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October 14, 2026

Raid

by David M Willis on December 25, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – I'm the Problem, It's Me
└ Tags: amber

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    December 25, 2025 at 12:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

    This ain’t well,
    Joyce and Dorothy smell,
    They tasted each other’s eggs,

    Amber is sore,
    Dina X Becky is no more,
    And the pigs are on their waaaaaaaaay!

    0~0

    • P!enapple
      P!enapple
      December 25, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Applause!

      And a very happy xmas\iron maiden day\newton day to all 💚

      • True Survivor
        True Survivor
        December 25, 2025 at 12:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Further Applause!

        Also Thank you. A Merry Christmas/Iron Maiden Formation Day/Isaac Newton’s Birthday to you as well.

    • nadamás
      nadamás
      December 25, 2025 at 12:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

      This the rhyme police, you are under for unlicensed poetics!

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        December 25, 2025 at 2:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

        The rhyme police are real assonanceholes.

        • Keith
          Keith
          December 25, 2025 at 6:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

          The ryhme police they live in my head.
          The rime police gave me a head (wonderful cheddah)
          oh Noooooo.

          p.s. the ryhme police can’t catch me

    • Pocky
      Pocky
      December 25, 2025 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Didn’t know Joyce and Dorothy went THAT far, jeez.

      That Slipshine doing some weird stuff.

  2. not someone else
    not someone else
    December 25, 2025 at 12:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Fuck fuck fuckety fuckballs shit

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 25, 2025 at 1:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

      And also have a Merry Christmas!!!

    • Tan
      Tan
      December 25, 2025 at 6:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

      God forbid Willis put up lights for Christmas.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      December 25, 2025 at 7:01 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Yes — BUT — Amber/AG have a Power Star and even some sparkle effects!

      • P!enapple
        P!enapple
        December 26, 2025 at 8:40 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        And I like the sparkly, cheerful, bright light DYW did put up .. on the top of the cop cars lol

  3. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    December 25, 2025 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Hopefully, they’re here to arrest the LEADER who started that riot and this is the start of Dorothy’s counterculture career.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      December 25, 2025 at 12:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

      So, dying her hair black, gray flannel, and switching to horn-rimmed glasses. Check.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        December 25, 2025 at 12:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Don’t forget a beret for that Maldaver from Fallout look.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          December 25, 2025 at 7:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Pretty sure even in Fallout the reference is

          A beret for Ché

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            December 25, 2025 at 10:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

            ¡Subcomandante Keener!

    • nadamás
      nadamás
      December 26, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Why would the “leader” be at the dorms? It would be more likely that they aren’t a student, or even single person.

  4. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    December 25, 2025 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    A-yep. Too late to leave the building. Gotta go hode with the boys.

    • Tessea
      Tessea
      December 25, 2025 at 12:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Or up in the drop ceiling. She’s done it before!

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 25, 2025 at 12:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

        She wasn’t injured then.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          December 25, 2025 at 9:11 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Also, she was Amazi-Girl then.

          I wonder if this is AG’s revenge for sticking her with the hangover…

    • Fail Earnhardt
      Fail Earnhardt
      December 25, 2025 at 12:40 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Perhaps it’s time to take Walky up on his invitation to Nintendo

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 25, 2025 at 12:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Maybe, but her natural instinct is going to be to turn to Ethan as someone she can depend on in an emergency.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 25, 2025 at 2:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

      “Ken, there’s not much time to explain. I need you to make it look like you’re fucking me face-down-ass-up, in case the cops check this wing.”

      • Rose by Any other Name
        Rose by Any other Name
        December 25, 2025 at 8:42 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        “Sure!”
        ….
        “I mean… why?”

  5. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    December 25, 2025 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Merry Christmas! Enjoy your jackbooted thugs tearing apart the dorm!

  6. Matrix
    Matrix
    December 25, 2025 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Definitely there for Dorothy and Joyce

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      December 25, 2025 at 12:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I would guess so. I am pretty sure the cops would need a specific search or arrest warrant, and could not simply ransack the entire girls’ dormitory in search of evidence. Therefore, they have to be here for a specific person(s) or room, and as they don’t seem to know who Amazigirl is (and if they did she would be out of the comic regardless) it seems likely that they are not here for Amber.

      • eskimolos
        eskimolos
        December 25, 2025 at 1:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I mean amazigirl was full on kicking cops on the face, I don’t think the antics in the comic stretch as far as absolving her of assaulting officers.

        • eskimolos
          eskimolos
          December 25, 2025 at 1:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

          I need to clarify that I mean this only as “the cops are definitely at least partly here for her”, not at all “amazigirl should suffer for her actions”, also merrry crimmussss

          • Envy
            Envy
            December 25, 2025 at 1:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

            People very likely say Amazi-girl interacting with Joyce and Dorothy, so I’m guessing the cops are going after the identifiable people to try and glean Amazi-girl’s identity(because she’s likely a higher value target, what with the whole “kicking cops in the face” thing).

      • sickolesbian
        sickolesbian
        December 25, 2025 at 1:57 am | # | Reply Report comment

        tbh cops have a lot of leeway to do whatever they want and its only escalating

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          December 25, 2025 at 2:00 am | # | Reply Report comment

          true dat

          did you know civilians lose more property every year to unlawful civil asset forfeiture than to all burglaries combined???

          cops can steal your shit without even charging you for a crime, and it makes some police departments very rich

          and that’s not even accounting for the ludicrous grants they get for combat training and equipment which belong in fuckin war zones X-X

          • VicMortimer
            VicMortimer
            December 25, 2025 at 8:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Yep, they are literally the biggest, most dangerous street gang in the country. We would be better off with no police at all than the police we have.

            • Throwatron
              Throwatron
              December 25, 2025 at 10:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

              B-b-b-but, if it weren’t for the police force, who would [checks notes] show up to your house, four hours after you’ve been robbed, and then shoot your dog??? These are the kinds of services our tax dollars need to pay for!

      • Bobby
        Bobby
        December 25, 2025 at 3:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

        bold of you to assume cops dont just do Whatever The Fuck They Want in america. Dude they kidnap people with masks on in broad daylight, no one will ever hold them accountable. and that’s in REAL LIFE

        • Adept
          Adept
          December 25, 2025 at 6:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Are ICE even cops?

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            December 25, 2025 at 7:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

            This is a case where — at present — being “technically not police” has little to no effect on the real suffering they can and are causing.

          • TheScreenJockey
            TheScreenJockey
            December 25, 2025 at 10:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Lawyer here. ICE are cops. They have all the same law enforcement powers, privileges, and immunities as other cops. They just have a specific set of federal laws they are focused on enforcing, much like the DEA or Federal Air Marshals.

            • TheScreenJockey
              TheScreenJockey
              December 25, 2025 at 10:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

              The reason ICE often roll with local police in tow is because they are FEDERAL law enforcement, and thus have no authority to make arrests for violations of STATE laws. For this reason, they usually bring from city, county, or state cops with them for the purposes of making such arrests. Just gives them a broader set laws to use and abuse as excuses to harass people. If you don’t appear to be doing anything they can spin into a possible federal crime, but they want you gone, they’ll just turn to the locals and ask them to spin it as some state, county, or local violation.

            • eh, whatever
              eh, whatever
              December 25, 2025 at 10:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

              I thought they work for an administrative agency and are therefore, technically, not law enforcement?

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                December 25, 2025 at 2:25 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                They should get real jobs.

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        December 25, 2025 at 7:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I wonder how true that is, since IU has their own “real” campus police and it’s been my experience that uni cops can play funny games with the legalities of dorm searches etc.

        • Big Z
          Big Z
          December 25, 2025 at 8:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

          (by which I mean, back in my own college days we’d have the occasional uniformed dork show up with a “residence hall/campus security staff don’t need a warrant to wander around university property sniffing for weed, oops I smell smoke that means I can enter as a member of landlord/uni staff in an emergency, oh hey look at the pot whoops I’m now putting on my badge and metaphorical police officer hat.”)

      • Tan
        Tan
        December 25, 2025 at 10:16 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Exactly how specific a search warrant needs to be is ultimately up to the judge signing it (and then the judge at trial and potentially appeals), so long as it specifies a place to be searched (Read Hall girls’ wings), the things to be searched for (Amazi-Girl costume and associated equipment), an alleged crime (assaulting police officers), and the facts that tie those three things together (Identifying Amazi-Girl as the one who assaulted the cops, Amazi-Girl sightings in and around Read Hall in particular making her a likely resident there, etc).

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 25, 2025 at 7:20 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Is that actually legit?

          Could a warrant be given to search all homes in a neighborhood, for example? Or all apartments in an a building? Without specifying separate reasons for each?

          • Tan
            Tan
            December 26, 2025 at 1:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Indiana Code 35-33-5-2 specifically states “the house or place to be searched”. Note the word “house” rather than “home”. So all the houses in a neighborhood likely wouldn’t fly, but all the apartments in a single building might. I am not a lawyer and I have not studied Indiana caselaw. It’s entirely possible that there is already existing precedent that it either would or wouldn’t. If not, it’s gonna come down to the judge’s discretion.

    • tunasammich
      tunasammich
      December 25, 2025 at 10:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

      For what?

  7. nadamás
    nadamás
    December 25, 2025 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    …… Felices Fiestas?

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 25, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

      More like a giant SIESTA for me LOL XD

      oh and a bunch a chinese food

      • True Survivor
        True Survivor
        December 25, 2025 at 1:02 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Is the Chinese food simply because you like it, a family tradition, an homage to A Christmas Story (1983), or multiple of the above?

        • Clif
          Clif
          December 25, 2025 at 1:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

          If you’re not celebrating Christmas, Chinese restaurants are traditionally open.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          December 25, 2025 at 1:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

          in the united states, is an old Jewish tradition to get Chinese food on Christmas,

          around the start of the 1900s, Jewish and Chinese folk were the two largest non-Christian immigrant groups in this country, Chinese restaurants were frequently the only places open on Christmas so that’s were we went to eat! XD

          • Wizard
            Wizard
            December 25, 2025 at 4:39 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            Plus, everything is kosher if you don’t know exactly what it is. Well known Christmas loophole.

  8. ZombieKyrik
    ZombieKyrik
    December 25, 2025 at 12:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I really hope Amber can get out of this situation without having to confront the cops. She should make sure anything Amazi-Girl related is well hidden, and then go somewhere else.

    So how are we feeling; do you think she’s going to get caught, or manage to slip away?

    Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good fight.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      December 25, 2025 at 12:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Hear, hear!

    • Bill Erak
      Bill Erak
      December 25, 2025 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

      She will definitely get away, the real question is whether Dina hid her AG stuff well enough for hte cops not to find it.

      • Icalasari
        Icalasari
        December 25, 2025 at 12:16 am | # | Reply Report comment

        She’s Dina. The stuff is somehow in a bunker hundreds of miles away that Dina somehow appeared in

        • Bill Erak
          Bill Erak
          December 25, 2025 at 12:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

          No, no, that’s only a power she acquires when holding hands with Charlie. She can sneak anywhere, true, but teleportation requires them both.

          • Icalasari
            Icalasari
            December 25, 2025 at 2:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

            I feel Charlie would be anti police enough to help Dina with this task

            • deliverything
              deliverything
              December 25, 2025 at 8:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Panel 7 of https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-16/01-not-so-smooth-criminals/paraphernalia/ says Sal hid it.

              • Bill Erak
                Bill Erak
                December 25, 2025 at 11:53 am | # | Reply Report comment

                Right. So we’re back on the Sal arrested train. Shitto daze.

                • Mitzi B.
                  Mitzi B.
                  December 25, 2025 at 1:27 pm | #

                  updating my “i will riot if they’re arrested” position: I will riot if Sal gets arrested for having Amazi-Girl’s gear. DYW!

        • Wizard
          Wizard
          December 25, 2025 at 4:45 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Dina is behind the door. Every door. Like Schrodinger’s cat, she exists in a probabilistic state and the waveform only collapses once you actually move the door and look.

    • profnekko
      profnekko
      December 25, 2025 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

      she doesn’t have to leave campus just get out of Read Hall. That’s where the cops are going, any other dorm will work. She really does have to get out of there though since even if the other protesters could escape charges with freedom of speech arguments Amber’s got a little bit of a more difficult time since instead of just protesting she was actively pummeling cops.

    • Kyulen
      Kyulen
      December 25, 2025 at 12:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I think she probably can get away, but her injuries are gonna make it more difficult than normal.

  9. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    December 25, 2025 at 12:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

    The police know Blaine’s daughter is Amazi-Girl. There’s nowhere to hide.

    Mind you, I expect Raidah and Asma to be picked up if the DHS is there. For WWM.

    Walking while Muslim.

    • Mitzi B.
      Mitzi B.
      December 25, 2025 at 12:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

      as a Asma fan and Raidah defender – if either of them get picked up i’m gonna riot

      • John Campbell
        John Campbell
        December 25, 2025 at 12:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I really dislike Raidah… but if it’s Raidah vs. the Gestapo, behind her all the way.

        • Fail Earnhardt
          Fail Earnhardt
          December 25, 2025 at 12:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Thus far, Mary is the only student I wouldn’t help dodge the cops

          • Mitzi B.
            Mitzi B.
            December 25, 2025 at 12:40 am | # | Reply Report comment

            I have a pet theory (based only on them sharing a last name) that Mary’s dad is a cop, none other than Lester actually!

            • Clif
              Clif
              December 25, 2025 at 1:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

              That’s…. Interesting.

              I didn’t think we knew Lester’s last name unless it was in the Patron only strip that someone referenced.

              • KM
                KM
                December 25, 2025 at 6:02 am | # | Reply Report comment

                Yes it was in a Patreon bonus strip, he has the same last name as mary

            • Nono
              Nono
              December 25, 2025 at 1:20 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              Didn’t Willis say that Mary’s parents are actually nice and it’s bizarre that Mary turned out the way she did?

              • deliverything
                deliverything
                December 25, 2025 at 3:45 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                So… perhaps Mary’s dad is the mythical Good Cop?

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 25, 2025 at 12:47 am | # | Reply Report comment

      The police don’t know Blaine’s daughter is AmaziGirl. Blaine told Lester that she wasn’t that competent but that they could go ahead and arrest her and find some way to make it stick.

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 25, 2025 at 12:53 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Then Lester killed Blaine after getting his information.

    • Bogeywoman
      Bogeywoman
      December 25, 2025 at 3:49 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I have additional, less evidence based concern that Sal is somehow implicated as Amazigirl as a black girl with a “history” and who has been vocally fingered by Billie.

      • BSD
        BSD
        December 25, 2025 at 5:01 am | # | Reply Report comment

        “vocally fingered by Billie”? You’re thinking of Ruth.

        • Bogeywoman
          Bogeywoman
          December 25, 2025 at 5:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Yep. Yeah. Okay. That was well earned. Fair enough.

  10. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    December 25, 2025 at 12:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Assigned Cop at Birth

  11. StClair
    StClair
    December 25, 2025 at 12:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

    “A-G, you got this?”

    nahhh, not feelin’ it

  12. Bill Erak
    Bill Erak
    December 25, 2025 at 12:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I was looking for some Christmas pun to make about cops but I’m not creative enough for it, sorry Willis.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      December 25, 2025 at 1:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Police Navidad

      • Bill Erak
        Bill Erak
        December 25, 2025 at 2:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Yeah but that’s only funny if you’re bilingual. Which I am but like. I can’t make puns in one language you expect me to make them in two?!

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          December 25, 2025 at 2:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Who decided to put up the Festivus pole-ice?

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            December 25, 2025 at 7:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Is it festivus for arrestin’ us?

            Hopefully Amber knows Saturnalia
            is for getting outta tha’

            Or maybe she’s just waiting for Boxing Day.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      December 25, 2025 at 5:14 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Something about the Policeman’s (Blue) Ball? Yeah, still needs a little work.

  13. Dot
    Dot
    December 25, 2025 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I’d say this WARRANTS some concern.

    • Dot
      Dot
      December 25, 2025 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Merry Christmas to all you gentiles out there

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 25, 2025 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

        LOL I’m celebrating with chinese food and a buncha movies :9

        • Dot
          Dot
          December 25, 2025 at 12:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

          I’m with friends on voice call, showed them Of the Devil and watched Jujutsu Kaisen 0, about to knock off for the night but not before I call the lovely femme lesbian I’m courting to wish her merry Christmas.

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            December 25, 2025 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Lucky!

            I got a double date with Keflex, the Notorious T.H.C. and keeping my leg atop 5 pillows

            :/

            • Dot
              Dot
              December 25, 2025 at 12:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Please accept my best wishes for your continued recovery!

              • NGPZ
                NGPZ
                December 25, 2025 at 12:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

                awe thanks 🥺😭🫂

            • P!enapple
              P!enapple
              December 26, 2025 at 8:47 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              Oh that sucks 😕 best wishes for a very speedy recovery!

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        December 25, 2025 at 8:01 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Belated chag same’ach to you!

        • Dot
          Dot
          December 25, 2025 at 8:41 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Thanks!

    • Pocky
      Pocky
      December 25, 2025 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’m sure they all have their body cams on /s

  14. Mitzi B.
    Mitzi B.
    December 25, 2025 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

    They got the armored car, that’s how you know they mean business!

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      December 25, 2025 at 12:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I think that might be a swat van.

      • Mitzi B.
        Mitzi B.
        December 25, 2025 at 12:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

        most of the swat vans I’ve seen are armored, it’s definitely too short to be a prisoner transport van and looks boxy enough to be armored.

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          December 25, 2025 at 11:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

          When I hear the term “armored car”, I think of the vehicles that transport money and other expensive items.
          I don’t doubt swat cabs are armored, but I, personally, don’t associate the term with them, and hadn’t heard of anyone else doing so until today.
          So learned something new.

      • Auroki
        Auroki
        December 25, 2025 at 1:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

        As someone who had a seat van called on them before. Yeah that’s the shape and there’s a sharp shooter in there

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 25, 2025 at 2:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

      …. they’re raiding a bunch of dorm rooms on something other than the first floor. I question how useful that armored vehicle is actually going to be.

      • Mitzi B.
        Mitzi B.
        December 25, 2025 at 9:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Bloomington PD gotta justify their budget somehow!

        • Throwatron
          Throwatron
          December 25, 2025 at 10:16 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Look, we didn’t start a pointless war in Iraq, just to test out advanced urban counter-insurgency technologies! We paid for them, we’re going to use them! On our citizens! Which totally, definitely wasn’t always the real plan!

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            December 25, 2025 at 11:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

            … While I admire and share your cynicism, I question the idea that the Bush administration had the competence to even formulate a real plan, much less effectively execute on one.

            • Pharmadan
              Pharmadan
              December 25, 2025 at 10:27 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              May be overly paranoid here but who says it was the Bush Administration’s plan…

              • Throwatron
                Throwatron
                December 26, 2025 at 8:27 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                Dick Cheney may as well have been president for 3 terms, with his stint at Halliburton in between. Reagan had the same amount of dementia Trump has. Republicans don’t run politicians for president, they run figureheads who are able to connect with voters, despite being political and intellectual lame ducks.

  15. Newlland(Henryvolt)
    Newlland(Henryvolt)
    December 25, 2025 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Who wants to bet Meredith is seeing this on the roof and is flipping the fuck out.

    Merry Christmas by the way.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      December 25, 2025 at 12:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Would be absolutely hilarious if this somehow turned out to have nothing to do with the protests and everything to do with weed.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 25, 2025 at 2:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Nah, she’s probably going to be mellow about it.

  16. Dsr667
    Dsr667
    December 25, 2025 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Merry christmas mfers!
    Looks like our favorite strangely athletic neet is in for some more blue faction action!

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      December 25, 2025 at 7:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

      neet?

      • Mitzi B.
        Mitzi B.
        December 25, 2025 at 1:16 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        In my mind, Amber is spiritually a NEET despite being in college and having extracurricular activities.

        • Dsr667
          Dsr667
          December 25, 2025 at 3:09 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          This, this exactly.

  17. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    December 25, 2025 at 12:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Happy Holidays to all, and Merry Christmas to those who celebrate!

    I’m kinda curious what was originally planned to run today, before The Rewrites™ shifted things around, so I hope that when we get there the alt text will say so.

  18. Bill Erak
    Bill Erak
    December 25, 2025 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

    On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
    DamnYouWillis sent to me:
    12 Doyce being cute strips
    11 Transformers facts
    10 Boxes of nuggets
    9 lesbians in love
    8 gays in the background
    7 Bi awakenings
    6 DeSantos Fratboys
    5 Evil parents
    4 trans individuals
    3 girls in a triad
    2 boyfriends cheated on
    And a police raid on Read Hall at noon

    (Don’t take this seriously or as thinly veiled commentary for anything I didn’t think about it too deeply)

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 25, 2025 at 12:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

      hahaha good job :)

  19. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    December 25, 2025 at 12:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

    So Codeine bubbles instead of drunk bubbles?

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 25, 2025 at 12:27 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Depending on her liver, anywhere between none of that to all of that is metabolized into straight morphine

      • eskimolos
        eskimolos
        December 25, 2025 at 1:16 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Reminded of when I took a teaspoon of codeine and immediately had to stumble into bed to pass out for several hours, stuff hit me like an absolute monster truck.

  20. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    December 25, 2025 at 12:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Assuming the cops are looking for Amazi-Girl, I wonder where Dina hid her costume, and how difficult it’s gonna be for Amber to avoid getting arrested while still recovering from her injuries. Of course the cops could be there for entirely different reasons I guess.

    • Fail Earnhardt
      Fail Earnhardt
      December 25, 2025 at 12:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Even if they’re there for something totally unrelated (doubtful given Amazi-Girl’s appearance at the protest two days ago) finding Amber injured, the pills Dina stole, or her gear if Dina and Sal didn’t have the foresight to stash it away from the dorm would be all but a dead giveaway. She needs to bail.

      • Buck Ripsnort
        Buck Ripsnort
        December 25, 2025 at 11:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

        If they can’t get AG, I’m sure they’ll leave Jorothy and all the nice brown people alone, right? Because cops are so usually willing to leave empty-handed when a perp-search turns up blank, right?

  21. AshleyMagica
    AshleyMagica
    December 25, 2025 at 12:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

    This is the worst Christmas present ever.

    (Read: good strip but OH LORD PLEASE NO WATCH OUT AMBER)

    • eskimolos
      eskimolos
      December 25, 2025 at 1:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Upvote, upvote upvote.

    • AshleyMagica
      AshleyMagica
      December 25, 2025 at 12:32 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Never mind, my nana got me a Dina plush. I WIN THE HOLIDAYS

  22. Fail Earnhardt
    Fail Earnhardt
    December 25, 2025 at 12:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Now would be a great time to go play Mario Kart with Walky for no reason in particular

    • Stormtide Leviathan
      Stormtide Leviathan
      December 25, 2025 at 1:34 am | # | Reply Report comment

      That’s a decent back up plan but I think “don’t be here” is a much better one

      • Fail Earnhardt
        Fail Earnhardt
        December 25, 2025 at 3:27 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Look it’s not ideal, but I’m not sure Amber with codeine bubbles can safely get out of the building without attracting even more attention. It also doesn’t seem like she has time to slip away even if she could make it outside.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      December 25, 2025 at 10:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

      You know shit’s bad when an Earnhardt suggests that people would be better off getting behind the wheel of a car!

  23. Taffy
    Taffy
    December 25, 2025 at 12:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Panel 4 is really upsetting.

  24. SvenTS
    SvenTS
    December 25, 2025 at 12:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Time to break out the Amazi-Gun and go out in a blaze of glory.

    But, seriously, the longer we focus on Amber the more I suspect they’re there for Dorothy and Joyce (or just whoever they can get).

  25. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    December 25, 2025 at 12:58 am | # | Reply Report comment

    A-G gettin’ out while the gettin’s good!

  26. Doribi
    Doribi
    December 25, 2025 at 1:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Wow, the police for Christmas? that feels like an anti-present to me. (I say this in jest, here’s hoping that Amber gets out safe)

    • Mitzi B.
      Mitzi B.
      December 25, 2025 at 1:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

      All Christmases Are Beautiful

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      December 25, 2025 at 1:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21uWMUXmH0A

    • Effie
      Effie
      December 25, 2025 at 5:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

      A raid on Read hall. A Read raid.

      A Reaid?

    • zee
      zee
      December 25, 2025 at 9:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

      That do kinda be how holidays are around here

    • Spacie
      Spacie
      December 25, 2025 at 10:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

      The only Police I want for Christmas is their greatest hits CD

  27. Dwampre Scorrigank
    Dwampre Scorrigank
    December 25, 2025 at 1:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Happy Decemberween everyone!

  28. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    December 25, 2025 at 1:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Merry Cheesemas, everyone!

    And a Happy New Years for more Willisdom!

  29. Andrusi
    Andrusi
    December 25, 2025 at 1:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Heater containment thread! If you’re going to post about keeping your dwelling warm, do it here.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 25, 2025 at 2:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’m a fan of central air, myself. Keeping the entire house about the same temperature is pretty nice, even if someone (not naming names) is constantly adjusting the fucking thermostat.

      • P!enapple
        P!enapple
        December 26, 2025 at 8:54 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        My brother usedta yell at mom for turning the heat up to 90 cuz she was always cold, and her room was coldest in house.

        She denied it.

        He came home early 1 day to find the heat being turned up by the cat.

        Turns out magic had figured how to keep the warm air blowing up the register he slept on

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 25, 2025 at 2:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

      when I’m not using my crutches for walking atm, im using them to turn my bed into a sorta makeshift tent dwelling where I can watch movies and keep toasty

    • Rimwalker55
      Rimwalker55
      December 25, 2025 at 8:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Wood stove and hot cinnamon rolls.

      • Rimwalker55
        Rimwalker55
        December 25, 2025 at 8:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

        And a big clingy golden. She says Hi.

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          December 25, 2025 at 8:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

          The goodest heater.

    • Dot
      Dot
      December 25, 2025 at 12:09 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      My lady friend forced me to put on a sweater and socks after I said I was a little chilly :/

    • nadamás
      nadamás
      December 25, 2025 at 3:58 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      We only have our air conditioner warm setting.

  30. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    December 25, 2025 at 1:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

    imma just say

    while sometimes this place can be a bit much

    really thankful for the comments section on Christmas

    is really easy for me to feel alone on this day

    really thankful for each of ya stickin around here rn 🥲

    • Newlland(Henryvolt)
      Newlland(Henryvolt)
      December 25, 2025 at 1:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Cheers.🥂

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 25, 2025 at 2:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

      It’s a good place to just say whatever the fuck, most days.

    • Laura
      Laura
      December 25, 2025 at 9:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Sending caring! ⚕️❤️‍🩹🕯

    • Throwatron
      Throwatron
      December 25, 2025 at 10:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

      well, we’re really thankful that you’re here every day, so this works out just great! <3

    • Buck Ripsnort
      Buck Ripsnort
      December 25, 2025 at 11:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Just found out two days before that my dad took a big fall a — week ago, maybe? There wasn’t a lot of explanation, and today I tried calling and couldn’t get an answer, so yeah, I kind of need a safety valve today too.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 25, 2025 at 4:55 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        🫂

  31. Bryy
    Bryy
    December 25, 2025 at 1:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Merry Christmas. Amber!

  32. Wilde
    Wilde
    December 25, 2025 at 1:53 am | # | Reply Report comment

    She can get to the boys dorm though right? Booster and Walky’s room? Too far? I don’t know the logistics here.

    • Wilde
      Wilde
      December 25, 2025 at 1:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Sorry, it’s not right to say the boys dorm with Booster there too, but… whatever the name of that hall is…errm…

      • Effie
        Effie
        December 25, 2025 at 5:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Is it Clark? I think it’s Clark.

        • Effie
          Effie
          December 25, 2025 at 5:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

          (All Sarah avatars all the time, Sarah just talkin to herself)

  33. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    December 25, 2025 at 2:00 am | # | Reply Report comment

    That amount of cars makes me worried that Amazi-girl isn’t the only target…

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      December 25, 2025 at 2:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Four cruisers and one black maria isn’t that much overkill for one person, by some cop standards

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        December 25, 2025 at 2:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

        The chickenshits need about that many vehicles for a routine traffic stop, in my town. One to come bother you, and three in case you have a minor hiccup, like leaving your new insurance card at home but having an easily verified picture of it on your phone that they can copy the information from through the window, run it through their little nanny state dashboard laptop, and come back to tell you everything checks out and to just remember your physical card, to be safe. It takes eight armed fat guys to do that, we swear.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 25, 2025 at 2:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Assuming they’re here for AG, and given the number of cops she fought single-handedly just a couple of days ago, this might actually be a reasonable rather than excessive amount of force.

      …. Something something this comic is so unrealistic? I’m not feeling it, but I think making the complaint is obligatory for some reason.

      • Amós Batista
        Amós Batista
        December 26, 2025 at 8:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Unrealistic super-heroine? I can accept that.

    • Cmd1095
      Cmd1095
      December 25, 2025 at 9:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

      they’re going for a superhero who openly defied them and succeeded, no doubt they want to make an example of her. They probably aren’t coming to arrest peacefully either. They had a sniper shoot her, they’re going for police brutality and a show of force for sure

      • Laura
        Laura
        December 25, 2025 at 9:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Did she get shot? I thought we didn’t know the source of her injuries.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 25, 2025 at 7:10 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          She wasn’t shot.

          Which has some thinking it wasn’t the police that injured her, but that she was attacked by someone else.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 25, 2025 at 7:16 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        “The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of Amazi-Girl has been approved.”

        While there’s definitely something to the “make an example” theory, it also just makes sense on a practical level. They’re here to arrest someone who took on their riot teams solo and at least held her own and got away. Is it really disproportionate force?

        • C.T Phipps
          C.T Phipps
          December 25, 2025 at 7:52 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          I mean, yes.

          In the context that they were throwing tear gas and riot gear on a bunch of teenagers. She’s not been armed with anything just fists.

    • Buck Ripsnort
      Buck Ripsnort
      December 25, 2025 at 11:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Yeah, I’m beginning to think that warning text should have (and maybe did?) go out to a lot more people than AG. Anyone busy being brown, for instance.

      • Stormtide Leviathan
        Stormtide Leviathan
        December 25, 2025 at 11:13 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Oh that’d be interesting. It wasn’t actually Amber/AG that the text was aimed at, it was just anonymously sent out to the whole hall somehow. If that’s the case, I’d guess whoever did that is the same as whoever leaked Joe’s list (more for conservation of detail than anything).

  34. Acher4
    Acher4
    December 25, 2025 at 2:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Merry Christmas!

    Now run!!!

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 25, 2025 at 2:46 am | # | Reply Report comment

      *loads up Run Run Rudolph on the hacked muzack*

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      December 25, 2025 at 9:32 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      *cops storm into Read Hall, guns drawn, take up, position around Dorothy and Becky’s room. Cop with battering ram steps up to the door…*

      *door down the hall flies open, Meredith leaps out in a cloud of marajuana smoke*

      Meredith: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!! *books it down the hall*

      *cops look at each other*

      Lieutenant: After her!

      Cops: HUP! HUP! HUP HUP HUP *chase her down the hall*

      *Joyce’s door cracks open*

      Dorothy: What was all that about?

      Joyce: Iunno. C’mere!

      *Dorothy giggles, door shuts*

  35. Taffy
    Taffy
    December 25, 2025 at 2:51 am | # | Reply Report comment

    As an important heads-up, be on the lookout for my upcoming fanfic, Meredith and Agatha Go to MILF College, releasing January 19 2026.

    • deliverything
      deliverything
      December 25, 2025 at 8:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

      A fanfic with Agatha in it? That is an important heads-up.

    • Throwatron
      Throwatron
      December 25, 2025 at 10:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

      So wait, is MILF College a college for MILFs, or do you go to MILF College to become a MILF?

    • nadamás
      nadamás
      December 25, 2025 at 3:56 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Is it similar to milf manor?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      December 25, 2025 at 9:18 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Metriculators I’d Like to…

  36. Mr D
    Mr D
    December 25, 2025 at 3:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Merry Christmas everyone!

  37. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    December 25, 2025 at 3:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Ruh-roh.

  38. Holly
    Holly
    December 25, 2025 at 3:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

    In addition to Amber, Sal, Joyce and Dorothy I am also VERY worried about Asma, who is probably still sat on reception?

  39. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    December 25, 2025 at 3:58 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I wonder what it says about me (a straight cis male, for the record), that my immediate reading of this was “Everything is terrible and also Amber/AG’s meat vehicle got its period, which isn’t going to help anything.”

    Then I remembered the whole injuries situation, and I moved on to being struck by how this is a hilarious comeback (hurr hurr hurr) to that time AG woke up covered in Amber’s diddling juices.

    (https://www.dumbingofage.com/2024/comic/book-15/01-love-dares-you-to-change/headmate/ That may have been the first time I sent this strip to my DID friend.)

    • Twirls
      Twirls
      December 25, 2025 at 9:38 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      (cis female here) I actually thought the same thing

  40. Astariel
    Astariel
    December 25, 2025 at 4:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

    This would be a good time to see if Dina’s invisibility field can cover Amber.

  41. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    December 25, 2025 at 4:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

    On the first day of Christmas, dear Willis gave to me,
    A reminder that ACAB!

  42. YourCousinJay
    YourCousinJay
    December 25, 2025 at 4:56 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Oh shit, suddenly every school newspaper is running double duty as a wanted poster

  43. Rimwalker55
    Rimwalker55
    December 25, 2025 at 7:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I hope others got the warning too. Primarily anyone with photographic evidence of being in the containment after the deadline that was published in some local paper.

  44. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    December 25, 2025 at 7:58 am | # | Reply Report comment

    When – in DoAtime – did the attack on Amber happen? Was it just last night or two nights ago?
    And did I miss the reveal that showed who did it?

    • Rimwalker55
      Rimwalker55
      December 25, 2025 at 8:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Sal passed Joyce and Dorothy as they arrived at the dorm from the protest. Assumption is that she was already contacted by AG for help.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 25, 2025 at 8:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

      It was right after the protests, so two nights ago.
      There’s been no reveal. The most straightforward assumption is that the injuries were from fighting the cops, but some people think she was attacked separately after getting away.

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      December 25, 2025 at 8:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

      The protest was broken up on Saturday afternoon/evening. Sal found Amber injured in the woods and got her kitchen treatment late Saturday night/early Sunday morning. It’s currently Monday noon.

      So Amazi-Girl was injured sometime Saturday evening/night. We didn’t see it happen, but the obvious assumption is that it’s the result of fighting 30–50 feral pigs. I’m not sure even Amber knows exactly how it went down, and Amazi-Girl doesn’t seem to have been awake since then to tell anybody, possibly even Amber.

  45. zee
    zee
    December 25, 2025 at 9:45 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Merry Kris S to those that celebrate

    (Fuckin finally replaced merry krysler in my head, ts is too old. Now its been replaced with horse girl brain rot)

    • YourCousinJay
      YourCousinJay
      December 25, 2025 at 10:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

      iz cool, you’re still going to hear Merry Krysler from me every year

  46. Spacie
    Spacie
    December 25, 2025 at 10:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I swear if it cuts back to Joyce and Dorothy tomorrow I will post a large block of Fudge, except it won’t be Fudge. It will be the queen mother of all dirty words.

    • Stormtide Leviathan
      Stormtide Leviathan
      December 25, 2025 at 11:17 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      If we do see Joyce and Dorothy, their scene will probably have to do with this raid. It might not be the very next strip that immediately makes that clear, that might be more establishing, but I’d be shocked if we cut to something completely unrelated. But I could see something like “we see Joyrothy learn about the raid, they rush over here, and what happens to Amber/Amazi-Girl is an intentional mystery point of tension”, rather than following Amber/AG directly.

  47. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    December 25, 2025 at 11:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

    It turns out cops are not happy about being kicked around by a masked vigilante.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 25, 2025 at 1:21 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Good. They deserve to be unhappy.

  48. nadamás
    nadamás
    December 25, 2025 at 3:54 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Some out of the left field question: Who else here find South Park to be incredibly boring? Not even offensive, just very tiresome.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 25, 2025 at 4:02 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      I forget it even exists, honestly.

      What little merit it had back in the early 2000s and not is just about gone, serialization was a mistake 😑

      Strictly speaking tho, these days, beyond the half watch level, i am barely if at all interested in anything cable or late capitalist media has to offer, honestly

    • Big Z
      Big Z
      December 25, 2025 at 8:46 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Same. It’s got the occasional funny moment, but it’s mostly just consistently the boring kind of edgy.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 25, 2025 at 9:17 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        at this point it’s just the lazy old stenography machine but with paper cutouts

        • Big Z
          Big Z
          December 26, 2025 at 1:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Honestly I haven’t watched it in over a decade unless there’s a specifically good episode, which are few and far between

    • ahecht
      ahecht
      December 25, 2025 at 11:54 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      South Park, like The Simpsons, is just a zombie show at this point. Not dead, but not NOT dead.

  49. nadamás
    nadamás
    December 26, 2025 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    That was quite inmediate!

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