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May 12, 2026

Soulhood

by David M Willis on June 19, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – For Me It Was Tuesday
└ Tags: becky, dina, joe, joyce, professor brock

Discussion (164) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 19, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    yo, Edgelordlady Joyce comin’ through

    • Disastroid
      Disastroid
      June 19, 2024 at 5:40 am | #

      If she’s an edgelady, why is she comin’?

      • Taellosse
        Taellosse
        June 19, 2024 at 4:29 pm | #

        Fingerguns.emoji

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      June 19, 2024 at 7:00 am | #

      Slipshine: Joyce does an edge on Joe.

  2. Nathan
    Nathan
    June 19, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Just sitting in biology class with a giant jug of hobo moonshine on the desk.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      June 19, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      It’s just ethanol for organic chemistry, I sear! You can’t expel me for science!

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        June 19, 2024 at 7:01 am | #

        Professor Brock probably would ask, “Did you bring enough for the class?” While that jug is big, I wonder if it’s enough for everyone.

        • jflb96
          jflb96
          June 19, 2024 at 2:48 pm | #

          It’s spirits, they can do shots

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        June 19, 2024 at 7:18 am | #

        And disinfecting the beakers, test tubes, and pipettes.

    • James
      James
      June 19, 2024 at 2:30 am | #

      It’s only got two X’s, so it’s probably not that strong.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 19, 2024 at 3:07 am | #

        If it had three X’s, they couldn’t bring it to work.

        • Taellosse
          Taellosse
          June 19, 2024 at 4:32 pm | #

          Fingerguns.emoji, EyebrowWaggle.gif

  3. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    June 19, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Book 14: Please Keep Sending Me Missives Telling Me I’m Mistaken. This is the Only Way I Achieve Laughter.

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      June 19, 2024 at 7:02 am | #

      “I’m basically a badass now”

  4. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    June 19, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Joyce is now ready to listen to Nine Inch Nails

    Actually no she probably isn’t

    Therefore someone really should play some for her

    • ktbear
      ktbear
      June 19, 2024 at 1:53 am | #

      Closer would be a good start.

      • Freezer
        Freezer
        June 19, 2024 at 2:38 am | #

        I would predict many trips to the laundry after that.

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        June 19, 2024 at 7:04 am | #

        Closer (uncensored) would be an _excellent_ start.

  5. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    June 19, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Up to TEN now! Somebody update the counter!

    • Dana
      Dana
      June 19, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      Heh. Accidentally reported you. Sorry/Sorry Willis.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        June 19, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

        hey no worries.

        think it needs like 30 or something flags before it automatically yeets itself

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 19, 2024 at 4:03 am | #

          We should organize some kind of scientific experiment to determine the exact number.

          By we, I mean somebody else.

          • zee
            zee
            June 19, 2024 at 1:11 pm | #

            Pretty sure Willis said 5 when it debuted

  6. Yumi
    Yumi
    June 19, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Just getting the tingle from your first unrequited love saying “fucking,” it’s all good.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      June 19, 2024 at 8:22 am | #

      Well… there’s the tingle around where we feel anxiety, a.k.a. thrill-excitement, then there’s the much lower tingle where we feel like smashing our waves against some rocky shores, a.k.a. The Raging Hornies. I think this one was the former for The Beckster. She’s always up for shenanigans. But it could be the latter.

      ¿Por que no los dos?

  7. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    June 19, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    Joyce is going to get to do more cursing than the comments

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 19, 2024 at 4:04 am | #

      Please tell me that isn’t a challenge.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      June 19, 2024 at 7:05 am | #

      The fuck she is! :O

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      June 19, 2024 at 11:23 am | #

      I think I may have said “fuck” more times talking about her saying “fuck” than she’s actually said “fuck”.

      If I hadn’t before, I’m pretty sure I have now.

      Someone should start a meta-F-bomb counter to count how many times people have said “fuck” talking about the characters saying “fuck”.

  8. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    June 19, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    RIP Mister Falcon.

  9. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    June 19, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Pfft, there’s particles far smaller than chemical reactions and quanta may be actual information. Which actually is the best argument for a simulation.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      June 19, 2024 at 1:58 am | #

      IMO the best argument for simulation is a combination of 1) Planck length and Planck time; 2) The information in a volume is mappable to its surrounding surface. I mean, if that’s not a cellular automaton, what is?

      • Chris Phoenix
        Chris Phoenix
        June 19, 2024 at 1:59 am | #

        …But is that a simulation or an emulation? Or maybe that’s just how the universe’s physics works, without any programmer at all.

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 19, 2024 at 4:06 am | #

          The fact that we’re conscious is a big clue that we are simulated and not real.

          • C.T. Phipps
            C.T. Phipps
            June 19, 2024 at 4:21 am | #

            Consciousness is such a weird thing! What’s it good for? Absolutely nothing!

            🙂

          • Felgraf
            Felgraf
            June 19, 2024 at 5:52 am | #

            Eh, I’d argue that being simulated doesn’t mean we’re ‘not real’. This is still OUR reality, after all. What we experience is still real to us!

            To me, the only thing simulation theory *really* changes is “TIME TO LOOK FOR BUFFER OVERFLOWS”

            • deliverything
              deliverything
              June 19, 2024 at 7:35 am | #

              That raises a thought; speedrunners are pretty good at finding tricks and exploits that break the “rules” of certain games. We should get them working on our universe to see if they can Backwards Long Jump us to FTL travel or something.

              • Taellosse
                Taellosse
                June 19, 2024 at 4:40 pm | #

                I mean, isn’t that basically what the (admittedly still only theoretical) Alcubierre Drive is? Or, at least, will be, if it can ever be made into a functional reality, rather than the hypothetical corollaey of some wacky mathematical projections.

            • Proxiehunter
              Proxiehunter
              June 19, 2024 at 2:52 pm | #

              And other exploitable glitches and possibly cheat codes.

  10. Proxiehunter
    Proxiehunter
    June 19, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    There are too many monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      June 19, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

      slug in a ditch

    • brionl
      brionl
      June 19, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

      • Kavonde
        Kavonde
        June 19, 2024 at 2:52 am | #

        I know Dragonball Z Abridged was just quoting terrible censorship from TV-edited movie, but I’m hearing all of these lines in TeamFourStar’s voices.

    • Kitschensyngk
      Kitschensyngk
      June 19, 2024 at 12:46 am | #

      Shut the front door

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 19, 2024 at 2:35 am | #

      … I know those words were substitutions for the actual quote, but now I want to see that sequel.

  11. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    June 19, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    Dont let dina see you getting tingles for someone else

  12. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    June 19, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    re: Alt-text,

    YIPPEEEEEE!!!!

    *^-^*

  13. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    June 19, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    preview panel lied to us. The glass even had more complicated highlights/shadows.

  14. Radiance
    Radiance
    June 19, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    Huh. Now I’m wondering how common it is that people assume, from context, that the word “keg” means “a large amount of alcohol” and not “a barrel (probably one used to contain a large amount of alcohol)”.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      June 19, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

      I don’t know, but I could cask around.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 19, 2024 at 3:10 am | #

        You’ll get a tun of different answers.

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 19, 2024 at 4:08 am | #

          Ether is fine.

        • Daibhid C
          Daibhid C
          June 19, 2024 at 4:37 am | #

          If they insist on it even when you tell them what it actually means, they’re hog-headed. Firkin’ idiots.

          • Daibhid C
            Daibhid C
            June 19, 2024 at 4:39 am | #

            (Oh, fun fact on the “aversion to cursin'” front; I can type“firkin” in a pun-on-f-word context, but it’s close enough I don’t think I could say it.)

            • Michael Steamweed
              Michael Steamweed
              June 19, 2024 at 7:07 am | #

              I’m glad that y’all aren’t bottling up your responses.

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                June 20, 2024 at 5:05 pm | #

                I am barrely getting these piuns.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  June 20, 2024 at 5:06 pm | #

                  aargh, *puns*, hit enter before proofreading.

  15. Yeet
    Yeet
    June 19, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    it’s probably more than big enough for the inexperienced drinkers let’s be real

    • Bash
      Bash
      June 19, 2024 at 1:44 am | #

      Also I think it might be something stronger than beer.

  16. Zor
    Zor
    June 19, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    re: Alt-text

    That was a fun DuckTales episode

    • keithcurtis
      keithcurtis
      June 19, 2024 at 5:32 pm | #

      Agreed. I was hoping someone else got the reference. 😀

  17. Suet
    Suet
    June 19, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

    If Becky wants to see a real keg, she might as well watch That 70’s Show first.

    Revisiting all quotes would send her to the top of the charts

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      June 19, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

      Only 73 to go!

    • zee
      zee
      June 19, 2024 at 1:13 pm | #

      I was just thinking to myself about how that was what introduced me to the concept of a keg

  18. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    June 19, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    Yippee Ki‐Yay motherpankier

  19. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    June 19, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

    Very fitting strip for a day all about freedom.

    Happy Juneteenth! ^-^

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 19, 2024 at 11:25 pm | #

      Happy Juneteenth to you, too!

  20. BBCC
    BBCC
    June 19, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

    Truly the greatest part of this achievement!

  21. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    June 19, 2024 at 12:24 am | #

    Wait, I thought it was “yippee-ky-yay, monkey-plucker.”

    • shoopdawhoop
      shoopdawhoop
      June 19, 2024 at 9:07 pm | #

      I thought it was melon farmer

  22. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    June 19, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

    Anyone else imagining Prof Brock’s dialogue in Werner Herzog’s voice?

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      June 19, 2024 at 1:19 am | #

      OMG yes! I just realized that is who I was hearing in my head! LOL!

  23. Yumi
    Yumi
    June 19, 2024 at 12:40 am | #

    I had a friend who didn’t swear and was uncomfortable around swearing through the end of high school. I wonder if she swears now. It’s weird to imagine.

    (One time, we were in a car that another friend was driving, and we were almost in an accident, and while it was happening/right after, I was like, “Fuck, fuck, fuck!… Sorry, Emily!”

    • Zero
      Zero
      June 19, 2024 at 2:03 am | #

      One time I won a car in a raffle and I posted “Holy fuck I just won a car in a raffle” on social media, and my ex-boyfriend called me to make sure I was okay.

      He’d only made it to the second word before panicking, because he’d never seen or heard me swear before. He didn’t finish reading the sentence.

      • Tan
        Tan
        June 19, 2024 at 1:37 pm | #

        Then-ex, or then-current-now-ex?

        • Zero
          Zero
          June 20, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

          Then ex.

    • zee
      zee
      June 19, 2024 at 1:22 pm | #

      In 8th grade I was friends with a megafundie Christian who was basically Joyce with a touch of melanin and none of the sweetness (her name even sounded like Joyce). She didnt like swearing and started hitting me with a ruler whenever i swore around her. Which esp sucked bc I had such a sailor mouth back then my ex friends told me they missed hearing me cuss up a storm

      I really hope not-Joyce has character developed. For her own sake as much as everyone else’s. It can’t be fun or safe to live in a world where you stop talking to your friends for being chill with gay people and national geographic, and worship your parents as next to god

  24. Dday
    Dday
    June 19, 2024 at 12:49 am | #

    I love how the liquor has actual “X”s on it, like it was stolen from some ol’ timey prospector throwing his hat on the ground and yelling dagnabbit and jumping on the hat

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 19, 2024 at 3:15 am | #

      Some good, old fashioned, authentic frontier gibberish.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        June 20, 2024 at 5:11 pm | #

        I knew exactly what you were going to link.

  25. Adj
    Adj
    June 19, 2024 at 12:54 am | #

    I feel like I would never stop trying to physically tickle Professor Brock. “I can’t help it; I have no agency over my chemical reactions!”

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      June 19, 2024 at 12:59 am | #

      Yikes

  26. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    June 19, 2024 at 12:59 am | #

    I kinda like edgy Joyce.

    • Mark
      Mark
      June 19, 2024 at 7:50 am | #

      “There’s no saint like a reformed sinner.” Wait….

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        June 19, 2024 at 11:17 am | #

        No sinner like a rebeling saint?

  27. Masha
    Masha
    June 19, 2024 at 1:05 am | #

    So how long until Joe loses interest in new Joyce and company?

    • zee
      zee
      June 19, 2024 at 1:23 pm | #

      Bout the heat death of the universe id say

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 19, 2024 at 5:38 pm | #

        That soon?

  28. Newlland(Henryvolt)
    Newlland(Henryvolt)
    June 19, 2024 at 1:23 am | #

    We need to astablish a conical voice for Joyce so we can use a ai simulator to have her say certain movie lines.

    The first one will be Samuel Jackson in “snakes on a plane.”

    • Kavonde
      Kavonde
      June 19, 2024 at 2:55 am | #

      I’d like to suggest Charlie from Hazbin Hotel as a potential Joyce Voyce.

    • Mark
      Mark
      June 19, 2024 at 7:51 am | #

      Okay, apologies in advance, but…is a conical voice the one you use when speaking through a megaphone?

      • Taellosse
        Taellosse
        June 19, 2024 at 4:47 pm | #

        No. It is a voice speaking with the Conehead “accent” from OG Saturday Night Live.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 19, 2024 at 10:08 am | #

      Better yet, locate the alleged voice actor on Cameo or something and have them say the line for real.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        June 19, 2024 at 11:19 am | #

        Hold auditions in the comment section and select a voice actor to record the lines?

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          June 19, 2024 at 11:31 am | #

          Couldn’t hurt, honestly. Then again, how many people have microphones?

          • Proxiehunter
            Proxiehunter
            June 19, 2024 at 2:59 pm | #

            These days the vast majority of people are going to have mics that are at least good enough for phone calls. They come pre-installed on your mobile device and if you have a laptop or desktop most headphones and ear buds come with mics good enough for phone calls/online gaming.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              June 19, 2024 at 5:54 pm | #

              Yes, but a phone call or game chat isn’t exactly the level of quality people expect from voiceover, is it?

    • CardinalFan
      CardinalFan
      June 19, 2024 at 4:19 pm | #

      Enough is enough! I’m tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 19, 2024 at 6:12 pm | #

      I always figured Joyce sounds a bit like Kristen Bell.

      Other voices I’ve mentally cast to characters:

      Jacob – Earl Alexander (Louis, Left 4 Dead)
      Dina – Anndi McAfee (Phoebe Heyerdahl, Hey Arnold!)
      Carol – Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill, King of the Hill)
      Sydney – Cree Summer (she’s been in friggin’ everything)
      Galasso – Maurice LaMarche (Calculon’s voice with Lrrr’s delivery, Futurama)
      Sarah – Karyn Parsons (Hillary Banks, The Fresh Price of Bel-Air)
      Robin – Nicholle Tom (Maggie Sheffield, The Nanny)
      Becky – Melissa Rauch (Abby Stone, Night Court reboot)

  29. Freemage
    Freemage
    June 19, 2024 at 1:33 am | #

    My personal TV Edit was for The Breakfast Club–in the climactic showdown between Bender and the Principle, the latter is supposed to walk off, thinking he’s won the argument, and then, just as the door starts to swing shut behind him, Bender bellows out a rage-filled “FUCK YOU!” This causes the principle to slink off, because he realizes he has no way to actually instill respect.

    So of course the TV version was dubbed to “FEEL YOU!” It did not have the same impact, though it definitely struck me as kind of kinky.

    (Second favorite TV-Edit was Porky’s. I don’t know who thought it was a good idea to try to air that particular film on network TV, but the unintentional hilarity was mind-boggling.)

    • morleuca
      morleuca
      June 19, 2024 at 9:13 am | #

      I always get a kick out of Kevin Bacon tepeayed use of “Judas Priest!” In the tv edit of Tremors

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        June 19, 2024 at 3:01 pm | #

        At least unlike a lot of TV edits that’s a thing actual people say.

  30. JR
    JR
    June 19, 2024 at 1:42 am | #

    Aw, Joe putting his jacket on Joyce without mentioning it.

  31. Dara
    Dara
    June 19, 2024 at 1:53 am | #

    It may not be relevant to this particular strip, but I feel Willis and the assembled readership need to know about this home-built Internet of Things-ready pie-throwing machine.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      June 19, 2024 at 10:39 am | #

      Carla: *heavy breathing*

  32. Chris Phoenix
    Chris Phoenix
    June 19, 2024 at 1:56 am | #

    And non-Disney Adventures in Babysitting. Somehow “Don’t fool with the babysitter” just doesn’t have quite the same impact.

  33. Zero
    Zero
    June 19, 2024 at 2:08 am | #

    Chemical reactions don’t have delusions, professor.

    …are they doing all this in the middle of class?

    • the cars that ate paris
      the cars that ate paris
      June 19, 2024 at 3:06 am | #

      The strip opens with “class dismissed”

      • Zero
        Zero
        June 20, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

        …are they doing all this in the middle of the classroom?

        (Although I was including the previous strips’ dialogue in “all this”)

  34. Chronos
    Chronos
    June 19, 2024 at 2:50 am | #

    In less than two weeks, she’s gone from not on the list of people that say “fuck” to 9th place, tied with Becky and Joe.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      June 19, 2024 at 7:16 am | #

      Number nine with a mudderfudging bullet.

  35. Queezle
    Queezle
    June 19, 2024 at 6:15 am | #

    looks big to me

  36. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    June 19, 2024 at 6:20 am | #

    Becky, you don’t even know is that thing taste good

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 19, 2024 at 8:01 am | #

      If your rotgut has an “XX” on it, taste isn’t the point.

      Mix it with something sweet and get it down the hatch.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        June 19, 2024 at 3:04 pm | #

        I bought a fifth of $3 whiskey once. Took one drink and realized that shit was absolutely undrinkable. Made some home made sour mix and had whiskey sours with the rest and they were fine.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          June 19, 2024 at 3:53 pm | #

          I learned that my preferred method of alcoholic intake was shots with chasers riiiiight after I turned 21.

  37. Nicoleandmaggie
    Nicoleandmaggie
    June 19, 2024 at 6:36 am | #

    Getting middle school flashbacks. Guess homeschoolers miss that phase.

  38. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    June 19, 2024 at 6:40 am | #

    I’ve always found “We’re ongoing chemical reactions, like tiny tiny stars,” to be freeing and fulfilling. It’s also a wonderful gotcha for “Your feelings don’t matter, they’re just chemicals,” because they’re empirically real. You can physically and (theoretically) precisely measure how happy or stressed or confused someone is by the chemicals in their body.

    That’s the most real thing in the fucking world.

    • superglucose
      superglucose
      June 19, 2024 at 9:54 am | #

      unfortunately for this analogy, stars are not chemical reactions they’re *nuclear* reactions

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        June 19, 2024 at 3:05 pm | #

        So are some feelings I’ve had.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        June 19, 2024 at 3:49 pm | #

        I almost pointed that out, but I think the fact that it’s an insert-scientific-field-or-what-have-you reaction saves the analogy. Next time I cook this bit up I’ll make the distinction, but I’m gonna get a “star stuff” line in.

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 19, 2024 at 9:50 pm | #

      …Been having a hard time with brain chemistry, past two weeks.
      Pdoc says I can’t get any ADHD treatment without testing, and he’ll never authorize testing because I have TBI. So even if I meet all ADHD-I criteria, I can never get treatment. But they also don’t treat TBI.

      …So I’m forked.

      If anyone has any spare encouragement to share, I could REALLY use some. Trying to focus on ANYTHING at work has been kicking my tail.

      Thank youse!

      Laura plays “ADHD Relief Music” on the hacked neurotransmitter-induced musical hallucination, for them as wants it:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG2IK8oRZNA

      ‘Preciate it much.

  39. thumb
    thumb
    June 19, 2024 at 6:57 am | #

    The censored version of Die Hard I got to see on TV said “Yippee ki yeah, m****rfucker.” One of the few censors that makes a line better.

    • superglucose
      superglucose
      June 19, 2024 at 9:55 am | #

      why is “mother” the half of that you bleeped?

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        June 19, 2024 at 10:12 am | #

        Cuz that’s what they bleeped on the TV in the anecdote, possibly.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 19, 2024 at 10:23 am | #

          Which only pushes my puzzlement back a step.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            June 19, 2024 at 10:40 am | #

            I like it. Reminds me of when TV would censor “goddamn it” to “[bleep]damn it”, which I assume doesn’t happen anymore. It always made me imagine an even worse swear, like “fuck damn it”.

            Idk, I have streaming and DVDs, so the only time I see actual broadcast TV now is in the hospital.

            • Schpoonman
              Schpoonman
              June 19, 2024 at 3:50 pm | #

              I was thinking of Punk’d and “ass****”, I’m not sure I’ve heard “***dammit”.

            • bemisawa
              bemisawa
              June 19, 2024 at 11:19 pm | #

              Welp, I guess I need to start using the phrase “fuckdamn it” now.

  40. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    June 19, 2024 at 6:59 am | #

    Apropos of nothing, I want to see Joyce quote from “Every sperm is sacred.”

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 19, 2024 at 10:29 am | #

      Early Joyce would have been so conflicted by that sketch, if she’d been allowed to watch it.
      All her ideas about birth control would agree with the Catholic pov in the song, but she would have been outraged by them being Catholic. And, iirc, in the sketch, there’s a bit about Protestants being able to use birth control.

      It’s kind of a fascinating time capsule of how at least some strains of Protestantism have adopted views once strongly attached to Catholicism.

      • Segnosaur
        Segnosaur
        June 19, 2024 at 11:43 am | #

        Was the Joyce brown household against birth control?

        I know they were against pre-marital hanky panky, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they would be against birth control, when used by a married couple who dutifully pray to jebus and donate to their church.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 19, 2024 at 2:39 pm | #

          We had a whole arc about Joyce and birth control. Sure, you could kind of squint and say it was only because she wasn’t married and I’m not sure it was ever explicitly stated, but it’s become a big thing on the culty evangelical right.

          • Proxiehunter
            Proxiehunter
            June 19, 2024 at 3:10 pm | #

            If married couples aren’t having kids then how are the fundies going to out breed “THEM“?

            Them being everyone who’s not the exact right kind of Christian (Fundamentalists of different sects are also the wrong kind of Christian) and depending on the fundamentalist you’re talking to anyone who’s not white.

  41. Owlmirror
    Owlmirror
    June 19, 2024 at 10:19 am | #

    Were home-schooled Becky and Joyce even allowed to watch television Die Hard?

    How did home-schooled kids who presumably only interact with other home-schooled kids find out that original movie Die Hard differed from the television version?

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      June 19, 2024 at 10:55 am | #

      Remember, religion can really mess people up.

      It’s possible that Joyce’s parents allowed her to watch “violent” movies like die hard unsupervised because “at least there are no naked boobies in it”.

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      June 19, 2024 at 11:15 am | #

      It doesn’t promote Eastern religion or anything. Just good patriotic American gun violence, Bruce Willis represents the oppressed Christians fighting back against the Islamoatheist oppressors to save Christmas! Yippee-ki-yay monkeybutter!

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        June 19, 2024 at 11:38 am | #

        Mmmm, buttered monkey

  42. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    June 19, 2024 at 10:43 am | #

    Joe smirking. He knows some way more huge kegs.

  43. Segnosaur
    Segnosaur
    June 19, 2024 at 10:53 am | #

    I am not necessarily complaining about the professor Brock character. But does it seem like he spends a lot of time talking about stuff that is more philosophical (or at least advanced biology) than you would expect in an entry-level biology class? Questions about whether we are “conscious” or not seen like they are out of scope.

    (Granted we only see little segments of his teaching, so it’s possible that 99.99% is about the basics)

    • CaravanShaker
      CaravanShaker
      June 19, 2024 at 4:01 pm | #

      I had a geometry professor early in college who had a PhD in Philosophy, and had him for a philosophy course a couple semesters later, maybe Doc is multidisciplined

    • Mark
      Mark
      June 19, 2024 at 5:17 pm | #

      A friend of mine complained that a number of her prof.s did this sort of thing. The topic varied from one to the next; the total irrelevance to the course material did not.

    • anon
      anon
      June 20, 2024 at 7:00 pm | #

      i guess he just seems bitter and jaded. imagine him coming across like book one joyce with all her proselytizing

  44. Max
    Max
    June 19, 2024 at 11:07 am | #

    Is it just me or has the webpage been loading really slowly the past week? It took multiple attempts and reloads. I am in Taiwan on Firefox. My phone was also slow to load it. All the other webpages seem to be working normally.

  45. Taffy
    Taffy
    June 19, 2024 at 11:36 am | #

    I appreciate Joyce having enough practical experience to know that a biggish jug isn’t really a lot of you’re involving other people. Pretty sure she drank that much on her own, at the bar.

    • Adept
      Adept
      June 19, 2024 at 1:25 pm | #

      er, that’s moonshine, isn’t it? It’s a lot more alcohol by volume than a keg of beer.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        June 19, 2024 at 5:52 pm | #

        Nobody has mentioned what variety of booze it is, and it’s in a generic cartoon jug, so it could be anything.

        • Adept
          Adept
          June 20, 2024 at 5:36 am | #

          Shouldn’t the XX mean double distilled, so it’s at least a spirit?

  46. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    June 19, 2024 at 1:34 pm | #

    “Yeah, it’s fucking not” has the same energy as “I don’t want any damn vegetables” from Todd Flanders.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      June 19, 2024 at 9:20 pm | #

      “Yeah, an’ it’s unsettlin’, like hearin’ Dora The Explorer or Elmo swear.”

  47. WAhydrohead
    WAhydrohead
    June 19, 2024 at 2:06 pm | #

    Joyce is no longer altered to fit our screens 😀

  48. BorkBorkBork
    BorkBorkBork
    June 19, 2024 at 2:13 pm | #

    Professor Brock has big “My wife left me for someone who doesn’t make everyone miserable every time they open their mouth” vibes. He’s the kind of professor I’d always be wondering if statements like this are really cries for help and if I’ll be regretting it the rest of my life if I didn’t say something now.

    • anon
      anon
      June 20, 2024 at 7:02 pm | #

      i wonder if we’ll see some 20 year ago flashback of him first starting out as a teacher and instantly getting jaded within 2 years lol

      i mean, im sure someone would ask ‘what’s your damage’ to him or so at some point, but you’d just be a student, although even as a ‘colleague’/coworker, it’s not your responsibility to help out with someone else’s hangups/issues unless it’s also affecting the work performance too

  49. Leadsynth
    Leadsynth
    June 19, 2024 at 6:02 pm | #

    It’s v cute how Joyce is dropping F-bombs but Becky still says “dang.” Also, Professor Brock’s dialogue is great.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 19, 2024 at 9:35 pm | #

      She rocketed up to a three-way tie with Becky and Joe on the f-bomb counter.

  50. Makkabee
    Makkabee
    June 20, 2024 at 11:04 am | #

    Now they can watch Die Hard and argue about whether it’s a Christmas movie or a Hanukkah movie!

  51. anon
    anon
    June 20, 2024 at 6:44 pm | #

    lol other than some youthful freshman or someone uptight that’d enjoy ‘debating’ i wonder if anyone would bother fighting back/arguing versus just ignoring/tuning out all the nihilistic? stuff he says about life lol

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