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My business is very worried that Joyce’s “nudge it” mantra is building up super-sayan levels of power, and when unleashed Joe is going to be in a world of hurt.
I’m 6’2″, was wide af from years of powerlifting, and shared one of those college beds with my girlfriend easily. In this case it looks like Joe is mostly on his side with maybe a little overlap at an angle. Like how puppies sleep together sometimes.
Its honestly mind boggling that my husband and I can have trouble getting comfortable in a hotel double bed now… when 20 years ago we shared a lofted single dorm mattress with shitty Target sheets and his roommate snoring like 10 feet away??? I guess only sleeping like 4 hours a night probably helped.
Joe’s going to wake up, his salutation is going to shock her out of her thoughts, and she’s going to meet his business with her thigh a little more forcefully than intended.
It’s only intrusive if you don’t want it. Joyce definitely wants this. Now, if she couldn’t stop herself from thinking about drilling a hole in Joe’s cock with a rotary tool and was getting upset about it, that would be an intrusive thought.
When was the last time Billie managed to seduce a guy? Every single dude she’s hit on* in this comic has turned her down and she only managed to hook up with Ruth via the power of statistical lesbian violence. Her game is clearly lower than E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial on the Atari 2600. Any advice Billie gave Joyce would result in Joyce having been dating some dude named Kyle for the past month without noticing.
*Asher doesn’t count, it happened off-screen and I assume he initiated.
There’s a few ways this can go:
1) Joyce “nudges” against Joe’s bulge, but it’s significantly more sexual than either of them planned, hilarity ensues.
2) Joyce accidentally knees Joe in the crotch, hilarity ensues.
3) Joe ends up shifting his body and inadvertently causes his bulge to brush deeper against her thigh causing her to internally freak out, hilarity ensues.
That isn’t what makes the gravatars change. They change whenever a new face is added to the rotation. We recently got Jocelyne and Tony (maybe others, but I think those two for sure) so it jiggled around.
Sex, the final frontier. These are the adventures of the pervert Joyce Brown. Her lifelong mission: to explore strange new bodies; to seek out new sex and new genders; to boldly goon where no one has gooned before!
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Wait how are they both fitting in that twin bed
Very snugly.
My business is very worried that Joyce’s “nudge it” mantra is building up super-sayan levels of power, and when unleashed Joe is going to be in a world of hurt.
Honestly impressed that there’s even room to be as far as two inches away from any part of him.
There’s clearly a bit of overlap, and I imagine Joe’s right arm is not in the most comfortable position.
Probably straight by his side. Right by the wall.
Right arm under the pillows. Left arm and leg over Joyce. Right leg lost to the duvet.
This is the way.
Doing the “Reverse Family Guy Corpse”
I shared a dorm bed just fine in college, it’s not so bad as long as your partner doesn’t have bad breath
Ok but Joe is like 6 foot at least and wide AF
Did either of you fit that descruption?
I’m 6’2″, was wide af from years of powerlifting, and shared one of those college beds with my girlfriend easily. In this case it looks like Joe is mostly on his side with maybe a little overlap at an angle. Like how puppies sleep together sometimes.
A 6’2″ puppy would be a nightmare.
Its honestly mind boggling that my husband and I can have trouble getting comfortable in a hotel double bed now… when 20 years ago we shared a lofted single dorm mattress with shitty Target sheets and his roommate snoring like 10 feet away??? I guess only sleeping like 4 hours a night probably helped.
This. At home we have a king and sometimes it’s still not enough room. (Space-hogging dogs don’t help.)
They both played a lot of Tetris as kids.
So she made room for his 4×1.
My wife and I have slept together in a twin bed, several times. One of those times got us our son.
Damn, there was enough room for two adults and an adoptable kid? Now that’s efficient use of the space.
It’s reverse tetris. When you perfectly fit together all the blocks, someone sees the available space and gives you four more rows of blocks.
I am about six one and close to three hundred pounds and I can share a twin bed with two standard poodles and a cat.
If Joyce, Dorothy, and Walks can fit here, Joe and Joyce can too.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/fun-3/
Dorothy and Walky both have a bad case of Noassatall in that one. The two of them were barely wider than Joyce.
It’s called snuggling and it’s highly effective.
The beds in DoA are closer to Full in width.
NUDGEIT
*plays “Paralyzer” by Finger Eleven on hacked muzak*
I don’t remember that input on the old Bop It…
Joyce Does a Nudge
Snoopy-ass bed.
Joe’s going to wake up, his salutation is going to shock her out of her thoughts, and she’s going to meet his business with her thigh a little more forcefully than intended.
Poor Joe. But he deserves it. His business is SO rude.
“Salutation”? Is that what the kids are calling biology these days?
Yeah, you know, his salutation. His greeting. His morning announcements. His proclamations. His how-do-you-do.
His dick.
His A+, his perfect attendance, his head principle. Hmm no wait that last one would probably feel mean to him.
His phallus. His proud manhood. His erect member. His hard cock.
This thread is just too much fun.
His prologue. His protuberance. His pronounced presentation. His probing interest. His misogynistic penance. His proud Peter!
You know, THE THING IN HIS PANTS!!
His powerpoint presentation. His slide deck. Where the deets meets the sheets.
Can I hijack the hacked muzak to play “Shake Your Euphemism”?
I have that CD from Blue Man Group, How To Be A Rockstar, Live.
I don’t think it’s in his pants right now
His principal head.
I think she’s gonna die from a heart attack before she gets any wang. Sad.
I mean, she’s had a little wang already. As a treat.
#nudgeit
I mean, if ya do it that many times he’ll probably wake up.
I was just about to comment, if she’s close enough to feel his dick pulse through her leg what are the chances Joe’s already awake?
That depends largely on the science behind morning wood and its connection to consciousness.
She’s about to knee him in the business, isn’t she.
Pretty sure.
This is SO relatable to my early college/relationship experience
nudge it nudge it nudge it nudge it nudge it nudge it nudge it nudge it mushroom mushroom!
You have invoked the ancient magic. I was there when it was written.
this is the song of my people.
Now we have to badger you, it’s the law.
Just watch out for them trouser snakes.
That’s what this is all about in the first dang place!
Snake snake oh nudge his snake
Nudge It
fun fact the entire storyline is just joyce lying in bed next to joe thinking about nudging his business with her thigh
We could use some goddamn stakes in this comic, so I’m 100% behind that concept.
Jennifer will still be in the shower when this chapter ends.
A gal’s gotta get clean.
Don’t fudge it! Just nudge it!
Don’t let your wet dreams be dreams, just nudge it!
Intrusive… thoughts.
It’s only intrusive if you don’t want it. Joyce definitely wants this. Now, if she couldn’t stop herself from thinking about drilling a hole in Joe’s cock with a rotary tool and was getting upset about it, that would be an intrusive thought.
Great, now I can’t stop thinking about drilling a hole in Joe’s cock with a rotary tool and I’m upset about it.
Joyce needs to go seek advice from Jennifer about how to seduce Joe.
Possibly ending up Jennifer’s girlfriend in the process.
While unaware this isn’t allowed.
When was the last time Billie managed to seduce a guy? Every single dude she’s hit on* in this comic has turned her down and she only managed to hook up with Ruth via the power of statistical lesbian violence. Her game is clearly lower than E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial on the Atari 2600. Any advice Billie gave Joyce would result in Joyce having been dating some dude named Kyle for the past month without noticing.
*Asher doesn’t count, it happened off-screen and I assume he initiated.
I know! It will be hilarious!
Wink wink, nudge nudge, SAY NO MORE!
I figure you’ve been with a goer.
What’s it like?
A wink gets you a nudge, knowudimean?
Yes, Joyce. His heartbeat.
A steady throb.
Joyce is monitoring Joe’s pulse and blood pressure. She’s being very protective. Good for her!
Getting annoying. JUST DO IT OR GET OUTTA HERE
It’s been like ten seconds, grow a patience gland.
It’s been two days though
Wow, a whopping two strips, published at a rate that makes most other webcomics look like an iceberg.
You have a low tolerance for annoyances.
Or a high horniness.
This is definitely a comic one could read while horny and high.
is true, have verified from direct experience XD
she’s gonna kick him in the balls, isn’t she
I’m on team balls.
I’m on team vagina.
… wait, what were we talking about?
*Joyce’s thigh creeps a few millimeters closer*
Becky: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BACEY!!
*Joyce’s knee jerks spasmodically*
Joe: HOONRRGHHH!!
Joyce: I’m awake! I’m awake!!
Joe: *teeth clenched* G..G…Gonna need a few more minutes…
EGGS AND BACEY!!! is right!!!
on account Joyce just cracked dos huevos
XD
(Laughing)
Roll over, Beethoven!!
Is Joyce edging herself or the audience at this point?
Certainly not Joe, that’s for sure.
I mean, she wouldn’t be feeling the heartbeat if there wasn’t something going on down there. Morning wood?
so hot
There’s a few ways this can go:
1) Joyce “nudges” against Joe’s bulge, but it’s significantly more sexual than either of them planned, hilarity ensues.
2) Joyce accidentally knees Joe in the crotch, hilarity ensues.
3) Joe ends up shifting his body and inadvertently causes his bulge to brush deeper against her thigh causing her to internally freak out, hilarity ensues.
Laughing ultrasonically at the alt-text.
And that’s how babies are made. With lots of nudging.
Grabatar get changed when too many people have the same one but the last change is recent and we are already hitting into that kind of problem…
That isn’t what makes the gravatars change. They change whenever a new face is added to the rotation. We recently got Jocelyne and Tony (maybe others, but I think those two for sure) so it jiggled around.
I thought this yesterday, she is 100% going to kneew him in the groin isn’t she.
100%
»CRASH!« Head cheerleader Jennifer kicks the door down to help solve the problem of touching Joe’s dick. She brought a laundromat.
This is some dry(er) humor.
Joyce did you even sleep at all
And that’s how Joyce wakes Joe up, by accidentally kneeing him in the junk.
Premarital Han(g-ups)ky Panky
JOYCE used NUDGE!
Critical hit!
Enemy JOE fainted!
JOYCE gained 69 EXP. Points!
Nice
To nudge or not to nudge that is the question (unless you’re me, I would accidentally knee Joe in the groin)
If she keeps nudging it like that, Joe is going to need a change of underwear.
Thinking really hard about contact doesn’t work quite as well as actually making contact, unfortunately.
Joyce is at the edge of casting her body into the cragged shame pit of that one lustwolf.
I get the feeling either Joe will wake up before Joyce does anything, or she’ll accidentally nudge it too hard.
This is adorable but I can sense the incoming slapstick.
Really? Now that you mention it I could imagine it happening, but it seems more likely that it’s going to just be nudgestick.
More like slapsdick, because Joyce is going to smack Joe right upside the penis.
DUN DUN DAA DAA DAA DAA DAA DAAAAA DAT DA DAAAAAA!
Sex, the final frontier. These are the adventures of the pervert Joyce Brown. Her lifelong mission: to explore strange new bodies; to seek out new sex and new genders; to boldly goon where no one has gooned before!
I mean, plenty of women have gooned on Joe before…
I don’t think we have that information. He hasn’t mentioned women sitting on him and masturbating for hours.
I don’t think Maveric has the information of what gooning is.
She like to move it, move it, move it.
She like to nudge it, nudge it, nudge it.
Aww. i remember being *this much* of a teenager. So awkward! So exciting!