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by David M Willis on May 25, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – Of Mike And Men
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

Discussion (138) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    May 25, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Caught by an ass crack,
    No escape from reality.

    • shadowcell
      shadowcell
      May 25, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      thunder butts and lightning
      very very frightening

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        May 25, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

        Open your eyes,
        Look up at the thighs and see

        • GLaDOS
          GLaDOS
          May 25, 2018 at 12:34 pm | #

          Turn around
          Look at what you seeee
          In your face
          The bottom of your dreaams

      • TrueVCU
        TrueVCU
        May 25, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

        I’m just a poor butt nobody loves me

        HE’S JUST A POOR BUTT FROM A POOR FAMILY
        SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY

        • butts
          butts
          May 25, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

          easy come easy go will you butt me go

          BUTTSMILLAH! NOOOO! WE WILL NOT BUTT YOU GO!

          • TrueVCU
            TrueVCU
            May 25, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

            Let me gooooo!
            BUTTZILLA! NOOOOOO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

            • Redsg
              Redsg
              May 25, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

              I see a little silhouette of a fan’
              Scary Ruth, scary Ruth, will you do the fandango?

              • Inahc
                Inahc
                May 25, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

                *extended fart solo*

                • Frost Magi
                  Frost Magi
                  May 25, 2018 at 12:39 am | #

                  Sorry to cut this off… I love all of you… so very much lmao. Best comment section ever

                • Koms
                  Koms
                  May 25, 2018 at 6:13 am | #

                  Just gotta butt out just gotta butt right out of here..

                • Charlie Spencer
                  Charlie Spencer
                  May 25, 2018 at 6:40 am | #

                  Any way the wind blows.

                • Council
                  Council
                  May 25, 2018 at 8:36 am | #

                  I’m home.

                • Agnes Nitt
                  Agnes Nitt
                  May 25, 2018 at 10:18 am | #

                  …sends shivers down my spine,
                  my butt is achin’ all the time…

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  May 25, 2018 at 2:11 pm | #

                  This is truly epic, you guys are brilliant.

                • Yet_One_More_Idiot
                  Yet_One_More_Idiot
                  May 25, 2018 at 8:59 pm | #

                  Mama, just killed a man
                  Put my butt against his head
                  Let one rip and now he’s dead
                  Mama, life was about butts,
                  But now I’ve gone and thrown butts all away!

                  Mama, oooooooooooooooooh!
                  Didn’t mean to make you cry,
                  Can’t help loving butts and I’ll be back tomorrow
                  Carry on, carry on
                  ‘Cos only butts really matter…

              • Dean
                Dean
                May 25, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

                Beelzebutt has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeee…

      • Hash
        Hash
        May 25, 2018 at 11:40 am | #

        Just a young butt with a quick poof
        I was uptight, wanna let loose

  2. butts
    butts
    May 25, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    WELP found my next one

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      May 25, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      The collection grows.

      • TrueVCU
        TrueVCU
        May 25, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

        Now I’m imagining Emperor Cartagia, but with butts

        • butts
          butts
          May 25, 2018 at 1:59 am | #

          GOD no

          do not sever people’s butts and put them on display and speak to them like a crazy person

          • Emperor Deanatay
            Emperor Deanatay
            May 25, 2018 at 9:15 am | #

            What’s that, Billie’s Butt? You liked Joyce’s Butt better? Well, tough noogies, I’M THE EMPEROR HERE!!

    • TheHorseCouncil
      TheHorseCouncil
      May 25, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Literally scrolled down to see if your profile pick changed

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      May 25, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      ha, that looks surprisingly weird out of context. my brain keeps trying to miscategorize it as a non-butt.

      • Zathras10
        Zathras10
        May 25, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

        Yeah, but *what*? A tooth? A deformed thumb? Just can’t….

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          May 25, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

          maybe a femur?

          • Zathras10
            Zathras10
            May 25, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

            Any image in a storm, really. I’m good with femur.

          • TrueVCU
            TrueVCU
            May 25, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

            Ruth approves

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          May 25, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

          clearly the well disguised bell end of a dick

          • Zathras10
            Zathras10
            May 25, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

            NOT HELPING!

            😀

          • Inahc
            Inahc
            May 25, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

            damnit, I don’t think I’ll be able to unsee that 😀

            • Zathras10
              Zathras10
              May 25, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

              The usual distractions…monkeys, poop…aren’t working. It’s too late already.

        • Wizard
          Wizard
          May 25, 2018 at 2:34 am | #

          An elbow, obviously.

          • Koms
            Koms
            May 25, 2018 at 6:16 am | #

            Everyone knows it’s a phone.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            May 25, 2018 at 9:18 am | #

            Weenus.

    • Zathras10
      Zathras10
      May 25, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

      You were meant for each other.

      *sniff*

    • Yet_One_More_Idiot
      Yet_One_More_Idiot
      May 27, 2018 at 5:47 pm | #

      Dumbing Of Age Book 8: Or is just someone’s butt in my face?

  3. threePwny
    threePwny
    May 25, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    HAWT

    • Stu
      Stu
      May 25, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

      We need an edit on the last panel with Ruth saying “Swiggity Swooty”

  4. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    May 25, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Butts: the best medicine

    • butts
      butts
      May 25, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      ask your doctor about butts today

      • TrueVCU
        TrueVCU
        May 25, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

        Side effects may include gas, nausea, and erections lasting 4-6 hours

      • Zathras10
        Zathras10
        May 25, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

        My doctor said that he likes big ones, and that he cannot deny that preference.

      • Tempest
        Tempest
        May 25, 2018 at 12:49 am | #

        Can butts cure butts disease, or do they just make it worse?

    • Thursday Violist
      Thursday Violist
      May 25, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

      Naw, the butts is just a side-effect.

  5. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    May 25, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Undapants.

  6. Shiro
    Shiro
    May 25, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Billie, that CANNOT be a comfortable sleeping position. How did you even end up like that.

    • threePwny
      threePwny
      May 25, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Must have some Ragdoll in her. No wait, that was my cat

    • Thursday Violist
      Thursday Violist
      May 25, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

      I’m more concerned about her falling asleep with her glasses still on. That sort of stuff is painful.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 25, 2018 at 1:48 am | #

        It’s not too bad, unless you sleep on your stomach like Billie did.

        In my experience they stay on your face 99% of the time, but when they accidentally come off they get mangled.

        • Katherine
          Katherine
          May 25, 2018 at 1:58 am | #

          naw I got a bruise on my nose from the time I did it (to be fair I was very drunk when that happened.

    • Xenocide
      Xenocide
      May 25, 2018 at 2:23 am | #

      I’m worried about how her back and legs are going to feel when she gets up. Good lord there going to be stiff.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      May 25, 2018 at 9:19 am | #

      Attempted 69 – FAILED

  7. bryy
    bryy
    May 25, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Wait, is Billie sneaking in to sleep with or with Ruth and still also trying to maintain her cheerleader persona at Forest?

  8. Lilyliv
    Lilyliv
    May 25, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Why is Ruth’s train of thought so relatable? It should not be that relatable. (Inb4 one of you lovable smartasses says it, no—I don’t mean the butt part. 😘 )

    • DovahQueen
      DovahQueen
      May 25, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      That thought process has probably been shared by a lot more of us than is fair.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      May 25, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      depression is predictable. >.<

      • Lilyliv
        Lilyliv
        May 25, 2018 at 1:07 am | #

        It is, though. *hugs all of you* (those who are okay with it, ofc)

      • No Name
        No Name
        May 25, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

        And here I thought it was the HAPPY families that were all alike…

  9. doomska
    doomska
    May 25, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    This morning could go very well or very badly

  10. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    May 25, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    yep, definitely buttface

    • Woobie
      Woobie
      May 25, 2018 at 12:48 am | #

      similar to fuckface?

      • Annonymouse
        Annonymouse
        May 25, 2018 at 9:00 am | #

        Doubt it – no lizards involved in this instance.

  11. Yumi
    Yumi
    May 25, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    How is…Billie asleep…in that position? Like did she fall asleep like that? How? Or did she move into that position in her sleep? Did she fall asleep by accident (glasses) but sleepily take her pants off?

    • Shiro
      Shiro
      May 25, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      I’ve been known to ditch the pants immediately after getting home if I’m alone, so that part at least is explainable

  12. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 25, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    We finally found patient zero of butts disease.

    • butts
      butts
      May 25, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      yes hello i’ve been here the entire time

      • A4lbi
        A4lbi
        May 25, 2018 at 12:36 am | #

        IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        May 25, 2018 at 1:18 am | #

        And here I thought you would never find a better gravatar… Silly me.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 25, 2018 at 1:49 am | #

        Well, it is named after you…

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      May 25, 2018 at 1:29 am | #

      ’tis the beginning of the zombutt apocalypse.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        May 25, 2018 at 2:16 am | #

        What I try to figure out if it’s the butt we need or the one we deserve.

        • Clif
          Clif
          May 25, 2018 at 11:36 am | #

          Is there a difference?

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            May 25, 2018 at 12:57 pm | #

            I honestly have no idea.

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    May 25, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    “It’s not different AT ALL, is it, Steve?!”

    • PB
      PB
      May 26, 2018 at 2:28 pm | #

      I approve of this reference.

  14. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    May 25, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    If you always sleep over at your girlfriend’s, were you still kicked out of the hall?

  15. BBCC
    BBCC
    May 25, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh, Billie. Honey.

  16. Miguel
    Miguel
    May 25, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Well if I woke up next to Billie or Ambers ass, I’d be a happy man

  17. Inahc
    Inahc
    May 25, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    I like how the four near-identical panels were each drawn separately. If you look closely, you can see a ton of minor differences.

  18. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    May 25, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Do you want Butts Disease?

    Because this is how you get Butts Disease.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      May 25, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      *AHEM*

      Willis-Jaques Syndrome. Don’t be insensitive.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        May 25, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

        *Jacques

  19. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    May 25, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    As someone stuck in a long distance relationship, waking up to my girlfriend’s butt next to my face would be a dream come true. I know it wouldn’t cure my depression or stop my anxiety but it certainly wouldn’t hurt either. So enjoy it Ruth, live my dream for me. We can go back to our inner doubts, angers, and fears tomorrow.

    • Jay
      Jay
      May 25, 2018 at 2:45 am | #

      I feel your pain, my gal is coming up in a month and I can’t fucking wait. So stoked.

  20. Derek
    Derek
    May 25, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    does Billie has her ass in the air? how is she in any way comfortable?

  21. Thursday Violist
    Thursday Violist
    May 25, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    Obviously, it’s the medication.

    • user 18
      user 18
      May 25, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

      I find that butts are the best medication

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        May 25, 2018 at 1:18 am | #

        So join me as I sing
        Of an activity that’s fun…

        [warning: meet the feebles spoilers, and the whole movie is NSFL]
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw

        • Sunny
          Sunny
          May 25, 2018 at 6:15 am | #

          One of Peter Jackson’s best works in my opinion.

          • vlademir1
            vlademir1
            May 25, 2018 at 11:34 pm | #

            Indeed it is. Doesn’t hold a candle to Dead Alive/Braindead for me, but Meet the Feebles is still exceptionally enjoyable.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          May 25, 2018 at 9:23 am | #

          You might think it odd of me…

  22. John
    John
    May 25, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

    Billie, that is not how you bed.

  23. Tacos
    Tacos
    May 25, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

    Depending on preferences this is either a great thing to wake up to or a horrible thing to wake up to.

  24. Lingo
    Lingo
    May 25, 2018 at 12:29 am | #

    This is how “Groundhog Day” SHOULD have ended.

    • C.
      C.
      May 25, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

      Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today.

    • StClair
      StClair
      May 25, 2018 at 1:25 am | #

      I got you, babe

  25. Yumi
    Yumi
    May 25, 2018 at 12:43 am | #

    Hey, question, when Mike had sex with your mom for a nickle, which one was it that was doing the paying of said nickle?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 25, 2018 at 1:52 am | #

      I always thought it was Mike, “your mother is a cheap prostitute” being the implication.

      • Annonymouse
        Annonymouse
        May 25, 2018 at 9:19 am | #

        Though it could also mean that Mike was a cheap prostitute butt not that cheap. The statement itself doesn’t imply things one way or the other, only the inherent prejudices of the listener would come into play.

    • Dale
      Dale
      May 25, 2018 at 9:52 am | #

      I believe this Shortpacked! comic established it was Mike: http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1718

      Although this is a different universe, so perhaps it’s still up in the air.

      • Dale
        Dale
        May 25, 2018 at 9:56 am | #

        Also, a Robin gravatar? This is the opposite of Babies! (headcanon that it’s shortpacked! Robin).

  26. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    May 25, 2018 at 12:51 am | #

    Well it’s a nice butt.

  27. Keulen
    Keulen
    May 25, 2018 at 12:59 am | #

    Are you trying to spread Butts Disease to the entire comments section Willis? Because it’s working.

  28. 10LettersIsTooLong
    10LettersIsTooLong
    May 25, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

    If Ruth’s experience is anything at all like mine, she will KNOW when the medicine hits.

  29. Keulen
    Keulen
    May 25, 2018 at 1:12 am | #

    I feel like this song is very fitting for today’s strip btw.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      May 25, 2018 at 9:25 am | #

      You don’t need to ask permission. The Muzak was hacked years ago, so there’s no security on it. Go for it!

  30. Potatamoto
    Potatamoto
    May 25, 2018 at 1:29 am | #

    Stop. Breathe. Slow down. Try to identify your emotions. Try to name them, understand them. Take in your surroundings. Is there a butt in your face?

  31. @zombieundergrnd
    @zombieundergrnd
    May 25, 2018 at 1:41 am | #

    Who even sleeps like that besides an infant?
    Is it even possible for an adult to sleep like that?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      May 25, 2018 at 2:02 am | #

      With copious amounts of alcohol, all behaviours become possible!

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 25, 2018 at 9:26 am | #

      Infants probably shouldn’t be sleeping like that either. Babies sleeping on their bellies has potential to end poorly (increased risk of SIDS).

    • lisaneedsbraces
      lisaneedsbraces
      May 25, 2018 at 10:46 am | #

      In my experience as a childcare worker infants don’t really fall asleep in that position (if they ever do fall asleep on their bellies you should ABSOLUTELY flip them over though). That’s more of a position you’d find a toddler sleeping in (18 months to 3 years is toddler age btw). Since at taht age their capable of flipping themselves over there’s no real risk in allowing them to sleep in a position like that. And if they are alseep like that it means they are knocked the fuck out in a deep sleep.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        May 25, 2018 at 4:33 pm | #

        Yeah, once they’re old enough to roll over, it’s all good.

  32. Danni
    Danni
    May 25, 2018 at 1:54 am | #

    -FART-

  33. CJ
    CJ
    May 25, 2018 at 1:56 am | #

    When did Billie get there? Last time we saw her, she was disowning Joyce over in Forrest quad.

    • Danni
      Danni
      May 25, 2018 at 2:01 am | #

      i figure this would be the morning after that happened

  34. BenRG
    BenRG
    May 25, 2018 at 2:01 am | #

    It looks to me that Billie fell asleep just as she was getting to the interesting bit!

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      May 25, 2018 at 2:33 am | #

      Pretty much the only sane explanation I can think of for that position. It hurts me just to look at.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        May 25, 2018 at 9:27 am | #

        Ey, luvvr, ahm gonnnna godowwn on you nozzzzzzz….

  35. Bibulb
    Bibulb
    May 25, 2018 at 2:02 am | #

    If this isn’t the next book title, I’m calling shenanigans.

  36. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    May 25, 2018 at 2:45 am | #

    Or next to your FAAAACE!

  37. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    May 25, 2018 at 5:05 am | #

    While that is a very interesting pose to see Billie in, I question the possibility of someone actually falling asleep in that position. 😛

    • Eyebrow
      Eyebrow
      May 25, 2018 at 7:00 am | #

      It may be a tribute to Rinnie of Blaster Nation, who pretty much always slept in that position.
      http://www.blasternation.com/comic/12-see-you-in-the-morning

  38. MasakiSayz
    MasakiSayz
    May 25, 2018 at 5:28 am | #

    So date night went well…?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      May 25, 2018 at 6:04 am | #

      Actually, no, it didn’t, given that Billie fell asleep in the act as it were. We’ve finally quantified what ‘too much’ is for her!

  39. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    May 25, 2018 at 7:00 am | #

    Woah, careful with those glasses

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      May 25, 2018 at 10:40 pm | #

      Considering how she’s trying to reinvent herself, it’s kind of interesting that she even bothered to bring them.

  40. the GrumpyBear
    the GrumpyBear
    May 25, 2018 at 7:25 am | #

    Butt’s disease has spread, I see.

  41. Chris (the other one)
    Chris (the other one)
    May 25, 2018 at 7:28 am | #

    Oh Willis…. green sheets used by a red head, you horn dog!

  42. BenRG
    BenRG
    May 25, 2018 at 7:29 am | #

    I love that Ruth has this prolonged angst-filled inner monologue about her mental health and her fears that she’ll never be ‘better’ only to realise that the problem is the fact Billie somehow became inverted overnight.

    Ruth’s very real problems are still there but the problem of the fact that her life does not seem to be residing in any sane variation of reality is (rightfully, in my view) taking first place in her list of priorities!

  43. Ragnarok
    Ragnarok
    May 25, 2018 at 9:01 am | #

    *ahem*

    YOTOMOE, WE SUMMON THEE.

  44. Ainara
    Ainara
    May 25, 2018 at 9:38 am | #

    yessss I missed them

  45. Oh Geez Rick
    Oh Geez Rick
    May 25, 2018 at 10:07 am | #

    Last time we saw Billie and Ruth together, Billie was looking all conflicted and forlorn on their date (“I will let you down”), and this chapter is called “Of Mike and Men.” That really makes me fear that Billie’s doubts about her sexuality and her relationship are going to loom large in this story.

    Whatever happens, this is a Willis comic. Drama is coming…

  46. Corey
    Corey
    May 25, 2018 at 10:54 am | #

    I mean sometimes I wake up in weird position but how do you get like that with another person in the bed, theres not enough room to maneuver wtf billie

  47. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    May 25, 2018 at 1:43 pm | #

    Ruth: existential depression mind questions…

    Billie: Snoring while her cutie patootie booty steals the show like a juicy tootie fruity

  48. Cathy Garrett
    Cathy Garrett
    May 25, 2018 at 2:52 pm | #

    I used to sleep in that position to… When I was 9.

  49. miina
    miina
    May 25, 2018 at 11:14 pm | #

    Butt, apply directly to the forehead!

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