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by David M Willis on January 2, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - But the Sun Still Shines
└ Tags: carla, lucy

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    January 2, 2019 at 12:01 am | #

    I mean shit, free jacket

    • shadowcell
      shadowcell
      January 2, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

      that’s like, what, a $150 value? $200? damn

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        January 2, 2019 at 4:27 pm | #

        $30-80 is far more likely, given the apparent material (while it looks light and thin when worn, though it’s hard to tell for sure off that alone; However, the ones being carried by the drone are compacted in a way that makes it seem fairly certain that the jackets are light jackets or even windbreaker jackets, which would put them in with jackets that generally range closer to $40) and the fact that it was a free-with-purchase promo item (which, while sometimes super nice, generally aren’t the most expensive items).

        Once you get to the range of $150 and up, you’re generally talking branded natural leather jackets, thicker natural leather jackets (eg, decent bomber jackets), or top quality non-leather jackets. Basic natural leather actually already has a fairly reliable presence by $80, and the more expensive jackets generally discount steeply once/if they hit discount or clearance, so generally the price range you listed is only one you come across if you’re prone to buying specific types of jackets or from higher end retailers.

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          January 2, 2019 at 4:31 pm | #

          To restate that last paragraph, I mean that higher end pricing is generally exclusive to specific brands or styles, and even then only if they’re not discounted. Most jacket styles won’t break $100 without branding or rare materials.

          Also, that “(while” in the first paragraph shouldn’t have a “while” there, sorry. 😛

          • Surgoshan
            Surgoshan
            January 2, 2019 at 4:36 pm | #

            Damn, that’s some awesome nerding. 🙂

            • HeySo
              HeySo
              January 4, 2019 at 12:51 am | #

              I appreciate good jackets and gloves. My siblings appreciate good hats and shoes, respectively. So between us, we cover all possible clothing options!

              ..I mean, other than silly things like pants and shirts, but who needs those? o.O

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            January 2, 2019 at 11:48 pm | #

            well, given that it’s Ruttech, it could be an entirely different material (e.g. Tony Stark’s “I’ve discovered a new element”) and/or marketing fail (e.g. my prior employer whose marketing person went overboard and ordered LITERALLY THOUSANDS of branded “can cozies”–which LITERALLY NO ONE uses bc if you have a can drink, it’s either getting emptied immediately or not quickly enough that can-shaped insulation will do much if anything)

            • HeySo
              HeySo
              January 4, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

              I always thought the point of can cozies was to let you drink cold drinks during cold weather without freezing your hands. In retrospect, I’m not sure why anyone would consume cold beverages while standing out in the cold, anyway.
              ..still makes more sense than using it for maintaining the can’s temperature [in warmer temperatures], though, for the reason you mentioned. 😛

              Interestingly, a standard can drink is 12fl oz while the typical bottled drink is closer to 11, so they should get consumed quicker, but maybe people sip bottles more than they do cans.

              ..Stark is a headache-inducing individual as a hero, but as a layperson in Marvelverse, I’d be pretty devoted to buying Starktech. I mean, the guy basically produces stuff at a level comparable to a fantasy setting enchanter. It’s magic, dammit, and I want it. 😛

        • Catman
          Catman
          January 3, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

          Consider this jacket do come free with a motorcycle, so there is a possibility that this jacket is to be worn on a motorcycle.

          In that case it could easily be multilayered cotton or even leather. Given my 3 layer racesuit cost 500 (nzd so about 340 usd) and this is basically half of that (if it is multilayered cotton) an estimate of 150 seems pretty reasonable, and you can fold that stuff pretty thin.

          It also isn’t out of the question for a top end motor company, which I’m going to assume Ruttech motors is because Carla says it is and I believe her, to have an offer where you get something worth 100 dollars when you buy something that’s probably gonna cost you many times that. Like a bike is going to set you up under back a couple of grand, at least, a hundred dollar jacket isn’t going to hurt their profit.

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            January 4, 2019 at 12:48 am | #

            I said “more likely”. I do have awareness of where motorcycle apparel falls in the scope of things and, yeah, the really good jackets (be they intended for thwarting wind upon a motorcycle or for general cold weather) start retailing (before discounts) at $300+ USD. I’ve just personally never encountered or heard of a company giving away a top end jacket before, but I have seen several lower end freebies.
            Likewise, any decent (especially from the perspective of insulation) leather jacket I’ve seen has taken up twice the space, both when worn and folded. Ruttech is branded, so the list price could be fairly high, but I wouldn’t put high expectations on the material.

            Moreover, we can see Billie and Carla wear the jacket zipped up, all about the indoors, where others are going around casually in t-shirts. Off that alone, we can infer that the insulation isn’t likely too heavy and, off that, we can assume the quality and style is more likely to fall in the lower range of things.

            That said, if I’ve got the timeline and region recalled right, the temperatures they’re having within the comic should be between a 40F and 60F range right now, so we can also argue for the jackets not likely being low-end windbreakers.

            I don’t imagine the jacket’d break the $120 range, in any case, but maybe we can get a Word of Willis on the matter at some point. As Ana noted, Ruttech isn’t exactly a normal company, after all, so it could be some hyper-high-end super-breathable-yet-super-insulating jacket. 😛

            • ruhrow
              ruhrow
              January 5, 2019 at 1:02 am | #

              Didn’t see this post before posting mine below, but…lightweight motorcycle jackets don’t tend to be thin windbreakers, because they are designed to offer protection in a crash. They are usually heavy-duty material made into a mesh so that you can get wind FLOW, but if you crash, you have a decent chance of maintaining your skin in one continous piece. They can fold reasonably thin if you take out the removable pads that almost all models come with, but they run expensive. It’s not just a thin layer of fabric, it’s a thin layer of fabric designed to withstand friction with the asphalt at 50mph+ despite allowing ventilation so you don’t overheat while sitting above a small container of constant fiery explosions 3ft above black asphalt that’s been baking in the sun for hours.

        • ruhrow
          ruhrow
          January 5, 2019 at 12:56 am | #

          It’s a motorcycle jacket, so likely not TOO thin of a material. Motorcycle jackets operate at a pretty different price point – a light, durable mesh jacket of any brand for riding in the summer is usually a couple hundred. Leather jackets are even more – though I’ve found some good deals out there in the past of only $200 or so for rejected custom jobs.

    • Dedlok
      Dedlok
      January 2, 2019 at 12:28 am | #

      I mean, you can’t beat free!

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      January 2, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

      Damn, now I want one too.
      ….
      I can’t be the first person to suggest this as a Merch possibility, can I? Naw – someone probably did when the jacket first showed up with Sal.

      • Chaucer59
        Chaucer59
        January 2, 2019 at 1:12 am | #

        Me too.

    • Abel Undercity
      Abel Undercity
      January 2, 2019 at 4:18 am | #

      I mean, they look like nice jackets. Who wouldn’t take one?

      OK, Mary. But who cares what she thinks?

      • motorfirebox
        motorfirebox
        January 2, 2019 at 7:07 am | #

        God. God cares what Mary thinks, because Mary is God’s perfect servant on this Earth.

        Sinner.

        • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
          ǝ snow ʍousɐ
          January 2, 2019 at 12:28 pm | #

          Good response, lol

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          January 2, 2019 at 1:33 pm | #

          Turns out that Mary is indeed Jesus 2.0 coming back to earth to judge us. PLOT TWIST!

          • motorfirebox
            motorfirebox
            January 2, 2019 at 3:15 pm | #

            I think you just described the ending of Far Cry 5

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      January 2, 2019 at 11:16 am | #

      You must first best the drone in one-on-one combat.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        January 2, 2019 at 1:00 pm | #

        I bet she could do it

      • Annonymouse
        Annonymouse
        January 2, 2019 at 1:06 pm | #

        Are their limitations to the methodology?
        Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Dart Blaster
        Super Soaker Squall Surge
        A Beta tape of WrestleMania XIV Highlights
        Lisa Douglas’s “Hot-cakes”
        That tangle of fishing line in the bottom of my tackle box
        Silly String
        Portable Stingray device from [censored]
        [censored]
        [censored]
        [censored]
        [censored]
        and that’s all I can think of off the top of my head

  2. Keulen
    Keulen
    January 2, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    Soon all the girls in this wing will have jackets with Carla’s last name on them!

    • Dean
      Dean
      January 2, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

      Skill with trap design and an army of uniformed minions. All Carla needs is the volcano lair.

      • LookingIn
        LookingIn
        January 2, 2019 at 1:29 am | #

        well their dorm is like a lair…and Ruth is like a volcano, always looking like she’s ready to blow…so why not call their dorm a volcano lair? 😀

        • fire_daws
          fire_daws
          January 2, 2019 at 5:56 am | #

          There is a Murder Cave on the floor so thats a plus.

        • motorfirebox
          motorfirebox
          January 2, 2019 at 3:16 pm | #

          I mean a volcano lair is exactly the sort of place you’d expect a volcano to live in.

    • Dark
      Dark
      January 2, 2019 at 12:29 am | #

      This is probably another plan to piss off Mary.

      Therefore, I approve.

      • LookingIn
        LookingIn
        January 2, 2019 at 1:29 am | #

        That’s just a fringe benefit, it’s also good advertising and looks cool as well

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      January 2, 2019 at 9:20 am | #

      And then the jackets go all ‘Little Diablo’ on ’em.

  3. Sambo
    Sambo
    January 2, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    More Carla and Lucy, please

    • Tan
      Tan
      January 2, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

      This page is everything I didn’t know I needed in my life for 2019.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      January 2, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      I didn’t know I wanted to see more of them together until I read today’s strip.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      January 2, 2019 at 2:37 am | #

      Well according to @damnyouwillis on Twitter in about 3 years your wish will come true.

  4. pienapp1e
    pienapp1e
    January 2, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    what IS Mary a fan of, besides herself??

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      January 2, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      She’s a fan of her boyfriend, but I mean, he’s basically just male her, so that really doesn’t change much.

      I guess she’s a fan of being almost nude in her room in the afternoon, judging by that one gag ages ago.

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      January 2, 2019 at 12:29 am | #

      being a holier-than-thou Christian?

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      January 2, 2019 at 12:33 am | #

      She seems to be a big fan of self righteousness and spite.

    • meep
      meep
      January 2, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

      Electric guitars at church/

    • LookingIn
      LookingIn
      January 2, 2019 at 1:31 am | #

      pride, wrath, envy, and lust? Being a hypocrite who lives to spout of hatred towards others?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 2, 2019 at 2:02 am | #

      Right wing politics?

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      January 2, 2019 at 2:30 am | #

      Satan? (Or as she calls him, God.)

    • Zatar
      Zatar
      January 2, 2019 at 2:49 am | #

      Given her drawing style, some anime, I guess.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 2, 2019 at 6:34 am | #

        Christian anime of course.

    • Shade
      Shade
      January 2, 2019 at 8:10 am | #

      Jesus?

    • Zee
      Zee
      January 2, 2019 at 11:16 am | #

      The good Lord?

    • pienapp1e
      pienapp1e
      January 6, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      i thought about all the answers, and all i can conclude is that all of those are just herself. all those qualities like being a hypocrite etc are her. even jesus/god/satan (lol btw) are just HER ideas of god/jesus, so she can perpetuate her beliefs and personaily. ik most ppl do that to an extent, but mary, that seems to be all she is (ik irl ppl like that too 🙁 ) can you tell what a huge fan i am of her? lolol

  5. Ivy
    Ivy
    January 2, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    Aww, girls being friends

    • Meta
      Meta
      January 2, 2019 at 4:05 am | #

      Gals being pals

  6. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    January 2, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    I love this strip. And Lucy is correct, that IS a great looking jacket.

  7. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    January 2, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    Overeager drones? What will we be told next, that they’re sentient?

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      January 2, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      Sure. Why not?

    • Sheason
      Sheason
      January 2, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      Only if this storyline was co-written with the aid of Jeph Jaques.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        January 2, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

        Aren’t they the same universe though? No, wait. It’s an AU, right? Didn’t we see AU Faye on move-in day? (or maybe it was Parent’s weekend?)

        • Some1
          Some1
          January 2, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

          Okay, so Singularikitty is the offspring of Choo-Choo bear from Something Positive and Sprinkles from Girls With Sling Shots. Some of the characters from Girls with Slingshots show up in a Questionable Content strip but it being canon is questionable. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2986

          • Cholma
            Cholma
            January 2, 2019 at 12:37 am | #

            But Singularkitty is in the Walkyverse, right? DoAverse is different. I read all those comics, but my memory is shit, so I’m trying hard to even remember singularkitty. That was Leslie’s & Robin’s cat, that eats everything, right? (Fun Fact: my shitty memory makes reading the It’s Walky! & GWS reruns fun, as it makes most of them like I’m reading them for the first time again)

            • Some1
              Some1
              January 2, 2019 at 1:52 am | #

              Yes exactly, if Girls with Slingshots does in fact exist within the QC verse then the characters of Questionable Content cannot live in the DOAverse. Because they would already live in the Walkyverse.

              If A=B and B=C then A=C

        • Mollyscribbles
          Mollyscribbles
          January 2, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

          And Dina’s paid a visit to the coffee shop.

          • Pablo360
            Pablo360
            January 2, 2019 at 12:58 am | #

            She’s also paid a visit to Girl Genius’s England, so…

            • Bicycle Bill
              Bicycle Bill
              January 2, 2019 at 2:29 am | #

              No kidding?

              • Kamino Neko
                Kamino Neko
                January 2, 2019 at 2:37 am | #

                Girl Genius’s <a href="“>strip from Halloween featured a Spark-y version of Dina.

                • Kamino Neko
                  Kamino Neko
                  January 2, 2019 at 2:38 am | #

                  Oops…not sure how I borked that HTML…but you know where to look, now.

              • Bicycle Bill
                Bicycle Bill
                January 2, 2019 at 8:22 am | #

                A steampunk Dina?
                Make it so, Willis.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          January 2, 2019 at 12:50 am | #

          Faye has a tag in DoA. More to the point, Dina has a Coffee of Doom t-shirt.

          It has to be an AU, though, because in DoA, Faye’s Dad is still alive.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          January 2, 2019 at 2:17 am | #

          Even if the prime QC/Something Positive/Girls with Slingshots universe crossed over with the Dumbiverse, those comics would have to take place several years in DoA’s future. Faye’s dad is still alive (he died while she was college age), and she’s closer to 30 than 20 in QC at this point. (Never mind the more fantastic elements of the QC universe, like sentient humanoid AIs, giant space stations, and amorphous pink felines.)

          We’re all just floating inside Tommy Westphall’s snow globe.

    • Tan
      Tan
      January 2, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      I choose to imagine this explains how Sal’s presumably cheap, used bike came with a jacket. The drones just monitor all second-hand purchases and zoom in with the new owner’s free jacket.

      Privacy concerns? What are those? Do they need jackets too? THERE ARE SO MANY JACKETS.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      January 2, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

      Am I the only one who saw that Mythbusters episode where an industrial drone’s rotor blades slit a dummy’s simulated jugular vein?

      As drones get more ubiquitous, both the injuries and the lawsuits will get likewise.

      I will note that the Ruttech drone’s blades have no safety guard, and it is flying in a fairly confined area.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        January 2, 2019 at 2:32 am | #

        Do you also remember just how over-the-top the drone was that actually slit the dummy’s throat? Damn thing had rotors like a V-22 Osprey.

      • Khyrin
        Khyrin
        January 2, 2019 at 3:45 am | #

        Considering what Rutech’s analogue gets up to in Shortpacked! and Carla describing them as “overeager”… I wouldn’t be surprised if that drone has an onboard AI capable of collision avoidance… and if you tick it off enough, you wake up in nearby forest. You can’t expect a drone to haul someone all the way to the Amazon, after all.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      January 2, 2019 at 8:25 am | #

      Why is Droney not tagged??

      • Ryek Hvek
        Ryek Hvek
        January 2, 2019 at 11:34 am | #

        I name it, Droney McDroneface

  8. Nono
    Nono
    January 2, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Attention Lover meets Attention Giver.

    Well, this can only crash and burn from here.

  9. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    January 2, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    *plays Dolly Parton’s “Coat of Many Colors” on the hacked Muzak*

  10. Pinkie
    Pinkie
    January 2, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    I have some great ideas regarding Mary and drones, inspired by the FoxTrot strip where the little nerd got a weird haircut from a drone accident.

  11. Yumi
    Yumi
    January 2, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Perhaps Lucy can show up back at her dorm in the jacket and suddenly be the cool one.
    Then she can give jackets to everyone and destabilize “cool” as a currency.

  12. Tacos
    Tacos
    January 2, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Let’s have more Lucy and Carla interactions por favor.

    • Teddae
      Teddae
      January 2, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      Hard agree.

  13. Mr D
    Mr D
    January 2, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Hey, check it, pretty soon Sal won’t have to worry about her being boxed in or shit, Carla is gonna give a copy of her jacket to everyone on the floor. except Mary.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      January 2, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      I feel like Carla would probably give Mary one, or several, just to piss her off.

      • SunshineTheif
        SunshineTheif
        January 2, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

        Honestly I’m leaning towards eveyonw getting one but Mary. She just walks out into a sea of rutten jackets

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          January 2, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

          Specifically, everyone in Mary’s church. She walks in on Sunday and there’s just Rutten Jackets everywhere.

          (Wouldn’t most people in Mary’s church likely be transphobes? Sure, but it’s a pretty sweet jacket.)

          • ShinyNeen
            ShinyNeen
            January 2, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

            Now that’s how you dunk on Mary!

          • No Name
            No Name
            January 2, 2019 at 1:16 am | #

            Mary’s local church caters to the likes of Sierra and Joyce (and a college community in general), so it’s probably fairly liberal. Also, considering the fact that Carla is a fairly private person and it would in fact be detrimental to PR if it were, it probably isn’t common knowledge that the heir to the Ruttech throne is trans. Also also, it is a pretty sweet jacket.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              January 2, 2019 at 1:30 am | #

              It would be kind of hard to hide, wouldn’t it? If the Ruttens were originally known to have a son and then had a daughter. At a certain level of wealthy, it’s hard to keep things private.

              • Bagge
                Bagge
                January 2, 2019 at 2:39 am | #

                I got the impression that Carla is aware there is gossip about her online.
                http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/storytimeintensifies/

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                January 2, 2019 at 7:56 am | #

                Yeah, I hadn’t really thought about it before and I don’t recall it being brought up here, but somehow “the Ruttech daughter” brought it home to me. Even without “gossip” and reddit crap, the lives of people at that level are sufficiently well documented that they can’t keep it quiet. All the early articles would have said they had a son and at some point they would have had to announce that wasn’t true, that they actually had a daughter.
                And it’s probably best to do that publicly and openly support her being trans, rather than try to slip it under the radar because you can’t stay under the radar.

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              January 2, 2019 at 1:57 am | #

              Did Mary stick with that church, though? I only remember her there the first time Joyce went; I don’t recall her being there when Joyce took Ethan, for example. However, it’s a big church and she could have been in a different part of it. I just wouldn’t be surprised if she found a place with people with similar views.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                January 2, 2019 at 2:09 am | #

                She was there with Ethan once – she was giving Joyce the stink eye.

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  January 2, 2019 at 2:13 am | #

                  So she was!

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  January 2, 2019 at 2:14 am | #

                  Whoops, did that wrong. I’ll just…leave this…here…

                  http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/06-strange-beerfellows/superexcited/

                • Mr D
                  Mr D
                  January 3, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

                  To be fair, I think she’d give Jesus the stink eye for being a filthy liberal hippie

  14. Shiro
    Shiro
    January 2, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Carla jackets for everyone!

  15. HL
    HL
    January 2, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Someone being nice to Lucy! Thank u!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 2, 2019 at 2:36 am | #

      It’s OK, she has yet to meet Joyce.

  16. Nikol Geier
    Nikol Geier
    January 2, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    I love how Lucy’s compulsive people-pleasing extends to basically accepting Carla’s special, wonderful brand of BS. It lets Carla get past the “needless abrasiveness” stage and into more normal conversation.

    Also, the idea of them becoming friends would be some really funny irony, considering how they each interact with Malaya.

  17. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    January 2, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    This is what Tony Stark would be if he was a young transgender woman that was intro roller blades.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      January 2, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      Some versions of the Iron Man armour in the comics have had jet powered roller skates.

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        January 2, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

        And a pink feather boa.

        Yeah, that was back in Tony’s drinking days.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          January 2, 2019 at 2:21 am | #

          Tony Stark truly is the role Robert Downey Jr. was born to play.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      January 2, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

      The “catapult suit” that Carla was talking about building way back when was actually a code name for her Mk1 power armor suit.

  18. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 2, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Geez, Carla, you’re STILL wearing that jacket? You know you’re not matching Sal anymore right? 😛

    I know, I know, narcissism, I’m just never passing up a chance to make a crack at how badly she wanted to match with Sal.

    And hey, don’t knock it, Carla, warehouse delivery drones need to exercise too! They don’t have skates like you do.

    Lucy is forever adorable, but we all knew that.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 2, 2019 at 2:35 am | #

      She matches the memory of Sal wearing that jacket.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 2, 2019 at 4:22 am | #

        Carla, your lesbian side is showing. 😛

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 2, 2019 at 7:59 am | #

      I wonder if Lucy would have said the same thing if she’d bumped into Sal wearing her jacket or if she did actually have a little more to go on about “the Ruttech daughter”.

  19. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    January 2, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Also, thank you Willis for allowing Linkara to write the beginning of your book!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 2, 2019 at 2:35 am | #

      That is what he is most known for, after all.

  20. TheLurkerAbove
    TheLurkerAbove
    January 2, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    How is Carla still alive with the drones going up and down the hallway? I think half the girls would’ve murdered her for the noise they make. xD

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      January 2, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

      Clearly those drones are her armada that protect her from any attempted murders.

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      January 2, 2019 at 12:33 am | #

      They’re super-advanced hover drones that make very little noise. They even sneak up on people sometimes.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 2, 2019 at 2:34 am | #

      I’m pretty sure the drones make less noise than Carla herself.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 2, 2019 at 3:32 am | #

      There are apparently super high tech silent drones. If they’re anything like Carla, I wouldn’t put it past her parents to build and use those just because they can.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 2, 2019 at 8:00 am | #

      Only Mary, and she knows better now. Nobody else cares about a little noise in the hall.

      Besides, whenever anyone gets angry, the drones give them a nice jacket. 🙂

  21. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    January 2, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    “Now do I get a drone WITH my jacket or is that extra?”

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      January 2, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

      That would be a sweet deal.

    • Dedlok
      Dedlok
      January 2, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

      I initially misinterpreted this as a drone wearing a tiny little jacket and now I want to see one like this so much.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        January 2, 2019 at 2:34 am | #

        I see no reason why Carla wouldn’t put that together.

  22. Teddae
    Teddae
    January 2, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

    I can see them lowkey being bffs eventually. Maybe.

  23. Meta
    Meta
    January 2, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

    Okay, NOW Carla being a jerk is getting on my nerves

    • Zee
      Zee
      January 2, 2019 at 11:24 am | #

      I mean she was a jerk yesterday, totally, but how is she being one here?

      • Meta
        Meta
        January 2, 2019 at 5:54 pm | #

        Just seems like she’s flaunting her wealth as though it makes her better than everyone else, especially in the first panel

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      January 2, 2019 at 2:30 pm | #

      How? She’s giving Lucy a sweet jacket that probably costs $100-$200 for free.

  24. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    January 2, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

    Carla:” I’m a narcissistic conceited asshole and not only do I know that but I Revel in it.”

    Well I got give her this she really knows how to embrace inner jerk.

  25. Danielle
    Danielle
    January 2, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

    do they come in 2XL

  26. Archivist
    Archivist
    January 2, 2019 at 12:25 am | #

    Who would say no to a drone jacket.

  27. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    January 2, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

    The drones keep dropping things on Mary. Things that make a juicy plop. Or, a sticky plop.

  28. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    January 2, 2019 at 12:29 am | #

    Excellent. Now have Lucy meet Walky and Joyce and I’m set.

    • Commentary Ver.2.72
      Commentary Ver.2.72
      January 2, 2019 at 4:34 am | #

      Lucy has already met Walky, though

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 2, 2019 at 8:02 am | #

        Hey, if Amber and Walky do fall through over her stabbing his sister, maybe Lucy/Walky has a chance!

  29. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    January 2, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

    Take the jacket, Lucy- you’ll be part of the family!

    What family? That depends on how many people take the jackets!

  30. David Doty
    David Doty
    January 2, 2019 at 12:42 am | #

    I’m trying to remember their Walkyverse relationship and drawing a blank. All I can remember is the moment between Schtick Shift and Lucy at the very end.

    I can’t imagine they were very close other than that.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      January 2, 2019 at 1:08 am | #

      Malaya and Ultra Car used to prank Lucy for fun.

    • Lia
      Lia
      January 2, 2019 at 3:47 am | #

      god i had totally forgotten about that

  31. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    January 2, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

    Mary already has five jackets, and gets a new one every time she tries to throw them out.

  32. WonderRabbit
    WonderRabbit
    January 2, 2019 at 12:44 am | #

    Willis is just trying to make drawing these easier by transitioning everyone to the same wardrobe.

  33. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    January 2, 2019 at 1:09 am | #

    It’s free advertising!

    Also, does anyone else feel a bit wary about the casual access to what’s implied to be several drones at once?

  34. LadyThrimbletrimmer
    LadyThrimbletrimmer
    January 2, 2019 at 1:21 am | #

    Maybe I’ve just been rereading it too much, but this feels like a strip straight out of Questionable Content.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      January 2, 2019 at 2:54 am | #

      They would have to be collaborating electronically since Jeph moved to Halifax. Easier to get to than Placentia, but only just. The good thing for Placentia is Climate Change keeps the Gut from freezing so the ferry gets through all year. The bad thing is it’s still Placentia, and the Gut not freezing means their winter diversion of racing cars on the ice went away.

  35. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    January 2, 2019 at 1:34 am | #

    Oh? I like where this is going, they could both use some friendship ^^

  36. Catman
    Catman
    January 2, 2019 at 1:55 am | #

    Carla is adorable and I know she’s an asshole but I will fight anyone who dares to dishonest her and she’ll probably mock me because I will lose.

    • Catman
      Catman
      January 2, 2019 at 1:56 am | #

      *dishonor

  37. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 2, 2019 at 2:11 am | #

    In which Carla confesses how random her life has become of late.

  38. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 2, 2019 at 2:29 am | #

    I love how Carla actually is a bit taken aback in two panels… but then jumps right back.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 2, 2019 at 2:32 am | #

      I got the impression that Carla was a bit nervous asking a relative stranger for what is essentially a big favour: Can Lucy help her dad clear space in their warehouses? Every little helps!

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        January 2, 2019 at 2:33 am | #

        “Please, take one. The drones just keep coming“

  39. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 2, 2019 at 2:32 am | #

    CALLED IT!

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/enlist/#comment-1369530

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      January 2, 2019 at 12:26 pm | #

      That is possibly one of the best calls I’ve ever seen.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        January 2, 2019 at 2:29 pm | #

        *Bows* Why, thank you, your majesty. It sure beats my prediction of “Becky will ask Joyce to follow her to Anderson’s”

  40. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    January 2, 2019 at 2:36 am | #

    It’s already a hot fashion item when drones deliver them.

  41. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    January 2, 2019 at 3:32 am | #

    Hey, it’s a free turtleneck jacket, what person would say no?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 2, 2019 at 4:18 am | #

      Sal almost certainly, even if only on the grounds of self-aware irony. Mary, as Willis correctly mentions in the Alt Text, would regard them as the Vestments of Sin.

  42. Emily
    Emily
    January 2, 2019 at 6:31 am | #

    Eat the rich.

    • JBento
      JBento
      January 2, 2019 at 7:24 am | #

      I already get all my junk food allowance from McDonald’s.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 2, 2019 at 8:04 am | #

      The poor are tough and stringy.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 2, 2019 at 1:13 pm | #

      Isn’t that basically the plot of the Time Machine?

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      January 2, 2019 at 2:33 pm | #

      No don’t do that. They taste blech-y.

  43. SpaceshipPilot
    SpaceshipPilot
    January 2, 2019 at 7:26 am | #

    While most of Dumbing of Age takes place in a perpetual “this year”, it seems Carla’s a few years in the future.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 2, 2019 at 7:30 am | #

      No, Willis is just establishing Ruttech as the ‘Uber-Tech’ organisation that lets him justify any arbitrarily advanced gadgets he needs in future as being ‘something Carla got from her dad’.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 2, 2019 at 7:40 am | #

      And of course, when we re-read this strip in five years it will be like, next week in universe, and this tech will seem perfectly mundane.

  44. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    January 2, 2019 at 7:57 am | #

    Does it come in XL? Asking for a friend.

  45. DSL
    DSL
    January 2, 2019 at 8:10 am | #

    Interesting. Carla’s used to hostility; non-unfriendly directness can faze her at least momentarily.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 2, 2019 at 2:31 pm | #

      It’s a known flaw in her armour.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/framework/

      • DSL
        DSL
        January 2, 2019 at 3:56 pm | #

        She seems to be learning how to handle it.

  46. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 2, 2019 at 8:14 am | #

    Ultra Car felt the need to display their sexual prowess to Lucy once in a bizarre form of one-upmanship. I wonder how Carla will relate to Lucy, going forwards?

  47. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    January 2, 2019 at 8:47 am | #

    Maybe Mary is scared of deus ex machina?

  48. Guest42
    Guest42
    January 2, 2019 at 8:51 am | #

    I think this could be a mutually beneficial friendship.

  49. Luna
    Luna
    January 2, 2019 at 8:58 am | #

    Maybe it’s because Joyce was just talking about the importance of the crash-into Meet Cute a little while ago, but I’m kinda feeling this as a ship.

    • Zee
      Zee
      January 2, 2019 at 11:28 am | #

      I’m down

  50. JBento
    JBento
    January 2, 2019 at 9:06 am | #

    Free swag! Clearly this is the best dorm.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 2, 2019 at 3:35 pm | #

      Sure, who wants to live in the dorm where everyone is friendly and happy and eat cheese together anyway?

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        January 2, 2019 at 5:04 pm | #

        And watch MST3K/Rifftrax together? Bah, humbugs!

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 2, 2019 at 5:48 pm | #

        And won’t leave you alone and nag you into participating even when you’re anti-social.

        I’d like to know someone there and go visit them when I want, then go back to my dorm where I can occasionally be left alone.

        • JBento
          JBento
          January 2, 2019 at 7:49 pm | #

          It’s like a dorm with nothing but Joyces – no-one has any respect for other people’s boundaries.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            January 2, 2019 at 8:17 pm | #

            And everyone is always happy, forever, and ever, and ever

  51. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    January 2, 2019 at 11:31 am | #

    New Best Friends

  52. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    January 2, 2019 at 1:22 pm | #

    My two fave girls in a strip together is the best way to start a year!

  53. wakeangel2001
    wakeangel2001
    January 2, 2019 at 1:32 pm | #

    I now firmly believe that the drone is fully sentient and just super eager to give out those jackets to as many people as possible.

  54. Fart Captor
    Fart Captor
    January 2, 2019 at 3:04 pm | #

    One of those drones hit Spider-Man on the way

  55. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    January 2, 2019 at 3:48 pm | #

    By the way, the chapter title indicates that this chapter needs this song as its soundtrack!

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      January 2, 2019 at 4:51 pm | #

      Heck, I just made an entire twitter thread about A-ha, because fuck yeah!

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        January 2, 2019 at 9:01 pm | #

        Good stuff. And I say that as an American who bought three of their LPs when released.

  56. Catman
    Catman
    January 13, 2019 at 4:50 pm | #

    Carla is narcissistic but only because she’s the best

  57. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    January 24, 2019 at 12:35 am | #

    Here we have a say that translated “gifted even stabbings!” but a free cool looking jacket is always a good thing.

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