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May 5, 2026

Wages

by David M Willis on June 27, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – Don't Stop Billie-ving
└ Tags: jennifer, mary

Discussion (173) ¬

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  1. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    June 27, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    Careful Mary!

    This is likely the setup for some kind of trap! A trap for YOU, most likely!

    Better think fast! 😈

    *plays “Face First” by the Paranoyds on hacked muzak*

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      June 27, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      Carnage Bargain – great album title.

  2. Stanistani
    Stanistani
    June 27, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    Don’t break your femur. There are specialists who handle that.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 27, 2022 at 9:22 am | #

      Looks like Jennifer is about to summon one.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 27, 2022 at 11:44 pm | #

        The sign had it coming.

  3. Yumi
    Yumi
    June 27, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    Just some teenagers, coping super well.

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 27, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

      Both Jennifer and Ruth are taking out their frustrations on other people.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        June 27, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

        And doors.

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          June 27, 2022 at 7:13 pm | #

          And Mary.

  4. Rororoyourboat
    Rororoyourboat
    June 27, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    I guess Mary is one of the few characters not to change between semesters.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      June 27, 2022 at 12:52 am | #

      She may have gotten worse.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      June 27, 2022 at 1:00 am | #

      Mary actively wants people to die. She’s acted on that. There’s unfortunately no coming back from that.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        June 27, 2022 at 1:05 am | #

        Yeah. I don’t think any Mary-redemption-arc could ever stick long-term. Hell, if we count the old continuity, it’s failed once already, and this Mary has done way worse things than that one ever did. If there ever was a chance, it has passed and been forgotten.

      • Nono
        Nono
        June 27, 2022 at 4:32 am | #

        Not saying she’s as bad as Mary… but Joyce also once said she wished Amber had killed Ryan.

        It’s different because Ryan is an unsympathetic buttwipe, of course.

        • Fay
          Fay
          June 27, 2022 at 6:01 am | #

          Joyce wishing death on a serial predator who drugged and attempted to assaulted her, thereby traumatizing her is absolutely no where near Mary wanting someone to die just because they happen to be queer.

          One is a common and(debatably) valid response to a personal trauma, the other one is the basis of a fucking hate crime.

        • JBento
          JBento
          June 27, 2022 at 7:06 am | #

          Amber should, indeed, have kept stabbing. For Ryan to be merely a waste of space, he’d need to improve tremendously. He’s a pernicious little shit whose only contribution to the world is to make thigns worse for other people.

          • Username Taken
            Username Taken
            June 27, 2022 at 8:38 am | #

            Imagine the good he could do for local worms if he were six feet under!

          • Segnosaur
            Segnosaur
            June 27, 2022 at 10:18 am | #

            I wonder whatever happened to him, and whether we will hear any follow-up to Ryan’s case.

            I believe the last we heard was that Ryan was hospitalized and there was a potential lawsuit against Amber over the stabbing. I assume he would have been released by now… would there have been enough time for any lawsuit to have been dismissed during the time skip? Or will we see Amber dragged into court (or arbitration)?

            • Username Taken
              Username Taken
              June 27, 2022 at 11:51 am | #

              Ryan pulled a knife on two students right in front on the dorm entrance, which is usually a spot with security cameras. IMO it’s an easy self-defense case in a state like Indiana that has stand your ground laws, so I hope that any lawsuit is dead, both for Amber’s and the story’s sake. It would be exhausting if this comic spent weeks covering court proceedings and Ryan’s legal team attempting to spin him as some sort of victim.

              • Segnosaur
                Segnosaur
                June 27, 2022 at 5:17 pm | #

                I agree… it SHOULD be a slam-dunk case of “dismissed”. But, weird things do happen.

                For example they could claim “excessive force”. (A B.S. claim, but they still might make it.) They may find that Amber had stabbed someone before, or that because her dad was evil, that she likewise was evil. Or they may just have a lot of money to spend on lawyers and thus can outspend Amber’s family (even if the lawsuits are meritless).

            • JBento
              JBento
              June 27, 2022 at 12:28 pm | #

              Like UT says, last we heard of Ryan he had been hospitalised. We don’t know if he has been released yet and, if so, he remains nearby or has been yanked home.

              We haven’t heard anything further on the lawsuit, except that Joe’s dad is bankrolling Amber.

    • Little Smile
      Little Smile
      June 27, 2022 at 4:25 am | #

      if i’ve notived one thing in this comic than it is that the bad characters dont change. Good Characters may become bad but bad characters like Mary or Malaya always stay bad.

      • Nono
        Nono
        June 27, 2022 at 4:33 am | #

        Hank got a serious redemption arc after his appearance in Freshmen Family Weekend.

        I don’t think Mary is getting one, but we have seen turnarounds before.

      • Laura
        Laura
        June 27, 2022 at 5:58 am | #

        I never thought of Malaya as bad. Snarky, maybe. But never bad.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          June 27, 2022 at 9:25 am | #

          Being bad would mean getting invested, and Malaya would roll their eyes at getting invested.

      • wwwhhattt
        wwwhhattt
        June 27, 2022 at 6:55 am | #

        I disagree. At the start of the comic Toedad and Blaine were both alive, but they managed to change.

      • Fay
        Fay
        June 27, 2022 at 11:52 am | #

        Malaya is an obnoxious jerk, but I wouldn’t say she’s a villain or antagonist. It’s the villains that stay rather static, probably because Willis wants to avoid the Very Christian Thing of, “If you just ~forgive~ your enemies, they’ll always end up being good deep down!”

    • Bunk
      Bunk
      June 27, 2022 at 6:11 am | #

      That’s because Mary is not allowed to be anything other than awful

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        June 27, 2022 at 6:49 am | #

        Mary is completely allowed to be other than awful. She could reject death cult evangelicalism, and she could reject fascism, and she could work to oppose those systems and attempt to make amends with those she’s harmed.

        She’s not going to do this, of course, because she thinks being Like This is cool and great, and everyone else deserves to suffer. She’s very committed to hee shitty ideology.

        But she COULD reject it.

    • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      June 27, 2022 at 9:47 pm | #

      That means no one gets shot from a bell tower. Good times.

  5. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    June 27, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    Not sure if Mary is deliberately getting the name wrong to be a dick, or genuinely doesn’t know.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 27, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      Well, Jennifer told corrected Mary about her name like, seconds ago (yesterday’s strip), so I’d assume Mary’s just being an asshole. But maybe she has a condition where the only J-name she can remember is Jesus.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 27, 2022 at 9:28 am | #

        “Just being an asshole” is her default state.

    • Dark_T_Zeratul
      Dark_T_Zeratul
      June 27, 2022 at 3:02 am | #

      Yesterday, it was merely “I don’t give a shit if it’s wrong.” Today, it’s definitely “I’m intentionally being wrong to spite you.”

    • Casi
      Casi
      June 27, 2022 at 4:09 am | #

      considering the text is italicized, which is used for emphasis in world bubble dialogue, she is definitely doing it intentionally.

  6. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    June 27, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    Is that really a hobby? I feel like her real hobby is just making people suffer to temporarily feel the whole she has in her heart.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      June 27, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

      It’s not, but Mary’s never been great with comebacks.

    • Saida
      Saida
      June 28, 2022 at 4:19 am | #

      Because I have Japanese as a second language, this line had a special double entendre to me… The Japanese word for hobby (趣味 shumi), also means ‘kink’. So I actually heard her shout “Jesus is my kink!”

  7. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    June 27, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    “Bartender! I need a drink!”

  8. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    June 27, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Huh, so that’s what RA stands for. I’ve been in college long enough I should know that, but I guess my education is so full of acronyms all ready that my mind just assumed I’d been told what it was and moved on.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      June 27, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

      Education if full of acronym alphabet soup! 😛

  9. BBCC
    BBCC
    June 27, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Wondering if Jessica is a reference to something or if it’s just Mary being an asshole and not wanting to use Jennifer’s real name.

    Either way, again, Mary, fuck off and die.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      June 27, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      I think she’s pretending she doesn’t remember Jennifer’s name, y’know because she cares so little about Jennifer and what she’s doing. I swear if I didn’t know any better this borderline feels like a crush that Mary doesn’t understand or know what to do with.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        June 27, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

        Last time it seemed like Mary might have had a crush on a girl it turned out that she very much did not, I suspect it’s something similar here.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          June 27, 2022 at 12:17 am | #

          Knowing Mary I doubt it’s a crush too, but she’s way more emotionally invested in this than what you’d expect. It costs a lot of energy to hold grudges and most people fall back to indifference. Take Rachel for instance. She clearly has something against Ruth but she doesn’t spend her time plotting comeback scenarios and schemes.

          • C.T. Phipps
            C.T. Phipps
            June 27, 2022 at 12:49 am | #

            Mary obsessively stalked Carla and tried to blackmail Ruth into letting her “have” her. I think she’s not actually just a bigot, she’s an actual hate criminal plotting something serious.

            • Bryy
              Bryy
              June 27, 2022 at 1:01 am | #

              I mean she literally tried to force Ruth and Billie to kill themselves.

            • Thag Simmons
              Thag Simmons
              June 27, 2022 at 3:26 am | #

              I don’t think Mary has actual plots. She has a lot of people she hates and wants to hurt, and when she saw an opportunity to cause some serious harm she took it, but she’s not particularly clever and she doesn’t have any actual power. I think her blackmail threat was as dangerous as she gets, and she’s not going to be in a position to do something like that again

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 27, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

      In the DND campaign that I’m in, I made Jessica a very common male name for people in my character’s background culture. My character’s pre-exile best friend was a boy named Jessica, and there are hints that he’s going to become more relevant to our current story.

      All this to say, I’ve gotten so used to associating “Jessica” with “he/him” that at first I thought Mary was implying something along those lines.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        June 27, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

        You play DND too? 😃 Awesome!

        Online or in-person?

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          June 27, 2022 at 12:31 am | #

          In-person. We did it over video chat for a while during the pandemic, but we’ve gone back to in-person now.

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            June 27, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

            I definitely prefer to play online between my vocal dysphoria and all else, but yeah that sounds really cool! Also that campaign sounds amazing! 😍

          • powerpowerpow
            powerpowerpow
            June 27, 2022 at 2:25 am | #

            I always feel weird when I think about the fact that I’ve played D&D pretty much exclusively online, since we started during the pandemic and my friends are all spread out around the world across four different time zones. I’d love to be able to regularly play in person someday…

    • anon
      anon
      June 27, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

      probably the first or she would’ve used a ‘full name’ or so if it was referencing something else

  10. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    June 27, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    Yes, Jennifer, this is definitely what you should be doing with your time and energy.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      June 27, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      I’ve read enough Big Nate to know that Billie is probably setting up some kind of trap involving Ruth.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 27, 2022 at 10:36 am | #

      I just hope this is her aggressively summoning Ruth to deal with Mary, not her taking out her frustration on Ruth.

  11. anon
    anon
    June 27, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

    lol it would either go over well over very badly to tell another christian that the “Lord is my hobby”

    • Hof1991
      Hof1991
      June 27, 2022 at 9:43 am | #

      But it accurately describes Mary’s relationship to religion.

  12. Sam
    Sam
    June 27, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

    Ah yes, kicking doors unprompted is perfectly healthy and reasonable behaviour.

    • alongcameaspider
      alongcameaspider
      June 27, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

      I think she’s specifically going to Ruth to complain that Mary is harassing her

      • Caro
        Caro
        June 27, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

        didn’t we just see ruth outside the room and down the hall though

        • Caro
          Caro
          June 27, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

          wait nvm she went in and chatted with jason ignore me

      • Devin
        Devin
        June 27, 2022 at 1:03 am | #

        Kicking the door seems like a less than ideal way to begin that conversation, but I don’t think Jennifer is in the best headspace, no matter how much she may claim otherwise.

      • Tawdry Quirks
        Tawdry Quirks
        June 27, 2022 at 3:42 am | #

        I think Jennifer wants to know why Ruth hasn’t taken Mary’s femurs yet.

      • Sam
        Sam
        June 27, 2022 at 9:06 am | #

        I feel like this strip is more just calling out Jennifer’s hypocrisy where she is ALSO terrible at letting things go and she also needs to get a hobby.

  13. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    June 27, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

    Her hobby HORSE is the Lord.

  14. Kravis
    Kravis
    June 27, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

    “The Lord” is her “hobby”?

    I thought religious people, especially zealots like Mary, took “the Lord” way more serious than that.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      June 27, 2022 at 1:02 am | #

      When you’re a zealot, you don’t need to worry about such things.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      June 27, 2022 at 1:16 am | #

      She craves the power of damnation and fear.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      June 27, 2022 at 12:19 pm | #

      Yeah, that seemed kinda weird to me too.

  15. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    June 27, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

    Mary’s been warned repeatedly about religiously harassing the residents and visitors of the hall. She’s on some kind of probation about it after going after Carla.

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 27, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

      Yes, because Jennifer (Billie back then) told everyone on the hall that Mary had been extorting Ruth. Jennifer told Mary that if Mary messed with anyone on the hall again, everyone on the hall would tell the Residence Manager about Mary’s prior extortion of Ruth and harassment of Carla. This was right before Jennifer decked Mary.

      I don’t condone Mary’s judgmental meanness, but it’s not surprising she has a grudge against Jennifer.
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-7/01-glower-vacuum/off-limits/

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        June 27, 2022 at 12:37 am | #

        That would explain a lot, yes. 😵

        Side note, I think Agatha looks SO pretty in that dress! 😍

    • JBento
      JBento
      June 27, 2022 at 7:16 am | #

      And that probation will amount to exactly jackshit, because there’s no greater crime in America than giving christians consequences for anything.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        June 27, 2022 at 7:44 pm | #

        God forbid we make them face the repercussions of their actions! Why, that’s actually WORSE than whatever it is they did!

        Anyway play Final Fantasy

        • JBento
          JBento
          June 27, 2022 at 8:16 pm | #

          Anyway play Final Fantasy

          No. I played VII and VIII and they were both a waste of my time, I’m not going for “third time is the charm” when I can be playing Grim Dawn and imagine the mobs are Republicans.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            June 27, 2022 at 10:52 pm | #

            8 is an amazing story. 7 can be quiet for a few minutes. 14 is where it’s at.

  16. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    June 27, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

    Wait, does Mary read Magical Love Gentlemen? Is this canon?

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      June 27, 2022 at 12:27 am | #

      It’s another hidden side gag / reference to QC, like Dina’s Coffee of Doom T-shirt! 😉

      • Raen
        Raen
        June 27, 2022 at 3:35 am | #

        Isn’t the comic in QC explicitly BL? How did Mary end up with a t-shirt from a BL manga?

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          June 27, 2022 at 10:42 am | #

          It makes sense when you remember Mary is a raging hypocrite.

          • NickG
            NickG
            June 27, 2022 at 3:08 pm | #

            She really didn’t want Carla to access her browsing history that time, maybe she’d been R34ing it up.

  17. Roe
    Roe
    June 27, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

    One way to get us to stop 🚏 the discourse is to get us all on the same side: anti-Mary

  18. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    June 27, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

    It was getting too much to stay calm even for her uh

  19. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    June 27, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

    I had forgotten how detestable Mary was.

  20. Yumi
    Yumi
    June 27, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

    It’d be super funny to me if this had happened when Jason was handcuffed to Ruth’s door and that was how Jennifer found out.

  21. shrub
    shrub
    June 27, 2022 at 12:25 am | #

    It feels like I’ve missed some comics or something, I’m not sure what this is about (apart from Mary being her usual pleasent self)

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 27, 2022 at 12:29 am | #

      We’re getting close to “This Was Halloween” (not sure how close exactly? someone recently seemed to indicate “very close,” though). It’s possible that this is going to be a lead up to things revealed then.

      It’s also possible that Mary just sucks.

      • shrub
        shrub
        June 27, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

        Both sound about right

        • Bryy
          Bryy
          June 27, 2022 at 1:04 am | #

          Mary literally tried to kill Billie.

          I don’t even want to know what her opinion about the kidnapping is.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            June 27, 2022 at 3:22 am | #

            I don’t wanna know her opinions in general, tbh. Not likely to be very valuable.

          • Nono
            Nono
            June 27, 2022 at 9:01 am | #

            When did that happen, actually? I only remembered as far back as the blackmail.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              June 27, 2022 at 7:38 pm | #

              She cornered Billie and Ruth outside the dorm and came at them with a mysterious object in her hand, quoting Bible stuff. It was about 5-ish years ago, now.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 27, 2022 at 10:46 am | #

        “This Was Halloween” starts this Saturday, July 2nd.

        https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/1503516378250330113

  22. Buttery Commissar
    Buttery Commissar
    June 27, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

    Maybe Jennifer is frustrated that she’s filling in on things Ruth should be doing (checking in on Joyce, who’s clearly been super rough for several days)?
    I’m curious as well tbh.

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 27, 2022 at 12:35 am | #

      I think Jennifer is mostly upset about whatever caused her and Ruth to break up, causing Jennifer to be no longer at home or welcome on her former hall.

      • Zach
        Zach
        June 27, 2022 at 2:44 am | #

        Not unwelcome, disgraced by Mary’s standards. She’s ‘“too cool to forget”.

  23. Caro
    Caro
    June 27, 2022 at 12:31 am | #

    Yeesh, Mary has absolutely lost any power she once held- to the power around her, and to the readers. I hope she’s supposed to be coming off this utterly lame lmao

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      June 27, 2022 at 12:52 am | #

      Mary never had any power to begin witb she has always been lame fail tier villian more annoying then actually threatening.

      • bubba0077
        bubba0077
        June 27, 2022 at 1:38 am | #

        Mary exists solely as a temptation for the other characters (the temptation being to beat the shit out of her). And occasionally a mirror to the kind of “Christendom” Joyce and Becky escaped from.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      June 27, 2022 at 1:05 am | #

      I feel like Mary being written this pathetic at this point is not a coincidence.

      • Zach
        Zach
        June 27, 2022 at 2:46 am | #

        I bet a he slept with her boyfriend, and he ditched her for being a slut.
        I bet she’s acutely aware it’s a taste of her own medicine.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          June 27, 2022 at 7:35 pm | #

          I’ll bet ya 5 copies of Curse of Dragonfire that’s not what happened.

          • Zach
            Zach
            June 27, 2022 at 11:32 pm | #

            They obviously split and she is not doing well, and we know she’s got sex hang ups but was all over her boyfriend.

            What’s your theory?

  24. Pocky
    Pocky
    June 27, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

    Ah; its a good thing Mary hasn’t changed at all for the better

  25. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    June 27, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

    Huh. I remember that Jennifer said she couldn’t lift her right leg as high as she used to (mentioned during the blocked garbage chute incident and what I recently took to be a result of the car accident).
    Assuming she’s gone to physical therapy for it/exercised it more often, I wonder if this kick is the highest she can reach with the right one and if it’s better than it was.

    • SeanR
      SeanR
      June 27, 2022 at 12:45 am | #

      I once knew two people who could throw a sidekick straight up. I doubt either of them can now, but both are now in their 40s. Head-high kicks shouldn’t be remarkable at that age and proven athletic ability (except for how they’re a really bad idea; aim for the knees, or the crotch, not the face).

      • khn0
        khn0
        June 27, 2022 at 3:07 am | #

        I know one 40 people and one 50 people who can kick at head level. Ofc, they train.

        • SeanR
          SeanR
          June 27, 2022 at 11:50 pm | #

          In this case, I don’t know if the one still trains, or even if he’s still in the same area, but I know the other has since had three children, and I’m reasonably certain she can no longer drop into the splits, which was a prerequisite for her kicking straight up.

    • Seregiel
      Seregiel
      June 27, 2022 at 5:24 pm | #

      Haven’t done martial arts in since half a life time ago – I can still kick that high. It’s not the height of the toe but how close you can get to perpendicular to your body with usable force that’s difficult.

  26. Friendly Frankenstein
    Friendly Frankenstein
    June 27, 2022 at 12:43 am | #

    Marys really the perfect center point of ‘awful’ and ‘faith’ where she truly, truly thinks that not only are all these things Real Genuine Threats, but also that EVERYONE ELSE around her DEFINITELY, deep down, also believes. Anything contrary to that is Fools pretending to not know god is real and hates them for Spite.

    • SeanR
      SeanR
      June 27, 2022 at 12:48 am | #

      “If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.”

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      June 27, 2022 at 12:54 am | #

      Hate apparently functions the same as love to some people neurochemically speaking, which is why so many people are addicted to it.

  27. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    June 27, 2022 at 12:48 am | #

    I think Jennifer possibly FORGOT that Mary hates her for her bisexuality/same sex relationship with Ruth.

    Mary is just completely off her radar.

    Also, that’s school-shooter talk. Remember when Mary asked for Ruth to “give” Carla to her? I think she’s not nearly as harmless a villain as people think. She might end up genuinely dangerous to our cast.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      June 27, 2022 at 7:09 am | #

      Do you think there’s something else that have made Mary lose her cool? She got so angry yesterday and now…

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      June 27, 2022 at 11:01 am | #

      I don’t think she’s that dangerous. At the height of her power she was totally incompetent and only got away with harassing Carla once before it all came crashing down. And frankly her blackmail was only effective to begin with because Ruth’s stressed and depressed mind misinterpreted her blackmail to be her absolute worst case scenario. Mary doesn’t pose much of a threat because if she did she’d be gone. I doubt any girl in the dorm would tolerate someone actively trying to harm them.

  28. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 27, 2022 at 12:51 am | #

    solid comeback there, Mary

  29. bejouled
    bejouled
    June 27, 2022 at 12:52 am | #

    Is “kram” really a hitting sound effect?

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      June 27, 2022 at 12:56 am | #

      DOA is known for it’s rather funky onomatopoeia 😏

  30. Reed
    Reed
    June 27, 2022 at 12:59 am | #

    “the wages of sin are death” is simultaneously the funniest thing i’ve ever heard and possibly something that might sound cool coming from anybody but mary!

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      June 27, 2022 at 1:41 am | #

      Romans 6:23

  31. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    June 27, 2022 at 1:08 am | #

    Mary:” I am filled with Christ love!” *chucks Bible at her*

    But seriously Mary there’s more to life than being a self-righteous busybody who only cares about what someone else is doing just to he judgemental…Unless she thinks that’s her God given role in life.

  32. michaelinasmeal
    michaelinasmeal
    June 27, 2022 at 1:22 am | #

    I’m praying for the day we get a slipshine of Mary. I’m the one who doesnt listen to “dont stick your dick in crazy” advice.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      June 27, 2022 at 4:39 am | #

      Gross!

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 27, 2022 at 7:18 pm | #

      She’s in there. Not in a stand-alone chapter, but you can see her boobies.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 27, 2022 at 8:32 pm | #

        And Reagan.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          June 27, 2022 at 10:54 pm | #

          Yeah, and Reagan’s boobies.

  33. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    June 27, 2022 at 1:48 am | #

    You know Mary, only God is supposed to judge in the end. Are you saying you know better than God? Because that sounds like the sin of Pride, Mary

    And you don’t want to be a sinner, right?

  34. Arianod
    Arianod
    June 27, 2022 at 1:53 am | #

    She does the Lord on Sundays.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      June 27, 2022 at 1:55 am | #

      Actually it’s a picture of Ronald Reagan kneeling at the cross. 😏

      • Arianod
        Arianod
        June 27, 2022 at 6:50 am | #

        ⭐

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        June 27, 2022 at 12:22 pm | #

        It’s a picture of Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and no-one has bothered to tell her yet that it’s not a painting of Jesus.

  35. Queezle
    Queezle
    June 27, 2022 at 2:15 am | #

    And that is enough of Mary. Thank you very much.
    I really want to know what happened between Ruth and Jennifer. Right know I am a little annoyed with Jennifer again considering Mary was in the same strip.

  36. Dara
    Dara
    June 27, 2022 at 3:16 am | #

    Mary really is just the raw id of American fundamentalism.

  37. Taffy
    Taffy
    June 27, 2022 at 3:19 am | #

    Ya know, that could easily be construed as a death threat. Mary’s such a dense fucking moron.

    • Raen
      Raen
      June 27, 2022 at 3:41 am | #

      I feel like it’s too well-known as a cliché for anyone to seriously take it that way unless they were looking for an excuse (which, given Mary’s personality, someone easily might be).

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      June 27, 2022 at 4:38 am | #

      Like you pointed out, she really does sound like a school shooter. I halfway expect her to print out a manifesto covered in anime faces.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        June 27, 2022 at 1:58 pm | #

        …Ya know, it suddenly clicks into place that fascists tend to be very loudly into anime. Yeah yeah, it’s a common interest, but y’all know what I mean. Right-wing weeaboos are absolutely A Thing, and Mary sure does smell like one.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 27, 2022 at 3:24 pm | #

          Also Christian Otaku.

  38. Raen
    Raen
    June 27, 2022 at 3:36 am | #

    The next time Mary meets her, she won’t call her by any name, just hum the Top Gear theme.

  39. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    June 27, 2022 at 3:56 am | #

    This sequence does strangely echo Ruth & Jennifer’s previous conversation, and Ruth’s desire to bully somebody. But I’m wondering if Jennifer is actually trying to find Ruth to tell her that Joyce is having a bit of a crisis…? That’d be kind of unexpected but nice

  40. Reaver
    Reaver
    June 27, 2022 at 4:03 am | #

    ” My Hobby is the LORD!!”

    Mary, Jesus just called, he said stop that shit, its weird

  41. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    June 27, 2022 at 4:14 am | #

    If Mary’s hobby is the Lord, it means that drawing for her is something really serious that involves her totally day after day and that she can’t sees a future where she is doing something different than drawing… I think there is hope. I can’t wait for Joyce to start going to the drawing class to see what kind of interactions will begin between her, Mary and Malaya. The three are totally different and Mary probably can’t stand both, but the importance that drawing has for her could push her to form a bond with them. It wouldn’t be the first time that people who usually can’t stand each other end up tolerating and collaborating on the things that matter most to them. By the way, that kick was totally unexpected and I hope in an explanation.

  42. the illerman
    the illerman
    June 27, 2022 at 4:30 am | #

    https://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/02-choosing-my-religion/avoid/
    I was going through the old Mary strips and found this, which helps me understand why she’s okay with being so friggin’ mean. “If evil weren’t nice, nobody’d bother with it.”

    My partner was raised nondenominational Christian, and I remember the feeling of disbelief when they told me one of the messages they received growing up was, “If you’re happy as a Christian, you must be doing something wrong [in the moral sense].” I’m still taken aback thinking about how grown adults thought it was right to teach my very favorite person in the whole world to associate happiness with condemnation.

    I understand Mary’s role in the narrative and I don’t necessarily think she deserves any panel-time on “redemption,” but knowing that she could represent someone raised in a similar environment as my partner, one that taught her not to trust in the goodness of others… Her behavior is still inexcusable, but I feel a twinge of pity for her, too.

    • Sharaku
      Sharaku
      June 27, 2022 at 6:26 am | #

      This is the strip of Mary’s that always sticks with me. It makes me wonder if there were originally plans to take Mary in a different direction to how she’s gone. I see her in that middle panel and she looks so burned out and dejected. It was like she was trying to help Joyce in her own way.

      She basically thinks that she has all the right answers (she doesn’t, but she thinks she does) but no one is really listening to her, and she’s responded to that by becoming filled with hate. She’s a broken christian that’s responded to the problem by getting angry at it.

    • ischemgeek
      ischemgeek
      June 27, 2022 at 7:28 pm | #

      A lot of right wingers (not just Xtian extremists) justify being judgmental, mean-spirited assholes by holding firm to a belief that charity & kindness only ever comes with an ulterior motive.

      The projection is real.

  43. Sajuuk-Khar
    Sajuuk-Khar
    June 27, 2022 at 4:36 am | #

    Something something a special level of Hell for those who bear false witness something, Mary, you piece of Christofascist garbage

  44. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    June 27, 2022 at 4:54 am | #

    Yeah, my hot take is that Mary no longer has a boyfriend. She was still insufferable, but she kept to herself.

  45. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    June 27, 2022 at 5:17 am | #

    I have this morbid idea that maybe Jennifer and Mary hooked up during the time skip. Don’t know how, don’t know why but I find the idea fascinating.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      June 27, 2022 at 4:30 pm | #

      It could be savage, right. At least, someone should have fucked the tottally wrong person…

  46. Wizard
    Wizard
    June 27, 2022 at 6:43 am | #

    Saying the quiet part loud: the “Lord” is merely your hobby. Mary is just a creep using “GOD” to justify her own bigotry. Whoa, big surprise there.

  47. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    June 27, 2022 at 7:30 am | #

    Oh yeah, totally over it

  48. Wakeangel2001
    Wakeangel2001
    June 27, 2022 at 8:25 am | #

    everybody dies, you are not special. There was a guy like this in my hall my first year, I still cringe when I think about talking to him.

  49. Username Taken
    Username Taken
    June 27, 2022 at 8:47 am | #

    This strip needs more Malaya. Nobody casually takes Mary down a peg as easily as her, and I don’t find Malaya grating when she’s being an ass to one of DoA’s most deserving characters. More Malaya, please! 😀

  50. Hof1991
    Hof1991
    June 27, 2022 at 9:51 am | #

    Peeking out of doors to spy on her floor mates so she can judge them is her hobby. That’s the door you should give a good kick to.

  51. Kaos
    Kaos
    June 27, 2022 at 9:55 am | #

    Why do people misuse religon to inflict pain on other people? are their lives so sad that they need to pick up a religon to bully people?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 27, 2022 at 3:11 pm | #

      Yes. You already know that the answer is yes.

  52. Felian
    Felian
    June 27, 2022 at 9:58 am | #

    Yikes. At least Joyce was the kind of naive happy christian who focused on god loving people (and ignoring how terrible the things christianity asks you to do are), while Mary is mostly focused on smiting and damnation.

  53. Mr D
    Mr D
    June 27, 2022 at 11:01 am | #

    …Wait back up a second, “Magical Love Gentleman”?

    • Dave
      Dave
      June 27, 2022 at 1:09 pm | #

      Fictional anime from Questionable Content. Marigold’s a fan of it.

  54. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    June 27, 2022 at 2:04 pm | #

    Is it just me, or are the comments taking a long time to load today?

    • the illerman
      the illerman
      June 27, 2022 at 5:20 pm | #

      They’re taking a long time for me, too. Also, the Hiveworks banner that scrolls left and right, under the comic, loaded in as text instead of images. I think that had something to do with the wait-time.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 27, 2022 at 6:46 pm | #

        Yeah, it must’ve been a Hiveworks thing. Girls with Slingshots was slow to load this morning, too.

        Seems fine now though.

  55. AlaninDC
    AlaninDC
    June 27, 2022 at 2:28 pm | #

    I think I’d enjoy seeing a Patreon strip showing Mary in her mid-40s, just to find out what an unhappy, unfulfilled holier-than-thou itch-bay she had become.
    That is, if her dorm mates don’t kill her first.

  56. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    June 27, 2022 at 3:07 pm | #

    So… will we get Ruth opening the door while Clearly looking like she just had sex with her tea slurping boytoy?

  57. thumb
    thumb
    June 27, 2022 at 3:41 pm | #

    aw, Jennifer’s enjoying being back in this mess. Look at her. That’s for sure 100% happiness.

    • JBento
      JBento
      June 27, 2022 at 8:19 pm | #

      Oh good, she stopped yelling. She must be happy again.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/support/

  58. epitome of incomprehensibility
    epitome of incomprehensibility
    June 27, 2022 at 6:10 pm | #

    It’s been a while, but I thought the “wages of sin” thing was a way to explain why everyone dies? Like an “everyone sins and falls short of the glory of God” sort of deal.

    Anyway, Mary’s an asshole, but I’m curious about what Jennifer’s going to find.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 27, 2022 at 8:27 pm | #

      Generally interpreted as something like that. Or with some kind of “spiritual death” implication.
      Likely in the early church when it was written the later concepts of Heaven and Hell weren’t fully developed and it was meant literally – the righteous will be given eternal life and the sinners destroyed come the day of Judgement.

  59. Rikunda
    Rikunda
    June 27, 2022 at 7:29 pm | #

    Funny she is still like this after not being a virgin.

    • JBento
      JBento
      June 27, 2022 at 8:18 pm | #

      Hiiiiiiiiii, could we please refrain from “I bet a dick would fix her” type of comments? Thank youuuuuuuu.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 27, 2022 at 8:37 pm | #

      What’s that got to do with anything? Carol is in this comic.

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