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June 1, 2026

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by David M Willis on May 12, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – Hompk!
└ Tags: jennifer, lucy

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    May 12, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    nor would you WANT to

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 12, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

      Jennifer is always there with the helpful advice though.

      • Agent
        Agent
        May 12, 2021 at 7:17 pm | #

        She was the head cheerleader. She solves problems.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    May 12, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    With the last strip’s punchline, I interpret Lucy’s rejection of this plan not being because she wouldn’t, but because her legs being asleep mean she probably can’t jump very well atm.

    • NotThatDrew
      NotThatDrew
      May 12, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      The flying crotch tackle IS difficult to pull off with a case of the jellies. Difficult, but not impossible

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      May 12, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      Fits with her glancing down at her legs in this strip, too.

      • Suet
        Suet
        May 12, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

        Must be the jellies progressing.
        Somebody roll Lucy over to Dorothy’s room.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          May 12, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

          The next stage is her legs seizing up and a horrible, agonising pins-and-needles sensation. I don’t envy this gal.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        May 12, 2021 at 6:19 am | #

        Maybe Lucy should try crawling over to Dorothy’s room, since her legs are probably still asleep right now. Though that might be pretty uncomfortable if she does that naked.

    • Durandal_1707
      Durandal_1707
      May 12, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

      Also, she seems to suddenly be approximately the size of a two-year-old, which can’t help.

      • NotThatDrew
        NotThatDrew
        May 12, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

        Dammit, now I can’t unsee that

      • Julez
        Julez
        May 12, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

        …forced perspective is a thing.

      • brionl
        brionl
        May 12, 2021 at 1:41 am | #

        Oh no! She caught the same disease as President Carter!!

        • Clif
          Clif
          May 12, 2021 at 9:41 pm | #

          A younger brother named Billy?

    • Gash
      Gash
      May 12, 2021 at 1:31 am | #

      Fairly sure that last panel was inspired by a video going around the net of a very large, and very naked black lady running into a room and jumping crotch first into the camera.

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      May 12, 2021 at 7:27 pm | #

      i hope jennifer helps her up

  3. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    May 12, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Lucy’s relationship with Walky is hanging by the weak thread of two mutually attracted to each other teenagers not boning!

    • Socks
      Socks
      May 12, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      Uh, is Walky even attracted to Lucy? He seems extraordinarily uninterested from everything we’ve seen.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        May 12, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

        The two being referred to are Dorothy and Walky.

        • Socks
          Socks
          May 12, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

          Yeah that makes more sense

        • Devin
          Devin
          May 12, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

          Yeah, I think the point Socks is making is that Lucy’s relationship with Walky isn’t hanging by anything, she’s just hanging on and hoping at this point.

          I’ve been there, it sucks, and tbh for her sake it’d be better if all chances (in her eyes) were obliterated sooner rather than later.

          • Devin
            Devin
            May 12, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

            Okay, that wasn’t the point Socks was making!

            Instead, let’s say that’s the point that I’m making.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        May 12, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

        That’s actually a topic of high debate. Some people think he’s so dense he hasn’t noticed, personally I don’t think he’s ever been shown to be that oblivious. I think he’s actually just not in the right mood to actually pursue a relationship right now so he’s not.

        • Devin
          Devin
          May 12, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

          I think it’s possible he hasn’t noticed but not a slam dunk, although I don’t think it’s because he’s super oblivious, there’ always a layer of masking on seeing other people’s feelings for you.

          But it’s also possible he’s just not interested in a relationship or just not interested in her, although in that case it’s kind of lousy of him to know and not say anything. Definitely in the scope of his level of desire to deal with emotional conversations, but still pretty lousy.

          • NotThatDrew
            NotThatDrew
            May 12, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

            I mean, we’re dealing with a bunch of college freshmen trying to figure out how to be adults (hell, I’m in my mid twenties and still making shit up as I go). Lousy is to be expected at least a couple times

            • Devin
              Devin
              May 12, 2021 at 1:34 am | #

              Absolutely true, and part of what keeps this all interesting!

            • Taellosse
              Taellosse
              May 12, 2021 at 2:03 am | #

              Get comfortable with that “making it up as you go” feeling. I’m in my 40s now, and it is still with me often.

              “Being a grownup” appears to be largely a thing that exists only in the minds of children – I think we all just keep faking it until we die.

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                May 12, 2021 at 2:49 am | #

                Yeah, I’m closing in on 35 but I don’t feel all that different than I did when I was 20 . (Well, aside from the normal stuff like aches and pains, and that snacks tend to stick around longer than they used to…)

              • Sombrero
                Sombrero
                May 12, 2021 at 6:14 am | #

                Or until we fake our death, like Mike.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  May 12, 2021 at 11:27 am | #

                  Yeah, we’ll see how long he can pull off being both Booster and Jennifer.

              • NotThatDrew
                NotThatDrew
                May 13, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

                Oh, I’ve absolutely accepted it. Hell, I’ve been telling the high school students that I mentor that while having even a general idea/plan thought out can be useful, you always need to be flexible enough to change that plan and just roll with the punches depending on how things outside of your control unfold.

            • misanthropope
              misanthropope
              May 12, 2021 at 1:47 pm | #

              https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-06-24

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            May 12, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

            I think that since Lucy hasn’t made a move yet there’s just enough ambiguity in her intentions to justify him not rejecting her if he recognizes her feelings. Unless one of them decides to actually intentionally pursue anything beyond friendship they’re kind of in this stalemate. This is the framework for basically every teenage romcom ever.

            • Devin
              Devin
              May 12, 2021 at 1:36 am | #

              Yeah, that’s fair.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              May 12, 2021 at 8:26 am | #

              Yeah, since she’s not pushing the issue, it would be kind of awkward to force it himself just to shut it down. Also, even if he’s noticed, he’s likely not sure, so it would be even weirder to reject her when he could still be wrong.

          • Taellosse
            Taellosse
            May 12, 2021 at 2:06 am | #

            Keep in mind also that Walky only discovered an interest in ladies a few months ago. He is NOT worldly-wise in the ways of love.

      • Socks
        Socks
        May 12, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

        Or wait you probably meant Walky and Dorothy huh

      • Reaver
        Reaver
        May 12, 2021 at 1:01 am | #

        He’s so clearly not interested that her clinging is just kinda sad

        • Clif
          Clif
          May 12, 2021 at 11:33 am | #

          She’s enjoying hanging around him and he likes the attention and having someone to hang around. She also may be learning something that will help her out later when it’s more important.

  4. Suet
    Suet
    May 12, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Easy up, there, not everybody’s a Dina.

    Then again, should we check back on Daisy to see if Jenny’s love tactics work?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      May 12, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      Highly successful. Daisy and Ruth are on round 17 and still not tired of smashing!

      …Thank goodness Ruth thought to bring her Switch and Smash Bros Ultimate on their date, it’s such a good icebreaker!

  5. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    May 12, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Reece from Malcolm in the Middle actually tried a similar thing with a girl…. …with less than desirable results.

    Whatever Lucy winds up doing, my only hope is that she doesn’t merely revive the past. There is one thing worse than a broken wheel, and that’s reinventing a broken wheel.

  6. BBCC
    BBCC
    May 12, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    JENNIFER NO YOU WERE ON AN ADVICE ROLL.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      May 12, 2021 at 1:05 am | #

      Was she though? We have yet to see if her advice pans out.

  7. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    May 12, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    Alright Willis, now I KNOW you’re baiting me.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      May 12, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

      The real question is, are you or are you not a river trout?

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 12, 2021 at 2:14 am | #

        I’m betting the answer is yes. He either is or is not.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          May 12, 2021 at 2:57 am | #

          … would an estuary trout count?

          • Clif
            Clif
            May 12, 2021 at 11:38 am | #

            While many animals you wouldn’t expect have been shown to count as high as three, I don’t believe an estuary trout is among them.

            • Reltzik
              Reltzik
              May 12, 2021 at 11:52 am | #

              Right, right, but is there actually any rule against an estuary trout being ennobled and given the title of count?

              • Clif
                Clif
                May 12, 2021 at 12:25 pm | #

                Well, yes, but in such a case it would be the one who ennobled the fish, rather than the estuary trout itself, who was doing the counting.

                • Reltzik
                  Reltzik
                  May 12, 2021 at 2:11 pm | #

                  But “counting” also refers to continuing in the state of being a count.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  May 12, 2021 at 9:52 pm | #

                  Can you count on something that passive actually counting though?

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      May 12, 2021 at 2:26 am | #

      Willis is a master at it. One might call them Yoto’s master-baiter. Do with THAT what you will Yoto!

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      May 12, 2021 at 5:21 am | #

      And you let him do that without reactions? DO IT!!!! We all want to see your interpretation! Please♡.

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 12, 2021 at 11:40 am | #

        Are you trying to get Willis or Yoto in trouble?

  8. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    May 12, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Is Jennifer’s plan for Lucy to perform a Frankenstiener on Walky? It is one of the sexiest suplexes to perform on someone.

    • NotThatDrew
      NotThatDrew
      May 12, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      It’d win me over, at least

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      May 12, 2021 at 1:06 am | #

      Sounds more like a Thesz press.

    • Charles Spencer
      Charles Spencer
      May 12, 2021 at 2:25 pm | #

      I thought the Frankensteiner was a bad-ass move, but Steiner’s Tilt-A-Whirl was both a better move and a better name.

  9. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    May 12, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    Only just noticed the Force Awakens General Leia poster and Last Jedi poster in their room. What do you wanna bet it’s secretly Billie’s and not Lucy’s, given her whole closeted-fan thing? Sort of like the arrangement where Joyce convinced everyone that Sarah put up Halloween decorations just to get a rise out of her?

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      May 12, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      *Jennifer’s (agh)

    • woobie
      woobie
      May 12, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

      TTG Starfire’s legs weird me out.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      May 12, 2021 at 3:18 am | #

      I’m pretty sure we saw those posters already up when we first saw this room (when Jennifer was just moving in), or if not in that specific scene than definitely during some of the other Jennifer-Lucy interactions prior to the former’s attempt at self-sabotage by admitting her closet nerdiness among other things. (Would search to find an example, but on phone atm.)

      • Aviana
        Aviana
        May 12, 2021 at 10:44 pm | #

        The only posters I’m finding in previous comics before the timeskip are Starfire and Dexter & Monkey Master. So unless someone with better searching skills shows otherwise, this closeted fan theory seems to check out.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          May 12, 2021 at 11:18 pm | #

          They’re still on Lucy’s side of the room, though.

  10. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    May 12, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    Does this mean she knows about Kekko Kamen?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kekko_Kamen

    • NotThatDrew
      NotThatDrew
      May 12, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

      …huh. I forgot Go Nagai made that

    • Sunny
      Sunny
      May 12, 2021 at 12:03 pm | #

      I am amazed, but nor surprised, to learn that exists.

    • Hinoron
      Hinoron
      May 13, 2021 at 9:45 pm | #

      Durn. Beat me to it.

  11. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    May 12, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    Just now noticing the starfire poster, and now I just want a wide shot of all the posters in Lucy’s room.

    • John
      John
      May 12, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

      I get a very “metal gear rising” vibe from the red one on the far right, but I *highly* doubt that’s what it is.

      • RacingTurtle
        RacingTurtle
        May 12, 2021 at 1:17 am | #

        It is a star war

  12. Undrave
    Undrave
    May 12, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Huh… didn’t think Jennifer would care…

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      May 12, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      She wants her friends to have a good time, that’s all.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      May 12, 2021 at 1:15 am | #

      Alpha bongo. Problem solver.

    • albi
      albi
      May 12, 2021 at 6:36 pm | #

      Head cheerleader, problem solver.

  13. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    May 12, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Lovely as that image may be, I don’t know if I like the optics, especially if Walky doesn’t go for it.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      May 12, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      Oh, it’s a bad plan. If taken seriously, some of Jennifer’s worst advice. But maybe she’ll outdo herself yet.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        May 12, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

        Yeah, there’s only a few ways that could go, and only one or two of those are good for anyone involved.

        Still, there’s probably a really neat comic about that sort of thing.

  14. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    May 12, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

    “How are you at running out there naked and jumping at him crotch-first?”
    “…bad.”
    “OK, so subtlety won’t work… “

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      May 12, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

      If you’re calling a full-frontal assault to the head “subtle”, I’m scared of what “straightforward” could be.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        May 12, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

        You’re forgetting the intended target is Walky.

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 12, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

        Be very very afraid.

  15. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    May 12, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

    Don’t worry Lucy, what are the odds that his ex, whom has probably been on a dry spell, will want to sleep with him..?

    I can understand being shy but at some point you have to be blunt with people. Especially people like Walky, whose ideas consist of wondering when the next chance to eat chicken nuggets is.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      May 12, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Dorothy has been finding time for occasional one-nighters during the time skip. She’s motivated and hot, and she knows what she wants, so it’s entirely in character.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        May 12, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

        Dotty did reveal a mystery third partner. Who knows exactly where that dude fits in on her timeline? It could’ve happened, although I think we’d have a least seen the guy once if it did and if she found someone else to bone I’m not sure why she’d be so thirsty for Walky unless that guy wasn’t so great for more than a one night thing.

        • Rabid Rabbit
          Rabid Rabbit
          May 12, 2021 at 4:46 am | #

          I still think her third partner was prior to Danny. There’s something about her eyeroll back when she promised herself that one day, she’d date a guy who’s not a virgin that feels like Walky wasn’t just the second occurence of that sort of behavior, if only because she recognizes it as a pattern, and Danny and Walky alone wouldn’t be enoguh to establish it.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        May 12, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

        Entirely possible, but that would also require knowing more people and trusting them enough to have sex. At least that’s what I think, it is possible Dorothy has lower requirements for a one night stand.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 12, 2021 at 8:34 am | #

        I don’t think it’s at all in character. She’s never done anything to indicate she’s interested in one-night stands. Or, specifically, given her established patterns, even if she decide that was the logical solution, she’d want to find someone she was attracted to, then she’d keep on going back to them until it was a de facto relationship.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      May 12, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

      I think Lucy’s in real trouble here. Walky said “Sure” pretty quickly yesterday’s strip.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        May 12, 2021 at 12:47 am | #

        To be fair, I don’t think he was wanting to get away from Lucy, he just agreed to talk to her for a minute. But yeah I don’t see Lucy winning this anytime soon, unless Walky’s harem becomes real.

        • RacingTurtle
          RacingTurtle
          May 12, 2021 at 1:16 am | #

          I think the implication was more that he was v v excited to interact with Dorothy. Poor Lucy wasn’t even a factor

  16. ktbear
    ktbear
    May 12, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

    This is now one of my favorite DOA comics ever.

  17. Robbie
    Robbie
    May 12, 2021 at 12:51 am | #

    The straights are not ok lol

    • RacingTurtle
      RacingTurtle
      May 12, 2021 at 1:15 am | #

      The disaster bi is here to help!

      …Okay, “help”

      • NotThatDrew
        NotThatDrew
        May 12, 2021 at 1:20 am | #

        Never have two words resonated with me more than “disaster bi”. I think I found the title for the autobiography I’ll write in 50 years

        • annarchy
          annarchy
          May 12, 2021 at 4:07 pm | #

          OOOOOOoooo I could write “the problematic Pan.”

  18. Nayann Martinelli
    Nayann Martinelli
    May 12, 2021 at 1:23 am | #

    Lucy, just make a trail of chicken nuggets leading straight to your, how shall I put it, sexy bits. Figuring Walky out isn’t really rocket science.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      May 12, 2021 at 6:14 am | #

      Or she could throw a toy at his head. That might work.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 12, 2021 at 7:32 am | #

      Hide the bits behind a pile of McNuggets.

    • Charles Spencer
      Charles Spencer
      May 12, 2021 at 2:27 pm | #

      “Hey, it tastes like chicken!”

  19. Airyu
    Airyu
    May 12, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

    Lucy, do better

  20. Lingo
    Lingo
    May 12, 2021 at 1:42 am | #

    Yeah, that’s bad advice! Clearly what Jennifer should do is tell Lucy the following — and she should know, since she was a cheerleader:

    OH WALKY YOU’RE SO FINE
    YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
    HEY WALKY! HEY WALKY!

    OH WALKY YOU’RE SO FINE
    YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
    HEY WALKY! HEY WALKY!

    Hey Walky!
    You’ve been around all night and that’s a little long
    You think you’ve got the right but I think you’ve got it wrong
    Why can’t you say goodnight so you can take me home, Walky?

    ‘Cause when you say you will, it always means you won’t
    You’re givin’ me the chills, baby, please baby don’t
    Every night you still leave me all alone, Walky!

    Oh Walky, what a pity you don’t understand
    You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
    Oh Walky, you’re so pretty, can’t you understand??
    It’s guys like you Walky
    Oh, what you do Walky, do Walky
    Don’t break my heart, Walky

    So come on and give it to me any way you can
    Any way you wanna do it, I’ll take it like a man
    Oh please, baby, please, don’t leave me in a jam, Walky!

    OH WALKY YOU’RE SO FINE
    YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
    HEY WALKY! HEY WALKY!

    …Well, you know the rest.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      May 12, 2021 at 5:28 am | #

      I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out Billie was a BAD cheerleader too.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 12, 2021 at 8:36 am | #

        I don’t know if she was good at the actual cheering part, but she was apparently a good den mother to her flock of cheerleaders.

        Of course, looking back she might have led them into a good deal of the trouble she got them out of.

    • Songbird
      Songbird
      May 12, 2021 at 12:50 pm | #

      God, I hate that song so much. When I was in elementary school, they’d play it in the cafeteria on the speakers during lunch hour every. Goddamn. Day. Since I was there for three years (it was the first school I went to for more than one year consecutively at that point–keep in mind that this was grades 4-6), I very quickly grew tired of it.

      Didn’t know that it was a cheerleader song, though. That’s interesting.

      • Charles Spencer
        Charles Spencer
        May 12, 2021 at 2:30 pm | #

        Toni Basil was originally a choreographer. The video for this song was she and backup dancers going through a variety of cheer routines. I don’t recall Micky was ever seen.

        “Oh Ricky, what a pity, don’t you understand
        Every day’s a rerun and the laughter’s always canned.”

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          May 12, 2021 at 4:36 pm | #

          For my school it was Friday. Every. Fucking. Friday. I didn’t like it to begin with but my eye was twitching by the time they finally made it stop.

          In hindsight, it was pretty funny but at the time? Murderous.

  21. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    May 12, 2021 at 2:15 am | #

    If only there was a way to tell Walky ” Hello walky I am physically attracted to you and we have similar interests. Perhaps we should go to an establishment that serves bevarages and purchase a seperate heated or cooled or room template warm beverage and a scone while we discuss topics of interest” I suppose in the case Walky chicken nuggets might be more appropriate.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 12, 2021 at 2:42 am | #

      “You, me, 50 piece nuggets” is an equally effective pickup line for Walky.

      Lucy’s problem is, she doesn’t appear to have any figurines to throw at his head.

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 12, 2021 at 11:58 am | #

        Given the posters, you would think she has at least one. Even I have a Baby Yoda and a set of LOTRs figures.

        I’m assuming all the dragons don’t count.

  22. Laladoria
    Laladoria
    May 12, 2021 at 2:37 am | #

    We’re gonna get thrown for a loop and find out she just wants his advice about that acceptance letter we saw a while back, since he knows her pretty well and also isn’t likely to tell Joyce before Dorothy is ready for her to know.

    • Laladoria
      Laladoria
      May 12, 2021 at 2:38 am | #

      OOOOOR we’re gonna check in on other characters and then back to walky and dorothy sweaty and with sex hair, and both of them possibly regretting it (as oft is the case when hooking up with an ex)

      • Laladoria
        Laladoria
        May 12, 2021 at 2:48 am | #

        Or…. Joyce is waiting at the door to Read Hall to be a cock block!

        • Clif
          Clif
          May 12, 2021 at 12:00 pm | #

          Those are not mutually exclusive.

  23. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 12, 2021 at 2:40 am | #

    ah, the alpha bongo head cheerleader solution, I see.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      May 12, 2021 at 2:55 am | #

      I see what you did there.

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 12, 2021 at 12:01 pm | #

      Ah, the disguised Mike solution, I see.

      • annarchy
        annarchy
        May 12, 2021 at 4:06 pm | #

        Are you so sure?

        • Clif
          Clif
          May 12, 2021 at 10:26 pm | #

          Doesn’t it sound like something Mike would suggest?

  24. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    May 12, 2021 at 3:03 am | #

    Uh…I assumed her bed was like the other we’ve seen so far, with a desk under them, but it’s at ground level.
    (and looking back, it was visible in the previous page already. Gee. Sometimes I really miss seeing things I don’t expect to see ?)

    • darkoneko
      darkoneko
      May 12, 2021 at 3:03 am | #

      Hell, for all I know it was already displayed that way on several previous occasions, and I was just brain-blind to it, haha.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 12, 2021 at 4:22 am | #

      Malaya mentioned it when she moved in – Read Hall (where Joyce and co. live) have loft beds because their rooms are smaller. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/smaller/

  25. LordCirce
    LordCirce
    May 12, 2021 at 4:03 am | #

    Heh. It’s funny to see how ‘Jennifer’s’ attempt to rebrand herself as someone new who is “mature” and “doesn’t care” is unraveling.

  26. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    May 12, 2021 at 4:28 am | #

    Not that Lucy is in a position to know it but…
    Don’t! Take! Love advice! from! Billie!
    Honestly, this is probably good for Lucy. She can do better than Walky.

  27. BenRG
    BenRG
    May 12, 2021 at 4:50 am | #

    Oh, come on, Jen! Where are all those head cheerleader/social alpha instincts. All Lucy has to do is add a bit of makeup, take off her glasses and then slink out and adhere herself to Walky’s side in an intimate way, occasionally stroking his arm or hair in a way that screams: MINE!

    Naturally, this being DoA, she’d end up doing it to Sal or something because no glasses = functionally blind.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      May 12, 2021 at 2:43 pm | #

      You think that’s enough to compete with Dorothy?

  28. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    May 12, 2021 at 5:16 am | #

    I still can’t say if seeing Jennifer care so much about Lucy is really avert or utterly alarming. Her advice is both good and bad!

  29. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    May 12, 2021 at 5:27 am | #

    My deepest hope is that Walky doesn’t go with Dorothy and tells her, “Not interested.”

    Then jumps on a passing truck and gives her the finger twice.

    Dorothy: Wait, is he Night-Guy?

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      May 12, 2021 at 5:32 am | #

      That would be awesome. But Walky is Walky…

  30. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    May 12, 2021 at 5:30 am | #

    I still can’t say it seeing Jennifer care so much about Lucy is really sweet or utterly alarming. Her advice is bad and good at the same time.

  31. Keulen
    Keulen
    May 12, 2021 at 6:11 am | #

    If Lucy tries that strategy on Walky, it just might get him to notice she’s interested in him. Maybe.

  32. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    May 12, 2021 at 6:21 am | #

    I guess it is established now that Billie/Jennifer are just different names, and not different personalities like Amber/AG.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 12, 2021 at 9:13 am | #

      Always have been.

      She tries to reboot her personality once in a while, but the last two times haven’t really stuck.

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 12, 2021 at 12:11 pm | #

      Billie and Jennifer are holding Yunru (middle name) in reserve and Mike is a secret.

  33. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    May 12, 2021 at 6:28 am | #

    As a straight man who really, really likes women and the woman body… I absolutely don’t want anybody ever doing that maneuver to me.

    Ladies, if you ever find yourselves in urgent need of letting somebody know (with no words, for some reason) that you really, really want them, physically you were all already given the method in a helpfully visual tutorial: Nala Eyes.

    • Mravac Kid
      Mravac Kid
      May 12, 2021 at 6:45 am | #

      Words are severely underrated.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        May 12, 2021 at 9:45 am | #

        Yeah, they’re very unnecessary, and probably can only do harm in some cases.

        • Pylgrim
          Pylgrim
          May 13, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

          Also, they don’t come easy.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      May 12, 2021 at 9:46 am | #

      How many people do you think we’re turned into furries by that scene?

      • Songbird
        Songbird
        May 12, 2021 at 12:29 pm | #

        My guess would be to take whatever number you or anyone else is thinking of, and then immediately double it.

        Come to think of it, the 90’s was kind of the prime decade for turning out furries, wasn’t it? Between Nala and Lola Bunny from Space Jam, that one girl from Chip n’ Dale (I think her name was Gadget? I dunno, I didn’t really watch the show), Minerva Mink, and others I’m probably not remembering….the 90’s was just FULL of furry bait, now that I’m thinking about it.

        • Pylgrim
          Pylgrim
          May 13, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

          Omg Gadget… how dare you remind me.

          Also, Minerva Mink was waaay too overt for me. Rita, on the other hand… *fans self*

          Didn’t actually grow to be a furry but I can easily see how close I was.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        May 12, 2021 at 3:17 pm | #

        It appears that an apostrophe has escaped and is hiding in your sentence.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          May 12, 2021 at 8:09 pm | #

          The sneaky little bastards are always hiding around my posts. They seem to hate when I type in past tense.

  34. Amos Batista
    Amos Batista
    May 12, 2021 at 9:34 am | #

    Wait a sec: is Jennifer checking if Lucy can do the “sarrada no ar”?

  35. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    May 12, 2021 at 11:07 am | #

    I wonder if the plotline is that Walky doesn’t like Lucy that way. It might get into some uncomfortable territory as to why since Walky is attracted to Dorothy and Joyce (other universe).

  36. Spencer
    Spencer
    May 12, 2021 at 12:18 pm | #

    I’m going with the idea now that Lucy’s self esteem is so shot that she thinks Walky’s outward persona is the best she can hope to achieve in terms of a relationship, that the person Walky presents himself as (but isn’t necessarily that person where it matters) is the highest standard of person who will like her back.

    Given that Jennifer’s popularity in her dorm seemed to cause Lucy some dismay, it’s pretty clear at this point she is desperate for affection. If Walky actually were the person he presents himself as, an unhinged moron who constantly mocks everyone around him and puts no effort into even the slightest aspect of his life, then she’d be nuts, but that’s really the only Walky she knows, isn’t it? Dorothy and Amber got Walky at his best, as someone who meant and achieved genuine good for the both of them, but what has Walky imparted to Lucy where she’s got it this bad for him?

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      May 12, 2021 at 12:43 pm | #

      Yeah, that’s about where I’m settling as well. He’s cute and nerdy, so it’s not like he has ZERO good properties, but she’s been stuck on him long enough I have to assume she DOESN’T think she can do better.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        May 12, 2021 at 1:06 pm | #

        Yeah like despite all my griping Walky isn’t a bad person. He’s not a walking miasma who ruins everyone’s lives for no reason, he’s a pretty clear example of a well defined and familiar character; the immature goofball who will throw himself into the lives of his loved ones without understanding how it contradicts all his stated beliefs about the Dreaded Feelings.

        The people Walky has his deepest relationships with, Dorothy, Amber, Billie and Sal, I fully understand why they find their way back to him because for all the immaturity and talks of his bowel movements Walky will go to the ends of the earth for them. They know Walky, they know how good he can be, they know how much he cares and he will try to show it as best as he can (his entire relationship with Dorothy, establishing Garbage Roof for Amber when Danny and Ethan didn’t understand that Amber needs to have time to feel bad without a pep talk, Billie when she went missing and Walky lead a search party, and Sal reforging her bond with Walky after he made legitimate efforts into understanding what drove them apart and how he can fix it).

        Lucy, at least as far as her interactions with Walky have been shown to us, really doesn’t have that yet. She only knows Walky as the immature doofus and while that could be enough for a crush I don’t think that’s all that’s waiting in the wing if Lucy and Walky’s relationship is going to have story focus going forward after all the focus it’s had since the timeskip. Walky’s never shown his true self to her, so I kind of put her interactions with him on the same level as Sarah and Joyce, who both hate him because Walky doesn’t let himself be genuine around them and consequently all they know is his worst, most obnoxious persona.

        Walky’s never been genuine with Lucy but he’s getting fawned over by a cute nerdy girl who shares all his interests and devotes a lot of time trying to get into his good graces, and in a series predicated on making all the wrong choices all the time, that’s just going to work out as intended?

        Hell, if this is correct it does contextualize why Lucy is just completely incapable of vocalizing her thoughts to him: he’s supposed to want her, because Walky’s immature dorkus persona he’s presented to her should be as desperate for affection as Lucy seems to be, but he’s not biting. Lucy thinks there’s something wrong with her when even someone like Walky won’t want her (remember how absolutely elated she was when he became Nightguy and escorted her to her dorm? she was squeeing and cheering because it meant Walky had found a secret, roundabout way of showing he cared.

      • C.T. Phipps
        C.T. Phipps
        May 12, 2021 at 9:07 pm | #

        I think that people who assume that Lucy could do better are missing she wants Walky because he’s funny and approachable. “Better” is not what she wants.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          May 12, 2021 at 9:48 pm | #

          That’s boring.

          I need angst. Sweet, fulfilling angst.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 12, 2021 at 3:11 pm | #

      Though I don’t that when Dorothy first fell for him, he’d shown her much if any of that yet – I’d have to go back and read their early interactions. Was there much beyond stammering, throwing a toy and watching cartoons?

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        May 12, 2021 at 3:27 pm | #

        Was Dorothy as invested into Walky when they started dating, the way Lucy seems all over him now?

        Like, Dorothy had a surface attraction to him because caramel abs, then she had a rough night and unwound herself at Walky’s with some cartoons, then they had another night where she asked him if he liked her, and there ya go.

        Has Walky done anything for Lucy as simple as how he acted with Dorothy? Because at least with Dorothy Walky seemed cognizant of her existence.

  37. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    May 12, 2021 at 5:33 pm | #

    Plot twist: Lucy follows through with Jen’s advice, only to find herself in a surprise three-way because Dorothy and Walky were already going at it right in the middle of the hallway.

    The pod people stand at the edge of the panel in wide-eyed bewilderment, for a dorm legend has been born.

  38. RowenMorland
    RowenMorland
    May 12, 2021 at 5:41 pm | #

    If Lucy isn’t careful that Starfire poster is going to start ragging on her for being ineffectual like Ethan’s Roadblock used to.

  39. brasca1
    brasca1
    May 12, 2021 at 7:48 pm | #

    Really hope she runs into Ken. I know this is a different universe, but he seems like there would still be a mutual attraction with the two of them.

    • RacingTurtle
      RacingTurtle
      May 13, 2021 at 2:09 am | #

      Since Ken and Lucy both work at Galasso’s, I suspect Ken was referring to Lucy in this comic: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-7/01-glower-vacuum/dangit/

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