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May 12, 2026

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by David M Willis on January 8, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – The One Where Jocelyne Returns
└ Tags: becky, dina, joe, joyce, professor brock

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    January 8, 2025 at 12:01 am | #

    Joyce and so many others want so bad to think they’ve already arrived where they need to be.

    But consider, that if everyone has already arrived at where they need to be, how could we as a society get anywhere?

    In any case, Social Justice is a verb, not a noun

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      January 8, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

      I think it’s more she’s terrified of being wrong about anything. She has to learn to forgive herself.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        January 8, 2025 at 1:03 am | #

        Yeah, after but a semester at University, Joyce is clearly still operating within a moral schema informed by her Reactionary Christian upbringing.

        It is one in which *any* deviation from a predesignated Path of Morality automatically means letting EVIL itself get a foothold in her soul.

        Same basic principle with Becky and her fear of the prospect of not being able to call herself a “Lesbian”, as though it works like the Vegan Police from Scott Pilgrim or something.

        Regardless of their differing stances on whether souls or gods exist, neither of them have *really* done away with their indoctrination but have merely repurposed it.

        • Devin
          Devin
          January 8, 2025 at 2:19 am | #

          Yeah, that’s gonna take some time. One semester after ~17 years of heavy conditioning would be an awfully short turnaround time for the kind of seismic shift in mindset we’re talking about.

          All things considered, she’s doing pretty okay, I think.

        • Amelie Wikström
          Amelie Wikström
          January 8, 2025 at 11:29 pm | #

          I’ve thought about what I could say to this, but really I just want a like button to voice agreement.

          • stePH
            stePH
            January 9, 2025 at 12:46 pm | #

            Seconded.

      • WAhydrohead
        WAhydrohead
        January 8, 2025 at 8:18 am | #

        I have just accepted that I will always be wrong because I will always be out of date on the latest.

        • Felix T. Katt
          Felix T. Katt
          January 8, 2025 at 8:29 am | #

          I have accepted that I will always be wrong, because the human default settings suck. However, I have also accepted that I will always work to be better than I am now, and the way I am now is better than I was before.

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            January 8, 2025 at 6:38 pm | #

            It will always take a long time to be right, to be an informed, responsible participant in democracy for the sake of a more fair, just society.

            By contrast, it will always take a much shorter amount of time to remain wrong but have your guilt mitigated regardless.

            Stay woke, and may peace be with you.

        • S.R.
          S.R.
          January 8, 2025 at 11:50 pm | #

          If you hover somewhere around “people should be allowed to do pretty much whatever they like as long as they’re not hurting anyone (who didn’t agree to some risk of being hurt), and I don’t have to understand something for the something to be okay”, you’re gonna be right on just about everything that matters. Whether you know the currently-considered-right words isn’t even remotely the important part. It’s the ol’ “better a redneck who expresses support for queer people using one or more slurs because that’s the language he’s aware of than someone who uses all the most up-to-date inclusive language to say that they think nonbinary people are faking and anyone who doesn’t want every possible surgery isn’t /really/ trans” situation.

    • Chaucer59
      Chaucer59
      January 8, 2025 at 12:48 am | #

      No, technically it’s a noun phrase “Social” is adjectival and “justice” is nominative. No verbs present.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        January 8, 2025 at 1:16 am | #

        People use “is a verb” to convey that something should be action-oriented. It’s not actually strictly about parts of speech.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          January 8, 2025 at 1:41 am | #

          The journey is the destination! B)

          *plays “Creeping Shadows” by Shiro Sagisu on hacked muzak*

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        January 8, 2025 at 1:50 am | #

        Right? I was going to ask how that could be a verb. I know NGPZ was trying to make a point, but I don’t see how to get there.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          January 8, 2025 at 2:05 am | #

          Justice isn’t where we currently are, but what we DO and the direction we go.

          Justice is our *continued* collective effort to make the world a better place.

          DOING what we do for justice’s sake is upholding the principle, which is the very thing itself.

          • Clif
            Clif
            January 8, 2025 at 2:20 am | #

            While any noun can be verbed, it can then no longer be adjectivized, only adverbed. You can justice, but only justice socially. It’s a structural thing.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              January 8, 2025 at 2:24 am | #

              “Let the idea choose the words, not the other way around.”

              — George Orwell

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              January 8, 2025 at 3:31 am | #

              “Verbing weirds language.”

              — Calvin

            • lur
              lur
              January 8, 2025 at 4:11 am | #

              think of it as a compound word, it’s not that “justice” is verbed and “social” then would be the adverb, or vice versa, “social justice” is the whole verb (“you’ve been social justiced”), you can hyphenate it if that helps

              we do that with other compound nouns of this type, i could definitely see “red tape” being used as a verb as is (“they’re red taping the whole process”)

              also remember speakers make the language, not the other way around, grammar rules are descriptive not prescriptive

              • NGPZ
                NGPZ
                January 8, 2025 at 4:56 am | #

                this, languages are never really separate from the cultures who speak them

                heck there are many instances in the real world where culture and countries beside each other use very majorly the same words and grammar but ardently confirm they speak different languages on account of social and political differences which are not always intelligible to outsiders

                for instance the Serbo-Croatian language splitting up into Bosnian, Montenegrin, Croatian and Serbian after the breakup of Yugoslavia in the 1990s, on account of their speakers having very different and fiercely incompatible ideas on government and civics

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                January 8, 2025 at 10:18 am | #

                That said, social justice isn’t really used as a verb, and it’s definitely not *not* a noun. The phrasing used makes more sense figuratively.

          • Delavan
            Delavan
            January 8, 2025 at 11:03 am | #

            My minor philosophic quibble is this: Justice is a noun, but *goodness* and personal just-ness are verbs/action-oriented nouns. Because you do need a standard to aspire to – which is what Justice ultimately is. But goodness is about virtue, which is about aspiring towards that goal and evaluating progress made.

            That’s independent from whether we actually know what Justice *is*, mind. Presumably our understanding of that standard must evolve as we, too, learn to be better and learn more about ourselves and our world.

      • walterw
        walterw
        January 8, 2025 at 8:38 pm | #

        i believe what @NGPZ is suggesting is you gotta social justice the hell out of this stuff

        there, fully verbed for your convenience

    • Mark
      Mark
      January 8, 2025 at 7:08 am | #

      If everyone is already where they need to be, why would we as a society want to get anywhere? We’d be leaving the best place.

    • Li
      Li
      January 8, 2025 at 12:33 pm | #

      “Ally is a verb.”

      That’s the phrase you’re looking for I think. And it won’t get you in semantic arguments, because ally is both a verb and a noun, and people will take it more how you mean it.

      (I hadn’t ever heard “social justice is a verb”, but “ally is a verb” many times.)

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        January 8, 2025 at 9:32 pm | #

        I did first hear the “Ally is a verb” phrasing, but “is a verb” became it’s own turn of phrase, I assume off of that. (If someone said “Ally is a verb, not a noun,” semantically it would still bother me, but I would understand what was meant.. which I also did here.)

  2. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    January 8, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    Yep, she pulls all right.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      January 8, 2025 at 12:24 am | #

      Better than pulling alt-right.

      • Psychie
        Psychie
        January 8, 2025 at 5:28 am | #

        Either way she might need to check her tire alignment to ensure she’s moving in the direction she steers.

  3. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    January 8, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    Joyce’s is gonna be real upset one day when she dies and discovers that not only IS there a God, but it’s David Willis and he put the entire archive of this comic on a public website where anyone can prove differently.

    I don’t remember why I made this, but I think it’s what DOA characters see when they die.

    • Rose by Any other Name
      Rose by Any other Name
      January 8, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

      10/10 image.
      Also, an obligatory “I understood that reference.gif”

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        January 8, 2025 at 8:37 am | #

        Indeed. Very neat stuff.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      January 8, 2025 at 4:41 am | #

      Doubleplus good+1! Who cares that “NewSpeak” is almost 80 years old at this point?

  4. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    January 8, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    re: alt-text,

    either that’s supposed to reference 4chan or Twitter has once again gotten even worse

    dare I guess? 👀

    • morhek
      morhek
      January 8, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

      She’s deleting old tweets so that nobody can ever prove she was Problematic(tm) and Engage In Discourse with her.

    • Laura
      Laura
      January 8, 2025 at 1:35 am | #

      Yo’, forget social media… I need everything I SAY to auto-delete after two DAYS.

      (Psst. Joyce. It’s a trick question. “Hip” enough will always be a moving goalpost…)

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        January 8, 2025 at 1:53 am | #

        like there’s “hip”, and then there’s being informed on issues of social justice and how they affect the people we love and care about

        from what I reckon it ain’t *quite* the same ballgame as keeping up with what youth are into today?

        given what I’ve learned from the kids i help at my school’s Coding Club, they don’t even say “hip” anymore, and seem rather obsessed with these videos about singing toilets XD

        • Laura
          Laura
          January 8, 2025 at 2:14 am | #

          Well, yeah, true.

          Not everyone we love uses language the same way, so we do adapt from context to context… 🤔

          • Laura
            Laura
            January 8, 2025 at 2:14 am | #

            Love / respect / care about / want to treat justly…

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            January 8, 2025 at 2:18 am | #

            hehehehe yee, is a given on a multicultural frontier, especially the internet itself

            many a diplomat and translator know that human languages/dialects are under no circumstances separate from the cultures which have informed their development over time and vice versa.

  5. morhek
    morhek
    January 8, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

    Oh, I’ve felt that, Joyce. Not with a sibling, but the mental gears grinding together as the old perception rams bow first into the iceberg of the new reality.

    • Laura
      Laura
      January 8, 2025 at 1:44 am | #

      (I was gonna quote 1984 in reply, and maybe Ecclesiastes, about how “there is nothing new under the sun,” and how the present reflects the past as it has ‘always been’, even if the past seemed to tell us something different yesterday than it tells us today… …but then I realized commenting under the influence of migraine is likely not a smooth move…)
      …So I’ll just go back to bed and keep mumbling.
      Mumble, mumble, mumble…

      • morhek
        morhek
        January 8, 2025 at 4:43 am | #

        “All of this has happened before, and it will happen again.”
        – Marcus Aurelius, “Battlestar Galactica”

  6. Nono
    Nono
    January 8, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    Last panel Joyce is channeling a bit of Dorothy there, methinks.

  7. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    January 8, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    Yes. Kids these days definitely use words like “cool” and “hip”. Joyce very much has her finger on the pulse of modern youth culture. I know this because I’m an adult over 30 who hasn’t hung out with anyone under 25 in years.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      January 8, 2025 at 1:54 pm | #

      She’s groovy to the max, dude.

  8. Endplanets
    Endplanets
    January 8, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    Time is an illusion maaaaaaaan.
    But suffering is also an illusion. So show up next Tuesday.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      January 8, 2025 at 12:23 am | #

      Time is a myth concocted by the manufacturers of Space.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 8, 2025 at 3:29 am | #

      Time keeps on slippin’ slippin’ slippin’ into the future.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        January 8, 2025 at 4:45 am | #

        Gonna fly like an eagle
        Into the sea
        Etc. etc. etc.

    • Mark
      Mark
      January 8, 2025 at 7:18 am | #

      Lunch time, doubly so.

  9. daeranilen
    daeranilen
    January 8, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    For what it’s worth, Joyce, if I had siblings, being excitedly referred to as their new brother would have delighted me when I first came out as trans. It certainly felt new and exciting to me!

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      January 8, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

      I’m not trans myself but it does sound like a fun way of reconciling a person’s pre-transition past with their new presentation and existence. If they’re cool with it of course.

  10. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    January 8, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    Hey Becky, I wonder if Joyce would be acting less insecure about your connection with her sister now if you hadn’t been smugging in her face for an hour or more.

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      January 8, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

      Specifically smugging about how Joyce’s sister likes her better and thinks Joyce is less trustworthy. Not sure how that got cut off.

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        January 8, 2025 at 12:15 am | #

        I mean… I don’t think Becky was rubbing anything into Joyce’s face? She walked up, said hi, asked Joss about her life things Becky knew about (such as HRT) and otherwise was just. you know. Hanging out. I don’t remember any point where Becky said “haha, your sister likes me better, and thinks you are less trustworthy, neener neener!!!”.

      • AMagicalDuck
        AMagicalDuck
        January 8, 2025 at 1:03 am | #

        I don’t know what comic you read but it was not one published on this website

      • DashWallkick
        DashWallkick
        January 8, 2025 at 1:36 am | #

        That’s how Becky handles everything, it’s not unique to Jocelyne.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          January 8, 2025 at 10:50 am | #

          Again that is not a thing happened.

      • cachew sequel
        cachew sequel
        January 8, 2025 at 1:39 am | #

        Hm. I’m really having trouble reading her as smug in those strips, given that during most of her interactions with Jocelyn (and a bit later, Jocelyn & Joe) Joyce is completely off-panel and they’re having an entirely unrelated conversation – it’s kinda hard to show someone be smug towards someone who’s literally not visible for the reader. (When Joyce finally has a reaction shot, it’s towards something her sister says about Dina.)

        Like, you specifically mention the trustworthy bit: it’s Joss who says that about Becky, who replies with a somewhat jokey “no I’m not”. Is that the ‘smugging’?
        Strangely uncharitable read.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          January 8, 2025 at 10:52 am | #

          Some people here have an habit to be very uncharitable towards certain characters, Becky being one of those. It’s weird.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            January 8, 2025 at 9:57 pm | #

            So, we’re ignoring the three-day marathon of Becky smacking Joyce to the ground and default dancing on top of her while she chanted “I’m your sister’s favorite, I’m your sister’s favorite, me and Dina are gonna fuck your sister later” and Jocelyne beatboxed in the background? Okay, I guess.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      January 8, 2025 at 10:50 am | #

      That is not a thing that happened. Please don’t make stuff up.

  11. elntil
    elntil
    January 8, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    I mean, it’s not like there’s a web comic that’s documenting her every word or anything.

  12. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    January 8, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Book Fifteen: I Am Cool and Hip and Know All the Correct Things to Say in All the Correct Ways, and You Can’t Prove Any Differently!

    • Rolf of Many Doors
      Rolf of Many Doors
      January 8, 2025 at 12:19 am | #

      Subtext: Ah, yes, I understand.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      January 8, 2025 at 8:32 am | #

      I didn’t mislabel
      Nobody saw me mislabel
      You can’t prove anything

  13. Amelie Wikström
    Amelie Wikström
    January 8, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Einstein made some great speeches about the illusions of time and consciousness. Brock, you are not Einstein.

    • AbacusWizard
      AbacusWizard
      January 8, 2025 at 12:28 am | #

      No, no, this is brilliant. I should make a poster of it for my physics classroom.

  14. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    January 8, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Everytime Professor Brock appears, I want to see him and Dina get into an argument.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      January 8, 2025 at 12:20 am | #

      But what would they argue about? It’s not like he’s necessarily wrong about anything he says, he just frames his science factoids in the way that seems to make him and everyone else the most unhappy. He doesn’t need arguments, he needs a therapist to ask “how is that attitude working out for you?”

      • RacingTurtle
        RacingTurtle
        January 8, 2025 at 12:31 am | #

        I now wish to see a bonus strip if Professor Brock at a therapist’s office

        • Davus
          Davus
          January 8, 2025 at 12:39 am | #

          Seconded

          • Amelie Wikström
            Amelie Wikström
            January 8, 2025 at 12:59 am | #

            Of all the characters who need therapy, we only get Prof Brock. I love it.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              January 8, 2025 at 1:07 am | #

              “MY NAME’S NOT RIIIICK!!!!!” XD

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        January 8, 2025 at 12:54 am | #

        One of the things that I miss from Dina is her having her own views challenged. It’d be nice to have Dina have to find out some of her own takes on science were things she needed to contemplate.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          January 8, 2025 at 1:13 am | #

          Like she legit took the effort to revise her T-shirts from “RARR” to “HOMPK” to reflect up to date scientific consensus on what dinosaurs sounded like, so wish granted?

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/04-hompk/growl/

          • Charles Phipps
            Charles Phipps
            January 8, 2025 at 2:06 am | #

            “No, dinosaurs actually did go extinct by most measures.”

            “LIES! MADNESS!”

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              January 8, 2025 at 3:27 am | #

              If the dinosaurs went extinct, explain why there were half a dozen of them picking at some roadkill outside this morning. (They all flew out of the way as cars came by, don’t worry they’re fine.)

              • Casi
                Casi
                January 8, 2025 at 3:39 am | #

                those were government drones obviously

                • Opus the Poet
                  Opus the Poet
                  January 8, 2025 at 4:52 am | #

                  Birds aren’t real™

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  January 8, 2025 at 6:57 am | #

                  Government drones are tasty then.

                  I had a nice drone/dinosaur stew yesterday.

                • Bittersweet
                  Bittersweet
                  January 8, 2025 at 10:14 am | #

                  I’m just SAYING, I never see any birds when the government shuts down

                  (Birds Aren’t Real is my favorite stupid conspiracy, I remember when the vast majority of people knew it was a joke. I hope it’s still most people lol.)

              • Charles Phipps
                Charles Phipps
                January 8, 2025 at 7:18 am | #

                “Birds aren’t dinosaurs and evolving into them would just mean they’re not anymore.”

                “YOU FILTHY LIAR.”

                Something like that.

                • Daibhid C
                  Daibhid C
                  January 8, 2025 at 1:49 pm | #

                  “Birds aren’t dinosaurs and evolving into them would just mean they’re not anymore.”

                  “Please explain your scientific definition of the word ‘dinosaur’ that includes all the creatures conventionally referred to as dinosaurs, but doesn’t include birds.”

                  Probably something more like that.

                  (The biologist Steven Jay Gould spent decades studying fish, and concluded there was no reasonable scientific definition of the word “fish”, although that was no reason to stop using it.)

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  January 8, 2025 at 2:25 pm | #

                  As much as I love arguing that whales really are fish, this is all fundamentally a clash between scientific terminology and common English usage. Terms that were defined before our current scientific understanding get weird when we try to apply them using it.

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        January 8, 2025 at 1:56 pm | #

        I feel like that’s a pretty good thing to argue with him about. Like, science is meant to be about the joy of new discovery and Brock thinks it’s his job to find that joy and destroy it.

  15. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    January 8, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    More behavior from Joyce that I hate because it reminds me of me.

    • anon
      anon
      January 8, 2025 at 1:22 am | #

      i mean, at least she’s putting in effort/it’s good that she’s trying as opposed to like, not actually ‘approving’ and just forcing herself to seem tolerant/accepting versus ppl who would also dismissively be like “Oh it’s just a phase’

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        January 8, 2025 at 1:58 pm | #

        “I could be doing worse” is a bar you can lower forever.

        • Nymph
          Nymph
          January 8, 2025 at 8:36 pm | #

          Right, but there’s no harm in giving credit to kindness and respect for others even when it’s not perfect.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          January 8, 2025 at 9:28 pm | #

          “I could be doing better” is a bar you can raise forever.

          Try your best. Recognize that you can keep working toward something without it meaning you’re bad for not being there yet.

        • Shade
          Shade
          January 8, 2025 at 10:52 pm | #

          Recognising progress isn’t a bad thing as long as you don’t rest on your laurels.

  16. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 8, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

    You’re doing great, Joyce! I think Joss will understand you meant ‘new to me’.

    Y’know, once she’s done trolling you, as is her right as the eldest sister.

    • Dana
      Dana
      January 8, 2025 at 2:19 am | #

      Speaking as an eldest brother, the word you were looking for was duty, not right.

  17. Skewbrow
    Skewbrow
    January 8, 2025 at 12:19 am | #

    Dude, a friendly reminder from a friendly fellow science teacher. Surely you prefer a society with an overwhelming need for an illusion of order. The alternative would be to experience evolution, dirt-on-your-hands, on a corn field.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      January 8, 2025 at 12:59 am | #

      Hail Eris! We shall banish thee and thy acquiescence to the Curse of Greyface.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        January 8, 2025 at 2:02 am | #

        IUnderstoodThatReference.png

    • asmodai27
      asmodai27
      January 8, 2025 at 3:07 am | #

      A corn field is already a form of manmade order, try a wildland instead…

      • butting
        butting
        January 8, 2025 at 4:33 am | #

        Wishing him into a swamp won’t scare him, he already has to deal with first year students.

  18. Rikunda
    Rikunda
    January 8, 2025 at 12:26 am | #

    Don’t worry, Joyce. Most of us are in the same boat of having no clue at all how to speak about it. It changes between each individual…

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      January 8, 2025 at 12:36 am | #

      A few years ago, I was working in a school and had a they/them pin on (generally not really out to students at work, but there have been some places). Anyway, I said something to a student who resonded, “Yes, ma’am.” Then she glanced at my pin, and was like, “Or, uh, sir? Sorry, I don’t know what word…” And I said, “It’s okay, no one does.”

      • Davus
        Davus
        January 8, 2025 at 12:43 am | #

        Do you know any words that could be an equivalent to ma’am/sir? Like maybe ma’amsir? or Mage? or Miggs?

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          January 8, 2025 at 12:51 am | #

          Chat.

          • Laura
            Laura
            January 8, 2025 at 1:55 am | #

            San? Senpai? Sama?…

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              January 8, 2025 at 6:59 am | #

              Like most people, I’m not Japanese, and so I’d feel weird using their suffixes.

              • Laura
                Laura
                January 8, 2025 at 3:31 pm | #

                Yes, that makes sense.

                I just like languages of all types. And borrow from them all the time. That’s just me, though.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          January 8, 2025 at 12:52 am | #

          You know, I would take mage.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            January 8, 2025 at 12:58 am | #

            O Wise And Mighty Enchanter, even

          • Laura
            Laura
            January 8, 2025 at 1:53 am | #

            After high school, I just called everyone vaguely teacherish “Professor”. It’s been decades now, and I still do. Even with the teacherish friends I hug and hang out with sometimes. Dunno. It’s just how I do.

            Would be nice if I could get folks to call me “Doc'”, when they’d rather say “ma’am” or “sir”, but I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

            Sometimes I just go by “The Notorious” [initials] but maybe that’s problematic too…
            Hmm… 🤔

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            January 8, 2025 at 5:02 am | #

            People of my age are referred to as Sage or Crone (same title, different gender) in the religion I used to practice. It was a mark that having survived to this age should have conferred some wisdom, whether it had or not.

        • Amelie Wikström
          Amelie Wikström
          January 8, 2025 at 12:56 am | #

          I like the quantum state title sir-or-madam. It covers the possibility space in between masculine and feminine, if not the whole spectrum of genders.

          • Laura
            Laura
            January 8, 2025 at 1:48 am | #

            Myrrh?

            (M/ir)

        • Aura
          Aura
          January 8, 2025 at 12:59 am | #

          We don’t really use ma’am and sir here, but instead for some reason school kids have a convention of calling female teachers “miss” (even if their title is “Mrs” or “Ms”). Male teachers don’t really have an equivalent, sometimes they get “sir” but it feels weirdly formal and hierarchical, and “mister” is just too weird, so usually you just use like Mr Surname unless you forgot it. Anyway where I’m going with that is I had an online acquaintance who at the time was presenting as non-binary whose students called her mx (pronounced “mix”), which was also her title instead of miss.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            January 8, 2025 at 1:13 am | #

            Yeah, Mx. is the common/standard nonbinary title now. It doesn’t feel like it would work as a ma’a/sir replacement, and I personally don’t care for it as a title at all, so I don’t use it for myself.

            • Laura
              Laura
              January 8, 2025 at 2:08 am | #

              Lotta folks call me “Mix”. It’s OK. Most of my work is in Spanish, so I just get used to adding a “ə” syllable of indeterminate vowel at the end of words (or using the default masculine) when referring to myself and my name, so that folks can “read” me however they perceive me. Like Hannah Gadsby says: “perpetually gender-suprised”.
              Most folks are pretty cool about it all. The older folks just call me, “mi amor,” just as a term of affection, although I try to dissuade them from the fancier terms like “su merced”.
              It’s a tricky thing, trying not to let gender or perceptions of age or class or social status get in the way of making a real connection with people whom I want to serve and help.

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                January 8, 2025 at 2:22 am | #

                I don’t do a ton in Spanish, but I do sometimes do the “e” ending for myself– my mom’s side has Colombian heritage, so sometimes it comes up for occasional terms.

                Currently substitute teaching, and I do get younger kids asking me if I’m a boy or a girl. And sometimes adults, if around, react like they’re being rude, but “confusing for small children” is actually pretty gender affirming for me.

                I recently started a volunteer role where I definitely assumed I’ll need to be read as a cis woman, though, but it’s kinda like you said– I want to be able to help, and my identities might make this harder; it’s just a few hours a month, so I’m willing to deal with it.

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  January 8, 2025 at 3:14 am | #

                  Yup. I hear ya.

                  How do you reply to that question?

                  I usually answer, “Both. Thanks for asking!” With a big smile. Usually works out OK.

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  January 8, 2025 at 10:35 am | #

                  One time last year, when I was working full time with the same group of kids, one asked me– and this was a couple of weeks into the school year– and I just said, “No,” but we were on our way to Music so there wasn’t a follow-up, and then it never came up again.

                  Often I just don’t answer, or I say vaguely incomprehensible things (“Oh, you know,” “Who’s to say”).

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  January 8, 2025 at 3:36 pm | #

                  Good answer! 🙂

            • Aura
              Aura
              January 10, 2025 at 4:52 am | #

              Yeah we don’t really use sir/ma’am here, so kids calling school teachers miss is as close as it gets in which case the mix is a pretty natural analogue to use. Oh, between adults ‘mate’ I suppose kind of fills a similar function and is already gender neutral? But a lot less formal.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          January 8, 2025 at 2:07 am | #

          Boss. I like students snapping to attention and hollering, “YES BOSS!”

          • Slartibeast Button, BIA
            Slartibeast Button, BIA
            January 8, 2025 at 2:27 am | #

            Do you ever tell them you are having a failure to communicate?

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            January 8, 2025 at 5:08 am | #

            There’s a webcomic I read upon occaision that originates from Venezuela that has a gender neutral Married person honorific: Seño.

        • astrotigs
          astrotigs
          January 8, 2025 at 5:24 am | #

          I prefer “themperor” in my day-to-day

        • Mark
          Mark
          January 8, 2025 at 7:37 am | #

          This is one difficulty I have in adapting: lots of people have tried to coin new words in this space, and they (the words) are all awful, and none ever gain enough traction to dominate the others and become safe to use.

          (Reading science fiction makes it worse. Some authors come up with words for use by species that have three or more physical sexes, and/or which evolve through all their sexes over their lifetimes, etc., and that (usually) ignores how members of those species may vary in their internal life. And these words are some of the worst. Almost as bad as time-travel grammar.)

          • Nobby Nobbs
            Nobby Nobbs
            January 8, 2025 at 9:43 am | #

            I mean, some of those words are deliberately the worst, it the author’s also trying to make a point that different species’ languages wouldn’t be particularly pronounceable in mouths that evolved on different worlds.

        • nicoleandmaggie
          nicoleandmaggie
          January 8, 2025 at 9:40 am | #

          One of my students solved this by calling everyone, including his profs, “bestie”… but most students say Doctor or Professor. I suppose for K-12 you could go with teacher (which was really common when I was volunteering at a summer migrant program).

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            January 8, 2025 at 10:31 am | #

            “Teacher” used like that seems to happen the most when working with English language learners, and then with some of the lower elementary age kids. It doesn’t really fit the space of what’s being asked (sir/ma’am alternative), but I’d definitely take it when working in a school.

            • nicoleandmaggie
              nicoleandmaggie
              January 8, 2025 at 11:36 am | #

              Before moving to the South I’d never really encountered sir/ma’am!

              Folks can just say, “Yes!” or “Can I help you?” or “Pardon me” without the sir/ma’am which I still find a little weird even after two decades. (And I’m afraid I didn’t teach my children to use them either… maybe it will eventually die out…)

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                January 8, 2025 at 11:48 am | #

                Oh yeah, I fully support just leaving it out. I’ve only ever lived in Michigan, and the example I started with happened in Michigan. It doesn’t happen as consistently as it seems to in the South; some people use it sometimes, some use it all the time, and I would say most don’t use it most of the time.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                January 8, 2025 at 2:33 pm | #

                Here in Little Egypt, people tend to just leave out the gendered address. Most of the time it’s come up in my life, the person in question was either not from around here or just so far up their own ass that not being addressed as “Sir/Ma’am” was Disrespect™ of the highest order. And then you’ve got the ones who hate being called “ma’am” because it “makes them feel old”(?), but they never had an alternative to give besides their name, so you’d have teachers expecting to be addressed as “Mrs. Breakfast” or whatever, every single time you talked to them, which is fucking ridiculous.

                • Nymph
                  Nymph
                  January 8, 2025 at 8:38 pm | #

                  For whatever it’s worth, the “I’m afraid of aging” alternative to ma’am is supposed to be “miss” but then they get huffy because they’re a missus not a miss.

                  You just can’t win with people who demand respect instead of earning it.

                • Taffy
                  Taffy
                  January 8, 2025 at 9:53 pm | #

                  “Yes.”
                  “Yes, what?”
                  “Yes, ma’am.”
                  “Do I look old? I’m not a ‘ma’am’.”
                  “Yes, Miss?”
                  “It’s Missus, and now you have detention for being disruptive.”

                  Too many times.

  19. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    January 8, 2025 at 12:35 am | #

    What’s going to make it weird is Dorothy will be making out with Jocelyn, and she calls her Joyce in front of Joyce.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      January 8, 2025 at 2:08 am | #

      Ooh, I like it.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 20, 2025 at 5:47 pm | #

      burying grav roulette in the past. 17th try

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        January 20, 2025 at 5:48 pm | #

        18th try, only doing 4 at a time

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 20, 2025 at 5:48 pm | #

          19th try

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            January 20, 2025 at 5:49 pm | #

            20th try. all repeats so far

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              January 20, 2025 at 5:50 pm | #

              20th for real, last one didn’t count I forgot to change the seed

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        January 20, 2025 at 6:41 pm | #

        21st try. I thought I did these before, but I forgot where if I did.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 20, 2025 at 6:41 pm | #

          22nd try

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            January 20, 2025 at 6:42 pm | #

            23rd try. is 23 supposed to be lucky?

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              January 20, 2025 at 6:43 pm | #

              not lucky enough that I remembered to reseed, 23rd for real

              • HueSatLight
                HueSatLight
                January 20, 2025 at 6:43 pm | #

                24th.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        January 20, 2025 at 7:32 pm | #

        25th try

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 20, 2025 at 7:33 pm | #

          26th just like the alphabet. in english.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            January 20, 2025 at 7:34 pm | #

            27th

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              January 20, 2025 at 7:35 pm | #

              28th. getting spammy, but its not on today’s so shrug emoji

              • HueSatLight
                HueSatLight
                January 20, 2025 at 7:35 pm | #

                28th for real. I didn’t forget to reseed once the first time I did this.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        January 20, 2025 at 8:34 pm | #

        29th. probably this is my last batch.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 20, 2025 at 8:35 pm | #

          30th. I did the math in the first clump I did months ago.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            January 20, 2025 at 8:36 pm | #

            31st. And I thought I mentioned it again in a second clump, but I couldn’t find it.

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              January 20, 2025 at 8:37 pm | #

              32nd. But if I had a second clump, I’ve duplicated it now.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 21, 2025 at 9:01 am | #

      33rd. wasn’t the last batch after all

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        January 21, 2025 at 9:02 am | #

        34th. too bad because it was a nice round number

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 21, 2025 at 9:03 am | #

          35th. And I’m definitely in the “lots of duplicates” stage.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            January 21, 2025 at 9:03 am | #

            36th. will try more later

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 21, 2025 at 10:06 am | #

      37th

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        January 21, 2025 at 10:07 am | #

        38th. feeling lucky

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 21, 2025 at 10:08 am | #

          39th. which is odd because I’m not going for anyone in particular.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            January 21, 2025 at 10:09 am | #

            40th. But Tony was a new one

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 21, 2025 at 12:13 pm | #

      41st. a lot of diminishing returns.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        January 21, 2025 at 12:14 pm | #

        42nd. there’s a few notable ones I’m missing.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 21, 2025 at 12:15 pm | #

          43rd. It would take a lot of tries to find them all, so not going to do that.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            January 21, 2025 at 12:16 pm | #

            44th. probably going to use a personalized gravatar most of the time anyways lol

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 21, 2025 at 2:07 pm | #

      45th try

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        January 21, 2025 at 2:08 pm | #

        46th try. Carla was new

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 21, 2025 at 2:10 pm | #

          47th. And Danny

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            January 21, 2025 at 2:11 pm | #

            48th. three new in a row, random is clumpy

  20. Freezer
    Freezer
    January 8, 2025 at 12:45 am | #

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  21. Suet
    Suet
    January 8, 2025 at 1:06 am | #

    You ain’t exactly charismatic, Joyce, you don’t roll nat20s 24/7.

    “If you’re so cool and hip, go impress that bobbysoxer”

  22. anon
    anon
    January 8, 2025 at 1:20 am | #

    I wonder what would happen if this prof suddenly changed to be a philosophy one/class

  23. Aquila
    Aquila
    January 8, 2025 at 1:42 am | #

    Wow, I didn’t think anyone had been “hip” since the nineties.

    • Laura
      Laura
      January 8, 2025 at 2:02 am | #

      To quote Alex Keaton:

      “I’m hip.
      I’m cool.
      I’m a happening fool.”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 8, 2025 at 3:24 am | #

      Trends are cyclic. The 80s came back, so the 90s are bound to get their turn eventually.

      • Laura
        Laura
        January 8, 2025 at 4:21 am | #

        The ’90s never left, yo’!

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      January 8, 2025 at 6:35 am | #

      Gen X here: if we used “hip” it was ironically along with other slang from our parents’ generation like groovy. Not 90s slang.

      • Nicoleandmaggie
        Nicoleandmaggie
        January 8, 2025 at 8:21 am | #

        Actually the more I think of it hip was used in the 90s to denote someone who was out of touch and trying too hard much like Joyce here (see “hipster” which is a 90s term in its current usage).

  24. Bryy
    Bryy
    January 8, 2025 at 2:07 am | #

    I fucking love Brock. He’s so realistic to how some up-their-own-ass college professors speak.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 8, 2025 at 2:19 am | #

      “PROFESSOR! LAVA! HOOOOT!”

  25. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    January 8, 2025 at 2:27 am | #

    Joyce is demonstrating perfectly why I find interacting with people online who have a strong sense of morality but loose morals irritating.

    This is about just about every fandom teen to ever exist.

  26. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    January 8, 2025 at 3:12 am | #

    I4d tell you to calm the fuck down, but easier said than done

  27. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    January 8, 2025 at 3:22 am | #

    Professor Brock is going to have Arby’s for lunch.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 8, 2025 at 3:24 am | #

      as much as time is oh so abstract to him, he better put whatever he got in the oven at 350 for at least 15 minutes

      there’s a reason why they insist on all those extra toppings X-X

  28. Taffy
    Taffy
    January 8, 2025 at 3:31 am | #

    So, does this dipshit actually teach them anything, or does he barf pointless one-liners for the entire class period?

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      January 8, 2025 at 3:34 am | #

      The closest we’ve seen to him teaching was when he tried to bait the class into making presentations on the false premise of “what’s the most evolved kind of life?”

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        January 8, 2025 at 3:41 am | #

        like, from what I can tell this is but an introductory level class he’s teaching?

        thus I don’t expect any of his lessons here to be much from the very get go XD

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          January 8, 2025 at 10:21 pm | #

          It’s kind of like Alex trying to teach Amber, who is a computer genius, when the class is about teaching you basics.

          It’s worthless for her but probably good for everyone else.

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      January 8, 2025 at 5:23 am | #

      I’ve had a few professors like that…

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        January 8, 2025 at 12:07 pm | #

        Sounds worthless and immoral.

  29. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    January 8, 2025 at 4:02 am | #

    Joe, give her a shoulder rub, she is tying her brain into a pretzel right now, help her chill out

  30. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    January 8, 2025 at 5:36 am | #

    Professor Brock remains my favorite of the professors we’ve seen so far. Also Joyce, it’s good to acknowledge that your past views were not so good, and that you’ve changed them as you’ve come to understand things better. Growing and changing as a person over time is a good thing.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      January 8, 2025 at 8:48 am | #

      I give props to Alex a bit more just because she’s so enthusiastic but Amber is a student she only traumatizes.

    • Buck Ripsnort
      Buck Ripsnort
      January 8, 2025 at 10:16 am | #

      Does Willis deliberately make Professor Brock look like Dr. Scott in Back to the Future, or am I getting too online?

      • NickG
        NickG
        January 8, 2025 at 2:45 pm | #

        Dr. Brock mentions his ‘slight’ resemblance to Emmett Brown back on Feb 9 2021.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 8, 2025 at 2:44 pm | #

      Leslie’s personal life is a wreck and she’s let her students get dragged into that too much, but otherwise she’s been good as a teacher.

  31. Nicoleandmaggie
    Nicoleandmaggie
    January 8, 2025 at 6:33 am | #

    Bragging voice: I’m so cool and hip that I already know the best I can ever hope for is “she tries.”

  32. Adept
    Adept
    January 8, 2025 at 8:17 am | #

    Poor Joyce

  33. Aus
    Aus
    January 8, 2025 at 8:26 am | #

    Honestly auto-deleting all social media posts after two weeks is probably a good practice no matter what.

  34. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    January 8, 2025 at 8:36 am | #

    The left HAS gotten a bit mind-policey about some terms, Joyce. I feel you.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      January 8, 2025 at 8:51 am | #

      Polarized thinking exists in all times and all political camps as long as there are immature, insecure people terrified of being seen to make any mistakes. I think what you’re describing is just children making their voices heard more widely.

      • Morleuca
        Morleuca
        January 8, 2025 at 10:00 am | #

        we also been pushing the notion that folks, especially younger folks, should speak up and advocate for themselves. So some of it is folks trying to find their voice.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      January 8, 2025 at 11:57 am | #

      Which terms?

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        January 8, 2025 at 8:42 pm | #

        I know they won’t answer, but I’m also curious which terms Deanatay is getting “mind-policed” about.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          January 8, 2025 at 11:59 pm | #

          “New sister” – Joyce is terrified that Someone will find out she Thought Of Her Sister In An Incorrect Way.

          • Nymph
            Nymph
            January 9, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

            Being afraid that something will happen isn’t the same as something happening.

    • Adept
      Adept
      January 8, 2025 at 12:53 pm | #

      Not trying to play forum police, but I thought culture war complaints about ”the left” were at least in bad form here.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        January 8, 2025 at 2:11 pm | #

        It usually works out bad, but I think complaints about “eating our own” and the like are acceptable?

        Is there a rulebook somewhere around here I can check?

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          January 8, 2025 at 2:42 pm | #

          This is definitely a narrative I see far in complaints about the left than in actual practice. I’m sure it happens, but I suspect the complaints are far out of proportion.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 9, 2025 at 12:00 am | #

      The idea of laws, education and social customs only ever being there to punish people who stray from The Path™ (and dismissing their utility in shaping society for more fair and positive outcomes long-term) is ultimately still the conservative mindset.

      When the left is accused of being “mind-police-y”, it is either because of

      1. misguided efforts of self-identified (mostly white) leftists who grew up in socially conservative culture and have yet to break out of the resulting long-ingrained moral schemas which hold that blaming and punishing people always automatically goes with morality

      2. conservatives projecting their mindset unto the left, acting as though this blaming/punishing mentality of theirs is the default for all political parties period 9-9

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 9, 2025 at 8:52 am | #

        For conservatives, though 2 does certainly happen, I think it’s often more less projection and more just defensive. Any attempts to call them out on their bigotry is seen as “mind-police-y”. Even in response to deliberate and repeated deadnaming/misgendering, for example.

        To an extent, it’s a deliberate tactic even beyond that. Right wing influencers paint the left that way to turn people against them. It’s an effective tactic, because left/liberal people actually care about things like tolerance and openness and will thus spin off into spirals of self-critique about whether they’re going to far in objecting to particular terms.

        • Adept
          Adept
          January 10, 2025 at 6:00 am | #

          That’s true. It’s very hard to find right wingers who actually debate in good faith.

  35. Wendy
    Wendy
    January 8, 2025 at 10:31 am | #

    “You’re Trying” gold star for Joyce.

  36. Jeremiah
    Jeremiah
    January 8, 2025 at 10:42 am | #

    “I deleted all those Facebook posts! You have no evidence against me!”

  37. Taffy
    Taffy
    January 8, 2025 at 12:10 pm | #

    Hey wait a minute, Becky’s covering the side of her mouth that’s facing Dina, instead of the one facing other people. The goober.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      January 8, 2025 at 2:40 pm | #

      Who is the girls with the tear tattoo in your profile?

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        January 8, 2025 at 3:27 pm | #

        That’s Polly/Blackbird, from a comic called Flipside. She’s a cool badass with a magical metal ball she uses Magneto-style to beat the shit out of people. She’s also painfully gay for an overpowered swordswoman called Bernadette.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          January 8, 2025 at 7:01 pm | #

          Cool! Might check it someday.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            January 8, 2025 at 9:50 pm | #

            Come to think of it, I’m not sure Polly shows up until about halfway through the series, when the main duo (Bernadette and Maytag) split up for their own separate quests. If you like weird philosophical discussions of human nature, cool lesbians, the occasional anime battle, and poker, it’s worth a read.

  38. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    January 8, 2025 at 12:52 pm | #

    When will Jocelyn and Carla meet?

    I fully believe Jocelyn will suggest Carla’s billionaire parents…may not be ethical.

  39. Pseudowolf
    Pseudowolf
    January 8, 2025 at 1:46 pm | #

    Joyce is going to need to come to terms with who she used to be if she wants to be able to move forward. If she keeps trying to pretend that version of her never existed, she’s always going to be overcompensating in the other direction.
    She doesn’t need to dwell on it, but she needs to accept that she used to act and think one way and she has changed (and will continue changing). I had some pretty lousy opinions in my younger days, but I’ve grown and I realize now that those were lousy opinions and I try to be better than that. But I don’t pretend that I never, ever thought them or was always who I am now.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      January 8, 2025 at 2:28 pm | #

      Okay, but if you let other people know you had those opinions, you’re gonna get treated like you still have them. I guess that’s handy for figuring out which friends are worth keeping in your life, at least.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        January 8, 2025 at 3:06 pm | #

        I deal with my homophobic fundamentalist past this way.

        “I used to be a real stupid asshole as a teenager. I’m better now. Hopefully.”

      • Spriteless Aunty
        Spriteless Aunty
        January 8, 2025 at 8:40 pm | #

        There is the risk. Less risk that someone will make it hurt https://open.substack.com/pub/bananapeel/p/the-feud

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 8, 2025 at 8:59 pm | #

      I don’t think she’s denying the way she was, but she’s overcompensating to atone for it.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        January 8, 2025 at 9:10 pm | #

        (By which I mean “beating herself up over every slip-up even if everybody else involved finds it understandable.)

  40. Yeet
    Yeet
    January 8, 2025 at 9:10 pm | #

    joyce may very well have an aneurysm if joycelyn ever says “when I was a little boy”

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      January 8, 2025 at 9:47 pm | #

      “Did she say she used to be a dude?”

  41. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    January 8, 2025 at 9:45 pm | #

    Professor Brock and Galasso must never meet. Without an interpreter so they might possibly understand each other.

  42. thumb
    thumb
    January 8, 2025 at 10:09 pm | #

    Well done, Becky. Now Joyce will definitely be normal.

  43. Felian
    Felian
    February 5, 2025 at 8:52 am | #

    Oh Joyce, you are trying so hard, but even just the fact that you gleefully talk about hanging out with your new sister (well, she’s *always* been your sister but it *is* new to you!) is already SUCH a heartwarming sign of acceptance. I don’t need people to speedrun queer discourse. Genuine love and acceptance is the best first step anyone can ask for <3

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