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Good energy

by David M Willis on September 21, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Sister, Christian
└ Tags: joe, joyce, liz, sarah

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 21, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    LOOK SARAH YOU ASKED

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 21, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Somewhere, Becky’s ears prick up, she immediately stops work on the large wooden box she was propping up with a stick with a textbook for bait, and her eyes narrow. A new challenger has appeared.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      September 21, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

      Joe’s life expectancy has dropped considerably. Especially since Becky already greatly dislikes him.

  3. Spencer
    Spencer
    September 21, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Becky was so focused on Dorothy she could never conceive the arrival of her true enemy.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      September 21, 2021 at 1:33 am | #

      I mean… you’re not wrong. Becky seems to at least be partly worried that Dorothy is going to seduce Joyce.
      Joe… actually might.
      Speaking of Joe… wait, was HE the role model she mentioned yesterday?
      Admittedly, I’m not sure how exactly…

      • RacingTurtle
        RacingTurtle
        September 21, 2021 at 1:37 am | #

        Yesterday, it was Sarah. I am 99.7% sure.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          September 21, 2021 at 7:17 am | #

          It was Sarah yeah. Joyce was so rueful because Sarah keeps falling back into grumpy pissgoblin mode.

          Which come to think of it, that “I know you can be better” mindset is what she applies to Joe.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          September 21, 2021 at 7:17 pm | #

          Secon~~~ Thirded.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 21, 2021 at 8:32 am | #

        I think she’d be less bothered by Joyce being seduced by a guy – assuming Joyce was happy with it. That’s confirmation that Joyce is straight and her lack of romantic interest in Becky isn’t personal.

        That said, I think she’s more bothered by Dorothy’s best friend status than seduction.

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          September 21, 2021 at 2:06 pm | #

          > confirmation that Joyce is straight
          I think it only eliminates 7 on the Kinsey scale.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            September 21, 2021 at 2:56 pm | #

            Fair, but I’m speaking from Becky’s viewpoint.
            “reinforcement” might be better.

      • Daniel M Ball
        Daniel M Ball
        September 21, 2021 at 11:40 pm | #

        is it really a surprise? even with the trouble he got into with the ‘do list’ Joe’s whole approach has been “it’s on the packaging”. He answers her honestly even when it’s not tactful, he listens to her.
        lemme repeat that last bit for you;

        HE LISTENS TO HER. not to who he thinks she should be, not to who he imagines she is, he listens to HER.

  4. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    September 21, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    This is an excellent plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      September 21, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      The logic behind this plan is sound, if Liz hooks up with Joe she can’t hook up with Dorothy, some 4D chess going on here.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        September 21, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

        The possible motive you’re suggesting had crossed my mind.

      • Bladeglory
        Bladeglory
        September 21, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

        And then she just hooks up with both. You underestimate her powers.

    • Jon
      Jon
      September 21, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

      Are you questioning the success rate of Joyce’s sitcom-level lie schemes?

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        September 21, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

        She’s been surprisingly successful with them, but that doesn’t mean they’ve actually succeeded.

      • James
        James
        September 21, 2021 at 1:14 am | #

        I guess 0% is technically still a rate.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 21, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

      This will go well. While all kinds of things could go wrong, it is an excellent plan.

      What’s the worst that could happen?

      • milu
        milu
        September 21, 2021 at 4:41 pm | #

        What are the haps, my friend?

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          September 21, 2021 at 7:18 pm | #

          A hockey team in Quebec.

          Oh wait… “The Haps” not Habs. Je ne sais pas.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 21, 2021 at 1:21 am | #

      I unreservedly endorse it.

  5. Svankensen
    Svankensen
    September 21, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Didn’t Joe say that he hated seeing Joyce curse? That’s a low blow.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 21, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      Joe deserves it.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 21, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      He didn’t like her cursing out of a belief that nothing mattered. If Joyce was swearing because she wanted, like she is now, that’d be different.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 21, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

        I dunno even this cursing feels kinda performative to be honest.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          September 21, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

          It’s performative in the sense that Joyce wouldn’t otherwise engage with it, but she’s doing it now because she wants to sound cool around Liz.

          It’s different than her lashing out at Joe because he questioned her identity so she went all in like “I will say the penis word because God isn’t real and neither is anything I believed in!”

          It’s like, Joyce choosing to let go of something, if only for a day, versus throwing everything out all at once out of aggressive, nihilistic backlash not just towards her faith, but towards the person she used to be, and that person is someone Joe understood was still great.

          • thebingelord
            thebingelord
            September 23, 2021 at 4:56 pm | #

            This is really insightful and I just wanted to say that 🙂

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        September 21, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

        Yeah, he’s mostly against the cursing when she’s forcing it. I don’t think it’s a categoric dislike.

  6. Regalli
    Regalli
    September 21, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    *Gets popcorn*

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 21, 2021 at 7:20 pm | #

      Popcorn? I just want someone to give Joyce a hug and tell her it wi be ok.

  7. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    September 21, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Sarah, you’re trying to trap an extrovert by saying certain friends aren’t appropriate in this mindset.

    It was never going to end well.

  8. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    September 21, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    …wait, is panel 2 Sarah implying that Joyce has dropped f-bombs offscreen that we never saw? WE’VE BEEN ROBBED

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 21, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      If people on Patreon get to see Joyce’s f-bombs and we didn’t I’m going to be extremely disappointed.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        September 21, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

        It’s in the secret $10 tier.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 21, 2021 at 8:33 am | #

          That’s also the secret tier that lets you read two days ahead, right?

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            September 21, 2021 at 8:40 am | #

            No that’s the $20 tier.

            That one spins off into the AU series, Ultimate Dumbing of Age.

            • Thag Simmons
              Thag Simmons
              September 21, 2021 at 1:22 pm | #

              I thought that was Dumbing Age, the high fantasy AU

      • ktbear
        ktbear
        September 21, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

        Of course, not being on Patreon you’ll never know. *evil giggle*

  9. Carla's #2 Fan
    Carla's #2 Fan
    September 21, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    I know I said I was okay with Liz and Joe meeting, but I change my mind now!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 21, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      And the Monkey’s Paw curls another finger.

      • Carla's #2 Fan
        Carla's #2 Fan
        September 21, 2021 at 10:00 am | #

        Oh, it certainly wasn’t a wish for them to meet, I just thought I wouldn’t be vehemently against it if they did.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          September 21, 2021 at 11:24 am | #

          Random Fan: How bad could this pairing be?

          *Willis grins evilly*

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 21, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      Too late.

  10. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    September 21, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Best part is an iota of that isn’t wrong.

    Also: Joe!

    Also also: a part of me expects this to end badly. The other, main part of me presently riding a ship to see wants this to go really well to surprise Sarah.

  11. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 21, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Somewhere out there Becky has sensed a great disturbance in the force!

  12. Johan
    Johan
    September 21, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Well hopefully Joe turns Liz down. He’s be doing so well to not be shitty.

    But I’m a Joe Joyce shipper…

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 21, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      I mean if a girl asks if you want to hook up and you do indeed want to hook up, I don’t know why agreeing to a hook up would be particularly “shitty”. (Lord knows I wouldn’t be able to turn down Liz <3)

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        September 21, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

        I feel like Joe doing that would not be “wrong”, per se, they are both adults, I believe, but it’d have a lot of collateral damage between Joyce and Sarah alike. It’s not worth it.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          September 21, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

          Considering that Sarah kicked Joe’s door open waving a bat and threatening to kill him a few chapters ago, I feel precious fuck-all in the way of sympathy for her if any of that damage occurs.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            September 21, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

            But he explicitly offered himself as a hate receptacle.

      • Alex
        Alex
        September 21, 2021 at 6:08 am | #

        It starts to become shitty if you know your friend’s feelings will be hurt. And Joe has had a lot of sex, this one last encounter isn’t going to be life-changing to him.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 21, 2021 at 8:37 am | #

        It’s not shitty in the abstract, but it’s potential damage to whatever it is he’s got going on with Joyce.

        Of course, he’s likely to do it partly to sabotage whatever that is.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 21, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      It’s probably not gonna outright happen buuuuuut I have no doubt it’ll get brought up.

  13. StClair
    StClair
    September 21, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    badger-NOPE.gif

  14. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 21, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Personally, I would have railroaded Joyce into saying all that in front of Becky and Dorothy. The fireworks display would have been fantastic.

    Just me? Anyone else?

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 21, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      Sarah, deep down inside, does genuinely care about Joyce. And therefore, cares that Joyce doesn’t go hide under a rock in embarassment after her brain catches up to her liberal swearing around Becky.

  15. bleepbloop
    bleepbloop
    September 21, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Oh this is not going to end very well

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      September 21, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      Did it START very well?

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 21, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

        This will end as well as it started.

        • Tawnee
          Tawnee
          September 21, 2021 at 1:07 am | #

          “Well, it started badly and it tailed off a little in the middle and the less said about the end the better, but apart from that, excellent.” – Blackadder IV

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 21, 2021 at 8:38 am | #

          This is going to get worse before it gets worse.

  16. TemporalShrew
    TemporalShrew
    September 21, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Yep, this seems good and fine.

    Yep.

    Yep.

  17. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 21, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    Nuclear reactor fuel rod, meet nuclear reactor fuel rod.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      September 21, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      It’s okay, so long as we don’t pull out all the control rods at once.

      • Dana
        Dana
        September 21, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

        Joe strikes me as one who uses protection rather than pulling out.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          September 21, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

          Maybe he does both.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            September 21, 2021 at 12:58 am | #

            Well of course, a neutron moderator is a critical component.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 21, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

      3.6 roentgen, not great not terrible.

    • Deviant
      Deviant
      September 21, 2021 at 7:56 am | #

      Lets hope Joe’s tip isnt graphite.

  18. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 21, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    Here’s the thing. I know she’s lying her pretty blonde little head off but fuck it. As a Jojo shipper I will take what I can get.

    • newlland(Henryvolt)
      newlland(Henryvolt)
      September 21, 2021 at 12:47 am | #

      I’m imagining Joyce dressed up Jotaro Kujo and it’s fantastic.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 21, 2021 at 1:07 am | #

        I’ve drawn that.

        • newlland(Henryvolt)
          newlland(Henryvolt)
          September 21, 2021 at 4:59 am | #

          How in the world did I miss that.

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          September 21, 2021 at 10:34 am | #

          The link, for posterity.

          And also this.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          September 21, 2021 at 10:36 am | #

          I paid for it!

          • Clif
            Clif
            September 21, 2021 at 10:55 pm | #

            You are a public benefactor.

  19. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 21, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    I know for a fact Joyce has sworn in front of both of them. Hard swears too, not 4th grade stuff like “damn” or “ass”….I joke. That’s not 4th grade stuff. They swear more than most adults.

  20. Mr D
    Mr D
    September 21, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Joyce. You’re presenting the guy you have a deniable crush on, who happens to use casual sex to denigrate himself, to a girl who is apparently quite thirsty and willing to get some casual boning.

    Joyce, this is what we call “Self Sabotage”. Or “setting yourself up for suffering”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 21, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

      You could call it that, or you could call it “Being a great Wingman”. It’s all a matter of perspective :P.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 21, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

        Let’s look at it from Joe perspective.

        He’s just been friend-zoned.

        • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
          LiterallyJustSomeGuy
          September 21, 2021 at 9:43 am | #

          I disagree. He’s moved from “shallow friend who can’t talk about feelings and feels uncomfortable going to Becky’s mom’s birthday party” to “best friend.” That is a huge increase in emotional attachment.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 21, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

      I’m reminded that Joyce:

      – was actually ogling the hell out of him when he was in his boxers yesterday.

      – had an Actual Tsundere moment where Joe was refusing to tell her he’d care for Amber (after we already saw he was trying to have her engage with his and his dad’s faith) and angrily noted that he did care but refused to show it, leading Becky to ask why Joyce cared if he cared leading to Joyce to yell back that she doesn’t.

      This is pretty reminiscent of their Walkyverse counterparts, where Joyce was constantly trying to prod out the Joe she saw, but the difference there is that Walkyverse Joe did like her but not enough that he wanted to stop being himself, whereas here we’ve got a Joe with a much shakier foundation for his identity and who isn’t mature enough to be the person he wants to be. A lot of his returns to his established persona have been transparently performative, but we haven’t really seen how he’d act while backsliding or indulging in that old persona when around Joyce, who spelled out for him that his behaviour was deeply triggering for her.

      Sooooo I think it’s less that Joyce has a crush on him and more Joyce gets really attached to people really quick, and Joe is in a frustrating middle ground where he keeps almost proving himself to be good all along before letting Joyce down, but he’s only able to let Joyce down because Joyce does actually have a high opinion of him, even if last chapter she herself tried to dismiss him as not “that kind of friend” who “doesn’t care about family.”

  21. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    September 21, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Joyce what have you done!? Why bring her to Joe of all people!?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 21, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

      Ruth was probably busy.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        September 21, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

        Grinding Jason’s dick down to a nub, no doubt.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          September 21, 2021 at 7:23 pm | #

          Like an angle grinder cutting a twist-tie.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 21, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      Because Joe is Joyce’s only friend who knows she’s an atheist, and she can let loose with swearing around him because she doesn’t care as much, for one reason or another, how she comes off to him.

  22. Dara
    Dara
    September 21, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    goddammit joyce xD

  23. Jamie
    Jamie
    September 21, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    When I said “throw Joe at her”, I did not mean it. I swear.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 21, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

      Too late.

      We require someone to blame,

  24. Tan
    Tan
    September 21, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Book 12: You’ve Had Your Fun

    • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
      LiterallyJustSomeGuy
      September 21, 2021 at 9:48 am | #

      Dumbing of Age Book 12: Shit Yeah, Fuck God, Shitty Shit

  25. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    September 21, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    Oh no

  26. Dana
    Dana
    September 21, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    Joyce has a Christian best friend, an athiest one, a Jewish one… she’s a collector. Definitely an author avitar.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      September 21, 2021 at 5:48 pm | #

      Now they just have to walk into a bar together.

  27. powerpowerpow
    powerpowerpow
    September 21, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    This is the first time in a long time that a comic has made me audibly go “Oh, no…”

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      Kyrik Michalowski
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      I don’t think Joyce is ready for that just yet but I have been wrong before.

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    This is going to hurt Joe, and not just because Becky must destroy am challengers to the title.

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    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      September 22, 2021 at 11:47 am | #

      very tsundere

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      ValdVin
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    September 21, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

    Oooh! And folks, we see a great brain breaker volley launched by Big Sis, seemingly spiked by Little Sis, we’ll see what happens next, folks.

  33. Kravis
    Kravis
    September 21, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

    After Sarah leaves, an unexpected threesome ensues.

  34. auroki
    auroki
    September 21, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

    Last panel Joyce is drawn rather cute I think. Much floof!

    • Alex
      Alex
      September 21, 2021 at 5:53 am | #

      I love her turtleneck!

  35. Suet
    Suet
    September 21, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

    Joyce introducing Liz to one of her friends is like playing a game of Press Your Luck. Whammied.

    Couldn’t even be Joe, who we last saw a LONG time ago

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      September 21, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

      (assuming you meant to say “Jacob” at the bottom, since you linked to his last appearance)

      Well, Jacob did say that he needed “a different girlfriend checklist, and it’s gonna sound a lot like [Joyce].” I don’t think he and Liz would actually be compatible, though.

  36. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    September 21, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

    oh no

  37. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    September 21, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

    Well, Joyce may have THOUGHT it, Sarah, but she didn’t say “Fuck God” (or anyone else).    Not yet, anyway.

    And when she finally does — there will be, to quote Obi-Wan Kenobi, “… a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

  38. Muttski
    Muttski
    September 21, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

    Oh, Joe. This won’t end well.

  39. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    September 21, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

    Joe: Well, THIS I did not see coming. When did I become her best friend?

  40. Moon
    Moon
    September 21, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

    love it when i come in here to read the new strip and theres a new 9 chickweed lane on the twitter feed. call it a double feature.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 21, 2021 at 7:13 am | #

      Oh jeez 9CL is such garbage. I can’t even believe the author of that thing is somehow still published in newspapers.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 21, 2021 at 8:43 am | #

        Yeah, but reading Willis reacting to it is fun.

  41. Cholma
    Cholma
    September 21, 2021 at 12:48 am | #

    Are we to believe that Joyce has never discussed her *real* Best Friend with Liz on the Book o’ Faces?

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      September 21, 2021 at 12:59 am | #

      Liz is in on it. Joyce will introduce her to Fuckface after Sarah’s finally grumbled off back to their room.

  42. EpochFlame
    EpochFlame
    September 21, 2021 at 1:05 am | #

    this can only end well

  43. Katerly
    Katerly
    September 21, 2021 at 1:09 am | #

    Everything is coming up Liz!

    • Katerly
      Katerly
      September 21, 2021 at 1:10 am | #

      My icon is Joe !!!!!
      That comment couldn’t have been more perfect!!

  44. segnosaur
    segnosaur
    September 21, 2021 at 1:22 am | #

    I am a little surprised Joyce wouldn’t simply be able to tell Liz “I am introducing you to friends who don’t know I’m an atheist.”. After all, Liz herself posts bible quotes to fool others into thinking she’s still a christian, so she would recognize that it is sometime necessary to hid part of your life.

    But then, without a little drama it wounldn’t be the comic strip we all like.

    • Alex
      Alex
      September 21, 2021 at 5:52 am | #

      I think she doesn’t want her cool persona that swears all the time to be revealed as an act.

  45. Holly
    Holly
    September 21, 2021 at 1:47 am | #

    I’d put Liz ‘on’ Joyce’s left shoulder and Sarah ‘on’ her right for some extra religious allusions, but it’s funny the other way round too.

  46. Throwatron
    Throwatron
    September 21, 2021 at 1:58 am | #

    i am never going to get over how wonderful joyce’s glasses look

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 21, 2021 at 7:14 am | #

      They do look good, especially with that sweater she’s wearing in the last panel.

  47. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 21, 2021 at 2:11 am | #

    This is going to get ugly. And hilarious, of course.

    I suspect that Joyce is going to end this interaction having had two people express what are, for her, genuinely surprising opinions on who ‘Joyce Brown’ is and in what ways she is most likeable.

  48. Queezle
    Queezle
    September 21, 2021 at 2:11 am | #

    oh no. no no no no. I have a bad feeling about this. Noo

  49. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 21, 2021 at 3:32 am | #

    Oh no! Poor, innocent Joe has jet to recover for the surprise of his best friend going out with one of the hottest girl in the campus and is now involved in a very weird situation by his really insicure friend Joyce!!! This will probably end bad! Sarah already hates him, what will her reaction be if Liz and Joe start getting along? And what will Joyce’s reaction be? Will this reunite the two friends against Liz?

  50. Varangian
    Varangian
    September 21, 2021 at 3:41 am | #

    Joyce, in an amazing show of friendship and solidarity, will now get Liz laid, and then sob into Sarah’s arms later about how Sarah was right. Truly, she contains multitudes.

    • Alex
      Alex
      September 21, 2021 at 5:50 am | #

      I was hoping that Joe would refuse and it would escalate the relationship between him and Joyce, but your version sounds more likely.

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      September 21, 2021 at 7:12 am | #

      This seems quite possible. Once again Sarah will be right and, once again, her victory will leave a very bad taste in Sarah’s mouth.

    • Fist_of_Life
      Fist_of_Life
      September 21, 2021 at 7:57 am | #

      And then Sarah will knock on Joe’s door with a baseball bat again. This time with no intentions of going to the batting cages.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        September 21, 2021 at 8:25 am | #

        “You banged my sister!”

        “Which one?”

    • Amos Batista
      Amos Batista
      September 21, 2021 at 9:28 am | #

      I don’t know. Joyce just called Joe as “friend”. Not seem like she into him..

  51. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    September 21, 2021 at 3:46 am | #

    Oh my, I thought for a moment that Sarah will get Joe for herself to keep him away from Liz. I hope I’m wrong.

  52. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    September 21, 2021 at 4:05 am | #

    hee hee hee hee

  53. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    September 21, 2021 at 4:55 am | #

    Very astute of you, Sarah. And VERY clever of you, Joyce. Palm off Liz on somebody who you know will appreciate the attention AND both of them will enjoy themselves.

  54. Thomas
    Thomas
    September 21, 2021 at 5:15 am | #

    Joe is Joyce’s hot friend who is also single. This is gonna backfire spectacularly.

    • Alex
      Alex
      September 21, 2021 at 5:49 am | #

      What could possibly go wrong?

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        September 21, 2021 at 6:07 am | #

        Only Joyce’s idea of what classifies a ‘role model’. Again.

  55. Chris (the other one)
    Chris (the other one)
    September 21, 2021 at 5:15 am | #

    Sarah, no, no, that’s perfect, really

  56. AGV
    AGV
    September 21, 2021 at 5:40 am | #

    My inner agent of chaos is thrilled to see where this will go

  57. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    September 21, 2021 at 6:06 am | #

    creative problems requires creative solutions

    and it’ll probably be the first time since year started that Joe is gonna actively regfret letting 3 women into his room

  58. Crotonhurst
    Crotonhurst
    September 21, 2021 at 6:27 am | #

    DAMN. YOU. WILLIS.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 22, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      Once more, with feeling.

  59. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 21, 2021 at 7:15 am | #

    Oh shit. This worries me as a Joeyce shipper.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 21, 2021 at 8:25 am | #

      Don’t worry, if anime has taught me anything it’s that Joe flirting with Liz will inspire Comedy Antics in Joyce.

  60. miz
    miz
    September 21, 2021 at 7:36 am | #

    aww, sarah said “OUR friends”!

    [smiles and politely ignores the rest of the strip]

  61. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    September 21, 2021 at 8:02 am | #

    Something tells me that Joe is going to be even more disappointed in her than Dorothy or Becky would have.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 21, 2021 at 8:24 am | #

      I agree. I also suspect that Joyce is going to be arguing with Joe for a while about how his rejection made her break off contact with Liz and he’s cost her a friend! She’ll just not be trying to think too much why Joe’s disapproval should have moved her to action.

  62. Amos Batista
    Amos Batista
    September 21, 2021 at 9:22 am | #

    Joyce delivering Joe to Liz as her “best friend” just blew up any Joe-Joyce ship.
    So I’ll return to Joyce-Dorothy ship again.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 21, 2021 at 9:45 am | #

      Not really.

      Joyce is obviously lying, Joe is just her closest non-Sarah friend who knows she’s an atheist and she doesn’t have this super specific Joyce imagery to live up to in front of him that she does with Dorothy and Becky.

      Plus she’s not into him the way he’s got it bad for her. She does actually like him and believes he’s capable of being a good person, but he’s also let her down enough times that Joyce doesn’t trust him fully yet the way she effortlessly makes friends with everyone, because she doesn’t know when he’ll backtrack on that.

      Also she has observed his dump truck ass and found it appealing.

  63. Fetch85
    Fetch85
    September 21, 2021 at 11:03 am | #

    And Joe and Liz have already started hooking up….

  64. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    September 21, 2021 at 11:13 am | #

    Joe’s Brain: Waaaait… my hot ‘best friend’, her hot (and angry) roommate, and her roommate’s hot sister?? This is porn, right? I’ve fallen asleep, and I’m having a porn dream…

    PLEASE GOD DON’T LET ME WAKE UP

  65. Disastroid
    Disastroid
    September 21, 2021 at 11:55 am | #

    This one might show up on a seismograph.

  66. poofdepoof
    poofdepoof
    September 21, 2021 at 1:51 pm | #

    *continues to ship*

  67. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    September 21, 2021 at 10:38 pm | #

    I hope I’ve done this right; I made a art:

    • Barf Ninjason
      Barf Ninjason
      September 21, 2021 at 10:38 pm | #

      Hm, guess not. Trying again:

      • Barf Ninjason
        Barf Ninjason
        September 21, 2021 at 10:39 pm | #

        Dammit! Third times the charm?: https://ibb.co/JC0SVQS

        • Steelbright
          Steelbright
          September 22, 2021 at 1:24 pm | #

          Hee hee

  68. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    September 22, 2021 at 1:24 pm | #

    I’m so excited for this to go wrong in so many ways

  69. plasticwrap
    plasticwrap
    September 28, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

    I am very much looking forward to this epic meeting.

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