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September 20, 2023

North Star

by David M Willis on September 14, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - This Bright Millennium

└ Tags: sal, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 14, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    dude you really think Sal has a motorcycle trailer to haul your shit there

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 14, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      Of course not, there’s no way to make a motorcycle trailer look cool and badass.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        September 14, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

        Where there’s a will (and paint with which to put flames on the side) there’s a way!

      • Pablo360
        Pablo360
        September 14, 2020 at 12:51 am | #

        you really gonna tell sal there’s something she can’t make look cool and badass? sal can make apples to apples cool and badass. sal did make apples to apples cool and badass.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 14, 2020 at 6:38 am | #

        One time I saw what could be best described as a ‘rat rod cruiser’. It was an older v-twin (think Harley), but with fading paint and rust, and it had a homemade sidecar that was pretty much just a galvanized steel washtub or horse watering trough on wheels. That was pretty cool.

        Hopefully Sal didn’t wreck the bike, just had to park for the winter. Maybe she can get a dual-sport with studded snow tires! Something like a Honda XR600L or Suzuki DR650.

  2. Octopus Ink
    Octopus Ink
    September 14, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Uh-oh! There’s a story a-brewin’!
    Place yer bets:
    Simple accident or Ghost Rider commandeered her ride and left it a flaming wreck after a battle with Dr. Octopus!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 14, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      Sorta both. She got into an accident, but it was with Ghost Rider.

      Luckily, he was at fault and has good coverage because all the biggest insurance companies are headquartered in Hell.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        September 14, 2020 at 2:15 am | #

        That made me laugh
        Because it’s true
        And then I cried, … Because it’s true

    • Gerg
      Gerg
      September 14, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      Also it’s January in Indiana, not exactly prime motorcycling weather

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        September 14, 2020 at 4:32 am | #

        Bingo!!  You don’t see people using skis or operating snowmobiles in the summertime for much the same reason.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 14, 2020 at 6:50 am | #

          Where’s there’s a will, there’s a way. Never underestimate the drive to hoon!

    • Dean
      Dean
      September 14, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

      The motorcycle got lost in Sal’s hair. Sometimes she thinks that she can hear it revving faintly, but it might just be the wind.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        September 14, 2020 at 2:16 am | #

        Depends on the mufflers – could be tinnitus

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      September 14, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

      It’s become the Amazi-Cycle.

    • Pongles
      Pongles
      September 14, 2020 at 1:39 am | #

      My guess is that she forgot where she parked it and won’t admit it.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        September 14, 2020 at 10:58 am | #

        Or it got left at the crime scene and it’s too far to walk but she has too much pride to ask for a lift (and no account to ask for a Lyft)

    • Quinn
      Quinn
      September 14, 2020 at 1:57 am | #

      Or Sal *is* Ghost Rider, the bike just appears when she really needs it, and she and her Penance Stare are going to make Garbage Roof muuuuuch less fun.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        September 14, 2020 at 2:04 am | #

        Her motorcycle uses RuTech nanotech so it appears when she wants like Iron Man’s suit in the later movies.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 14, 2020 at 2:43 am | #

      I was gonna guess it broke down or was stolen, but the Ghost Rider idea sounds much cooler.

    • Bogeywoman
      Bogeywoman
      September 14, 2020 at 7:18 am | #

      *fingers crossed* she sold it to help amber pay for tuition #fuckyoumum

    • Spriteless Girl
      Spriteless Girl
      September 14, 2020 at 9:29 am | #

      Wow my first thought was she sold it to help Marcie.

      • showler
        showler
        September 14, 2020 at 12:22 pm | #

        Or sold it to pay Amber’s tuition.

  3. Chris
    Chris
    September 14, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    How many years before we find out what happened?

    • Lanie
      Lanie
      September 14, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      My vote is approximately 17 real world months.

      • clif
        clif
        September 14, 2020 at 3:19 am | #

        Outstanding questions:
        What is Mike’s status?
        Is there homicide in Dorothy’s future?
        Where is Sal’s bike?

  4. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    September 14, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    I guess either Linda destroyed the motorcycle, or Sal is still pissed that Marcie values more sexual pleasure over friendship.

    • Cmasta1992
      Cmasta1992
      September 14, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

      Sex done right is pretty awesome so this is understandable. Even if it’s Malaya

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        September 14, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

        . . . .

        Maybe it’s my utter lack of libido, but your statement makes zero sense to me.

      • SystemOfEleven
        SystemOfEleven
        September 14, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

        My sexual experience tells me that a good turkey sandwich is just as if not more satisfying, and takes way less work. And if you you try to tell me I just haven’t had the “right” experience, my eyes gonna roll out the door.

        One of my romantic partners is much more impressed by sex, and has a drive to rival the Energizer Bunny. But he still decided that blue ballsing himself was worth a zero-sex relationship with me and friendship with three other people he’s massively attracted to. And he’s never got so hung up on chasing any of his romantic or sexual partners that he disregarded his friends, either.

        So I dunno… Still pretty not understandable to me. Honestly I have no idea how anyone could get horny enough to ditch someone they’ve been friends with for a decade. *Shrug*

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          September 14, 2020 at 1:01 am | #

          Decade and change. Sal and Marcie definitely looked under ten in their first flashback together. The awkwardness last time they were in a strip together was all about the ‘Marcie had a crush on Sal for years, things are Slightly Weird now’ anyway. Sal is at least abstractly fine with Marcie hooking up with Malaya if that makes Marcie happy, and has made pretty clear attempts to be civil to Malaya even if she can’t manage genuinely friendly against Malaya’s insistence Sal is totally fake.

          And add me to the Confused Ace line. I have a libido but like. In about the same way I sometimes want to play a favorite video game.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 14, 2020 at 1:07 am | #

            They were five when they first met, so about 13 years.

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              September 14, 2020 at 4:37 am | #

              For some, sex feels like a biological imperative, like thirst. Masturbation can help a lot to take the edge off, but the prospect of going without sex forever would be more than a disappointment, they can have full grief.

              Thirsty people do destroy relationships that they deeply value for a shot at slaking their thirst. (Not saying it’s right, just that it’s a behaviour that has been observed.) I hope you and your Energizer Bunny have found good ways around that sexuality mismatch.

          • seikodelic
            seikodelic
            September 14, 2020 at 10:59 am | #

            See, the fact that they’ve been friends since they were kids tells me this was on its way out anyway. People change as they grow, we drift apart. Marcie isn’t ditching Sal for Malaya. She’s making an effort to meet and befriend new people, and it so happens Sal is less important than she once was. Frankly, Marcie gives me the impression that she’s almost fed up with Sal’s nonsense, but maybe I’ve been interpreting the shine on her goggles as eyerolls.

    • Foxhack
      Foxhack
      September 14, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

      I don’t know if Linda would destroy her adult child’s personal vehicle.

      I mean, it’d just open her up to a lawsuit or worse.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        September 14, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

        Unfortunately, you need money to sue.

        A not-insignificant amount of money.

        And Sal is still, to at least some extents, financially dependent on her parents. (If only in college tuition. I suspect she keeps as much money as she can somewhere Linda can’t access it after Linda already stole from her, but for a college student – or any 18-year-old in this economy – it’s not nearly enough for a lawyer.)

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 14, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

          The closest thing she has to lawyer money is being friends with Carla.

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            September 14, 2020 at 12:54 am | #

            And I suspect if Carla heard about Linda trashing Sal’s motorcycle because she asked for help, it’d be less ‘here’s $200 for the consult’ and much more ‘The Rutten Heiress shows up on their doorstep as flashily as humanly possible and immediately begs her Dear Friend Sal to join her on the family’s winter vacation at their private chalet in the mountains that may or may not exist, because she so misses the company of her peers.’ And then what do you know, every subsequent break Carla ALSO has plans involving her bosom chums including Sal! The whole break! Funny how that works. You wouldn’t want to pass up a networking chance like that, would you, Linda?

            … I would seriously love to see Carla vs Linda though.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              September 14, 2020 at 1:00 am | #

              I want it so badly. I have multiple fic ideas centred around that concept.

              • Regalli
                Regalli
                September 14, 2020 at 1:03 am | #

                She’s the perfect opponent. So much bombast. So much social clout even Linda can’t object. So totally, genuinely likes Sal.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  September 14, 2020 at 1:05 am | #

                  I dunno which I want more – them to see Sal with someone who meets all their social clout standards or is otherwise ‘too good’ for Sal (Tony, Carla, Danny) or someone they would HATE just out of spite (Marcie, Asher, etc.) So many ships, so little time.

                • Regalli
                  Regalli
                  September 14, 2020 at 8:14 am | #

                  Have you considered the Roller Derby Polycule option?

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  September 14, 2020 at 10:08 am | #

                  Sounds like a bloodbath.

                  But yes.

              • Geneseepaws
                Geneseepaws
                September 14, 2020 at 2:22 am | #

                …watchin’ the ships roll in
                Then I watch them roll away again

            • FacelessDeviant
              FacelessDeviant
              September 14, 2020 at 4:30 am | #

              She doesn’t need to physically wreck it. All she needs to do is to stop paying for insurance for it.

              And well, since its a crime to drive uninsured, its probably something that Sal wants to stay far away from.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                September 14, 2020 at 10:08 am | #

                I doubt she was ever paying for the insurance. Sal’s not gonna let her have control over something she cares about again and I doubt Sal went to all the effort to get a motorcycle license and pay for a brand new one and not be able to pay for insurance herself.

    • leaf
      leaf
      September 14, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

      Walky would know if Linda destroyed it

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 14, 2020 at 7:56 am | #

      That’s not really what’s going on with Sal and Marcie. Marcie pretty clearly likes Malaya in addition to being attracted to her. And her break with Sal before was not about Malaya at all, but about Sal fighting and costing her her job.

      But more importantly, valuing sexual pleasure over friendship might be shallow, but a friend who wants to keep you from having sex is too controlling to be much of a friend.

      Not that Sal was ever really doing that – she was trying to keep Marcie from having other friends, but was actually okay when she learned she wanted sex with Malaya, so I’ve got no idea where that idea came from. Mind you, gatekeeping her friends is shitty in itself, but she’s gotten past that as well.

      • Miri
        Miri
        September 14, 2020 at 4:20 pm | #

        I think she was OK with Marcie having other friends in theory but in practice she was used to Marcie always being there for her, waiting for her to be ready to hang out, unless she was working etc, and Marcie making other friends bothered her more than she would have anticipated.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 14, 2020 at 8:44 pm | #

          She talked often about how they only needed each other, no one else, and then changed her whole attitude towards Malaya when she found out Marcie wanted sex with her.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 14, 2020 at 10:25 am | #

      1) What Leaf said.
      2) Sal’s willing to ride with Danny and Joyce and others.

      I’m guessing it’s some problem from hanging out with AG.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        September 14, 2020 at 10:29 am | #

        Addendum:

        3) The Forest gang wouldn’t stop fangirling over it every time she appeared in public with it.

  5. Spencer
    Spencer
    September 14, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    I don’t know why Walky thinks Billie’s being elusive. She’s right there in the first panel.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 14, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

      Nope, she isn’t tagged, clearly that is a doppelganger.

      • Cattleprod
        Cattleprod
        September 14, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

        Billie should sue, no one else can have black hair and a yellow shirt.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          September 14, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

          Her lawsuit against Frieda is currently pending.

      • MacareuxMoine
        MacareuxMoine
        September 14, 2020 at 9:44 am | #

        and Billie got moved to a different building and has therefor no business at this center desk.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 14, 2020 at 2:30 am | #

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only person who thought that looked like Billie.

  6. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 14, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    I hope the alt text is in fact a Queen reference because that would make my day.

    Unrelated to that, can I say how much I love Sal’s hair?

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      September 14, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      You can have a Queen reference. So says the Muzak hacker.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 14, 2020 at 6:56 am | #

        As a treat.

    • Rheinman
      Rheinman
      September 14, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      I want to ride it where i like.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 14, 2020 at 7:58 am | #

      Don’t see how it could be anything else.

      No fat bottomed girls in today’s strip though.

  7. LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    September 14, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    I love how they talk about Billie like she’s another sibling.

    *gasp* oh noes! What happened to the motorcycle?! So many friends will never get motorcycle rides now! The entire floor will be devastated! (except Malaya)

    • Foxhack
      Foxhack
      September 14, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      She basically IS the third Walkerton sibling. Remember how she defused the Amber situation with their parents (before they said eff this because her dad was murdered in the hospital)?

  8. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    September 14, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    Did it get destroyed in the chase?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 14, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      Nah, it was fine last we saw it: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/03-when-it-crumbles/i/

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        September 14, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

        Clearly we need a “sal’s motorcycle” tag.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      September 14, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      More likely their mom found out she was paying for the insurance on it, and had it cancelled.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 14, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

        I think Sal knows better than to put anything she cares about in the hands of her mother, even if her mother didn’t know about it.

  9. Reed
    Reed
    September 14, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    i’m just staring at their new hairstyles. love the new post quarantine long hair looks.

  10. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 14, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    awwwww. Little mouse boy has done good helping his big sis

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      September 14, 2020 at 7:47 am | #

      Is LMB the new tag for Walky’s alter-ego?

  11. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 14, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    Ah, yes, the periodic reminder Sal’s parents unironically make her want to die. GOD I hate them.

    I’m picking a not infuriating answer and am saying Sal left her bike with Marcie over the break so her parents wouldn’t see it because that’s not something she needs on one of her first trip back home since boarding school (assuming she went home for Thanksgiving).

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 14, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      Agreed. Pretty sure Walky wouldn’t be making jokes if she totaled it due to drama/an accident, and if it was Linda and Charles pulling another Marcie’s surgery money incident…

      I think my feelings for that are best expressed not with words, but with fire. Lots and lots of fire.

      But if Sal’s already been deciding to straighten her hair less, I could totally buy her picking her battles and going for the one Linda can’t actually do anything about! (Though if it turns out I DO need to express myself with fire, will people finally stop disputing that Linda Walkerton is an abusive parent and that it was bad for both the twins’ psyches to be in that environment knowing what she’d do when you didn’t do what she just knows is best for you? Probably not, Ross still got defenders, but I can dream damnit.)

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 14, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

        I mean, Sal’s already said being in that house made her feel like she was dying every day. At thirteen. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-10/01-birthday-pursuit/kicked/

        If people can still defend the Walkerton parents after that, her stealing the motorcycle won’t do it.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          September 14, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

          Lord I forgot that exact strip and phrasing exists but auuuuugh I hate them.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 14, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

            I do too. That exact phrasing never fails to make my eye do they angry twitchy thing.

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        September 14, 2020 at 6:38 pm | #

        … did those Ross defending comments get deleted or did my brain do me a solid and mind wipe? I don’t recall that level of dense at allll…

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 14, 2020 at 8:46 pm | #

          There were a bunch during his initial appearance – questioning whether Becky was lying about what happened. They mostly went away when the gun came out.

          There was something of a resurgence during the recent arc, mostly by comparison to Blaine.

  12. pdp15
    pdp15
    September 14, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

    I don’t want a pickle
    Just want to ride on my motorsickle
    And I don’t want a tickle
    ‘Cause I’d rather ride on my motorsickle
    And I don’t want to die
    I just want to ride on my motorcy-
    Cle

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      September 14, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

      Be careful you don’t run into the mountain.

    • leaf
      leaf
      September 14, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

      I don’t wanna be your friend I wanna ride your motorcycle

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 14, 2020 at 6:59 am | #

      Let go of your pickle!

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        September 14, 2020 at 8:58 pm | #

        I’ll sell it to you for $5000!

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 14, 2020 at 11:33 pm | #

          Ah, but I’m slightly different than your average customer. I’m only interested in two things; see if you can guess what they are.

          (It’s a Frank Zappa reference.)

          • Slartibeast Button, BIA
            Slartibeast Button, BIA
            September 15, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

            And I countered with a Firesign Theater reference.

  13. danielle
    danielle
    September 14, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    where IS billie?

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      September 14, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

      I’m gonna bet Canadian jail.

  14. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 14, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

    Elusive Billie?….That’s interesting. I’m guessing since her absentee parents are well…absentee, that she shacked up with Ruth somewhere and that is where she is now. With Ruth. …Or maybe not. Maybe we’ll finally after ten years see a Billingsworth parent and it will be all dramatic and sad. I’d actually like to see that just for the mystery of it.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 14, 2020 at 12:42 am | #

      At least one Senior Billingsworth showed up when Billie and Danny got married over in the other universe,* but obscured and only from about the chin down. And Mrs. Billingsworth showed up in a flashback about Ruth’s origin story there (where she was Billie and Walky’s babysitter), but also obscured about that much. As far as I can tell it takes about that level of Momentous With Social Expectations Of Parent for Billingsdad to actually show up.

      (The wedding strip also discussed the elder Billingsworths with ‘no immediate plans, but it seems likely someday.’ So yeah, probably we’ll see him eventually. Hopefully Billie won’t have to announce her marriage first! http://www.itswalky.com/comic/so-smug/ )

      So yeah, I could see her choosing to stay somewhere else. Though if Ruth was at Sir’s – which, probably, if only to keep an eye on Howard – I think they’d want to keep Billie at a distance for that. He definitely does not seem to like Ruth dating.

      * It was a very different universe.

  15. Mra
    Mra
    September 14, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

    Did Sal crash it? Or her parents do something for punishment?

  16. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    September 14, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

    Maybe Sal has the Motorcycle parked somewhere in the name of Linda not finding out about it’s existence and not adding more tension to the time she spent with her parents.

  17. Switchchris
    Switchchris
    September 14, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

    I have so many questions.
    But my first guess for the “Where is billie?” question is that Ruth decided to leave and Billie went with her, and they are atm aggressively snuggling in front of a camp fire somewhere trying not to be found.
    Or Billie is in therapy to help with her issues and will come to school after her therapy is over and she wont relapse into the alcohol thing since it would be super easy in college. Or im overthinking it and she has just been trying to lay low for whatever reason to avoid drama.

    • Norah
      Norah
      September 14, 2020 at 1:08 am | #

      Both Ruth and Billie could be seen in that silhouette of the cast.

      • Blob
        Blob
        September 14, 2020 at 8:30 am | #

        If Billie is in the silhouette she’s had a haircut – very possible! The figure that had the smooth ponytail was also as tall as Joe and wearing roller skates so I think Carla.

    • Norah
      Norah
      September 14, 2020 at 1:10 am | #

      I think Walky just meant that he hardly ever sees Billie anymore because she spends most of her free time with Ruth.

      • DahliaRose
        DahliaRose
        September 14, 2020 at 6:22 am | #

        I hope one of you is right.. I think I will die if Billie is being elusive because she and Ruth broke up or something. I can’t help but worry about something like that happening to couples I love after every time skip across media… I just love them together so much

  18. iain
    iain
    September 14, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

    Ok yes sure but… who is that guy and what was he doing with that white sack?

    • Green
      Green
      September 14, 2020 at 12:57 am | #

      It’s a sack fulla stuffed animals, just like what Joyce had her first time moving in

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 14, 2020 at 12:59 am | #

      Look, does he interrogate you on your stuff? 😛

      • iain
        iain
        September 14, 2020 at 7:53 pm | #

        ALL THE TIME
        It’s… a thing

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 14, 2020 at 9:40 pm | #

          How rude! You should report him to campus services.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 14, 2020 at 4:31 pm | #

      You don’t recognize the prestigious Hefty line of baggage?

  19. Green
    Green
    September 14, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

    Too me a hot minute to realize the gal in the first panel with black hair, a pony tail, and a yellow shirt was… not in fact Billie. Like, Walky said she hasn’t been around a lot lately, and here I am just staring back at that first panel, confused, bc “Wait what, Billie’s right there!” Sometimes I’m just…really slow.

    Also, I love seeing the Walkerton Twins being so close! That makes my heart happy!

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 14, 2020 at 9:37 am | #

      Based on silhouette speculation, Billie might have cropped her hair short like it was in later Walkyverse strips. The gigantic ponytail had to find a new host. Unfortunately, the new host is a background character, so it’s not going to have as many opportunities to cause shot framing issues. It will be back someday, and it will have its revenge!

      • Green
        Green
        September 14, 2020 at 1:34 pm | #

        This is like one of those “Mom and Baby are fine!” birth announcements that get emailed out, except in this scenario, the baby is a parasitic bundle of human hair, latching on to anyone who makes the mistake of getting too close.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 14, 2020 at 2:25 pm | #

          Becky Background will be an alpha bongo cheerleader before she knows it.

  20. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    September 14, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

    So here’s my guess re: the motorbike – she sold it to cover Amber’s tuition costs now that there’s no Blaine paying alimony. Or made some sort of compromise deal with her mom that kept her from running Amber out of school. (As Linda probably doesn’t approve of the bike.)

    • Axel
      Axel
      September 14, 2020 at 2:03 am | #

      I don’t think her motorcycle was valuable enough to pay someone’s tuition when it was brand new

    • Bogeywoman
      Bogeywoman
      September 14, 2020 at 7:24 am | #

      I’m hoping for selling her bike to help amber, maybe with other supporters (the derby girls, Carla selling a signed jacket etc

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 14, 2020 at 2:29 pm | #

      600-class sport bikes are generally around $8,000 to $12,000 MSRP brand new. On the used market they’ll go for half to two thirds of that. Figure she most likely bought it used and a few years old, it’s probably worth about $2-4k on the private market.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 14, 2020 at 2:36 pm | #

        She actually seems to have bought it new – when she bought it, it came with a jacket. That doesn’t seem like the kind of thing you’d get when buying used.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 14, 2020 at 3:49 pm | #

          It could happen, I’ve seen private party ads for used bikes that come with a jacket or helmet before. (Don’t trust a used helmet, kids. Besides the yuck factor, who knows if it’s already taken a beating or if the foam’s still within spec.) Sometimes people buy them thinking riding is for them, only to find out they’re wrong later. Or maybe whoever she bought it from got the matching jacket with the bike and just threw it in because it didn’t go with the old one and was a “freebie” anyway.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 14, 2020 at 5:11 pm | #

            It can, but I think it’s more likely she just bought the motorcycle new, especially since the jacket conveniently fits Sal fine and it was apparently part of a Ruttech promotion.

  21. KSClaw
    KSClaw
    September 14, 2020 at 1:58 am | #

    I got the grim feeling that Linda happened.

  22. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    September 14, 2020 at 2:10 am | #

    “North star” is the clue; Billie is busy with someone Canadian and gay

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      September 14, 2020 at 4:37 am | #

      Can’t imagine who that might be.  Are we going to be getting a new character?

  23. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 14, 2020 at 2:21 am | #

    I’m never quite sure if Walky is kidding in times like this. He can be disturbingly self-centred sometimes and other times he uses his reputation for being self-centred to adorn his class clown credentials!

    What did happen to the bike, though? Was it impounded by the Walkerton parents to try to forestall more vigilante adventures on Sal’s part. Certainly, from what she says, the last few weeks have been somewhat difficult.

    Also, what about Billie? I’m wondering if she and Ruth stayed somewhere together, mostly to keep Ruth away from her grandfather, an arrangement to the satisfaction of both parties.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      September 14, 2020 at 2:28 am | #

      Though we must remember that the last few weeks were going to be difficult anyway, because those were the first time in five years that she’s been constantly in the parents’ company, from the sound of things.

  24. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 14, 2020 at 2:40 am | #

    I’m sure it would be more badass to travel back to college on Sal’s motorcycle, but I’m assuming it would be difficult to take their luggage with them that way.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 14, 2020 at 10:12 am | #

      She must have some way to get luggage there since she drove on her motorcycle to school and she wasn’t with her parents then.

      Though, considering Marcie moved up with her after being in Tennessee, maybe they got a mover’s truck or something.

  25. John
    John
    September 14, 2020 at 3:20 am | #

    It’s okay, Sal. Walky can handle the truth.

    Walky, you’re not cool enough to be on Sal’s motorcycle.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      September 14, 2020 at 3:52 am | #

      “I’m out of gas funds”

  26. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    September 14, 2020 at 3:51 am | #

    That guy in panel 1 just arrived with his belongings stored in Santa’s bag.

  27. Lee
    Lee
    September 14, 2020 at 3:55 am | #

    My guess is that what happened to the motorcycle has something to do with the:

    Billie: What, do they blame Sal for the kidnapping somehow?
    Sal: No, that would be ridiculous. It’s too early, they’ll work up to it.

    Not that she’s not a young adult, but being home for the holidays can be CLOYING especially with your mother’s racism and parental judgement, and sometimes you’ll acquiesce to ridiculous demands like “get rid of the bike” to keep the peace. (Or maybe mum sold it behind her back.) source: experience

    • Lee
      Lee
      September 14, 2020 at 3:57 am | #

      To clarify, I’m not saying they would be all “you put Blaine up to this!!” But I can imagine “you’re the troublemaker, why weren’t you kidnapped as opposed to our darling baby boy?”

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      September 14, 2020 at 11:02 am | #

      I don’t think you can sell someone else’s property without their permission, especially a registered vehicle??

      • ischemgeek
        ischemgeek
        September 14, 2020 at 1:56 pm | #

        IME, they can’t sell it behind her back but they *can* disapprove of it super strongly and withhold things she needs on the condition of selling it or (as my folks did with one of my instruments) give it away and then ask her for permission in front of the person they gave it to who is effusively grateful and happy so that you’re the evil villain if you say it’s not ok.

        • Axel
          Axel
          September 14, 2020 at 10:10 pm | #

          hell, parents who actually care do this shit sometimes (either because they underestimate the importance of something or because (worse parents) forget that their kids’ stuff isn’t their own. As a much less fraught example, my cousin worked at a book store and got her favourite book signed & met the author at an event the bookstore she worked at. My aunt/her mom asked to read it, then instead of giving it back to my cousin, gave it to my mom and said my mom could share it on or giv it to the thrift store once she read it. I talked to my cousin and had to call my mom and track down which of her friend’s had the book to eventually get it back to my cousin, and it was worse for the wear by then.

          Lots of parents just don’t think about their kids, and Linda is actively malicious to Sal, so yeah no doubt she pulled some shit like ischemgeek said

          • Axel
            Axel
            September 15, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

            (sorry for the weird repeat, it’s hard to see what I already typed on mobile)

  28. thumb
    thumb
    September 14, 2020 at 5:19 am | #

    Aw look at them being actual siblings. Now when they fight and draw blood, it will be the blood of family.

  29. Douglas
    Douglas
    September 14, 2020 at 8:17 am | #

    They’re so cute with their matching luggage!

  30. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    September 14, 2020 at 8:26 am | #

    No motorcycle is a punishment.

  31. hof1991
    hof1991
    September 14, 2020 at 8:44 am | #

    Linda probably didn’t know about the motorcycle. In the course of the kidnapping events, she found out about it and made Sal sell it. No way she would have allowed the initial purchase if she had known. Like the money Sal raised for Marcie, she took it away. Sal could walk away but that would be away from college and family and into poverty. She would live like Marcie, which is a high price to pay.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 14, 2020 at 10:35 am | #

      I’m sort of looking forward to Linda’s reaction when she’s arrested for theft and informed that confiscating her adult daughter’s money and property cannot be justified by the fact that she’s her mother.

  32. Wereg
    Wereg
    September 14, 2020 at 11:42 am | #

    Huh. Walky actually does look like he’s grown up a bit. Weird.

  33. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 14, 2020 at 11:54 am | #

    Awww. Siblings love ♡.

  34. Doongus
    Doongus
    September 14, 2020 at 12:11 pm | #

    I’ll have anyone who reads this comment know that I started this series last week, caught up today, and used Control+F to search “nickel” on every page after the… I want to say fourth comic with Mike. (What’s my Gravatar gonna be?)

  35. Doongus
    Doongus
    September 14, 2020 at 12:12 pm | #

    (Yeah, dump “has had relationships” and this basically fits.)

  36. Jess
    Jess
    September 14, 2020 at 12:23 pm | #

    So I see a bunch of comments saying Sal hid her bike with Marcie. But what if she lent it to Billie and Ruth? Just a thought that the two threads could be connected idk.

  37. anonymousethatscurriesinthedarkness
    anonymousethatscurriesinthedarkness
    September 14, 2020 at 3:36 pm | #

    I want to ride my Motorcycle
    I want to ride my bike
    I want to ride my Motorcycle
    I want to ride it where I like
    You say black, I say white
    You say bark, I say bite
    You say shark, I say hey man
    Jaws was never my scene
    And I don’t like Star Wars
    You say Rolls, I say Royce
    You say God give me a choice
    You say Lord, I say Christ
    I don’t believe in Peter Pan
    Frankenstein or Superman
    All I wanna do is…….

  38. Stormwalker (Formerly LT Stormwalker)
    Stormwalker (Formerly LT Stormwalker)
    September 14, 2020 at 10:27 pm | #

    Did you see the Dumbing of Age reference Jeph Jacques put in today’s Questionable Content strip?

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