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by David M Willis on October 15, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Birthday Pursuit
└ Tags: carla, malaya

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    October 15, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    Carla-grade apathy is a full contact sport

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      October 15, 2019 at 8:30 am | #

      Carla-sempai, please teach me your apathy calisthenics technique!

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    October 15, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    You heard her, Malaya, Carla doesn’t sell any of her natural aloofness.

    • Paradoxius
      Paradoxius
      October 15, 2019 at 10:31 am | #

      She also doesn’t sell internal sense of gender identity.

  3. sirconanad
    sirconanad
    October 15, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    Carla and Malaya,
    sitting on the roof.
    …
    More like standing, wait Carla smokes? Nice one.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      October 15, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      More like one times four hundred and twenty, what uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

    • Clif
      Clif
      October 15, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      I thought it was some kind of candy on a stick, but she is holding it like a cigarette. But it’s got an odd bend. I don’t know.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        October 15, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

        It’s a blunt.

        • Megan Rivera
          Megan Rivera
          October 15, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

          it’s not a blunt, it’s a joint or a spliff. Blunts are wrapped in cigar/tobacco leaves. Her spliff is white which means she used wrapping papers or a cigarette.

          • Clif
            Clif
            October 15, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

            Well, that does explain Carla’s original comment. And here I thought she got high on engineering.

            • Kaidah
              Kaidah
              October 15, 2019 at 8:41 am | #

              Carla gets high on Carla.

          • Wack'd
            Wack'd
            October 15, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

            Huh!

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          October 15, 2019 at 12:28 am | #

          If I’m remembering correctly, Clif is one of the few other codgers like myself who has actually used a slide rule.

          And is therefore presumptivley familiar, from a young age, with the wildwood weed.

          • Bicycle Bill
            Bicycle Bill
            October 15, 2019 at 1:51 am | #

            I was trained in the proper care and feeding of a slipstick too.

            • Ryek Hvek
              Ryek Hvek
              October 15, 2019 at 9:51 am | #

              Slide rules rule ~ Cackle-ators drool

            • Geneseepaws
              Geneseepaws
              October 16, 2019 at 7:16 am | #

              I saw one in rosewood and real ivory once, it was from the late 18th Century. It was very pretty wood work, but was too big and bulky. I still have my K+E in the real leath box. But no longer have the round one. Dunno where it went.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            October 15, 2019 at 2:19 am | #

            Is that what you’d call the little crop growing in the back corner of the gas station lot, where everyone dumped their ashtrays?

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      October 15, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

      Carla and Malaya standing on the roof
      Each shows the other she is more aloof?

      • Meagan
        Meagan
        October 15, 2019 at 1:33 am | #

        Yeah 🙂

      • Mishyana
        Mishyana
        October 15, 2019 at 11:20 pm | #

        More like aROOF, am I right? Eh? Eh??

        Oh god, I’m so sorry

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      October 15, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

      We’ve seen Carla smoke before.

      (check the hovertext)

      • plasticwrap
        plasticwrap
        October 15, 2019 at 3:39 am | #

        thanks for reminding me.
        God, stealing someone’s jay is even more fucked up than not offering when someone you know smokes runs into you.

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          October 16, 2019 at 1:38 pm | #

          That’s actually a really cool etiquette thing. Thank you for sharing.

  4. Shane Wegner
    Shane Wegner
    October 15, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    Haha she does work really hard on that not working at all image

    • Shane Wegner
      Shane Wegner
      October 15, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      “B-baka. It’s not like I CARE or anything!”

      • CJ
        CJ
        October 15, 2019 at 3:20 am | #

        So, does this refer to a specific manga series or does it happen in most?

        • Shane Wegner
          Shane Wegner
          October 15, 2019 at 3:49 am | #

          Haha it happens enough that it has its own trope. It’s not quite Malaya, but I’m referring to the overall idea of Tsundere not caring.

        • Z
          Z
          October 15, 2019 at 7:41 am | #

          I think it’s like the “Luke I am your father”- the literal words technically may not appear in any manga/anime, but so recognizable people understand it.

          (the main reason I don’t think it’s literal dialogue is because translators don’t usually mix together japanese and english the way fans do)

          The sentiment is soooooo common, though. It’s a major trope in anime for a character to be really aggressive towards a person, constantly denying they like them, while being super possessive and lovestruck.

          If you want to lose the rest of your day to TV Tropes -> https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsundere

          ((“Luke, I am your father” is not the literal quote- the actual quote is “No, I am your father”. However ‘Luke’ makes it recognizable so it’s one of the most well-known quotes despite not *actually* appearing in any dialogue))

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            October 15, 2019 at 10:45 am | #

            “Play it again, Sam” is another iconic misquote. Both actually work better as isolated lines than the real lines would.

          • CJ
            CJ
            October 15, 2019 at 1:43 pm | #

            Actually, I probably would swear the line appears in Detective Conan between Aoko and Kaito, but I saw/read most of it as fansub (and mostly she would say Ba-kaito), but it could also be Shinichi to Ran or Heiji to Kazuha, which in and of itself makes it a trope.

          • Chris
            Chris
            October 19, 2019 at 3:05 pm | #

            “the main reason I don’t think it’s literal dialogue is because translators don’t usually mix together japanese and english the way fans do”

            It may well have been found in a scanslation in the late 90s or early 00s, before commercial manga translation really took off. This is exactly the sort of phrasing you’d see all the time in those.

            As for the quote that everyone knows but which never actually appeared in the source, that’s a trope of its own: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeamMeUpScotty

  5. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    October 15, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    I wouldn’t listen to this advice. There’s basically no evidence Carla has ever successfully convinced anyone she doesn’t care.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 15, 2019 at 7:43 am | #

      She’s convinced plenty of commenters.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        October 18, 2019 at 3:48 pm | #

        Most of whom tends to look at one specific strip for their “GOTCHA!” moments, then completely ignoring the ones that are immediately following it.

        They are also generally not taking into consideration a lot of the context that is necessary to understand her behaviour.

  6. Tandel
    Tandel
    October 15, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    The finest Tsundere?
    A-grade?
    Asuka?

    Asuka.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      “I-it’s not like I care what grade you give me, or anything. Baka!”

      Actually, the best tsundere can express that sentiment with a toss of the head and a mere “Hmph!”

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        October 15, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

        And the smirk, which is mandatory.

        • laladoria
          laladoria
          October 15, 2019 at 1:10 am | #

          Smirk might not be the right word for that face…unless I’m missing a joke.

          • ValdVin
            ValdVin
            October 15, 2019 at 10:16 am | #

            Yeah, my terminology may be off. But whatever it’s called, what she does with the mouth is part of the tsundere whole.

            • Catullus
              Catullus
              October 15, 2019 at 2:59 pm | #

              I usually see it described as a pout.

              • ValdVin
                ValdVin
                October 15, 2019 at 6:44 pm | #

                Aha!

                Message received: I do need to watch more anime.

    • plasticwrap
      plasticwrap
      October 15, 2019 at 3:41 am | #

      First of all, no. That title goes to Taiga of Toradora.
      Second, Misato best girl.

      • Kensou
        Kensou
        October 15, 2019 at 9:58 am | #

        I’ll see your “best girl” and raise you “best character in the story”.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        October 15, 2019 at 3:07 pm | #

        Yup, I was going to say Taiga if nobody else did.

  7. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    October 15, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Garbage-Roof 2: The Garbaging?

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      October 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      Gender Roof

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      October 15, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

      I’m worried that one of these days, Garbage Roof is going to wind up like the stateroom scene in A Night at the Opera.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        October 16, 2019 at 7:22 am | #

        You’d have to be an old coot to get that reference.
        S/f: (honk)
        And one egg.

  8. LeslieBean4shizzle
    LeslieBean4shizzle
    October 15, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Is anyone else SUPER SATISFIED that Malaya just got her usual line to Sal thrown back in her face super casual by Carla?

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      October 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      “Is Malaya fakey”, the longest comment thread in Dumbing of Age history, locked after three thousand two hundred responses

    • Airyu
      Airyu
      October 15, 2019 at 1:12 am | #

      I actually really like Malaya and think Sal deserves everything Malaya throws at her, but I feel super alone in that opinion

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        October 15, 2019 at 1:24 am | #

        You really are.

        • Airyu
          Airyu
          October 15, 2019 at 5:50 pm | #

          I really really honestly don’t get why people hate on Malaya. They act like she’s toedad.

          • LeslieBean4shizzle
            LeslieBean4shizzle
            October 15, 2019 at 11:15 pm | #

            Not true.
            I don’t want Toedad to get sass from Carla.
            I want Toedad IN PRISON.
            I do not want Malaya (or Sal) in prison.
            Thus not acting like they are the same.

            • Airyu
              Airyu
              October 16, 2019 at 1:02 am | #

              I wasn’t talking about what you said, I was talking about what I’ve seen from brief glimpses into the comments section. >~<

      • 3-I
        3-I
        October 15, 2019 at 3:03 am | #

        … You think Sal deserves to be called a poser because of superficial qualities?

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          October 15, 2019 at 8:18 am | #

          A character can be wrong, and still be liked.

          • Axel
            Axel
            October 15, 2019 at 3:18 pm | #

            Yeah but Airyu says Sal does deserve it.

            • Airyu
              Airyu
              October 15, 2019 at 5:51 pm | #

              Yeah I don’t think Malaya is wrong, from someone who doesn’t know Sal’s background, Sal would come off as a faker

              • Airyu
                Airyu
                October 15, 2019 at 5:56 pm | #

                Plus Sal’s been just as if not more meaner to her than she’s been to sal imo but everyone else excuses that

                • LeslieBean4shizzle
                  LeslieBean4shizzle
                  October 15, 2019 at 11:04 pm | #

                  Actually, no, that hasn’t been the case at all. No one, particularly me, has been excusing Sal.
                  You seem to be missing the idea that both Malaya and Sal are sucky people.
                  If some (not me) have been giving Sal more leeway, it’s likely due to the fact that Sal has taken an active effort to be less sucky while Malaya has not taken any such effort.

        • Airyu
          Airyu
          October 15, 2019 at 5:47 pm | #

          I think Sal comes off as having an air of not caring when she does, which is what a loser is, so yes

          • Airyu
            Airyu
            October 15, 2019 at 5:49 pm | #

            *poser, not loser

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              October 15, 2019 at 10:49 pm | #

              Depends about what.
              She’s definitely not adopting a cool pose for popularity, which is what Malaya’s generally accused her of.

      • LeslieBean4shizzle
        LeslieBean4shizzle
        October 15, 2019 at 7:41 am | #

        A couple things.

        First, Sal isn’t “faking” – her affect is the result of childhood trauma and her need to feel safe, not “trying to look cool”. So even if Sal deserves to be called a jerk sometimes, she doesn’t deserve to be called “fake”.

        Second, it has become pretty clear by this point that Malaya is projecting like a drive in movie theater in the early 1960s. This makes Malaya more interesting and complex, but doesn’t excuse her actions – in fact, it makes her actions seem worse since she’s clearly a massive hypocrite.

        Between those two, while I am starting to be more interested in Malaya, I am still highly amused to see her get some of her own medicine, and in a deserved fashion rather than the target projecting at her in turn. Carla sees through Malaya’s wall of BS to see the actual faker beneath.

        And I hope this helps Malaya grow as a character. I’d love to see her become someone I actually like.

        Finally, to be clear, I am not a Sal fan either. It’s just that I prefer to see Sal get called out for things she actually does rather than stuff she doesn’t do.

        • LeslieBean4shizzle
          LeslieBean4shizzle
          October 15, 2019 at 8:39 am | #

          Oh – one thing that occurred to me on my drive to work.

          While Malaya considers herself a “faker” because of whatever gender or body issues she has, I don’t find that part of her fake at all – that’s very true to many LGBT+ people’s experience. It certainly was to mine (I felt very weird and out of place until I realized that bisexuality was a thing that existed).

          However, Malaya also does this “first year psych student” thing where she thinks she can analyze a person after a few seconds and know them. I have met people like that IRL and they are super annoying and pompous – which Malaya is. Malaya thinks she sees through people, but she doesn’t.

          So when I say Malaya deserves to get called out as a faker, it’s because of THAT, not her actual issues, which are the most real thing about her.

          Okay, clarification done.

          • Airyu
            Airyu
            October 15, 2019 at 5:55 pm | #

            Oh, I see. Malaya doesn’t come off as pompous to me as all. To me is seems like sal is mean to her for no reason, so Malaya gives her a taste of her own medicine

        • Airyu
          Airyu
          October 15, 2019 at 5:49 pm | #

          That makes sense. But I feel like everyone assumes Malaya has no truama and the only reason they dislike her is that she is she doesn’t like Sal… And from the outside, without Sal’s background, I can see why she wouldn’t. I think Malaya was a bad guy in one of Willis’s previous comics and that’s why people hate her? But I don’t see her as having done anything wrong in this comic

          • LeslieBean4shizzle
            LeslieBean4shizzle
            October 15, 2019 at 10:50 pm | #

            I don’t think any has implied they assume that Malaya has no trauma. The whole “projecting like a 50s drive in theater” thing suggests exactly the opposite – that Malaya does have an interesting backstory. Doesn’t mean people need to like her.

            As to what Sal’s background looks like from the outside – why does that matter to the audience? We know Sal’s backstory. We know for a fact that Malaya is full of crap. Why would that make Malaya more sympathetic?

            As far as Malaya’s actions in the comic? I just went back through her earliest tags and – yeah, Sal is mean to her in her very first comic with dialogue for no apparent reason. And Malaya seems like she’s trying then. So Sal started it, fair enough. But Malaya has dug her own grave, several times over, since then. If she was once justified, that justification has long since run out.

            • Kat
              Kat
              October 16, 2019 at 12:25 am | #

              While I’m kind of neutral on Malaya, given that we know very little about her other than the fact that she’s been recently revealed as projecting and completely unsure of herself, I get this opinion.

              Interesting backstory does not always absolve a character’s actions. Previous trauma is not license to be an unrepentent arse. A character and a person stand on their decisions and should be judged on them. What is more telling about Malaya than her relationship with Sal is that we don’t see anyone other than Marcie(? I think that’s the correct name) that she actually seems to get along with. We see her interact with several other characters, but rarely favorably. Ergo, my dislike of her is not based on Sal V. Malaya, which is just two people who don’t get along not getting along, but on watching the rest of her interactions.

              And now I read TheJeff’s comments.

            • Airyu
              Airyu
              October 16, 2019 at 1:04 am | #

              I don’t know what to say, other that sorry I don’t agree? I think the characters pov matters more than what the audience knows.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                October 16, 2019 at 7:59 am | #

                How are we supposed to judge characters based on things we don’t know about them?

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            October 15, 2019 at 10:53 pm | #

            Malaya doesn’t like anybody – except Marcie and maybe recently Carla. With, for most of her appearances, little to no examination of why or any redeeming features. It looks like we’re getting a deeper look into Malaya, so I’d expect attitudes towards her to change.

          • LeslieBean4shizzle
            LeslieBean4shizzle
            October 15, 2019 at 11:13 pm | #

            Also, on the previous comic point…
            Why don’t you go over to It’s Walky and look through my comments there?
            I HATE Walkyverse Sal. More than any other character in that series. Not just because she does awful things but because she gets away with it, all of it, and ends up crashing on Walky’s sofa when she should be in prison for war crimes.
            Compared to her, Walkyverse Malaya is just a self-centered jerk, and that I mostly just find dull.
            The Dumbverse versions of both characters are more nuanced and interesting.
            I still don’t like either of them, but more equally.

            • Airyu
              Airyu
              October 16, 2019 at 1:03 am | #

              I’ve been avoiding walkyverse and shortpacked because I feel like it would be too confusing for me with DoA…

            • Airyu
              Airyu
              October 16, 2019 at 1:08 am | #

              Also this is exactly the kind of reason why I hardly ever talk in the comments section anymore. I just get big long stretches of why people think I’m wrong or bad when all I said was one little comment.

              • Seregiel
                Seregiel
                October 16, 2019 at 1:33 pm | #

                They are defending themselves and explaining their views fully because you responded to a thread started by an individual stating you didn’t get it, had an opposite view, and everyone (not those people) reduced her to toe dad status or it was just because they liked Sal more when the individual you responded to doesn’t. Plenty of people would also agree with you, but you’re not going to find a long winded “Preach Sister” in a personal thread.

                In the not directly at Sal bad things shes done because she was Sal adjacent: Tried to use sex with another being against Sal (This person is Joe and she was upfront with the “we’re both hot just bone” but the motivation making it so she reduced Joe into a tool versus him being a tool is on his own was scummy. Still dislike Joe on his own.) Tried again when Sal actually stated she was into someone (even though she wasn’t, it was just to make the spite point). Got upset at someone for having more interest in a podcast than her body. Transferred rooms because she didn’t like someone’s personality. Poor care of pet (presumed because hidden in a dorm and free ranging in said dorm with tiny heat lamp).

                I’d also like to take the chance to say many in the comments claim their very first interactions were Sal starting the animosity between them. I could be wrong, but pretty sure the very first was when Sal and Malaya were together in a parking lot underaged drinking with Marcie and Carla. Sal was the leader who restrained but didn’t answer Amazigirls call to fight. Malaya got more aggressive with Amazigirl after Sal tried to get people to leave. Previous to that, she was complaining about the beer being provided to her. Taking that cue, I’m presuming Malaya was not only worse off screen in between point A and B but the fact Marcie ignored that escalation while holding Sal accountable for similar behaviors is grating as hell. Her being humanized doesn’t reduce her criticizing, minimizing, using behaviors. Heck, those very behaviors are what Carla WANTED from her.

                • Airyu
                  Airyu
                  October 17, 2019 at 9:37 am | #

                  Personal thread? I didn’t realize someone owned the space.
                  And what do you all want from me?? “Sorry, Malaya is garbage and I’m garbage for liking her”?? It sucks to see my favorite character ducked on all the time for what I see as no reason. So there, whatever, you win. I’ll never out again. I’m out. This was the worst comments or form experience I’ve encountered in my life

  9. Jess
    Jess
    October 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    GEN-DER. GEN-DER. GEN-DER.

    • ian livs
      ian livs
      October 15, 2019 at 12:59 am | #

      Yesssss!

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      October 15, 2019 at 1:04 am | #

      The famous Gender Chant, as seen in Thor: Ragnarok, during the arena fight scene.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        October 15, 2019 at 1:07 am | #

        Piss off, ghost!

        (That had no relevance; I just wanted to say it.)

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          October 15, 2019 at 1:21 am | #

          Never a wrong time to say that line. 🙂

      • JBento
        JBento
        October 15, 2019 at 7:19 am | #

        Well, these two ARE technically fri, er, acquaintances from work.

    • SillyGoose
      SillyGoose
      October 15, 2019 at 2:07 am | #

      Yaaaay some much-needed support for Malaya!
      I’m glad we’re getting to see more, I was tired of their fakey fakiness that is fake, let me see the person, and give them some love.

      • Shane Wegner
        Shane Wegner
        October 15, 2019 at 5:05 am | #

        The extra ironic part is how super serious Malaya is about having a Bullshit and Fakery Eeing Through Detector. Alas, it can be pointed at everyone except itself.

  10. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    October 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    *plays “Flying Saucer” on the hacked speakers*

  11. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    October 15, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Where is someone to call Malaya out for being fake about not caring, huh? Girl needs a dose of her own medicine at some point

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      October 15, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

      I kinda take that as Carla giving her a bit of that here.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      October 15, 2019 at 2:21 am | #

      Carla’s right there. If anyone’s up to the task, she is.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      October 15, 2019 at 2:24 am | #

      Unfortunately Carla’s not around Malaya to call her out on this all the time.

      • Z
        Z
        October 15, 2019 at 7:44 am | #

        I can’t imagine Carla cares enough to call her out consistently. She’s not really known for policing people. Even Mary she rarely calls out- she just gets even.

  12. Pablo360
    Pablo360
    October 15, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Oh, is this happening? (I don’t know what “this” is but I demand to know whether or not it’s happening regardleth)

    • Clif
      Clif
      October 15, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      I don’t know what’s happening either, but I like Carla’s sass.

  13. Dana
    Dana
    October 15, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Malaya’s so cute in the third panel.

  14. Electriccombines
    Electriccombines
    October 15, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

    Oh man, I hope we can see some of the more open and honest Malaya in the coming strips. I’m wondering of she was either a) looking for Sal, or b) wanted to talk to Carla about gender identity stuff. I mean we’ve got some identity talk between Drew and Danny, so it’ll fit the theme we’ve got going.

  15. brionl
    brionl
    October 15, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

    Geeze, you’d think an engineering student could roll a better joint. That’s just sad.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      October 15, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

      She’s smoking to relax! Extending effort is kind of counterproductive!

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      October 15, 2019 at 12:39 am | #

      How do you know her roll isn’t optimal? If you’re going to make a statement like that, we’re going to need to see your paper on the efficiency of different joint configurations. Lab experiments >> hypothetical analyses.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      October 15, 2019 at 1:26 am | #

      It looks like it got bent in her pocket. She’s probably afraid to straighten it out because she might break it.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        October 15, 2019 at 1:28 am | #

        The problem with this theory, of course, is that girls don’t got pockets.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          October 15, 2019 at 1:44 am | #

          The other problem is that you’re assuming that straight joints are a more efficient delivery system than bent joints. I don’t have any evidence that that is not true, but I also don’t have any evidence that it is true. Let’s see some models and some experimental evidence.

          • SillyGoose
            SillyGoose
            October 15, 2019 at 2:04 am | #

            Also why would she transport it in her pocket? And not like, in her cigarette pack where it would stay ok? It’s probably just hand-rolled with little care.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              October 15, 2019 at 2:11 am | #

              Carla doesn’t have cigarette packs. She doesn’t smoke cigarettes, weed aside, and as far as I know, weed doesn’t have cigarette packs.

              • SillyGoose
                SillyGoose
                October 15, 2019 at 11:00 am | #

                Oh, well, makes sense.
                On another unrelated note, glad to see you back!

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  October 15, 2019 at 3:51 pm | #

                  Thank you! Just took a couple days on patreon. I’m okay.

              • Delicious Taffy
                Delicious Taffy
                October 15, 2019 at 12:51 pm | #

                Eh, there are plenty of ways to get a cigarette pack without actually smoking cigarettes. People have a bad habit of leaving them basically everywhere, if you don’t mind grabbing a used container.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  October 15, 2019 at 9:44 pm | #

                  I mean, true, but from what I know, people don’t generally do that with their joints. Granted, I know very very little about weed, so maybe they do.

          • BarerMender
            BarerMender
            October 15, 2019 at 4:00 am | #

            MarshMaryrose, you need to explain how you can roll something in a piece of paper and get other than a roughly cylindrical shape. If you roll it on a flat surface it’ll come out straight. If you roll it on a stair step surface, it won’t roll. Feel free to experiment.

            • FacelessDeviant
              FacelessDeviant
              October 15, 2019 at 6:54 am | #

              Wow. People are geeking out. Over joints.

              • Marsh Maryrose
                Marsh Maryrose
                October 15, 2019 at 11:33 am | #

                People can geek out over anything. Have you ever seen engineers planning a barbecue?

          • Geneseepaws
            Geneseepaws
            October 16, 2019 at 7:47 am | #

            I’m volunteering for the clinical trials, m’kay?

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          October 15, 2019 at 8:20 am | #

          Girls don’t get pockets. Carla makes her own.

    • SpaceshipPilot
      SpaceshipPilot
      October 15, 2019 at 3:12 am | #

      Is it even a joint? There’s no smoke rising from it.

      That said, I have absolutely no idea what else it could be.

      • LeslieBean4shizzle
        LeslieBean4shizzle
        October 15, 2019 at 10:30 am | #

        Crap, my message below would have made far more sense as a direct reply to you.
        But yeah, I thought it was a lollipop.

    • Keith
      Keith
      October 15, 2019 at 7:45 am | #

      While I do not partake. (semi-amusing story that is best told in person) due to being allergic to the pollen a resin. BUT, I do partake in Tabaco for it’s actual uses except the spiritual… And I roll my own. Use a “NULITE” roller. Bugler tabac and papers. 🙂 Except for when I miss load always perfect every time. Now, you who may partake. spark up for someone who is too fearful of anaphylaxis.

    • LeslieBean4shizzle
      LeslieBean4shizzle
      October 15, 2019 at 10:29 am | #

      I didn’t even realize that was supposed to be a joint until this comment. I thought she was eating a lollipop.

      • LeslieBean4shizzle
        LeslieBean4shizzle
        October 15, 2019 at 10:32 am | #

        Of course, that said, the “I don’t sell any” comment makes far more sense if it’s a joint.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          October 15, 2019 at 11:32 am | #

          Carla is not your candy dealer.

          • Seregiel
            Seregiel
            October 16, 2019 at 1:08 pm | #

            Not until she (downgrades? upgrades?) from 8 wheels to 4. I can see her Mystery Machining it with fuckface as Scooby, but I probably wouldn’t buy any edible Carla could engineer. She’s more the Weasley Twins in that regard.

  16. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 15, 2019 at 12:37 am | #

    Huh, since when do they “don’t care” about each other? Carla is usually more like “Malaya! Malaya! Malaya! Malaya! Malaya! Malaya! Malaya!!”

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      October 15, 2019 at 12:46 am | #

      Carla has, perhaps, noticed that Malaya isn’t really receptive to her usual puppydog behavior. And not even Sal-level “ugh go away” unreceptive, just genuinely does not seem to react at all.

      Another possibility is that Carla wasn’t expecting an encounter with Malaya–Carla usually seeks her out–and thus doesn’t have that kinda energy on hand.

      The third of course is that she’s simply too zen in general at the moment.

    • plasticwrap
      plasticwrap
      October 15, 2019 at 3:49 am | #

      Also you tend to seek a private place and are generally leery of passersby while smoking weed, especially if you’re in (I know they’re not technically in it, shush) a university building. At least in a conservative state like Indiana.

      • JBento
        JBento
        October 15, 2019 at 7:17 am | #

        Carla’s filthy rich, the U is not going to so much as give her lip over weed. She probably just wants to smoke weed on her own, lest her own façade drops while she’s high.

        • plasticwrap
          plasticwrap
          October 16, 2019 at 3:24 am | #

          Umm… I get that this is fiction and so author-sama could write her out of any such situation like that, but if somehow the university police were to happen upon her in obvious possession of pot, ain’t nothin’ nobody can do to help her outta that jam. And this ain’t California, ain’t even Ohio. Indiana has some seriously overblown drug policies. And I say that as someone who grew up only about 50 minutes from the state line to Indiana. There is an itty bitty town there called Delphos. Sweet, wholesome, very Catholic. And in the 2000s, it was an epicenter for meth. Then about ten years later, the game switched to pretty swiftly to heroin. Why this place? Because it’s on the Ohio side of the line, not too far from Fort Wayne, not too far from I-75, and it’s rural as all hell. Now these country folk and country cops, they hear about explosive method labs and ODing high schoolers and war vets, they get scared, they get angry. They start comin’ down like a ton o’bricks on everybody, start putting money into surveillance planes to make sure nobody’s got patches of trees growin’ inside the cornfields. And you better believe that they have communication and support networks set up between the police forces to help out the poorer counties and to make sure that everybody gets with the program. The war on drugs is still being waged in the rust and corn belt, I assure you.

    • Eve
      Eve
      October 15, 2019 at 6:01 pm | #

      I think Carla was only like that once, when she was in the mood to get insulted and Malaya was handing them out.

  17. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    October 15, 2019 at 12:39 am | #

    Jegus, Walky and Amber aren’t going to like to share their garbage roof.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      October 15, 2019 at 12:46 am | #

      Eh, they’ve shared it with Meredith before, it’ll be fine.

  18. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    October 15, 2019 at 12:47 am | #

    Maybe she just wants to set up an anti-Mary alliance?

  19. Beef
    Beef
    October 15, 2019 at 12:54 am | #

    Is Malaya looking to ask Carla questions about gender or am I missing something?

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      October 15, 2019 at 1:20 am | #

      Nope I think you’re on the right track. Malaya knows Carla is trans and she’s likely gonna confer with her about her own gender-related concerns.

  20. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    October 15, 2019 at 1:31 am | #

    Does anyone besides me want to see a live-action movie of Dumbing of Age?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      October 15, 2019 at 2:31 am | #

      I’d rather it be 2D animated, mostly because I’ve already headcanon-cast voice actors for most of the characters.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        October 15, 2019 at 3:18 am | #

        Oooh! Care to share?

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          October 15, 2019 at 6:14 am | #

          On mobile for now, but here’s an incomplete list in no particular order:

          Dina – Anndi McAfee (Phoebe from Hey Arnold, but a bit more deliberate in her pronunciation.)
          Jacob – Earl Alexander (Louis from Left 4 Dead
          Harrison – Dulé Hill (Psych, The West Wing)
          Clint (Ruth’s grandfather) – Kelsey Grammer (Frasier, Sideshow Bob.)
          Toedad – Maurice LaMarche (Brain, half of Futurama)
          Howard – Doc Hammer doing his cracking Henchman 21 voice from The Venture Bros.
          Blaine – Corbin Bernsen (Psych, a bunch of movies)
          Galasso – Frank Welker (what hasn’t he done?!)
          Leslie – Ellen DeGeneres (I can’t not read her dialogue in Ellen’s voice.)
          Sydney Yus – Cree Summer (you know her when you hear her)

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            October 15, 2019 at 10:24 am | #

            Dorothy: Tara Strong, essentially reprising her Twilight Sparkle voice.

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            October 15, 2019 at 12:59 pm | #

            Thank you for putting a name to the voice I’ve been giving Jacob in my head. It makes exactly as much sense as Shelby Rabara voicing Ruth. Which is to say, perfect sense.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              October 15, 2019 at 8:08 pm | #

              You’re welcome!

              I never pictured Ruth’s voice quite as nasally as Shelby Rabara, though. Maybe closer to Grey DeLisle‘s natural speaking voice?

  21. Catman
    Catman
    October 15, 2019 at 1:37 am | #

    I know people don’t like Dumbiverse Malaya, but I do so squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  22. Tacos
    Tacos
    October 15, 2019 at 1:39 am | #

    Carla wants grade A tsundere. Complete with the “I- it’s not like I like you or anything! B- baka!!”

  23. BenRG
    BenRG
    October 15, 2019 at 2:10 am | #

    So, next on the’to-do’ list is to humanise Malaya a little? Seriously, she looks really nervous here; desperate for something but genuinely afraid to ask.

  24. Keulen
    Keulen
    October 15, 2019 at 2:17 am | #

    I’m glad at least one person sees through Malaya’s pretending not to care.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 15, 2019 at 2:45 am | #

      Is there anyone who doesn’t see through it?

    • Eve
      Eve
      October 15, 2019 at 2:35 pm | #

      ? Doesn’t everyone? I think literally no characters fall for it.

  25. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    October 15, 2019 at 2:53 am | #

    Oh shit, this is going to be trans questions isn’t it?!?

    • Shane Wegner
      Shane Wegner
      October 15, 2019 at 5:01 am | #

      I was wondering “Why IS Malaya here??”, that could be an answer.

    • ischemgeek
      ischemgeek
      October 15, 2019 at 5:41 am | #

      Hope so!

    • Apostate
      Apostate
      October 15, 2019 at 9:40 am | #

      That’s what I was thinking!

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 15, 2019 at 3:01 pm | #

      Awkwardness intensifies.

      Neither of these two are good at communicating. Hopefully Malaya will be able to get across what she wants to ask.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      October 15, 2019 at 3:53 pm | #

      We can dream.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      October 15, 2019 at 8:30 pm | #

      Can the whole “smartass master and sincere student” thing work when you are both snarky smartasses?

  26. Piotr W
    Piotr W
    October 15, 2019 at 3:39 am | #

    I love Carla being serious for a change… and cutting right through Malaya’s bullsh*t.

  27. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    October 15, 2019 at 5:14 am | #

    … Did I miss something? Why is Malaya talking like this to Carla? This doesn’t seem like her at all, and the last thing I saw about Malaya was her sniping at Mary.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      October 15, 2019 at 6:33 am | #

      We’ll have to see, probably tomorrow.

      However, Carla’s gender status is known to at least some. As Cerberus suggests above, Malaya may have some questions about her experience and when it was that she knew that this is what she wanted to do.

    • Seregiel
      Seregiel
      October 16, 2019 at 12:59 pm | #

      Carla was the first person Malaya directly acknowledged not knowing who she was to when the stuff with Marcie blew up. (I’m discounting the looking down/can’t argue bit because I don’t think her pieces quite clicked in her own noggin’ yet).

  28. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    October 15, 2019 at 8:15 am | #

    The humanization of Malaya continues!?

  29. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    October 15, 2019 at 8:26 am | #

    These two were VERY close in Shortpacked!

    Here? Well, Malaya has questioned her gender identity a couple of times, maybe she’s come to an expert for advice?

    I’unno. I’m not an expert. Let’s wait and see!

  30. NF
    NF
    October 15, 2019 at 8:38 am | #

    Garbage roof!

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      October 15, 2019 at 10:38 am | #

      Indeed and what stays on Garbage Roof, stays on Garbage Roof!

  31. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    October 15, 2019 at 8:55 am | #

    Something’s off with Malaya today~
    She has Questions about her relationship with Marcie but has no idea who to ask ?

  32. Yumi
    Yumi
    October 15, 2019 at 11:30 am | #

    Get in loser, we’re discovering our identity.

    • vivid grim
      vivid grim
      October 15, 2019 at 12:07 pm | #

      i understood that reference

    • Lily
      Lily
      October 15, 2019 at 1:22 pm | #

      I like this comment and I want you to know that

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      October 15, 2019 at 4:08 pm | #

      A+ mean girls reference.

  33. Bir
    Bir
    October 15, 2019 at 6:22 pm | #

    The double Malaya

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
View AND change this, if we were talking quantum mechanics
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Micah @rincewind.run ⋅ 1d
the big disconnect that happens here is between the correct message for D politicians (especially in red states), which is “you’re right, this isn’t who you are, you’re better than that, vote differently next time” and the actual truth, which is yes you did, fuck you
kevinbuist.com's user avatarKevin Buist @kevinbuist.com ⋅ 2d
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
fangferric.bsky.social's user avatarFerric Fang @fangferric.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
maggie, reading a strip from a year from now: oh this is so obnoxious, i love it she gets me
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned it's nice to see Walter Bubbletea, 80-year-old fiance to someone roughly 20, talk to someone his own age.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
"ESPECIALLY willa!" "dad, has it come to mind yet that if i was correct, actually, about belle being cuckoo for murderpuffs, that she was in fact trying to kill me, your human daughter, all this time" "sorry, still only really care about the fish"
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "My eyes only" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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My eyes only
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
fuck Target's sad beige pride. You don't have to like rainbows to be loud and proud; AND you can support a currently-unemployed trans artist! (many more at link) www.teepublic.com/user/chekhov...
a black hoodie with hand-lettered white text reading,
a black tshirt with hand-lettered white text reading,
a red tshirt with hand-lettered black text reading,
a maroon tshirt with hand-lettered white text reading,
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Mammal solidarity “stealing and eating a treat with your dexterous little hands”
paulle.bsky.social's user avatarPaul Lê @paulle.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I'm obsessed with this li'l hungry bub.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*weird dean sounds*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Got my pointy Galvatron slippers.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Rolling Stone is one of the few news outlets that know how to write headlines.
rollingstone.com's user avatarRolling Stone @rollingstone.com ⋅ 3d
Report: Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn’t Pee Right The New York Times reports that the billionaire experienced some negative effects from frequent drug use while stumping for Trump last year
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Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn't Pee Right: Report
Elon Musk's frequent use of ketamine during the 2024 campaign caused him to experience bladder problems, according to The New York Times.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
everyone: remember to transform your ss86 scavenger so that the shovel arm hangs off his ass like a floppy butt-penis
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PAK @papaalphakilo.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Sam Reich doing a little dance on the set of
rajandelman.bsky.social's user avatarBlue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
We need a liberal Jigsaw
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
i tell ya, my wife is bi. yeah, she bi and i pay!
maggiewestrum.bsky.social's user avatarMaggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
we need a rodney dangerfield of the left
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