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October 2, 2026

Outed

by David M Willis on August 28, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Not-So Smooth Criminals
└ Tags: dorothy, joyce

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  1. JA
    JA
    August 28, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    So who else was spamming F5 for the last 10 minutes?

    Oh, just me? Damn.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      August 28, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

      congrats you made it to first comment!

      here, have a cookie 🍪

      • JA
        JA
        August 28, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

        Yesterday was one of those comics that was like Ok now I HAVE to see tomorrow’s. Guess the real trainwreck is still a few comics away.

    • mindbleach
      mindbleach
      August 28, 2025 at 12:31 am | #

      I went to peruse leftovers, developed a Dagwood situation, sat down to eat it, and realized I’d missed the thing by like half an hour.

      • Marianne
        Marianne
        August 28, 2025 at 1:58 am | #

        Sounds totally worth it. What was in the sandwich?

        • mindbleach
          mindbleach
          August 28, 2025 at 11:12 am | #

          Kimchi, hummus, balsamic reduction, frozen primavera vegetable mix, last bits of some pepper and onion jelly, probably too much sriracha.

          • Clint McInnes
            Clint McInnes
            August 28, 2025 at 10:49 pm | #

            “Too much sriracha.”

            Hmm.

            Well, I recognize all the words, but putting them in that order …

            Hmm.

            OH!! I get it now. That’s only the last half of “There is never too much sriracha.” There. Fixed it.

  2. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    August 28, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    well they got the “be gay, do crimes” part XD

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      August 28, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

      Aren’t they currently only doing a crime in Maryland or California?

      • Qube
        Qube
        August 28, 2025 at 12:30 am | #

        well in theory most of the really dramatic incidents they’ve been involved in probably weren’t strictly legal

        plus the underage drinking that one time

      • GreyICE
        GreyICE
        August 28, 2025 at 12:41 am | #

        Given the protest and attack by the cops, it appears in the first 24 hours of their gay journey, they have commited multiple crimes.

        Truly, this is the dark path the Chick tracts warned us of.

        • mindbleach
          mindbleach
          August 28, 2025 at 11:14 am | #

          In these troubled times, it’s comforting to remember he’s stone dead.

          • Sajuuk-Khar
            Sajuuk-Khar
            August 28, 2025 at 12:16 pm | #

            GOOD.

          • AbacusWizard
            AbacusWizard
            August 28, 2025 at 9:13 pm | #

            There are some people of whom I occasionally think “Well, at least [name] isn’t alive to see this. Because he would’ve been happy about it, and he absolutely doesn’t deserve happiness.” Jack Chick is one of them. A certain hate-preacher who traveled from university to university is another.

      • Freemage
        Freemage
        August 28, 2025 at 12:43 am | #

        Read the last panel again. If IU’s paper puts a price on ‘after the first’ issues grabbed, then yes, she’s committing theft.

        As that panel notes, such policies were instituted after several incidents where campus political groups (mostly, though not exclusively conservative in nature) would claim all the copies of a paper that expressed a view they disagreed with, in order to prevent dissemination.

    • Pocky
      Pocky
      August 28, 2025 at 4:15 am | #

      Look at them, only just coming out, and already doing crimes. So proud of them.

    • Lumino
      Lumino
      August 28, 2025 at 9:02 am | #

      So, I got a question here. Sincerely, not snide.

      Why is Dorothy so worked up about this? The only person she was dreading telling was Walky, and Joyce just took care of that. Joyce is worried more about her parents, who get the online version, and besides that it’s what, Becky?

      Wouldn’t it be more practical to just go find Becky?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 28, 2025 at 9:29 am | #

        Telling Becky is far too scary to actually do. Dorothy couldn’t even tell Walky and he’s just the boyfriend she cheated on, not her roommate who had a crush on Joyce.

  3. Nono
    Nono
    August 28, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    I’m impressed by how many people read student newspapers in Dumbing of Age.

    I think when I went to uni I never saw anyone actually pick up a single copy.

    • JA
      JA
      August 28, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

      I read my uni’s paper every week.

      This was also right before the iPhone was released though, so newspaper reading was common.

    • Raven
      Raven
      August 28, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

      Well, even if general readership is low, this issue has girls snogging on the front page, which would at least get people to stop to look at it. Probably. IDK, I don’t think I even *saw* newspaper stands for my college newspaper

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        August 28, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

        Page 1 girls.

        • Dave the Inverted
          Dave the Inverted
          August 30, 2025 at 11:23 pm | #

          +applause+

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        August 28, 2025 at 12:22 am | #

        i dunno, joe’s copy made it look like the actual smooch was below the fold

        which is bad layout, frankly, but whatever

      • Kazuma Shouri
        Kazuma Shouri
        August 28, 2025 at 9:20 pm | #

        as someone who’s current literary purchasing habits hinges on the amount of girl snogging in it, I would like to confirm this as a valued metric for evaluation

    • Kyulen
      Kyulen
      August 28, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

      I rarely ever read the school newspaper when I was in college.

      • Furie
        Furie
        August 28, 2025 at 11:55 am | #

        You know who definitely will, don’t you? Mary.

    • Frelance
      Frelance
      August 28, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

      Lotta parents subscribe, because a lot of kids don’t phone home. It’s a way to stay connected, or have something to ask about when checking in

    • StClair
      StClair
      August 28, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

      I went to college circa 1990. We didn’t have smartphones. We didn’t even have flipphones until a few years later.

      • Wizard
        Wizard
        August 28, 2025 at 5:35 am | #

        Let’s be old together.

      • Andy
        Andy
        August 28, 2025 at 9:24 am | #

        When I went to college, if you needed the internet you had to walk out of your room, go down the hall, take the elevator the lobby and invent the internet. Using punch cards. I’m older than heck / Hank. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/loft/

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          August 28, 2025 at 2:12 pm | #

          The first computer I worked on, the Burroughs B6700, had core memory and a HUGE punch card deck to restart it. The computer and its peripherals filled a 50×50 foot room. The floor was raised two feet to accommodate the cables.

          • butting
            butting
            August 28, 2025 at 6:23 pm | #

            Aww but I’ve got a plane of core sitting on my mantelpiece. There’s been some definite WT*F*?!s from visitors who’ve recognised it.

            (next to it is a flanged flail I made from a pair of 5.25″ HDs, and the reactions to that can be pretty damn satisfying too.)

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      August 28, 2025 at 12:35 am | #

      I went to an engineering school. We didn’t even have a student paper. We had three English classes: General English, English Taught By A Pretentious Failed Author Who Gets Really Mad When You Proofread His Work And Give It Back To Him With All The Spelling And Grammar Errors Marked Up And That’s Why I Had To Take General English Over The Summer, and Technical Writing.

      • Armadillo
        Armadillo
        August 28, 2025 at 1:23 am | #

        I corrected my english teacher’s grammar once and he gave me a bonus mark on my final grade. Took me from a B+ to an A-. It was a triumphant moment for me.

      • Davus
        Davus
        August 28, 2025 at 9:32 am | #

        This is *legendary*. Maybe not smart, but awesome nonetheless.

        • John Campbell
          John Campbell
          August 28, 2025 at 11:34 am | #

          His fault for handing out copies of one of his stories for no better reason than to feed his ego by showing off how amazing his writing was. And let’s just say, there were reasons he was teaching English at a tiny technical college rather than actually being a published author.

          I started knitting mail over the summer because there was nothing else to do on our tiny campus in the middle of nowhere with literally nine students for the summer session, and I got a mail hauberk out of the deal, which I’ve frankly gotten far more use out of over the last thirty years than I have the English class. I have no regrets.

    • Thing 2
      Thing 2
      August 28, 2025 at 1:23 am | #

      When I went to… oh, well, nevermind. It was at least, after the Apollo moon landings.

    • Grimeyville
      Grimeyville
      August 28, 2025 at 2:17 am | #

      I had a brief comic in my college newspaper—eventually got replaced for someone else’s.

      Admittedly they were much funnier than me (I was still aggravated at the time).

    • Reb
      Reb
      August 28, 2025 at 7:16 am | #

      I’ll be honest, I’m not sure if the school I went to had a paper… much less what it was called. Logically, I assume they must’ve, but I don’t remember ever reading it… or ever seeing it (and I’m in my early 40s, so while the internet certainly existed and everyone had some sort of computer, it wasn’t leveraged well-enough to justify discontinuing a printed paper).

    • Big Z
      Big Z
      August 28, 2025 at 8:36 am | #

      Back when I was in college, admittedly now more than two decades in the rear view but we DID have the internets, kinda, a majority of people would at least pick up the student daily paper and glance at the headlines on the way to the comics/crossword.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      August 28, 2025 at 2:07 pm | #

      I think the main crux of the problem here is that Joyce still has her cartoons running in this particular paper, so a lot of her friends (including Becky) are likely to pick up a copy just for that reason.

    • AbacusWizard
      AbacusWizard
      August 28, 2025 at 9:15 pm | #

      I used to read mine fairly often in college, and I still read it almost every week (except during the summer).

  4. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    August 28, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    Only 47 more stands to go.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      August 28, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

      Actually, this has potential for a money making deal.

      Autographed copies.

      • butting
        butting
        August 28, 2025 at 12:17 am | #

        Oooooh okay, so, a thought: newspapers everywhere are struggling, and it can’t be easy for student ones in particular. The IDS has got its hands on a banger of an image, Daisy would be a fool not to start running off posters of it, right?

        Autographed ones though? SET FOR LIFE.

        • jeffepp
          jeffepp
          August 28, 2025 at 1:18 am | #

          Tour buses for crime solving roller derby teams to travel the country in don’t come cheap. Well, they usually ARE cheap, and break down in creepy places with surprise celebrity guest stars. But, they don’t come cheap.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            August 28, 2025 at 3:10 am | #

            Eh, it’s always Old Man Cheevers trying to scare everybody away from his great grandpappy’s secretly buried Mason jars full of gold coins.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              August 28, 2025 at 3:26 am | #

              If he doesn’t want people finding the coins, he shouldn’t have deliberately built an eye-catching tourist attraction right next to them, with a plaque on the wall that talks about how his great grandpappy buried gold coins all over the property. And he definitely shouldn’t be selling shovels and lanterns and pickaxes and buckets in the gift shop.

  5. Dara
    Dara
    August 28, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    [chaos gremlin wallpapering Becky’s room with all the front pages]

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      August 28, 2025 at 1:16 am | #

      Dorothy laughing in Becky’s face that Joyce is hers now.

      • Amara
        Amara
        August 28, 2025 at 8:01 am | #

        There’s a supremely easy way to tell Becky imo. “You got a promotion Becky! You’re now my bestest and only best friend!”

        Or maybe that’s how she’ll phrase it herself.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 28, 2025 at 9:30 am | #

        That seems reasonable. After all, Becky’s been mean to Dorothy and we’ve established that made it perfectly fine for Joyce to do that to Walky.

        • mindbleach
          mindbleach
          August 28, 2025 at 11:16 am | #

          Toxic yuri, but only toward other people.

      • John Campbell
        John Campbell
        August 28, 2025 at 11:40 am | #

        Hey, if she wants to be arch-nemeses, she’s got to be prepared for Dorothy to actually do some arch-nemesising.

  6. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    August 28, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    Listen, just be glad only that undercover cop girl and fundamentalist chick were on the cover versus the real protestors.

    Daisy was protecting their identities!

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      August 28, 2025 at 1:00 am | #

      I mean, it looked like Jocelyne was also on the cover, and she was one of the real protestors.

      Otherwise, good theory. I think it’s unlikely, but I like your moxie.

  7. Boh No
    Boh No
    August 28, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    Better buy out the school newspaper domain somehow too

    • Cimorene
      Cimorene
      August 28, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

      Amber can’t hack it and crash it for them right now.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 28, 2025 at 8:19 am | #

        She can’t do it in her sleep?

        • Jon
          Jon
          August 28, 2025 at 12:30 pm | #

          Dina will, I believe, harm anyone who tries to wake her up enough to ask her.

          • Cimorene
            Cimorene
            August 28, 2025 at 9:21 pm | #

            Velociraptor roomie protocol

  8. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    August 28, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

    the first one’s free but the next one’s gonna cost ya

  9. Amara
    Amara
    August 28, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

    Joyce’s dry delivery in panel 2 is absolutely golden. Incredible comedic skills.

    • Amara
      Amara
      August 28, 2025 at 9:12 am | #

      As a complete aside, I’m rereading the archives and found this piece of dialogue from walky: “change is easier to swallow than admitting who we’ve been all along”, which has been a recurring theme for years here.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/02-look-straight-ahead/glassesperson/

      • Astariel
        Astariel
        August 28, 2025 at 10:13 am | #

        Walky’s quoting Booster from this earlier strip.

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-11/01-this-bright-millennium/sobstory/

  10. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    August 28, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

    Don’t trust google.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      August 28, 2025 at 12:59 am | #

      I second that; anymore like 90 percent of the images it gives you are Al sIop.

      • deliverything
        deliverything
        August 28, 2025 at 1:09 am | #

        I have to ask: was swapping the uppercase I and lowercase L intentional, perhaps as a subtle AI confusion trick, or an accident?
        Basically, I’m wondering if it’s something I should be doing too.

        • Rowan
          Rowan
          August 28, 2025 at 6:19 am | #

          Idk how this will affect AI, but it’ll be a nightmare for folk who use screen-readers

      • AbacusWizard
        AbacusWizard
        August 28, 2025 at 9:17 pm | #

        I was delighted to discover recently that DuckDuckGo’s preferences menu includes a “don’t show me A.I. garbage in the image search” option.

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 28, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    Fair’s fair. I like this strip.

    • YourCousinJay
      YourCousinJay
      August 28, 2025 at 3:10 pm | #

      (hey completely off topic but i started reading this comic like… 3 days ago? and by proxy been following your art for the same amount of time. just got to 2020 where you apparently made a giant compilation album of all your art but the link’s dead and i’ve been informed the gallery got nuked some time ago. is there any other place you got all the art stored where I could go look at it?)

      • thenamelesssamurai
        thenamelesssamurai
        August 28, 2025 at 6:59 pm | #

        Little late, don’t know if you’ll see this but here’s the backup after imgur go nuked: https://imgchest.com/p/ne7bw5ovn75

        • YourCousinJay
          YourCousinJay
          August 30, 2025 at 3:16 am | #

          very much appreciated

  12. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    August 28, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    I wonder how many people already saw a copy of the newspaper front page before Dorothy and Joyce, like Joe. And how many people read it online.

    • deliverything
      deliverything
      August 28, 2025 at 1:11 am | #

      My prediction: almost everyone has, but not Becky; their attempts to stop her seeing it are what draw her attention to it.

      • Envy
        Envy
        August 28, 2025 at 2:01 am | #

        Plot twist: Becky actually saw it before anyone else and she’s actually not mad, just busy setting up an extravagant Coming Out party for them.

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          August 28, 2025 at 2:50 am | #

          On second thought, I prefer your prediction. Less generic sitcom twist, and generally more fun (with also the potential for Joyce to try to delicately figure out whether Becky’s sincerely happy for them or, once again, burying her true feelings).

          Anyway, the whole cliché of “attempting to hide it instead draws attention to it”, in addition to being so common it has its own Wikipedia page, can still work even if it doesn’t involve Becky; if most students tend to ignore the newspaper but end up reading this one due to the attempted coverup, that’s already enough to be entertainingly distressing for Joyce and Dorothy.

          Now I’m looking forward to Daisy thanking them for boosting the newspaper’s circulation.

          • deliverything
            deliverything
            August 28, 2025 at 3:03 am | #

            At the risk of accidentally writing fanfic, I started musing further on this idea…
            Many people have been clamouring for consequences to the cheating, and annoyed at Joe being so calm about it, and Walky’s reacting to it like it was simply a predictable plot twist. What if the consequences are, instead, that Joyce and Dorothy become famous gay icons, despite their hopes to keep it secret, and then, due to people looking further into events, the cheating becomes just as famous, leading to them being hated for their misdeeds not by Joe and Walky but instead by society at large.

            Well, people were hoping for drama and/or consequences. This might provide.

            • Grimeyville
              Grimeyville
              August 28, 2025 at 4:23 am | #

              This is not a bad take..Counterpoint—in the hypothetical event that they become famous and queer around campus, it cramps the early months of their relationship because they can’t be alone and the potential backlash means no polycule even if Joyce would really like to broach it to Dorothy.

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              August 28, 2025 at 2:00 pm | #

              I would find that unsatisfying, like 180 degrees from satisfying. Sicko, though, at least for Dorothy’s part in everything. Maybe a paladin, if anything, for Joyce+Joe.
              I want drama and consequences from characters that have emotional investment, not randos.

        • Svankensen
          Svankensen
          August 28, 2025 at 2:51 am | #

          This is a possible option. She’s the queerness paladin, and may welcome them with joy.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        August 28, 2025 at 9:29 pm | #

        I like to imagine that they succeed in taking the remaining papers from all newsstands around the campus before Becky sees anything, but they don’t see where they’re going while carrying these huge stacks of newspapers and crash into Becky, who is now suddenly surrounded by a thousand images of them kissing.

    • Armadillo
      Armadillo
      August 28, 2025 at 1:15 am | #

      From the look Dina was giving Dorothy earlier, I’m almost certain she knows. And I’m not convinced Dina would keep that from Becky.

      • Jon
        Jon
        August 28, 2025 at 12:34 pm | #

        Dina doesn’t seem to care much about any relationships outside of hers with Becky. If there was anything to that look, it may have been annoyance that one of the people at the protest that got Amber hurt was there.

        (Clarification, thanks to the inherent issues with English: the protest that got Amber hurt, not one of the people that got Amber hurt, because she was going to do what she did regardless of whether Dorothy and Joyce were even there.)

  13. Amara
    Amara
    August 28, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    So is Dorothy’s next step to call daisy and ask her to pull the article from the website? ‘The girl isn’t out to her parents, who read our newspaper’ is probably one that would work well for Daisy? We’ve never seen daisy have to actually choose between journalism or being horny, she just never wins in either.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 28, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

      “Ask” (read “Demand”)

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        August 28, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

        Daisy: Sure, then I’ll call the cops on you!

        Dorothy: WHAT!?

        Daisy: Face heel turn! *hits Dorothy with a steel chair*

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      August 28, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

      I like to think she’d make the right choice if asked, especially considering the risk of real life harm

      But she approved the cover in the first place without giving them the heads up, which is kind of messed up considering she works with both of them and could have at least shot a text their way

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 28, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

      this would be wise to attempt, we’ll see if she can clear her mind enough to do it

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        August 28, 2025 at 12:20 am | #

        I suspect that the girls went viral the night of, so the cats already sailed the coop.

        Meanwhile, Ace Reporter Jennifer Billington won’t be getting out of bed until sometime after noon. By which time, two extra editions will have come out, none of them having her byline.

    • nullptrintime
      nullptrintime
      August 28, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

      Based on this preview panel, that seems to be where’s they’re headed next.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        August 28, 2025 at 9:53 am | #

        Wow! What an incredible spoiler!

      • Jon
        Jon
        August 28, 2025 at 12:43 pm | #

        Or that’s someone coming to tell Daisy that this issue was so popular all the copies have disappeared from the racks, prompting a change in the paper’s editorial direction as the staff assumes all those papers are being read…

    • Ivkra
      Ivkra
      August 28, 2025 at 12:17 am | #

      It wouldn’t matter, and doesn’t work like that, which Dorothy would hopefully know since she’s a reporter — but even if she did ask, Daisy wouldn’t be able to help. Honestly, even if she had requested it before the story went to press, it would’ve been a major conversation about the ethics of running it v. pulling it. But now, it’s a moot point. The paper has gone to press. A copy has probably been archived to the university special collections. The online edition may have been screenshotted, etc., etc. Once something goes to press, it’s out. You can run errata to update/correct, but you can’t, like. take it back. This is why journalism has a whole code of ethics about what they can/can’t should/shouldn’t publish.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        August 28, 2025 at 12:37 am | #

        For some reason, I feel like Charlie would actually know what you wrote, thus making the gravatar perfect.

      • Andy
        Andy
        August 28, 2025 at 9:29 am | #

        Media pulls and modifies online stories all the time. Not a big deal

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 28, 2025 at 9:37 am | #

        To an extent. It’s not going to delete it from the public record entirely, but it might well drop the changes Hank sees it, since he’s not exactly going to be checking university special collections or even internet archiving tools for earlier versions. It’s not foolproof of course. He could have already seen it. Someone else in his circle could have seen it and sent him a copy asking if those were his kids.
        But it would help.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      August 28, 2025 at 12:52 am | #

      I suppose it would depend when the daily newsletter email is sent out, and if it’s just a link or if images are embedded.

  14. Summer
    Summer
    August 28, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    Alternately, be crime, do gay

  15. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 28, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    Also when Dorothy and Joyce find Daisy they would be completely justified to perform some sort of obscene wrestling tag team move on her for this shit.

    • Amara
      Amara
      August 28, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

      She wants titillation, this photo, this scoop, is absolutely titillating.

      • Icalasari
        Icalasari
        August 28, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

        Getting wrestled to the ground by two bisexual women in a loving relationship…

        Truly titillating for her

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        August 28, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

        Titillation over professional ethics I guess. Wouldn’t be the first time for Daisy.

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          August 28, 2025 at 1:30 am | #

          Or a rarity in DoA, for that matter. We’ve had two TAs who’ve had sex with students, a gender studies teacher who let her attraction to a politician override her sense, that same politician (after getting a job in the university) abusing her position to rehire one of those TAs (which, ironically, may have been one of the more ethical things she’s done)…
          I feel like I’m forgetting others.

        • Pappenheimer
          Pappenheimer
          August 28, 2025 at 4:31 pm | #

          If only they’d been page 3 girls instead, for maximum titillation.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      August 28, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

      Listen, what was Daisy supposed to do? Report on the police brutality? The genocide?

      That would be depressing.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        August 28, 2025 at 12:23 am | #

        but that’s what NEEDS the attention

        wrestling move or not, she really needs a long talking to about a thing called JOURNALISM ETHICS

      • Kyulen
        Kyulen
        August 28, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

        I’m not surprised that Daisy focused more on the two women kissing, that fits her character as a horny lesbian. But I do wish she had focused more on the genocide that the protest was about, and the police brutality in response.

        • Rowan
          Rowan
          August 28, 2025 at 6:24 am | #

          How do we know she doesn’t focus on the protest and the genocide? All we know is the headline and the image. This could be a ploy to get eyes on the article, the article might focus heavily on the genocide and the politics

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        August 28, 2025 at 12:44 am | #

        Posting the picture makes Raidah *right* though. We can’t have that.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        August 28, 2025 at 1:07 am | #

        Depressing or not, it would absolutely be the right thing to do. Though focusing on that when there’s a photo of two girls kissing would be out of character for Daisy.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        August 28, 2025 at 1:13 am | #

        I’m getting the feeling that the sarcasm of this post is not hitting.

        • GholaHalleck
          GholaHalleck
          August 28, 2025 at 1:19 am | #

          Yeah, we’ve killed nuance a bit in the comment section recently.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          August 28, 2025 at 1:22 am | #

          Dorothy and Joyce aren’t hitting, either. Daisy, that is. Hitting Daisy. Dorothy and Joyce aren’t.

          But they could be. Maybe Daisy has some cool fight moves and is able to take both of them on in a challenging and exciting fight that travels across most of the news building. We haven’t had a good boss fight in a while.

          • deliverything
            deliverything
            August 28, 2025 at 1:34 am | #

            Walky was already prepared to help fight one of the IU bosses: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/fancypantslounge/
            Maybe it’d work as a form of catharsis after recent events?

          • Effie
            Effie
            August 28, 2025 at 3:26 am | #

            Dorothy and Joyce aren’t hitting on Daisy

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              August 28, 2025 at 3:28 am | #

              Yet.

            • Effie
              Effie
              August 28, 2025 at 3:28 am | #

              But they could be! We haven’t had a good threesome in a while… in fact I think we’ve only had the Mandy-Grace-Sierra triad?

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                August 28, 2025 at 3:37 am | #

                And I don’t remember ever seeing them do it on-screen.

                • deliverything
                  deliverything
                  August 28, 2025 at 4:17 am | #

                  This could be interpreted as implying you’ve seen them do it off-screen. Secret Patreon tier?

                  Dangit… maybe I’ve spent too long finding Daisy links for Mal, below. It’s contagious!

      • Andy
        Andy
        August 28, 2025 at 9:30 am | #

        The actual story was buried on page 18.

      • Jon
        Jon
        August 28, 2025 at 12:44 pm | #

        The headline implies that the story was indeed about those matters, but Daisy couldn’t resist running a pic with a headline that made a pun.

      • Jon
        Jon
        August 28, 2025 at 12:51 pm | #

        Well, sure, that. But her biggest crime is obviously that headline pun choice.

    • Grimeyville
      Grimeyville
      August 28, 2025 at 1:50 am | #

      Obviously a Meltzer Driver.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        August 28, 2025 at 1:46 pm | #

        A Doomsday Device would be easier for the untrained to perform. Dorothy and Joyce woukd likely hurt themselves trying a Meltzer Driver.

    • Newlland(Henryvolt)
      Newlland(Henryvolt)
      August 28, 2025 at 1:58 am | #

      As I said in a post lower down from here…3D right through a table!

    • Big Z
      Big Z
      August 28, 2025 at 8:34 am | #

      See, if Joyce had let Joe be involved, he could be setting up the folding table and dousing it in gasoline as we speak, get some real ECW style shit ready to roll.

  16. Anna Grant
    Anna Grant
    August 28, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    I’m beginning to think the actual reason Becky will be upset is simply that someone else came out of the closet more dramatically than her.

    Not *willingly*, but…

    • Dara
      Dara
      August 28, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

      Upset, but impressed. Grudgingly giving respect, at that. Then biding her time to outdo them all. Muah. ah ah ha.

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      August 28, 2025 at 12:45 am | #

      Willis-ing.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      August 28, 2025 at 1:00 am | #

      Becky has a lot of issues, but this would be more of a Carla thing, and she’s out.

      • Jeff K!
        Jeff K!
        August 28, 2025 at 1:27 am | #

        I think you’ll find that at the moment, it’s Dorothy who has a lot of issues, and she’s hoping to get them all!

    • Newlland(Henryvolt)
      Newlland(Henryvolt)
      August 28, 2025 at 1:56 am | #

      Hit her with the “Dudly Boyz 3D” special.

      • Newlland(Henryvolt)
        Newlland(Henryvolt)
        August 28, 2025 at 1:57 am | #

        That was meant for Yoto

    • Kai
      Kai
      August 28, 2025 at 8:08 am | #

      “DINA, we gotta fuck at a protest to out-gay those two and claim back my title!!!”

      “Becky, I do not believe that sexual intercourse would scientifically out-gay their raw sexual tension.”

      “Well what WOULD outgay them?!?”

      “According to my scientific analysis… A foursome with us, Joyce and Dorothy”

      ***BECKY.EXE HAS IRREPARIBLY MALFUNCTIONED***

    • ESM
      ESM
      August 28, 2025 at 1:56 pm | #

      The actual reason Becky will be upset is that Joyce wasn’t bisexual previously but is now. The idea that sexuality can be fluid has been repeatedly shown to be upsetting to her because it makes her wonder if it were possible to just not have been gay and saved herself a lot of grief.

      I wonder if Becky would’ve been more susceptible to Mary’s TERFy rhetoric if she was around for the ten seconds that was a thing. She’s really uncomfortable with the idea of sexuality not being innate and eternal.

  17. Alongcameaspider
    Alongcameaspider
    August 28, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Daisy could have at least texted them to give them a heads up that they had their picture take, maybe even asked permission before plastering it all over the school

  18. Suet
    Suet
    August 28, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Yeah, this is a sound strategy… if we weren’t in the digital age 🤖

    what if I wanted to steal copies coz of a big art project

    • Holly
      Holly
      August 28, 2025 at 2:07 am | #

      (Answering far too seriously for no reason) Then you’d be selfishly preventing all other people from doing art projects with them – instead you could just contact the school newspaper folk and say “hey, when the un-claimed newspapers get replaced with tomorrow morning’s new sheet, can I have them?”

      I appreciate the sad Dorothy avatar comboed with the comment, great match.

  19. Wraithy2773
    Wraithy2773
    August 28, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Ah, interesting, Joyce does realize that her father would see the picture.

    …but, by inference, hasn’t reasoned that her mother might see it too…

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      August 28, 2025 at 12:20 am | #

      They’re divorced so he’s probably not showing her his copy. She’s going to see it though. And Daisy can take down the online version, but it may be too late to keep Hank from seeing it and to keep the image from spreading.

      • Bongoplush
        Bongoplush
        August 28, 2025 at 12:43 am | #

        Idk I could see this being an issue there willing to “put aside there differences” for, I’d consider there views on LGBT people to be that kind of slightly more progressive “I’ll be nice to them to there faces and will have certain gay people I consider friends, nothing more nothing less” kind of Christians but when it comes to there daughter I could see it suddenly becoming alot more of a problem for them

        • Bongoplush
          Bongoplush
          August 28, 2025 at 12:45 am | #

          Sorry should’ve said in my original comment but I could totally see Hank sharing it to Daisy in a “we need to be unified against this” kind of way

          • Bongoplush
            Bongoplush
            August 28, 2025 at 12:45 am | #

            Sorry brain fart meant to say carol not Daisy

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              August 28, 2025 at 1:14 am | #

              This is why we rehearse.

          • nullptrintime
            nullptrintime
            August 28, 2025 at 1:08 am | #

            Eh, Hank’s been pretty supportive of Becky in the grand scheme of things, even opening a joint bank account with her after the first kidnapping. Obviously, he could react differently when it’s his own daughter, but I don’t think he’d immediately jump to involving his extremely recent ex-wife whom he knows to be *more* homophobic than him.

            • Bongoplush
              Bongoplush
              August 28, 2025 at 1:12 am | #

              Fair enough, idk maybe I’m not giving him enough credit for his recent character growth

            • Armadillo
              Armadillo
              August 28, 2025 at 1:12 am | #

              Not to mention her extremely dangerous attitudes towards the safety of both Becky and Joyce outside of homophobia. I fully believe that Hank is aware that Carol is not safe to be consulted on this one.

    • Armadillo
      Armadillo
      August 28, 2025 at 1:10 am | #

      Considering recent events Joyce probably has some walls up regarding Carol’s opinions on… well anything, really. Will Joyce likely be emotionally hurt by whatever miserable way Carol responds? Most definitely. But until that actually happens there’s only one parent whose opinion she feels comfortable caring about.

    • The Queer Agenda [frog memes]
      The Queer Agenda [frog memes]
      August 28, 2025 at 2:38 am | #

      Her dad reads her comic, I think? Dunno about mom, who didn’t wanna keep the childhood art.

      • deliverything
        deliverything
        August 28, 2025 at 4:23 am | #

        I think it was less that she didn’t want to keep it and more that she no longer had room, because she sold her house.

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        August 28, 2025 at 4:43 am | #

        Her mom isn’t going to read the paper for Joyce’s comic, no.

        She might check on the student newspaper because there was a massive event on campus, violence “between” police and protestors (that’s how she’s see it anyway).

        She might not even see the student newspaper. There’s plenty of ways that picture could reach her, maybe through other news orgs, maybe through social media…

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 28, 2025 at 9:41 am | #

          She might, but if her dad reads the paper he will.

  20. pope suburban
    pope suburban
    August 28, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

    Seriously, Dorothy has every right to go light Daisy up for this. Forget stealing the papers, make Daisy actually look at what she did here.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      August 28, 2025 at 12:15 am | #

      They need to steal the papers first to limit the spread. Then they go light her up.

      • The Queer Agenda [frog memes]
        The Queer Agenda [frog memes]
        August 28, 2025 at 2:42 am | #

        Steal the papers, then they have kindling.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 28, 2025 at 9:42 am | #

        Anything rather than talking to Becky.

    • Cimorene
      Cimorene
      August 28, 2025 at 12:22 am | #

      This ends up getting Dorothy Daisy’s position much to the frustration of Jennifer.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        August 28, 2025 at 12:35 am | #

        I think that works out well for Jen. She wants to do different stories that aren’t lust driven Amazi-Girl articles. Dorothy in charge might actually do that for her.

        • Cimorene
          Cimorene
          August 28, 2025 at 9:34 pm | #

          Yeah but she’ll be grouchy about Dorothy failing upward (in her pov)

  21. GreedOfGram
    GreedOfGram
    August 28, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

    Interesting how Dorothy seems to be reacting more intensely to the paper.

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      August 28, 2025 at 12:48 am | #

      “I can’t be the poster child for lesbians in Indiana!”

      “Technically we’re bisexual…”

      “I can’t be the Bisexual poster child for Indiana!”

    • Andrews
      Andrews
      August 28, 2025 at 6:49 am | #

      Aside from the actual being outed, I suspect Dorothy is extra stressed by the fact they had a plan which has been ruined by the paper and she no longer has control

      • Andy
        Andy
        August 28, 2025 at 9:34 am | #

        Her to-do list is expanding to infinity.

    • Tan
      Tan
      August 28, 2025 at 11:55 am | #

      Dorothy went from about a 6 to an 11 when Joyce mentioned her dad gets the online version of the paper. Dorothy has a recurring nightmare about Joyce’s safety from evil dads.

  22. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    August 28, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

    This does feel a little messed up on assumedly Daisy’s end to out two people and make hat front page news without at least first seeking them for approval. Unless having your intimate moments broadcast to everyone is just the risk you take by kissing in public. It seems objectively a bad thing that was done, especially on a campus where it is known a guy showed up with a gun to kidnap his gay daughter. Really not a great look.

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      August 28, 2025 at 12:15 am | #

      Two people that she knows. Its not like she would need to put in any real effort to ask for approval, just fire off a couple texts

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        August 28, 2025 at 12:17 am | #

        Daisy: I would have but you might have said no. Oh, and you’re fired for starting a riot that almost got me and other people there killed.

        Dot: what.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          August 28, 2025 at 12:30 am | #

          That would be amazing spin considering the cops are the ones that escalated the protest reflecting the real life event that inspired that, then of course would be the school administrators Daisy directly works for and/or reports to, then maybe after those two, in a distant third, you could possibly blame AG for assaulting a cop that had already escalated things by attacking Joyce unprompted to try and arrest her for evacuating. All while Daisy was I assume skulking unseen in the shadows taking photos from relative safety. I’d love to see Daisy try and make that argument and immediately catapult herself into at least the top 5 in DoA’s worst characters.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            August 28, 2025 at 12:56 am | #

            Maybe Daisy plans to work for Cop News Network, where cops don’t do anything wrong according to the five cops they bring on for a roundtable whenever cops get caught doing brutality.

            • deliverything
              deliverything
              August 28, 2025 at 1:49 am | #

              Hey, let’s be fair… there are many news outlets that’ll perform olympic-level gymnastics to avoid the reality of police misdeeds. Daisy’s really boosting her career prospects on this one.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                August 28, 2025 at 3:15 am | #

                “Officer involved shooting”

                • Jon
                  Jon
                  August 28, 2025 at 12:52 pm | #

                  Given that ICE arrested several people who were fighting an active wildfire in my (blue) state, and I only learned about it because one of our senators raised a stink on social media this morning, yes, I agree that many (most!) news outlets will outdo the Cirque de Soliel in their acrobatics to avoid letting cops look bad.

      • Derek
        Derek
        August 28, 2025 at 4:37 am | #

        since when does she know Joyce?

        • Spacie
          Spacie
          August 28, 2025 at 6:04 am | #

          They met when Joyce submitted her comic that is regularly run in the news paper.

          • Amara
            Amara
            August 28, 2025 at 8:15 am | #

            Thats actually the only time they’ve been on screen together. When someone commented that both of them work for daisy I did the character combo tag search: https://www.dumbingofage.com/tag/joyce+daisy/

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      August 28, 2025 at 12:55 am | #

      On the one hand, yeah shitty thing to do.

      Other hand, they’re at a protest that is being journalism’ed all over the place, climbed on top of a snow pile, belted out the Lesbian Bible Verse with full chest, and then started necking in full view of the cameras, cops, and fleeing protesters.

      And they’re shocked its front page? I’m amazed that wasn’t on FOXNEWS or The View or something.

  23. Whirlakitty
    Whirlakitty
    August 28, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

    So…is Joyce really THAT recognizable from a photo of the back of her head wearing a jacket that isn’t hers with her face obscured entirely by…um…Dorothy’s face?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 28, 2025 at 12:36 am | #

      She’s got an iconic haircut.

    • nullptrintime
      nullptrintime
      August 28, 2025 at 1:12 am | #

      In a vacuum, probably not, but Dorothy seems much more recognizable in it and anyone who knows both of them could probably put two and two together. For Joyce’s dad specifically, maybe he doesn’t recognize Dorothy, but Jocelyne is also in the picture, which could get him to look closer.

      • deliverything
        deliverything
        August 28, 2025 at 1:54 am | #

        I wonder what’s written in the accompanying article? Daisy knows both Joyce and Dorothy (they’re contributors to the newspaper). It’s possible they’re both identified in the text… or maybe the picture’s intended just as an attention-grabber (and Daisy-pleaser) and the actual text is an honest take on suppressive UI policies and brutal police overreach with no actual mention of the kissing.

  24. Bobby
    Bobby
    August 28, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

    Everyone’s flaming Daisy, and I understand why, but there’s also a very large part of me that is satisfied the cheaters cheating made the front page. ha!

  25. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    August 28, 2025 at 12:18 am | #

    Plot Twist: Mr. Brown confronts Dorothy and Joyce.

    Hank: So how long have Dorothy and your brother been dating?

    Joyce: What?

    Hank: I recognize the back of my son’s head anywhere!

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      August 28, 2025 at 12:19 am | #

      Hank also assumes Jocelyne running away is Joyce in this scenario.

      Hank: Was she okay?

      Dorothy: Yes she was.

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        August 28, 2025 at 1:24 am | #

        Depending on the grain on the photo this is entirely possible.

        It would also be funny if people thought the back of Joyce’s head was Daisy.

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          August 28, 2025 at 1:58 am | #

          …and Daisy encourages the rumour because it’s the closest thing she’s has to an actual relationship.

    • Thing 2
      Thing 2
      August 28, 2025 at 1:35 am | #

      Too late. I already did this plot twist!

  26. StClair
    StClair
    August 28, 2025 at 12:22 am | #

    Daisy’s just doing the same as these two: let her horny override her reason and/or ethics.

  27. Jon
    Jon
    August 28, 2025 at 12:25 am | #

    Love this one. Dorothy’s reaction and attempt at damage control is a delight.

    I’m aching to get to Becky. The buildup has been killing me.

  28. Bongoplush
    Bongoplush
    August 28, 2025 at 12:28 am | #

    Lmao, even in panic mode Dorothy is still Dorothy isn’t she?

  29. Dave
    Dave
    August 28, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

    Not sure why everyone thinks Daisy’s done something wrong here. Not only did Joyce and Dorothy make out in broad daylight, they did so smack dab in the middle of a major protest. The entire purpose of a protest is to attract attention, there was less than no expectation of privacy. It’s not Daisy’s fault that our girls chose to demonstrate their love for one another in the most impulsive and thought-free manner possible!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 28, 2025 at 12:35 am | #

      I feel like you usually gotta ask people before you feature them in newspaper articles but that might not be true. Still seems…Ethical tho.

      • Alongcameaspider
        Alongcameaspider
        August 28, 2025 at 12:37 am | #

        At the very least give them a heads up so they aren’t blindsided by being front page news

        • GholaHalleck
          GholaHalleck
          August 28, 2025 at 1:01 am | #

          I mean, if someone walked into a protest and did what they did, you’d think it was a planned stunt.

          I don’t think they have to get the okay from people streaking a sportball field to show the footage either. Pretty sure the only requirement is having to play Yakkity Sax over it.

          Not that streaking and kissing are in anyway the same thing. Before I get accused of saying that… Again.

          • Throwatron
            Throwatron
            August 28, 2025 at 1:18 am | #

            “I mean, if someone walked into a protest and did what they did, you’d think it was a planned stunt.”

            I haven’t seen anyone suggest this at any point, and I’m kind of surprised, because like…that is a reasonable idea.

          • Effie
            Effie
            August 28, 2025 at 3:34 am | #

            It’s kinda too bad newspapers are a visual-only medium, because the idea of that front cover having Yakkity Sax playing over it is kinda amazing.

          • Cimorene
            Cimorene
            August 28, 2025 at 9:41 pm | #

            There are several image galleries of women around the world standing up to and getting in the face of police during protests. Handing them flowers, not backing down, etc. Two girls ignoring violence to smooch is definitely a power move in the face of fascism (to anyone not knowing the characters or what is going on). I know I don’t recognize people well and Daisy might have been too busy and excited to actually recognize them in the chaos.

      • Li
        Li
        August 28, 2025 at 12:37 am | #

        Legally no. I think I recall it being different for photos of kids.

        • Li
          Li
          August 28, 2025 at 12:41 am | #

          But also like, still very shitty.

        • Cimorene
          Cimorene
          August 28, 2025 at 9:51 pm | #

          For schools they ask for photo release forms. I’m not sure if that would extend to a college which would mean either A) Joyce and Dorothy aren’t recognizable enough (like a certain amount of their faces exposed) to be identified to ask for a release or B) When they enrolled (or were hired by the paper) they signed release forms stating their likeness could be used. That might put them at the “public official” level and makes this even juicier.

          Some events hand out release forms and wrist bands of what level they agree to be in images. That makes going through the photos easier before publishing so they can be edited.

          I took one photo and my friend took a photo of me with Katherine Applegate at a book signing. I cropped myself out, though, because she was wearing a “Protect Trans Kids” shirt and it wasn’t about me. But I’ve had people call bs when I say I’m in it and I post to my Twitter from the day of and post my copy of me in it. Still, I didn’t realize it’d go viral and I hope it didn’t cause KA Applegate any grief, but she has been very supportive of her trans kid.

          https://www.acep.org/how-we-serve/sections/publication-of-photographs-is-a-release-required

      • EAM
        EAM
        August 28, 2025 at 12:41 am | #

        You don’t *have* to do shit. The press can absolutely report on people who don’t want to be reported on, otherwise no scandal could be reported. However, it is adick move to knowingly out two bisexual women who work for you, no legal expectation of privacy sort of being irrelevant.

        • Dave
          Dave
          August 28, 2025 at 12:54 am | #

          This was a protest against profiting off of genocide. Any voluntary action taken in the midst of that is presumed to be part of the protest and MEANT to be seen. I’m sorry but if these two blonde white women didn’t want to have their passion known then they should’ve picked ANYWHERE other than the violent climax of a demonstration against the massacre of fictional stand-in Palestinians to get all licky-style on each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          • Amara
            Amara
            August 28, 2025 at 8:22 am | #

            Somehow I never actually connected bulmeria as being a Palestine stand in, since it’s originally a country in Africa where another universe’s Joyce was theoretically being a missionary. This is where knowledge of the other Willis comics has worked against me lmao. But no, now that it’s pointed out, the ruttech weapons, the bombings, it all tracks.

            • Cimorene
              Cimorene
              August 28, 2025 at 9:54 pm | #

              I didn’t remember Bulmeria being where Joyce went off to serve a mission, either, until I was just rereading archives!

      • Dave
        Dave
        August 28, 2025 at 12:45 am | #

        Doesn’t seem like it! At least not from a legal perspective. There’s an ethical debate about protecting protestors’ identities but, again, I’m not sure there’s a more deliberately attention-grabbing, anonymity-shredding action than passionately making out in the middle of a war protest while tear gas erupts around you and cops beat the shit out of anyone they can reach! Like there are places where PDAs wouldn’t be seen as performing for those assembled but this was decidedly not one of them

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          August 28, 2025 at 1:00 am | #

          I think it’s reaching now to frame the kiss as a performative protest even without context. Like, sure take the picture, it’s a bombastic moment that makes an eye catching front page and no one can legally stop you. Legally and morally you can sleep soundly having gotten away with being horny on main. But proposing it’s anything beyond that without confirming with the subjects is just making stuff up. No one’s really saying Daisy can’t do these things. Just that it was shitty.

          • Dave
            Dave
            August 28, 2025 at 1:06 am | #

            Think about this from the perspective of anyone who doesn’t know Joyce and Dorothy (and despite employing them, I really doubt Daisy knows the first thing about either of them). if their passionate face-sucking wasn’t a deliberate act of protest, then it was extremely thoughtless at best and revoltingly tasteless at worst. The protest where this happened was not about Joyce and Dorothy, and I strongly feel Daisy is not the bad guy for having captured this moment.

            • Dave
              Dave
              August 28, 2025 at 1:09 am | #

              Was not about Joyce and Dorothy’s forbidden romance, rather. (The kiss itself, if interpreted as an act of protest and not the girls having no sense of appropriate venues for realizing romantic passion, is absolutely fair game as a cover photo standing in for the protest itself.)

            • deliverything
              deliverything
              August 28, 2025 at 2:03 am | #

              Daisy does know them, though. Here’s just one strip of her chatting with Dorothy about the latter’s contribution to the newspaper:
              https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/oldfashioned/
              And the newspaper also publishes Joyce’s comic; here’s Daisy telling Joyce about some of the complications she’ll have to deal with as a result: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-12/01-sister-christian/jerkiest/

              • Dave
                Dave
                August 28, 2025 at 2:48 am | #

                Does she know anything about them, though? Like, for instance, any reason to believe they’re closeted? I doubt it. She’s their boss, they’re not friends.

                • deliverything
                  deliverything
                  August 28, 2025 at 3:12 am | #

                  Oops… I misread, sorry — somehow missed the parenthetical note. Yes, it’s entirely possible Daisy just assumed (perhaps based on Joyce’s comic, as Grimeyville’s 1a notes) that they were already a couple.

                  She could’ve still at least sent them a text or something, though.

            • Annaphylaxis
              Annaphylaxis
              August 28, 2025 at 7:36 am | #

              Dude sometimes people kiss during protests. They are massive emotional releases, and people are human. Just usually not while the cops are breaking them up, because we’re all trying to protect each other. The way people talk about them here makes me think they’ve never attended one.

              Source:
              i attend, work at, and plan them, for the last several years.

              • Dave
                Dave
                August 28, 2025 at 8:07 am | #

                Maybe they shouldn’t have done this while tear gas was literally billowing in the background then if they didn’t mean for it to be a public statement 🤷

              • Sirksome
                Sirksome
                August 28, 2025 at 8:23 am | #

                I’ve admittedly only been to one back when the BLM movement was huge post George Floyd. I just think it’s a little problematic to assume anything done at a protest is part of the protest. That seems close to the logic used to claim bad actors represent the whole event and class them as riots. I get that it’s free real estate to take and publish whatever you want in a public space, and that Joyce and Dorothy acted wildly irresponsible and were exploited because of it, but that’s all it needs to be.

            • Cimorene
              Cimorene
              August 28, 2025 at 9:59 pm | #

              I really want a bonus comic of the juxtaposition of whatever Julia Grey comic ran in this edition. I still am having a hard time believing that Joyce didn’t know there was a Sunday edition and that the comic doesn’t have a Sunday run (or that a Sunday newspaper wouldn’t have any comics). Dang I’m going to have to go into the archives and see when Joyce/Walky were getting the job description of what the comic load would be.

      • Dot
        Dot
        August 28, 2025 at 6:19 am | #

        If as the headline implies they are the subject of the article it is good journalistic ethics to identify them and reach out for comment. Am I supposed to believe Daisy doesn’t recognize one of her own reporters?

      • ESM
        ESM
        August 28, 2025 at 2:01 pm | #

        There’s a million photos of people kissing at protests that make news.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      August 28, 2025 at 1:06 am | #

      The story is about the police brutality and arresting protestors who were protesting war crimes and the school’s complicity. That photo is not representative of the story. It’s representative of Daisy wanting to see people kiss.

      • Dot
        Dot
        August 28, 2025 at 6:19 am | #

        I mean we don’t know the contents of the article, only the headline, which centers the gay kiss.

        • Minivet
          Minivet
          August 28, 2025 at 9:01 am | #

          Headlines are at least half of what what people take away from journalism in practice, more including any memorable photo. We should morally judge headlines when they’re misleading, although usually it’s on the editors not the writers.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          August 28, 2025 at 2:37 pm | #

          The subhead is about the arrests. And then a note on the kissing headline says the “bi” part was entirely for the pun, not from any knowledge. The editor would have more direct control of the headline and photo, and it seems like the top headline was just to make a tenuous justification for using that photo.

          I am inferring, but I feel fairly confident about it.

    • Grimeyville
      Grimeyville
      August 28, 2025 at 1:44 am | #

      1a. Although she may not be aware of it, Daisy has just outed two queer women without knowing whether or not they are out. I might assume that because Daisy has seen Joyce’s comic, she more or less assumed about Joyce and Dorothy what everyone else assumed and was just waiting on. ‘They won’t be upset about this—they’re basically already together.’

      1b. Posted a transwoman’s face front and center of a newspaper, who does not attend this university. She has effectively made Jocelyne (as well as Joyce and Dorothy) culpable to whatever inquiry that police might put on them for the protest because it’s proof that they were there. Like you know—they’re identity of that vigilante going full Street Fighter on the riot squad.

      1c. Diminishing the very point of the protest in favor of an almost propaganda-like ‘Love wins’ kinda splash page. Not an incorrect take but time and a place, especially as it functionally minimizes all the protesters like Asma who were there to…Y’know. Protest.

      • Dot
        Dot
        August 28, 2025 at 6:15 am | #

        Trans woman. Two words.

        • Grimeyville
          Grimeyville
          August 28, 2025 at 11:34 pm | #

          Apologies. ._.

    • Newlland(Henryvolt)
      Newlland(Henryvolt)
      August 28, 2025 at 2:11 am | #

      I feel like 2 college girls making out shouldn’t take priority as front page news while college students are getting their shit kicked in for protesting war crimes.

      • Embe13
        Embe13
        August 28, 2025 at 8:35 am | #

        nut it will grab attention and help spread the news of the protest by bring eyes to the paper, not to say it isnt dimminishing the real issues of the protest, but from a mximizing circulation veiw it makes sense

    • Ed Callahano
      Ed Callahano
      August 28, 2025 at 9:20 am | #

      But Daisy only chose that image because it’s one of her sexual fantasies come to life. What any other editor would go for would be all the images of an actual costumed superhero beating up the police all by her lonesome. That would have gone national in a heart beat.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 28, 2025 at 10:01 am | #

        To be honest, given Daisy’s obsession, I’d kind of expect Amazi-Girl to be front and center. Maybe she just didn’t get any clear photogenic pictures. The action shots are likely to be distant and blurry.

        • C.T Phipps
          C.T Phipps
          August 28, 2025 at 4:23 pm | #

          Also best not to condemn Amber (or more likely Sal) to be arrested for beating cops.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 28, 2025 at 6:58 pm | #

            Though to be fair, the cops know about that part. They don’t need a newspaper story to tell them.

  30. Qube
    Qube
    August 28, 2025 at 12:30 am | #

    ah yes Dorothy you’re being so normal and discreet about this

  31. Li
    Li
    August 28, 2025 at 12:34 am | #

    Excellent strip, love Dorothy being Maximum Dorothy here, still hope we are gonna get more Walky feelings sooner rather than later.

    Wondering whether Hank gets the mention and not Carol because Joyce doesn’t want to think about her or…

    But either way, we were all right: it was Becky AND her family.

    • Li
      Li
      August 28, 2025 at 12:36 am | #

      inb4 perfectly reasonable-seeming objections that Hank was cool about Becky: you’d be surprised how often a parent can be “cool” with you having queer friends but not actually “cool” with you being queer yourself.

      I’m not saying Hank will be shitty about this. I’m just saying it is perfectly reasonable, actually, for Joyce to worry that this might be a bridge too far. Because it often is.

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        August 28, 2025 at 12:49 am | #

        I’m encouraged to comment here; I didn’t want to take any chances with yesterday’s chaotic avalanche.

        I agree about Walky. Joyce didn’t even let things get properly cleared up, and she just jumped in, flaunting Dorothy as her property. (Seriously, I know it will take time, but I hope Dorothy stops seeing only “spectacular magic” in Joyce and sees the other side of the coin.)

        But honestly, I think the best thing for Walky is for him to take time for himself, learn to have faith in himself, and when there’s a strong sense of personal independence, come face to face with Dorothy.

        As for Joyce’s parents, it’s obvious the chaos will be worse.

        • GholaHalleck
          GholaHalleck
          August 28, 2025 at 1:04 am | #

          The best thing for Walky right now is for him to go on a meditative retreat to the Nachoitos factory and not leave until every centimeter of his flesh is neon orange.

          • Li
            Li
            August 28, 2025 at 3:34 pm | #

            I do think he needs a period of being single and being okay with that, but he got it over the timeskip and it didn’t help.

            So: I am revising it to a period of being single while also having friends, friends who prioritize him.

        • Li
          Li
          August 28, 2025 at 3:32 pm | #

          Mostly agreed. That’s not really how I parsed yesterday’s behavior from Joyce, but it reminds me of the Dobler/Dahmer theory.

          Not to treat HIMYM as a worthwhile source or anything, heh, but I do think they had a point about the recipient’s feelings of an action being important on whether the exact same thing is “sweet” or “creepy”.

          It’s also gonna matter whether this is the start of a pattern for Joyce, or just a one-time thing that’s also the culmination of fifteen years of Joyce+Walky interactions.

          (For the record, my position is “yes Joyce was being a dick there, and that’s worth pointing out, but Walky’s also been a dick to her on this exact subject so often that cumulatively, I’m not sure this WAS actually worse instead of matching his energy”. Also, I laughed, but I respect folks for whom it wasn’t funny, and I am wincing a little on behalf of everyone who’s still annoyed about it today, because I don’t think it’s going to be treated as anything other than a Loony Tunes moment, at least not until Willis has had time to come up with a way of addressing it that they like.

          But that’s just my bet, made way too early to be a sure thing. We could cut back to Walky TOMORROW.)

    • Dot
      Dot
      August 28, 2025 at 6:15 am | #

      I think there’s a number of reasons Joyce is more concerned about Hank than Carol: she genuinely doesn’t perceive her as an immediate threat in any way because she’s an old lady living in a studio apartment (she could be off base about this), she doesn’t believe she’s imminently likely to learn about what happened whereas she knows Hank gets the digital edition of the paper, Hank’s the one paying her tuition with dentist money so he’s more capable of causing her difficulties with her education, etc. etc. etc.

      • Rogue 7
        Rogue 7
        August 28, 2025 at 7:10 am | #

        She also probably cares about his reaction since she’s already written off her mom as a lost cause.

        • Big Z
          Big Z
          August 28, 2025 at 8:32 am | #

          ^

        • Dot
          Dot
          August 28, 2025 at 8:45 am | #

          Also a factor!

      • Li
        Li
        August 28, 2025 at 3:20 pm | #

        I am VERY sure she cares more about Hank’s opinion of her than Carol’s, and I agree that Hank is probably the more “credible” threat in terms of her tuition etc, but I still expected the idea of Carol knowing to trigger flashbacks to Ross, on account of Carol calling Joyce after the shooting incident to say the exact same things to Joyce that Ross was saying to Becky.

        It could be that Carol isn’t getting a mention because she’s going to actually be the one to show up, but also: again I’ll say that if it didn’t occur to Willis that Joyce might still be afraid of her mom’s judgment, absolutely fair, it’s different when you’re forcibly outed to your bigoted mom at 18-19 and when she dies before you have the chance to come out to her. Just, very different life experiences, I can see why it might not have occurred to them as a possibility.

    • Embe13
      Embe13
      August 28, 2025 at 8:37 am | #

      yay we both were right!

      • Li
        Li
        August 28, 2025 at 3:33 pm | #

        hi5

    • Jon
      Jon
      August 28, 2025 at 12:53 pm | #

      Yeah I agree with others: I think Carol is basically already a broken relationship she doesn’t care about. Whereas her relationship with Hank is still “salvageable” in a way. And she particularly worries (though not in this moment) about managing the relationship between him and Jocelyne.

      • Li
        Li
        August 28, 2025 at 3:21 pm | #

        I think that’s a fair take! As I noted, my expectations re: Carol have nothing to do with Joyce loving her and everything to do with a potential PTSD trigger, since Carol called her up right after the Ross shooting incident to tell Joyce exactly the same “I would die for you” bullshit that Ross served Becky.

        But also if it straight up didn’t occur to Willis, fully understandable.

  32. Fahed
    Fahed
    August 28, 2025 at 12:34 am | #

    Dorothy just stalling until they go and see Becky OR is she really so self involved that she thinks trying to get the bolting newspaper horses back into the stable is more urgent

    • Throwatron
      Throwatron
      August 28, 2025 at 1:17 am | #

      i think maybe, and this is a really wild leap to make, but perhaps the two women who have navigated the past two days of their lives in a blind, fumbling panic over non-stop crisis, aren’t at their most rational, and will continue acting short-sightedly for the foreseeable future

    • Zero
      Zero
      August 28, 2025 at 1:34 am | #

      What? How would that be “self involved”?

      • Amara
        Amara
        August 28, 2025 at 8:30 am | #

        When you’re absolutely seething at a person, all of their actions become painted malicious in your perceptions.

        I’m just assuming a fair smidge of the commenters are very upset paladins lashing out about the characters who now have obvious moral failings where none presided before.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          August 28, 2025 at 11:13 am | #

          Look at that bongo, eating crackers like she owns the place.

          • Jon
            Jon
            August 28, 2025 at 1:03 pm | #

            Precisely.

  33. Ben
    Ben
    August 28, 2025 at 12:45 am | #

    I was an editor for my college paper and I’m so impressed you knew this

  34. Nadamás
    Nadamás
    August 28, 2025 at 12:54 am | #

    Dorothy autistic icon

  35. jflb96
    jflb96
    August 28, 2025 at 1:01 am | #

    Is this the first time they’ve used Google instead of the legally-distinct Ruttech version, or just the first time I’ve noticed?

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      August 28, 2025 at 1:07 am | #

      Dotty would not use Ruttech after learning about their selling military supplies. She’d still be “down with the boycotts” even during a bisexual awakening mental breakdown.

      • Jon
        Jon
        August 28, 2025 at 1:05 pm | #

        Or just using it as a generic term for “web searching” – my wife exclusively uses DuckDuckGo, but still refers to the process as “googling”, in much the same way as Bayer’s brand name for salicylic acid, Aspirin, became the generic name.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      August 28, 2025 at 1:11 am | #

      Leslie uses google in the first Dec 2014 bonus strip.

  36. Switchchris
    Switchchris
    August 28, 2025 at 1:04 am | #

    okay so, question, have we ever seen Dorothy’s parents and has she at all talked about what her parent’s views on this kind of relationship are? Considering her previous job choice, I gotta think that her parents were the more strict kind. You don’t get those kind of aspirations while living in a more lax household.
    Regardless of her kissing a girl on the front page, she also ran out into a Protest that was actively under fire by the law enforcement, tear gas and all, where at least 1 person got shot by a live round. Even if they are the more Lax type of parent, the fact that their daughter was in such an event might make them try to pull Dorothy out of that college to put her in a “More Safe” environment.

    Joyce might not be the only one at risk here.

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      August 28, 2025 at 1:10 am | #

      I really don’t think the Keeners could be meaner then the other parents we’ve seen so far.

      • KM
        KM
        August 28, 2025 at 1:16 am | #

        You never know.. They may only be like that because Dorothy had been a “model kid” for so long we’ve never seen them confront a situation. It also be that they are liberal in the sense that other people being LGBTQ is ok but not if it’s thier own kid. Granted that seems more of a Danny parents thing

    • KM
      KM
      August 28, 2025 at 1:14 am | #

      We’ve seen them quite a few times.
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/04-is-a-song-forever/ownership/

      Deborah and Jeremiah

      They seem very chill and liberal and supportive so the worst that might happen is that turn out to be the kind of hypocrite that’s okay with getting into trouble if it’s other people but not their own child

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      August 28, 2025 at 1:18 am | #

      Dorothy’s parents are just very supportive of their very ambitious daughter. They’re inoffensive in just about every way, aside from the magical hindsight flaw of “Maybe they should have encouraged slightly more play time in between study sessions.”

    • nullptrintime
      nullptrintime
      August 28, 2025 at 1:20 am | #

      From their appearance back in the freshman family weekend storyline, they seem extremely chill and supportive, including encouraging her to choose her own religion.

      I suspect Dorothy thinking about Becky seeing the paper and not Joyce’s parents is in part because she knows her own parents won’t have any issue with her being queer.

    • Kyulen
      Kyulen
      August 28, 2025 at 1:24 am | #

      We’ve seen them before during the freshman family weekend way back in this chapter, and compared to a lot of other parents they seemed pretty nice.

    • Thing 2
      Thing 2
      August 28, 2025 at 1:43 am | #

      “at least one person got shot by a live round” – that is an assumption.

      • deliverything
        deliverything
        August 28, 2025 at 3:21 am | #

        While it doesn’t explicitly specify: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-15/04-the-only-exception/safely/ shows Dorothy was checking for reports. Her specific concern was for Amazi-Girl, but she’d likely have noticed and mentioned if those reports mentioned people getting shot at all.
        Put another way, she didn’t say anything like “Amazi-Girl doesn’t seem to have been amongst the people shot”.

    • Derek
      Derek
      August 28, 2025 at 4:38 am | #

      who got shot by a live round?

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      August 28, 2025 at 6:31 am | #

      Considering her previous job choice, I gotta think that her parents were the more strict kind. You don’t get those kind of aspirations while living in a more lax household.

      You don’t, but other people do. It’s her aspiration, not her parents’; that’s almost spelled out in an early strip.

    • Annaphylaxis
      Annaphylaxis
      August 28, 2025 at 7:31 am | #

      Amazi-Girl explicitly was not shot.

  37. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    August 28, 2025 at 1:04 am | #

    I’m waiting for the punch line where the girls somehow deleted all the school newspapers only to find out that their photo was a reprint from the national news.

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      August 28, 2025 at 1:46 am | #

      Lol.

    • Risky
      Risky
      August 28, 2025 at 4:32 am | #

      I’m surprised nobody else mentioned this today. Lots of people assuming it was Daisy, nobody mentioning that the kiss in question happened in a visible cloud of tear gas.

  38. Twinsword
    Twinsword
    August 28, 2025 at 1:06 am | #

    No, no. It’s okay. By all means, continue to defer the emotional fallout of both Walky AND Joe on the back burner. After all, it’s only a webcomic. It’s not real. Willis, damn thee!

  39. Straximus
    Straximus
    August 28, 2025 at 1:22 am | #

    This is escalating so much faster than I expected, and I’m so here for it.

  40. BorkBorkBork
    BorkBorkBork
    August 28, 2025 at 1:32 am | #

    Hank right now is probably staring at the paper on his phone, eyes wide, while his entire world shifts.

    Not a whole lot. Hank has already been showing, through his compassion and care for Becky, where his priorities lie. Hell, he’s probably the one who Joyce got that adaptability from, when Becky told her and she swung to accept her.

    I can just imagine. Say he has tunnel vision. Say that all he sees is Joyce and Dorothy, on the photo, and so he gives a call to Joyce’s closest sibling, who he knows probably had more experience knowing LGBTQ people in college, asking how to express to his little girl that he knows, and its OK, and that he loves her for who she is and she doesn’t have to be afraid to be herself around him.

    And *Jocelyne* gets to coach *Hank* on how to be an ally.

  41. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    August 28, 2025 at 1:44 am | #

    Id have a lot more sympathy for Dorothy. If she hadn’t selfishly hijacked someone else antiwar protest. After it wAs over. And deliberately macked her gf making herself the public face of it. ( Like EVERYTHING whatserface said)

    I think she should take her lumps and not practice censorship. She already made the decision to be person who was publicly arrested. Yet she wasn’t.

    She wasn’t masked. And if she has one I bet she would have ripped it off. Dorothy the paper didn’t out you. You did. Over and over again.

    I just don’t think this justifies the harm of depriving the students of university comics. Joyce worked hard for it.
    ( Been outed in the newspaper in far worse ways while actually being tortured by cops. So I’ve earned a right to an opinion.

    No one come at me unless you’ve been there too

  42. SillyGoose
    SillyGoose
    August 28, 2025 at 1:51 am | #

    Dorothy does know an awful lot about this – and so do we, now. Bless you, Willis, this IS informative.

    Also, unrelated: Joyce, if your mum gets all ‘conversion camp’ you’re allowed to lie and pretend this was all an orchestrated stunt. Sure it’s not satisfying vs gloating “yeah mum all your kids are queer except the one who’s a thieving pharisee” but safety first.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      August 28, 2025 at 2:03 am | #

      I don’t have a lot of religious knowledge, but looking the word up tells me the Pharisees were a prominent Jewish group. Is it weird to call someone a “thieving Pharisee”, and it it also distinct from calling them a “thieving Jew”? I only ask because I don’t have the context, which makes it seem like an odd pejorative to use for (I assume) John, the fundamentalist Christian missionary.

      • deliverything
        deliverything
        August 28, 2025 at 3:36 am | #

        I think it’s a reference to the Pharisees in the New Testament, who were depicted as valuing their worldly concerns over being open to God’s Message (and so being recurring enemies to Jesus — though Nicodemus the Pharisee was noted as being a “defender of Jesus”).

        Essentially, where you said “prominent Jewish group”, the “prominent group” part is more relevant, with the “Jewish” part being context.

        That said, according to Wikipedia — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pharisees#Relations_with_Christianity — “Because of the New Testament’s frequent depictions of Pharisees as self-righteous rule-followers (see also Woes of the Pharisees and Legalism), the word “pharisee” (and its derivatives: “pharisaical”, etc.) has come into semi-common usage in English to describe a hypocritical and arrogant person who places the letter of the law above its spirit.[64] Jews today typically find this insulting and some consider the use of the word to be anti-Semitic.[65]”

        [64] links to https://www.thefreedictionary.com/pharisee and [65] is attributed to “Michael Cook 2008 Modern Jews Engage the New Testament 279″

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          August 28, 2025 at 3:38 am | #

          Oh, I should add: I’m going by half-remembered Christianity and the bit of Wikipedia I read before typing that. Please don’t take it as gospel (not sorry for the pun).

      • Effie
        Effie
        August 28, 2025 at 3:45 am | #

        I’m thinking in a New Testament context “Pharisee” is pretty much a synonym for “hypocritical power-hungry priest,” and I’m thinking the fact they’re Jewish is irrelevant to the point here. It could just as easily have been a comparison to the corrupt church practices of the 1500s that the Protestant reformation was reacting to.

        • Dot
          Dot
          August 28, 2025 at 6:04 am | #

          The fact that they’re Jewish is extremely relevant lol the Pharisees as portrayed in the gospels are explicitly an antisemitic canard

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            August 28, 2025 at 6:36 am | #

            You’ve got it backwards: that portrayal is where a bunch of antisemitic canards come from.

            • Dot
              Dot
              August 28, 2025 at 6:59 am | #

              Please do continue to lecture the Jew about antisemitism, by all means

            • Amara
              Amara
              August 28, 2025 at 8:36 am | #

              So it’s not antisemitic if it’s in the christian bible?

          • Annaphylaxis
            Annaphylaxis
            August 28, 2025 at 7:29 am | #

            Gotta agree with Dot here.

          • SillyGoose
            SillyGoose
            August 28, 2025 at 7:49 am | #

            Not really though, since the non Pharisees were also Jewish? Good, bad and ugly. The only prominent, non Jewish characters I can think of off the top of my head were the Romans, and they were not exactly portrayed as better

            • Dot
              Dot
              August 28, 2025 at 8:21 am | #

              The Romans were absolutely portrayed as better, and this was in fact a political aim of the Gospels

            • Big Z
              Big Z
              August 28, 2025 at 8:29 am | #

              They really aren’t, though, or at least the portrayal is different. Most of the Gospels portray the Jewish elite/decisionmakers as bloodthirsty, hypocritical, and frankly worried about Jesus’ influence to the point that they’re willing to fabricate a list of crimes in order to kill him. And don’t forget that the gospels portray the Jewish populace as easily swayed by those leaders, from welcoming Jesus to Jerusalem to being convinced to vociferously support his execution a bare week later.

              Meanwhile, the Roman authorities (Pilate in particular) are primarily portrayed as disinterested and deferential to the wishes of the population and Jewish leadership, which is frankly ahistorical to the point of comedy.

              It’s probably not a coincidence that this was almost certainly written in about 66-75 AD — about the same time as the Jewish rebellion against the Roman occupation getting decisively crushed in 70AD.

              And unfortunately, even if the original literary intent for SOME of the gospels may have been “Hey, uh, Romans, we aren’t like those OTHER guys whose ass you had to comprehensively kick” (debatable!), the practical outcome is that it comes across as very antisemitic.

              (ex-Catholic married to a Jew here)

      • BorkBorkBork
        BorkBorkBork
        August 28, 2025 at 4:52 am | #

        Pharisees were one of many socioeconomic political castes, but are the ones most prominent in the gospels because they’re the ones who claim to be the most holy, spiritually and morally correct, who dictate the rules that others should follow. The gospels are literally full of the Pharisees being absolute hypocrites as they hold the Jewish people to an insane standard that actually contradicts what the scriptures actually say.

        An example. God said, one day a week, that’s the Sabbath, that’s your day off, just stay home and enjoy yourself you rascally humans, you deserve it. Pharisees step in and are like, OK, God *commanded* that, so it’s sinful to do work on the sabbath, now let’s figure out what “work” is, how many steps can someone take a day before its “work,” is it “work” to make food or to have guests or to speak in a loud voice… etc.

        Basically, when you look at modern “Christians” who are all about calling out other people’s faults, acting holier-than-thou, pointing out a ton of “sins” as they say that they’ll pray for you, all while listening to some podcast that tells them that when God says “love” what he really means is be an asshole to nonChristians because how else will they be saved, that’s a modern Pharisee. That sort of person would shout for Jesus to be crucified as some sort of woke hippie socialist.

        “Thieving Pharisee” really doesn’t make a lot of sense, as the Pharisee’s defining quality was that they pretended to be good, pure followers of God, and “Thou Shalt Not Steal” is clear as day. Unless what is happening is that someone is using the letter of the law to deprive people of what is theirs. Then I could see it.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 28, 2025 at 10:21 am | #

          Thing is, what you describe in those first two paragraphs is basically the Christian take on the Jewish Law. Not just some ancient no longer relevant group of hypocrites, but the Law that Jews followed for centuries afterwards even down to today. Rabbinical Judaism developed out Pharasaic schools of thought after the destruction of Jerusalem.

          Jews today (or from what we can tell, back in Jesus’s time either) don’t see the Law as “an insane standard that actually contradicts what the scriptures actually say”.

          You are right here and now echoing centuries of Christian antisemitism. I don’t think you mean to, but you are.

          • Dot
            Dot
            August 28, 2025 at 12:07 pm | #

            ^

          • BorkBorkBork
            BorkBorkBork
            August 28, 2025 at 3:04 pm | #

            What I describe in those first two paragraphs IS the Christian take on the Jewish law. 100% absolutely, and 100% intended.

            Taffy is asking about someone using the term “Pharisee” as a derogatory term, something which is only used by Christians, and asking of its meaning in that context. If I am not responding from the Christian perspective on what the term means here, I am not responding to what is being asked.

            And by that measure of COURSE this is going to contradict how Jewish people today, and the non-Christian Jews saw the expression and execution of the law. Because Christianity has come from Judaism, and doesn’t see modern Judaism as being “different but equal,” but rather a faith that has fallen away and denied God. Just as Muslims believe that they have the true message from God, and that Judaism and Christianity are religions that have fallen away.

            This isn’t antisemitism, or at least, not how people today use the word “antisemitism.” It would be antisemitism if I said that this is how they WERE and it was unquestionably the truth. The first sentence I said, “the ones who claim to be the most holy, spiritually and morally correct,” that IS true, and you halfway confirm that yourself by pointing out that they have ultimately directed the development of Judaic customs. What I said after that was also true, in that the GOSPELS describe them as being hypocrites and not understanding the true nature of the Law.

            I then provided an example for how the modern Christian understands a Pharisee. I could’ve provided a scriptural one – Matthew 12:1, Jesus and disciples eat some grain they pick while walking on the Sabbath, and they are criticized because the act of picking the grain is considered work – but I chose something that was a bit more approachable. Again, I’m not saying that this is how they was, but what modern Chrisitan understanding of them is, and what the gospel writers’ intent was in depicting them. It is the Pharisees who are the “villains” of the Gospel stories.

            If that is antisemitic, than Christianity itself is antisemitic, as is Islam. But then that also means that Judaism and Islam are equally prejudiced against Christianity, and Judaism and Christianity are prejudiced against Islam. Not in what their followers do, but simply the fact that each of these are founded on the idea that their interpretation and expression of their faith is correct and that the others are incorrect.

            If I was purporting this to be unquestionably true, 100%, or advocating for the Christian version to be correct, then yes, absolutely. But I’m simply pointing to other sources, and saying that these interpretations have created this specific understanding to the modern Christian of what a “Pharisee” is, and isn’t it so funny, that’s literally what 90% of loud, vocal Christians act like.

            • BorkBorkBork
              BorkBorkBork
              August 28, 2025 at 3:13 pm | #

              And I just want to add – this information is so important because when someone today calls someone a Pharisee, they’re calling them that not because they know the law exceedingly well or are such strong religious leaders, but because they’re being an overly-legalistic hypocrite and missing the forest for the trees.

              The fact that modern Judaism and Judaic tradition has evolved from those Roman-era interpretations of the Law (read: not the actual law itself, but the interpretation of it) is an interesting piece of trivia, but not related at all in the conversation because it’s more than likely that the person Taffy is talking about doesn’t even know about that.

              If you’re saying that using the word “Pharisee” itself as an insult to another person is antisemitic, I 100% agree with you.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              August 28, 2025 at 7:17 pm | #

              This feels like it’s all over the place and I really can’t tell where you’re going with it. You seem to be simultaneously explaining why using “Pharisee” is antisemitic, arguing that it isn’t, then saying at the end that it is.

              That final line, you 100% agree that when you use “Pharisee” to describe such modern “Christians”, you’re being antisemitic? Or is it only some other use of Pharisee as an insult?

              As for pointing out that rabbinical Judaism evolved from the Pharisees, the point of that was not that the person using the term knew that and was using it deliberately because of that, but that while many Christians think of Pharisees just an ancient group with no modern relevance, that’s not actually true.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          August 28, 2025 at 12:06 pm | #

          The pharisees were proto-rabbinical. house of Hillel, house of Shammai sort of thing. They debated, they didn’t all have the same opinions as each other. A historical Jesus would have been associated with them, a lot of the ideas Christians attribute to him are in line with the house of Hillel.

          It’s how they’re potrayed in some of the gospels, and in Christianity as a whole, that makes them villains. But like, when some pharisees warn Jesus the cops are looking for him, that’s not a threat. That’s a genuine warning, they’re worried about his well-being. But Christianity portrays it as something devious.

      • SillyGoose
        SillyGoose
        August 28, 2025 at 6:39 am | #

        Using Pharisee as meaning hypocritical bastard who doesn’t actually follow the word of God.
        For context just remember basically everyone who interacted with Jesus, including Jesus himself, was Jewish, Christianity only starts after his death

        So yeah, apologies if it read somehow as an antisemitic insult but it would definitely wasn’t in my mind.

        • SillyGoose
          SillyGoose
          August 28, 2025 at 6:41 am | #

          And thieving because of the sports car vignette

        • Dot
          Dot
          August 28, 2025 at 7:20 am | #

          “Everyone Jesus interacted with was Jewish” doesn’t really cut it when the Gospels were not written by Jews and communicate a fundamentally antisemitic narrative.

          • SillyGoose
            SillyGoose
            August 28, 2025 at 8:00 am | #

            Do they? I mean I’ve heard it said that some people say “booh the Jews killed Jesus” but I never actually heard anyone saying that .
            I can see how it could be used that way though. I’m not sure that it’s fundamentally is anti-semitic per se, I am however 100% convinced it can be and has been use that way, but then people will weaponise anything.

            Are there other anti Jewish “arguments”? Forgive my asking you, you seem to know more about the topic.

            • Dot
              Dot
              August 28, 2025 at 8:21 am | #

              The Gospels were written in the wake of the Jewish rebellion against Roman rule, and they take great pains to absolve the Romans of any responsibility in the death of Jesus while shifting all the blame onto the Jewish authorities and citizens of Jerusalem (“his blood be on us and our children”). They portray jewish leaders and teachers as self-interested charlatans who need to be put down and refuted by Jesus, who conspire and scheme to maintain their own power. It’s an antisemitic narrative, which is why Christian antisemitism was such an enduring force for centuries (and continues to linger). Lots of justification for it in the narrative of the Gospels. In this very strip we see examples of Christian antisemitism, such as when Joyce and co. went to church and the sermon was about how the Jews “failed to” identify Jesus as the Messiah.

              • Embe13
                Embe13
                August 28, 2025 at 8:55 am | #

                on;y comment i will make is that the book was basically rewritten (greek to latin) somewhere around 2-300ad to make sure the roman were not depicted worse and to remove any gospel written from a nonpatriarcial veiwpoint. then rewritten for the kingjames edition. and even that edition was written before oliver cromwell ALLOWED JEWISH PEOPLE BACK onto the british lands. I will never blame anyone who is of a non-western eyropean culture feeling that the book has inherent racism through out it.

              • Adeptus
                Adeptus
                August 28, 2025 at 9:08 am | #

                I have a great distaste for all the ”Abrahamic” religions.

                Judaism, Christianity and Islam all look like watered down and simplified Zoroastrianism from the viewpoint of Comparative Religion.

                I find Zoroastrianism to be mythologically much richer and more nuanced than any of the monotheistic pyramid scructure variants that took the world by storm.

                Religion is IMO pretty nasty, but monotheism feels especially toxic. Their model is super convenient for reinforcing top-down social structures, keeping women in their place, and justifying the divine right of kings and emperors.

                Apologies to and and all religious people who are offended by this. This is my truth as somebody who is an avid student of religion and mythology. I wish nobody took them seriously in the present day, and we could just all marvel together at the things that used to go on in our shared past.

                • Dot
                  Dot
                  August 28, 2025 at 9:19 am | #

                  Really not the time or place to be saying this, tbh. Non-sequitur in this context.

                • Taffy
                  Taffy
                  August 28, 2025 at 11:08 am | #

                  That’s a shitty thing to say when people are having a pleasant discussion about their religions’ interconnectedness. “I think your religions suck and nobody should be involved with them.” Well, who are you, though?

                • Li
                  Li
                  August 28, 2025 at 11:13 am | #

                  Yeah? Have you actually read the Torah? Or did you just read the Old Testament and assume it was the same thing? Because… lol.

                  P.S.: no one actually familiar with all three religions thinks they’re similar enough to be called “Abrahamic”.

                • Li
                  Li
                  August 28, 2025 at 11:20 am | #

                  Also, sorry Dot for engaging at all. But Adeptus, your description of “monotheistic religions” is extremely Christian. Your comparative religions class was awful if it left you with the impression that “super convenient for reinforcing top-down social structures, keeping women in their place, and justifying the divine right of kings and emperors” in any way describes Judaism. Judaism doesn’t even support the “divine right” of the actually divine.

                  Check out that parable where three rabbis are having an argument and one of them asks God to say which of them are right, and God says “yeah, it’s you,” and the other rabbi says, “hey you gave US this book to decipher, it’s up to US what’s right, not you,” and God says, “oh dang you’re right” and goes away.

                • Adeptus
                  Adeptus
                  August 28, 2025 at 12:17 pm | #

                  I come at this from the PoV of comparative religion.

                  This comic deals with awakening from religious indoctrination. IMO that goes for all of them, rather than just ”This flavour of American Christianity is bad”.

                  I’m not going to apologise further. I did say I’m sorry if this offends, but this is my take as somebody who is very interested in mythology.

                  I have the mast exposure to (Lutherian) Christianity here in the Nordics, as well as (both cultural/secular as well as religious) Judaism. I have also lived in the Middle East for a few years, and consider Islam fully a branch of the other two, which I know gets some people’s fur up.

                  I’m quite sad that this is such a hot issue still, and the offence people take. I wish it could be discussed calmly and in good faith (as the saying goes), without immediately painting me as the enemy and some kind of a bigot.

                • Taffy
                  Taffy
                  August 28, 2025 at 12:23 pm | #

                  Nailing yourself to that cross is sending mixed messages.

                • Li
                  Li
                  August 28, 2025 at 12:49 pm | #

                  Well-put, Taffy.

                  Anyway: just gonna reiterate that if you haven’t even read the Torah (and you obviously haven’t), you should stop pretending to know anything about Judaism.

                  It’s okay not to know things. It’s okay to just talk about the shortcomings of Christianity if that’s all you have meaningful experience with. You’ll find that you “”””offend”””” (read: amuse and exasperate) fewer people that way.

                • Dot
                  Dot
                  August 28, 2025 at 1:19 pm | #

                  I mean Jewish belief extends beyond the Torah as well. There’s the Nevi’im, the Ketuvim, the Talmud, the Zohar if you want to get sexy… if all you know of Jewish belief and custom is Christian interpretations of their Old Testament, you’re going to end up with a very Christian lens of what Jews believe. Garbage in, garbage out, as they say.

                • Li
                  Li
                  August 28, 2025 at 1:27 pm | #

                  Oh for sure.

                  But pardon me for being positive they haven’t even read a translation of one part of it, let alone the original language, let alone the rest of the texts…

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  August 28, 2025 at 1:31 pm | #

                  @Li: Honestly, I’d argue that reading the Torah is a spectacularly bad way of learning about Judaism. Much like reading the Bible is a bad way to learn about Christianity. Both religions are living religions with traditions and theologies and beliefs that are drawn from the foundational texts, but are not inherently present in those texts.
                  This is especially problematic for Christians (or those raised in a Christian context) reading the Torah to understand Judaism, because we’ve been steeped in a Christian perspective on those texts. The texts themselves, at least in a good scholarly edition, are going to be nearly identical between Jewish and Christian versions, but the interpretation won’t be.
                  At least suggest the Talmud. 🙂

                  , but maybe worse because it’s very easy to read the 5 books of Moses from a

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  August 28, 2025 at 1:32 pm | #

                  Ignore that last line. An editing change that I forgot to delete. Scribal error.

                • Li
                  Li
                  August 28, 2025 at 2:47 pm | #

                  I was genuinely not suggesting they start there! I was suggesting they haven’t even done the most obvious “try actually taking Judaism in its original context instead of through a Christian lens” step.

                • Li
                  Li
                  August 28, 2025 at 2:49 pm | #

                  Like absolutely good points all around! I would not claim to know a ton about Judaism, I’ve literally just… listened to my friends and people I follow on social media.

                  But I promise I didn’t mean that as a one-step solution to understanding Judaism! 🙂

                • Adept
                  Adept
                  August 28, 2025 at 2:56 pm | #

                  “Only people who have red the Torah know anything about Judaism” is a statement I don’t think I’ll even try to unpack. That’s quite a statement for sure.

                  I’ll just say that it sounds like a technique to shut down discussion. There is a whole lot more to religions and cultures than reading through their sacred texts. I’ll leave this now, as this seems worse than pointless.

                • Nadamás
                  Nadamás
                  August 28, 2025 at 3:03 pm | #

                  @Adeptus As an atheist, congrats! You are acting like the most douchy stereotype of one possible, you are not being “offensive” you are just being an asshole, and people are rightfully mocking you for it.

                • Li
                  Li
                  August 28, 2025 at 3:14 pm | #

                  Cool, so you definitely haven’t read it, much less any of their other texts. But you still feel like you can speak not only authoritatively but condescendingly about that religion. Interesting.

                • Adeptus
                  Adeptus
                  August 29, 2025 at 6:27 am | #

                  I categorically do not subscribe to a notion that one has to read a religion’s sacred texts to say anything about it. It feels like comparative religion is an uknown scientific discipline to many here. Maybe don’t condemn a science if you don’t know how it functions and what it is about.

                  Religions can be treated as sociological phenomena, and the big monotheistic religions have a ton in common. Picking one of them as a special snowflake that requires special care before one is allowed to talk about it is just weird.

                  You guys are quick to call me an arsehole, but this has been an extremely hostile response. I’m once again reminded that speaking with Americans about religion is practically impossible. Everybody is so sensitive and defensive.

                • Adeptus
                  Adeptus
                  August 29, 2025 at 6:33 am | #

                  Actually, sod this.

                  Everybody in this thread is so hostile, and feel free to resort to ad hominem attacks that this is worse than pointless.

                  I did not attack anybody’s person, nor talk crap about them, but Taffy immediately miscaracterised what I said, and Li went for a personal attack.

                  I’m done. You guys are behaving very badly, and no doubt will never have even a moment of doubt that you’d have been anything but paragons of virtue in this.

              • SillyGoose
                SillyGoose
                August 28, 2025 at 9:38 am | #

                Thanks for your replies, to this comment and others. I’ll dig a bit more into that when I have time.
                For context into my personal, admittedly myopic view, I grew up in a Catholic family, and both in religious instruction and at home, the issue of Jewishness never really surfaced when we were younger. It was always framed as “people”, “tribes”, “clans” etc.
                Only when we grew older was it discussed that we were talking about Jewish people, and even then we were taught “some imbeciles use that to justify antisemitism. Don’t be an imbecile. These stories are metaphors for how people, all people, everywhere, treat one another, they’re being Jewish is incidental because that’s what people were back then in that region”.

                Clearly other Christian groups have been taught otherwise. I’ll be sure to avoid using Pharisee from now on.

                Apologies for the faux pas! I was imagining what the dialogue would go like in a family that sees itself as good Christians. (I almost wrote “in good faith”, then I though “wait, is this going to be an inadvertent insult too”, jeez that’s full of traps, no wait I probably shouldn’t be saying jeez either)

                • Dot
                  Dot
                  August 28, 2025 at 12:17 pm | #

                  The Catholic Church only took a firm stance in opposition to antisemitism in 1965.

                • SillyGoose
                  SillyGoose
                  August 28, 2025 at 2:09 pm | #

                  Ah, yes, the Vatican. It might sound strange if you’re not familiar with “my kind of Catholic” but anticlerical Catholics who don’t feel held to the Pope’s views abound.
                  There are plenty of “Catholics” by tradition who are culturally, not religiously Catholic. Official doctrine is one thing, the beliefs of people who think of themselves as Catholics are very varied and our ranks include atheists and Protestants.
                  In fact I used to think “man US Christians are crazy” until two years ago when I interacted up close with Catholics-by-doctrine for the first time, so now I’ve amended my views to “man doctrinal people are crazy”

                  But official church doctrine is very different from everyday views, and in the Catholic Church only gets updated notoriously late after everyone already moved except for a few hundred people with funny hats. So… not incompatible

                • Li
                  Li
                  August 28, 2025 at 2:51 pm | #

                  If you knew it was official church doctrine, why did you characterize it as “some imbeciles”? As if no one should pay any attention to or be concerned about it?

                • SillyGoose
                  SillyGoose
                  August 28, 2025 at 4:39 pm | #

                  I didn’t know, that’s kind of my point. I wasn’t talking about doctrine or theory but explaining my lived experience of small town Catholicism in France circa 1990. It’s how it was to me, Catholicism was very freestyle

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  August 28, 2025 at 7:21 pm | #

                  You don’t think some of your lived experience of 1990 Catholicism regarding antisemitism might have been a deliberate whitewashing of a horrific history of centuries of antisemitism?

                • SillyGoose
                  SillyGoose
                  August 29, 2025 at 1:34 am | #

                  Oh yes, absolutely, the fact that we weren’t taught about the historical context is a problem (that honestly is to be expected, I have yet to see any religious instruction that begins with “first we’re going to talk about all the reasons everything we’ll say after is at best vaguely true for wrong reasons but most probably very wrong”)

                  However, while I already agreed that ok, there’s antisemitism here and it wasn’t clear to me, I still also think that there’s groups of Christians who do not *want to be/act* antisemitic and do what they can to course correct and keep some of their heritage, and among these people were the nice ladies who told us about “do unto others” and “don’t adore money” and organized food drives.
                  And before someone jumps at me about this: yes, not acknowledging the antisemitism is anti-semitic. I’m hardly arguing you can’t be inadvertently antisemitic, since my doing it a few comments earlier is what started this discussion in the first place.

                  I’ll still argue that flawed as it may have been, there were already plenty of people who did their best with limited intellectual tools (the discourse wasn’t really there back then I think), and within the constraints of their reality (women being here to serve the Church). So it resulted in them picking the parts they could work with to discuss morality with little kids. So yes, good intentions, bad results and definitely whitewashing, you’ll not get an argument from me here

            • Li
              Li
              August 28, 2025 at 11:07 am | #

              Dude. Vatican II is when Catholicism officially stopped holding all Jewish people alive TODAY as categorically responsible for the death of Jesus.

              It was very much not just “some” Catholics specifically who believed that, it was official church doctrine for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years.

              • Adeptus
                Adeptus
                August 28, 2025 at 12:19 pm | #

                That was horrific for sure. The ancient curse of antisemitism is as bewildering as it is stupid. It also makes it almost impossible to talk about Israel and Palestine online. 🙁

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          August 28, 2025 at 1:21 pm | #

          Bringing up a point of fact, Jesus interacted with Samaritans and/or “Syrophoenicians” (polytheists) too. Mostly bringing it up because the “That Mitchell and Webb Look” sketch about the Good Samaritan is pretty funny and some of you might find it funny too.

      • Jon
        Jon
        August 28, 2025 at 1:19 pm | #

        There’s a flowchart from a new book (unfortunately, the only online reference I can find currently is in a TikTok video, as the author appears to have, quite sensibly, deleted his Xitter account) on whether it’s appropriate to call someone a “Pharisee”. Essentially, that only works if a) the person lived in or before the first century CE; b) the person was a member of the Pharisees; and c) you’re not trying to use the name as an insult. Otherwise, no, calling them a “Pharisee” is not appropriate, and is likely to be in fact antisemitic.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 28, 2025 at 1:36 pm | #

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeXZrioaCH4

  43. Dan
    Dan
    August 28, 2025 at 1:52 am | #

    Dorothy is using both hands to hold the newspapers and Googling at the same time? That’s … impressive

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      August 28, 2025 at 1:54 am | #

      She’s typing it with her tongue.

      • Aquila
        Aquila
        August 28, 2025 at 2:22 am | #

        That’s something to look forward to for Joyce, then.

        • BorkBorkBork
          BorkBorkBork
          August 28, 2025 at 4:54 am | #

          Thanks, I now have soda up my sinuses-

          • Embe13
            Embe13
            August 28, 2025 at 8:47 am | #

            and i coffee in my lap!

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        August 28, 2025 at 10:31 am | #

        I said it on Patreon and I’ll say it here: a SMARTPHONE SCREEN?? GIRL NO

        • Sajuuk-Khar
          Sajuuk-Khar
          August 28, 2025 at 10:33 am | #

          Like the dexterity certainly bodes Good Times for Joyce but like if that tongue has been on a smartphone you are gonna have to Listerine that bongo

  44. Newlland(Henryvolt)
    Newlland(Henryvolt)
    August 28, 2025 at 1:53 am | #

    To bad Amber’s out of commission right now, maybe they could have talked her into hacking the site.

  45. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    August 28, 2025 at 2:01 am | #

    My heart dropped when I saw the title in my RSS feed. Thankfully we still have a bit more time until we must Confront Becky.

  46. Aquila
    Aquila
    August 28, 2025 at 2:09 am | #

    More impressive than “Googling while walking” is “Googling while carrying a massive stack of newspapers with both hands.”

    • Risky
      Risky
      August 28, 2025 at 4:40 am | #

      I used to do basically this professionally, it’s pretty easy to go from having the bundle in both arms to swinging one hand out so you can use your phone one-handed.

      • Risky
        Risky
        August 28, 2025 at 4:41 am | #

        Much easier than the other main maneuver for that situation which is taking one off the top and delivering it safely.

        • Embe13
          Embe13
          August 28, 2025 at 8:57 am | #

          never did that with papers, but a doube stack of 25 vhs tapes held in both arms as you restock the return to the shelve in the video rental store is very much the same

  47. Hoboturtle
    Hoboturtle
    August 28, 2025 at 2:26 am | #

    So that was all we got from Walky in this storyline huh? Why did he and Dorothy get back together? Was it just to give Lucy an unearned speech moment?

    • Felden
      Felden
      August 28, 2025 at 6:59 am | #

      I am 100% certain we will see Walky interact with Dorothy and Joyce again in the not-too-distant future.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 28, 2025 at 10:29 am | #

      Probably partly because this wasn’t originally going to happen so quickly, so there would have been more time to deal with Dorothy and Walky.
      But also it showed Dorothy trying to pretend she wasn’t into Joyce and it gave Dorothy a stake in the “cheating” directly. Minimized though that is being.

    • Jon
      Jon
      August 28, 2025 at 1:21 pm | #

      Dorothy summoned him for a booty call specifically because she was trying to reaffirm her position as a supposedly straight woman.

    • Nadamás
      Nadamás
      August 28, 2025 at 2:49 pm | #

      How would you know that’s all we got from him this storyline? Do you have future vision or something?

  48. anon
    anon
    August 28, 2025 at 2:27 am | #

    i mean it’d be a little inconvenient versus digital but i don’t think i’d care enough to pay for a copy versus like being that disappointed if no copies left

  49. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    August 28, 2025 at 3:20 am | #

    I’m sure the realization that the situation is beyond their control won’t trigger Dorothy’s control issues and kidnapping PTSD at all!

    Everything is fine, nothing is the matter.

  50. Mal
    Mal
    August 28, 2025 at 3:21 am | #

    Honestly, I’m surprised that anyone is giving Daisy so much credit or benefit of the doubt. Daisy’s not evil or anything, but just perusing her old appearances displays how…ethically casual she is? And horny for hot girls and hot girl action. She mentions hot girls, or hot girl action, in a near majority of her strips. She had to loudly remind Jennifer/Billee that she wasn’t TECHNICALLY her boss after kissing her, and her biggest gripe about being promoted is having to stop lusting after subordinates. And for all she talks about hard facts and “no gossip,” she pedals in speculation and gossip constantly if there’s the chance a hot girl’s involved. To the point that she can’t even pretend to remember that Nightguy is a guy, because she so hopes it’s Nightgirl. She’s also doesn’t seem to be that great at going for hard hitting stories, either, but maybe that’s just how it’s panned out with Dorothy and Jennifer’s Amazigirl saga. She did want to splash the sex tape scandal all of the paper, which is…both ethically dicey since it involved students, and involved her asking if Roz was into girls because, again: hot girl.

    Two girls making out at a student protest? Catnip to her. Two hot girls making out at a student protest that Amazigirl was seen at? Irresistible. The protest itself? Sure, gotta be important, such a dramatic event, but make sure to show the hot lady action. I don’t think it was MALICIOUS, but that was always the angle Daisy was going to seize if she could. Even if it’s shitty for a number of reasons.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      August 28, 2025 at 3:32 am | #

      Daisy’s kind of a scummo, yeah.

    • deliverything
      deliverything
      August 28, 2025 at 4:13 am | #

      A few links to support your point (was going to limit it to two, to prevent automoderation, but decided to be a little more comprehensive):
      Generally horny: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/running/
      Kiss: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/02-guess-whos-coming-to-galassos/likethis/ (“never technically hired you” is in the following strip)
      Not a gossip rag: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/supervisor/ (and then suggests a story about a “really hot girl with an awesome motorcycle”)
      Early mention of the “campus vigilante”: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/legitimate/ — note how dismissive she is, until the following strip, where Daisy suddenly becomes interested upon hearing the vigilante’s female; the strip immediately after shows Daisy asking if her costume has a chest window.
      Nightgirl: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-11/02-look-straight-ahead/newcape/ (and go back one strip to see Daisy’s J. Jonah Jameson impersonation)
      The sex tape scandal and “see if she’s into girls”: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/news-2/
      Bonus: “Man, nobody ever wants to bribe me with sexual favors”: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/favors/

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 28, 2025 at 10:32 am | #

        I still say that Dorothy could have avoided this public outing on the front page if she’d just designed a chest window into Amazi-Girl’s new outfit.

        It’s really her fault, you see.

    • GUIGUI
      GUIGUI
      August 28, 2025 at 5:34 am | #

      I think Daisy’s line of thinking is that
      1. It’s a public display so she consider it is fair to assume they have already outed themselves
      2. Neither of their faces are showing, so technically, their anonymity is preserved.

      I think Daisy come from a place where her family and close friends were always accepting and only had to deal with bigotry from outsiders. So it’s less obvious for her to consider that pictures where only close relatives and friends could recognise you can in itself still be a problem.

      • Dot
        Dot
        August 28, 2025 at 6:02 am | #

        It’s still bad ethics to not let ONE OF YOUR REPORTERS know that they’re about to become a news story.

      • Mal
        Mal
        August 28, 2025 at 6:26 am | #

        Perfectly possible on all points. Like I said, I don’t think Daisy did it maliciously, super villain style. It’s still a shitty thing to do, for a variety of reasons. Making it the headline of the protest, not great. Potentially–in this case very actually– outing two students to a wider audience, not great. Yes, it was public, but “happened in a public space” and “was specifically publicized to the student body” are different things. Given Daisy’s horniness to the point of distraction, her motives for this do not feel great. She objectifies hot women constantly, and has shown multiple times that she’ll put her titillation over actual objective news: if Dorothy couldn’t get Roz to talk as the sister of a political candidate at least Roz has good sex moves and can be the sex columnist; go interview the hot girl on the motorcycle instead of write an article on abusive RAs; Nightguy? nah, Nightgirl!; the vigilante superhero is a pointless story, unless they’re a hot woman with a boob window, then it’s super important. Comedic, perhaps. But really, really suspect and uncomfortable in a situation like this. One, because just because she grew up in a safe[r] environment doesn’t mean everyone did. Two, because I don’t believe, as of right now, that she put any thought into that at all beyond “hot girls making out, put that front page [and ask if they have any single friends]!!!!”

        • Dot
          Dot
          August 28, 2025 at 6:58 am | #

          As a lesbian myself I have long had a problem with how Daisy is portrayed. It veers way too close to like, actual harmful lesbian stereotypes for my taste.

          • Annaphylaxis
            Annaphylaxis
            August 28, 2025 at 7:26 am | #

            Yeah, agreed. Daisy is kind of a gross caricature. It’s bugged me, too.

            • Adeptus
              Adeptus
              August 28, 2025 at 9:15 am | #

              Daisy is a gross caricature sounds about right. A charitable read might be that she is a gender bender version of a scummy tabloid hound dog.

          • Big Z
            Big Z
            August 28, 2025 at 8:19 am | #

            It, perhaps weirdly, originally felt to me (as a cis dude) like she was back-in-the-day intended to feel like a counterpart to Old Joe, but she hasn’t had a growth arc yet.

            • Big Z
              Big Z
              August 28, 2025 at 8:20 am | #

              (replying to myself because I immediately had a clarifying thought) … and in particular, the FEEL of the storylines has changed since then quite a bit, but Daisy really hasn’t changed at all and now feels out of place in these more fraught times.

            • Dot
              Dot
              August 28, 2025 at 8:24 am | #

              I think even back then doing that kind of character with a lesbian instead of a straight guy brought along some unfortuante implications, especially since this was whole-cloth new characterization for her which wasn’t present in the Walkyverse.

              • Big Z
                Big Z
                August 28, 2025 at 8:39 am | #

                Yeah, not arguing with that.

          • GUIGUI
            GUIGUI
            August 28, 2025 at 10:45 am | #

            I think it would be a far bigger issue if she was the only lesbian character in the story.

            As it is, this no longer appears as a specific to lesbians in general (as no other lesbian in this webcomic behave remotely close to this), but specific to her character.

            At least, that’s how it naturally comes out to me. But I am straight (and a guy) and only speak for myself, so I can’t say how it come out for anyone else.

            • Dot
              Dot
              August 28, 2025 at 11:00 am | #

              There being a handful of lesbians doesn’t make Daisy any less of a harmful stereotype. If i had a cast full of complicated and nuanced Jewish characters and also Shylock Goldstein who’s obsessed with money, that’d still be antisemitic, wouldn’t it?

              • GUIGUI
                GUIGUI
                August 28, 2025 at 11:13 am | #

                Thing is, people who are almost solely obsessed with money actually exist.

                When most jewishes charcters in a story don’t behave like this except for one, I do’nt think “Jewish stereotype” I think “yeah, we all know a dude who act like that”.

                But I’ll wholly admit not everyone will think like I do.

                Things about behavioral stereotypes is that almost all of them are actually evenly commons throughout the population, but have been arbitrary assigned to a group or an other when, in reality, it is not otherwise more prevalent than anywhere else. And this make white people (and furthermore white guys) “immune” to presenting such behavior without damning all white people. “It’s just him”.

                And I don’t know how to make so generic behavior are no longer assigned to a whole minority group the moment one of them display it, but it inevitably limit how you can write non-white character in a way you are not limited for white characters.

                But for me, showcasing that other people of that group does not feature such behavior is precisely how you no longer make it a stereotype, but just an behavior you can encounter everywhere.

                No idea if what I am saying is clear or even make sense.

                • GUIGUI
                  GUIGUI
                  August 28, 2025 at 11:19 am | #

                  Best way to illustrate my point is Vladek, from Maus, by Art Spiegelman, with the obvious caveat, that it was the depiction of a real person and not a fictional character Spiegelman chose to depict this way.

                  There is even a point in the comic where Spiegelman express his struggle to depict honestly his father while fearing it will result in his reader just seeing him as a bad Jewish caricature.

                  This is an issue you don’t encounter when you have to write a white character.

        • GUIGUI
          GUIGUI
          August 28, 2025 at 10:42 am | #

          “Making it the headline of the protest, not great.”
          Kind of a cynical view, there, but I think it went with the optic of “what will draw the largest amount of people to pick up the newspaper and hopefully read it”.

          To inform, you have to first hook up the reader and she went firs the firstpage that would hook up the most. then she can carry her mission of informing the reader of the actually important issues.

          I am not arguing that it is justified, simply describing how someone with an editorial position might come to make that kind of decisions.

  51. Sajuuk-Khar
    Sajuuk-Khar
    August 28, 2025 at 3:45 am | #

    God, look at Dorothy’s doinkers

    Have those things ever been more doinked?? I don’t believe they have. Not for a minute

    • deliverything
      deliverything
      August 28, 2025 at 4:14 am | #

      If you tell me what you mean by “doinkers”, I can attempt to research an answer to your question. Though it’ll probably still be “no”.

      • Thing 2
        Thing 2
        August 28, 2025 at 5:12 am | #

        Wrapped in a blanket, quirky, or idiot. Eyebrows? They are quirking. No blankets, some idiotic behaviour. Most idiotic? Most quirky?? Most blanketed???

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        August 28, 2025 at 5:59 am | #

        Doinkers is the official term for Dotty’s goofy little hair curl things that look kinda like horns or like wing-ears

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          August 28, 2025 at 8:03 am | #

          Well, they were pretty doinked back in https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-16/01-not-so-smooth-criminals/thetruth/ but you’re probably a better judge of doinkage than I am.

          • Sajuuk-Khar
            Sajuuk-Khar
            August 28, 2025 at 10:24 am | #

            …But you present a compelling case! Joyce-spooning hair DID create truly beautiful donkey!

    • QueenofSodor
      QueenofSodor
      August 28, 2025 at 11:05 am | #

      i agree! https://www.tumblr.com/queenofsodor/793136351294963712/todays-strip-is-very-very-good-dorothys-anxious?source=share

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        August 28, 2025 at 11:16 am | #

        LOOK UPON THEM, YE PEOPLE

        LOOK AT THE DOINKERS GO

        • Jon
          Jon
          August 28, 2025 at 1:27 pm | #

          LOOK UPON HER DOINKERS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        August 28, 2025 at 11:30 am | #

        I love the animation, Queen, I love it a lot. It’s so good. ❤️

  52. Buck Ripsnort
    Buck Ripsnort
    August 28, 2025 at 5:24 am | #

    Uh, if she’s carrying all those papers with both hands, how is she using her phone to google?

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      August 28, 2025 at 6:15 am | #

      It’s sitting on top of the stack and she is using her nose and voice input XD

  53. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    August 28, 2025 at 5:39 am | #

    …Dorothy, Joe and assumedly a lot of other people already got their copie of it.

  54. Adeptus
    Adeptus
    August 28, 2025 at 5:49 am | #

    Why do people ship these two? This is a terrible couple.

    • deliverything
      deliverything
      August 28, 2025 at 7:14 am | #

      You may have answered your own question there.

      • Dot
        Dot
        August 28, 2025 at 8:14 am | #

        I mean, my OTP in this strip is Billie/Ruth because for however dysfunctional and toxic they could be, they were interesting to watch and I still feel invested in the possibility that they could make something healthy work between them.

        Joyce and Dorothy are just boring to watch.

        • Adeptus
          Adeptus
          August 28, 2025 at 8:54 am | #

          I’m with Dot. This is what I meant.

          Joyce and Dorothy are an unpleasant couple who reinforce the worst aspects of each other. They aren’t fun or interesting.

          • Lumino
            Lumino
            August 28, 2025 at 10:45 am | #

            Honestly, I’ve been feeling that bit about them reinforcing the worst aspects of each other for a while. They are both enabling the other to be an awful person, but we’re supposed to ignore it because ‘cute’?

            Like, it’s not even about homophobia or whatever else people want to dismiss it as. Becky and Dina are adorable while being incredibly honest and healthy. When one of them has a hang up, they talk about it openly and work through it.

            Dorothy and Joyce are, to quote Glossaryck, “Like a runaway dump truck: Hot, fast and full of garbage.”

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              August 28, 2025 at 11:53 am | #

              I would bet them bringing out the worst* in each other is intentional, since Dorothy mentioned it. But it’s not working for me either. I care very little now about Joyce, and Dorothy already had her self-inflicted shit she was going through.

              *but not the worst, because the people who are justified in being upset are somehow responsible for it.

        • superglucose
          superglucose
          August 28, 2025 at 3:00 pm | #

          The thing that gets me about Jennifer and Ruth is that for all the things about them that were terrible…

          Ruth *got better* because of that relationship. That relationship was *insanely* positive for her, and it only went sour because Jennifer refused to grow. If Jennifer could get the fuck over herself and learn to grow then Ruth/Jennifer would honestly be amazing.

          • Dot
            Dot
            August 28, 2025 at 4:33 pm | #

            Excatlyyyy and Billie is finally in a place where she CAN get the fuck over herself and actually improve… Ruth/Billie stocks WILL be rising soon, watch this space

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 28, 2025 at 7:31 pm | #

            That’s not really true though. Jennifer got better as well. She stopped drinking, got some therapy. They were in a good place, when Ruth torpedoed it at Halloween. In fact, Ruth said it was because they were in a good place that she dared kill it.

            Both of them regressed afterwards, but only Ruth went back to drinking.

    • Li
      Li
      August 28, 2025 at 11:24 am | #

      Some people don’t find them boring! Hope that helps.

      • Adeptus
        Adeptus
        August 28, 2025 at 12:22 pm | #

        It’s a good reminder Li. Of course me not liking it doesn’t mean it can’t be great for others. I’m glad it works for you.

        • Li
          Li
          August 28, 2025 at 12:54 pm | #

          You are ofc welcome to talk about how much they DO bore you, and I hope that no one’s too big of a jerk in response to folks just making threads to vent together about mutually agreed-upon frustrations with the comic.

          But you asked why people ship them, and that’s the answer. I found this strip extremely cute and I’ve always really liked their dynamic. One person’s wheat is another person’s chaf.

          • Adept
            Adept
            August 28, 2025 at 3:02 pm | #

            Absolutely. Thanks for sharing.

  55. Spacie
    Spacie
    August 28, 2025 at 5:59 am | #

    I really hope Daisy’s gets reamed for this, not just by Dorothy and Joyce. There are probably other writers for the paper, besides Jennifer, some who may have a serious article about the protests and for their stories to get tossed to the side or second page for this?

    I’m also banking on many readers who wanted to read about the protests. They might complain.

    Then there are those who were at the protest who whole relieved they were not on camera find out and get annoyed that what the protests were about. The important issues they wanted people to become ware of is pushed to the side like that? Ugh. This has got to hurt for Asma.

  56. Disastroid
    Disastroid
    August 28, 2025 at 6:01 am | #

    She’s going to walk past another stack with a picture of her stealing the current stack: “PROTEST PARAMOUR PILFERS PAPERS”. The subtitle will be “We know she’s super gay, but HOW super gay?”

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      August 28, 2025 at 6:08 am | #

      She is Nixoning it, trying to shut down the scandal XD

      • Staszu13
        Staszu13
        August 28, 2025 at 7:03 am | #

        I am not a Leslie Bean

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      August 28, 2025 at 8:14 am | #

      Heh. You got Daisy’s (as J. Jonah Jameson’s) alliteration down pat.

  57. Dot
    Dot
    August 28, 2025 at 6:06 am | #

    So Dorothy has nothing to say about Joyce being cruel to Walky? Dumping him for her without being asked? Intruding on a private and sensitive moment?

    Ok. Cool. Great couple.

    • Spacie
      Spacie
      August 28, 2025 at 6:14 am | #

      Yeah that also annoys be and Dotty might have been about to say something but got distracted by the paper.

      I’m annoyed but on the small scale, but I’m more annoyed at Daisy’s right now.

      • Dot
        Dot
        August 28, 2025 at 6:17 am | #

        Could have easily had a strip between the last one and this one where Dorothy chides Joyce only to be distracted by Joyce showing her the newspaper. Dorothy red panel Joyce face as a punchline. As it stands Dorothy just apparently has nothing to say and we’re apparently not supposed to read Joyce’s actions last strip as at all objectionable.

    • Annaphylaxis
      Annaphylaxis
      August 28, 2025 at 7:24 am | #

      genuinely how would that read? we just did a gag strip, now you want one character to harangue the other for the joke? when do you see this in a webcomic? come on. this isn’t. tv show, it’s a comic.

      • Dot
        Dot
        August 28, 2025 at 7:36 am | #

        What I want is for Dorothy’s breakup with Walky to be given then time and consideration that it deserves. I’m willing to suspend disbelief for a punchline sometimes, but when the entire strip is punchline, I do kind of have to take the strip on its own and I am perfectly entitled to expect there be some kind of acknowledgement, at the very least, that Joyce did something Dorothy might have an issue with. I don’t need the point to be belabored necessarily, but a single strip where Dorothy is shown giving a shit would go a long way towards not making this entire affair completely agonizing to watch play out.

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        August 28, 2025 at 8:16 am | #

        “It’s a comic” is not really an explanation/excuse for what some folks are perceiving as whiplash tone shifts, any more than, say, someone could justify dropping an anvil on Gendo in the middle of Evangelion by saying “it’s just animation.”

        • Adeptus
          Adeptus
          August 28, 2025 at 8:56 am | #

          This. ”it’s a comic” is not a get out of jail free card.

          • Jay
            Jay
            August 28, 2025 at 10:06 am | #

            Not only that it devalues the amazing stories that have heen told IN THIS “comic”

        • Donovan
          Donovan
          August 28, 2025 at 10:52 am | #

          Yeah its almost a thought-terminating statement, the way some people try to use it

    • Andy
      Andy
      August 28, 2025 at 9:47 am | #

      It’s the only thing on her to-do list that they’ve accomplished.

    • Li
      Li
      August 28, 2025 at 12:56 pm | #

      My bet is on either “she didn’t process what happened as cruel to him” or “incredibly distracted by the newspaper”. The former is probably more likely, because as you note it wouldn’t have been that hard to have an extra strip between this and yesterday’s.

      • Dot
        Dot
        August 28, 2025 at 1:15 pm | #

        If that’s the case then it reflects pretty poorly on Dorothy since it was pretty straightforwardly cruel to Walky, haha. And not fair to Dorothy to swoop in and dump him for her! Lots Dorothy should really be objecting to before we get here.

        • Li
          Li
          August 28, 2025 at 2:57 pm | #

          I getcha. I just think the answer is likely to be “Dorothy didn’t take it seriously, as Willis didn’t intend the readership to take it seriously”, which is a frustrating position to be in when you did, in fact, take it seriously, and is likely to lead to a slew of strips where people are, by that read, continuing to be callous about it.

          I am still hoping that wasn’t Walky’s real reaction, but I’ll personally be surprised if anyone points out it was an asshole move on Joyce’s part — for a while, at least?

          • Proxiehunter
            Proxiehunter
            August 28, 2025 at 5:01 pm | #

            I’d phrase it as “Dorothy didn’t take it as any different that the usual bickering between Joyce and Walky, in which Walky gives her shit as often as she gives him shit if not more so.”

            • Li
              Li
              August 28, 2025 at 6:56 pm | #

              I mean, I don’t disagree with that take generally, but I wasn’t trying to start an argument. My point is that I think Dorothy is likely not reacting to it not because she’s being intentionally written as callous, but because she didn’t experience it as Joyce being cruel to Walky.

              And I absolutely sympathize with folks who read yesterday’s strip differently. For them, this strip is compounding yesterday’s error; yesterday, it was Joyce being cruel to Walky, and today it’s Dorothy being fine with Joyce’s cruelty. If I’m right, the compounding is going to continue for a while before it gets better, but I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Willis, reading the specifics of the criticism, decides to have someone call these two on it later.

              Because we still have the plausible deniability of them being high on NRE. Dorothy being too busy feeling delighted by Joyce’s possessiveness to have processed the splash damage, for example? Joyce being so full of adrenaline that she, too, didn’t really realize she’d crossed a line.

              So Willis could do that if they wanted to, and they might. They’ve done it before!

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      August 28, 2025 at 4:28 pm | #

      What, you think he would’ve been less dumped if Joyce had waited around for half an hour for Dorothy to maybe get to the point?

      • Dot
        Dot
        August 28, 2025 at 4:32 pm | #

        Perhaps we could have seen some actual emotion and drama between Dorothy and Walky? That might have been nice?

  58. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    August 28, 2025 at 6:07 am | #

    Next step, get Amber to hack the online version and shut it down.

    • Spacie
      Spacie
      August 28, 2025 at 6:17 am | #

      Depends if Amber feeling well enough. That makes three people I want to see in the comic soon if they are okay. The others are Asma and Carla.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 28, 2025 at 10:36 am | #

        The other two who were at the protest and vanished completely were Leslie and Robin.
        I do hope Leslie made it out safely, but I was kind of looking forward to Robin shouting “Do you know who I am?!” as they shoved her into the back of a police van.

        • Spacie
          Spacie
          August 28, 2025 at 11:20 am | #

          Damn forgot about them. I hope they are okay. I’m pretty sure Robin is though I do want that situation, maybe get a Doctor Who reference our of it.

          Okay new list of what I want to see

          Daisy getting called out.

          Other protestors that have tags get an update.

          Asma especially. She was devastated and I want to know she is okay.

          Carla. She had a mental bomb dropped on her and I hope she is okay while processing everything.

          Amber gets enough rest and recovers

          And thanks to my typo yesterday I want to see Joyce as a duck.

          • Pergola
            Pergola
            August 28, 2025 at 12:47 pm | #

            “Why a duck?” ( because someone had to )
            Mary. Mary was at the protest.

            • deliverything
              deliverything
              August 28, 2025 at 1:14 pm | #

              Duck typo: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-16/01-not-so-smooth-criminals/minenow/#comment-1926599

            • Proxiehunter
              Proxiehunter
              August 28, 2025 at 4:55 pm | #

              Mary was at the counter protest. Not sure any of the counter protesters are in the shot that got taken of Dorothy and Joyce.

          • John Campbell
            John Campbell
            August 28, 2025 at 4:49 pm | #

            [Interior, jail cell, containing ROBIN and MARY]

            [awkward silence]

            ROBIN: “So… hey, you’re like totes Jesus girl. You voted for me, right?”

            MARY: “Not after you made that lesbian your campaign manager.”

            [awkward silence]

            [enter COP]

            COP: “Get up. Your bail’s been posted.”

            MARY (rising): “I told you if you just called my church group-”

            COP: “Not you. Sit your butt-face down. The ‘Congresswoman’.”

            LESLIE (behind him): “You owe me for this, Robin.”

            [exeunt, leaving MARY alone in the cell]

        • Da Boy
          Da Boy
          August 28, 2025 at 5:45 pm | #

          Cop: I know who you Were.

  59. Florence
    Florence
    August 28, 2025 at 6:33 am | #

    Ethically I’m mad at daisy, but for the narratives sake I’m thankful she sped this up

  60. Galuna
    Galuna
    August 28, 2025 at 6:55 am | #

    So Dorothy IS cool with how Joyce just treated her ex-boyftirnd. Got it. Cool. *So* cool, good to know Dorothy actuslly cared so little about Walky’s feelings as a partner /s.

    🙁

    • Adeptus
      Adeptus
      August 28, 2025 at 8:57 am | #

      I actually used to like Dorothy a lot. Now if feel every thing I liked about her was an illusion, and a front she was keeping up.

    • The Cheese stands alone
      The Cheese stands alone
      August 28, 2025 at 9:48 am | #

      I mean, that’s not exactly inconsistent with the rest of their interactions? She’s generally treated Wally as pretty disposable.

      I don’t think Dorothy’s always the best partner.

      • Dot
        Dot
        August 28, 2025 at 10:01 am | #

        She has always taken Walky for granted. Even when they were broken up and she pushed him at Lucy, she was clearly certain she could have him back anytime she wanted.

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      August 28, 2025 at 11:15 am | #

      I mean she didn’t look happy breaking up with Walky and she’s had a rough few months realizing she doesn’t like anything about herself or her ambitions and doesn’t know who she is. This is the kind of expected euphoria you get from “oh god I was gay and my best friend wants me back this is incredible”

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      August 28, 2025 at 12:55 pm | #

      Or the fact that she just became front page news has rearranged her priorities a bit

      • Dot
        Dot
        August 28, 2025 at 1:50 pm | #

        As I’ve said, the story could have been structured in such a way that Dorothy could have commented on the events of last strip before we got back to the newspaper.

    • Megan
      Megan
      August 28, 2025 at 1:41 pm | #

      well yeah its walky. it’s not like joyce was mean to Hat.

  61. Hat
    Hat
    August 28, 2025 at 6:56 am | #

    “In both Maryland and California, taking multiple free newspapers can be a crime, particularly if done with the intent to prevent others from reading them. While a single copy is typically not an issue, state laws exist to protect the free press from censorship and damage by groups or individuals.
    Maryland law on newspaper theft
    Maryland has a specific law, § 7-106 of the Criminal Law Code, that makes newspaper theft a misdemeanor offense.
    The law applies to any newspaper distributed on a “complimentary or compensatory basis”.
    It is illegal to knowingly or willfully take unauthorized control of newspapers “with the intent to prevent another from reading the newspapers”.

    Also the idea that Daisy did this is very funny to me

  62. JBento
    JBento
    August 28, 2025 at 7:04 am | #

    Dorothy has now given as much care, if not more so, to what Becky thinks of her kissing Joyce than she ever did to cheating on Walky. Cool.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 28, 2025 at 10:39 am | #

      That’s been pretty clear and it’s bothered me all along. Joyce seems to be in the same boat really. They went to tell their boyfriends first not because they were the priority, but because that was easier and they were putting off telling Becky.

  63. Chubsius
    Chubsius
    August 28, 2025 at 7:42 am | #

    I bet Daisy tried to reached both of them, like, 10 times yesterday, but these two goobers never checked their phones after the protest. Too busy feeling twitterpated.

    • Dot
      Dot
      August 28, 2025 at 8:12 am | #

      They checked their phones after retrieving them and would have seen any communications from Daisy then.

      • Li
        Li
        August 28, 2025 at 3:01 pm | #

        Yeah, like, would be nice, but Dorothy checked her phone intently for news of Amazi-Girl, and if Daisy recognized either of them, she would’ve recognized Dorothy for sure as her employee.

        (Not recognizing them wouldn’t make it better, to be clear.)

        • Dot
          Dot
          August 28, 2025 at 4:30 pm | #

          They are both technically on her payroll, but she only met Joyce the once afaicr

          • Li
            Li
            August 28, 2025 at 5:46 pm | #

            Ooh, right. How did I forget that, I’ve never once forgotten that her comic is IN the paper. I agree it’s unlikely they’ve had a lot of conversations though, whereas it seems like Daisy’s reporters do pitches in-person for stories they want to cover.

  64. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    August 28, 2025 at 8:06 am | #

    On seeing a newspaper:

    Grace, Mandy (and sometimes Sierra): “Called it!”

    Billie: “I am a genius for getting them together.”

    Raidah: “They’re lesbianing wrong.”

  65. Big Z
    Big Z
    August 28, 2025 at 8:15 am | #

    Dorothy and Joyce neatly recapping the “is this technically outing them or not” arguments in panels 1 and 2, I see.

    • Dot
      Dot
      August 28, 2025 at 8:27 am | #

      Much like the “is this cheating” debate I expect this to nevertheless continue to be something that is re-litigated ad nauseam in the comments despite the characters involved clearly landing on the side of the affirmative

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        August 28, 2025 at 8:42 am | #

        Especially since we don’t see any real resolution between the two of them on “we were outed!” vs. “we are kinda being obvious about it”.

        Which is also why I’m not touching that debate with two Dina clones glued end-to-end — it definitely feels to me like “being outed” has changed the nuance of it’s meaning a lot since campus Pride events were more “protest” and less “celebration”.

        • Big Z
          Big Z
          August 28, 2025 at 8:46 am | #

          *any real VERBAL resolution

        • Proxiehunter
          Proxiehunter
          August 28, 2025 at 4:49 pm | #

          Stop gluing Dina clones together. If they’re going to be glued to anyone they would want it to be Becky clones.

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      August 29, 2025 at 1:11 am | #

      If they didn’t want to risk being on the front page of a newspaper they wouldn’t have made loud dramatic speeches and made out on a raised mound in full view of a crowd of protesters and also police while tears-gas rained down around them.

      It’s not peeping if people see you dance naked in the middle of the street, kind of thing.

  66. RedComet
    RedComet
    August 28, 2025 at 8:52 am | #

    This kind of reminds me of when Joe was panicking over the List and had Dan there to excitably drag him into the CS wing. I’ve been having fun these last few strips, chickens are coming home to roost but it’s still funny

  67. Claire
    Claire
    August 28, 2025 at 9:10 am | #

    Sorry… Are we not going to touch on Walky again at all? Dorothy makes a move on him when he’s with Lucy because she’s sexually frustrated and in love with Joyce. Then Lucy and him break up and then Dorothy and Walky “get back together” immediately, only for her to turn around like a week later and cheat on him? Makes for a great story for sure but would be nice to see him process some emotions besides “womp womp comedy gag”. Maybe that will come later…

    • Kai
      Kai
      August 28, 2025 at 10:43 am | #

      Honestly, this reads to me more like we’re gonna get to Walky’s thoughts LATER – and I think the fact that he was so easily brushed aside now is gonna play a big role in that. I doubt this’ll be the end of Walky’s POV.

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        August 28, 2025 at 11:03 am | #

        There’s certainly also some interesting story here in how Joyce seems to be more able to focus on how this is affecting “people other than Joyce and Dorothy” than Dorothy is, including being able to actually TELL the boyfriends today instead of hemming and hawing.

        • Li
          Li
          August 28, 2025 at 11:30 am | #

          Hm. Counterpoint: Joyce was struggling to say the words too, JOE said them for her and then rolled out the newspaper.

          If Walky had done the same, he would know too. If Joe hadn’t done that, are we sure Joyce wouldn’t have hemmed and hawed for another six strips?

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 28, 2025 at 1:43 pm | #

            I’m not sure if it’s important, but it’s certainly interesting that both of them managed to get through it without actually having to get the words out themselves. To their own boyfriends at least. Joyce could do it to Walky, but that’s different.

            • Li
              Li
              August 28, 2025 at 3:03 pm | #

              Idk. I honestly don’t envy either of them the conversation. They’re hard words to say.

              But. But. You know. So many other things.

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      August 28, 2025 at 11:11 am | #

      Oh we’re absolutely getting that, but Walky has had misgivings and doubts about the relationship the entire time since they got back together. He might just dejectedly accept it and leave and develop more complex, difficult feelings later once he realizes he got done dirty.

      • superglucose
        superglucose
        August 28, 2025 at 2:56 pm | #

        Was he done dirty? It feels like his relationships with Dorothy have *always* been pretty upfront about their temporary nature.

        • Dot
          Dot
          August 28, 2025 at 4:29 pm | #

          Well, sure, on paper, but things keep getting complicated. Now she’s in love with him. Now they’re on a break. Now they’re sleeping together again. Now they’re broken up for real. Now she wants him back but sets him up with Lucy. Now she’s changed her mind and wants to steal him from Lucy. Now he and Lucy are broken up and she swoops in immediately to claim him. Now she’s acting strangely and not being open with him about why. Now she’s cheating on him. And now she’s gone.

          Dorothy has never been a very good partner to Walky. She herself would admit this.

    • Astariel
      Astariel
      August 28, 2025 at 11:13 am | #

      Nope, Walky will never appear again in the comic.

      • eskimolos
        eskimolos
        August 28, 2025 at 6:24 pm | #

        It’s (not) Walky!

        • Claire
          Claire
          August 29, 2025 at 12:52 am | #

          Lol

    • Li
      Li
      August 28, 2025 at 12:57 pm | #

      Yes, it will come up later, although maybe not in those specific terms. I think if Dorothy thought Joyce had been cruel to Walky just now, she would object.

  68. Andy
    Andy
    August 28, 2025 at 9:52 am | #

    Walky is part of the ongoing fallout from this. Danny will have an opinion. Sarah is still steaming. Becky won’t be a one comic event or even just one event. She rooms either Dorothy. The comic will be about this until further notice It would have been easier just to fake their deaths.

    • Dot
      Dot
      August 28, 2025 at 10:00 am | #

      As I said yesterday, in the absence of any anger or upset from the wronged parties, anyone external to the relationships who express any such anger or upset comes across as a histrionic busybody who’s sticking their nose in where it isn’t needed.

      • Donovan
        Donovan
        August 28, 2025 at 10:55 am | #

        Yeah! That would be… Not only unsatisfying, but outright bad in certain cases

      • Lumino
        Lumino
        August 28, 2025 at 6:21 pm | #

        I’m in Sarah’s corner on this one, and I have been for a while. She hasn’t always been right, but damn it her growth has been amazing.

      • Username Taken
        Username Taken
        August 28, 2025 at 8:42 pm | #

        It’s just classic third party forgiveness effect.

  69. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    August 28, 2025 at 11:10 am | #

    Come on, you put a gay kiss in a photo and expect Daisy to *not* immediately slam it on the front page?

  70. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    August 28, 2025 at 11:34 am | #

    I like that Dorothy’s character traits are still there, she’s not entirely a clone of Joyce yet. She still reflexively thinks she can control this situation. Let me fix that, she thinks she can control this situation.
    She thinks has a solution, but hasn’t figured out what the problem is, or even listen to what the problem is. And her knowledge is something she just looked up and is irrelevant.

    A note, because some of you need it, recognizing these doesn’t mean I think she’s evil. They make her ordinary. And relatable.

    • Dot
      Dot
      August 28, 2025 at 12:04 pm | #

      Joyce, by contrast, realized two strips ago that the situation is no longer controllable.

  71. Micki
    Micki
    August 28, 2025 at 12:18 pm | #

    Well, as a high school journalism teacher in Maryland or California, *I* appreciated this strip. Very informative. Thanks, Willis!

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      August 28, 2025 at 12:53 pm | #

      A salute to teachers of journalism! May your pay fly high!

  72. Pseudowolf
    Pseudowolf
    August 28, 2025 at 12:47 pm | #

    When I was in college, we ran an annual convention. The convention dates at the time lined up with McDonald’s doing their “monopoly game” promotion where you could get scratch-off stickers to put on a monopoly board sheet and if you got all of a single color, you won a big prize. But there were a bunch of instant win stickers that gave you a burger or drink or something.
    SO, in order to get people into it, McD would get an insert in the school paper that had info about the game and a couple of free stickers.
    We would often swipe a bunch of papers and go through the stickers, saving the instant-win ones to help with food costs for convention staff and guests.

  73. ESM
    ESM
    August 28, 2025 at 1:50 pm | #

    Oh, well if only her dad reads it then he just won’t tell her mom, right?

    • Dot
      Dot
      August 28, 2025 at 2:00 pm | #

      Her parents are NOT talking lmao

  74. YourCousinJay
    YourCousinJay
    August 28, 2025 at 2:02 pm | #

    Man, Math Squad’s gonna be awkward..

  75. superglucose
    superglucose
    August 28, 2025 at 2:54 pm | #

    I like how obsessed they’ve been over “what will WALKY THINK?! what will JOE THINK?! what will BECKY THINK?!” and the reaction has (so far) “oh hey cool glad that’s finally happened.”

    The *dad* thing is an issue, but I think the *dad* thing is an issue because he will see Joyce as having lied to him about Jocelyne. I am sincerely certain that even if Becky is hurt by this (and I’m not sure she will be), she’s going to be supportive and happy that Dorothy and Joyce are on Team Girl Kissing

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 28, 2025 at 7:39 pm | #

      In the trend of everyone panicking over stuff that turns out to be nothing, Hank’ll be fine with Joyce being gay and he already knows about Jocelyne – which was hinted at when she came back with the “I need to tell you before you find out from dad” bit.

      • Donovan
        Donovan
        August 28, 2025 at 10:29 pm | #

        God if that actually went down somehow, I’d have to applaud the sheer ‘idgaf’ -balls- it would take to, quote, ‘blow up your webcomic’, and then dodge every potential drama bullet like Neo in the Matrix. Genuinely it would elevate this story line to high art for me, no sarcasm.

        • JBento
          JBento
          August 28, 2025 at 10:40 pm | #

          I mean, if one side doesn’t like the cheating and the other side wants the cheating for the drama, it IS a very David ‘Damn You’ Willis move to have cheating and no drama.

  76. RoshBetzaFred
    RoshBetzaFred
    August 28, 2025 at 3:03 pm | #

    How can she be looking things up while holding all the papers with both hands? We can see them when she says it’s only illegal in Maryland and California. Obviously, Dorothy has spent many a late night pondering over laws related to student newspapers, perhaps in connection with some argument with Billie.

  77. Nadamás
    Nadamás
    August 28, 2025 at 3:06 pm | #

    https://www.tumblr.com/queenofsodor/793136351294963712/todays-strip-is-very-very-good-dorothys-anxious?source=share

    This is canon to me nkw.

  78. Li
    Li
    August 28, 2025 at 3:11 pm | #

    Fellow Americans in the readership: can’t recommend Belle of the Ranch on YouTube enough for keeping informed without despairing. She’s got lots of practical advice, too.

    (You may be familiar with the channel as Beau of the Third Column; he’s still working on the channel but Belle is the face right now, and doing great.)

    • eskimolos
      eskimolos
      August 28, 2025 at 6:18 pm | #

      Great channel, Beau of the Fifth kept me sane for a good while, and Belle has filled his shoes admirably.

      • Li
        Li
        August 28, 2025 at 6:58 pm | #

        ❤️ they both seem like very steady, very knowledgeable folk.

  79. Wendy
    Wendy
    August 28, 2025 at 6:33 pm | #

    Honestly after all this buildup I’m kind of starting to think Becky’s reaction might just end up being like “Oh cool! More girls into girls.”

  80. ScienceOfFantasy
    ScienceOfFantasy
    August 28, 2025 at 6:44 pm | #

    I’m betting a floppityjillion dollars that Becky already knows, because of how she was acting just a few strips ago

  81. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    August 28, 2025 at 7:19 pm | #

    Joyce better hope her mom doesn’t read the school newspaper. Carol would probably abduct Joyce and have her exorcised.

  82. Yakumo
    Yakumo
    August 28, 2025 at 9:31 pm | #

    Alt text is to short. Should be Be gay —> Show gay —-> Try to control outing being gay after showing gay —> Do crimes

  83. Nadamás
    Nadamás
    August 28, 2025 at 10:45 pm | #

    https://bsky.app/profile/vaporlight.bsky.social/post/3lxify2vz4c2k

    Left your stand suggestions down.

  84. Bajja
    Bajja
    August 28, 2025 at 11:53 pm | #

    But Dorothy, I thought you liked making it into the paper

  85. Edward Rhodes
    Edward Rhodes
    August 31, 2025 at 6:47 pm | #

    I take multiple issues of free “local” newspapers. I use them as props in my magic show.

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