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by David M Willis on June 22, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – Of Mike And Men
└ Tags: jacob, jennifer, joyce, sarah, walky

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  1. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    June 22, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Is Joyce’s toe better? I wouldn’t be entering a step-count competition with a possibly broken toe.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      June 22, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      I mean, no matter what it should probably still be hurting.

      I blame Webcomic Accelerated Healing Time.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      June 22, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      That’s because you don’t have a winning attitude.

      • Knuf Wons
        Knuf Wons
        June 29, 2018 at 3:01 pm | #

        Only LOSERS bother with a winning attitude!

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      June 22, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      I guess it wasn’t broken (or even fractured?) then. but, I’m pretty sure that toenail is purple by now 😀

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 22, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/roadway/

      Apparently manageable, now. Or it hurts still but flirtin’ is more important.

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        June 22, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

        good point. I’d forgotten how much those feelings override pain at that age 🙂

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          June 22, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

          The toe is crushed, but Joyce is crushing.

  2. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 22, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Joyce: “And guess how many SQUATS I did!”

    Walky: “Hey, *I* did squat!”

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      June 22, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      +0

      • Spaz
        Spaz
        June 22, 2018 at 10:29 am | #

        Having just binged the entire “If the Emperor had a Voice-to-Text Machine” (the source of the Warhammer 40k “HERETIC!” meme), I took the image and post, then a whole stream of profanity with the Emperor spewed out.

        • Rowen Morland
          Rowen Morland
          June 22, 2018 at 8:05 pm | #

          PRetty sure 40k fans have been doing the HERETIC! thing for longer than Text-to-speech.

  3. Jay
    Jay
    June 22, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    When Joe has a moral high ground in anything. you. need to reevaluate alot

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      June 22, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      The problem is she doesn’t believe trying to get with Jacob while he’s with Raidah is immoral.
      She has to acknowledge she’s doing something shady before she can recognize Joe’s moral high ground as a problem.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        June 22, 2018 at 1:24 am | #

        Is… Joyce even aware of Joe’s opinion on the matter?

        • abysswatcher1993
          abysswatcher1993
          June 22, 2018 at 1:30 am | #

          The fact that Joe is right and Joyce is wrong terrifies me. Well, both tend to be wrong a lot, but this is scary.

          • Clif
            Clif
            June 22, 2018 at 3:08 am | #

            To answer the question, I’m pretty sure Joyce is aware of Joe’s general stance. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/lying/

            • Kamino Neko
              Kamino Neko
              June 22, 2018 at 4:53 am | #

              He was more specific on his stance a couple strips prior.

          • Ferret
            Ferret
            June 22, 2018 at 7:18 pm | #

            Okay, can we just remember that Joe is not a horrific abomination of a human being. On a scale of Joyce to Blaine he’s, like, at least three or four steps above Mike. His only moral problem is his objectification of women, which he’s getting better at, and even that’s not as bad as a lot of men have it (respecting consent, acknowledging that women are perfectly entitled to not want to sleep with him, etc.) He’s gross, not a bad person, and considering his background understanding that infidelity and breaking apart relationships is wrong is entirely reasonable for him.

            • Clif
              Clif
              June 22, 2018 at 11:27 pm | #

              Mike is on a stairway by himself.

  4. Barduwulf
    Barduwulf
    June 22, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Considering his last attempt at flirting was throwing a Monkey Master toy at someone’s head, I guess he could throw McNuggets next….

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      June 22, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

      • Chronos
        Chronos
        June 22, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

        I’d imagine throwing a toy’s a good way to break it.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 22, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

      He should order a happy meal. He’ll get some McNuggets AND a toy to throw.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 22, 2018 at 2:25 am | #

        You’re going to turn him into a regular Cazenovia.

        • MisterDaviso
          MisterDaviso
          June 22, 2018 at 5:01 pm | #

          … Casanova?

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            June 22, 2018 at 7:27 pm | #

            Calzones? Is someone throwing pizza products at people?
            Are you telling me there’s free pizza?!

            • Doctor_Who
              Doctor_Who
              June 22, 2018 at 8:02 pm | #

              Throwing calzones would totally work to seduce Ben Wyatt.

              • Clif
                Clif
                June 22, 2018 at 11:28 pm | #

                Damn spell correct.

  5. Yumi
    Yumi
    June 22, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Hey, I know a good rooftop for that!

  6. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    June 22, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    . . . Despite my comment yesterday I really do love how cute Joyce is flirting with Jacob, this kind of one-upmenship is fantastic! Also as usual Walky and Billie are great siblings.

  7. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    June 22, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    I’m torn because this is so adorable and Jacob and Joyce seem like they would be very happy together, but trying to break someone up to date them is not cool. Damn you ethics.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 22, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      “Damn you ethics.”

      That should be the tagline of “The Good Place”.

      • Spaz
        Spaz
        June 22, 2018 at 10:32 am | #

        Searching “Damn you eithics” brought a Willis comic up in the first page of images.

        https://goo.gl/images/54Qicr

        • Yet_One_More_Idiot
          Yet_One_More_Idiot
          June 22, 2018 at 10:00 pm | #

          Also “Damn You, Ethics!” should totally be the title of a future DoA book. 😀 Or perhaps just the perennial “Damn You, Willis!” xD

  8. Johan
    Johan
    June 22, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    They’re so cute but man they both need to jump off each other.

    • MisterDaviso
      MisterDaviso
      June 22, 2018 at 5:02 pm | #

      Or just “jump” each other. Get it over with.

  9. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    June 22, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    *Kool & The Gang continues…*

  10. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    June 22, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    peak nerd achieved

    • Spaz
      Spaz
      June 22, 2018 at 10:33 am | #

      Not quite.

      There are not yet any spreadsheets to determine the most efficient means of acquiring steps, while attending class, making sure that Joyce has someone to walk with, and the highest chances of running into Jacob.

  11. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    June 22, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    You know, as long as Joyce doesn’t make any direct moves on him she’s not actually doing anything wrong.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      June 22, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      *facepalm*

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        June 22, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

        Facepalm all you want simply being flirty isn’t actually crossing any lines. There’s a difference between actively trying to break up a couple and passively placing your option put there.

        • Chronos
          Chronos
          June 22, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

          Admittedly, I’m not sure Joyce knows *how* to actively break up a couple.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          June 22, 2018 at 12:49 am | #

          I’d argue that passively trying to break up a relationship so you can have someone is pretty crappy too.

          • desolation0
            desolation0
            June 22, 2018 at 8:01 am | #

            Wait, have we established that Joyce is actively or passively trying to break them up for her sake now? Obviously she was trying to hook him up with Sarah. Joe was right that Sarah was doing the same in return, while withholding that from Joyce. From Joyce’s perspective though, just being a good friend to someone of the opposite gender doesn’t necessarily mean you’re trying to get with them romantically. That being a good friend can lead to changing relationships with others for both parties is a side effect.

            *WARNING* Friendship with Joyce may cause hugs, smiles, annoyance, and feelings of guilt. Ask your doctor if friendship with Joyce is right for you.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              June 22, 2018 at 11:07 am | #

              It hasn’t been explicitly stated, but given her reaction when Joe implied he thought she’d have a chance of doing it and then her smile when Sarah tried to apologize for tricking her into going after Jacob, I think it’s pretty clearly implied that Operation Breakup is still on.
              Her behavior towards him hasn’t changed since she was supposed to be trying to hook him up with Sarah, other than that she doesn’t try to awkwardly bring up Sarah.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                June 23, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

                Pretty much this.

            • Roborat
              Roborat
              June 22, 2018 at 2:28 pm | #

              -Starts scroll of huge list of potential side effects, of course it includes death.

              • desolation0
                desolation0
                June 22, 2018 at 4:07 pm | #

                Accidental toe dismemberment (not necessarily your own)

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      June 22, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Right, and as long as you hire an assassin it’s not murder.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 22, 2018 at 1:30 am | #

        It’s not? Learn something new every day.

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        June 22, 2018 at 3:28 am | #

        I’m reminded of this great sequence in EGS: http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=2253 😀

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 22, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      It’s funny how some people are on this side and some think that it’s wrong BECAUSE she’s not making direct moves– and some think it’s wrong regardless. And others probably have other stances; I’m personally not that invested in the ethics of this particular situation.

      • nothri
        nothri
        June 22, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

        I’ll be totally honest, considering all the child concentration camps and general ugliness in the news about Trump’s America, I just find it refreshing no one objects to the white girl wanting to date the black guy for the most terrible reasons that implies.

        • Batman
          Batman
          June 22, 2018 at 12:36 am | #

          Don’t forget project iron sky. We will have a moon base soon.

          • Eldritch Gentleman
            Eldritch Gentleman
            June 22, 2018 at 3:38 am | #

            Irony Sky? That sounds like something out of the “Nazis on the Moon” kind of scenario.

            Still the new Space Race is starting with China as the main competitor so maybe we’ll get some proper space exploration and exploitation programs going… hopefully it won’t end with One Year War though…

            • Kryss LaBryn
              Kryss LaBryn
              June 22, 2018 at 10:15 am | #

              Aren’t there international agreements against the weaponizing of space and what, though? –I mean, not like Trump gives a damned about any agreements at all, even ones he made and signed himself; but still. We’ve agreed as a species that placing weapons platforms into orbit that can prevent other countries from accessing orbit is wrong, for what I would like to think are extremely obvious reasons, and detrimental to our progress as a species.

              Not that Trump gives a fuck about that.

              • Eldritch Gentleman
                Eldritch Gentleman
                June 22, 2018 at 10:33 am | #

                Ah I think you misunderstood me. I’m not interested in weaponizing space. I was talking about more intense exploration and exploitation of space resources. With the Soviet Union gone the space exploration lost a lot of it’s importance and prestige. Now that China are going full-force into it we might have another Space Race which will again kick our space tech forward. Maybe mining resources from Moon and Asteroids. Space Tech should be high-priority for humanity because without going Out There we won’t survive as a species.

              • King Daniel
                King Daniel
                June 22, 2018 at 1:49 pm | #

                The only internationally-recognized treaty between spacefaring nations which regards the militarization of space forbids placing weapons of mass destruction (nuclear, chemical, biological) in space. Anything else – armed space stations (which the Soviets actually experimented with back in the ‘70s), military spaceplanes like the ongoing US X-37 program, or loopholes around the WMD ban like kinetic impactors aka “Rods From God” – are fair game.

            • Spaz
              Spaz
              June 22, 2018 at 10:37 am | #

              Iron Sky was the Moon Nazis movie that delighted in its own camp.

              Irony Sky is when Musk gets to Mars, only to have to face off against the undead ranks of Ayn Randian zombies–only to discover that the Randianism was inside him all along.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 22, 2018 at 6:54 am | #

        Depends on the direct moves.

        I think it would be less wrong if she was more open about it.
        It would be worse if those direct moves involved tearing down Raidah, rather than just being up front with Jacob.

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        June 22, 2018 at 8:12 pm | #

        “Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.”

    • Ooz
      Ooz
      June 22, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      Yeah, like- she hasn’t really done anything to try and make him break up with Raidah. No schemes, no dissing Raidah, no “seduction”. She hasn’t even overtly flirted with him or tried to be alone with him! Her plan so far seems to be presenting herself as cute and charming in his vicinity and hoping Jacob “comes to his senses”. Hoping an apparently happy relationship will end is kind of shitty, but it’s not that terrible. And in the mean time, even if it doesn’t work, she’s building a genuine friendship with a nice guy. Seems like fair game to me.

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        June 22, 2018 at 3:46 am | #

        And to be fair there are signs of his relationship with Raidah not being all that happy or healthy. With Joyce switching from “Here have some Sarah shoved down your throat” to “If you ever change your mind I’m here” I’m much more comfortable with his relationship with Raidah falling apart.

    • Jess
      Jess
      June 22, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      Yeah, a theme I’ve noticed in the comments is that having feelings for someone who’s taken is inherently terrible.

      And yeah, it’s really hard.

      But, if you don’t try to do anything then, no, it isn’t such an evil thing.

      It can cause a bit of heartache when you get hope and it gets dashed… again and again… and that’s why it isn’t such a common thing.

      A healthy way to approach it is to acknowledge the attraction but don’t stake too much on it while they are with someone else. At least that’s how I’ve dealt with this. If there’s attraction elsewhere and the other person single, go for it. And if you and the original person are both in a single state later down the line, then hey go for it.

      Joyce, acknowledging her crush is good. I hope she follows a path that doesn’t break her, because I can definitely see Sarah’s prediction still coming to fourth.

      Fingers crossed.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 22, 2018 at 1:43 am | #

        The reasoning behind ‘having feelings for someone who is taken is terrible’ is that they view people as objects instead of people. If people are things they can be owned or taken. Things can be stolen. People who control their own actions can’t be. Hidden behind a pseudo moralistic stance, it attempts to deny Jacob his agency. Or that’s my 2 cents.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          June 22, 2018 at 2:02 am | #

          You can believe Jacob has agency and still think Joyce trying to end a relationship so she can date him is crappy behaviour on her part. The two are hardly mutually exclusive.

          • Clif
            Clif
            June 22, 2018 at 2:33 am | #

            What is she doing to try to end their relationship? Is she trying to convince him Raidah is a bad person? Is she lying about Raidah? Is she trying to get him to cheat on Raidah? Or is she simply flirting with him and letting him make up his own mind. Which he gets to do.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              June 22, 2018 at 3:25 am | #

              Flirting with a guy in a relationship in the hopes he’ll get together with you instead is pretty crappy. Yes, Jacob gets to decide whether he’ll take her up on it, but I don’t think its so unreasonable to expect Joyce to respect his relationship. If she’d been flat out and told him ‘I like you’ that’d be one thing, but she’s not.

          • CJ
            CJ
            June 22, 2018 at 2:34 am | #

            Oh the glory of a “relationship” that has been going for… is it four weeks already? Dang, how much trust, understanding and common experience they must already have build up…

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              June 22, 2018 at 3:22 am | #

              I don’t care if they made it official YESTERDAY, it’d still be a crappy thing to do.

              • CJ
                CJ
                June 22, 2018 at 5:10 am | #

                We seem to have quite different ideas what a relationship is about.

                I might be a bit jaded by now because several long-term relationships around me have desintegrated over the last two years and in most cases, it turns out both parties are happier afterwards – which is making me more sad than I was ever outraged by the incredible shitty ways some of the people involved behaved to get the separation. Or people staying in relationships where there are actively abused by their partners.

                Relationships are not holy things that must be revered at all times. They are an agreement between two or more parties to share some things, how many is part of the agreement, and I expect all parties involved to stand by their agreement as good as they can.
                But… life changes, people change, and realizing your own or a partner’s changes (or, more often in early stages of a relationship, realizing that your idea who that partner was didn’t match with reality) create times in which decisions have to be made. These times often drag on as people usually avoid change if they can. Someone from outside may give incentive to decide.
                I’d rather be with people who end their current relationship before they start one with me – because people will go as they have come.
                Neither Joyce nor Jacob have done anything shitty, yet.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  June 22, 2018 at 1:20 pm | #

                  Flirting while Jacob is in a monogamous relationship with someone else is shitty, imo. By entering a monogamous relationship, Jacob’s agreed to commit romantic attention to Raidah. Joyce is ignoring that and trying to get together with Jacob not by laying all her cards on the table (which I’d be fine with) but by trying to flirt with him and get him interested in her instead.

                  And Jacob flirting back is absolutely crappy if he knows what he’s doing. It’s not about revering relationships, it’s about honouring your goddamn commitments. If he wants out, he needs to break up with Raidah. If he doesn’t, he needs to knock it off.

                • CJ
                  CJ
                  June 22, 2018 at 5:28 pm | #

                  First of all:Do we know he agreed to be in a monogamous relationship? It’s a typical error of people to think the other one means the same thing than they do when they agree to a relationship but never check this idea.
                  Second: if you see this amount of flirting and banter already as “not honoring your commitments” in case of a monogamous relationship, aren’t you hurt quite often by your partners, because they don’t see it that way?

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  June 22, 2018 at 7:20 pm | #

                  We don’t know. We didn’t see on panel the moment when they agreed to it. Nor has he explicitly said “we are monogamous”. Of course, no one has asked him.
                  It is however heavily implied that they both understand it that way. We have seen him check in with Raidah about jealousy and her commenting about “if you cheated on me”. Which theoretically could be “slept with someone without informing me, as per our poly agreement”, but isn’t.
                  No, they’re monogamous and Jacob is aware of it.

                  For the second part, BBCC did say “if he knows what he’s doing”, which I at least strongly suspect he doesn’t. This level is pretty low, but if he’s aware of Joyce’s crush, he should be backing off, not playing into it.
                  Nobody said anything about hurt, that’s your word, but given what we know about Joyce’s intent, if Jacob was aware of it and wasn’t rejecting it, concerned would seem reasonable.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  June 23, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

                  We can be pretty sure they’re monogamous, as thejeff said.

                  And second of all – no, not really. I trust my boyfriend isn’t running around seriously flirting with people behind my back. If Jacob didn’t see it as flirting or took it as friendly, the way some people come off flirty without intending anything serious by it, that’s different, which is why I said ‘if Jacob knows’.

                • CJ
                  CJ
                  June 23, 2018 at 1:59 am | #

                  Jacob and Joyce have had much more screen time than Jacob and Raidah.
                  So we now much more about the JJ interactions than about the RJ interactions.
                  Yes, it is implied RJ both mean their relationship to be monogamous but it’s quite unknown if their ideas about what this means are the same or not.

                  To some, this means not becoming physically intimate with someone else, to others it means not flirting with someone else, not even in jest, and to others again it means only having the barest of contact with anyone else of the same gender than your partner.
                  If you don’t talk about it but think your partner has the same idea you have, you might be hurt by stuff your partner totally thinks is within your commitment and you think it violates it.
                  And, well flirting is also a word that means different stuff to different people. I would rate the JJ interactions here as first stage. They are in public and have no intention of leaving the social group. Jacob has no intention to have anything happen. Joyce is hard to say, with her upbringing I doubt she has a clear idea about what to do or not do next. Premarital hanky-panky probably still isn’t her cup of tea.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  June 23, 2018 at 10:47 am | #

                  No. You’re absolutely right. They are not going to go off in a corner and fuck right now. Neither of them has the slightest intention of doing that. If your definition of flirting is “I’m attempting to get you to have sex with me now”, then they’re not flirting.

              • CJ
                CJ
                June 24, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

                Flirting doesn’t need to have any intention to ever have sex. A lot of flirting happens imho in situations where both parties are sure that this will not lead to sex and only because of that.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 22, 2018 at 7:10 am | #

        There’s nothing terrible about having feelings for someone in a relationship and I don’t think that’s what most people who have problems with this are saying. It’s certainly not what I’ve been saying.

        Nothing wrong with feelings. Feelings happen. But you don’t have to act on those feelings. You don’t have to go after him despite his relationship.

        Part of the disconnect may be one of intent rather that specific actions. Joyce’s actions, while flirty, could be seen from outside as innocent. Even though she’s interested, she be repressing that and just being friendly. Except that we know she’s not. We know she was originally trying to break them up to get him with Sarah and it’s strongly implied that she’s now trying to do the same for herself.
        She is trying to do something. The intent is there. Whether she’s effective at it is another question entirely.

    • Emily
      Emily
      June 22, 2018 at 8:07 am | #

      I mean, intent DOES matter. Just because Joyce is incompetent at doing a bad thing doesn’t mean it’s not wrong of her to try.

  12. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    June 22, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    Don’t worry, Walky. Billie will never go on the roof to throw you off. She prefers getting drunk to Garbage Roof.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      June 22, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      But what if Billie goes up to Garbage Roof to get drunk, and finds Walky flirting with Amber there?

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        June 22, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

        I don’t think Billie can recognize the nuanced flirting of throwing toys at someone’s head.

  13. Some Random Name
    Some Random Name
    June 22, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    I’m surprised Joyce didn’t notice her shirt. Either that or she’s had a sudden change of character in this universe.

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      June 22, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      I think a certain degree of tunnel vision is a factor.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 22, 2018 at 1:21 am | #

        More important things taking up her attention.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      June 22, 2018 at 4:24 pm | #

      Joyce already has experimented with cleavage in this comic.

  14. nothri
    nothri
    June 22, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    Is she lying? Will this be some major expose? How deep do the lies of Gaitgate go?

  15. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    June 22, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    Sorry, Joyce. Jacob has the superior mathematical planning in this contest. I think he’s going to win this Fitbit War.
    … Pedometer Battle? Stepcount Struggle?

    • Spaz
      Spaz
      June 22, 2018 at 10:40 am | #

      The internet has warped my brain to the point where the word “pedometer” lost its meaning there for a moment.

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        June 22, 2018 at 8:38 pm | #

        : (
        …
        That’s fair though.

  16. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    June 22, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    Okay, Billie, now imagine that this is how you flirt with Walky, and throw EVERYONE off a rooftop.

  17. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    June 22, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    My God you fitness nerds.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      June 22, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

      The best of both worlds.

    • Zee
      Zee
      June 22, 2018 at 11:28 am | #

      According to my boyfriend (as I’ve called him that many times), that just a jock

  18. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    June 22, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

    For all we know, fitness flirting might be the solution to the growing obesity epidemic.
    At least I’d probably be much lighter if my flirting was fitness oriented.

  19. HelenKellersDog
    HelenKellersDog
    June 22, 2018 at 12:57 am | #

    This is a good ship. Too bad it’ll probably sail and sink tho.

    • Formerly Glenn
      Formerly Glenn
      June 22, 2018 at 10:44 am | #

      I’d ship it to mars and back.

  20. Shiro
    Shiro
    June 22, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

    They’re good for each other in multiple ways!

  21. Hoodiecrow
    Hoodiecrow
    June 22, 2018 at 1:15 am | #

    Joyce? You’re… smooth?

    On an unrelated note, I’d like to repudiate the claims that flirting by talking about using your feet is an expression of pedophilia. The ostensible linguistic connection is false.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 22, 2018 at 1:20 am | #

      I’m…not sure how I feel about jokes relating to pedophilia. I mean, I get it, but, uh….

      • erejnion
        erejnion
        June 22, 2018 at 1:39 am | #

        As long as kids don’t “get it”, it should be okay, Yumi.

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 22, 2018 at 1:49 am | #

          Relax. The people with a sense of humor who think feet are funny will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          June 22, 2018 at 1:50 am | #

          When someone expresses discomfort with a certain kind of joke, it’s generally poor form to respond with another of those jokes. :/

          • Clif
            Clif
            June 22, 2018 at 2:36 am | #

            Yeah, you’re probably right. I’m sorry Yumi.

            • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
              ǝ snow ʍousɐ
              June 22, 2018 at 1:30 pm | #

              I think they meant erejnion.

      • Hoodiecrow
        Hoodiecrow
        June 26, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

        I would never joke about actually harming children (such as when acting out pedophilia), of course.

    • DSL
      DSL
      June 22, 2018 at 7:19 am | #

      Hoodiecrow, if that’s a satirical reference to the despicable “So what you’re really saying is …” mode of argument — well played!

      • Hoodiecrow
        Hoodiecrow
        June 26, 2018 at 2:10 am | #

        More or less.

    • Zee
      Zee
      June 22, 2018 at 11:31 am | #

      Yknow you’re right? You’d think that’s what foot fetishists would be called huh. Its kinda weird how “ped” relates to kids and feet.

      • 3oranges
        3oranges
        June 22, 2018 at 12:32 pm | #

        Ped- is the root for foot in Latin and child in Greek. Since philia is the second, foot fetishism is actually called podophilia.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        June 22, 2018 at 10:54 pm | #

        Then there is “pedogenesis” and “pedology”.

  22. Averi Pollard
    Averi Pollard
    June 22, 2018 at 1:23 am | #

    Did joyce not notice Billie unbuttoning her shirt? Or has she suddenly become more comfortable showing skin. Even if it is just a little bit more, I would think She’d rather button it back up

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 22, 2018 at 2:30 am | #

      She’s having to use up all her brain’s processing cycles just to keep functioning around her crush and not just lapse into a ‘cute boy catatonia’ so, no, she probably hasn’t noticed yet.

  23. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    June 22, 2018 at 1:27 am | #

    Oh Jacob, buddy, you got to get better at recognizing when you’re drifting from banter into flirting or you’re about to hurt someone you care about.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      June 22, 2018 at 1:36 am | #

      The sad thing is I have a feeling Joyce is going to need to get her feelings hurt if she’s going to learn anything about boundaries at all. As in, Jacob learning what’s up and cutting her off – if not forever, then until her character development is done.

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        June 22, 2018 at 1:51 am | #

        Yep :/

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 22, 2018 at 1:58 am | #

        I’m torn between thinking that Jacob knows exactly what he’s doing, just as Joyce knows what she’s doing, and thinking that he’s going to hurt someone without meaning to. And where I usually wind up is that to some extent both are true. Different parts of his mind want different things. But it’s his mind to make up.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          June 22, 2018 at 2:04 am | #

          If Jacob knows what he’s doing then he either needs to

          A) Knock it off. OR

          B) Grow up and dump Raidah because that would be seriously crappy.

          • Clif
            Clif
            June 22, 2018 at 2:09 am | #

            Well, I agree with Cerberus that he needs to be careful, but the notion that he doesn’t recognize that Joyce is flirting with him and isn’t enjoying it is preposterous.

            • Inahc
              Inahc
              June 22, 2018 at 2:20 am | #

              Why? Plenty of people are clueless about these things.

              • Clif
                Clif
                June 22, 2018 at 2:39 am | #

                Jacob hasn’t exactly been presented as being clueless. In fact he’s pretty perceptive.

                • Reltzik
                  Reltzik
                  June 22, 2018 at 7:10 am | #

                  He’s been pretty clueless on this front, though. He never seems to have figured out when Sarah was trying to flirt with him, either.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              June 22, 2018 at 3:21 am | #

              If he’s enjoying her flirting with him, he needs to decide whether or not he’s interested in reciprocating her interest. If yes, dump Raidah. If not, knock it off.

              • CJ
                CJ
                June 22, 2018 at 4:53 am | #

                I agree. It might take him a moment to decide this, as people are complicated. That doesn’t make him a bad person.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  June 22, 2018 at 1:23 pm | #

                  My issues with Jacob here (again, assuming he knows) are

                  A) We haven’t seen him trying to decide yet.

                  And

                  B) He’s flirting with Joyce back before ending things with Raidah. No. Bad Jacob. You are in a monogamous relationship, you’ve agreed you only get romantic with your girlfriend. If you want more, either that commitment needs to change (i.e. ask if you can switch to polyamory, etc.) or you need to end it.

          • BenRG
            BenRG
            June 22, 2018 at 2:28 am | #

            It’s not beyond the bounds of possibility that he’s hanging out with Joyce because he finds her more fun to be around. Basically, Raidah is the respectable one he brings to parties. Joyce is the fun one with whom he parties!

            That said, yeah, he needs to make a choice.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 22, 2018 at 3:48 am | #

      There are few very-great ways of handling someone-else-makes-your-heart-go-pitter-patter when you are in an exclusive relationship with someone who clearly doesn’t want it to be non-exclusive.

      Jacob handles it in a not-great way.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 22, 2018 at 7:36 am | #

      I suspect Jacob has a problem with this and that it ties into his earlier comment about having had lots of jealous girlfriends. If he’s naturally flirty and generally oblivious to other’s interest in him, then we wind up right where we are with Joyce. And he might not actually be as interested as we think.

    • Zee
      Zee
      June 22, 2018 at 11:41 am | #

      Tbh unless she becomes more obvious about it he’s probably not gonna notice. I’ve established down below that I’m a bit of a Jacob, and I definitely wouldn’t think of this as “flirting” in his shoes. Especially since he knows Joyce knows he’s taken, that’s probably wiped any notion of flirtation from his mind.
      Tbh I get the feeling this is just how Jacob is. Just really charismatic and maybe flirty without realizing. I mean he’s got people falling for him left and right, I know he’s hot but the charisma has got to factor. I can’t bring myself to believe he “knows what he’s doing”, that just feels really out of character imo. He feels too ethically strong for that. Kind of a Chidi Anagonye type without the anxiety.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 22, 2018 at 3:10 pm | #

        That’s pretty much how I read it.
        Though note that just because he hasn’t noticed it, doesn’t mean it isn’t working on him.

  24. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    June 22, 2018 at 1:28 am | #

    Radiah will be angry if she hears these two about discussing the pros and cons of the Saitama routine.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      June 22, 2018 at 3:59 am | #

      [whispers] One Punch

  25. Jago
    Jago
    June 22, 2018 at 1:34 am | #

    Great emotional support, Billie.

    • erejnion
      erejnion
      June 22, 2018 at 1:35 am | #

      Billie is a miracle of the universe, knows exactly what Walky needs.

  26. Larkle
    Larkle
    June 22, 2018 at 2:01 am | #

    Joyce and Jacob flirting is bad of course, but dang they do have good chemistry. If it weren’t for the disastrous he’s-in-a-relationship undertone, it would really be a cute romance.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 22, 2018 at 7:38 am | #

      I know. The most annoying thing about this whole plotline is that I really do like them together, but it really shouldn’t lead that way, but to a “Joyce learns a lesson” conclusion.

  27. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 22, 2018 at 2:27 am | #

    Like Sarah, Billie and Walky, I know that this is probably Joyce and Jacob openly flirting with each other but it’s still something bizarre to watch. Jacob obviously has a strong centre of jock but I can’t shake the impression that the two of them are actually talking about something else!

  28. Ainara
    Ainara
    June 22, 2018 at 2:28 am | #

    Wow, that’s the first time I’ve seen someone bragging about having tiny legs

  29. Badgermole
    Badgermole
    June 22, 2018 at 2:38 am | #

    I think both of them implicitly know what they’re doing but don’t want to directly face up to the fact. The only way this can go really wrong is if either Jacob or Joyce, who both have strongly moral selves, are forced to confront that what they’re doing has consequences – like hurting a third party, who’s flawed and maybe not the best girlfriend but doesn’t deserve that hurt. I’d like to see a storyline that would humanize Raidah like this and also force Joyce and Jacob to confront their less than perfect moral selves.

    • CJ
      CJ
      June 22, 2018 at 4:51 am | #

      Going through life and opening up to people will get you hurt, no matter how good anyone’s intentions are.
      No one deserves to be intentionally hurt, but we should accept it’s a fact of life that people you like, love or just are around a lot will hurt you at one time or another, because they are themselves and not an idea in your head that always has the same needs, wants and desires as you do.

  30. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    June 22, 2018 at 3:06 am | #

    There is SO much happening here and I just. Okay.

  31. Woof
    Woof
    June 22, 2018 at 3:07 am | #

    Joyce’s Super Saiyan hair is making her hyper-competitive – not too soon she and Jacob will surely produce a time traveling baby!

  32. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 22, 2018 at 3:36 am | #

    Don’t pick a fitness fight with the fitness conquistador.

    …seriously – Joyce and Jacob flirting is super cute!

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 22, 2018 at 3:37 am | #

      You know, if Sarah were to call them out right now, I bet that they’d both deny that they’re flirting and mean it. It’s what is really cute but weird about this whole thing. They’re both so innocent that they don’t entirely know what they’re doing.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 22, 2018 at 3:44 am | #

        I mean, they MIGHT build a strong friendship that never becomes anything more like a friendship…

        …but if Jacob were to start hesitate about how much he really wants to be with Raidah, and start to think about how much Joyce makes his heart go pitter-patter… yeah it might become very not-innocent very quickly.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 22, 2018 at 3:50 am | #

        Also, I don’t think Sarah has that much of an incentive to interrupt Jocye and Jacob. She has come clean with Joyce, she is not the one doing horribly mean things any longer… but if Joyce keeps flirting by her on volition… and if Jacob answers in kind… and if Sarah keeps quiet about it… there is still a chance Raidah might be hurt in the process.

        Eyes on the price, Sarah.

        • CJ
          CJ
          June 22, 2018 at 4:47 am | #

          Raidah is going to be hurt because she’s invested her future plans in a guy she has known for all of a month and ignored everything that tells her he doesn’t fit into her plans. Instead she manipulates him to behave as she wants.
          This will bite her some way down the line no matter how Jacob and Joyce play out.
          BTW: if your aim in life is not to be emotionally hurt, you should avoid human contact. It’s inevitable, else.

          • Clif
            Clif
            June 22, 2018 at 9:45 am | #

            Truth.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 22, 2018 at 7:47 am | #

        Jacob sure. I don’t think he realizes.

        Joyce though. After her conversation with Joe about how she might have a chance with Jacob and then the look after she talked to Sarah about it – Joyce knows exactly what she’s doing.

  33. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    June 22, 2018 at 3:50 am | #

    Too much power.
    https://imgur.com/a/kEJtZQ9

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 22, 2018 at 3:51 am | #

      Billie shouldn’t have toyed with such powerful forces.

    • Ragnarok
      Ragnarok
      June 22, 2018 at 7:46 am | #

      Yes.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      June 22, 2018 at 7:47 am | #

      I have to add another comic to go with your fan art.

      http://betweenfailures.com/comics1/152-intentional

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      June 22, 2018 at 3:26 pm | #

      Nicely done.

  34. Shen Hibiki
    Shen Hibiki
    June 22, 2018 at 4:08 am | #

    I’m.. confused.
    Everyone seems to see this as -obviously- flirting… and I fail to see it as such o.o;

    • FireAtWilliam
      FireAtWilliam
      June 22, 2018 at 4:13 am | #

      Fake competition is a common theme in flirting, and one of the ways you can tell this is specfiically flirting are things like Joyce adding in the veiled compliment of Jacob being gigantic. Basically engaging in the friendly competition is about reinforcing your shared interest, and therefore deepening your connection

      • Shen Hibiki
        Shen Hibiki
        June 23, 2018 at 1:19 am | #

        …
        I guess that explains why people assume I’m flirting when I’m just being being fucking -friendly-? ._.
        I mean, “deepening a connection” isn’t what you do with friends? To keep them close? And complimenting your friends, isn’t that a good thing too? @.@

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 23, 2018 at 10:50 am | #

          And I suspect that’s what Jacob is doing here. Joyce on the hand is doing so with romantic intent.

          As I’ve said before I suspect this is why Jacob’s had problems with jealous girlfriends in the past – he forms close flirty friendships with girls with obvious crushes on him. He’s completely oblivious, but it’s obvious to everyone else.

  35. Just for kix
    Just for kix
    June 22, 2018 at 4:45 am | #

    I ship Jacob and Joyce. SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!

  36. Katherine
    Katherine
    June 22, 2018 at 6:37 am | #

    My tiny woman (shoo be doo wah) ~

  37. DSL
    DSL
    June 22, 2018 at 7:22 am | #

    Entendre doubling reaches Shakespearean levels in Panel 4.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      June 22, 2018 at 8:56 am | #

      Quite. I’m wondering how long Joyce was planning that bit. It sounds a little too polished to be spontaneous.

  38. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    June 22, 2018 at 7:40 am | #

    When did Joyce develop the flirty faces? Wow.

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      June 22, 2018 at 9:27 am | #

      She was the most socialized of her church youth group.

      • Beef
        Beef
        June 22, 2018 at 12:26 pm | #

        To be fair they look more like smug faces, which I imagine church youth groups train you well in

  39. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    June 22, 2018 at 8:53 am | #

    Joyce, for the love of all that is holy–that should appeal to you–stop this madness.

  40. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    June 22, 2018 at 9:18 am | #

    They eyebrows have already started their mating dance.

  41. Proto
    Proto
    June 22, 2018 at 9:55 am | #

    Despite my dedication to the old Walkyverse and thus kinda wanting to see Joyce and Walky hook up, I am enjoying Walky and Billie as a dynamic and could be convinced to even ship them.

  42. Formerly Glenn
    Formerly Glenn
    June 22, 2018 at 10:46 am | #

    I ship this Joyce/Jacob thing so hard. Too bad it’ll never work out. 🙁

    For that matter, I’d be pretty okay with some Walky/Billie too. (Also not going to happen.)

    • Beef
      Beef
      June 22, 2018 at 12:25 pm | #

      Big yes to Joyce/Jacob aside from the immorality of it all

      Big no to Walky/Billie but you do you

  43. Zee
    Zee
    June 22, 2018 at 11:03 am | #

    Yknow, it didn’t even really occur to me the Joyce jacob was flirting until the comments pointed it out. This still just feels like banter to me tbh. Which I guess makes me more like Jacob, since I guess I’d unintentionally do this too.

    • Zee
      Zee
      June 22, 2018 at 11:49 am | #

      Actually I was thinking about that more while going through the comments and realized that I actually was in a kind of similar situation. When I met my current boyfriend he and I were both in (dead) relationships and all his attempts at flirting, including straight up saying he liked me, flew straight over my head because we were both dating people. And while I was desperate to find anyone new I didn’t think he was.
      So yeah, I get the feeling unless Joyce straight up confesses to him, or someone else does on her behalf, Jacobs not going to catch on.
      Side note- do I talk about myself too much in the comments. I feel like I do but I feel that way whenever I bring myself up at all.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        June 22, 2018 at 8:51 pm | #

        I don’t think you talk about yourself too much. But I also tend to talk about myself in the comments more than some.

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        June 22, 2018 at 11:03 pm | #

        eh, I haven’t noticed. I like hearing people’s anecdotes anyways.

        • Zee
          Zee
          June 23, 2018 at 9:17 am | #

          Alright thanks

  44. Beef
    Beef
    June 22, 2018 at 12:26 pm | #

    To be fair, alt-text, it worked out pretty well for him

  45. Dex
    Dex
    June 22, 2018 at 2:28 pm | #

    Wait… does Joyce actually know that she’s flirting?

  46. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    June 22, 2018 at 11:27 pm | #

    Curious if Joyce is deliberately flirting, or if she’s just having fun talking to Jacob, like before Joe exposed Sarah’s actual plan, and it just kind of lends up as flirtation.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 22, 2018 at 11:33 pm | #

      It’s really hard for me to read it any other way, though she may just get caught up in having fun talking to Jacob? But like last strip when she was putting her hair up to “look nice for … for lunch”.
      There is very definitely intent here.

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        June 22, 2018 at 11:36 pm | #

        yeah, I’d say the intent started here: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/sniping/

  47. Griffin
    Griffin
    June 23, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Extreme cute Joyce faces

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the sega genesis is my favourite video game console named after a book of the bible. also i think the only one, but i could be wrong www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Suppose I theorized that
T-Rex: So far we're in Normal Land, but stay with me. Now, if I then SAW a black raven, then that'd be some nice evidence that supports my
Utahraptor: Seems normal to me!
T-Rex: IS IT THOUGH??

T-Rex: Sure, a black raven supports my
T-Rex: So we've LOGICALLY PROVEN that seeing SONIC D. HEDGEHOG is somehow evidence for all ravens being black!! BUT THAT'S NUTS! We're in CRAZY LAND now, and we all just have to live with this unsolved problem in logic!!
Off panel: Frig, my sanity!!
T-Rex: FRIG, MINE TOO!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
dawn: ha ha, you believed the fish but not me!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
Dumbing of Age: "Saturday" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Saturday
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
meaningful number!
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.makeship.com/petitions/tr... Wanna Tricerahoodie Dina plush? GO PLEDGE FOR ONE! We need 200 people to make it happen! Pledge period will end in 10 days!
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Tricerahoodie Dina Plushie
Dina is so small and quiet that she goes completely unnoticed by most people for long stretches of time. She doesn’t talk much — she prefers to observe. People and how they interact is a puzzle to Din...
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Tirk @tirkarokujo.itch.io ⋅ 13h
im sorry but this is just indefensible, why the fuck is Judge Judy still on the air
mskellymhayes.bsky.social's user avatarPuff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
Chicago.
A city bus with the words Fuck ICE written on its windshield
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
worst where's waldo ever, he's right fucken there
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
ahh nah, if it does attach on his back, it attaches upside-down from my expected arrangement, so guess that chunk of vehicle mode hanging off his back already is the "cape"
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Looks like the shield attaches via 5mm port to his arm, and there IS a 5mm port also on what becomes his back, so... maybe! If it doesn't get covered over in the transformation!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
I've got a lovely box of Dorothy deedlely dee dee There they are all standing in a row
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
ACAB means Dennis the Menace
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEAk... all right, let's find out about everything amazon leaked yesterday
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Transformers Fanstream | June 2025 | Hasbro Pulse
YouTube video by Hasbro Pulse
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DollaryyDoos (she/her) @dollaryydoos.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I don't care if I've said this before, unofficial or not, this is one of the best crossovers in history.
joechoui.bsky.social's user avatarJoe Chouinard @joechoui.bsky.social ⋅ 8m
My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Self-serving" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Starting yesterday and for the next nine days, Makeship has begun collecting pledges for a Tricerahoodie Dina plush!  If we reach 200 pledges in those 10 days, Dina will be made! That sounds pretty ra...
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scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
omg 😍 eeee! ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜
shaenon.bsky.social's user avatarShaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
The writer and artist from Understanding Comics drawn into the panel about survival and reproduction originally illustrated with a couple flirting in a bar. Understanding Comics gets into the weeds sometimes.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
alpha trion's really been workin' out in this old age, just blastin' those abs
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
anyway, here's what A3 is writing: TILL ALL ARE ONE surprise!
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Flatline! Get it?????????
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Vangelus @vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
hey who needs leakers when the actual retail partners regularly blow more of the reveals in better detail right before streams happen lmao
tfw2005.bsky.social's user avatarTFW2005 @tfw2005.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Age Of The Primes Wave 3 + Exclusives First Look #tfw2005 #transformers
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Age Of The Primes Wave 3 + Exclusives First Look
Just in from Amazon France is our first look at Age Of The Primes Wave 3 + Exclusives! The post Age Of The Primes Wave 3 + Exclusives First Look appeared first on Transformer World 2005 - TFW2005.COM.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(june 14, 2026)
dorothy, probably lecturing or something
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Faith Erin Hicks @faitherinhicks.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's me
A small angry girl tries to understand human nature by reading about it
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.makeship.com/petitions/tr... Wanna Tricerahoodie Dina plush? GO PLEDGE FOR ONE! We need 200 people to make it happen! Pledge period will end in 10 days!
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Tricerahoodie Dina Plushie
Dina is so small and quiet that she goes completely unnoticed by most people for long stretches of time. She doesn’t talk much — she prefers to observe. People and how they interact is a puzzle to Din...
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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
LET'S FUCKING GO!!! BITCH www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
A screenshot of the RHS2 campaign at 69% of its goal with exactly 500 backers
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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online ⋅ 2d
this is such a good representation of American Christianity
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
What if: I sticker this guy on the countertop instead of the floor because I am an old man who can't sit on the floor comfortably anymore
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Heatwave?????
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Chris Roberts @rickzarber.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I'm doing my part! 🫡
69 supporters
34% of Goal
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
So Mirriam Webster has announced that 'FRIDGE' is an official word in their dictionary now, and sited me as the concept's creator in the definition. Very cool, and weird at the same time. I got death threats over this, cool for it it to be recognized. www.merriam-webster.com/slang/fridge
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To fridge a (usually female) character in a movie, television show, comic book, etc., is to kill them off or seriously harm/abuse/violate them in some way (as a writer) for the purposes of motivating ...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23614371... Buy my MPM-6 Masterpiece Ironhide! dog not included
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Allie @rally.luckyraven.cc ⋅ 3d
"Abolish ICE" and "defund the police" were the compromise positions. Trials and gallows need to be on the table from here. We can't accept princes and pretender-kings back into shuffle of potential leaders. We can't allow them to come back for the levers of power again later. They've hurt so many.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
One hour post-launch, and Real Hero Shit: Harder Than It Looks is 45% FUNDED, a "Project We Love," and... ⭐⭐⭐THE MOST POPULAR PROJECT ON ALL OF KICKSTARTER.⭐⭐⭐ Congrats, @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social !!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
A screenshot, showing Iron Circus' latest project is the most popular project on the entire site.
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