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May 12, 2026

Filled me in

by David M Willis on July 24, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 05 – As Long As It's Free
└ Tags: becky, jennifer, ruth

Discussion (152) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 24, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    “I hope you mean BARB”

    “nope”

    “Whaaaaaaa–“

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      July 24, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

      Ruth: “No, not the fucking bartender. I just handcuffed him to the door. No fucking occurred.”

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 24, 2021 at 2:01 am | #

        Depends. If he’s still handcuffed to the door, I’d say he’s screwed.

        In other news, the little smile in panel four is delightful.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        July 24, 2021 at 4:01 am | #

        Jennifer: “Don’t try to trick me with that crap, I know exactly how you flirt. THOSE USED TO BE OUR HANDCUFFS!”

        Other students: “…”

  2. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    July 24, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Excellent timing, Becky.

  3. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    July 24, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Daisy deserved better. We all know it.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 24, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      She’s one cropped deepfake of Alyson Hannigan ahead of the game, at least.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      July 24, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

      Yes, but had she gone home with Ruth she also would’ve deserved better. As a fan of Ruth who would genuinely like to see her happy, I doubt that it would have been good for either of them. Not that I’m particularly into Jason v Freddy Ruther slash either.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        July 24, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

        I don’t actually care if they went home. My problem is that as far as we know Daisy is still strung along. Thanks to fake porn of Alyson Hannigan she might think that date ended with future prospects of another one. Ruth actually does need to like at least talk to Daisy one more time to clear the air on this. Or y’know be a douche and never talk to her again. It was only one date. Still Daisy deserved better.

        • C.T. Phipps
          C.T. Phipps
          July 24, 2021 at 12:49 am | #

          Ruth may actually want to date Daisy and dom Jason.

          No commitments.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            July 24, 2021 at 1:01 am | #

            I was actually considering some sort of poly romantic options but Ruth still would need to communicate that to both Daisy and Jason and frankly none of the three have shown any previous inclination to want to try that.

            • Felix
              Felix
              July 24, 2021 at 3:00 am | #

              Correct.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 24, 2021 at 12:57 am | #

          Oh, yes absolutely Daisy deserves better communucation, and an apology.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      July 24, 2021 at 6:09 am | #

      I’d like to hope that eventually Daisy at least gets a one-night stand with a girl, if not an actual girlfriend.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      July 24, 2021 at 6:21 pm | #

      Calling it now – Daisy will steal Jason from Ruth.

  4. StClair
    StClair
    July 24, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    “That doesn’t get me anything I want!”

    • Prince Mech
      Prince Mech
      July 24, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      So much for them being on friendly terms again..

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 24, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      No, half of her big dumb plan to get her ex and her boss laid went swimmingly

      The other half not so much and it was probably the more important one

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 24, 2021 at 4:35 am | #

        That’s not Ruth’s problem.

  5. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    July 24, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    leaving out some important details here ruth

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      July 24, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

      Deets which aren’t Jenniferno’s business anyways. Especially in a class setting.

  6. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 24, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Jennifer’s “Operation: Get Daisy Laid” will have to go to Plan B.

    Don’t feel bad, Jennifer. Daisy’s “Operation: Get Daisy Laid” hit plan Z years ago, and she had to switch to Unicode Characters, and then emoji when she ran out.

    She’s currently on Plan 🍆, and is very unhappily aware of that fact.

    • Suitora
      Suitora
      July 24, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      Hey, there are some cute girls with 🍆…

      Well, TBF Daisy probably isn’t getting lucky with them either.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 24, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

        Daisy couldn’t get lucky with a girl who had a little plastic spigot where you blow the air in.

        I bet that picture Ruth sent her got corrupted as soon as she got home. The universe will simply not permit her to get laid.

        • StClair
          StClair
          July 24, 2021 at 10:04 pm | #

          It took me a full day to realize that you did not, in fact, mean a CPR mannequin.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      July 24, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

      If Daisy needs “Plan B” she’s a worse lesbian than Monette.

      • electriccombines
        electriccombines
        July 24, 2021 at 12:55 am | #

        “Was it at least a FEMALE koala?”

  7. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    July 24, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    man that rebrand does not stick whatsoever for Jennifer Billingsworth.

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      July 24, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      It’s like a scene I remember from Urusei Yatsura, when Lum had been undercover as a human girl student up till Ataru did something so stupid it made her angry and her horns poked out of her hairdo.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        July 26, 2021 at 4:16 pm | #

        Wow, that is a blast from the past. I read the manga for that last year, when I was on a Takahashi retrospective and read through all her old stuff. Spotting the influence that manga had on newer stuff, particulary To Love Ru, was very interesting.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      July 24, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

      That’s typically what happens with rebrands. New Coke didn’t last long either.

      • TheKelliestKelly
        TheKelliestKelly
        July 24, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

        Ah, but if you believe New Coke was a marketing ploy to make Coke classic sell better, Jennifer might be on to something – Be horrible as Jennifer and then everything will finally love her when she goes back to Billie. Perhaps even Billie will love Billie

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          July 24, 2021 at 12:53 am | #

          …huh. Y’know, I think you’re onto something there.

        • chuckroast
          chuckroast
          July 24, 2021 at 1:28 am | #

          Dear god…

        • Josh Spicer
          Josh Spicer
          July 24, 2021 at 1:46 am | #

          Everything is just branding, even people.

        • HeatherJean
          HeatherJean
          July 24, 2021 at 10:33 am | #

          New Coke was introduced to cover up that the US bottlers were switching over to High Fructose Corn Syrup from the more-expensive Cane Sugar. People would have noticed the different taste immediately, so New Coke was introduced as an intermediary to prevent side-by-side comparisons, then the “Old” Coke was re-introduced with HFCS.

          Amurricans can get an idea of the difference by comparing their current HFCS Coke product with bottled-in-Mexico Coke, which uses Cane Sugar. Or “Kosher-for-Passover” Coke, ditto. Dunno about other countries though: I seem to remember that the HFCS switchover was also part of sanctions against the USA buying any cane sugar from Cuba.

          (

          • Mnemnosyne
            Mnemnosyne
            July 24, 2021 at 1:46 pm | #

            I’ve tried mexican coke and pepsi side-by-side with US-bottled/canned versions, and I honestly have never been able to tell the difference. Maybe my taster isn’t as sensitive as some people’s, but I can’t discern between them.

            • Roborat
              Roborat
              July 26, 2021 at 4:19 pm | #

              I live in Canada, and I can definitely tell the difference between coke from the two countries when I visit the U.S.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      July 24, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      I like manipulative crazy plan Jennifer! She’s upping her game!

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      July 24, 2021 at 12:57 am | #

      Booster is going to pop Billie like a goddamn balloon.

      • Emily
        Emily
        July 24, 2021 at 3:13 pm | #

        I hope so. I really liked Billie when she was starting to let herself be vulnerable and realize her mistakes. This new Jennifer is so fake it’s cringey.

        • Doki
          Doki
          July 24, 2021 at 6:06 pm | #

          Yeeeeah. This makes for some interesting drama, and does track with how she’s acted in the past, but… OOF.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          July 26, 2021 at 4:20 pm | #

          Surprised it hasn’t set Malaya’s radar off yet.

  8. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    July 24, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    *Cackles*

    You see Jennifer? This is why the cliche exists of stalking the date set-up. So you can be sure that shenanigans like this don’t happen. Only the shenanigans you WANT to happen.

  9. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    July 24, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    “time is a circle”

    I beg to differ. For all we know, time is more like…. wibbly wobbly, timey wimey…. stuff.

    • Nayann Martinelli
      Nayann Martinelli
      July 24, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      Ahem, actuuualy, it’s “a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey…. stuff.”
      – Nayann said, in the dorkiest, nerdiest tone he could.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        July 24, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

        “CUT!”
        You failed to push your glasses up the bridge of your nose, or to grab your suspenders.
        “Reset”
        “Take 2”
        “Rolling and… ACTION”

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          July 24, 2021 at 4:05 am | #

          “Are you sure it’s not a circle? We seem to keep repeating this twenty-second sequence over and over in a loop.”

          “Cut! Reset! Take 17!”

          “And now it’s starting agai-”

          “Cut! QUIT MUGGING FOR THE BLOOPERS AND GET SERIOUS!”

    • Josh Spicer
      Josh Spicer
      July 24, 2021 at 1:45 am | #

      Time is an illusion Doc.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 24, 2021 at 2:11 am | #

        Lunch time doubly so.

  10. Regalli
    Regalli
    July 24, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    I like to think there’s one student here from last semester, auditing the class because they need it (and to actually learn the material) for their major and it got derailed so damn many times by Joyce and Roz.

    That student is doomed.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 24, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      Poor Jen

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        July 24, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

        Oh right she’s tagged as ‘Sue’ not ‘Jen’.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 24, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

          I forgot there actually was a student tagged as the Hapless Gender Studies Class Bystander! Perfect.

          But also, poor her indeed.

          • Jon Rich
            Jon Rich
            July 24, 2021 at 4:28 am | #

            There is?! Where can I find them?

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              July 24, 2021 at 4:39 am | #

              Here you go:

              http://www.dumbingofage.com/tag/sue/

              Her last appearance was in 2018, so she’s overdue for another cameo.

    • ian livs
      ian livs
      July 24, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      RIP, random student

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 24, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

      Wow, what did that random student do to you, Regalli? XD

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 24, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

        Sometimes, comedy needs a truly hapless victim.

        They may also sell cabbages at the local farmers market, which is CLEARLY just tempting fate.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 24, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

          So much for pathos.

          • Clif
            Clif
            July 24, 2021 at 2:22 am | #

            Pathos. Wasn’t he one of the three Musketeers.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          July 24, 2021 at 12:53 am | #

          Mean. Cruel. Unkind. I’m reporting you to Background Character Protective Services, you MONSTER. 😛

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          July 24, 2021 at 1:15 am | #

          To be fair, wasn’t it revealed in LoK that Cabbage Guy ended up founding some kind of produce shipping company and became ultra-wealthy?

          • Khyrin
            Khyrin
            July 24, 2021 at 9:17 am | #

            Yup: Cabbage Corp.

            His descendant was dragged out of a building, wailing “NO, NOT MY CABBAGE CORP!”

            • Opus the Poet
              Opus the Poet
              July 25, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

              That was the same guy as the cabbage cart vendor.

    • Diner Kinetic
      Diner Kinetic
      July 24, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      This is now 1000% my head-canon as well

  11. Katosen27
    Katosen27
    July 24, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    NGL, funniest setup in a while.

  12. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    July 24, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Yeah, I’d been wondering how Jennifer was going to react to this news (and how Ruth was going to drop it). Next few days should be… fun.

    I’m kinda curious as to what in particular makes Becky think they’re a bad couple. The suicide-pact part is obvious, assuming she knows about it, and I know she sees “Billie” as a “queer role model” and Ruth as a fellow-orphan in need, but I’m wondering how exactly she came to the conclusion they were bad for each other. I can see why someone who thinks of them that way would want to try to keep them apart even after the breakup, though– I mean just look at them, the tension is off the charts even now.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 24, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      If I had to think about it and apply a serious reason with some basis in past strips, probably the suicide pact.

      Becky had a pretty bad reaction to finding out Ruth had been hospitalized and glued herself to Billie when she was complaining about therapy and pills, and the transparently obvious connection was that Becky was freaking out because her mom committed suicide and two people in front of her were in danger and she had no idea even though “she’s supposed to.”

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 24, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      I assume she came to her conclusion after watching them interact with each other.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 24, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

      She was staying in Jennifer’s room the first week or so because Jennifer was spending all her time at Ruth’s. When she and Joyce returned from the trip home post-first kidnapping, they came back to both Ruth and Jennifer hospitalized, because Walky had been aware of Jennifer’s depression and told Chloe (Ruth’s boss, Responsible Adult for the building, and known puddinghead.) Walky was also one of the people filling Joyce and Becky in on what they’d missed, so they heard about the mutual depression if not the suicide pact. (Becky was clearly traumatized to find this out, having sworn she would never miss the signs again after finding Bonnie post-attempt and reading Jennifer giving up her room as a suicidal person giving away belongings and putting affairs in order, though it’s more ambiguous as to whether or not that was Jennifer’s ACTUAL intent – it depends on just how consciously suicidal versus passively self-destructive you read her, even moreso than Ruth.)

      Becky also REALLY likely saw whatever the breakup at Halloween was that we haven’t yet, which is probably a big factor. Finally, the power dynamic at the start was still an issue with the relationship, and Jennifer and Ruth were still physically fighting to resolve disputes right up before the timeskip, so Becky could have issues with either aspect.

    • Lokitsu
      Lokitsu
      July 24, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

      “I’m kinda curious as to what in particular makes Becky think they’re a bad couple. The suicide-pact part is obvious, assuming she knows about it.” <=
      XD

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        July 24, 2021 at 12:51 am | #

        Yeah, I didn’t proofread very well, did I.

        What I meant was that Becky didn’t seem to think they were bad for each other last semester (despite knowing of the suicide pact), unless she was just really good at hiding it— oh right I forgot it’s Becky, the master of hiding things, that explains it

        I was thinking something had changed and was wondering what had caused said change but nah it’s probably the usual Becky-hiding-things-thing

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 24, 2021 at 12:59 am | #

          Becky hiding things, Becky finding out more about the start of the semester she missed, Becky reevaluating after a big public fight, could be a lot of things.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      July 24, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      As like someone from a real abusive home, Becky realizes that shoves don’t equal hugs.

      To quote the Great Carla.

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        July 24, 2021 at 12:59 am | #

        Yeah, Becky is from an incredibly abusive home. She knows the signs of a shitty relationship.

  13. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    July 24, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    Mass hysteria….

    Where’s a lake of electrum when you need it to make Electrum Schnapps?

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 24, 2021 at 1:01 am | #

      Massively hysterical anyway.

      But in answer to your question, Canada, I think. http://www.24hgold.com/english/project.aspx?id=7913598E6680

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        July 24, 2021 at 2:09 am | #

        I appreciate your efforts. But unfortunately, it’s not the kind of electrum I’m looking for.

        Oh well. I guess hard apple cider with orange syrup will have to do.

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 24, 2021 at 2:28 am | #

          First it’s not the droids we’re looking for. Then it’s not the electrum we’re looking for.

          I thought I could find you an ocean of orange drink syrup, but it turned out to be a Fanta sea.

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            July 24, 2021 at 2:50 am | #

            What droids?

            The Fanta sea looks so delicious and worth visiting one day (or at least the small version in Japan)!

            I meant that I already had orange syrup and hard apple cider. Was hoping for electrum, but I guess I’ll have to substitute that with some szechuan peppercorn when I make the schnapps.

            • Clif
              Clif
              July 24, 2021 at 11:26 am | #

              What droids? Exactly!

              I tried to look up how much electrum costs and the Internet tells me its a flat rate of 0.2 mBTC, but I don’t know how to translate that into my native currency of ISK and Plex.

              If it’s a substitute for electrum, I can’t help wondering just what the Szechuanese put into their peppercorn.

  14. Lanie
    Lanie
    July 24, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    In fact, yes, that bartender has fucked, but not quite in the context you’re assuming, Miss Billingsworth.

  15. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 24, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    Oh, this promises to be a FUCKING HILARIOUS mess.

    Or a very upsetting mess. Or both. Probably both. I mean, it IS Willis.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      July 24, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      It’s all part of organizing events to create plot, the DyWie Drama System if you will.

  16. Calibus
    Calibus
    July 24, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

    Billie wildly misunderstands pansexuals. Rutg is Pan right?… right?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 24, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

      Bi.

      I think

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      July 24, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

      Ruth described Booster as cute, so she might be pan. Given that she only realized she was anything other than straight just last fall, it’s quite likely that she’s still figuring her sexuality out.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 24, 2021 at 12:51 am | #

        Ruth is bi. Lots of bi folks are into NB folks.

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          July 24, 2021 at 1:02 am | #

          My mistake then.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            July 24, 2021 at 1:39 am | #

            No worries. Pretty sure its from word of Willis, so the text itself has never given her a specific label, only stated she’s liked boys and girls (plus, hopefully, Booster).

      • Seralyna
        Seralyna
        July 24, 2021 at 3:25 am | #

        the difference between bi and pansexuality tends to be pretty per-person, honestly. That said, the important note is that generally most people use ‘Bisexual’ in the same way as ‘Bilingual’, So that it applies to Two or More.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          July 24, 2021 at 12:45 pm | #

          Yeah, pretty much. Bi CAN but doesn’t necessarily include all genders, pan always includes all genders is how I tend to think of it.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 24, 2021 at 12:57 am | #

      Officially listed (albeit years ago) as bisexual with Danny and Jennifer, but most bisexual community definitions of the term define it as ‘their own gender and others’ so it doesn’t preclude her being attracted to nonbinary people.

      (The difference between bisexuality and pansexuality with that in mind ranges from ‘bisexuals find different traits attractive in different gendered ways while pansexuals don’t consider gender a factor’ to ‘bisexual who nonetheless is not attracted to some genders – say, men and nonbinary people but not women’ to ‘whichever one you connect to more, plain and simple.’)

  17. Nayann Martinelli
    Nayann Martinelli
    July 24, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

    All the best laid plans of mice and lesbians, right?

  18. Hazel
    Hazel
    July 24, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

    Just wait til Jennifer finds out it was also unhealthy and illegal!

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 24, 2021 at 2:38 am | #

      She would be disappointed with anything else.

  19. Leorale
    Leorale
    July 24, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

    Really nice touch that Ruth specifically opens with calling Jennifer by her chosen name.

    • Rikunda
      Rikunda
      July 24, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

      Still something Becky is learning.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      July 24, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

      Yeah. We’ve seen a few times that she (like almost everybody) still thinks of her as “Billie,” but it’s nice that she actually makes an effort to get it right. Neither Sal, Walky, or Becky have extended her that courtesy. I’m pretty sure the only other person who has is Lucy.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      July 24, 2021 at 12:51 am | #

      She has transcended Billie and become a new more mature version of herself.

      Now actively trying to pimp her ex and upset she doesn’t go along.

      She may yet be a Congresswoman!

  20. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    July 24, 2021 at 12:48 am | #

    I love the fact that she’s capable of both loving Ruth as well as pimping her out.

    It’s so…Jennifer.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      July 24, 2021 at 12:54 am | #

      Unlike a drug dealer, a pimp taking precautions doesn’t waste ‘product’ by using some on the side.

      And I think that is actually the most horrible logical conclusion I’ve ever come to and uttered. I’m going to go cry now.

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        July 24, 2021 at 5:13 am | #

        That’s actually very sound reasoning you’ve got there.

        Don’t be too hard on yourself!

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 24, 2021 at 11:07 am | #

          On the contrary, time is money. Time spent on essential maintenance is overhead, but the bottom line is that when the product is being sampled it isn’t earning money. If there is available downtime while the capital equipment depreciates over time, it indicates inefficiency in the system and is to be avoided.

          Capitalism at its finest.

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            July 24, 2021 at 4:01 pm | #

            Now, surely a successful business isn’t ALL about cutting costs and reducing inefficiencies — sole focus on both of those would mean that the business would NEVER make a profit.

            • Clif
              Clif
              July 24, 2021 at 8:08 pm | #

              Well, the thing is, demand has never lagged.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            July 24, 2021 at 8:12 pm | #

            Quality control. Since John’s may not be down to be watched or fill in customer satisfaction cards, pimps and madames likely gotta do random sampling anyways. Include professional development… Typical business head, sorry, overhead.

  21. Anywhere
    Anywhere
    July 24, 2021 at 12:48 am | #

    Oh my gosh, today’s strip has extremely gorgeous character art!! I keep coming back to look at it. The facial expressions, Jennifer’s head tilts and movements against Ruth’s stationary form and near-expressionless face, her perfect angry reaction in panel four with the perfect wordless smirk in reply. One of those strips where you can see what the dialogue is without reading the words.

  22. Bryy
    Bryy
    July 24, 2021 at 12:52 am | #

    Incoming “but he’s a dude”.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      July 24, 2021 at 1:35 am | #

      “Its okay, lots of women experiment with men before they get better! I mean, not me, because I’m too awesome.”

      “Stop helping, Becky.”

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        July 24, 2021 at 9:05 am | #

        That would be a super gross thing for Becky to say.

    • HeatherJean
      HeatherJean
      July 24, 2021 at 10:38 am | #

      “You see, Billie, you were so bad at being a lesbian that you drove me straight!”

      “Ditto, Ruth.”

  23. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    July 24, 2021 at 1:44 am | #

    Jennifer: Well I’m happy you were able to–how the fuck did you score the bartender?!

    Ruth: Ingenuity and honesty…also I handcuffed him to my door.

    Jennifer: Damnit why didn’t I think of that…?

  24. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    July 24, 2021 at 1:54 am | #

    What’s that Becky has in her hands? Is that what English teachers call a “symbol?”

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 24, 2021 at 1:58 am | #

      Her hat.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 24, 2021 at 2:45 am | #

        The hat symbolizes the gasoline she’s going to throw on the fire. Again, since last time didn’t stick.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          July 24, 2021 at 3:53 pm | #

          Hopefully this time, Leslie treats Rebecca like she treated Roz that one time. Y’know, when Roz called Joyce out on her ignorance regarding churches and queer homelessness and Leslie had no time for that shit?

  25. Kravis
    Kravis
    July 24, 2021 at 2:04 am | #

    He’s not the fucking bartender yet, but we have high hopes that soon enough he will be.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 24, 2021 at 4:11 am | #

      Hey now.

      It’s possible that some of our hopes are sober.

  26. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 24, 2021 at 2:07 am | #

    Ah yes, Ruth was supposed to be a bribe to Daisy in order to get Jennifer something that she wanted, wasn’t she? Well, there’s that short-cut to the top gone down in flames!

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 24, 2021 at 2:48 am | #

      Since Daisy blames herself, all is not lost.

  27. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    July 24, 2021 at 5:36 am | #

    Awwww. Ruth looks so happy♡. And I’m personally are happy that Jennifer is so disappointed.

  28. Keulen
    Keulen
    July 24, 2021 at 6:04 am | #

    I don’t see what’s wrong with Jennifer and Ruth taking the same class together. It’s not like they’re still dating. And I still think it wasn’t cool when Becky tried to get them both to drop this class.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 24, 2021 at 7:48 am | #

      I just don’t think that Becky wants to be around all the ‘failed relationship’ bile and other aftershocks that are going to be bouncing between them. It’s none of her business but she’s still going to be forced to sit there and listen as it is played out in front of her.

    • Eldritchy
      Eldritchy
      July 24, 2021 at 8:38 am | #

      Ever went off-road driving with a vial of nitroglycerin sitting comfortably in your glove-box? That’s how Becky feels I imagine.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        July 24, 2021 at 10:26 pm | #

        Boo-fucking-hoo. I have no sympathy for her in this regard after she outed Ruth and Jennifer, plus started airing dirty laundry that was in no way hers to air.

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      July 24, 2021 at 6:22 pm | #

      For them to be in the same class together is too tempting for both of them, to much potential for “Jennifer” to relapse into using Ruth to fulfill her drama cravings, and for Ruth to relapse even more into her maladaptive coping mechanisms. You might as well be waving a Whiskey bottle in front of an alcoholic.

      Not to say that Becky isn’t overly hopeful for both their cases, but still.

  29. Raen
    Raen
    July 24, 2021 at 6:05 am | #

    Of course, Kinko’s thinks she means Carly.

  30. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    July 24, 2021 at 6:47 am | #

    Billie’s upset that she won’t get the leverage on her editor that she wanted with the ‘date’. Also, pimping out your ex to your boss for work-related favors is extremely shitty. Nothing new with Billie though. So good for Ruth.

    • Emily
      Emily
      July 24, 2021 at 3:09 pm | #

      Agreed.

  31. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 24, 2021 at 6:47 am | #

    STILL COUNTS AS A WIN FOR JENNIFER!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      July 24, 2021 at 10:20 am | #

      AND ALSO FOR BECKY!

  32. Devin
    Devin
    July 24, 2021 at 9:54 am | #

    Sorry Becks, your machinations weren’t as successful as you initially thought. Guess you’ll have to…try harder? Or maybe just not try to manipulate other people for what you think is their own good?

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      July 24, 2021 at 10:46 am | #

      Jennifer just needs help to avoid falling into the traps of Billie.

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        July 24, 2021 at 4:04 pm | #

        Oh come on. This isn’t Amazi-girl we’re talking about. A very particular phrase comes to mind in “Jennifer’s” case:

        “Put a bowtie on a pig, it’s still a pig.”

  33. Joyfulldreams
    Joyfulldreams
    July 24, 2021 at 12:16 pm | #

    I really, really bet my money that their breakup wasn’t ACTUALLY Ruth’s “fault” at all. That is to say, it was probably something that was equally Jennifer’s fault, if not moreso, but Ruth is happy to default to blaming herself, and Jennifer is also more than happy to also blame her for everything to absolve herself of any and all responsibility.

    Either that, or it realistically wasn’t really anybody’s fault, just a messed-up circumstance mostly out of Ruth’s control that Jennifer nonetheless blames her for and Ruth accepts blame for.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      July 24, 2021 at 12:33 pm | #

      I dunno, I think some fans try to make Jennifer the instigator of all drama with Ruth when the “literally kidnapped Jason” thing is a reminder that Ruth has severe problems with intimacy.

      But I admit, I am Team Jennifer.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 24, 2021 at 1:39 pm | #

      Personally, I’m assuming ‘primarily Ruth, but became a mutual clusterfuck from there’ just because that’s been a theme of their relationship and we know they’re now on decent terms. (Also that there’s no new animosity towards anyone that we can tell – Rachel and Walky both already disliked Ruth. Becky seems to be okay with them both while still recognizing they’re terrible TOGETHER, as well, which again suggests ‘mutual clusterfuck’.)

      My guess/headcanon until we inevitably hear more is that Ruth’s old meds might have had some nasty emotional side effect – increased irritation, or given that ‘painting the dorm in an afternoon’ bit maybe even some form of mania or hypomania – and she blew up over something minor, prompting a big fight where things got fairly nasty and public, they broke up, and later she apologized and had realized the meds amplified the feelings but her reaction was still on her. Currently a neat explanation for everything. (Alternately, when the change was very soon after the time skip and she realized ‘oh hey I can drink again once my birthday hits’, which prompted a new phase of the Jennifer and Ruth and Booze argument. Also more than possible, but I’d LIKE it to stay away from the topic of Jennifer drinking entirely because I’d really like her quitting shortly before the timeskip to have stuck. The two aren’t mutually exclusive, but it’s still a bit too close to Jennifer drinking again for my taste.)

      • Joyfulldreams
        Joyfulldreams
        July 24, 2021 at 6:12 pm | #

        My bet is that Billie’s whole charade about being this totally different person is stood on the shaky foundation of her like, five sessions in therapy helping her stay sober. She hasn’t actually addressed *anything* fundamental to her alcoholism, but has put enough of a band-aid on it that she now considers herself REINVENTED. SHE’s a MATURE person who keeps her space clean and doesn’t hoard alochol and doesn’t go to immature parties with alcohol present and bla bla bla.

        IMHO the second she is faced with some sort of event that involves wine or some other form of alcohol as a “casual, mature drink for mature people”, she’ll cave instantly.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 24, 2021 at 7:05 pm | #

          Distressingly plausible, but I’d like to have hope that her realizing just how bad things had gotten with the DUI (several months late, but still happened during the hall meeting) has given her more of a push to genuinely dtop drinking and keep at it. Or at least to try.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 24, 2021 at 7:25 pm | #

          It’s certainly possible. It’s common for alcoholics trying to quit to relapse.
          Like Ruth has.

        • C.T. Phipps
          C.T. Phipps
          July 24, 2021 at 11:53 pm | #

          I think that Jennifer ghosting everyone is part of her therapy.

          She relapses because of Walky and company.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 24, 2021 at 2:15 pm | #

      Another poster theorized that Ruth’s granddad came back to the college and Ruth downplayed Billie in front of him, which is what I’m thinking right now.

  34. darkgloomie
    darkgloomie
    July 24, 2021 at 1:06 pm | #

    I love Ruth’s little dimple when Jennifer is outraged her shitty matchmaking didn’t work out (yet Ruth is still content)

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 24, 2021 at 4:01 pm | #

      Yup, there’s definitely a smirk cracking through her poker face.

  35. Wendy
    Wendy
    July 24, 2021 at 4:12 pm | #

    Unrelated to any discourse going on but I have been loving Jennifer’s new hair; the fact that it’s Akane Tendo-inspired just makes it even better. I really like how Willis has tried to improve his character designs over the years, giving people more varied bangs and hairstyles for example. It’s so cool to see a cartoonist grow and develop in realtime.

    • StClair
      StClair
      July 24, 2021 at 11:27 pm | #

      on the other side, Jeph’s war on long hair continues.

  36. ElderlyMarxist
    ElderlyMarxist
    July 24, 2021 at 5:04 pm | #

    billie is so cute in this one! ❤

  37. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    July 24, 2021 at 11:08 pm | #

    One of these days I wanna see what Ruth looks like with makeup on. I think she’s so cute!

  38. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    July 24, 2021 at 11:57 pm | #

    Becky’s one weakness: other lesbians’ drama

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      July 25, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

      ruth and jennifer aren’t lesbians, they’re bi, ugh why is this so hard for people, we literally just had ruth hitting on jason a month or so ago–

      oh right, you’re talking about it from becky’s perspective

      …yeah, in that case your analysis is pretty much accurate.

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