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May 22, 2026

Moral entropy

by David M Willis on April 17, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - When It Crumbles
└ Tags: becky, dina, dorothy, joyce, ross, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    April 17, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    “yeah, he might destroy everything I love, but he hates some of the same things I do! and he reminds me of our president”

    “#NOTMYPRESIDENT”

    • Fiiiiilo
      Fiiiiilo
      April 17, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      2020 is the biggest vibe check of all time

    • clif
      clif
      April 17, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      Moral entropy in action.

  2. JepMZ
    JepMZ
    April 17, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh snap!! That’s one way to do it

  3. Nono
    Nono
    April 17, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    “Hello, my name is, uh, Lecky. I’m your unknown, secret daughter. Come find me! I’m located in uhhhh Iowa.”

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      April 17, 2020 at 6:01 am | #

      “Iowa? Why are you in Iowa? I clearly said Idaho.

      … don’t worry, it’s a state you’ll like.”

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        April 17, 2020 at 8:37 am | #

        If they are in such a hurry to die, I’m sure the State Police can assist them in their endeavor. They’ll be packed so close together that a couple of frag grenades will do the job in a few seconds.

        Sorry-not-sorry.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        April 17, 2020 at 6:37 pm | #

        Owiaho, the Ohio/Iowa/Idaho mashup state.

  4. Antonio Tyler
    Antonio Tyler
    April 17, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    “She’ll blend in, disappear. You’ll never see her again.”

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      April 17, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      “Got lost in her own home?”

    • abacuswizard
      abacuswizard
      April 17, 2020 at 2:41 am | #

      “EXCYOOOOSE ME, DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH??”

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      April 17, 2020 at 3:08 am | #

      *plays the Indiana Jones theme on the hacked muzak*

  5. Kravis
    Kravis
    April 17, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    *Dad.*

    *TOE DAD*

  6. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    April 17, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Mister Telephone Man…there’s something wrong with my line…

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      April 17, 2020 at 3:34 am | #

      The Wichita lineman
      Is still on the line…

  7. Lawzlo
    Lawzlo
    April 17, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Becky, don’t do anything stu– (looks at the title of the comic). Never mind, carry on.

    • Lawzlo
      Lawzlo
      April 17, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      Seriously, though, I hope Becky has a really good plan that doesn’t backfire in any way.

  8. Fart Captor
    Fart Captor
    April 17, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    *angrily and holding back tears* “IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?”

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      April 17, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      hahahahahahahaha

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        April 17, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

        i would also have accepted “it’s me, your cousin marvin, MARVIN BERRY???”

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          April 17, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

          Wonder if Becky got to see that growing up.

          • clif
            clif
            April 17, 2020 at 12:46 am | #

            To find out we’d have to go back to the past.

            Also, butter-go ketchup.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            April 17, 2020 at 5:07 am | #

            Doubtful. It depicts teenage lust and acknowledges the 1950s aren’t perfect.

        • Van Jealous
          Van Jealous
          April 17, 2020 at 8:58 am | #

          And, of course, the classic fall back, “Do You have Prince Albert in the can?”.

    • Nick Piers
      Nick Piers
      April 17, 2020 at 8:04 am | #

      “Hello Neo! Do you know who this is?”

  9. Shiro
    Shiro
    April 17, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    Go for the jugular, Joyce! And also Dina, but in a less metaphorical way!

    • AGV
      AGV
      April 17, 2020 at 5:46 am | #

      First you’d have to find it on that lump of flesh he has for a neck

      • Meagan
        Meagan
        April 18, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

        Welp, that was a setup.

  10. danielle
    danielle
    April 17, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    oh no

  11. Mra
    Mra
    April 17, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Becky totally ruined Joyce emotional comment just now.

    • BigDogLittleCat
      BigDogLittleCat
      April 17, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

      Not necessarily. I have a feeling he’s not going to talk *to* Becky. He’s going to get talked *at* by Becky. Perhaps yelled at even. With much profanity, one hopes.

      • clif
        clif
        April 17, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

        Besides, Joyce likes that kind of thing. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/horizons/

    • Shane
      Shane
      April 17, 2020 at 1:58 am | #

      “Becky will never, EVER talk to you again!”
      ::literally one second later::

  12. Some1
    Some1
    April 17, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    Ross’ chin in the third panel kinda looks like a mouth.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 17, 2020 at 5:09 am | #

      For some reason he reminds me of Art from On the Fastrack.

  13. BigDogLittleCat
    BigDogLittleCat
    April 17, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

    “He’s a mobster.”
    “So?”

    There ya go folks! Modern American evangelical Christianity in action! These are the people telling us we’re immoral demons.

    • AGV
      AGV
      April 17, 2020 at 5:49 am | #

      You know Jeesus would condone it because it’s what they want

    • DSL
      DSL
      April 17, 2020 at 4:45 pm | #

      Once you hear an evangelical define Christianity as, essentially, “I don’t care what you did before, you can walk with my posse as long as you say I’m da man,” that becomes very easy to understand. And avoid.

  14. Laladoria
    Laladoria
    April 17, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

    Honestly I can’t wait to see Joyce’s parents’ reactions to this. Carol needs a huge reality check on this entire situation. Who the hell puts in effort to free a man from jail after he shoots a gun specifically to scare/threaten your daughter?!

    • clif
      clif
      April 17, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

      Well, it’s Joyce. So he’s doing the Lord’s work.

      Or not.

    • Sam
      Sam
      April 17, 2020 at 12:52 am | #

      Unfortunately, since Joyce is autobiographical and based on Willis’ type of upbringing, her parents are likely heading to a divorce. With Carol only getting worse and worse…

      • Laladoria
        Laladoria
        April 17, 2020 at 9:47 am | #

        I am fine with them divorcing honestly… unfortunately Joyce will very likely NOT be fine with it

  15. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    April 17, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

    Honestly picking up for an unknown number is the most christian thing I’ve seen Ross do.

    • Jo Giggles
      Jo Giggles
      April 17, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

      I would like to award you a gold star for that comment. I just laughed out loud, literally

    • clif
      clif
      April 17, 2020 at 12:52 am | #

      The phone rings alike for the just and unjust.

      Or something like that.

      • McBogue
        McBogue
        April 17, 2020 at 2:33 am | #

        Therefore, send not to know for whom the phone rings – it rings for thee.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      April 17, 2020 at 1:34 am | #

      Coupla questions here.
      #1 — Where did Ross get a cellphone?  Remember when he was kidnapping Becky in the earlier incident and he found that she had a cellphone, apparently something he had prohibited her from having (“How much have you defied me?”), he nearly lost his shit.
      #2 — How did Becky – or more likely AmaziGirl – get his phone number?

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        April 17, 2020 at 1:40 am | #

        Trying the link again … (“How much have you defied me?”)

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          April 17, 2020 at 1:49 am | #

          He prohibited her from having one. Not himself.

          • Geneseepaws
            Geneseepaws
            April 17, 2020 at 7:50 am | #

            He NEEDS to have one, so he can check on his bank account, Look up Bible verses and check for updates and see the in-box to his account on
            Hot-Christian-Babes-4-U(dot)com.

            • WalkerOfSorrow
              WalkerOfSorrow
              April 17, 2020 at 5:30 pm | #

              Goddamn if that isn’t the truest motherfuckin’ shit.

              My parents, evangelical scum that they are, have been extremely technophobic with regards to us accessing ANYTHING they couldn’t control. But sure, they can watch movies with “profanities” and nudity, and play games with rock music, and own a phone.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            April 17, 2020 at 11:01 am | #

            It’s the classic Christian way to control women, by cutting off their access to the outside world, except through them. If Becky needs something off the Web, she should go through her father.

      • Ron again
        Ron again
        April 17, 2020 at 1:55 am | #

        Ross, being an adult and a male human, has always had a cellphone. Becky knows his number because she called him from a land line when she was young.

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          April 17, 2020 at 9:24 pm | #

          *fingerguns*

  16. whatevsman
    whatevsman
    April 17, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

    way to fuckin jinx it, Joyce

  17. Mariah Hardnett
    Mariah Hardnett
    April 17, 2020 at 12:40 am | #

    Ha I knew it I knew Becky wouldn’t listen to amber then again this could be a trap of some sort by amber.

  18. Regalli
    Regalli
    April 17, 2020 at 12:42 am | #

    *Looks up at fan* Well, that’s definitely more shit, that’s for damn sure.

    • clif
      clif
      April 17, 2020 at 12:53 am | #

      In such a situation, looking up at the fan is generally not recommended.

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      April 17, 2020 at 2:44 am | #

      It doesn’t stay on the fan. That’s the point.

    • DSL
      DSL
      April 17, 2020 at 4:46 pm | #

      You know, I’d never thought of the fan in that metaphor as being the one on the ceiling.

  19. BBCC
    BBCC
    April 17, 2020 at 12:43 am | #

    Hoo boy.

    • clif
      clif
      April 17, 2020 at 12:54 am | #

      You can say that again.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        April 17, 2020 at 12:57 am | #

        Hoo boy.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          April 17, 2020 at 1:50 am | #

          You can say that again.

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            April 17, 2020 at 6:59 am | #

            Hoo boy.

            • Opus the Poet
              Opus the Poet
              April 17, 2020 at 8:44 am | #

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxzYszntWuE

              40 of them

              • clif
                clif
                April 17, 2020 at 9:22 am | #

                I would also have accepted, “that again.”

      • Stanistani
        Stanistani
        April 17, 2020 at 1:52 am | #

        Hoo boy.

  20. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    April 17, 2020 at 12:48 am | #

    Poor Joyce. Just when she summons the gumption to put that giant toe in his place, Becky calls and stomps all over her perfectly planted Seed of Doubt™️. I hope Joyce can get a refund on that.

  21. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 17, 2020 at 12:51 am | #

    Yes, yes, Dina. You have a rad-ass girlfriend. It is very important to brag about that right now.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      April 17, 2020 at 12:56 am | #

      What you said exactly, but without sarcasm.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        April 17, 2020 at 1:03 am | #

        I mean, Dina has learnt from Becky. What else is to be expected.

  22. Koms
    Koms
    April 17, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

    Why do I feel that 1) Becky will agree to go with Ross 2) Becky maybe called the cops?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 17, 2020 at 5:13 am | #

      She wouldn’t know where the hideout is, if Amazi-ber didn’t tell her.

      The police would have to triangulate Ross’s cellphone to find his location, and assume he’s there.

      • Casi
        Casi
        April 17, 2020 at 12:47 pm | #

        not necessarily. Becky could be calling from an officer’s phone, or with an officer there, and get the address for where they are from him in the conversation.

  23. Nazmazh
    Nazmazh
    April 17, 2020 at 1:17 am | #

    A thought (that’s likely been said by others before, but I don’t really feel like trawling through several days’ worth of previous comments to check): Since Dina came of her own volition afterwards, she likely is still carrying her own cell phone – The goons would have removed and shut off/destroyed the phones of everyone else, if they had them on their person when they were abducted.

    Dina’s phone could be tracked by the police, were they alerted to the situation – By Amazi-Girl [Likely not what she’d want to do, given that she knows the gravity of the situation and wants to resolve it herself, and is aware of corruption in police ranks], Becky [Who may not be fully aware of the volatility of the situation, but still would be operating with a, shall we say, less unconventional view of justice and police than Amber/Amazi-Girl, or yet, by the Guards, who have overheard everything that Amazi-Girl/Amber has just told Becky, assuming that she took them down without rendering them unconscious.

    • Shane
      Shane
      April 17, 2020 at 2:01 am | #

      >Dina’s phone could be tracked by the police

      You underestimate the difficulty of even having that capability and getting something like that actually done, both by physically being able to do it or not, and then the considerable legal hurdles.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        April 17, 2020 at 2:24 am | #

        The police cops have a magic police cop button that tracks your cell phone no matter what. Haven’t you watched CS:GO Miami?

      • Segnosaur
        Segnosaur
        April 17, 2020 at 9:10 am | #

        Actually Dina may have a find-my-phone app installed. (These can be used by anybody to help find stolen phones.) We have already seen such a program used by Sal in tracking down Amazigal in-universe. (Granted it was one custom built by Amber).

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          April 17, 2020 at 2:01 pm | #

          It also only worked for Amber’s phone and Sal deleted it.

          • Segnosaur
            Segnosaur
            April 17, 2020 at 5:35 pm | #

            True but those type of apps are freely available. Many people install them in case they lose their phone. Or maybe amazigirl installed a version on Dina’s phone as a procaution.

            • Bicycle Bill
              Bicycle Bill
              April 17, 2020 at 10:37 pm | #

              If you have an iPhone it already has the “Find my iPhone” app pre-installed, and generally cranks up automatically when you activate your iCloud account.  There is something similar for the intelligent people (Android users) but it has to be downloaded and activated.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              April 17, 2020 at 11:37 pm | #

              Definitely, I’m only referring to AG’s app that was specifically for Amber’s phone.

  24. BenRG
    BenRG
    April 17, 2020 at 2:15 am | #

    This is the point where Becky makes the offer that Ross can’t refuse but later wishes that he did.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 17, 2020 at 3:41 am | #

      Becky outsmarting Ross?

      I never!!!!?????

  25. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    April 17, 2020 at 2:24 am | #

    I am tired of moral entropy too, but what I consider moral entropy is corruption, social apathy, exploitation of marginalized communities, xenophobia, extreme poverty, and a bunch of grim stuff that happens in real life. You are just a mad man, Ross. Your crusade against LGBT people and secular movies like Frozen has made you a pathetic scumbag not different than gamergaters, q anons, anti-sjws, neoreactionaries, dark enlightenment pricks, communists obsessed with the soviet union, menenists, radfems, conspiracy theorists, anti vaxxers, stans of serial killers, proud boys, neonazis, etc.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      April 17, 2020 at 1:16 pm | #

      “moral entropy” is a pretty big phrase for a toe to be using.

      • DSL
        DSL
        April 17, 2020 at 4:47 pm | #

        Not if the toe is merely repeating something he’d been told. He doesn’t have to understand it. Surely you’ve seen that in action IRL.

  26. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    April 17, 2020 at 2:59 am | #

    What does Becky want this time?

  27. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    April 17, 2020 at 3:05 am | #

    Ross: Becky?

    Becky: No, I’m Batman.

  28. Wizard
    Wizard
    April 17, 2020 at 3:31 am | #

    Ni-yice. That is all.

  29. SuperFroakie82
    SuperFroakie82
    April 17, 2020 at 3:42 am | #

    For some reason my first thought when I saw that last panel was that he had a secret long lost son that was suddenly calling him rather than the obvious of it being his actual known child who we just saw two pages ago. I think maybe it had something to do with “Dad” being like, a male descriptor, and I had a major brain fart when I saw that and somehow thought this also meant the person calling was male.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 17, 2020 at 5:16 am | #

      The bubble’s also in Becky-text mint green.

      • Segnosaur
        Segnosaur
        April 17, 2020 at 9:01 am | #

        Maybe bubble-text color is inherently genetically form the mother.

  30. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    April 17, 2020 at 4:11 am | #

    Amber, if you really wanted Becky out of the way, maybe don’t tell Becky that you envision no realistic win over the people holding her hostage.

    Ross, I respected you more in the last strip, where you seemed to be fairly realistic about who Blaine was and his likely future actions, but trusted God to protect you from them. And I know we live in a contradictory world, but some contradictions really are irreconcilable. Either Blaine is a brother in Christ or he’s preparing to throw you to the wolves. It can’t be both.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      April 17, 2020 at 5:12 am | #

      I’d comparing to Judas but it’s kinda insulting to J.

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      April 17, 2020 at 10:53 am | #

      If the best person who ever lived was tortured to death and that’s a good thing (the very best thing), then anything is OK. Substitutionary atonement and an all powerful god opens the door to all kinds of evil being good. Holocaust? Got to be God’s will. Couldn’t have happened otherwise. After that, working with a mobster is small potatoes.

  31. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 17, 2020 at 5:11 am | #

    Joke’s on you, Joyce

  32. TemperaryObsessor
    TemperaryObsessor
    April 17, 2020 at 7:35 am | #

    So you’re back to being in denial about the type of man Blaine is. I expected you to ignore the things about him being an abusive ass-hat. I mean you really shouldn’t but I expected it. But he cheated on his ex wife. I mean I know that to you that’s better than being lesbian somehow but I’d think that would be enough for you to realize that he’s not a good Christian.

    • Laladoria
      Laladoria
      April 17, 2020 at 9:49 am | #

      does toedad even KNOW that blaine abused his wife?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 17, 2020 at 10:23 am | #

        No reason to think Ross knows about the abuse or the cheating. You’d think the mob connections or the threatening to murder kids would be enough, but I guess that’s all acceptable while reclaiming straying daughters.

        • TemperaryObsessor
          TemperaryObsessor
          April 17, 2020 at 11:02 am | #

          Amber told him as much. I could easily see him dismissing Amber’s abuse claims because there are those who would call him abusive because he is. But Amber’s claims that Blaine is an adulterer should be harder to dismiss.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            April 17, 2020 at 3:00 pm | #

            Oops. Never mind.

  33. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    April 17, 2020 at 9:24 am | #

    And now will begin a new type of drama! Becky will say to her “dad” how much she hate him or what? I love this♡!

  34. BlackScarabZ
    BlackScarabZ
    April 17, 2020 at 10:55 am | #

    Ah, the true mistake Toedad made in this endeavor… answering a call from an unknown number.

  35. hof1991
    hof1991
    April 17, 2020 at 10:58 am | #

    Diana’s trust is built on more than the power of true love. I think she knows more than she is saying. Did she alert Ruth? Call the police? That might explain why she was OK with joining her friends, since she is certain that this will work out. As a narrative piece, her serene certainty calls for justification. DYW loves red herrings, but not extra points in the narrative. They cause him to draw more than necessary and he ain’t got no time for that.

  36. Spriteless Girl
    Spriteless Girl
    April 17, 2020 at 11:11 am | #

    Wow Joyce and Becky are so in tune they’ve got a good cop bad cop thing going on without even being in the same room.

  37. thumb
    thumb
    April 17, 2020 at 11:33 am | #

    The speech bubble is blocking Wa-!

    . . .
    damn you, willis

  38. mzgarland
    mzgarland
    April 17, 2020 at 12:53 pm | #

    *gets popcorn*

  39. Jhon
    Jhon
    April 17, 2020 at 1:23 pm | #

    Dina and Joyce have tapped into their Prophetic Powers. Mark their words!

  40. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    April 17, 2020 at 1:56 pm | #

    “He’s a man of God.”

    “He’s a mobster involved in theft, extortion, and murder.”

    “….I don’t see how those two statements contradict one another.”

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      April 17, 2020 at 2:42 pm | #

      Put the phone down, he’s already dead.

  41. Koms
    Koms
    April 17, 2020 at 5:21 pm | #

    I like the crisp “Dad”. I’m eager to see the next strip. 🤩

  42. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    April 17, 2020 at 6:40 pm | #

    Now we’ll see how aware Becky is that his dad is a walking death wish. Amber’s hand of cards in DoA is awful, but Becky’s is not much better.

  43. Freddie!
    Freddie!
    April 17, 2020 at 7:29 pm | #

    technically his shoulder – the best kind of shoulder

  44. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    April 17, 2020 at 9:19 pm | #

    Ross almost slipped up and gave them Ballpeen’s name…

    He needs a mask of his own, so they can join forces as the evil duo ‘Hammertoe’.

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