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July 11, 2026

Origin story

by David M Willis on September 19, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Sister, Christian
└ Tags: joyce, liz, sarah

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 19, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    nooooooo not Other Jacob

    …wait she wouldn’t have had that one to throw

    unless Other Jacob is the secret identity of Nana’s Vibrator

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 19, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Walky also subdues girls by throwing toys at them. Maybe he and Liz should compare techniques.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 19, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      Compare techniques, or you know, compare robots.

  3. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    September 19, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    “Your half-sister, Liz.”

    — Head Alien in some universe, probably

  4. Suet
    Suet
    September 19, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Ah, yes, “”””Jacob”””.

    Do air-quotes really need that much quotation marks?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 19, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

      I can’t put enough quotation marks around the word so I won’t try

    • milu
      milu
      September 19, 2021 at 1:56 am | #

      tfw your air-quotes need air-quotes

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 19, 2021 at 10:45 am | #

      Yes, when used “””in anger”””, the “””excessive””” application of “””air-quotes””” can prevent violence by keeping the hands “””occupied””” so they cannot “””throw””” punches. Myself, I am vibrating in “””rage””” at your “””abuse””” of them, since you did not properly “””close””” your “””air-quotes”””.

  5. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 19, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    With each strip it becomes more clear why Sarah never talks about her family. This is becoming a whole damn conversation and who wants that?

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 19, 2021 at 12:52 am | #

      To some degree, depends on the person. I’ve known people who are pretty open about their Complicated Family Issues, and apart from ‘my half-sister flirts with boys I like/am dating,’ most of what we currently know isn’t TOO complex, or particularly rare. (In that what we have confirmed is ‘parents split, Mom had subsequent relationship producing half-sibling, maybe Dad also had a subsequent relationship.’ By comparison, I had three maternal grandfathers and all of them had been married at least once aside from my grandmother, and had children from at least one other relationship. We’re in contact with people from every branch of the family. Explaining who’s who gets complicated fast.)

      However, Sarah’s a pretty private person, so I 100% see her not wanting to talk about her family in general beyond ‘I have a (half-)sister and my parents divorced when I was really young.’ Even if it weren’t A Thing, you must be Friendship Level 7 to hear Sarah’s Deepest Family Lore.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        September 19, 2021 at 12:58 am | #

        Wait, forgot the Stepmoms comment already. To our knowledge, then, we have at least three relationships in play here among parents, most likely four. (Sarah and Liz’s Mom – Sarah’s Dad, Sarah and Liz’s Mom – Liz’s Dad, either Liz’s Dad or potentially depending on how close she was to Sarah growing up Sarah’s Dad – Stepmom. Possibly also Remaining Dad – Second Stepmom and/or Liz’s Dad – Stepmom 2.)

        • milu
          milu
          September 19, 2021 at 1:58 am | #

          i have to believe Sirksome said “who wants that” in their Sarah-voice

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          September 19, 2021 at 2:48 am | #

          The Stepmoms thing might only mean one stepmom because apparently using the plural when you mean the singular is a thing now. This hurts me but it does mean it could just be four parents: their Mom, Sarah’s Father, Liz’s Father and a Stepmom.

          • Sam
            Sam
            September 19, 2021 at 7:56 am | #

            Impossible. I demand a complicated family tree with so many stepmothers that Dorothy makes a family tree and there is still a mystery stepmother where she can’t find where she fits, she’s just there.

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            September 20, 2021 at 4:28 am | #

            It’s not a plural at all, it has the same s as in cutesy. Millions of Germans call their dad “Paps”.

  6. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    September 19, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Alright so Sarah’s family situation is significantly more complex than I had assumed.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 19, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

      The only thing difficult to understand is how Liz has survived this long.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        September 19, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

        Younger sisters have some innate power that allows them to survive their sibling’s wrath.

    • powerpowerpow
      powerpowerpow
      September 19, 2021 at 12:57 am | #

      I know, right? First her grandmother, now her half-sister. The hell kinda gift-giving tradition is this?

  7. Nono
    Nono
    September 19, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    If this was Joyce at the start of the semester, she would have short circuited five times by now.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      September 19, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

      …I mean, by the start of this semester she was basically where she is now, character-development-wise.

      …at the start of last semester, though, yeah definitely. What you said.

  8. Tan
    Tan
    September 19, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Book 12: Throw a Vibrator At Her and Come Back in an Hour

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 19, 2021 at 6:45 am | #

      Definitely the best potential book title so far.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 19, 2021 at 10:47 am | #

      I know it’s not following protocol, but it’s quoted so…

      DoA Book 12: “Origin Story”

    • abb3w
      abb3w
      September 20, 2021 at 10:09 am | #

      Possibly a better title for a collection of the Slipshine side stories.

      Also, possibly a candidate for a Slipshine side story.

  9. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    September 19, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

    … I feel like you’re reciprocating the half-sister title with positive reinforcement, Liz.

  10. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 19, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

    I wonder if Sarah feels similarly about Liz to how Robin in Shortpacked felt about Roz.

  11. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 19, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

    Hey, masturbation is a great way to relieve stress and anger. It’s also recommended to do before you make decisions like “should I call my ex?” or “should I send my crush a picture?”

    Make sure your downstairs isn’t doing the thinking for you.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      September 19, 2021 at 1:38 am | #

      Ohhh, yeah.  Can we get an ‘AMEN’ on that?

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      September 19, 2021 at 1:40 am | #

      By the way, when guys do that, it’s called “thinking with the little head instead of the big one.” Is there a comparable phrase for the ladies?

      • Nayann Martinelli
        Nayann Martinelli
        September 19, 2021 at 1:53 am | #

        “Letting the beaver call the shots”?

        • I am Nothing
          I am Nothing
          September 19, 2021 at 3:06 am | #

          Ooo, I like that one!

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 19, 2021 at 10:49 am | #

        Thinking with the “tiny head” instead of the big one?

        I mean, I like the beaver suggestion better, but damn it, democracy needs competition to stay healthy

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        September 19, 2021 at 12:39 pm | #

        I’ve heard ‘thinking with your legs’ but that’s kind of unisex

    • DrunkenNordmann
      DrunkenNordmann
      September 19, 2021 at 2:52 pm | #

      Though it is still kinda dickish to imply somebody’s only pissed off because they haven’t gotten off lately. 😐

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        September 19, 2021 at 6:17 pm | #

        BONE?!?

  12. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    September 19, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

    ooooooh I could *hear* the multiple quotation marks in panel 3

  13. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    September 19, 2021 at 1:02 am | #

    …was thinking about the structure of Sarah’s and Liz’s family and it just hit me:

    Sarah was originally created, in the 90s, to be “a dumping ground for all the traits [Willis] thought were mockable, just to prop up Joyce as having hidden wisdom, or something“. And her last name is “Clinton.”

    Every time I think I find a Willis character whose name isn’t a joke…

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      September 19, 2021 at 1:50 am | #

      In this case, I think that’s just an accidental correlation.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        September 19, 2021 at 2:35 am | #

        Huh. Guess I was wrong, then.

  14. Hazel
    Hazel
    September 19, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

    hm. i feel like this sucks. poor sarah.

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      September 19, 2021 at 7:04 am | #

      Agreed. Poor Sarah.

  15. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    September 19, 2021 at 1:30 am | #

    Does turning the Vibrator on before throwing mean that her anger has escalated?

  16. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 19, 2021 at 1:35 am | #

    Oh, so THAT’S where Sarah got the idea to lock Joyce in their room with a sterilized hairbrush and a men’s fitness magazine.

  17. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    September 19, 2021 at 1:39 am | #

    So instead of asking people for their witnessing story or whatever that weird fundie thing is, she’s moved on to asking for people’s origin story.

    Her shift from crazy religious to crazy nerd is complete.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 19, 2021 at 6:42 am | #

      Crazy nerd is much better than crazy religious.

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 19, 2021 at 11:57 am | #

        Especially because there’s a growth arc which allows crazy nerd to turn the crazy nerd part on and *off* at a whim. Here’s looking at you, me!

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        September 20, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

        You only say that because you haven’t seen the next step.

  18. Nayann Martinelli
    Nayann Martinelli
    September 19, 2021 at 1:50 am | #

    Sarah’s crankiness has no origin story, for it has existed since time immemorial.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 19, 2021 at 6:54 am | #

      When the Big Bang happened Sarah was there, being cranky. When the universe ends she will still be around, and still be cranky.

      • StClair
        StClair
        September 19, 2021 at 1:31 pm | #

        “Matter. hmph. It’ll never catch on.”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 19, 2021 at 9:39 am | #

      Crankiness is eternal, Sarah is just its current vessel.

  19. JepMZ
    JepMZ
    September 19, 2021 at 2:30 am | #

    I wonder what Mototo’s fan comic of this would look like

  20. Ray
    Ray
    September 19, 2021 at 2:42 am | #

    Give her an extra half-hour if the batteries are fresh……

  21. 0phidiophile
    0phidiophile
    September 19, 2021 at 2:45 am | #

    Liz: “That’s her anger-detection system.” referring to Sarah saying “half-sister half-sister…”
    How does that detect anger?

    • Alex
      Alex
      September 19, 2021 at 5:33 am | #

      It’s how Liz detects Sarah’s anger, maybe? I agree that line is confusing.

    • Sam
      Sam
      September 19, 2021 at 6:13 am | #

      Sarah calling her ‘half-sister’ helps Liz detect Sarah’s anger and know to give her a distraction and come back later.

  22. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 19, 2021 at 3:24 am | #

    I wonder if Joyce will be able to learn that technique and use it with Sarah (as everyone in her family seems to do) or she will stay stuck in talking to her and tackling problems one after another just using reasoning and understanding.

  23. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 19, 2021 at 3:33 am | #

    We might not have learned more about Sarah but we sure got the origin story of Other Jacob.

    • Eldritchy
      Eldritchy
      September 19, 2021 at 4:46 am | #

      It should be renamed as The Wrath Slayer

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      September 19, 2021 at 5:40 am | #

      Ah, but considering the phrases a vibrator, and (back in that arc) I think my Nana gave me this one, there is more than one Other Male Liz can be referring to.

      (Also, I’ll take suggestions for best collective term rather thann Other Male–that’s just off the top of my head.)

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        September 19, 2021 at 6:50 am | #

        Yeah, Other Jacob was a gift from her Nana, so this must be the origin story of a different vibrator Sarah has (or had).

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 19, 2021 at 10:51 am | #

          Well it’s not necessarily a new vibrator every time Liz needs to distract her from her anger.

  24. Hinoron
    Hinoron
    September 19, 2021 at 6:52 am | #

    Sooo… two ways to take that last sentence, that I can think of:

    1. Vibrator as a blunt object that is also kinda gross if it’s not your own, like flicking your boogers at someone.

    2. More alike the nervous husband who, returning home on his wife’s period day, opens the door just enough to throw a big chocolate bar through. Waits patiently for her to devour it, and only comes inside once it’s safe.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 19, 2021 at 12:14 pm | #

      “his wife’s period day”
      …
      _day_, … “Day”?! … I think I know why this husband is skittish at this time, if he thinks it’s only a day. Like, yeah, sure there are outliers, but that includes the other side, with some women where it can last a week (or more). And that’s just menstruation, not PMS + menstruation. Also, for dudes not in the know, a cycle is _typically_ ~28 days, but can vary a _lot_ between women, and for the same woman. Lastly, if he’s throwing chocolate at the ‘mysterious period monster’ his wife becomes, why the hell did she marry him? Dude seems to have no capacity to learn enough to be compassionate.

      I know this is absolutely unrelated to the point you were making. I just… I’m not a woman, but there was just so much material here.

      Also, throwing a vibrator at someone shouldn’t be gross. WASH your damn sex toys after you use them! people.

      • Sol
        Sol
        September 19, 2021 at 12:19 pm | #

        I mean, I don’t care how well someone’s washed it, if they throw their or anyone else’s vibrator at me, it’s gonna be gross.

        If they threw one of *mine* I’d just perish in a bonfire of embarrassment and mortification…

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          September 19, 2021 at 12:57 pm | #

          Ex’s keep taking mine with them. Actually, that’d be a good ask reddit: when a couple separates, who gets the sex toys? Is it a thing that people only want to use new sex toys in a relationship? Because that sounds artificially hygenic (i.e., not really), and wasteful.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 19, 2021 at 5:22 pm | #

          I’m pretty sure Liz means one of Sarah’s.

          • Sol
            Sol
            September 19, 2021 at 6:31 pm | #

            I was more reacting to “throwing a vibrator at someone shouldn’t be gross” as a blanket statement.

            • Decidedly Orthogonal
              Decidedly Orthogonal
              September 19, 2021 at 10:14 pm | #

              Fair enough. Still, I imagine fights flinging phalluses at the dildo factory would be pretty clean.

              • Ana Chronistic
                Ana Chronistic
                September 21, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

                you’d think that

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              September 19, 2021 at 10:33 pm | #

              Okay, fair.

  25. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    September 19, 2021 at 7:20 am | #

    tbf, stealing boyfriends is also a thing full sisters do

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 19, 2021 at 12:25 pm | #

      No, it’s not. I mean it happens, and I think I see where you’re going here, but it’s not attributable to being sisters or female.

      To expand the point, “Stealing” partners is a thing shitty people do, and shitty partners participate in. It’s also a thing people do to get away from shitty partners (“letting” themselves be “stolen”). But it’s definitely not the case that a dude (or gal or other) lacks agency when confronted by strange pussy (or dick or other). If your partner can be “stolen” there is something wrong with them, you, the relationship, or d) some/all of the above. So you’re better off apart at that point anyways.

  26. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    September 19, 2021 at 8:29 am | #

    What if… Liz is actually not nice?

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 19, 2021 at 12:27 pm | #

      Or a teenager, who has made mistakes. I see your point, and am cautiously alert, just not ready /quite/ yet, to file her in the round bin.

  27. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    September 19, 2021 at 10:16 am | #

    After listening to So many reddit stories the boyfriend thing is setting off so many alarms…

  28. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    September 19, 2021 at 10:19 am | #

    Liz: She only calls me half-sister when she’s in a bad mood.

    Joyce: Wait – when is she NOT in a bad mood?

    Liz: HA! Well… she DOES have a vibrator…

  29. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    September 19, 2021 at 10:49 am | #

    This is my adopted daughter, Margot Tennenbaum

  30. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    September 19, 2021 at 12:42 pm | #

    I’m just going to say, if someone can “steal” your partner, they wasn’t yours to begin with.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 19, 2021 at 12:46 pm | #

      It’s still shitty to do, even so.

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 19, 2021 at 1:02 pm | #

        It’s also a shitty thing to be a part of, (remember, whoever gets ‘stolen’ has agency).

        Again, gonna add the flip side here: sometimes cheating with or on, is someone’s escape route from a shitty situation. I’ve known people who where terribly abused, but could not see it until someone else came along and showed them they were deserving of feeling loved and lovable again.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 19, 2021 at 1:56 pm | #

          I think the ethics are a little bit different if it’s not safe to leave the relationship.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            September 19, 2021 at 2:57 pm | #

            Oh agree 100%. Although if _safety_ is the issue, I’m hard pressed to see how cheating would make things safer, instead of just calling 911 and “ordering pizza”.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              September 19, 2021 at 5:20 pm | #

              Well, for one, it not being safe to leave isn’t necessarily the same as ‘never relatively safe in the moment’ – one of the most dangerous moments is when you try to leave. For another, the ordering pizza thing is hardly air tight. A lot of 911 operators don’t know what it is or wtf you’d be talking about. It’s not a real thing they’re trained on. A lot will be able to figure it out, but other’s are just going to assume it’s a prank or a mistake and may hang up.

              • Decidedly Orthogonal
                Decidedly Orthogonal
                September 19, 2021 at 10:17 pm | #

                Fair enough. I have to second all this. I’m not female, and never been afraid of my partner like that. Whatever it takes to get out safely though, to whomever needs to do so, do it without guilt. And by that I don’t mean, “wait for a guilt free way” I mean “whatever it takes, and don’t feel guilty for looking out for yourself.”

  31. RedCat
    RedCat
    September 19, 2021 at 2:45 pm | #

    “That’s why guys like me better, I’m the fun one” is not a very nice thing to say right in front of your half-sister.

  32. Mr D
    Mr D
    September 19, 2021 at 4:07 pm | #

    I’ve a half-brother on my mother’s side. He’s 19 years younger than I am. The only time I ever refer to him as my half-brother is when I’m talking about our family situation. Other than that, I would never dream of doing what Sarah’s doing here. He’s my little brother! No matter how much of a brat he may be when he’s bored.

    (I also have a “full-sister” and 2 “half-sisters” on my dad’s side- Same difference, tho the half sisters live in another continent.)

    • Sam
      Sam
      September 19, 2021 at 4:58 pm | #

      Hopefully your brother isn’t going around trying to steal your partners and saying he is more fun and therefore better liked. Because Liz be doing that to Sarah so it makes sense she’d want to reestablish distance from her when she basically brushes it off as not a big deal in the slightest and makes it more about how Sarah is cranky when it is something most people would be justifiably cranky about.

      • Mr D
        Mr D
        September 20, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

        Seeing as he’s only 10, I’d be very worried if he was trying to steal my partners.

  33. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    September 19, 2021 at 6:06 pm | #

    So…
    Based on all the context clues,
    Sarah and Liz’s mom:
    Had at least one kid in a relationship.
    Within one(point 5ish) year had another child with someone else.
    And is now currently married to a woman (assuming that Liz is not from in vitro while their mom was with her current.)

    I kinda want to know more about this woman.
    She sounds interesting.

    • thenamelesssamurai
      thenamelesssamurai
      September 19, 2021 at 7:53 pm | #

      Wait, where did DoA say Sarah’s mom was married to a lady? I completely missed that detail.

  34. Deviant
    Deviant
    September 19, 2021 at 9:05 pm | #

    Dont throw vibrators around. That is not an injury you want to explain to a doctor.

  35. Phil Srobeighn
    Phil Srobeighn
    September 20, 2021 at 7:15 am | #

    I missed the word “to” (or should I say “‘”‘”to?”‘”‘”) in the third panel. Nearly did a spit-take.

    • Phil Srobeighn
      Phil Srobeighn
      September 20, 2021 at 7:16 am | #

      and a period after “thing”

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