamn brains…

        • Jason
          Jason
          May 19, 2018 at 10:15 am | #

          I’ve seen DW post about them not being related on Tumblr, but hadn’t heard about him changing his mind?

          • Eldritch Gentleman
            Eldritch Gentleman
            May 19, 2018 at 11:28 am | #

            I just saw some comments talking about it in the recent strips.

    • Derek
      Derek
      May 19, 2018 at 10:40 am | #

      even if she wasn’t an abuse victim since the conception and birth of Faz, it’s incredibly likely that she’s an abuse victim NOW because Blaine is just that shitty. I would not be surprised if all his partners have been mistreated by him

  69. renfield1969
    renfield1969
    May 19, 2018 at 8:37 am | #

    I assume he is referring to his Big Gulp needing a refill, since he is probably taking all his meals through a straw.

  70. Rosstifer
    Rosstifer
    May 19, 2018 at 8:49 am | #

    Yuri is a shitty parent, but should not be blamed for marrying the absuive, manipulative, probably predatory fucknuckle that we all hope makes some sort of fuck up with his mob connections that gets him killed.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      May 19, 2018 at 10:15 am | #

      Ooh, fucknuckle is a good one, I’ll have to remember it.

      And yeah, Blaine should die. Give him the Zamasu treatment.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        May 19, 2018 at 11:43 am | #

        Zamasu wasn’t as bad as this ningen.

    • Fomalhaut88
      Fomalhaut88
      May 19, 2018 at 8:41 pm | #

      …yes, she should. Parents have responsibilities to their children, and when they choose to be with someone who abuses their children, unless they literally can’t conceive of escaping, they are letting their children down. Yuri shows no hint that she’s scared of Blaine.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 19, 2018 at 8:48 pm | #

        We’ve seen her in two strips so far. This strip has caused many to reevaluate her already. It’s certainly possible there are more revelations in store.

        We know Blaine is an abusive manipulator. That he hasn’t been abusing her is one of the least likely options.

        That doesn’t necessarily excuse her, of course.

      • Rosstifer
        Rosstifer
        May 20, 2018 at 7:30 am | #

        It’s been heavily implied that he likely groomed her and is in fact Faz’s father. Blaine has likely been a prominent influence on her entire adult life and he’s proven to be incredibly manipulative, so she probably can’t conceive of escaping.

  71. Goki
    Goki
    May 19, 2018 at 8:56 am | #

    It’s always nice to see Blaine is screwing people over even while he is not around… (sarcasm). Well lady, on a good note, by the time Faz is old enough to go to college, Amber should be out or at least 21.

    Also as some people stated, she looks like she is either going to her “job” or possibly picking up Blaine from the hospital. I honestly don’t know which is worse…….

  72. Vika
    Vika
    May 19, 2018 at 9:44 am | #

    NO NO NO NO NO

  73. JMO
    JMO
    May 19, 2018 at 9:55 am | #

    Aaaand she turned out to be a hag.

  74. Red Comet
    Red Comet
    May 19, 2018 at 10:07 am | #

    Gross.

  75. Cmd1095
    Cmd1095
    May 19, 2018 at 10:12 am | #

    because of course she’s awful… *sigh* I’m not surprised

  76. Elsendor
    Elsendor
    May 19, 2018 at 10:19 am | #

    *squints* please tell me she’s not actually this nasty

    • Danni
      Danni
      May 19, 2018 at 11:00 am | #

      i could, but

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      May 19, 2018 at 12:15 pm | #

      Well it might or might not be her having been brainwashed by Blaine with “his side of the story”

  77. demoncat_4
    demoncat_4
    May 19, 2018 at 11:33 am | #

    talk about giving new meaning to wicked step mother . bleeding this family dry oh well once maybe amber completes her education maybe she will decide to not bother the family any more .

  78. hof1991
    hof1991
    May 19, 2018 at 11:41 am | #

    Blaine probably isn’t in any shape to drive after the beat down. But I prefer him in the trunk. with tape over his mouth.

  79. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    May 19, 2018 at 12:17 pm | #

    Of course someone this awful would be married to Blaine. Also, Amber isn’t sucking money. Blaine is her biological father, got divorced because he is an asshole that beat Amber’s mother, and by law he has to pay monthly. Superman: “Freedom, Justice and the American Way”. If Faz can’t go anywhere outside and have friends isn’t because of Amber benefiting from liberal policies, but because Blaine is a greedy bastard that doesn’t want to afford for his second kid, you angsty bongo.

  80. kilgaen
    kilgaen
    May 19, 2018 at 12:17 pm | #

    Oh damn you, Willis!

  81. PB
    PB
    May 19, 2018 at 12:21 pm | #

    … I really hate Blaine.

  82. buddy
    buddy
    May 19, 2018 at 12:45 pm | #

    im glad i decided to not trust anyone who seems nice in this webcomic

  83. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    May 19, 2018 at 2:45 pm | #

    Hmmmm. I can understand why she would feel resentment about how Amber is taking money from what could be used to support Yuri and her family, but based on how she seems to not focus on Faz’s disappearance, I’m wondering if she’s a mother who is either:
    A) Doesn’t see how HER kid could ever do anything wrong.
    or
    B) Doesn’t care at all about her own kid and treats him as an extension of her.

    Since Blaine is already B), I’m assuming that Yuri is A).

    I say this because Yuri’s resentment over the money is based on how it affects her life. And figuring out WHY and WHO she’s concerned about can tell us more about her character.

    All in All, she seems like a pleasant woman who probably married Blaine because he seemed wealthy.

  84. BlackScarabZ
    BlackScarabZ
    May 19, 2018 at 3:27 pm | #

    You know it’s funny, I was writing a story and I created a character that was meant to be a massive jackass and I usually name characters based on posters hanging around my workstation, so I picked O’Malley as a last name cause of my Amazi-Girl Strikes poster and I sat and thought… “What’s a good first name for someone who’s this much of a dick?” My literal first thought was Blaine… and then I realized that it was already taken by a much bigger dick.

  85. Toes14
    Toes14
    May 19, 2018 at 3:34 pm | #

    Damn, she’d beautiful, but evil!

    • Fomalhaut88
      Fomalhaut88
      May 19, 2018 at 8:38 pm | #

      Very rarely is that an oddity.

  86. Vangeln
    Vangeln
    May 19, 2018 at 4:05 pm | #

    At least she doesn’t suffer of shkreli-face.

  87. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    May 19, 2018 at 4:39 pm | #

    You KNOW when you’ve been Willis’ed!

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      May 19, 2018 at 5:15 pm | #

      Better than Hussied, and way better than Ishidazed.

  88. Bathymetheus
    Bathymetheus
    May 19, 2018 at 5:08 pm | #

    I see that many commenters picked up on the possible sexual implication of Blaine’s remark. And that is totally valid, given what we know of him.

    However, I prefer to believe that he means his bandages need changing.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 19, 2018 at 7:21 pm | #

      I wonder if it’s off in an entirely different direction – “that note” being Amber managing to have fun and his next dastardly plan to stop that.

      • Bathymetheus
        Bathymetheus
        May 19, 2018 at 9:52 pm | #

        Possible. I was engaging in a little schadenfreud. I wouldn’t get that from increasing Amber’s misery.

  89. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    May 19, 2018 at 5:16 pm | #

    Wait… I didn’t notice Blaine was in the back!

  90. nightshade
    nightshade
    May 19, 2018 at 7:31 pm | #

    yeah I think shes resentful because he was nice successful looking and gave her a presentation of BS and if she was a really young teen probably thought of him as prince charming and didn’t realize it was BS until she got pregnant and it was too late

    Also I bet he gives her nothing but how amber and her mom are the worst and the cause of everything bad in their lives while hes out spending cash on hookers and blow while shes trying to figure out how to pay the electric bill ……

  91. nightshade
    nightshade
    May 19, 2018 at 8:00 pm | #

    you know I just realized willis did something clever …… In real life its the first wife and kid whos acting like faz’s mom is because dear old da’s blowing all the money on the second family while the first family is eating dirt

    and its usually the half brother and sisters whos getting college and the cars ect while the first wife has 2 jobs and food stamps

    But if theres any real type of mafia ties there involved in too because believe it or not even if your divorced there taking care of your family or making sure your helping so no ones getting snippy to the police fbi ect

    Realife examples al capones family is still being taken care of and john gotti almost got taken out by the old guys because he blew so much money that his wife signed up for public assistance to pay the bills …..lets just say a chat was had …..

  92. Fomalhaut88
    Fomalhaut88
    May 19, 2018 at 8:32 pm | #

    Oh hello there, my real life evil stephag, how’d you get in this comic?

  93. tei
    tei
    May 19, 2018 at 8:42 pm | #

    Well shit, I feel for Faz now.

    • Peter
      Peter
      May 20, 2018 at 12:58 am | #

      Don’t worry, you’ll get over it.

      • stoodmuffin
        stoodmuffin
        May 22, 2018 at 6:10 pm | #

        Just sit in the confusion for a sec and have it rectified as soon as he does literally ANYTHING

  94. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    May 22, 2018 at 6:10 pm | #

    GROOOOSS.

  95. 4shizzle
    4shizzle
    June 17, 2018 at 2:06 pm | #

    How expensive is the university??

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