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Walkerton twins

by David M Willis on December 4, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Look Straight Ahead
└ Tags: lucy, sal, walky

Discussion (161) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    December 4, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    I feel like Walky is absolutely showing off his monkey to Lucy rn

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      December 4, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      She def got a glimpse of the Walky weenie.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        December 4, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

        It’s good to get the disappointment out of the way now before she can build up expectations.

        • Rose by Any Other Name
          Rose by Any Other Name
          December 4, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

          You know, I’m honestly not sure what to make of her expression in the last panel.
          Which is too bad because, if I could, then I’d be able to comment on this moment more directly, as would normally be my wont.

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            December 4, 2020 at 1:03 am | #

            Either she’s impressed with what she’s seeing, or she’s never seen one in person before. That’s my read on that expression.

          • Tawnee
            Tawnee
            December 4, 2020 at 1:14 am | #

            I think it reminds me of the expression Sarah made when Mary agreed to make her Halloween drawing even more awesome by adding flames.

            So supressed joy and satisfaction maybe?

          • deathjavu
            deathjavu
            December 4, 2020 at 3:31 pm | #

            Her expression is *very* clearly THIRST. I’m not sure how much more obvious it could be!

          • Tim
            Tim
            December 5, 2020 at 1:54 am | #

            She is clearly salivating over his V-lines.

      • Tandel
        Tandel
        December 4, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

        thatsapenis.gif

    • Amias
      Amias
      December 4, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      do you think he calls it his monkey master

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        December 4, 2020 at 12:55 am | #

        He’d fucking better.

      • Felix
        Felix
        December 5, 2020 at 8:19 am | #

        Absolutely guaranteed.

    • clif
      clif
      December 4, 2020 at 1:10 am | #

      I think we’re somehow missing the main point here which is that Walky doesn’t consider Lucy to be anybody.

      • Sombrero
        Sombrero
        December 4, 2020 at 5:02 am | #

        This.

    • Pearl
      Pearl
      December 4, 2020 at 6:57 pm | #

      Walky isn’t flashing Lucy in front of his sister. Can people here please be normal. Like as a joke okay but people are in the comments talking like it’s not a one-off comment box joke and an actual reading of the comic that Walky just committed a sex crime and made his sister an accomplice in it and that’s fucking insane.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        December 4, 2020 at 11:57 pm | #

        I’m not commenting on it as “LOL WALKY FUNNAY” so much as, yes, he’s totally flashing someone, yikes

  2. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 4, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Y’know I’m just gonna say it. Walky has really been a jerk this arc. Like more than usual. He’s being particularly annoying today for some reason.

    • Cattleprod
      Cattleprod
      December 4, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      If you know a better way to honor Mike’s memory, I’d like to hear it.

      • Reaver
        Reaver
        December 4, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

        Banging a mom for a nickle????

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        December 4, 2020 at 4:05 am | #

        Adding some insight to his jerkitude?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      December 4, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      Everybody has, just about.

    • crow
      crow
      December 4, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      I think he’s funny

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        December 4, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

        Yeah, this particular strip isn’t really strong evidence of bad behavior on Walky’s part. Some days, it seems like We couof condemn these kids to Double Hell for giving an unsolicited TY Beanie Baby.

        • Spookyfox
          Spookyfox
          December 4, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

          im p sure sirksom just particularly dislikes walky. unless there’s another commenter with that icon who vocally hates walky

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            December 4, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

            I mean you’re not wrong…..But he’s also maybe/accidentally?/intentionally? flashing Lucy his cock in this strip and if she wasn’t already into him this situation might be problematic. Like this is right on the borderline to the point I don’t know how to react to it.

            • Rose by Any Other Name
              Rose by Any Other Name
              December 4, 2020 at 12:56 am | #

              Indeed. I am with Sirksome on this one.
              I mean, the visual joke is that Lucy is the one taking the peek, but realistically, this is not practically different than sending someone an unsolicited dick pick.
              The punchline of the comic is Walky being aware that his behavior is inappropriate and doing it anyway.

              So… yeah. As I said above, I’m with Sirksome on this one.

            • Icalasari
              Icalasari
              December 4, 2020 at 1:46 am | #

              Wouldn’t say he’s being a jerk in this case so much as a complete moron. If Lucy wasn’t so into him, he could EASILY go to jail right now. And while he’s smart, he’s socially dumb – Notice how he comments on underwear but not flashing? He thinks the biggest issue is the underwear

              Becky, Walky, and Booster all need a reality check for different reasons. Becky for going WAY too far with her teasing, Walky for being a complete dunce and not realizing how lucky he is getting, and Booster for immediately being Mike 2.0

            • deathjavu
              deathjavu
              December 4, 2020 at 1:49 am | #

              I’m pretty sure Walky is only showing Lucy because she was staring a hole through him in panel 3. Like “oh she must be checking out my sweet monkey master boxers.”

              • Bogeywoman
                Bogeywoman
                December 4, 2020 at 2:06 am | #

                Yeah, I read it this way. I think if she was getting flashed with the walky winker /that/ would be what Sal mentions

            • crow
              crow
              December 4, 2020 at 2:03 am | #

              As much as the art makes it look like Walky is flashing Lucy, I think if that’s what was actually happening in-comic the reaction from his sister and maybe Lucy would be more along the lines of “What the FUCK is wrong with you???” instead of just mild annoyance.

              • Bogeywoman
                Bogeywoman
                December 4, 2020 at 2:07 am | #

                Yes, this

              • Keulen
                Keulen
                December 4, 2020 at 3:38 am | #

                Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s not flashing her, but just showing her his monkey master boxers because he assumed that’s what Lucy was looking at in the previous panel, and not his abdomen.

              • Delicious Taffy
                Delicious Taffy
                December 4, 2020 at 5:01 am | #

                Nope. His pants are literally around his knees. His dick is rapidly engulfing all known existence. He’s going to Turbojail for his sins.

                • Morleuca
                  Morleuca
                  December 4, 2020 at 5:53 am | #

                  That is….thats quite an image.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  December 4, 2020 at 9:24 am | #

                  And we thank you for it.

                  I think.

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  December 4, 2020 at 10:11 am | #

                  Right to Superjail. That sounds like something they’d do on that show.

              • Sirksome
                Sirksome
                December 4, 2020 at 6:16 am | #

                I guess it’s open to artistic interpretation maybe even intentionally so but Lucy looks like she’s reacting to more than just Walky’s Monkey Master logo if you get what I’m saying. Mainly because she was already looking in that direction while Sal being his sister stopped looking that way understandably having no interest in that region of her brother. So I think you could argue both ways.

                My question is if it’s appropriate to publicly display your crotch to someone unsolicited even if you think they’re into you? I’m not sure this is a crime but I feel Walky would at least get a slap for this if he wasn’t surrounded by people who like him.

                • thumb
                  thumb
                  December 4, 2020 at 7:13 am | #

                  He is pulling his underwear up. He is showing off his underwear. The dialogue says as much. He is not showing his junk. His junk is not visible. To anyone. Nothing in the strip claims he is showing his junk, but there is something pointing out he is showing his underwear. He started off showing his abs and now he is showing his underwear. Yes, Lucy is taking a guilty peek. At his abs and his underwear. Lucy has a crush, of course she’s flustered.

                  The boy is an idiot, not a sexual predator.

                • David M Willis
                  David M Willis
                  December 4, 2020 at 8:02 am | #

                  I mean sure it’s up to artistic interpretation that walky’s showing everyone his dick in every strip actually, why not, wtf

                • Sirksome
                  Sirksome
                  December 4, 2020 at 8:11 am | #

                  Whoa! I never said he was a sexual predator or even implied it. Just that his actions are inappropriate. I even stated above that it’s open to artistic interpretation. My opinion is that it’s more ambiguous. I was even asking if this was something okay to do because I don’t personally have any context for this as I’ve never flashed a girl my underwear in public.

                  To be clear here I don’t like Walky but I do think that context and intent are important and I don’t think he had the intent to make a pass at Lucy. If this were say that creep that harassed Lucy last night doing this I think a lot of people would be arguing differently on how this looks.

                  What I don’t get is why people always come out to Walky’s defense when he does something stupid like this.

                • Sirksome
                  Sirksome
                  December 4, 2020 at 8:15 am | #

                  Whelp. I guess I was wrong on this one. I do sincerely apologize for it. Not really to Walky though cause I hate him but to other commenters I may have upset with my bias and social ineptitude. I say that as sincerely as one can in a quasi anonymous comment. My bad.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  December 4, 2020 at 9:30 am | #

                  On the other hand, we now have word of Willis that walky’s showing everyone his dick in every strip, We should run with it.

                  It’s what Mike would have wanted.

                • Jhon
                  Jhon
                  December 4, 2020 at 11:24 am | #

                  “something pointing out”
                  Urf, hurf, hurf

                • Icalasari
                  Icalasari
                  December 4, 2020 at 5:27 pm | #

                  Actually I do appreciate that clarification, Willis. It really did look like he was pulling up and out to give a better view. Not exactly a movement that works well in this art style from that angle

      • Diner Kinetic
        Diner Kinetic
        December 4, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

        I think he’s funny _and_ a jerk, but honestly jerks are fun to watch so I’m enjoying it.

      • Nono
        Nono
        December 4, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

        Ehh, he’s just being an extra manchild and doing things like picking on one flaw he noticed about Joyce and then showing girls his underwear.

        I’ve long since lost the patience for Walkyantics, but on the grand scale of things his most annoying parts aren’t as bad as Becky or Joyce at their worst.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        December 4, 2020 at 3:36 am | #

        Yeah, I’m not really finding Walky annoying all that much in this arc. Seems more like he’s being a silly goof-ball to me.

        • MW
          MW
          December 4, 2020 at 6:10 am | #

          I’m not really getting the hate either, nor do I see this as him toying with sexual harassment. If anything, this seems to be him trying to deal with Lucy’s obvious crush on him in a gentle-but-teasing way.

          • Zee
            Zee
            December 4, 2020 at 10:36 am | #

            Dw too much about it, it’s sirksome. Walky could blink and he’d have an issue with it (and then realize he just insulted like 50 other people in the comments)

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              December 4, 2020 at 5:31 pm | #

              Walky blinked!! When?! I swear he would blink in this situation too! What an immature scumbag! I mean uh…sorry to people who blink.

    • Amias
      Amias
      December 4, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

      in contrast, I think this is the first time I’ve really felt like he and Sal have a healthy sibling relationship. This feels like a very normal conversation for 18-year-old twins.

    • ESM
      ESM
      December 4, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

      It hasn’t escaped my notice that Walky’s antics are exclusively aimed at women, either. Danny and Joe didn’t get insulted when Walky introduced them to Booster, but all the girls he introduced were.

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        December 4, 2020 at 12:57 am | #

        Yeah, I was noticing that too. Not loving the new Walky.
        Apart from the hair, I mean. That shit’s hot AF.

        • clif
          clif
          December 4, 2020 at 1:14 am | #

          On the other hand, he took Booster over to the girls wing because that’s where almost all his friends were. Ruth wanted him at the meeting because he’s virtually a resident.

          • Norah
            Norah
            December 4, 2020 at 1:24 am | #

            Walky doesn’t really have any guy friends.

            • Nono
              Nono
              December 4, 2020 at 3:11 am | #

              I think the people who don’t have guy friends in this comic are in the majority.

      • deathjavu
        deathjavu
        December 4, 2020 at 1:54 am | #

        Danny definitely got insulted when he introduced him, the whole hat thing was basically saying it was the only aspect of his personality. And those were the only two dudes Walky introduced.

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        December 4, 2020 at 7:56 am | #

        the entire punchline of that strip was Danny and Joe saying they felt insulted by walky’s introduction

        • ESM
          ESM
          December 4, 2020 at 11:22 pm | #

          Well, obviously, you know your own intentions better than I do, and I take this comment to mean there is not, in fact, a planned “Oh no Walky’s an incel” storyline like I was starting to expect.

  3. Madock345
    Madock345
    December 4, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    I need friends like Wally in my life.

  4. LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    December 4, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Mr. Bellybutton is still chilling on that sculpted caramel, I see

    • sillygoose
      sillygoose
      December 4, 2020 at 8:44 am | #

      But why didn’t Mr. Bellybutton get tagged? Could it be a hint that this is, in point of fact, not Mr. Bellybutton but his alter, Mr. Amazibutton?

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 4, 2020 at 9:42 am | #

        Nightbutton. Amazibutton would never forget their mask.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          December 4, 2020 at 11:31 am | #

          The Pupik of Thingley

  5. Teddae
    Teddae
    December 4, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    the comic’s just digging lucy a deeper hole now 😛

  6. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    December 4, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    One can only say “There are better options out their for her than Walky” so many times before they turn into an broken record of Joyce saying that. That being said I can understand why, when most people ignore you it’s a breath of fresh air when someone not only acknowledges you but is also nice to you in their own way.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      December 4, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      Hey, it doesn’t have to be long term. It’s college, she’s allowed to fool around and make mistakes.

  7. Rikunda
    Rikunda
    December 4, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    She sees that D. Everyone can see that D. He has his boxers open fully!

  8. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    December 4, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    “Do as I say, not as I do.” Seriously, don’t do as Walky does.

  9. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    December 4, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    Now, there’s a merch option. I’d totally buy boxers like those.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      December 4, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

      Would you prefer them “slightly used”, too?

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        December 4, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

        You buy a new pair of Hanes.  You wear them.  You run them through the laundry.

        Guess what?

        The next time you put them on, THEY are “slightly used” as well.

        • clif
          clif
          December 4, 2020 at 1:18 am | #

          Well yes. You or I would put them through the laundry. But whether Walky does is an open question.

        • crow
          crow
          December 4, 2020 at 2:06 am | #

          And honestly, how do you know the underwear factory workers aren’t secretly trying on the underwear and putting it back? You don’t.

          • Clif
            Clif
            December 4, 2020 at 9:05 am | #

            Don’t tell Joyce. She’d have to throw all her underwear away and buy new ones. And then she’d realize that the same thing could be true of them and …

            • a/snow/mous/e
              a/snow/mous/e
              December 4, 2020 at 10:51 am | #

              … craft underwear from a milk jug?

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                December 4, 2020 at 2:54 pm | #

                Try to craft underwear from a milk jug, fail and be completely owned by Carla making them for her.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      December 4, 2020 at 1:09 am | #

      Also, I choose to take “Don’t show anyone your underwear” as tactic advice. It lets the enemy know what kind you wear, which in turn opens you to underwear-based subterfuge.

      • clif
        clif
        December 4, 2020 at 1:19 am | #

        You mean that Lucy could get Sensitive Scanner underwear?

  10. Bagge
    Bagge
    December 4, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    Lucy, honey, you can…

    Lucy? LUCY?! Hello, Bagge to planet Lucy – are you listening to me?

    Lucy?! I’m trying to tell you that you can do better. No, bad Lucy. Someone get the spray bottle. LUUUUUUCY!?

    • Durandal_1707
      Durandal_1707
      December 4, 2020 at 12:46 am | #

      You got some splainin to do!

    • JenGen
      JenGen
      December 4, 2020 at 3:17 pm | #

      I wouldn’t even say better, just…different? They don’t seem fairly compatible

  11. Plain Marie
    Plain Marie
    December 4, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    As annoying as Walky is being since he returned from break, I’m starting to think that he’s using that blunt sarcasm to fend off other awkward feelings. Like when your grandfather dies and everyone is stressed, and you start making dark jokes because you’d rather not go to pieces in front of everyone. He’s fending off something, maybe the loss of Mike, maybe other stirred up feelings from dealing with his parents.

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      December 4, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

      Honestly, to me he seems the same as he’s always been.

      • Buli-Buli
        Buli-Buli
        December 4, 2020 at 1:20 am | #

        Agreed. This is just regular, single Walky. We’ve just gotten used to boyfriend Walky and depressed Walky. I.E. trying to be mature Walky. He’s stopped caring again.
        Remember he asked Dorothy out by chucking a hard plastic toy at her head.
        And then he hung around her room naked from the waist down while Sierra was present.

        Actually, now that I think about it, I feel sorry for Booster. Walky is a slob and proud of it. Imagine the odors comeing from his side of the room.

  12. cmasta1992
    cmasta1992
    December 4, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

    Lucy has read the Slipshine chapters and knows what’s up

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      December 4, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      Or more accurately, she knows what she’d like to be up.

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    December 4, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

    Eat My Shorts
    Yes choke on polished cotton
    Eat My Shorts
    Everything we have is rotten
    And Baby just remember
    When you burn your ugly warts
    Eat My Shorts
    –Rick Dees

  14. Switchchris
    Switchchris
    December 4, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    I can Honestly say that Walky is my fav character in this Chapter, sure he can be annoying, but he is being the Goofy guy we need after the hard time. (Becky is still my fav overall, but for now, walky has my attention)

    • Emily
      Emily
      December 4, 2020 at 8:57 pm | #

      Same, Walky’s been one of my faves throughout. His humor as self-defense and procrastination problems are painfully relatable

  15. TheKelliestKelly
    TheKelliestKelly
    December 4, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

    I wish you had tagged Mr. Bellybutton

  16. not someone else
    not someone else
    December 4, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

    You know what, Lucy? Get that D. Take what you want, and then dump his ass. It doesn’t have to be some big thing it is pretty cold out after all

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      December 4, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      “Do what you need to with him, then dump ‘im fast”, to paraphrase ol’ Stormin’ Norman.

  17. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 4, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

    I love these kids

  18. Madock345
    Madock345
    December 4, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

    Why is everyone like “Lucy can do better” when Wally is a friendly, positive, clever, attractive guy from a rich family? His big flaw is what, that occasionally he’s silly or inappropriate?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      December 4, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

      My main concern is that she’s pining over a guy who’s clearly not that into her.

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 4, 2020 at 9:07 am | #

        On the other hand he’s getting used to the attention and clearly enjoys it.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          December 4, 2020 at 11:06 am | #

          Yeah… I’m not sure that’s better

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      December 4, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

      Lucy can do better because Walky has been oblivious to her feelings thus far. He’s been shown to have good emotional intelligence, so it’s not beyond his capacity to realize he’s stringing her along

    • Badgermole
      Badgermole
      December 4, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

      No one was holding Walky’s family against him but I’m amazed that you think they’re a bonus.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        December 4, 2020 at 1:01 am | #

        Especially since Linda would despise Lucy. Because racism reasons.

        • MM
          MM
          December 4, 2020 at 1:22 am | #

          On the other hand, she’s eager to please.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          December 4, 2020 at 1:26 am | #

          Lucy is clearly a hoodlum

    • Jane
      Jane
      December 4, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      He does have potential; as you say, he’s attractive, and he’s fairly intelligent when he allows himself to be.

      But he buries that potential on constantly behaving like a six year old, and he has no actual idea as to what he wants to do with his life. At the moment, he’s pretty much just drifting, and, without a significant change, is more likely to fail hard than to find a career that he finds fulfilling. Or that at least pays the bills.

      As a character, he’s amusing. As a potential romantic partner? It’d be like having a kid at best, and drag you down with him at worst.

      Mind you, that’s just at the moment – given a semester, maybe a year, he could certainly find his way once he discovers a subject that really interests him. He’d hardly be the first person to need some time at college to find themselves.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      December 4, 2020 at 7:09 am | #

      He doesn’t wash his clothes, and smells of unwashed laundry.

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      December 4, 2020 at 3:11 pm | #

      Walky is also either lazy, or suffering from ADD (or possibly both), has a limited set of interests (Dexter and Monkey Master and, what?) and has questionable personal grooming. (Remember when he mentioned not washing particularly well.)

  19. AntJ
    AntJ
    December 4, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

    Poor Lucy, don’t base your crushes off of who you think will like you back, simply because your roommate made an offhanded comment once

    (it certainly didn’t work well for me and it took years to shake this habit)

    • Treerat
      Treerat
      December 4, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

      One of the best thing that happened to me was the realization that I didn´t fall in love with people. I fell in love with the idea of being in love with people.

      Not saying that´s what happened to you, but it reminded me of it.

  20. Barswanian
    Barswanian
    December 4, 2020 at 12:28 am | #

    Lucy.

    Don’t burn up dear.

  21. Lingo
    Lingo
    December 4, 2020 at 12:51 am | #

    Speaking of twins, has it ever been established which twin is the “older” one, in either universe? Walky certainly acts younger, but that’s probably just due to personality/circumstantial reasons.

    • clif
      clif
      December 4, 2020 at 1:23 am | #

      Pretty sure that being twins normally implies no significant difference in age.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        December 4, 2020 at 1:29 am | #

        Unless one one was born on Feb 29 and the other not.

      • StClair
        StClair
        December 4, 2020 at 1:39 am | #

        I don’t know any twins in RL, but at least in fiction, sometimes a big deal is made of those few minutes in birth order.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        December 4, 2020 at 2:41 am | #

        It’s a traditional comedy trope for twins to argue about who is ‘older’, sometimes defined by a scale of minutes.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        December 4, 2020 at 4:03 am | #

        I have cousins who are a pair of identical twins, and the birth order made a huge difference to them. Their parents decided early that the elder one was cleverer and pretty much framed everything so that the younger was always in his brother’s shadow. Even sent them to different medical schools. The elder twin ended up working in and then taking over their father’s practice, inherited all the social contacts… And the younger moved to Canada.

        • brute
          brute
          December 4, 2020 at 4:07 am | #

          your cousins’ parents sound like they walked right out of this comic

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            December 4, 2020 at 7:27 am | #

            I’m sure that they meant to be kind, but parenting wasn’t their strong suit. And parents can do a lot of damage in a subtle way with things that they don’t even realise they are doing. Besides, the twins are fifteen years older than I, so I can’t really say who did what. But birth order clearly mattered more than a forty-minute difference of age.

        • Rabid Rabbit
          Rabid Rabbit
          December 4, 2020 at 9:28 pm | #

          I’m sure we in Canada were happy to receive them.

  22. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    December 4, 2020 at 1:41 am | #

    Man Lucy is going to remember this for a LONG time, it looks like he pulled them forward so I don’t think she’s looking at the boxers, but rather the, ahem, ‘package’ they contained

    • Queezle
      Queezle
      December 4, 2020 at 2:44 am | #

      I doubt that she can see that much, because if she could Sal would too. They seem to stand in similar angle to him.
      And if Sal could see hit she probably would not comment on the Underwear.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 4, 2020 at 10:22 am | #

      He’s pulling them up and forward, but his pants only have so much give. She’s getting an eyeful of lower torso, maybe a hint of pube. She’d spontaneously combust if she saw more than that, anyway.

  23. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    December 4, 2020 at 1:54 am | #

    Keep it in your pants, Walky. 😛

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      December 4, 2020 at 2:40 am | #

      ** Lucy disapproves of this message **

  24. BenRG
    BenRG
    December 4, 2020 at 2:15 am | #

    I do wonder if Walky is really that oblivious or if he’s deliberately trying to give Lucy a foaming-at-the-mouth breakdown!

    • JBento
      JBento
      December 4, 2020 at 6:50 am | #

      It’s Walky – if “oblivious” is one of the options on the table, it’s the correct one.

  25. Peter
    Peter
    December 4, 2020 at 2:54 am | #

    Poor Lucy. Her brain is about to come frothing out her ears.

  26. Keulen
    Keulen
    December 4, 2020 at 3:40 am | #

    I’m surprised Lucy isn’t blushing more in the last panel.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      December 4, 2020 at 6:27 am | #

      Her brain has probably gone bye-bye for a minute or so. She’ll blush when she realises just what happened!

  27. Acher4
    Acher4
    December 4, 2020 at 6:03 am | #

    With the eyes placement and how much he pulls his underwear, Walky definitely flashed Lucy there.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      December 4, 2020 at 6:26 am | #

      I have to agree. So, the question to ask is: Deliberate or just unthinking?

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        December 4, 2020 at 6:37 am | #

        I don’t think Walky thinks his junk trumps his Monkey Master underoos.

  28. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    December 4, 2020 at 6:39 am | #

    I think Walky is pulling out his underwear to show her more of it.

    LUCY is looking over at his junk.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      December 4, 2020 at 7:04 am | #

      He wants her to look at the wrapping paper, but she’s noticed the Nintendo 64 inside.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        December 4, 2020 at 8:43 am | #

        … wasn’t that the one with hefty central handle mounting the 360 rocker between two legs?

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          December 4, 2020 at 9:57 am | #

          iseewhatyoudidthere.gif

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      December 4, 2020 at 8:29 am | #

      I’ve got a horrible feeling that “She’s just a good friend” will become the phrase that is the bane of Lucy’s existence for the rest of the semester.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        December 4, 2020 at 8:38 am | #

        I have a feeling it will become the title phrase of a dozen of her fanfics. …. erm, I mean, LITERATURE.

  29. Common sense
    Common sense
    December 4, 2020 at 8:12 am | #

    Everyone is getting on Walkys case for his innocent joking around ,demanding that anyone behaves like a full grown no fun adult adult all the time, yet they dont aknowledge the fact that walky is cleary anti-sexist here and for equal treatment and dont praise him for it.

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 4, 2020 at 8:58 am | #

      Let me praise you for not murdering anyone today.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        December 4, 2020 at 10:58 am | #

        Thanks! <3

  30. hof1991
    hof1991
    December 4, 2020 at 9:01 am | #

    Advice for Lucy: look straight ahead.

    Too late. The liquid Carmel triangle has sucked her in.

  31. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    December 4, 2020 at 9:23 am | #

    Note to Booster: Lucy doesn’t want to do much better. Lucy wants to do much Walky.

  32. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    December 4, 2020 at 9:38 am | #

    So Walky really is that clueless. I can’t say I’m surprised, I’m not an exception, but out and out showing your boxers to a girl seems a bit too far even for a clueless guy.

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 4, 2020 at 9:47 am | #

      What’s the sense in have Monkey Master underwear if you can’t show anyone?

  33. Clif
    Clif
    December 4, 2020 at 9:49 am | #

    having

    I think that one was me and not automangle.

  34. Ziggy78eog
    Ziggy78eog
    December 4, 2020 at 11:16 am | #

    And Lucy gets a sneak peak at what she will get, with a relationship with Walky.

  35. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    December 4, 2020 at 12:39 pm | #

    I really love the Walkertons twins ♡!

  36. Roborat
    Roborat
    December 4, 2020 at 12:48 pm | #

    Looks like Walky broke Lucy.

  37. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    December 4, 2020 at 1:16 pm | #

    Walky penis 2 electric boogaloo

  38. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    December 4, 2020 at 1:25 pm | #

    I’m older than Willis. (Age-wise I guess I’m at the 90th percentile here.)

    So: When did the freshman ten become the freshman fifteen?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 4, 2020 at 2:57 pm | #

      As far back as I can remember, unless my memories have been altered by seeing more recent references.

      “fifteen” is better alliteration.

    • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
      LiterallyJustSomeGuy
      December 4, 2020 at 2:58 pm | #

      I’m not sure, but I think I first heard the phrase “freshman 15” around the turn of the millennium (and never heard “freshman 10”), but I’m relatively young. I live in northeastern USA.

      There is a wikipedia article about it which mentions the name change but doesn’t say when (other than that it was still called the “freshman 10” in a “New York Times” article in ’81). There is a surprising amount of info on this page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshman_15

    • cmasta1992
      cmasta1992
      December 4, 2020 at 4:37 pm | #

      Despite my handle, I’m 30 and it was Freshman 15 in 2008 when I started uni.

  39. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    December 4, 2020 at 2:26 pm | #

    Walky is just showing his stomach, it’s just his boxers are in view and that is CLEARLY what Lucy was looking at.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 4, 2020 at 2:53 pm | #

      Well, she started looking at his caramel abs, but …

  40. jilo
    jilo
    December 4, 2020 at 3:42 pm | #

    Oh Lucy. I feel your pain.

  41. Coco
    Coco
    December 4, 2020 at 4:55 pm | #

    And Lucy’s thirst levels grew three sizes that day.

  42. Emily
    Emily
    December 4, 2020 at 8:48 pm | #

    I wonder if Lucy is just going to get crushed? To me it seems like Lucy barely registers on Walky’s radar. If anything, more like an annoying kid who follows you around and you just tolerate.

  43. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    December 4, 2020 at 9:30 pm | #

    It will be delightful if Walky’s metabolism is the next thing to go. That’s something Amber can’t just hack away. (Well, not that definition of “hack,” anyway.)

  44. Hinonron
    Hinonron
    December 5, 2020 at 2:53 am | #

    Sal, did you miss the detail that he bought them slightly used?
    He’s not showing girls his underwear… he’s showing them someone else’s.
    …that he’s wearing.
    I can see the harem forming already…

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