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by David M Willis on April 16, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Sometimes the Sky Was So Far Away
└ Tags: joyce, sal, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    April 16, 2019 at 12:01 am | #

    (500) Days of Summer School

  2. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    April 16, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    Is there a movie where they don’t?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 16, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

      The Addams Family, because they are the most emotionally healthy couple in fiction.

      • C.
        C.
        April 16, 2019 at 12:35 am | #

        Also, I don’t think we’ve ever seen the story of how Gomez and Morticia met.

        • sultryglebe
          sultryglebe
          April 16, 2019 at 1:03 am | #

          There was an episode of the television series where they did. Gomez was intended for Morticia’s sister Ophelia – old families of means still arranging things – but his chemistry with Morticia was undeniable.

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            April 16, 2019 at 10:16 am | #

            Carolyn Jones was oddly adorable in the ‘Wednesday’ getup.

        • Dagonz
          Dagonz
          April 16, 2019 at 1:09 am | #

          Morticia and Gomez recount it in the cemetary during the first movie.

      • Jeffrey
        Jeffrey
        April 16, 2019 at 12:10 pm | #

        This is the gif where Malcolm Reynalds instantly holds up a finger to object but then realizes in the moment that the objectee may actually be right.

    • Clif
      Clif
      April 16, 2019 at 11:10 pm | #

      Yes, but they are the exceptions that prove the rules.

  3. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    April 16, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    She ship them.

    • Stu
      Stu
      April 16, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

      Begrudgingly.

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        April 16, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

        Grudge shipping.

        • Walky_Talky
          Walky_Talky
          April 16, 2019 at 4:36 pm | #

          Gripping

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      April 16, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      God, can you imagine what it’d be like to deal with Carol AND Linda at family events?

      • JetstreamGW
        JetstreamGW
        April 16, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

        Sounds amazing. They’d probably eat each other.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          April 16, 2019 at 1:32 am | #

          Out?

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            April 16, 2019 at 2:01 am | #

            Everyone involved: Wait, what?

            Becky, who doesn’t hold a grudge*: YOU GO CAROL!

            *)Unless you are a chipmunk

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        April 16, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

        eternal DEFCON 1?

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        April 16, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

        I’d ship that.

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          April 16, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

          To Siberia.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      April 16, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

      Does “JUST DO IT ALREADY SO YOU TWO STOP BEING SO ANNOYING!” count as shipping?

      • Lokitsu
        Lokitsu
        April 16, 2019 at 1:41 am | #

        That is possibly the best kind of shipping.

      • DSL
        DSL
        April 16, 2019 at 6:17 am | #

        That’s express shipping.

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          April 16, 2019 at 7:44 pm | #

          Ring-the-doorbell-and-run-away/UPS driver mastery style shipping.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 16, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

      Sal’s read “It’s Walky” and just doesn’t wanna tell anyone.

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        April 16, 2019 at 12:49 am | #

        Sal knows how this story ends so she just plays along and when Walky and Joyce are found out having sex she will say “called it”.

    • jimbotherisenclown
      jimbotherisenclown
      April 16, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

      I’ve shipped them here since the last page of Joyce and Walky. Nice to see someone in the cast finally realizing these two are meant to be together.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      April 16, 2019 at 12:29 am | #

      Not necessarily.

      I believe that the “wayward” is quite important here. She knows that Walky’s got the hots for Amber, and that she thinks they’re destined to eventually bonk each other. I mean, she told him as much just a few strips ago. But as long as he’s not following this desires for Amber, it’s going to be wayward.

      As for Joyce, I’m not sure if she thinks Joyce has the hots for Walky, nor is she aware who Joyce really has the hots for*; but she does know that Joyce is suppressing her sexual desires into aimlessly wandering around with not real outlet.

      *My bet is Dorothy’s head on Jacob’s body**

      **Joyce: The other way around is also acceptable!

      • Miri
        Miri
        April 16, 2019 at 1:36 am | #

        … I don’t think Joyce will end up pan and in a poly relationship with Jacob and Dorothy but if Joyce grows up, Dorothy either changes life goal or decides she’s OK playing to the section of the crowd who’ll go “threesome, hurr hurr” and vote for her in the hopes of sexy stuff, and Jacob decides to give a relationship model still built around commitment and trust but that isn’t monogamous a shot – I could see that working out pretty well… Hmmm…

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          April 16, 2019 at 9:42 pm | #

          I was not talking about a poly relationship, but rather Joyce’s dream relationship.

          And more importantly, it was a reference to a joke from The Good Place.

      • Dana
        Dana
        April 16, 2019 at 2:33 am | #

        Pretty definitely the former. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/foranybody/

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        April 16, 2019 at 5:20 am | #

        No way this comic will ever last long enough for someone to get the needed degree in Mad Science.

    • Ethics Gradient
      Ethics Gradient
      April 16, 2019 at 4:14 am | #

      More like, he horny, she horny: MATE

      Cue ensuing drama wherein they learn they hate each other and live hatefully apart ever after.

      THE END.

    • kutharos
      kutharos
      April 16, 2019 at 12:46 pm | #

      It would take an alien invasion for those two to hook up.

  4. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    April 16, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Panel five: “The Shop Around the Corner”.

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      April 16, 2019 at 7:12 am | #

      Good call.

  5. Ryek Hvek
    Ryek Hvek
    April 16, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Bickerin is a variant of Bufferin – it cures a headache by making you argue with someone until their head hurts, not yours

  6. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    April 16, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    *plays the Moonlighting theme a moment and cuts it off before it finishes on the hacked Muzak*

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      April 16, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

      Ah of course! It’s not a movie but it’s a good example.

  7. mrnoidea
    mrnoidea
    April 16, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

    RE 5th panel: Silly Sal, this ain’t the Walkyverse.

    • Mr.Morningstar
      Mr.Morningstar
      April 16, 2019 at 8:28 am | #

      Yet

  8. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    April 16, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

    Plays “Perfect Crime” by G’n’R’ off an original “Use Your Illusions” CD, with the original warning sticker.

  9. Kravis
    Kravis
    April 16, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

    Yes, there is, Sal.

    It is called ALL OF THEM.

    • Dana
      Dana
      April 16, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

      I knew someone would beat me to it.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      April 16, 2019 at 4:11 am | #

      It’d probably be easier to list the movies where the boy and girl who are into each other don’t bicker endlessly.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 16, 2019 at 7:39 am | #

        Which is a trope that really needs to die. “You two fight all the time. You must be in love!” Sure, that works out well.

        In this case though it’s the “wayward” as others have said. Whatever you think of the Joyce/Walky crack ship, right now they each have other interests they’re lusting after. Movies where the boy and girl bicker because of their horniness, but aren’t actually into other people are much rarer.

    • Shane Wegner
      Shane Wegner
      April 16, 2019 at 4:14 am | #

      She knew she didn’t need to specify.

  10. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    April 16, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

    Sal Walkerton: The whisper whispere.

  11. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    April 16, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

    So apparently these days, when I make long-ass comments, I make formatting mistakes. When I make short jokes, I ruin the joke by misspelling a word.

    I should probably just stop posting.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      April 16, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

      But then who will entertain us with formatting mistakes and typos?

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        April 16, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

        Is that all We are to you, Reltzik?

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          April 16, 2019 at 2:35 pm | #

          Well I want to go with “no” here, but you were just expressing the opinion that you’d have no reason to keep posting if you couldn’t get that right, and I wouldn’t wish to disagree with Your Imperiousness.

  12. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    April 16, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

    Does “10 Things I Hate About You” count as Sal’s movie?

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      April 16, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

      The question is not which movies fall into this category; the question is how many rom-coms don’t.

      Someone on Patreon correctly pointed out that the ur-example of this is Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing,” the basis for “10 Things.” “Much Ado” is, of course, also a Kenneth Branagh/Emma Thompson movie.

      The ones that popped into my head right away were “The African Queen” and “Desk Set” and “You’ve Got Mail,” which only goes to show how long it’s been since I regularly watched movies.

      • NickG
        NickG
        April 16, 2019 at 2:44 pm | #

        The basis of “10 Things” is “Taming of the Shrew’, hence the character names.

  13. Tacos
    Tacos
    April 16, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

    I’m sure there’s at least amateur indie art films out there for all three things mentioned.

  14. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    April 16, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

    . . . .I am Sal here. What she is doing is what I do and think.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      April 16, 2019 at 2:03 am | #

      So you eat sandwiches, then.

  15. Arianod
    Arianod
    April 16, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

    wayward horniness

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      April 16, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

      carry on my wayward horn

      • UniqueSnowflake2
        UniqueSnowflake2
        April 16, 2019 at 7:03 am | #

        There’ll be a piece when you are done.

        • Liquid Len
          Liquid Len
          April 16, 2019 at 8:07 am | #

          Lay my weary junk to rest

          • MatthewTheLucky
            MatthewTheLucky
            April 16, 2019 at 8:29 am | #

            And don’t you bone no more…

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      April 16, 2019 at 12:33 am | #

      I loved that it’s not just horniness, it’s wayward horniness.

      I can’t imagine that the teachers at her Catholic school let Sal read early John Steinbeck, or any John Steinbeck at all for that matter.

      • Thorn
        Thorn
        April 16, 2019 at 10:10 am | #

        You would probably be surprised to learn that I had no less than 3 John Steinbeck books as required reading at Catholic school.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          April 16, 2019 at 11:21 am | #

          I would be and I am. Was it a Jesuit school? Also, which three?

  16. Tan
    Tan
    April 16, 2019 at 12:33 am | #

    Sal, you are a treasure.

  17. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    April 16, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

    Carry on my wayward horniness. There’ll be peace when you’re done boning-ness
    Put your tension to bed to rest
    Don’t you fight no more

  18. ESM
    ESM
    April 16, 2019 at 12:38 am | #

    Walky that movie came out during the Bush administration.

    No not that one, that one’s dad.

    That reference was already dated before you were born.

    • DSL
      DSL
      April 16, 2019 at 6:21 am | #

      “That reference is dated” is itself dated, ironically because the ephemeral Internet no longer lets anything die.

  19. Badgermole
    Badgermole
    April 16, 2019 at 12:38 am | #

    Loving how panel 1 Walky and panel 5 Sal have identical expressions.

  20. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    April 16, 2019 at 12:47 am | #

    Joyce is right that Walky is bitter for petty things, and… did Sal just broke the fourth wall and referenced the Joyce x Walky from the Walkyverse… Oh my stars, if it turns out this story ends with Joycce and Walky together again I will bang my head in my working desk for how this should have been expected but we were just focused on Amber’s thiccness and Jacob’s abs.

  21. Well_Played
    Well_Played
    April 16, 2019 at 1:13 am | #

    Joyce and Walky other world canon!!

  22. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    April 16, 2019 at 1:16 am | #

    Ok, Sal made me laugh out loud there

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      April 16, 2019 at 1:16 am | #

      Also, yes. yes, there are plenty of TV series and movies about just that xD

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        April 16, 2019 at 2:10 am | #

        Yes, it’s almost literally the ‘meet cute’ stereotype! Just about every romantic plot-line in animé tends to be along those lines too!

        • Darkoneko
          Darkoneko
          April 16, 2019 at 3:17 am | #

          Are they, tho.

  23. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    April 16, 2019 at 1:23 am | #

    To answer Sal’s rhetoric question: Yes. Basically, all of them.

  24. Vivvav
    Vivvav
    April 16, 2019 at 1:25 am | #

    Joyce and Walky, huh?

    Nope. Can’t see it.

    • Beef
      Beef
      April 16, 2019 at 1:31 am | #

      I don’t think she meant with each other.

      • Beef
        Beef
        April 16, 2019 at 1:32 am | #

        or maybe she did. I don’t know things

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          April 16, 2019 at 3:02 am | #

          FWIW, I can see Joyce and Walky having a make-out session based entirely on annoyance and passion and both later agreeing that it was a huge mistake and should never have happened.

  25. DragonLizardJareth
    DragonLizardJareth
    April 16, 2019 at 1:31 am | #

    *Sees Comic*
    SHIP! SHIP! SHIP! SHIP! SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!

  26. Ophidiophile
    Ophidiophile
    April 16, 2019 at 1:39 am | #

    The eternal struggle: Do I utter aloud the brilliant, snarky comment I just came up with, or, do I keep quiet so I can quickly finish eating and escape the annoying people.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 16, 2019 at 1:45 am | #

      Answer: You post it on social media as a “friend-of-my-friend”-situation.

  27. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 16, 2019 at 1:44 am | #

    Aren’t you happy Sal, that you and Joyce have sorted out your friendship and she respects you as an equal; and that you and your brother have bridged the chasms built by a lifetime of favoritism and can build a healthy sibling relationship.

    Otherwise you would miss out on all this.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      April 16, 2019 at 7:42 am | #

      “Can’t I go back to sneering at people from a wall with Carla?”

  28. BenRG
    BenRG
    April 16, 2019 at 2:07 am | #

    To summarise Sal’s annoyed mumble: “Kiss already!!!“

  29. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    April 16, 2019 at 2:16 am | #

    Don’t mumble with your mouth full, Sal.

  30. Azukar
    Azukar
    April 16, 2019 at 3:09 am | #

    “Sublimate” is a wonderful word, Sal. Doesn’t get said often enough.

  31. Shane Wegner
    Shane Wegner
    April 16, 2019 at 4:13 am | #

    The alternate universe is bleeding I to this universe!

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      April 16, 2019 at 6:36 am | #

      Joyce and Walky will always have chemistry. It’s just that this universe has not had them go through the difficult (indeed, traumatic) young adulthood that changed them enough for it not to be an ultimately negative chemistry.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if the two end up doing something stupid in a moment of passion but I don’t see them having a lasting romantic entanglement without maturing a lot.

  32. Shane Wegner
    Shane Wegner
    April 16, 2019 at 4:16 am | #

    Joyce’s unconscious is slowly removing the religious obstacles to being endlessly horny.

  33. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    April 16, 2019 at 5:03 am | #

    Sal is basically one bickering away from just yelling “Get a room you two!”

  34. Ryan
    Ryan
    April 16, 2019 at 7:05 am | #

    <3 Sal!

  35. Zee
    Zee
    April 16, 2019 at 7:41 am | #

    I guess I shouldn’t be surprised Walky hasn’t seen The Social Network, A Beautiful Mind, or Good Will Hunting.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      April 16, 2019 at 6:58 pm | #

      Walky is surely wrong, I told myself. And the comment section is going to provide examples.

  36. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    April 16, 2019 at 8:27 am | #

    Fight! Fight! Fight!
    Kiss. Kiss.

  37. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    April 16, 2019 at 8:54 am | #

    Walky and Joyce might’ve been good in the original, but I’ll be dammed if that shit gets a rerun here.

    • Clif
      Clif
      April 16, 2019 at 11:05 pm | #

      Only one vote counts, and it’s not yours or mine.

  38. KSClaw
    KSClaw
    April 16, 2019 at 8:55 am | #

    Someone needs to show Sal “Much ado about Nothing.”

  39. BBCC
    BBCC
    April 16, 2019 at 12:36 pm | #

    Okay, so Sal has either seen the Walkyverse or she’s seen a romcom at some point in her life.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      April 16, 2019 at 5:01 pm | #

      Consider: Both.

  40. brasca1
    brasca1
    April 16, 2019 at 1:05 pm | #

    When Dumbing of Age first started the movie Single White Female was as old as most of the students. And now I feel a whole helluva lot older having looked that up.

  41. Ethics Gradient
    Ethics Gradient
    April 16, 2019 at 1:09 pm | #

    Scatter-shot, indiscriminate, overloaded …

    “I cannae hold her Cap’n!”

  42. EpikAlia
    EpikAlia
    April 16, 2019 at 1:20 pm | #

    Laughs in Walkiverse

  43. Delavan
    Delavan
    April 16, 2019 at 1:54 pm | #

    What a took away from this strip: Sal is taking a class where she recently read Freud.

  44. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    April 16, 2019 at 5:04 pm | #

    Good job, Sal. With your newfound ability to stay out of conflicts, you can ignore Joyce and Walky’s bickering in order to claim the real ultimate reward for all your growth: you get to eat that sandwich. In peace, sort of. Enjoy!

  45. Tealjoy Grove
    Tealjoy Grove
    April 16, 2019 at 5:25 pm | #

    Oh..hahaha

  46. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    April 16, 2019 at 11:05 pm | #

    But Walky can’t date anyone who hasn’t broken up with Danny yet, it’s the rules.

    • Clif
      Clif
      April 16, 2019 at 11:07 pm | #

      Joyce and Danny. As if.

  47. Mel
    Mel
    April 17, 2019 at 1:36 am | #

    Frustrated Sal is new to me. I think she needs to find more people to at least verbally spar with. Joyce, Walky and Danny are too easy, Malaya is just a pointless antagonist to her. Marcie is great for that, Amber’s a bit too antisocial for repartee. Jason?

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