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June 14, 2026

Brains

by David M Willis on March 29, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Me And Who You Say I Was Yesterday
└ Tags: jennifer, joe, joyce

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    March 29, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    one way or another, Joyce gonna give him brain :p

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      March 29, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

      That’s using your…brain.

    • Laura
      Laura
      March 29, 2025 at 2:05 am | #

      Like that old pro-reading PSA campaign. I think it was Ad Council?
      Billboards up all over NYC. Pictures of sexy couples in suggestive poses in libraries.
      And then, using the “got milk?” white font on black background, it read:

      “got brain?”

      …Lasted a while before anyone told the ad campaign funders what “getting brain” was slang for. And how it related to milk.🥛

      Then those ad billboards and full-page photo spreads came down REAL quick!

      • Laura
        Laura
        March 29, 2025 at 2:09 am | #

        Oh, BTW, NG,

        You were asking about options to emigrate. There’s a Reddit thread with links to various possibilities:

        https://www.reddit.com/r/AmerExit/comments/urwlbr/a_guide_for_americans_that_want_to_get_out_of/

    • Freezer
      Freezer
      March 29, 2025 at 2:17 am | #

      It’ll be the bestest, smartest brains of his life.*

      * Not beceaue of any skills Joyce may or may not have, but the fact that it’ll be Joyce-brand brain.

  2. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 29, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    Is Joe a zombie?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      March 29, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

      Heya Joyce it’s Joe, from the dorm wing down the hall.

      • Laura
        Laura
        March 29, 2025 at 2:07 am | #

        😆🤣🤦‍♂️

        🧠🫦🧟

      • Freezer
        Freezer
        March 29, 2025 at 2:18 am | #

        All I wanna do is motorboat your brains…

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          March 29, 2025 at 8:05 am | #

          I’m not unreasonable, I’m not gonna motorboat your eyes.

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      March 29, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

      Obviously yes, why he be talking about going nuts over big uncovered 🧠.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        March 29, 2025 at 12:18 am | #

        You say that, but literal mindfucking doesn’t even crack the Top 20 weirdest fetishes that I’ve encountered on the internet.

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          March 29, 2025 at 8:24 am | #

          That pineal gland is some hot, hot stuff!

          • Lysbeth
            Lysbeth
            March 29, 2025 at 8:57 am | #

            Get ready for some hot pituitary action!

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            March 29, 2025 at 4:06 pm | #

            alien parasite here, can confirm :p ^^

    • Nono
      Nono
      March 29, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

      He does wear a lot of green, like the zombie in Monster Prom.

      • Puppeteer Nessus
        Puppeteer Nessus
        March 29, 2025 at 12:17 am | #

        Or Shaggy from Scooby-Doo

        • John Campbell
          John Campbell
          March 29, 2025 at 12:37 pm | #

          We’ve never seen Joe and Shaggy at the same time…

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        March 29, 2025 at 12:33 am | #

        Fitting, considering all of Joe’s talk about “brains”.

  3. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    March 29, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    Good faces in this one.

    • Clif
      Clif
      March 29, 2025 at 3:06 am | #

      Last panel. Is Jennifer buying it?

  4. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    March 29, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    ah, another omniuseful panel

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      March 29, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

      4th panel or 5th panel? I love them both.

  5. Dara
    Dara
    March 29, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    Jennifer, I feel your “ugh” at the rampant apparent heterosexuality, but I assure you: there is hope. xD

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      March 29, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

      Which part is bothering her more: the “hetero” or the “sexuality”?

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        March 29, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

        Almost certainly the sexuality

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          March 29, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

          Them getting all hot and bothered over each other’s lobes.

      • Dara
        Dara
        March 29, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

        ah yeah definitely the sexuality, I mean, I am freely choosing to project here

        xD

    • Dara
      Dara
      March 29, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

      AAAAAGH WHY CAN’T I QUOTE THE STRIP BACK AT IT

      that’s hilarious

      anyway panel 3

      TWICE

      we get to hear about joe and going and something and nuts

      and it’s like joe, please xD

  6. mindbleach
    mindbleach
    March 29, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    Alllll we wanna dooo is– bit early for the first of May.

    • jflb96
      jflb96
      March 29, 2025 at 5:09 am | #

      They don’t need to wait for the first of May, they’re indoors

  7. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    March 29, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    Poor Billifer. From frying pan to fire.

  8. JA
    JA
    March 29, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    Huuuge…tracts of brains!

  9. Yeet
    Yeet
    March 29, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    I’m just glad jennifer is still going to therapy honestly
    maybe they’ll get to “I fake-but-sort-of-really-left my boyfriend as a power move out of frustration that he reminded me of this other guy stopped being a source of drama and now he’s dating someone else” eventually

  10. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    March 29, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    The twins (lobes).

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      March 29, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

      They are mostly fat.

    • Dara
      Dara
      March 29, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

      talking of the twins, here, I fixed something earlier today

  11. Yumi
    Yumi
    March 29, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Yeah, I’d freak out about seeing a loved ones uncovered brains too.

    • jflb96
      jflb96
      March 29, 2025 at 5:09 am | #

      Yeah, it’s unhygienic. You need to get a tarp on that, stat.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        March 29, 2025 at 9:03 am | #

        The best option would be if the removed skull section is still intact; then you could pop that back into place Hannibal Lector style.

  12. Nono
    Nono
    March 29, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

    Huh, and here I thought Joe would be a butt man.

    Guess it’s all about that brains, no tushie.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      March 29, 2025 at 12:15 am | #

      They do say the brain is the butt of the head…..They don’t say that.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        March 29, 2025 at 12:17 am | #

        It does kinda have a butt crack, tho.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          March 29, 2025 at 5:40 am | #

          Not always. A notable exception would be Einstein’s.

          • cbwroses
            cbwroses
            March 29, 2025 at 9:01 am | #

            I did not know that.
            Interesting.

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              March 29, 2025 at 4:16 pm | #

              Einstein had two lobes. He had an atypically large corpus callosum, it’s unknown if it’s a cause of, effect of, or incidental to his intellectual achievements.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      March 29, 2025 at 12:17 am | #

      His anaconda don’t want none if she ain’t got brains, hun.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      March 29, 2025 at 12:22 am | #

      well, earthling brains are over 70% fat, and nice and squishy, so I do see where he’s coming from 😛

    • Freezer
      Freezer
      March 29, 2025 at 2:26 am | #

      Reminds me of an episode of Cheers where Sam and the guys were perving out over Rebecca’s butt. When Sam asks Woody what he thinks, Woody says he averts his eyes whenever Rebecca bends over. When the guys call BS, Woody basically says, “No, I really do… I’m a leg man.”

  13. Spriteless Aunty
    Spriteless Aunty
    March 29, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

    Cant talk about you, can’t talk about us, what do you want to talk about?

    Joyce have you ever seen star wars? Let’s get you a new interest that is popular. Yeah.

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      March 29, 2025 at 6:44 am | #

      I honestly think that would be so good for Jennifer too, help her internally normalize her ‘geeky’ interests instead of stigmatizing them, accept a part of herself she mocks/ignores/rejects, etc.

      • Shadowsnail
        Shadowsnail
        March 29, 2025 at 2:52 pm | #

        Step 1: Cosplay as Darth Talon
        Step 2: Alice sees that she has changed
        Step 3: ???

  14. Puppeteer Nessus
    Puppeteer Nessus
    March 29, 2025 at 12:15 am | #

    I like that Joyce is actively clutching.

  15. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    March 29, 2025 at 12:17 am | #

    Well, that’s hilarious mental imagery

  16. Taffy
    Taffy
    March 29, 2025 at 12:18 am | #

    Hottest Jennifer panel ever, at the end there. Like, holy fuck. I’m looking so disrespectfully.

    • zee
      zee
      March 29, 2025 at 12:05 pm | #

      Yeah, fair. Hot strip tbh

  17. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    March 29, 2025 at 12:24 am | #

    These two are not convincing liars.

    • Clif
      Clif
      March 29, 2025 at 3:09 am | #

      Practice makes perfect.

  18. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 29, 2025 at 12:25 am | #

    I’m starting to wonder how long these two can go without fucking. Like I don’t think they’ll last another week at this rate. Maybe not even a day.

    • MeghanTheDreamCrusher
      MeghanTheDreamCrusher
      March 29, 2025 at 12:27 am | #

      Next strip they just start ripping each other’s clothes off right in the cafeteria

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        March 29, 2025 at 12:34 am | #

        Designated sex area.

    • Skewbrow
      Skewbrow
      March 29, 2025 at 12:44 am | #

      At some point. Soon. DamnYouWillis will simply cut to their pillow talk. Then the story moves on.

    • Nono
      Nono
      March 29, 2025 at 12:57 am | #

      Joe starts cooking more and more Mac and cheese to distract himself.

      Joyce gets more and more into her life drawing.

      Flash forward 5 years where Joe is a Michelin chef and Joyce is a famous artist.

      They still haven’t gone beyond third base.

      • Teddae
        Teddae
        March 29, 2025 at 1:02 am | #

        This is incredibly funny

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      March 29, 2025 at 1:02 am | #

      Joyce can be weirdly resilient in her hangups, and she’s got a lot of hangups about sex.

      • ian livs
        ian livs
        March 29, 2025 at 2:31 am | #

        So basically, either she keeps putting it off despite really wanting it out of leftover religious guilt, or else she jumps on him within the week and THEN ends up wracked with leftover religious guilt. Honestly, having once been in her shoes, I could easily see it going either way.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          March 29, 2025 at 10:02 am | #

          She’s already given him a handjob and that didn’t seem to bother her much. They’re gonna do it and she’s gonna be fine. The guilt will probably show up, but it’s not going to be that bad.

          • ian livs
            ian livs
            March 30, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

            That’s true, but fundamentalism places so much emphasis on PiV sex as The Bad Sinful Thing. I was fine after lesser stuff and then felt like shit after “the real thing” (despite enthusiastic consent all around). Idk, it doesn’t make sense but that’s the point, I guess

  19. Joy
    Joy
    March 29, 2025 at 12:43 am | #

    Hehe heh heh

  20. Prior Semblance
    Prior Semblance
    March 29, 2025 at 12:44 am | #

    I like big brains and I cannot lie

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      March 29, 2025 at 12:53 am | #

      Dina’s brains are MUCH bigger just sayin

  21. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    March 29, 2025 at 12:51 am | #

    Something tells me Jennifer is starting to regret sitting with these two.

    • APW
      APW
      March 29, 2025 at 1:01 am | #

      Looks like an appropriate moment for Alice to show up, doesn’t it?

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        March 29, 2025 at 8:19 am | #

        She’s gonna be ranting in some angry, crazy style about those two not f*ckin’ already, and _then_ Alice will walk by.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          March 29, 2025 at 10:30 am | #

          Nah, I’m on the Patreon. Tomorrow we cut to Faz doing stage magic in a steakhouse.

  22. amsterquinn
    amsterquinn
    March 29, 2025 at 12:56 am | #

    Dialog that could easily given to Beck & honestly would make even more sense

    • amsterquinn
      amsterquinn
      March 29, 2025 at 2:55 am | #

      *Becky, obviously >_<

  23. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    March 29, 2025 at 12:57 am | #

    I’m amused that they were avoiding PDA well enough until thinking about avoiding PDA put them on the express train to Hornyville.

  24. SvenTS
    SvenTS
    March 29, 2025 at 1:02 am | #

    Counterpoint: Get Jennifer’s room and let her rest in yours. From the way she describes it Jacob and Lucy probably wouldn’t even notice the company.

  25. Shakes
    Shakes
    March 29, 2025 at 1:05 am | #

    The one with the jugs and brains.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 29, 2025 at 8:20 am | #

      Firm jugs and soft brains. Mmm.

  26. Dana W
    Dana W
    March 29, 2025 at 1:11 am | #

    Will these two just fuck already?

  27. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    March 29, 2025 at 1:23 am | #

    “Brain and brain! What is brain?!”

    • Astariel
      Astariel
      March 29, 2025 at 3:03 pm | #

      It makes me sad that no one else has acknowledged this quote, so it’s up to me to do so.

      Good show!

      • Dana W
        Dana W
        March 29, 2025 at 6:53 pm | #

        I saw it air originally as a pre schooer, been a geek my whole life. I didn’t think it needed pointing out. I just assumed the bit was universal at this point.

    • StClair
      StClair
      March 29, 2025 at 5:13 pm | #

      TOS season 3 sure, uh, had some episodes…

  28. Yak
    Yak
    March 29, 2025 at 1:24 am | #

    “Their happiness makes you ornery” — more like their horniness makes you angery.

  29. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    March 29, 2025 at 1:25 am | #

    The levels of horniness on display here are physically painful.

  30. AGV/Ruby
    AGV/Ruby
    March 29, 2025 at 1:43 am | #

    Man, the way those hemispheres squish together… 😳😩

  31. 3oranges
    3oranges
    March 29, 2025 at 1:44 am | #

    Congratulations to Joe on his career in neurology.
    (https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-10-17)

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 29, 2025 at 8:17 am | #

      Ahh, yes, SMBC. (*nods) I see you are a person of refined taste!

      • 3oranges
        3oranges
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        Thank you, though for the record, the comment sections lead me to believe someone being a DoA fan is a much better sign.

  32. BBCC
    BBCC
    March 29, 2025 at 1:49 am | #

    Talk about pink elephants! They’re not even on parade.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      March 29, 2025 at 1:50 am | #

      Fuck. I will remember this.

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    Max
    March 29, 2025 at 1:58 am | #

    Why not Jennifer’s room? The more the merrier!

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    March 29, 2025 at 2:06 am | #

    Willis has already drawn the Slipshine. It’s just a matter of time, folks.

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      The above was hyperbole. I actually have no idea whether they’ve drawn it.

  35. DorJoJoe
    DorJoJoe
    March 29, 2025 at 2:28 am | #

    ladies and lads and everybody else:

    I think these dorks might like-like each other.

  36. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    March 29, 2025 at 2:38 am | #

    Tushies, buns, weiners and hoo-has, EVERYthing must go!

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 29, 2025 at 8:14 am | #

      Brains, trains, globes, and lobes!

  37. Taigan
    Taigan
    March 29, 2025 at 3:14 am | #

    Go get a Slipshine

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      Steamweed
      March 29, 2025 at 8:14 am | #

      *looks at my watch
      *looks at willis
      *looks back at my watch

  38. foducool
    foducool
    March 29, 2025 at 3:38 am | #

    lmao this is so, so much worse said like that, Joe XD

  39. nothri
    nothri
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  40. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    March 29, 2025 at 4:08 am | #

    I recommend a long, cold shower for the both of them.

  41. aSnowyEvening
    aSnowyEvening
    March 29, 2025 at 4:17 am | #

    LOL. Sorry Jennifer, I totally get where you’re coming from here, if I were in your shoes I would be grated too. Truly.

    I also want to see more of The Good Ship JoJo navigating their horny waters.

    • monkyvirus
      monkyvirus
      March 30, 2025 at 3:18 am | #

      I have never been more on Jen’s side than now she’s having to deal with two horny ass couples. I’m suddenly remembering when I was in uni and ugh people are fuckin horny at that time of life. STAHP

  42. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    March 29, 2025 at 4:34 am | #

    Jennifer blocking Walky and Lucy having sex means she will be eternally tormented by others being happy with partners.

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      March 29, 2025 at 10:25 pm | #

      You’re so creepily obsessed about this.

      Walky didn’t want to bang. He would have made another excuse. It’s not at all a bad thing to refuse to leave your room at two in the morning.

  43. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    March 29, 2025 at 4:46 am | #

    Jennifer: If it were ANYONE else, idve just shouted the usual three-word sentence that starts with ‘just’ and ends with ‘already’, and wandered off. However, seeing as we are ‘friends’ now, and I’m stuck with you, I’m going to pretend it isn’t obvious to everyone within a 50-mile radius how seriously pent-up you two are, and try to make small talk.

    Joe and Joyce in unison: WE ARENT THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER, AT ALL!

    Jennifer: oh dear lord SO HOWS THE WEATHER BEEN LATELY

  44. Woop de doop
    Woop de doop
    March 29, 2025 at 4:50 am | #

    Joyce has been topless in front of joe before. He’s seen her breasts.

    • Mr.Morningstar
      Mr.Morningstar
      March 29, 2025 at 5:59 am | #

      …Have they??

      I dont recall

    • Ornathe
      Ornathe
      March 29, 2025 at 6:19 am | #

      Well, she’s been topless next to him before, at least. I don’t recall it implied that he actually saw anything. She changed under the covers, I think. I could be wrong, though.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 29, 2025 at 7:00 am | #

      He may have made an effort to look away when they got interrupted, just for her peace of mind.

      Consensual touching has been implied though.
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/hands-3/

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 29, 2025 at 8:11 am | #

      Not sure he’s ever _seen_ her…brains…but he’s definitely held them. Or at least held one of her lobes.

    • zee
      zee
      March 29, 2025 at 12:10 pm | #

      Nah, only felt them. Which, frankly is hotter and would build up the suspense even more

  45. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    March 29, 2025 at 4:59 am | #

    Welp, that was helpful…

  46. Arianod
    Arianod
    March 29, 2025 at 5:18 am | #

    It’s hard, being Billie. It’s hard, and nobody understands.
    (The fact that most of the difficulty is self-inflicted is BESIDE THE POINT)

    • zee
      zee
      March 29, 2025 at 12:19 pm | #

      I know what you are.

      Fuck i hope that worked i suck at html

      • zee
        zee
        March 29, 2025 at 12:19 pm | #

        Victory!

      • Arianod
        Arianod
        March 29, 2025 at 5:55 pm | #

        It takes one to know one ^w^

  47. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    March 29, 2025 at 5:22 am | #

    Wonder if any of them have Ruth on speed dial.
    I say that because I’m pretty sure Asher is a little busy

  48. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    March 29, 2025 at 6:55 am | #

    Get a room, you two.

    (Not Jennifer’s, it’s occupied.)

  49. SmilingNid
    SmilingNid
    March 29, 2025 at 7:32 am | #

    See if this was tumblr the brains part wouldn’t even have to be a metaphor.

    Just gt to force femm joe & they will fit right in.

  50. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    March 29, 2025 at 7:39 am | #

    But he felt them right?

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 29, 2025 at 8:10 am | #

      Yep, he did. But that was _then_. This is _now_.

    • Jay
      Jay
      March 29, 2025 at 9:10 am | #

      As a man it never stops being as enjoyable as the first time.

  51. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    March 29, 2025 at 7:42 am | #

    Jennifer and I shared an expression before I even saw the 5th panel.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 29, 2025 at 8:28 am | #

      Chin on hand also? 😀

      • ADLegend21
        ADLegend21
        March 30, 2025 at 4:48 am | #

        yup!

  52. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    March 29, 2025 at 7:52 am | #

    Me too, Jennifer, me too…

  53. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    March 29, 2025 at 8:07 am | #

    Is this the most wholesome lust we’ve ever seen from Joe? Its a good look on him!

  54. Allison Branford
    Allison Branford
    March 29, 2025 at 8:37 am | #

    Okay, as a queer single person, I definitely identify with Billie in this scene. Never thought those words would leave my mouth, I may need therapy.

  55. Rowan
    Rowan
    March 29, 2025 at 8:44 am | #

    They could’ve just.. sympathised with her instead of being weird about it? I’m seeing how Joeyce could be a slightly grating couple for their friends.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      March 29, 2025 at 10:33 am | #

      They should have, but they apparently couldn’t.

  56. Jay
    Jay
    March 29, 2025 at 9:10 am | #

    Oh, they wanna FUCK fuck

  57. Suet
    Suet
    March 29, 2025 at 9:28 am | #

    “Just suck it up… It’s Alice or nothin'”

    Considering the Book 14 pic, imagine panel 4 as a Book 15 pic, framed

  58. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    March 29, 2025 at 9:56 am | #

    Jennifer is starting to wonder if Alice really is worthy the torment to have dinner with this incredibly sweet and horny couple every day.

  59. peng
    peng
    March 29, 2025 at 10:07 am | #

    i dont know joe….. thats scary………….

  60. Stephen Nedland
    Stephen Nedland
    March 29, 2025 at 12:07 pm | #

    Joyce is going to give Joe a piece of her mind; well, more like a pair.

  61. J
    J
    March 29, 2025 at 12:31 pm | #

    Horny bastiches.

  62. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    March 29, 2025 at 12:59 pm | #

    Amazing.

    Also, I am really liking Jennifer’s current look.

  63. Joey245
    Joey245
    March 29, 2025 at 1:12 pm | #

    Joe: How bout a girl who’s got a brain and always speaks her mind?
    Jennifer: Nah.

  64. Rolf of Many Doors
    Rolf of Many Doors
    March 29, 2025 at 1:59 pm | #

    Willis dropped that Joyce full-nude on us in The Other Patreon like a pound of cheese in a rat nest holy crap

    • Adept
      Adept
      March 29, 2025 at 7:14 pm | #

      Are you trying to get at what remains of my money Willis? Because it’s working.

  65. Astariel
    Astariel
    March 29, 2025 at 2:24 pm | #

    I just love the perfect ‘fuck my life’ look on Jennifer’s face in the last panel.

    Also, if Joyce and Joe ever send out Christmas cards, they should definitely use panel 4 as the photo.

  66. Buck Ripsnort
    Buck Ripsnort
    March 29, 2025 at 5:27 pm | #

    Today’s title: “Everybody’s Gettin’ Some Except Jennifer”.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      March 29, 2025 at 11:34 pm | #

      and who’s fault is that?

  67. Adept
    Adept
    March 29, 2025 at 7:12 pm | #

    I’m reminded of the milk jugs again.

  68. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    March 30, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

    Who knows, teasing Joyce can make her able to open herself more to intimacy.

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