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by David M Willis on April 1, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - When It Crumbles
└ Tags: amazi-girl, amber, blaine, dorothy, ethan, joyce, sarah, star trek, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    April 1, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    *ring*ring*

    Mike: ‘sup fucker, I’m out

    tomorrow’s comic tho lol

  2. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    April 1, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    Well, we now know the whole thing. Come on, Amber. Show your rage!

    • Hugo Bedward
      Hugo Bedward
      April 1, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

      He said it with the logo so now she has to fight back

  3. Hugo Bedward
    Hugo Bedward
    April 1, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    Wait how exactly can Blaine “end his life with a phone call”?

    • HeinousActsZX
      HeinousActsZX
      April 1, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

      His mob connections, almost certainly.

      • NinjaNick
        NinjaNick
        April 1, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

        Great. We can add (attempted) murder-for-hire in his ongoing list of charges.

        • Nono
          Nono
          April 1, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

          Man, I wish Ruth or Billie were here, they would have roundhouse kicked Blaine by now.

          • NinjaNick
            NinjaNick
            April 1, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

            In his ugly faaaace!

      • Hugo Bedward
        Hugo Bedward
        April 1, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

        so he has undercover mob people working at the hospital?

        • NinjaNick
          NinjaNick
          April 1, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

          I doubt it.

        • Tarnagh
          Tarnagh
          April 1, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

          More likely just regular people who have had to purchase kneecap insurance.

        • Foxhack
          Foxhack
          April 1, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

          No, he probably knows some HMO employees.

        • Myles Adams
          Myles Adams
          April 1, 2020 at 1:10 am | #

          Or someone on whom he has enough leverage for them to “trip over a power cable.”

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          April 1, 2020 at 1:17 am | #

          If indeed Mike is in hospital, comatose – or at the very least heavily sedated – and possibly on a ventilator, all it would take would be for one nurse/med tech to ‘accidentally’ unplug the ventilator or somehow mess up the meds he is on.  Poof!  No more Mike.

          And I don’t doubt for a second that Blaine couldn’t find at least one person there who he’d be able to bribe or otherwise have under his thumb.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          April 1, 2020 at 5:32 am | #

          He may have sown some connections while he was there (after the last time Amber kicked his ass).

    • krveale
      krveale
      April 1, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      Worst-case scenario, the weapon is the US medical system: he’s put Mike in hospital under his own insurance somehow, and can call to say “nope pull the plug.”

      No idea if that’s possible, but enough of the rest of the US’ medical system is nightmare-fuel that I can’t 100% rule it out.

      • TheKelliestKelly
        TheKelliestKelly
        April 1, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

        No, it isn’t. Blaine wouldn’t be able to foot the bill for someone who isn’t family. And even if he did commit insurance fraud, the hospital would check before they let a teenager die

        • James
          James
          April 1, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

          I think assuming Blaine would foot the bill for someone who IS family might be a generous assumption, honestly.

          • Hugo Bedward
            Hugo Bedward
            April 1, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

            He’ll foot the bill for anything that will help get his daughter out of college, apparently

        • woobie
          woobie
          April 1, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

          He can’t put just anyone on employer provided insurance.
          He certainly can ‘foot the bill’ for anyone he chooses. The polite person with the clipboard would be happy to have someone, anyone sign.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          April 1, 2020 at 8:44 am | #

          The hospital certainly wouldn’t just pull the plug on a ventilator like that, just because some apparently unrelated person stopped paying the bill. Cause that’s a massive lawsuit waiting to happen.

          They’d be trying to contact family, who would be authorized to make such care decisions if he was unconscious.
          Plus, if you’ve got an unidentified teen brought in with traumatic injuries, they’re going to get the cops involved – to identify him and the possibility of foul play.

          Blaine might well have paid someone off, but he can’t just legally have the hospital kill him. Even in the US. He could also be bluffing of course.

          • N0083rP00F
            N0083rP00F
            April 1, 2020 at 12:58 pm | #

            Nothing Blain ever did was “Legal” in the strictest sense.

            As for hospital admin or the cops, anyone who has encountered either in the states knows full well where their priorities lie and to whom they answer to. If DOA is a reflection of the sad reality that is then things will be dicey to say the least,

            • coru
              coru
              April 2, 2020 at 8:29 pm | #

              While true, Mike is a reasonably attractive (we can assume) white college boy. Based on American rules, people will care about him.

      • SuperZero
        SuperZero
        April 1, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

        The US’s what system? No, we don’t have one of those.

        • Ed Rhodes
          Ed Rhodes
          April 1, 2020 at 3:45 pm | #

          Yes we do. It sucks… but it’s there.

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      April 1, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

      If he were telling the complete truth, he’d have led with that threat instead of using Mike as an example of what he’d do to them.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      April 1, 2020 at 12:40 am | #

      Blaine is a lying liar who lies.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        April 1, 2020 at 1:41 am | #

        Aww, you’re so nice to Blaine. Not a single curse word.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        April 1, 2020 at 2:39 am | #

        Even liars tell the truth occasionally. But I’m not going to believe what Blaine’s saying about Mike’s whereabouts until I see Mike in a later strip.

    • Shane
      Shane
      April 1, 2020 at 3:15 am | #

      You have a nurse or janitor or something on the inside who hits a switch on a ventilator or pinches a line closed or mixes up a prescription. Nobody asks very many questions about why the heavily injured guy who could die, died.

    • pseudo
      pseudo
      April 1, 2020 at 3:26 am | #

      “Hello, hospital? Yes. Kill the child, thanks.”

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      April 1, 2020 at 9:13 am | #

      Mike was sent to Salem University Hospital in the Days of Our Lives universe. Being in a coma there guarantees a murder attempt. And never trust their dna / paternity tests. And never get on a car because their accident rate is 100%. Though you can get shot or have a heart transplant and be walking around in no time.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        April 1, 2020 at 4:13 pm | #

        Well, yes, getting on a car is just an accident waiting to happen.

  4. Jonah Sanville
    Jonah Sanville
    April 1, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    happy birthday to me, mikes not dead yet

    • clif
      clif
      April 1, 2020 at 1:27 am | #

      April Fool!

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        April 1, 2020 at 7:48 am | #

        That this happened today was Not lost on me….
        No, it wasn’t.
        I still wanna say “thank you” to David Willis, who always yanks the rug I’m standing on.

  5. HeinousActsZX
    HeinousActsZX
    April 1, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Literally everything else aside I’m just glad Mike is alive.

    • clif
      clif
      April 1, 2020 at 1:28 am | #

      April Fools!

  6. YakkoRex
    YakkoRex
    April 1, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    And what’s going on with Blaine’s voice?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 1, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      Broken nose, maybe?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      April 1, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      It’s contractually mandated that each member of the cast has to at some point say Amazi-Girl’s name in the proper tone. Just like Othar Tryggvassen, GENTLEMAN ADVENTURER!

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        April 1, 2020 at 4:14 pm | #

        Don’t say that idiot’s name out loud, you don’t want him to appear.

    • Hiredgoon
      Hiredgoon
      April 1, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      trying to speak after getting your nose bashed in is something of an experience, even with a day or two of recovery

    • Foxhack
      Foxhack
      April 1, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      People yesterday were speculating his ribs are bruised if not broken.

      • AntJ
        AntJ
        April 1, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

        Amazi-Girl hit them with a scooter https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/02-to-remind-you-of-my-love/scoffed/

    • CJ
      CJ
      April 1, 2020 at 6:59 am | #

      I just thought this was the Darth Vader reference.

  7. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    April 1, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    *the soft, ironic version of the Amazi-Girl theme song is playing on the soundtrack*

    • ZerglingOne
      ZerglingOne
      April 1, 2020 at 1:06 am | #

      With the saddest instrument available. Perhaps a cello or keys 44 through 66 of a piano.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        April 1, 2020 at 5:41 am | #

        As the credits roll, we see a montage of Amber walking down the side of several roads, hitchhiking to passing cars.

  8. Beef
    Beef
    April 1, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    H E L I V E S

    • emeraldbeacon
      emeraldbeacon
      April 1, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      I swear, if there’s a “Mike suddenly arrives to save the day” gag coming, scheduled for Easter Sunday…

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        April 1, 2020 at 1:26 am | #

        He is risen!

        • clif
          clif
          April 1, 2020 at 1:29 am | #

          What’s the date today? I forget.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            April 1, 2020 at 1:47 am | #

            12 days before Easter Sunday. So it’s hypothetically possible for Mike to show up with the cops on Sunday next, Blaine to get “accidentally” shot in the fracas (almost always a kill shot, lots of vulnerable blood vessels are routed through your fracas) and die in the confusion. (Also a bad place to get shot)

            • clif
              clif
              April 1, 2020 at 2:06 am | #

              Counts on fingers. Hey, you’re right.

            • Beef
              Beef
              April 1, 2020 at 3:07 am | #

              The CW did say the story doesn’t end until June though so if Mike shows up on Easter we’d still have 2 months of updates. Though a lot of that time may be revolving around Joyce dealing with the fact that her mom nearly got her killed.

              • Commander Clash
                Commander Clash
                April 1, 2020 at 9:01 am | #

                Or an epic story/chase to save Joyce who has been taken hostage.

            • Andrusi
              Andrusi
              April 1, 2020 at 11:30 am | #

              On the first day of Easter my true love gave to me…

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          April 1, 2020 at 5:58 am | #

          He is risen indeed!

  9. Tarnagh
    Tarnagh
    April 1, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    I sincerely hope that difficulty breathing stems from internal bleeding.

  10. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    April 1, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Hooray, Mike isn’t dead, I won my bet. In other news, Amber if ever there was a time for superhuman rage to kick in, now is the time. I honestly see no good way out of this, unless Blaine accepts that Amber is Amazi-girl. Anyone else see a good (+plausible way) out of this?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      April 1, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      Oh, this chapter will continue until late June. I think the worst is still yet to come.

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      April 1, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      I kinda expect Ross to club Blaine over the head at some point. He’s a very bad man, but he’s a bad man who likes to pretend he’s good and Blaine is making that difficult.

      • Sam
        Sam
        April 1, 2020 at 1:47 am | #

        He’s a bad man that likely still does have some good morals in there that aren’t just to justify bad actions. Buried underneath all the other garbage he was taught and never unlearned, unlike Joyce, who has been taking a crash course in unlearning it all in 2 months.

        Ross gets to have one (1) moral epiphany. As a treat.

    • SystemofEleven
      SystemofEleven
      April 1, 2020 at 4:30 pm | #

      Give him Sal’s phone number and tell him the person on the other end knows how to contact AG, then while he’s telling Sal his demands, have Amber (loudly) call him dad and insult his Scary Villain Voice. Sal hears Amber, knows “AG” is one of the hostages, and can probably figure out to play along and pretend to set up a meeting. Or even if she doesn’t figure that out, while Sal hella doesn’t trust cops, she would at least know dang well that AG would just escalate the situation, and find a better solution.

  11. Vangeln
    Vangeln
    April 1, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    So he still doesn’t believe Amber is Amazi-Girl?

    • Tarnagh
      Tarnagh
      April 1, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      It’s okay. He’s about to.

      I hope.

      • Nono
        Nono
        April 1, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

        Amber doesn’t have rage to feed off right now, so I think she’s out of commission for the time being.

        Ethan and Dorothy are too pacifistic and Walky can’t really fight, so uh, it’s up to Joyce and Sarah.

    • NinjaNick
      NinjaNick
      April 1, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

      His head was bashed way too many times to found out. I’m sure there will be more head bashings to come until his overdue demise.

  12. Suet
    Suet
    April 1, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Blaine both tells and doesn’t know the truth? Real duality there.

    Whoever Walky’s RA is, well, communication could have been more to the point.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      April 1, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      His RA is the same guy from Walkyverse that is too into Star Trek. Not so much help.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        April 1, 2020 at 9:01 am | #

        RA: This is my cat.
        Walky: Wait, I thought no pets were allowed…?
        RA: I’m the RA, they’re my rules.
        Walky: Ah…
        RA: His name is SPOCK.
        Walky: …Spock?
        RA: NO! Not ‘Spock’. ‘SPOCK’. You have to say it in that breathy, almost-pleading tone William Shatner says it in, or it’s not his name!
        Walky: ‘Kay, Imma stop listening to you now.

  13. Nono
    Nono
    April 1, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    Between a guy with a shotgun, attempted murder, and kidnapping, IU is gonna have a lot of kids getting pulled out of school after this, huh.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      April 1, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      Not by their parents, but by being closed because of incompetence at dealing with criminals so much that they needed a vigilante to stop gangs, rapists and shooters.

      • woobie
        woobie
        April 1, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

        Plus coronavirus.
        They are probably at least doing remote classrooms atm.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 1, 2020 at 10:42 am | #

        I’m not really sure where the incompetence comes in. None of those things are exactly unknown basically anywhere. The vigilante is, of course.

        What would you expect the cops to have done to stop any of what we’ve seen?

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      April 1, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

      Ross used a rifle, not a shotgun.

  14. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    April 1, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    Ah, okay, that explains it.

    Is Indiana college super expensive or something? Like, college by and large is ludicrously overpriced, but the amount of favors Blaine must be pulling for this, surely doing all of this to get Amber to drop out can’t be worth it, given I doubt he’s in good enough with the Korean mob where they’d just do this stuff for him for free.

    Is it just the principle of the thing?

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      April 1, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      Spite

    • Nono
      Nono
      April 1, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      This is a guy who claimed he got beat up by a giant man instead of some teenage girl.

      It’s all pride.

    • TheStranger
      TheStranger
      April 1, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

      Almost certainly the principle of the thing. For a narcissist, that’s how it goes.

      And the gaslighting of his new partner with “oh we can’t afford what YOUR kid needs because Amber” reflects that.

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      April 1, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

      He dum.

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      abysswatcher1993
      April 1, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

      Pure spite. He is more immature than Walky.

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      Needfuldoer
      April 1, 2020 at 6:09 am | #

      All-in, for an in-state student that doesn’t qualify for any grants or scholarships, it’s about $25,700 for the 2019-2020 school year. Total “direct costs” (tuition and boarding, no meal plan) are about $21,800.

      So roughly $2,000/mo if you’re paying for everything out of pocket, up front.

      Double those costs for an out-of-state student.

      https://admissions.indiana.edu/cost-financial-aid/tuition-fees.html

      Remember, prospective college students in the audience: “financial aid” means student loans.

  15. Dunedon
    Dunedon
    April 1, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    And there’s Amber getting the memory flash that he really is Blaine … this is going to be interesting.

    • Ron again
      Ron again
      April 1, 2020 at 4:46 am | #

      Yeah that memory flash was overdue. If only Amber and AG were more on speaking terms with each other. Hope these events help her/them to do that.

  16. Lex
    Lex
    April 1, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    This would be a good time to say “Mike was the one who knew how to get in contact with her”. Or for Amber to offer to prove she’s Amazi-Girl. “Untie me and I’ll prove it to you” right before she unleashes an epic beatdown on Blaine would be the best proof of all. Poke him in the eyes and kick his kneecaps for starters.

    • woobie
      woobie
      April 1, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

      Don’t throw the person who is probably injured at least and hospitalized under the bus.

    • Ron again
      Ron again
      April 1, 2020 at 4:52 am | #

      There’s a number of goons with unknown weapons at the door. The moment Amber beats Blaines head in, one of them might severely injure one of the kids to subdue Amber. This is a situation that’s more disadvantaged than just “get your hands loose and fight”.

  17. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    April 1, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    Nice reference to the RA from Walkyverse… But I am still sad about Mike.

    Also, if Mike is in a hospital there should be secur… I am forgetting people get killed easily in mexican telenovelas when they are alone in their rooms… and I am forgetting Persona 5, where you can’t trust authorities to do their goddamn job without incompetence and corruption… And I am forgetting Willis writes most jobs in his universe like a Simpsons episode… Damn.

    • woobie
      woobie
      April 1, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

      So Mikes doctor is Dr. (Nick) Riviera or Dr. Hibbert?

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        April 1, 2020 at 1:54 am | #

        Yes, 🙃 That is correct.

  18. emeraldbeacon
    emeraldbeacon
    April 1, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    Who’s not in the room, that knows the true identity of Amazi-Girl, that could come and save the day? The only two that come to mind are Dina and Sal… and while I can’t imagine Dina deciding to put on the costume, I’d be damned if my jimmies weren’t just a LITTLE rustled at the idea of Walky’s sister, in the AG jumpsuit and mask, sans cape, with the leather jacket…

    • Nono
      Nono
      April 1, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      Dina, Sal, Marcie, Ruth and Danny know.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        April 1, 2020 at 1:44 am | #

        Ruth is dangerous. Also, she knows something is wrong, whether she admits it or not.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          April 1, 2020 at 1:45 am | #

          Also, Asher is might cop wise and drop a dime.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            April 1, 2020 at 2:19 am | #

            He might call either the police or his gramps.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              April 1, 2020 at 6:12 am | #

              Gramps might not take kindly to Blaine using resources to fulfill a personal vendetta. Why should Gramps care if Blaine has to pay for Amber to go to college?

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                April 1, 2020 at 8:50 am | #

                But Blaine has something on Asher – apparently that Asher stole from gramps. Gramps wouldn’t take kindly to Blaine’s vendetta, but he also wouldn’t take kindly to learning it was Asher who stole from him.

                • Agemegos
                  Agemegos
                  April 1, 2020 at 9:18 am | #

                  Asher might be, or think he is, smart enough to dob Blaine in in such a way that Blaine doesn’t get a chance to, or doesn’t realise that he ought to, take revenge on Asher. Informing the police without Blaine figuring out that he did it seems more straightforward, but reaching out to one of Gramps’ senior lieutenants might have countervailing advantages. I reckon that a lot depends what if anything he knows about Blaine’s scheme other than he wanted that fire alarm at four AM.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      April 1, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

      Billie: “I KNEW IT!!!”

  19. BlackScarabZ
    BlackScarabZ
    April 1, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

    And the comments breathe a collective sigh of relief because at least he’s alive.

    Also, I eagerly await Blaine receiving the “I lived, bongo” text from Mike tomorrow.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      April 1, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

      He was always going to be alive by the very nature of the comic.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        April 1, 2020 at 6:13 am | #

        DYW’s vague “oh no I broke one of my DoA rules with this arc” Twitter hint opens up the possibility, though.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          April 1, 2020 at 7:01 am | #

          No it didn’t for the same reason it was a rule in the first place: we’d be dealing with the characters grieving/dealing with guilt for years.

          Blaine could die and things could move on normally, nobody cares about him and Amber’s already got to deal with the damage he’s done to her.

  20. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    April 1, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    Yeah but uh are we sure Blaine didn’t fall off that stairwell too cause he seems like he’s about to drop dead any minute now.

  21. BBCC
    BBCC
    April 1, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

    Yeah, good news: Mike’s alive

    Bad news: Who knows when he’ll be back? If he’s comatose he’s not taking out this clown.

    • clif
      clif
      April 1, 2020 at 1:55 am | #

      Things to consider:

      Blaine is a lying liar who lies.
      Blaine says Mike is alive and uses him as an additional threat.
      Today is April 1.

      Conclusions anyone???

  22. Meagan
    Meagan
    April 1, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

    That was anticlimactic. Told not shown.

    Anyway, could someone record their impressions of the hk hnn noises Blaine is making? And also the hnnns from the slipshine’s? I cannot relate them to any real sound I have heard a human make, and it disrupts my reading flow. Surely someone would fine this a fun project?

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      April 1, 2020 at 12:47 am | #

      They are weak coughs.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      April 1, 2020 at 1:46 am | #

      From personal experience, the sound of a cracked rib is screaming.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        April 1, 2020 at 2:06 am | #

        in 2011 my middle brother, Then aged 58, fell off a bicycle at high speed and suffered multiple fractures of nine ribs, with a broken shoulder and collarbone. He had a punctured lung, and developed a pneumothorax and haematothorax. There was a cock-up at the hospital, and he got sent home before the radiologist reported on his x-rays. I helped carry him from the car to his bed. Lots of pain. I thought he was likely to die (and got his doctor to come and see him). But anyway: no screaming. If he had screamed maybe his cycling buddies would have called an ambulance rather than his wife.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          April 1, 2020 at 3:08 am | #

          I was lying on a backboard with the cracked rib under me. There was lots of screaming. Double pneumothorax before it was over and a week and a half not being able to lie any way but on my back. Injury to the pancreas, which is normally a death sentence. Gastric artery severed, inferior vena cava nearly severed, stab wound clear through renal vein, laceration to the liver. Nerve damage to my strong hand. It was a bad day.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            April 1, 2020 at 8:20 am | #

            It’s possible that in that case other injuries were so loud that you couldn’t hear the cracked rib. It’s also possible that Blaine having been kicked a few times and had a bit of a fall is not as badly hurt as you were by whatever frightful event left you with all those injuries.

        • ischemgeek
          ischemgeek
          April 1, 2020 at 6:19 am | #

          The times I cracked ribs (1x martial arts injury, 1x slip and fall in the shower, landed ribs first on the edge of the tub, 1x very nasty weeks long asthma flare-up so bad doctors tested me for pertussis 4x thinking there was no way it was just asthma where I coughed so hard I cracked a rib), there was weak whimpering & pained groaning involved but I couldn’t get enough air in for screaming because deep breathing in felt like getting stabbed in the ribs.

          My father OTOH was definitely screaming when he broke his ribs falling off a horse so I think it depends on how you respond to severe pain. Some people are screamers and some shut down.

  23. adam Black
    adam Black
    April 1, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

    what does -HK- -KK- -Khhn- mean ?

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      April 1, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

      It means that the patient is experiencing pain on inhalation.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        April 1, 2020 at 1:56 am | #

        Internal screaming trying to get out. Suppressed screams of pain.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      April 1, 2020 at 2:35 am | #

      He’s in pain, almost certainly from the injuries he got when he last fought Amazi-Girl.

  24. Leorale
    Leorale
    April 1, 2020 at 12:40 am | #

    And here I was expecting something for April Fool’s.
    (I enjoyed the Shortpacked! one.)
    It kinda feels like this whole year should be an April Fool’s.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      April 1, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

      Coronavirus is revealed to be one incredibly elaborate April Fool’s joke pulled off by world leaders.

      • clif
        clif
        April 1, 2020 at 1:56 am | #

        I knew it!!!

      • PiotrW
        PiotrW
        April 1, 2020 at 2:33 am | #

        Or by “Big Pharma”.

        (I have honestly seen anti-vaxxers claiming the whole corono epidemics scare and social isolation is a plot by “Big Pharma” to stop the world from developing immunity to the virus quickly, so that needless vaccines and drugs could be pushed instead)

        • Wizard
          Wizard
          April 1, 2020 at 11:02 am | #

          I don’t wish debilitating, potentially fatal disease on anyone, but I’m seriously tempted to make an exception for anti-vaxxers. I’m perfectly willing to let informed adults endanger themselves, but those idiots endanger so many others as well.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        April 1, 2020 at 6:15 am | #

        They’re trying to keep us all inside so they can change the batteries in all the birds.

    • Rheinman
      Rheinman
      April 1, 2020 at 2:05 pm | #

      Based on my work experience over the last three weeks, the corona virus is a plot by Zoom to increase demand for their remote meeting software.

  25. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 1, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

    Clearly, what this situation is calling for is punching evil dads in the face.

    • Commander Clash
      Commander Clash
      April 1, 2020 at 9:04 am | #

      No it’s calling for a strike to the ribs or chest, he CLEARLY having breathing problems

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        April 1, 2020 at 9:14 am | #

        Fine, I’m willing to compromise, as long as evil dads are punched.

  26. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    April 1, 2020 at 1:06 am | #

    Fingers crossed for another Walkyverse superhero to show up somehow and KO Blaine.

  27. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 1, 2020 at 1:07 am | #

    “Hello, hospital clerk.”
    “Hello bleeding masked, unstable person who clearly just had the shit beaten out of him.”
    “I would like you to treat this person who was clearly just in a fight. also, if I call you I want you to kill him.”
    “Sure, that is a service we provide.”

    Honesly, at this point I’m prepared to believe any and all horror stories I hear about american health care, so why not.

    • Shane
      Shane
      April 1, 2020 at 3:38 am | #

      It would’ve gone down like this.

      “Toedad, you’re out in front for this one. This rabid, possibly Satan-possessed young man clearly tried to tackle me off the balcony and kill me. But we will be good Christians and take him to the hospital. I would do it myself, but the socialist Obamacare medical professionals wouldn’t understand my condition and would get too involved.”

      “I do seem to recall something about a Samaritan or something. I will take this misguided youth in the hospital and say I don’t know who he is but that he needs help.”

      Or maybe they just dumped him by the door to the ER and skeedaddled before anyone could ask for some names and IDs.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        April 1, 2020 at 3:49 am | #

        It’s more that whole “end his life with a phone call thing” I question, unless the phone call is to tell them Mike lack insurence or something like that.

        Of course, I also feel like Blaine taking Mike to a hospital sends awefully mixed signals on that whole “lets murder some kids” thing, but Toedad seems to be fine either way, so whatever.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          April 1, 2020 at 8:04 am | #

          As believable as your first paragraph is, the “sneaking into a hospital (even past guards/cops in the hallway outside a witnesses’ room) to off him” is a thing in fiction.

          And Blaine does know how to trope.

          • Stanistani
            Stanistani
            April 1, 2020 at 8:50 am | #

            Well, US hospital security ranges from nonexistent to crappy. One time I was visiting a friend who was ill, came in after visiting hours by mistake, walked in the wrong door, went to the wrong room, and spent an hour talking to an elderly gentleman who needed the company more than my friend did. I left without anyone noticing me.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          April 1, 2020 at 8:55 am | #

          More likely he’s got a contact at the hospital he can bribe/threaten into “accidentally” doing it.
          Or he’s just bluffing of course.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            April 1, 2020 at 9:16 am | #

            I’m gonna go with “Blaine is an idiot, so even if he has a plan he will eff it up” and call it a day.

            • Bagge
              Bagge
              April 1, 2020 at 9:16 am | #

              Sorry, I obviously meen BALL-PEEN(tm) is an idiot.

              Blaine is also an idiot, of course, but that might not be relevant right now.

        • Wizard
          Wizard
          April 1, 2020 at 11:07 am | #

          Lack of insurance doesn’t mean you’ll be denied critical care, only that you’ll be stuck with a huge bill. Sadly, lack of insurance may mean you don’t get care that would have kept you from getting into critical condition in the first place, but that’s a whole other issue.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            April 1, 2020 at 2:51 pm | #

            And it may mean you get stabilized and sent home with a prescription you can’t afford to fill for the medicine that’ll keep you from going right back into critical care.
            But no, they won’t actually deny you critical care. (And likely the doctors will try to slip you as much of the medication as they can before you have to leave, because most of them really do care and hate the constraints as much as anyone.)

            • Bagge
              Bagge
              April 1, 2020 at 11:16 pm | #

              I’m glad I got that wrong about american health care, at least.

  28. PB
    PB
    April 1, 2020 at 1:10 am | #

    Oh thank God

  29. Cholma
    Cholma
    April 1, 2020 at 1:13 am | #

    Second panel Blaine reminds me of a Power Puff Girl villain, whose name I cannot recall.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 1, 2020 at 1:28 am | #

      The masked idiot?

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      April 1, 2020 at 6:45 am | #

      Now that you say that, Blaine looks kinda like . . . Him in that panel, yeah.

  30. Rikunda
    Rikunda
    April 1, 2020 at 1:23 am | #

    He still has mafia tabs for killing someone in a public hospital?!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 1, 2020 at 1:30 am | #

      Honestly, I find his threat about as credible as Billie’s threat here

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/04-time-keeps-on-slippin/finished/

  31. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    April 1, 2020 at 1:28 am | #

    Observe: A man cant push a button if you disable his hand.
    Unless he has like, voice activation for his phone but who uses that?

  32. Erica
    Erica
    April 1, 2020 at 1:40 am | #

    What is blaine’s end goal exactly? Does he hate his own daughter so much he wants to kill her? Or has he gone totally bonkers and doesn’t realize amazigirl is amber and just wants revenge for getting beaten up? I know he’s working with Ross to get Becky but I don’t get what’s in it for him

    • Sam
      Sam
      April 1, 2020 at 1:58 am | #

      He is too deluded to put together that Amber ‘is’ AG even with her saying it to his face, though ‘is’ isn’t entirely right so much as ‘are within the same body so for all accounts and purposes it is partially true but not the whole truth’. He wants Amber out of college and under his control, he wants revenge on AG, and achieving Ross’s goal gets AG to him with his method.

      It will be interesting to see how Joe and Joe’s dad react to Amber’s mob stooge father literally having kidnapped her!

    • temperaryobsessor
      temperaryobsessor
      April 1, 2020 at 9:56 am | #

      I think he wants an excuse to scare or kill his daughter that doesn’t lead back to him.

  33. clif
    clif
    April 1, 2020 at 2:03 am | #

    Blaine: Mike is dead. I threw him head first from the 3rd floor.
    Everyone: Blaine is a liar. You can’t believe a word he says.

    Blaine: Mike is alive.
    Everyone: Yay!!!

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      April 1, 2020 at 9:07 am | #

      Worst part: Blaine knows it’s April 1st.

  34. Brasca1
    Brasca1
    April 1, 2020 at 2:21 am | #

    One other possible outcome is Mike’s Dad isn’t who he appears to be and will take his time torturing Blaine once captured.

  35. PiotrW
    PiotrW
    April 1, 2020 at 2:31 am | #

    So, he’s alive!

    BTW. Has it finally clicked for Amber that the masked guy who talks like her dad is, in fact, her dad? It’s one aspect of this storyline I can’t buy into…

    • Ron again
      Ron again
      April 1, 2020 at 4:59 am | #

      I think Amber just got AG’s memo about that.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 1, 2020 at 5:00 am | #

      It looks like Amazi-Girl managed to shove a few memories under the door, yeah.

  36. Dracke
    Dracke
    April 1, 2020 at 3:06 am | #

    Im surprised he survived…but that could also be a lie

  37. Kella
    Kella
    April 1, 2020 at 3:08 am | #

    First read: Blaine is telling the truth, that lines up with plenty of theories I’ve seen

    Second read: Blain is telling the truth about Mike being comatose, but he’s bluffing about having the ability to end his life with a phone call. There’s not a clear way for him to have done that without multiple plot devices we haven’t been privy to.

    Third read: IT’S APRIL FUCKING FOOL’S DAY WHICH MEANS EVERYTHING IS A LIE

    • Azhrei Vep
      Azhrei Vep
      April 1, 2020 at 11:01 am | #

      Ending Mike with a phone call only requires one plot device we’ve been aware of for a while: Mob Ties. He calls a guy who arranges an ‘accident.’ Problem solved.

      • Kella
        Kella
        April 2, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

        Only if the guy is competent enough to figure out where Mike’s room is, get past multiple layers of security, and get out before the nurses respond to the flat line. He’d have to work there or already have extensive knowledge of the hospital for that to be simple. Too complicated.

  38. Shane
    Shane
    April 1, 2020 at 3:23 am | #

    On a side note, his breathing doesn’t sound too good. Maybe a good hard kick to the ribs can cause that fracture to turn into a full on puncture and nick an artery or something.

  39. Keith Curtis
    Keith Curtis
    April 1, 2020 at 3:42 am | #

    I find it hard to believe Toedad is still on board with this. Yes he has real behavioral problems, but I can’t believe he’d be on board with murder. Which makes me suspect that Blaine is bluffing.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 1, 2020 at 3:44 am | #

      He tried to murder amazi-girl during the car chase.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 1, 2020 at 3:52 am | #

      also, his initial reluctance of murdering a kid he never met before was basically waived asied by “double dog dare you”, so…

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-10/02-to-remind-you-of-my-love/fixit/

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        April 1, 2020 at 1:59 pm | #

        Both of those are in line with his “I must save Becky at all costs” line of thinking. Amazi-Girl tried to stop him from getting away with her, Mike could have landed him back behind bars. Blaine’s skills in manipulation helped push him over that reluctance, too.

        Again, consistency. Blaine is evil. Ross is horribly misguided and easily swayed.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          April 1, 2020 at 2:15 pm | #

          He was also satisfied with just scaring Mike a few strips later. I think we’ll see more of this, Ross reluctantly going along with Blaine’s plans and questioning (if not tempering) his more extreme decisions.

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-10/02-to-remind-you-of-my-love/bluffing-2/

    • Azhrei Vep
      Azhrei Vep
      April 1, 2020 at 11:03 am | #

      I’m expecting one of the twists of this storyline to involve Toedad turning on Blaine eventually.

      If Blaine manages to come out of this both alive and free, I may have to look into his background to see if he’s got a noble title. Perhaps he holds a barony … in the land of Badass…

      • FacelessDeviant
        FacelessDeviant
        April 1, 2020 at 5:56 pm | #

        With his history of threatening and emotionally scarring children and young adults along with his hiding from those stronger than him disqualifies him from any position in the courts of Badass. He’ll be lucky if he gets to be a jester at court.

  40. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 1, 2020 at 5:35 am | #

    He really seems to have trouble breathing. Must be the broke nose

    • FacelessDeviant
      FacelessDeviant
      April 1, 2020 at 5:58 pm | #

      Heres hoping its broken ribs. Those hurt a lot.
      At least we know its not spinal injury.
      Cant break what one does not have.

  41. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    April 1, 2020 at 8:31 am | #

    Does anyone else think it seems unlikely that Abusi-Dad would leave off trying to murder Mike and take him to a hospital instead, then resume a course of crimes that is going to see him still in prison when they launch the Starship Enterprise?

    So if Mike is in hospital, who took him there? My guess would be the Amazi-Girl did it.

    Now, I don’t know about America, but when I come from hospitals report suspicious and mysterious injuries to the police, or at least they are supposed to. What scenario does not lead to a detective at Mike’s room in the dorms asking his room-mate about where and when he was last seen?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      April 1, 2020 at 8:59 am | #

      One where Mike had no id on him by the time he made it to the hospital. They could be looking into it, but not have gotten that far yet.

      His injuries were also mostly (maybe entirely?) from a fall, so it wouldn’t be that hard to spin a story that made it less suspicious.

    • Falconer
      Falconer
      April 1, 2020 at 9:24 am | #

      Blaine could have taken Mike to the hospital. I’d like to hear whatever story he spun to avoid raising suspicion.

      But he wouldn’t have an insurance card for him. The hospital would be required to treat Mike in the ER but I’m not sure it would be required to admit him.

      Also he wouldn’t have power of attorney for Mike, because he’s not Mike’s dad, lucky for him.

      I suppose he could have ditched Mike’s wallet somewhere and claimed that Mike was Faz, if he had an ID that didn’t have Faz’s photo on it. Also Faz is younger than Mike.

      So I think it’s more likely that Blaine has someone On The Inside who can arrange for the patient to fail treatment than he can call up on the level and say, you know what, take my child off of life support after barely more than 24 hours, it’s time to let him go.

      ‘Course, he’s probably lying. Mike’s probably comatose in a bed upstairs.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 1, 2020 at 10:36 am | #

        They have to stabilize him. If that’s straight from the emergency room into intensive care, that’s what they have to do. They can’t just kick him out on the street if he’ll die without continued treatment – I’d assume not if he’s comatose. There’s all sorts of horrific stuff they can do, but it’s not quite that bad.
        And in this case, they certainly wouldn’t do it without making every effort to identify him. He’s a comatose teenager, found on a college campus, presumably without id. Not the typical indigent population. He very likely has insurance and quite possibly parents with the resources to sue.

      • FacelessDeviant
        FacelessDeviant
        April 1, 2020 at 5:59 pm | #

        I don’t think Blaine took him to the hospital. I think Toe-dad did.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      April 1, 2020 at 10:45 am | #

      I agree that Amazi-Girl taking him seems more likely. That would be a reason for her to have let the Evil Dads run off. I can’t really see her just letting them leave with Mike without continuing to fight. Unless she had some kind of incapacitating breakdown, but then they would have been able to capture her or something.
      Though if she did, she would have identified him or at least not taken his wallet/id.

  42. hof1991
    hof1991
    April 1, 2020 at 9:27 am | #

    Better call Sal. Tell him it’s Sal and call her asking for help. Sal knows enough to recognize that as a call for help.

    Nope, no enough personal trauma and development that way.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      April 1, 2020 at 12:26 pm | #

      I have hope Asher will tell her.

  43. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    April 1, 2020 at 9:45 am | #

    I mean…now is probably the best time to reconcile your multiple personalities to combine memories.

  44. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    April 1, 2020 at 10:02 am | #

    It’s the end of the adolescence.

  45. Pat
    Pat
    April 1, 2020 at 10:10 am | #

    “Oh and I also just got back my repressed memory of that guy with his mask off, so that’s a revelation.”

  46. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    April 1, 2020 at 10:12 am | #

    Well, something happened while the camera was turned off. Blaine is missing a tooth, his face is scratched up and he’s having trouble breathing. He was able to shake off a kick to the chest earlier. Although astoundingly, his hair looks perfect.

    Waiting for that blue-tint flashback scene any day now.

    Stay safe, everyone.

  47. Mitsukara
    Mitsukara
    April 1, 2020 at 1:13 pm | #

    I’ve never had a more perfect opening for this, so: a month or two ago I noticed Walmart had a Dr. Soren action figure, from Star Trek Generations, still in stock. So you could say… “Time is the fire in which we pegwarm”.

  48. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    April 1, 2020 at 1:23 pm | #

    Aaaaand no Mike presence today. Well played, Willis.

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      April 1, 2020 at 1:26 pm | #

      Also: I should be all ‘Hey, I totally called that we would know Mike’s true fate on April 1st!’, but somehow I do not feel so confident. This Blaine guy is a delusional liar and we still do not know which kind of connection Amber is currently making with AG memories.

  49. Mishyana
    Mishyana
    April 1, 2020 at 8:43 pm | #

    Is it bad that I kinda hope whatever is causing those hitches in Blaine’s breathing turn out to be fatal?

  50. Ellegos
    Ellegos
    April 2, 2020 at 1:30 am | #

    Walky: “I don’t believe you. Cut off his finger and send me a picture of it next to today’s newspaper!”

  51. thumb
    thumb
    April 2, 2020 at 7:00 am | #

    To be fair, her ignorance of these events is a sound argument against her being Amazi-Girl.

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May 3, 2025 - FCBD @ Laughing Ogre Comics in Columbus, Ohio

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David M Willis!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1h
I bet it was all those Dilberitos.
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Repost with a pic of your Gay Sex Command Center.
The Nemesis from Transformers.
seanthomason.bsky.social's user avatarSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social ⋅ 5h
Universities can't even have a Gay Sex Command Center anymore, because of woke.
1980s screenshot of Jerry Falwell in a TV control room with chyron
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3h
Well, Lizard is here, and I've been telling myself for... years that I'd take down my Endgame shelf and put up Spider-Man:No Way Home once the final villain was out. So. That's a thing I gotta do.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5h
www.ebay.com/itm/23611085... buy my unopened shang-chi, wenwu, salma hayek, and talos
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damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
just discovered "Humor Me," a editorial cartoon where you, the reader, do the cartoonist's job
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
they're just gonna cancel it once they reach 3 seasons
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Netflix has saved Sesame Street!
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Sesame Street Is Relocating to Netflix
'Sesame Street' finds new home at Netflix for new episodes and back catalog following the end of its streaming contract at HBO.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
just discovered "Humor Me," a editorial cartoon where you, the reader, do the cartoonist's job
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
www.ebay.com/itm/23609767... one hour left on this dingus
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This is Netflix War for Cybertron Voyager Class Megatron! A Walmart exclusive, he originally came packaged with the Micromasters Lionizer and Pinpointer, but this auction is just for Megatron. No inst...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
uh oh, chekhov's murderous weirdo
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
Dumbing of Age: "Practice" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Practice
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.ebay.com/itm/23610927... a quake, a quake!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
okay okay -- spider-man reboot idea the lizard is still dr connors, but he's dr PHIL connors, and he wakes up every day and it's groundhog day and he's a lizard is this anything
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dr. Connors is like a chameleon: always a lizard!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
i dunno, he's kinda a tool, but i could go on
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Somebody teach Greg Evans how to rasterize text and use the warp tool
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
no, he's not a Black dad, he's a
fancy indoor decorating newspaper subsection with the ornate headline
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
4 hours left on [borat voice] my Wipe www.ebay.com/itm/23609982...
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This is Legends LG34 Wipe (aka Mindwipe), loose! He's also missing Servant, his little monster partner. Yeah, the partner's name is Servant. I just learned that now, somehow, while looking this toy up...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEA...
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Meet Your Second Wife - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Rascal" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Rascal
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
sometimes i like to ruin people's day/life by reminding them that Solo A Star Wars Story and Obi-Wan Kenobi take place at the same time
Adult Han Solo
Child Leia Organa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Show us your writing process in a GIF.
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Show us your writing process in a GIF.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
a plague has hit our house both children singing billie eilish's "what was i made for" but entirely in "meows" we can't get them to stop it's been weeks please send help
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
thank god there's no dinobot
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Bryson The Gaytive @brysonthegaytive.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
The plantation burning reminds me of when the residential school burnt down in Shubenacadie. I was very young. Not understanding why we were all there watching a scary looking building burning. Cars lined up all over both sides of the road. It seemed like the entire rez population (1)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Describe the plot of your comic with one panel.
danacorn.bsky.social's user avatarDana Simpson ✨🦄✨ @danacorn.bsky.social ⋅ 1m
Describe the plot of your comic with one panel.
Phoebe: “neigh neigh whinny neigh oats”
Marigold: “I will translate from ancient unicornese”
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Someone is citing the MA constitutional provision explicitly allowing the state to impede federal marshals enforcing the fugitive slave act, DAMN the average citizen is radicalized
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.
Nottoway Plantation burning RIP bozo !
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
look a better question is why isn't EVERYTHING all angst-riddled queer women
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