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Ipso facto

by David M Willis on November 21, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – The One Where Jocelyne Returns
└ Tags: amber, dorothy

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    November 21, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    XD

    *plays “pa$$ the time” by Bronze on hacked muzak*</a

    • IntangibleMatter
      IntangibleMatter
      November 21, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

      I miss Inside Job 🙁

  2. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 21, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    unless you hit literally every single computer in existence with a simultaneous EMP maybe

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 21, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

      That … might work.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 21, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

      Great, now she’s going to go back to planning to become president so she can gain access to the world’s largest nuclear arsenal and do that.

      You know how a lot of superheroes end up creating their own nemesis? Amber just created God Empress Dorothy.

      • DJTsurugi
        DJTsurugi
        November 21, 2024 at 1:24 am | #

        the beginning of her villain arc. ~<3

        • Weatherheight
          Weatherheight
          November 21, 2024 at 4:02 am | #

          As Amazi-Girl’s Arch-Nemesis!

          Nah, too tropy.

    • IntangibleMatter
      IntangibleMatter
      November 21, 2024 at 12:36 am | #

      You clearly underestimate the power of Amber.

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        November 21, 2024 at 9:04 am | #

        An AI-directed, self-propagating, and self-deleting stuxnet-type worm, modernized to 4 types of zero-day, to hunt down that image and only that image, no matter where it may hide?

        Yeah, give Amber a week or so to write it.

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          November 22, 2024 at 12:34 am | #

          I mean, Hardison wrote several, so.

    • Nono
      Nono
      November 21, 2024 at 12:37 am | #

      And phones, and tablets, and smartwatches, and gotta take into account people could have just screenshotted and then printed it out…

    • Hexx
      Hexx
      November 21, 2024 at 3:09 am | #

      EMPs don’t affect non magnetic backup media, such as compact disk or Bluray..

      • Regret
        Regret
        November 21, 2024 at 6:36 am | #

        That’s why you use nuclear bombs on all forms of storage, including papyrus and the fossil record. On the other hand, you don’t have to destroy them all, only the ones within the light bubble (the distance light could travel in the time since the event) of the taking of the picture.

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          November 21, 2024 at 11:08 pm | #

          exactly, nobody has made a Blu-Ray of that photo

          YET

          • The Lurker
            The Lurker
            November 22, 2024 at 9:19 am | #

            ooopsy! part of my DoA backups!

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 21, 2024 at 7:54 am | #

      Dorothy: So, you’re saying the only way to delete a photo off the cloud is to…

      *ominous clouds gather, thunder in distance, Dotty’s glasses go Gendo*

      D: DESTROY. THE. INTERNETZ.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        November 21, 2024 at 11:13 pm | #

        HACK THE PLANET

  3. Mollyscribbles
    Mollyscribbles
    November 21, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Dorothy, I don’t know what you expected.

  4. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    November 21, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    so like, what does “the cloud” even mean here.

    by itself it literally just means “the internet”

    • CrazyJ
      CrazyJ
      November 21, 2024 at 12:38 am | #

      Off-site storage and other services available through the internet. Usually it’s broken down into stuff like “software as a service” or “infrastructure as a service”, etc.

    • Stanistani
      Stanistani
      November 21, 2024 at 12:45 am | #

      The cloud is just somebody else’s computer. Usually *many* of someone else’s computers.

      I was an IT Specialist for 35 years.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        November 21, 2024 at 1:33 am | #

        so basically the internet used to store your files non-locally

        still doesn’t let us know what Dotty means by “THE cloud”

        i dont even know if she got iphone or android XD

        • Tan
          Tan
          November 21, 2024 at 1:40 am | #

          Dorothy is asking how to delete all copies of the images stored non-locally anywhere besides her phone and/or Joyce’s phone.

          Which, as Amber said, is impossible (or at least impossible to guarantee)

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            November 21, 2024 at 1:42 am | #

            … I’m guessing on a texting app? via direct message?

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          November 21, 2024 at 11:43 am | #

          Giant corporate warehouses filled with servers, storing your data for their use, wasting electricity and water.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 21, 2024 at 7:08 am | #

        This is the only answer. “The cloud” is just a datacenter somewhere, owned by one company and rented to you by a different company.

        If your data exists on a device you don’t own and have physical custody of, you don’t own your data.

        • Corronchilejano
          Corronchilejano
          November 21, 2024 at 10:10 am | #

          Even better, sometimes it’s three datacenters in different locations. You know, for nude redundancy.

    • Dday
      Dday
      November 21, 2024 at 1:14 am | #

      The cloud is a big computer someone glued a bunch of cotton balls onto.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ntPxdWAWq8

    • CJ
      CJ
      November 21, 2024 at 2:01 am | #

      I think both android and iOS have a standard setting where the stuff in your images app is automatically stored in the(ir respective) cloud (storage).
      People above 40 tend to switch it off (they also tend to backup to local devices).

      • Hof1991
        Hof1991
        November 21, 2024 at 10:15 am | #

        Us olds remember a time when we owned things and didn’t just rent them from billionaires.

        • S.R.
          S.R.
          November 21, 2024 at 11:27 am | #

          In fairness, if what somebody needs is, say, a way to back up photos on their computer to somewhere else that they can then access at will without having to carry a storage device, using a bit of space on someone else’s computer is a good way to do that. Not every service you pay for rather than owning is a bad thing.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            November 21, 2024 at 11:49 am | #

            Then it should be:
            1. Opt-in
            2. Limited in size
            3. Data not owned by corporation. It’s not a service if they’re using your data.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              November 21, 2024 at 8:07 pm | #

              So, iCloud?

              Either that or go completely off the rails and build a 120+ TB storage server like I did. (Good for mass storage, but it’s not an offsite backup.)

    • lur
      lur
      November 21, 2024 at 8:21 am | #

      considering she talks about “the cloud” as an undefined abstract concept and that it’s dorothy, i don’t think she is tech savvy enough to know what *she* means by that

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        November 21, 2024 at 11:16 pm | #

        heh XD

  5. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    November 21, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Amber playing the role of Evil Vizier in this scenario.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      November 21, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

      “My liege, she means you harm!”

      • Florence
        Florence
        November 21, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

        *whispering in her ear*

        “Thats what a person who means to do you harm would say”

    • Rowan
      Rowan
      November 21, 2024 at 12:51 am | #

      And she rocks it! I hope she considers playing DnD some time in her life.

  6. Dara
    Dara
    November 21, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    panel 3 is so many things <3

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 21, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      A killing blow to the rumor that the comic is being renamed Smarting of Age?

    • Rowan
      Rowan
      November 21, 2024 at 12:50 am | #

      Panel 3 & 4 are some of my favourite Dorothy expressions. She’s truly allowing herself to roll with it and make some potential mistakes.

      • clif
        clif
        November 21, 2024 at 12:55 am | #

        Potential?

      • Rose by Any other Name
        Rose by Any other Name
        November 21, 2024 at 7:34 am | #

        I absolutely love panel 4.
        Dorothy’s expression of relief and subtle happiness at having send the nude. Such adorable Sapphic vibes!
        Amber’s extremely satisfied and somewhat evil smirk. She knows exactly what she is doing, and she’s loving every second of it.

  7. Osopescado
    Osopescado
    November 21, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    “Ahhhhh tits.”

    • Rose by Any other Name
      Rose by Any other Name
      November 21, 2024 at 7:38 am | #

      “Celebrated everywhere for their excellence.”

  8. Queezle
    Queezle
    November 21, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    You could have led with that Amber

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 21, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      And ruin the bit?

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      November 21, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

      it’s weird like,

      a Gen-Z college student like Dotty is someone I expect to have a little more knowledge on how the internet works?

      unless this comic really is gonna go into horny manga territory XD

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        November 21, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

        The sliding timescale is rapidly getting to the point where these characters grew up with phones, where increased ease-of-use combined with deliberate obfuscation of the underlying systems mean that it’s easy for a layperson to be completely ignorant of how their machines function while still using them daily.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 21, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

          Same thing that happened to cars and TVs, innit.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 21, 2024 at 12:30 am | #

          I was a software engineer for mumbledy years and I firmly believe they work by magic.

          • Michael Steamweed
            Michael Steamweed
            November 21, 2024 at 9:09 am | #

            Quantum magics with equations!

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          November 21, 2024 at 12:37 am | #

          it’s weird cuz for me like,

          I am especially compelled know at least the basics behind how appliances i use every like toasters and freezers work and headphones work?

          same goes for how the internet gets a comic strip from the server to my screen, how video games work internally, etc

          if only because physics, electronics and tech have been some of my longest held hyperfixations ever XD

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            November 21, 2024 at 2:13 am | #

            If tech/electronics is a passion of yours, you may be falling into the average familiarity trap

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          November 21, 2024 at 2:25 am | #

          Can confirm, I have absolutely no idea how any of the stuff I use on my phone or computer actually works.

      • AbacusWizard
        AbacusWizard
        November 21, 2024 at 1:40 am | #

        “a Gen-Z college student like Dotty is someone I expect to have a little more knowledge on how the internet works?”

        In my experience modern students *don’t* have much knowledge about how the internet works. I start telling them the URL to my course website and more often than not they type it into a search bar instead of an address bar, and hit enter before I finish.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          November 21, 2024 at 1:51 am | #

          heh like, I guess maybe thus says something about where I live?

          in CA, latest IT is really central to how a lot of stuff is done around here in education, business and government, what with Silicon Valley and surrounding culture

          thus I take it that people over here on average know a little more about how these systems work than say, a state like Colorado or Kansas?

          • yak
            yak
            November 21, 2024 at 2:15 am | #

            I grew up & live in CA too, and I think not knowing very basic IT stuff is pretty par for the course everywhere. All those things were being slowly cut out of my school district (a relatively affluent one) by the time I graduated in 2017. They would send kids home with ipads, but those were almost exclusively used for google classroom or something.

            We’re starting to see the effects now. Students coming out of high school have *way* less of a grasp on the basics of computer use than I and most of my peers did in college.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              November 21, 2024 at 2:55 am | #

              That’s…. really concerning to me?

              Even outside of coding, knowing my computer stuff was essential in productivity in school and special interests and projects and what even before the pandemic, it’s pivotal in how I make money at ALL as somebody disabled six ways to Sunday.

              Back in computer lab in middle school we learned how to type via Jumpstart PC game, i stayed after-school to practice so much i was literally first in my class to get to the game’s win condition if only because of how badly I wanted to improve this skill for the sake of my future. Same goes for basically everything else I know about effective computer use, internet literacy, etc.

              You tellin me schools cutting it out like THAT?

              • yak
                yak
                November 21, 2024 at 4:32 am | #

                I don’t think the elementary school I went to has a computer lab any more (my mom was a teacher there for years after I graduated). I learned to type in there. Again, replaced by ipads or maybe chromebooks. Not sure if my middle school ever had one. There were a few in my high school, one of them was reserved for the special institute of whatever for smart kids, one of them was in the library and we were rarely allowed in there, and one of them was used for the IT and programming electives that may or may not be taught any more since the guy teaching them retired. They also got rid of all shop classes and electronics classes. I was in the last electronics class at my school.

                And yeah, public education is getting a lot worse. Literacy rates in the US have been dropping for years. It’s really bad.

              • Jeremiah
                Jeremiah
                November 21, 2024 at 4:37 am | #

                Computer and cellphone had become so easy to access and use that the regular people that don’t need to know them any deeper that surface level doesn’t actually have any motivation to learn about them. Why would you learn something more complicated when you are doing fine with the easier stuff? Unless you get interested in it yourself, you call for an expert if you have the money or look up videos for one specific problem you have and then stop there.

          • Jeremiah
            Jeremiah
            November 21, 2024 at 2:29 am | #

            You assuming that more regular people know about something because it greatly affect their life when they can pay someone to know it for them is quite adorable.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              November 21, 2024 at 3:12 am | #

              Once again I see capitalism marginalizing the need for an informed public, alongside much else needed for democratic society to function. 😑

              • Michael Steamweed
                Michael Steamweed
                November 21, 2024 at 9:53 am | #

                Not just the forces of capitalism. Also the forces of voters and the politicians they put or allow into office. More than half of USA states require standardized testing at the budgetary expense of enrichment courses like typing, electives, arts, finances, computing, etc. Schools are starving and have no choice but to emphasize testing and deemphasize everything else.

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  November 21, 2024 at 12:02 pm | #

                  And what’s super fun is that a lot of those standardized tests are administered on a computer! Let’s not teach kids how to type and then assess them based on typed responses.

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  November 21, 2024 at 4:17 pm | #

                  it’s fucking actually ALLOWED to be that children in this country are bereft of the skills they will need to navigate the Information Age, the future world they will inherit???

                  this is BEYOND concerning. the way things are done in US education right now just about borders on SERIAL NEGLECT X-X

                • Michael Steamweed
                  Michael Steamweed
                  November 21, 2024 at 5:15 pm | #

                  Politicians, the for-profit testing companies, and their pet voters not only allow it, but require it. This is purposeful. The term you want is “abuse”, not “neglect”.

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        November 21, 2024 at 1:46 am | #

        Gen Z is apparently faaar less tech savvy then we think they are. They know how to *use* things, but knowing *how* they work is a blind side to them.

        Dotty is basically a normy, she probably knows that everything online stays online, but doesn’t understand how it stays there, or where it goes. Amber is a tech nerd, she knows the secret things.

        • Mark
          Mark
          November 21, 2024 at 7:08 am | #

          I’ve reluctantly concluded that the average person wants the world to be inexplicable magic that just does stuff. I have no idea how one can live like that.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 21, 2024 at 7:51 am | #

            Most of the world is incomprehensible magic that just does stuff. There’s no other way to deal with it. There’s so much out there that it takes a decade or more of study to learn the basics of one part of the magic and even that just reveals how much you don’t know about everything surrounding it.

            • Nymph
              Nymph
              November 21, 2024 at 9:16 am | #

              This. The amount of doom-rattling happening because an 18/19yo might not know every aspect of how the internet or her phone works is so weird to me.

              It’s okay for people not to know everything. It’s okay for people not to know the things you personally find interesting or necessary. Phones work until they don’t, and there are people who know how/why/when to repair them if they don’t. Same thing for my car, my toaster, my television, etc.

              • Michael Steamweed
                Michael Steamweed
                November 21, 2024 at 9:57 am | #

                The major problem is not that people don’t know every aspect. It’s that they increasingly don’t know the basics. The introductory and foundational facts about how the internet is structured (and who owns it) and how your cellphone works (and who owns it, who owns its programs, and who owns its data).

                • Taffy
                  Taffy
                  November 21, 2024 at 1:10 pm | #

                  It’s me. I own all of it. I’m not giving it back.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  November 21, 2024 at 2:49 pm | #

                  But almost all that is not actually the kind of technical “how does it work” stuff people are complaining about.

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  November 21, 2024 at 3:28 pm | #

                  My “complaints”– more “concerns”– are around people not know how things work to the point that they can only do things on certain apps, for example, and struggle to move away from them if those programs are exploitive. Also, not understanding what search engines are and now AI is used and all that.

                  Basically, that there’s a shift toward less education around technology as technology continues to be increasingly important and ubiquitous. That said, this concern, and I think the concern of at least some others here, isn’t spurred by things like Dorothy in this strip; that just happened to be the jumping off point for the conversation.

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  November 21, 2024 at 5:48 pm | #

                  besides generative AI’s ethical concerns which can not be overstated, the market for it is so fucking fraudulent and is a speculation bubble whose popping is gonna be orders of magnitude worse than the Dot Com crash of the early 2000s

                  not to mention the many ways by which, even outside the gen AI shit, data-powered algorithms and IT applications are being used to automate racism and other bigotries (often unwittingly) in even really important systems like healthcare and other services

                  or maybe I really AM making a bigger deal of publics’ lack of familiarity with systems like this which govern their lives in and out of formal government than it actually is. maybe this really is JUST me having a Dina moment

                  i mean i WANT to believe that — more or less the same way I wanna believe that there’s a zero percent chance of me eventually having to live in a tent and subsist on acorns and wild prickly pears if any of the goals of project 2025 are fulfilled @-@

        • nicoleandmaggie
          nicoleandmaggie
          November 21, 2024 at 11:29 am | #

          I have to spend 30 min each semester teaching graduate students how file structures work. They download things but don’t know where they put them.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          November 21, 2024 at 5:41 pm | #

          I don’t really think that’s true, there had always been a great amount of people that don’t understand how stuff like that works, it’s just now they ever present on daily life so it’s more noticeable.

          • Jeremiah
            Jeremiah
            November 21, 2024 at 5:41 pm | #

            @Yumi

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            November 21, 2024 at 6:54 pm | #

            Okay, well, it’s what I’ve been seeing happen in schools over the last decade. There have definitely always been people who don’t understand or think they understand more than they do (see my comment further down), but now it’s often assumed that young people do know– and they receive that messaging themselves– even though they’re not being taught. At a time when digital literacy should be increasingly present in schools, I’ve seen the opposite happening.

            And like… the things people know should have some correspondence to what’s relevant. People not knowing how to use something when it was rarely used wouldn’t be a concern as much as people not knowing how to use something that’s constantly used.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              November 21, 2024 at 8:01 pm | #

              SquidwardBangingHeadOnCashRegister.gif

              0-0

      • Adept
        Adept
        November 21, 2024 at 6:26 am | #

        It’s going to get stranger for those of us over fourty.

        A few years from now Amber and Dorothy will be gen-Alpha, and presumably their early teen years were formed by skibidy toilet and the like.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        November 21, 2024 at 7:09 am | #

        Having worked with Gen Z students for years, I can confirm that the general level of tech skills is low. Computer courses in elementary through middle school are less and less a thing, sometimes accompanied by the argument that “these kids are digital natives,” so therefore they really already know this stuff (when the real reasoning is more likely things like funding and that finding those with strong tech skills who can also instruct a roomful of 30 kids at a time and wants to do it all for a school teacher’s salary is probably difficult).

        I will also add, though, that a lot of Millennials and such are less tech savvy than they consider themselves to be. On time at work, a coworker was having tech difficulties and asked if either another coworker and I were good with technology to try to help him out. I don’t consider myself particularly skilled with computers, so the other coworker went over first. Neither of them could figure out how to get it to do what we needed, with both saying they’re both usually good with computers. I walked over and fixed it by using the keyboard to zoom out. It took, like, two seconds. The first guy kept talking about how I was a huge help and a tech wizard, and I had to keep from being like, “…Bro, *really*?”

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          November 21, 2024 at 7:29 pm | #

          OMG i fuckin feel the secondhand cringe from that last example

          re: “finding those with strong tech skills who can also instruct a roomful of 30 kids at a time and wants to do it all for a school teacher’s salary is probably difficult”,

          maybe solving the problem requires not framing the problem too tightly..

          like, there are video games such as Minecraft, Factorio, Terraria, etc, whose systems rival the complexity of even intermediate usage of operating systems like Windows 7 for the sake of productivity in work and school.

          But yet even kids who play these complex games can MORE than get to grips with the systems without needing ANY kind of board-certified staff paid to be there to instruct them how.

          complex games can still be fun and autotelic, even if it’s seemingly too complex for players at first the answer is not always necessarily to water them down but to make better tutorials for complex games, something that can give players what they need to navigate the systems and figure out even more on their own

          likewise the solution to this shouldn’t be to dumb it down but to make better tutorials for students to be able to navigate computer stuff on their own

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            November 21, 2024 at 8:31 pm | #

            Having such a game would be great; the proposed solution is then “the creation of such a game, schools paying for the licensing and assuring they have compatible equipment, a teacher with good familiarity with the game (yes, this would still require a teacher).” Lowering the level of specialized skills for teachers might widen that that net, but other factors are added.

            There are definitely different approaches that can be taken. None of it needs to be one perfect thing. But it’s all an issue of getting organizations to take it on. (Also, there’s a lot that could overlap with the skillset of a school librarian– but so many schools now don’t have a school librarian…)

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              November 21, 2024 at 9:01 pm | #

              Not just a game but games, or even game-like overlays for applications they need for research and other productivity.

              I mean, if there’s anything I know earthlings including teachers and even organizational leaders can get hooked on and support for it’s own sake with their own time and money, it’s video games — even ones that are actually really educational without even meaning to be.

              Humans are known to learn very effectively via many forms of play not soon after being born. Video games are far from an exception.

              What are some educational games you loved playing, either as a kid or a grown-up?

              I reckon video games and aspiring systems have tremendous untapped potential for education of which we’ve but scratched the surface.

              • NGPZ
                NGPZ
                November 21, 2024 at 9:31 pm | #

                *not long after being born

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                November 21, 2024 at 9:32 pm | #

                I understand about learning from video games. There’s a bunch of stuff about it in teacher education academia.

                Honestly, this conversation is just getting frustrating for me, but if you want to look into developing digital literacy, I would, obviously, support the idea.

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  November 21, 2024 at 9:44 pm | #

                  Looking back, I only now recognize what I wrote might seem condescending, if I so or had missed another social cue I am very sorry. I am very much appreciative of your input and recognize there can be many obstacles to solving this problem no matter what route we choose.

                  As a teacher the work you do is an invaluable service to our democratic society. If there is anything I can do to make this work easier, more fun and more effective with what video games do for digital literacy, I would love to know.

                  Are there any games or game-like systems you or your co-workers already use in school that you find very fun and useful for teaching?

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  November 21, 2024 at 9:55 pm | #

                  *can do for digital literacy,

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 21, 2024 at 3:22 pm | #

        Tech literacy is actually trending down as time goes on, because the youths these days expect everything to “just work” like their magic phone apps. I’ve had to teach fresh college grads some desktop computer basics (for their job involving data entry on a computer) because they’re not as familiar with the traditional desktop paradigm as they are pecking away at a phone screen.

    • gnomedeplume
      gnomedeplume
      November 22, 2024 at 4:34 am | #

      the conversation got sidetracked by the reason for wanting to delete something and snowballed from there before the subject could be readdressed

  9. Ray
    Ray
    November 21, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Amber’s internal voice: “Mission Accomplished”

    • thakoru
      thakoru
      November 21, 2024 at 1:55 am | #

      Amber’s other internal voice: “NOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
      Amber’s OTHER other internal voice: Your mom.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        November 21, 2024 at 2:32 am | #

        For a nickle.

      • Woop de doop
        Woop de doop
        November 21, 2024 at 2:37 am | #

        Amazi Girl is groaning in exasperation

  10. mindbleach
    mindbleach
    November 21, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    I mean she did warn you. With context and everything.

  11. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    November 21, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    It took me way too long to realize Dorothy’s shirt in this sequence.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 21, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      Yeah, she looks like the cover for a blank VHS tape.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 21, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

        The national flag of Bulgaria?

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 21, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

          Nah, they tended to favor Betamax.

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 21, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

            Beta was bettah.

    • Jo_cubstar
      Jo_cubstar
      November 21, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      I didn’t notice until you pointed it out

  12. davus
    davus
    November 21, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    And Dorothy can’t say amber didn’t warn her, becuase amber did warn her.

  13. EtchJetty
    EtchJetty
    November 21, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    GOD. AMBER IS ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS EVER CREATED

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 21, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

      She is amazing at everything she attempts. How can you not admire that? I mean, she’s a mess, but wow!!!

      • EtchJetty
        EtchJetty
        November 21, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

        she’s so sucks and it’s so wonderful. you just Know she is walking away from dorothy to start writing a fanfic about this exact scenario

  14. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    November 21, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    We need Amazi-girl back, not necessarily because she was a great superhero, but because she seems to have been occupying the time Amber needed to be a monstrous supervillain.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 21, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

      Supervillain by day, superhero by night. It must have been done in a comic, but I can’t recall an instance.

      • Jeff K!
        Jeff K!
        November 21, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

        That’s specifically the original deal with Eclipso, where Bruce Gordon tries to stop Eclipso’s plans before they happen, and Eclipso just does evil stuff at night.

        Once Eclipso became a Major Event-level villain that all kind of stopped.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 21, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

          Bruce Gordon? Any relationship to Commissioner Gordon?

          • Michael Steamweed
            Michael Steamweed
            November 21, 2024 at 10:02 am | #

            Theoretically, no. As originally intended. But you never can tell with future rewrites.

      • Jeff K!
        Jeff K!
        November 21, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

        Oh yeah, that’s also kind of Hulk’s deal for his first few issues, but then he stops being a villain so much.

        Some of that came back with the Mr. Fixit portion of the Peter David run, but he was less “supervillain” and more “bouncer at a casino”

      • Cass
        Cass
        November 21, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

        Closest thing I can recall off the top of my head is Sentry and The Void, and even that’s only sometimes because writers go back and forth about how much he influences who Void is.

    • Rowan
      Rowan
      November 21, 2024 at 12:55 am | #

      Amber’s supervillain superpower is creating fanfic situations.. and creating them by any means necessary.

  15. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    November 21, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    She DID explicitly state that she’s a goblin who loves mess.

  16. Florence
    Florence
    November 21, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    Oh Dorothy

  17. Clif
    Clif
    November 21, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

    Of course what we all want to know is will Becky be with Joyce when she receives the pix.

    • Regret
      Regret
      November 21, 2024 at 6:33 am | #

      It is now my head canon that these pics have accidentally been sent to Becky.

  18. Suet
    Suet
    November 21, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    Damn you Amber. Dotty’s weak smile while typing “lol” tho, lol.

    I dunno, some people may like polished sexy pics— considering Dorothy is 🥞 🥞 , would Joyce think that Joe had sent in a late nudie and she’ll never notice?

    damn you willis

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 21, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

      “Wow, Joe. Your boobies sure are freckly and pale.”

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 21, 2024 at 12:33 am | #

        The better to [inaudible and garbled] my dear.

    • Azhrei Vep
      Azhrei Vep
      November 21, 2024 at 6:46 am | #

      Alright, somebody care to explain what a pair of red …Rs? on a yellow background is intended to mean?

      • Mark
        Mark
        November 21, 2024 at 7:14 am | #

        They come through here as two plates of pancakes.

      • Colin McKenzie
        Colin McKenzie
        November 21, 2024 at 8:29 am | #

        I thought it was the logo of the Orange Lantern Corps.

  19. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 21, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    And this is why you shouldn’t trust a trash goblin’s advice.

    • anon
      anon
      November 21, 2024 at 1:10 am | #

      be hilarious if somehow robin came across and would’ve had ‘better’ advice if not “Oh i’ve def done more impressive ones!” and showing off her nude selfie collection

  20. v.gay.person
    v.gay.person
    November 21, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

    My brain has decided Dorothy pronounces “El Oh El” and Amber says “lol”

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      November 21, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      Ditto. My own brain did a double-take at “an lol” because I was like, it’s supposed to be “a lol” of course >_<; I can't be the only one who pronounces it as a single syllable, right?

      • v.gay.person
        v.gay.person
        November 21, 2024 at 12:55 am | #

        I pronounce it as a word, too. My sister says it’s a cringey sign of being chronically online…. lol

        • Mark
          Mark
          November 21, 2024 at 7:16 am | #

          I’m going to ignore both and start pronouncing it “HA!”

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 21, 2024 at 9:56 am | #

          Your sister sounds like the cringe one.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 21, 2024 at 8:00 am | #

        If it’s allcaps, then pronounce each letter. If it’s lowercase, one syllable.

        • Dara
          Dara
          November 21, 2024 at 12:06 pm | #

          nah for me it’s like if it can be pronounced I’m pronouncing it which is how around my house we have words like “hidme” (hid-me) which is HDMI.

        • Dara
          Dara
          November 21, 2024 at 12:07 pm | #

          (there’s also a local grocery store chain which has unfortunately been Krogerised called QFC for – originally – Quality Food Centres. It’s “kifsee” now and somehow that only happened after Kroger.)

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          November 21, 2024 at 10:50 pm | #

          Also, Dottie pronounces it L-O-L. Amber pronounces it ‘lol’.

    • Veronica
      Veronica
      November 21, 2024 at 1:48 am | #

      My immediate thought was: Dorothy pronouces “lol” as “el oh el”? What is she, 57?

    • Dara
      Dara
      November 21, 2024 at 12:04 pm | #

      THAT’S what that was about holy shit

      you’re right, that’s totally it omg xD

  21. v.gay.person
    v.gay.person
    November 21, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

    I now ship Little Miss “I Can Fix Her (And Everyone but Myself)” with Little Miss “I Can Make Her Worse (And Everyone but Mostly Myself)”

    • Rowan
      Rowan
      November 21, 2024 at 12:41 am | #

      You’ve convinced me too! A very interesting dynamic.

  22. Taffy
    Taffy
    November 21, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

    Amber’s gonna spend the rest of her day sending dick pics to people.

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      November 21, 2024 at 12:37 am | #

      She sends pics of Mike. Mike’s spirit nods in approval

      • clif
        clif
        November 21, 2024 at 1:08 am | #

        And so does your mother.

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          November 21, 2024 at 10:05 am | #

          For a nickel.

  23. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    November 21, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

    I’m so here for when Amber convinces Dorothy that nothing less than a glammed-up headshot of her anus will do for a followup

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 21, 2024 at 12:34 am | #

      That’s gonna require a lot of glam, let’s be honest. She doesn’t have a particularly impressive one.

      • Barf Ninjason
        Barf Ninjason
        November 21, 2024 at 11:37 pm | #

        O ye of little faith, Dorothy is jaw-droppingly sexy in every way

    • Dday
      Dday
      November 21, 2024 at 1:18 am | #

      Glitter, soft lighting, hand-painted lightning bolts?

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        November 21, 2024 at 8:27 am | #

        Gotta be careful with that. Link might come by and shoot an elemental arrow at her butt.

      • mindbleach
        mindbleach
        November 21, 2024 at 9:50 pm | #

        Superimposed low-opacity butthole in the upper left corner.

  24. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    November 21, 2024 at 12:32 am | #

    Amber is the villain side of Amazi-girl

    • RickZarber
      RickZarber
      November 21, 2024 at 3:32 am | #

      Honestly? Now that she’s buried both a) the hatchet with Sal, and b) Amber’s dad, I’m 100% on board with the idea of Amazi-girl’s new arch enemy being Amber.

      • Regret
        Regret
        November 21, 2024 at 6:31 am | #

        Impossible, Amber is already Amber’s arch enemy, and you can’t have two arch enemies.

        • Mark
          Mark
          November 21, 2024 at 7:20 am | #

          But you can be two people’s arch enemy.

          • Regret
            Regret
            November 21, 2024 at 10:49 am | #

            That would be cheating, any arch enemy that does that to you should be dumped immediately.

          • Dara
            Dara
            November 21, 2024 at 12:09 pm | #

            Only in retirement, and only for low-level heroes to help them get started. Guild rules are very clear on the matter.

          • Dara
            Dara
            November 21, 2024 at 12:10 pm | #

            AND you have to qualify. It’s kind of a mentorship thing, really.

  25. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    November 21, 2024 at 12:37 am | #

    Amber clearly doesn’t want Dorothy to know about the shred command.

    • CrazyJ
      CrazyJ
      November 21, 2024 at 1:37 am | #

      With good reason. Even your link says it is far from foolproof and if we are talking about cloud storage then the data is undoubtedly be copied and backup on another server. Even if Amber could pull it off she wouldn’t do it for some slightly embarrassing photo on cloud storage.

  26. MisterJinKC
    MisterJinKC
    November 21, 2024 at 12:37 am | #

    Recovery tech has advanced to the point that when the government/military needs a hard drives data to be 100% unrecoverable they physically destroy it. It’s the only way to be sure. Even an RMP isn’t guaranteed anymore.

    • CJ
      CJ
      November 21, 2024 at 1:56 am | #

      Cloud is worse. You don’t even know which hard drives to destroy, and if you did, you’d need a few squads to reach them, which is not exactly inconspicuous.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 21, 2024 at 8:52 am | #

        I mean sure, but no ones doing that kind of nonsense to recover a college kid’s risque pictures.

        Making things completely 100% unrecoverable for anyone with unlimited resources is practically impossible. A good enough solution for casual stuff like this isn’t that hard.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 21, 2024 at 2:02 am | #

      Some while ago I came by a Mac Quadra that had belonged to the publishing section of a certain Australian security intelligence organisation, sold at an auction for government surplus.

      They had removed the CD-ROM drive and destroyed it (along with the hard disk, of course).

      • Masumi
        Masumi
        November 21, 2024 at 2:21 am | #

        Chances are the regulations say to destroy anything that plugged into any sata connectors, just to be sure.

    • mindbleach
      mindbleach
      November 21, 2024 at 10:00 pm | #

      When GRiD sold laptops to the US military, they marked the case directly above the nonvolatile memory, as an indicator of where to place a muzzle before pulling the trigger.

  27. staszu13
    staszu13
    November 21, 2024 at 1:47 am | #

    Amber’s evil look in panel four. She has more of her dad in her than she’s willing to admit

    • Rowan
      Rowan
      November 21, 2024 at 3:32 am | #

      I think she has less traits of her dad than her anxiety tells her she does.

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      November 21, 2024 at 6:06 am | #

      Her dad does that?

      • staszu13
        staszu13
        November 21, 2024 at 10:32 am | #

        Behaving badly? Sure. I do admit running a criminal enterprise is beyond Amber’s ambition or interest

  28. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 21, 2024 at 1:51 am | #

    Amber could’ve mentioned that earlier but then she wouldn’t get her fanfic. She’s diabolical. XD

  29. Freezer
    Freezer
    November 21, 2024 at 2:04 am | #

    “To the point someone like me can’t recover it? Impossible.”

    [Boots up Bleach Bit]

    Challenge accepted!

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 21, 2024 at 8:54 am | #

      Sure. If you can run it on all the online cloud servers that stored a copy.

  30. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    November 21, 2024 at 2:06 am | #

    Oooi.

  31. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    November 21, 2024 at 2:36 am | #

    The classic analogy I always remember was “It’s like trying to get the pee out of a pool”

    • Regret
      Regret
      November 21, 2024 at 6:29 am | #

      If you’re fast enough and you’ve got a big enough bucket you can have a reasonable chance of success?

      If you detonate (this requires some preparation) every form of storage within the light bubble of the moment the picture was taken you have a pretty good chance.

      • Mark
        Mark
        November 21, 2024 at 7:26 am | #

        Unless you have superluminal communication tech and prepositioned charges literally everywhere, you’ll always be late.

        • Regret
          Regret
          November 21, 2024 at 10:48 am | #

          There’s one other option you’re ignoring for some reason: Trigger the detonation before taking the picture.

  32. Woop de doop
    Woop de doop
    November 21, 2024 at 2:40 am | #

    President Dorothy Keener and Space Force Captain Julia Gray flirting. Some yummy ideas for Amber’s fanfic.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      November 21, 2024 at 4:31 am | #

      Nah, Amber needs at least one cock to keep her interested.

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        November 21, 2024 at 10:11 am | #

        Which is the more likely threesome to happen first? Dorothy + Joyce + Joe?
        Or Dorothy + Joyce + Walky?

        Or will it be Dorothy + Joyce + Joe + Walky??

        Amber, get on that!

  33. BassBone
    BassBone
    November 21, 2024 at 3:03 am | #

    I’m starting to realize I don’t like Amber much, and that makes me sad. I wish she’d get the help she so desperately needs.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      November 21, 2024 at 4:29 am | #

      That is kind of a strange thing to say in this specific strip where she isn’t showing any of her usual issues.

  34. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    November 21, 2024 at 3:12 am | #

    Just because someone skilled enough can glue shreded my naked picture dont make me not shreded it and throw away to not be seen by less skilled

    • CrazyJ
      CrazyJ
      November 21, 2024 at 6:44 am | #

      While that’s true, even taking that step could put Amber in potential legal trouble just to get rid of slightly embarrassing photo. The cautionary step to stop any of this was to not backup your pictures to the cloud in the first place.

      • Mark
        Mark
        November 21, 2024 at 7:35 am | #

        Since I can’t examine or change the purported security mechanisms of my phone, I just assume that anything I do with it is instantly posted on a billboard somewhere, and choose my activities accordingly.

        • temporaryobsessor
          temporaryobsessor
          November 21, 2024 at 10:19 am | #

          Sounds like a plan.

  35. Queen Anthai
    Queen Anthai
    November 21, 2024 at 3:58 am | #

    In all seriousness, folks, always make sure to NOT have your photos auto-backed up to anywhere.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 21, 2024 at 8:25 am | #

      While I back the sentiment and all, it’s not like I’ve got anything compromising or incriminating floating around. If some government fruitcake or wingnut hacker wants to see my Final Fantasy XIV porn collection so badly, I don’t care to stop them.

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        November 21, 2024 at 8:38 am | #

        FFXIV porn collection, you say?

        *dons dark glasses indoors, bangs on keyboard* “I’m in.”

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 21, 2024 at 9:55 am | #

          Hope ya like Hydaelyn and Shiva.

          • Queen Anthai
            Queen Anthai
            November 22, 2024 at 3:02 am | #

            DO I EVER

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      November 21, 2024 at 10:01 am | #

      Dorothy was always under Amber’s spell. She lost the moment she agreed.

  36. Kaz
    Kaz
    November 21, 2024 at 5:09 am | #

    I’m sure this wont come back up in 300 or so pages.

  37. Colin McKenzie
    Colin McKenzie
    November 21, 2024 at 8:26 am | #

    Has this lean into villainousness and chaos agent always been part of Amber’s personality, or is she trying to assert her personhood against Amazi-Girl’s heroism?

  38. Felian
    Felian
    November 21, 2024 at 8:34 am | #

    Dorothy, at least reuse it and send it to Walky as well!

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      November 21, 2024 at 10:13 am | #

      Exactly! Dorothy, be considerate about your boytoy!

  39. Florence
    Florence
    November 21, 2024 at 8:49 am | #

    I can’t wait to see what other even gayer thing Dorothy will do to try to fix this situation, escalating to gayer and gayer situations

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      November 21, 2024 at 9:57 pm | #

      so basically, a horny manga XD

  40. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    November 21, 2024 at 9:02 am | #

    The cake is a lie.
    The (cheese)cake is a lie (but tasty anyway).
    The cloud is forever(ish).

    • Laura
      Laura
      November 21, 2024 at 12:16 pm | #

      There is no spoon.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 21, 2024 at 3:40 pm | #

        Spoon!

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        November 21, 2024 at 5:17 pm | #

        “No spoons” certainly does describe my typical motivational levels these days.

        • Laura
          Laura
          November 21, 2024 at 9:31 pm | #

          oooh, yeah.
          Me, TOO, yo’!
          <3

  41. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    November 21, 2024 at 9:03 am | #

    I hope this photo is the start of something that will shake up Dorothy and Joyce’s relationship. For better or worse.

    • Woop de doop
      Woop de doop
      November 21, 2024 at 12:33 pm | #

      Good vibrations

  42. thumb
    thumb
    November 21, 2024 at 9:26 am | #

    Amber is Amazi-Girl’s nemesis

  43. crow
    crow
    November 21, 2024 at 9:43 am | #

    By changing your phone’s settings so it doesn’t store images on the cloud. You don’t need to be a tech genius to do that.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      November 21, 2024 at 10:21 pm | #

      “genius” or not, students’ average tech literacy rates have apparently been declining in recent years? 0-0

  44. Pergola
    Pergola
    November 21, 2024 at 9:50 am | #

    Wait, those pics I deleted are still there?

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      November 21, 2024 at 10:14 am | #

      Likely they are in several different “there” locations.

    • Hof1991
      Hof1991
      November 21, 2024 at 10:26 am | #

      Still there and you’re paying for extra cloud space for them. At some point they’ll train “AI” using your content.

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        November 21, 2024 at 5:17 pm | #

        Probably already have been.

  45. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    November 21, 2024 at 10:02 am | #

    This is that great moment when Amazi-Girl flips off intrepid reporter Dorothy after jumping on the back of a truck.

  46. staszu13
    staszu13
    November 21, 2024 at 10:34 am | #

    Oh look the horse thing is back

    • gnomedeplume
      gnomedeplume
      November 22, 2024 at 4:30 am | #

      what horse thing

  47. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    November 21, 2024 at 11:46 am | #

    The Internet Never Forgets

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      November 21, 2024 at 11:57 am | #

      Unless it’s something you saw years ago and are trying to find again.

    • Zero
      Zero
      November 21, 2024 at 1:42 pm | #

      Absolute proof of a horrible crime committed by a Republican politician more than two weeks ago.

  48. Laura
    Laura
    November 21, 2024 at 12:17 pm | #

    Anyone up for a question game?

    Q. Do you have a favorite photo filter?
    If so, what is it and why?
    If not, why not?

    • Laura
      Laura
      November 21, 2024 at 12:22 pm | #

      I can start:

      A. I do like the “pen and wash” filter. It makes everything look like a cartoon!

    • Mark
      Mark
      November 21, 2024 at 5:01 pm | #

      #1A

      • Laura
        Laura
        November 21, 2024 at 9:33 pm | #

        Ooh, fancy!

    • Skewbrow
      Skewbrow
      November 21, 2024 at 11:51 pm | #

      Skylight.

      Not that I necessarily need it, but it protects the more expensive pieces of optics.

      You did mean those things the screw onto the lense of an analog camera, didn’t ya?

      • Laura
        Laura
        November 21, 2024 at 11:57 pm | #

        Of course! 😉

  49. Yeet
    Yeet
    November 21, 2024 at 1:27 pm | #

    I mean honestly if both dorothy and joyce delete them it’s probably fine unless they have their texts and images backed up to the cloud
    at which point it gets more annoying

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 21, 2024 at 2:46 pm | #

      Even if they do, it’s something a hacker or law enforcement could get at, but otherwise it’s not going to come back to haunt them.

      The real problem with sending nudes is not that “they’re on the Cloud and they’ll be leaked”, but that whoever you sent them to will show them around or upload them somewhere public.

  50. Xine Fury
    Xine Fury
    November 21, 2024 at 4:19 pm | #

    Oddly enough, I know a woman whose boyfriend named her breasts Ipso and Facto.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      November 21, 2024 at 5:19 pm | #

      An acquaintance of mine some years ago told me she named hers “Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum”.

  51. :0
    :0
    November 21, 2024 at 6:17 pm | #

    “Deleting is a lie” is an incredible truth in IT. I’m stealing it.

  52. BYM!
    BYM!
    November 21, 2024 at 7:31 pm | #

    I do not like that Dorothy pronounces “lol” “el oh el” when she says it, but I also can’t deny it’s in character.

  53. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    November 21, 2024 at 11:08 pm | #

    LOL is not the response Joyce would make…

  54. Darkseide
    Darkseide
    November 21, 2024 at 11:11 pm | #

    i told you, the Cloud decides what will stay and what will go. The Cloud is sentient!

  55. Ninjazaku
    Ninjazaku
    November 22, 2024 at 5:55 am | #

    I was going to ask why Amber was helping to fuel the fan fiction but

    Then i remembered who i was talking about

  56. Erik
    Erik
    November 22, 2024 at 9:20 am | #

    Not being one I can’t say for sure, but I suspect most 100% straight people wouldn’t overthink a “joke” this much. Just sayin’.

  57. Moonie
    Moonie
    November 22, 2024 at 10:03 pm | #

    LOL

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