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by David M Willis on December 19, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Look Straight Ahead
└ Tags: becky, joyce, robin, roz, sarah

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    December 19, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    “Easy A! …I mean, easy, eh??”

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 19, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

      Robin immediately flunks her, because as a Republican she naturally disapproves of Canadians.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        December 19, 2020 at 9:16 am | #

        But Ruth isn’t even in that class?

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    December 19, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Plot twist: Becky’s puppy eyes work on every professor. She graduates with a doctorate in political science within two weeks.

    Dorothy bites through a 400 page textbook in response.

    • Jane
      Jane
      December 19, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Dorothy was the kind of sincere person who would feel bad that Becky didn’t get any actual education along with that grade, and genuinely believe that she herself was in a better position for life by having taken the long road.

      Now, when Becky ended up in another high-profile position by seemingly winging it… Then starts the textbook biting.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        December 19, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

        Robin: Folks, I have some bad news. I’ve given notice, and effective immediately will no longer be your professor.

        Dorothy: (Oh, thank god, finally we can get someone qualifi-)

        Becky: Hi, I’m professor MacIntyre!

        Dorothy: CHOMP

        • Jane
          Jane
          December 19, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

          That is hilarious to imagine, and makes me wish I had some way to “like” comments to show my appreciation.

          • StClair
            StClair
            December 19, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

            I think you just did.

            • Jane
              Jane
              December 19, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

              Well, true… But at the cost of not really adding anything to the conversation. When I write something, I want it to at least have the potential of being amusing or insightful for others.

              But mostly, I just needed something to help round out the rest of the comment; I wasn’t seriously wishing that anything would change.

          • Curious Observer
            Curious Observer
            December 19, 2020 at 12:42 am | #

            After 10 years, making tenure, and getting added as co-author on innumerable random papers, despite not knowing what’s going on…

            Becky: “Maybe it’s time to run for Pres. Hey Dotty, wanna be my VEEP?”

            Dorothy: cRaCKk … tinkle, tinkle.

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              December 19, 2020 at 12:25 pm | #

              Actually even though I’m the one who made the claim I’d argue that Becky is at least in the conversation if not an equal to Joyce in “main character” status. Especially since she also appeared in the very first DoA comic ever.

              • Ana Chronistic
                Ana Chronistic
                December 19, 2020 at 4:30 pm | #

                She even had the first lines!

        • mrj
          mrj
          December 19, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

          Becky as surprise guest lecturer.

  3. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 19, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Bad Robin! XD

    Joyce, love, you good?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 19, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      She’s waiting to see if someone whips out a tummy wand before she decides what emotion to have.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        December 19, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

        Pfft! I love that dream, sad as it was.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      December 19, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      Joyce had a really tough first semester. I mean they all kind of did but Joyce’s was consistently pretty awful and ideologically challenging pretty much from day one. That’s what happens when you’re the main character. Also she broke her toe once.

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 19, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

        It may have felt like a broken toe, but in fact it was a broken tonail.

        • JR
          JR
          December 19, 2020 at 3:33 am | #

          She also broke a toe, with her fists.

      • This is probably a name if you don't look too closely
        This is probably a name if you don't look too closely
        December 19, 2020 at 4:04 am | #

        Is she “the” main character? She’s certainly one of the top 5 or so, but does this comic even have a 100% absolute top of the mountain “the” main character?

        Inb4 you answer: Yes it does. And it’s Joyce. I just said that. XD

  4. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 19, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Yeah, no. This is total bullshit and I still feel incredibly bad for Roz a character I don’t even like.

    • StClair
      StClair
      December 19, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      Politics is total bullshit, yes.

      • Bladeglory
        Bladeglory
        December 19, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

        See? 30 seconds and they’ve already learned something about gender, I mean politics. Robin’s good at this “teaching” thing.

    • deathjavu
      deathjavu
      December 19, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      This is bullshit? Seems like everyone else’s reaction is that it’s getting a little too real.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        December 19, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

        It can be both. “Bullshit” here meaning “unfair” rather than “fake.”

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          December 19, 2020 at 12:55 am | #

          We are extremely good at repurposing words into unrelated meanings. Especially profanities.

          It is the shit.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            December 19, 2020 at 9:56 am | #

            “Shit” is such a versatile word too; it’s a noun, a verb, an interjection, and an adjective!

    • Mr D
      Mr D
      December 19, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      I’m okay with Roz suffering hilariously until she improves. Then I can feel angry in her stead.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        December 19, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

        I don’t even care about the automatic A. Becky’s cool and deserves good thing. But the fact that Robin clearly values Becky over her own sister is really fucked up and I don’t care how obnoxious Roz has been she deserves a better sister than Robin. Fortunately she has one. It makes more and more sense why Roz would try to sabotage Robin’s political career. They’re not sisters. Not in any way that matters.

        • drs
          drs
          December 19, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

          I think we’re running on too little data.

          I was re-reading earlier, and they’re close enough that Robin knew Leslie was Roz’s favorite teacher. Roz complained about having traded sisterly favors for the classroom fiasco rather than “like, six helicopter rides”.

          And sibling interactions can be complicated. Just because they rag each other at one level doesn’t mean they don’t love each other at another.

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          December 19, 2020 at 8:14 am | #

          Assuming that is the case (and I’m not, yet), I don’t see anything especially fucked up about Robin valuing Becky over her own sister.

          When she’s not running her ‘joking’ antagonism toward Dorothy into the ground (which I don’t think Robin’s seen much of), Becky’s a really likeable and generally super-nice and chill person who’s pretty much always generally been nice to Robin when she reeaallly didn’t deserve it.

          Roz, meanwhile, is wannabe manipulative, obnoxious, and openly contemptuous toward Robin. I’d value Becky over her too.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            December 19, 2020 at 8:46 am | #

            This goes both ways. Robin slut shamed Roz in front of an entire class in her first appearance and Robin has consistently shown more interest in her own career than her sister. Maybe even both her sisters. This is admittedly a flimsy argument but why did Riley end up spending the night sharing a cramped bunk bed with Roz when her other sister a congresswoman had a fully furnished apartment near by? Probably because Robin’s a shit sister right? One who still dragged a 12 year old on stage as prop for her “family first” campaign at that rally.

            But hey, if there’s been one consistent theme of this comic it’s been that family is actually who you make it to be. (Jennifer and Walky, Joyce and Sarah, Amber and Ethan, Becky and basically anybody ect) There’s nothing saying Robin and Roz have to like each other just because they share some dna.

            • Regalli
              Regalli
              December 19, 2020 at 10:16 am | #

              It’s possible Robin didn’t have the apartment before her campaign imploded, but she definitely had money for a hotel room if so. That said, Riley might have wanted to spend more time with Roz.

              And she routinely dragged Riley and Roz to campaign rallies. Given Riley’s presence, kinda doubt Roz only started being dragged out as a prop when Robin needed to magnanimously ‘forgive’ her sister for being, I quote, ‘a total slutmonger.’ (And given Robin’s joking about Tony McHenry being hot and the possibility of him ‘making (Roz) respectable’ at Freshman Family Weekend, I don’t think that’s exclusively the sex tape.) Robin’s significantly older than Roz – at absolute minimum, nine years, and possibly more like eleven or more. The onus is on her to not use her sisters for political points, regardless of bedtimes (Riley was present at the midnight rally where AG and Sal encountered Ryan, and also was asleep) or their actual political leanings. The onus is also on her not to slutshame her sister in public on multiple occasions. I can’t imagine the sex tape was the first point of tension between the two.

              There’s just something deeply sad, in general, that the opinion of a woman Robin knew for less than a month before the timeskip (given the Robin kissing Leslie pic leaked in early October, I think Becky only worked for the campaign for like a week) was enough to convince her to drop out of the race, while her sister’s opinion doesn’t at all.

            • Ana Chronistic
              Ana Chronistic
              December 19, 2020 at 4:33 pm | #

              I assumed bc Roz has access to a campus cafeteria with UNLIMITED CEREAL

              I mean, SOME hotels have that, sure, but in more limited variety, and others charge

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 19, 2020 at 9:08 am | #

            At the very least this should put to rest the “Robin’s pretending not to know her sister because she’s trying to be professional” argument.

            • Reltzik
              Reltzik
              December 19, 2020 at 1:22 pm | #

              Aha! You underestimate my contrarian powers!

              Robin IS trying to be professional! She’s just very bad at it and has the attention span of hydrogen-7.

  5. Avian Maria
    Avian Maria
    December 19, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    Somehow this is becoming more upsetting than killing Mike or skipping Halloween. I’m kinda ok with the Billie/Ruth split.

    • Bruceski
      Bruceski
      December 19, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      Less okay with Billie dating a mob stooge.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      December 19, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

      **Dina-esque raptor hiss**

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        December 19, 2020 at 2:32 am | #

        Seconded.

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 19, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

      More upsetting than killing Mike? What kind of soulless inhuman monster are you?

      On the other hand, it was Mike. But still.

      • Insanenoodlyguy
        Insanenoodlyguy
        December 19, 2020 at 9:33 am | #

        Mike isn’t dead, he’s back with a re-color. Why be upset over his new tan?

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          December 19, 2020 at 9:59 am | #

          If anybody’s getting a mid-series actor replacement, it’s Becky. (Or maybe Aunt Viv.)

      • Avian Maria
        Avian Maria
        December 20, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

        Do you really like Booster less than Mike? I mean, at least Mike got a chance to redeem his character, as drastic as that sounds.

        Also, I’m a teacher, so that’s maybe why I’m so personally wigged out by this aggressively terrible person teaching college students.

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      December 19, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

      I wonder who broke up with whom. Billie was kind of unreliable, like that time she was trying to get Ruth to drink again or something? She did get help eventually, but there might have been some relapses, and that might have led Ruth to believe they needed to part ways. Or maybe after baring all her flaws to Forrest quad, Billie realized “Hey, I can accept that I need help in this particular area and still be popular!”, but also she never really let go of the concept superficial=popular=good, hit it off with Asher, and decided she’d rather date someone cool than someone who roots for the Maple Leafs?

      Maybe Billie’s therapist talked to her about how she met Ruth and convinced her that Ruth was a bad influence who bullied her, threatened to expose her alcoholism, and then gaslit her into falling in love by being alone with her so often? [source: longtime online best friend and RP partner dropped out of my life after suddenly saying they’d been uncomfortable with the level of intimacy in our relationship basically the entire time, and i guess i’ve gotten over losing a friend but the whole thing kinda stresses me out because i thought i’d always been very consent-oriented???]

      Also Billie herself has thought she was straight and experimenting (“We get curious. It’s basically inevitable.”), so maybe after getting some alone time she convinced herself it couldn’t have really been love. That’d be alongside the ego boost and return to shallowness, I think.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        December 19, 2020 at 1:07 am | #

        sorry for rant in the middle, i probably should have just vented into that middle-paragraph theory without doubling back on my potential catharsis and also over-disclosing

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        December 19, 2020 at 10:46 pm | #

        Based on Ruth’s line “I didn’t ‘lose’ Billie–” I’m assuming Billie relapsed. To be fair, it was always a possibility, relapses occur and that was Billie’s first honest attempt, but until we know more odds are it was Billie.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 19, 2020 at 1:17 pm | #

      Am I okay with them splitting up? Yes. It was always an open question about whether the relationship was more healthy than toxic, and as long as no one’s committing suicide or having a complete meltdown as a result of the relationship ending I’m going to call that a win.

      Am I okay with not getting to watch the train wreck? No.

  6. Giguioto
    Giguioto
    December 19, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Joyce, that was very specific, are you alright?

  7. plasticwrap
    plasticwrap
    December 19, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Corruption knows no end.

  8. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    December 19, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    You don’t have to be asleep to have NIGHTMARES
    NIGHTMARES!
    No, you don’t have to be asleep to have NIGHTMARES!…

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      December 19, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      But Are You Sleeping?

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      December 19, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      Just consider 2020.

      • Miles
        Miles
        December 19, 2020 at 7:12 pm | #

        2020 had some good things. Just think, the guy who crippled the CDC just before covid was discovered, tried to abuse his veto powers to force Congress to ban email in a military funding bill, and repeatedly wrecked the economy using poorly thought out executive orders, was voted out of office that year.

    • plasticwrap
      plasticwrap
      December 19, 2020 at 2:34 am | #

      🎶I’m just a kid, and my life is a nightmare! I’m just a kid,and I know that it’s not fair 🎶

  9. Fart Captor
    Fart Captor
    December 19, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    Genuinely caring about Becky and enthusiastically wanting to give her all the things is a VERY effective way to get on my good side

  10. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 19, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    An automatic A is a bit too dangerous. How about a semi-automatic A.

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      December 19, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

      Settle for a bolt-action B+. 🙂

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 19, 2020 at 10:00 am | #

      Those last two panels say it’s silenced.

    • Jake'm
      Jake'm
      December 19, 2020 at 1:58 pm | #

      An automatic A over a manual A would probably easier to handle for a younger student.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        December 19, 2020 at 5:32 pm | #

        A bit too easy to handle – someone could easily get hurt.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        December 19, 2020 at 7:58 pm | #

        That’s the problem. The youngin’s aren’t strong enough to pull with their finger so they spin the A around and use their thumb instead. It’s not a pretty picture.

  11. Fart Captor
    Fart Captor
    December 19, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

    Also does this mean Joyce’s dreams have Bisexual Lighting? Or would that be more pink and teal

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      December 19, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

      Joyce’s nickname should be the Bisexual Nightmare! She can only repress it for so long!

      • plasticwrap
        plasticwrap
        December 19, 2020 at 2:33 am | #

        That would be quite the twist…

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 19, 2020 at 10:04 am | #

      Joyce dreams in CGA.

  12. crow
    crow
    December 19, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

    I love Robin’s face in the fourth panel

  13. Bladeglory
    Bladeglory
    December 19, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

    No, Becky, you can not have an automatic A.

    “May I have an A?”

    Yes, you may.

  14. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    December 19, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

    NOD NOD

  15. Beau Kirin Maysey
    Beau Kirin Maysey
    December 19, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

    “Yes, no, I dont know, can you repeat the question”

  16. DaisyFM
    DaisyFM
    December 19, 2020 at 12:53 am | #

    This is going to be the most accurate lesson in politics any of these kids could possibly get. Robin is going to be an amazing teacher.

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      December 19, 2020 at 1:39 am | #

      Yeah, feels like she could answer the “Do you know how to teach?” thing with, “I already taught you one lesson profs never do. If anything, I’m going to be BETTER than having a normal prof!”

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 19, 2020 at 1:13 pm | #

      … so long as we don’t get too specific about how we mean the word “amazing”, I’ll agree with that.

  17. Kravis
    Kravis
    December 19, 2020 at 12:56 am | #

    Of course you can, Becky!

    But… I would like you to do us a favor though…

  18. Varangian
    Varangian
    December 19, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

    Damn, y’all, Robin about to teach more real lessons about American politics than any course

  19. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    December 19, 2020 at 1:30 am | #

    It’s honestly pretty amazing for Joyce to openly tell Robin that the idea of having her as a professor is a nightmare.

    Also, Joyce has a lot of purple and teal nightmares? Poor kid.

    The other thing to remember about Robin promising Becky a good grade is that they had a deal: Becky would work for her, and Robin would get her tuition. Robin did that by getting her a political science scholarship, and as we know from Sarah, scholarships can be lost if your grades aren’t good enough. So promising Becky a good grade is actually just Robin keeping up her end of the bargain.

  20. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    December 19, 2020 at 1:37 am | #

    Eh, of everybody there, Becky getting an autopass makes sense considering she saved an unsaveable campaign

    Like geeze, that was a miracle

    • crow
      crow
      December 19, 2020 at 3:57 pm | #

      Just because she’s a natural at politics doesn’t mean there isn’t anything for her to learn. Not that she needs to be learning politics. Let her learn biology!

  21. Rainhat
    Rainhat
    December 19, 2020 at 1:58 am | #

    Well, that’s everyone in the background’s cue to openly resent Becky.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      December 19, 2020 at 2:19 am | #

      “She’s a real teacher’s pet. Or rather, a fake teacher’s pet.”

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        December 19, 2020 at 4:44 am | #

        A real fake teacher’s pet.

  22. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    December 19, 2020 at 2:06 am | #

    So far, I like Robin as a professor more than a politician.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      December 19, 2020 at 2:21 am | #

      Threat level has been downgraded from “political meltdown” to “university dumpster fire”.

      • Daniel M Ball
        Daniel M Ball
        December 19, 2020 at 1:22 pm | #

        not yet. Nobody’s actually set any ACTUAL dumpsters on fire yet.

  23. He Who Abides
    He Who Abides
    December 19, 2020 at 2:34 am | #

    Wait, Roz made a good point yesterday?

    Someone hold me, I’m scared.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 19, 2020 at 2:41 am | #

      Roz usually makes good points in ways that make us hate them.

  24. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    December 19, 2020 at 2:35 am | #

    the trainwreck is already starting to happen

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      December 19, 2020 at 4:12 am | #

      DoA is a succession of trainwrecks happening in slow motion for our horror and entertainment.

  25. Abbe_Faria
    Abbe_Faria
    December 19, 2020 at 3:02 am | #

    *taking down notes* given how politics work I’m learning a ton in this class already!

  26. Keulen
    Keulen
    December 19, 2020 at 3:04 am | #

    I feel like Robin’s either gonna be the best political science teacher these students could ever have, or an absolute trainwreck. And there will be no in-between.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      December 19, 2020 at 8:06 am | #

      Why not also be both?

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        December 19, 2020 at 1:10 pm | #

        Schrodinger’s teacher.

  27. Deadjolras
    Deadjolras
    December 19, 2020 at 3:07 am | #

    This would be the moment where I, as a student, would go from “this isn’t what I signed up for, but let’s give her a chance” to “I’m switching to another section”.

  28. Bagge
    Bagge
    December 19, 2020 at 3:16 am | #

    Teaching skill is not a requirement for a teaching position. Just ask Jason

    • Twirls
      Twirls
      December 20, 2020 at 12:00 am | #

      He wasn’t a full teacher though, he was a TA

  29. DSL
    DSL
    December 19, 2020 at 3:52 am | #

    The people who say “How hard can it be?” usually find out fairly quickly, even if they Dunning-Kruger themselves into thinking they’ve got this. I’ve been a classroom guest speaker enough times to have total respect for teachers who do it every day and do it well.
    Sarah’s face in the first panel is interesting. Kind of off-style; more subdued expression, a style that compared to the usual style for character faces is almost realistic. I wonder if that’s a byproduct of depicting an expression of quiet suspicion.

    • Solace
      Solace
      December 19, 2020 at 12:21 pm | #

      Whatever it is, she looks really cute

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 19, 2020 at 1:05 pm | #

      I suspect Robin will NOT find out she’s a bad teacher fairly quickly. I think that despite racking up loads of evidence to the contrary, she will come to the end of the term insisting that she is the greatest teacher that the university ever had and that her dismissal for cause is the result of faculty fraud.

      • Rainhat
        Rainhat
        December 20, 2020 at 2:17 am | #

        Bingo. She’s the team mascot for Failing Upwards.

  30. Arianod
    Arianod
    December 19, 2020 at 4:10 am | #

    I guess the “how hard can it be” attitude must be a requisite if you want to be a career politician…

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 19, 2020 at 10:07 am | #

      Or a Top Gear presenter.

  31. TemplarKnight
    TemplarKnight
    December 19, 2020 at 4:45 am | #

    There is Free ride, then there is FREE RIDE!

    And then there is also free ride, but i dont think that is what is happening here.

  32. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    December 19, 2020 at 5:51 am | #

    Becky: I don’t actually care about this class, though!

    • temperaryobsessor
      temperaryobsessor
      December 19, 2020 at 9:55 am | #

      But if she doesn’t get good grades she will lose her scholarship.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        December 19, 2020 at 11:42 am | #

        Which is why she wants the A+ automatically!

  33. ischemgeek
    ischemgeek
    December 19, 2020 at 7:21 am | #

    Waitaminute… I might have just realized something (or maybe I am reading too much into it).

    Certain fundamentalist organizations use purple and teal filters and lighting when depicting evil or bad acts as part of a way to trigger the viewer into the emotional state they want.

    Has Joyce seen so much of those kinds of films she basically internalized their color scheme?

    • Sam
      Sam
      December 19, 2020 at 2:42 pm | #

      Given Willis’ own background in this, that may be intentional. I never would have picked up on that due to my own lack of experience in it.

  34. BenRG
    BenRG
    December 19, 2020 at 8:06 am | #

    Since I first saw this strip, I’ve been wondering how likely it is that Joyce is going to sufficiently worry Robin that she’ll frog march her to a therapist’s office.

  35. Ziggy78eog
    Ziggy78eog
    December 19, 2020 at 8:42 am | #

    This is Becoming less and less funny, with each strip. It is not just Roz that will have to suffer through Robin’s ineptitude, but the entire class. How is this funny? And openly showing favoritism towards a student is not only as unprofessional as it gets, but the rest of the class is only going to resent her because of it, and dump their frustrations on her. Congratulations, you are making a lovable character unlikable, while having two other characters needlessly suffer. Good job!

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      December 19, 2020 at 10:26 am | #

      Basil Fawlty is a horrible hotelier and his hotel is full of innocent people who suffer for it.

      General Melchett once casually shot his own aide in the foot because he needed a convincing injury for a spy mission, and routinely sends his troops on missions that seem to have the primary purpose of getting them killed.

      The punchline of one Red Dwarf episode is that Lister has fallen down a manhole and the others decide to leave him there.

      I don’t know why these things are funny, and the more I think about it the weirder it is, but they are. That just seems to be something about the way (most) people’s brains are wired.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        December 19, 2020 at 11:43 am | #

        “Tragedy is when I prick my finger, humor is when you fall down a manhole and die.”

      • StClair
        StClair
        December 19, 2020 at 8:52 pm | #

        One of Heinlein’s old novels put forth the thesis that all comedy is based on the suffering of others.
        This argument so distressed me that I sought, and fought, at least one counter example: the absurd non-sequitur (e.g. much of Monty Python).

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          December 19, 2020 at 10:52 pm | #

          Oh my god, maybe that’s why I’m so in love with dada-style humor, no one has to suffer for it.

        • bemisawa
          bemisawa
          December 20, 2020 at 5:52 am | #

          Such an interesting discussion! Yeah, I definitely disagree with Heinlein as well. For a few other types of humor that come to mind: absurd juxtaposition makes up a lot of what I find funny, even when things aren’t explicitly absurdist – even in a character-based comedy, where we laugh because people have well-defined worldviews and act according to them, I think we’re laughing to an extent because they are taking a collection of more sensible viewpoints and taking them to extremes, and their action is absurd when compared to what we expect. Also, more generally, a lot of humor depends on the unexpected: Abraham Lincoln proclaiming “Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers got REAL fuckin’ drunk”, for instance. If that’s funny, it’s funny because this goes against our expectations for Abraham Lincoln, language of the time, and formal public speaking by a President. Antihumor also depends on the unexpected, and on the juxtaposition between what is expected and what is given. Also this comic from SMBC: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2006-06-23

  36. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    December 19, 2020 at 9:03 am | #

    Robin doesn’t have tenure, so she’s vulnerable to student evaluation and complaints. [Colleges will have students evaluate their professors toward the end of a semester. It’s taken with a grain of salt, but it definitely plays a role into whether a contract gets renewed for another year. Prior to an end of year situation, dropping a class before a deadline en masse would send a message to campus leadership.]
    So yeah, I don’t see this whole class sticking around for a semester. If your scholarships (and future hopes and dreams) were dependent on your GPA, would you want to trust that to Robin? Especially if you were expecting a renowned professor instead?

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      December 19, 2020 at 11:43 am | #

      Yes, because Robin will give you all A’s because she don’t give no figs.

    • Sam
      Sam
      December 19, 2020 at 2:39 pm | #

      Depends. If Robin is a terrible teacher but gives easy As, anyone taking this as an elective loses nothing important by staying. If no other classes rely on good knowledge from this class in particular, then you also don’t get any benefit from leaving. A lot of people aren’t Dorothy who care how they pass and what they learned, they just want to pass. Period.

      • Dr. T
        Dr. T
        December 19, 2020 at 10:24 pm | #

        IU keeps track of class average grades. While there are the occasional fluff class that the school does not mind everyone getting A’s in, typically speaking they want all of the accredited classes to shoot for a class average score of 80% or lower, meaning the class average should be in the B- through C+ range, if not lower.

        Yes, that is a thing that gets driven into your skull HARD when you start lesson planning at IU. They don’t want you to have easy A classes for fear that the class will lose accreditation.

  37. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    December 19, 2020 at 9:59 am | #

    No collusion here, we’ll say no more about it *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* ten’ll get you twenty guv’nor

  38. Bunnygurl
    Bunnygurl
    December 19, 2020 at 10:32 am | #

    Jeez… Becky is turning into a regular log cabin republican… can she get any worse? This arc is realy showing us a side of her we didn’t see. Though to be fair, undoing a lifetime of religious abuse can be difficult. Right now she’s all like ‘lesbian is okay but the rest of that liberal stuff isn’t’ but hopefully she changes….

    My comment about log cabin is because of how she wants to screw over others but still get free passes >.>

    • Zee
      Zee
      December 19, 2020 at 11:24 am | #

      Where…did you get that she isn’t okay with liberal stuff? That’s literally what she was tweeting about when she hacked robins twitter. I’d very much like to know where you picked up that she’s being a conservative in any way

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      December 19, 2020 at 11:29 am | #

      what

    • Sam
      Sam
      December 19, 2020 at 2:32 pm | #

      Becky hasn’t been shown to have a problem with any ‘liberal stuff’ or even things Joyce freaked out about and she isn’t trying to screw over anyone or want to (she was trying to fail as Robin’s campaign manager). She’s doing the dumb kid thing of asking an adult they know if they’ll give them a free pass.

  39. DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
    DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
    December 19, 2020 at 11:35 am | #

    Could the guy she replaced teach? I know Roz liked him, but last I checked, not all professors are too at teaching, as their qualifications have more to do with their familiarity of the subject…Last I heard. Has it changed?

    Either way, someone should ask her if she can guarantee she’ll be able to commit to teaching this class at least until the end of the semester.

    Chances are something will come up on Capital Hill or she’ll get bored before then. Anything binding to stop her from bailing?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 19, 2020 at 12:04 pm | #

      She’s retired from Congress at the end of the current session, which should be very shortly or possibly already. (Should be Jan 5th. We don’t know the current date, but school would likely start after that. But Becky said “at least another week yesterday, so it’s not clear.) That’s why she was looking for another job. That shouldn’t be an issue very shortly regardless.

      Being Robin, she could of course get bored and bail. I’m sure there’s a contract, but again, she’s Robin.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        December 19, 2020 at 1:13 pm | #

        If DoA continued following the same calendar, the dates should line up with January 2011 (even though they’re always in “this year”). The new Congress gets sworn in on January 3rd, and we should be well past that. (Real world IU convened classes around the second week of 2011.)

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          December 19, 2020 at 3:32 pm | #

          on the other hand DoA might have jumped to the 2020 calendar given that it had a timeskip that would hide the discrepancy, and the reason the previous calendar was based on 2010 in the first place because that was the year the first season started, and this season started in 2020

          • a/snow/mous/e
            a/snow/mous/e
            December 19, 2020 at 3:33 pm | #

            but that really only matters for what day of the week it is, since we’re assuming an “if COVID-19 wasn’t a thing” reality anyway.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              December 19, 2020 at 4:15 pm | #

              If that’s the case, it looks like classes start around January 19th. Congress still convenes on January third though.

              https://studentcentral.indiana.edu/calendar/official-calendar/spring-2021-calendar.html

  40. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    December 19, 2020 at 12:23 pm | #

    Robin is a cool mom ♡♡♡!

  41. JohnInCA
    JohnInCA
    December 19, 2020 at 1:56 pm | #

    I pity all the side-character students in this class.

  42. Theluxland
    Theluxland
    December 19, 2020 at 4:03 pm | #

    Dorothy is also writing all of this down

  43. davidbreslin101
    davidbreslin101
    December 19, 2020 at 4:19 pm | #

    Damn, Robin. Two strips, two brutally accurate last-panel political lessons.

  44. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    December 19, 2020 at 11:20 pm | #

    I don’t intend this to be insulting, because the comic usually deals in low-key, character-based humor, but this is the first time I actually laughed at it; that was funny

  45. goggleman64
    goggleman64
    December 19, 2020 at 11:28 pm | #

    Ahahahahaha they’re going into *thousands* of dollars of debt just to be in this class, and it is incompetent and corrupt from minute one. When it comes to learning politics, I hope Robin has to go to admin and confess that Dorothy is leading the whole class in a protest.

  46. Rani
    Rani
    December 20, 2020 at 11:04 am | #

    I feel like orchestrating a successful political campaign entitles you to an automatic A in ALL poli sci courses let alone the one run by the toxic candidate you helped win then emotionally blackmailed into conceding.

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