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October 9, 2026

The system

by David M Willis on November 21, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – I'm the Problem, It's Me
└ Tags: dorothy, joyce

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    November 21, 2025 at 12:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

    “All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned…”

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 21, 2025 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Amazi-Girl’s system is amazingly effective.

      I’m just not sure it scales.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        November 21, 2025 at 12:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I found this awesome presentation/essay on tumblr on super-heroes as an anti-collectivist power fantasy on paper vs how we actually engage with these fantasies

        TL;DR

        “The superhero myth, as a text, isn’t collectivist. But that’s not why we keep coming back to it. That’s not why children read it. We keep coming back to it to learn one simple lesson…

        The best thing we can do with Power, is give it away.“

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          November 21, 2025 at 12:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

          oh wait i found the link last minute lo XD

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 21, 2025 at 8:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Yeah, I think that’s a pretty good take on super-heroes and an angle I hadn’t really seen before. It covers a lot of the appeal and why they’re more of a positive influence than they might seem.

          OTOH, that all falls apart if you try to analyze them more seriously. To ground them more in reality. To look at how they’d work in something more like the real world. That’s why deconstructions of the genre can be good, but almost invariably get really dark. The whole thing only works because of the genre conventions. And that’s great, those conventions can be inspiring. They can make people want to be heroic.

          And they can of course also be twisted – there’s definitely right wing appeal to the trope of fighting endless criminals in a decaying urban environment, even if the right sees that very different from how Batman or even the Punisher does.

          Fundamentally though, it’s a fantasy not a system. AG’s system doesn’t work as a model, since it relies on individuals with great power or skills doing the right thing without oversight and usually at great personal cost.

          • Nymph
            Nymph
            November 21, 2025 at 11:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

            The joke about AG’s system was about her DID not about her methodology

            • Clif
              Clif
              November 21, 2025 at 12:16 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              This ^

              • Clif
                Clif
                November 21, 2025 at 12:17 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                Or more specifically, it’s a pun based on both meanings.

  2. QueenofSodor
    QueenofSodor
    November 21, 2025 at 12:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

    very excited for more Activist Dorpy Arc

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      November 21, 2025 at 12:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I admit, I kind of expected Robin to become the AOC of the DOA verse with Becky’s help.

      Then she just…didn’t.

      • Throwatron
        Throwatron
        November 21, 2025 at 2:47 am | # | Reply Report comment

        turns out completely self-interested people, who literally have no firmly-held beliefs beyond enriching themselves, are not actually cut out for bringing change to the system

      • Fail Earnhardt
        Fail Earnhardt
        November 21, 2025 at 4:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

        After AOC ran cover for Biden’s Israel policy last year the Robin parallels may not be entirely off anymore

        • Freemage
          Freemage
          November 21, 2025 at 11:27 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Ehhh… realpolitick sucks. Yes, it’d be wonderful to stop Netanyahu’s willful genocide. But there’s a very plausible chain of events that starts with, “US cuts military aid to Israel,” and ends with 12 million dead Arabs. I don’t agree with maintaining the status quo–Biden should’ve not blocked the UN resolutions or disputed the ICJ rulings, in particular. But a full-stop on military aid could be disastrous in ways a lot of folks just don’t want to seriously consider.

          Part of the issue I have is that, ironically, a lot of progressives don’t seem to get just how monstrously evil Netanyahu is. Ten minutes after the US cuts aid, Bibi would be on the phone with China. “Hey, yeah, it’s me. Look, we need a new source of loan guarantees for our attempt to finally quell the Palestinians. You know, like you’re trying to put down those seditious Uighurs? Yeah, yeah. Look, I know you can’t provide the level of funding we were getting, but even a modest line of support at this point could let us bring this to a close, especially since we won’t have to pay lip-service to Western namby-pamby-ism any more. Now, of course, in exchange, I’d be happy to formally recognize your claim to, what’s that island again? Right, right, East China. Of course, so you can have a better idea of what we need, we’d let you have your technical experts examine all that hardware we got from the US–you know, let them examine them in close detail so you can really see how they work.”

          And here’s the thing–the really nightmarish scenario can occur whether or not China bites. Because cutting off US aid would absolutely encourage Iran, Lebanon and possibly Syria to kick off another round of warfare. Either they’d fail miserably, in which case Israel still kills/removes all the Palestinians from the West Bank and Gaza, and then the fighting sort of dies down eventually just because there’s nothing left to save, OR… they manage to seriously press Israel, finally getting troops (rather than just terrorist fighters) into Israel’s official borders–at which point, mushroom clouds appear over Tehran, Beirut and Damascus. Maybe even tactical nukes on the Palestinian territories, to boot.

          Because Netanyahu is absolutely evil enough to initiate a nuclear exchange if he think Israel might actually be defeated.

  3. Vivvav
    Vivvav
    November 21, 2025 at 12:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I just finished a 4-day full archive binge of this and the entire Walkyverse in time for the new strip, I wanna be an early commenter for once.

    It’s honestly amazing how much stuff gets buried in your brain reading a daily strip for 15 years straight. I completely forgot about Amber stabbing a dude, Carla is a lot more likable in binge form (especially her prank on Mary), and yeah, all that Joyce and Dorothy shipteasing my dumb straight brain just dismissed as “gals being pals” years ago. I can’t believe this comic’s been going nearly half my life. When DOA started, it was kismet, because I was just starting college myself. Here I am years later, and my life’s had a lot of ups and downs. Honestly, mostly downs. But all these dumb college kids are still here entertaining me and keeping me invested in their weird drama, even if they do drive me nuts half the time.

    I guess I just wanna say, thanks, Willis. I’m so glad you decided to experiment with an every-day release back in like year one and then built a massive buffer and kept going and never ended the experiment. DOA’s been one thing I can always look forward to. Life doesn’t have a lot of that kinda thing, so the ones that do exist are a real treasure.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      November 21, 2025 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I love having the time to binge-read this comic and my loved others.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      November 21, 2025 at 12:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

      the treasure is the journey itself

      and same here, I look forward to more plot from this comic always

      and more Dina T~T <3

      and more 3D printed cast models, those are also cool

  4. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    November 21, 2025 at 12:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

    too early huh

  5. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    November 21, 2025 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Don’t trust the system. Real low hanging fruit there.

    • Pocky
      Pocky
      November 21, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

      at least its better than bein one of those apolitical “we live in a society” folks lol

    • Lee
      Lee
      November 21, 2025 at 12:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’m convinced Willis wrote this one specifically for you.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        November 21, 2025 at 12:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Dorothy thinks she can dismantle the master’s house with the master’s tools.

        Oh poor thing.

        • Stormtide Leviathan
          Stormtide Leviathan
          November 21, 2025 at 12:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Not… necessarily? I mean a bit yeah, that’s definitely in character for her and I think we are gonna see more of that as she starts butting against the system more. But also she *is* right; taking political science courses is still useful in the sense of knowing more thoroughly what you’re up against and how it works, and I think that’s more what she’s talking about here

        • Lys
          Lys
          November 21, 2025 at 12:53 am | # | Reply Report comment

          The reason you cannot dismantle the master’s house with the master’s tools is that as long as they are in his possession, he commands them. However, if you take his tools from him, if you make them yours, then they act in accordance to your will rather than his. Dorothy is after knowledge, and knowledge is a tool that can be wielded by anyone, for ignorance is an ally only to those who would rule you. Karl Marx knew this, that is why his magnum opus was Das Kapital, a decades long project to understand and critique political economy.

        • Risky
          Risky
          November 21, 2025 at 3:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Historically there comes a time when you stop trying to dismantle the house and dismantle the owner instead, with his own tools if necessary. Not saying that’s Dorothy’s intent here but it happens a bit too frequently to ignore.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 21, 2025 at 3:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

      The system. Is down.
      The system. Is down.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1TlbLfaJp8

    • Leadsynth
      Leadsynth
      November 21, 2025 at 3:49 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      At least the bar has been raised from Committing Something Mildly Subversive Which at Worst Will Serve as a Humanizing Anecdote and not as Anything Truly Threatening to the Power Structures at Hand.

  6. AeromechanicalAce
    AeromechanicalAce
    November 21, 2025 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Joyce, I’m POSITIVE your church said the system is bad for ENTIRELY DIFFERENT reasons than what’s ACTUALLY bad about it. Like, Zero overlap.

    • Jon
      Jon
      November 21, 2025 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

      And also, Joyce, you were right, your church is bad.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        November 21, 2025 at 2:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

        This is where we insert the “Why not both” meme GIF. 😀

    • ZombieKyrik
      ZombieKyrik
      November 21, 2025 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Give them some credit; they probably agree the system is corrupt. They just do not feel the same parts are corrupt.

      Spoiler: Most of it is, probably on everyone’s sides.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        November 21, 2025 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

        “The government is corrupt, evil, and oppressive with a tyrannical police state just around the corner!”

        *institutes police state*

        “Finally, THOSE LIBERALS ARE GONNA GET IT!”

        • Dwampre Scorrigank
          Dwampre Scorrigank
          November 21, 2025 at 1:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

          A police state? In this economy?!

        • someone
          someone
          November 21, 2025 at 3:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Just like a thief thinks everyone else wants to steal from him, a Conservative thinks everyone else wants to oppress him.

    • june gloom
      june gloom
      November 21, 2025 at 2:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

      And in fact they are both bad for very similar reasons!!

    • Tan
      Tan
      November 21, 2025 at 8:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Oh there’s overlap. It’s called hypocrisy and it’s a feature.

  7. Thing 2
    Thing 2
    November 21, 2025 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    They’ve changed…

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      November 21, 2025 at 12:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Wait until she finds out how entangled the church is with the system

      • Alongcameaspider
        Alongcameaspider
        November 21, 2025 at 12:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I didnt mean for this to be a reply

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        November 21, 2025 at 12:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

        This.

  8. Dot
    Dot
    November 21, 2025 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Well Dorothy I hope you’re ready to also get disillusioned with the idea of dismantling the system from within. Learn from my mistake and just go ahead and switch to a history major early.

    • Pocky
      Pocky
      November 21, 2025 at 12:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

      nah, girl needs to join a progressive side of whatever party exists in this universe and experience the soul-crushing work that is dragging the center kicking and screaming into the light.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        November 21, 2025 at 12:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Dorothy has a strongly worded letter ready for the President!

      • yak
        yak
        November 21, 2025 at 4:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Better yet, join up with your local leftie org and experience interpersonal drama and burn-out like you never have before

        • Big Z
          Big Z
          November 21, 2025 at 7:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Oh Lord yes. For several years I was one of two non-college-aged non-accelerationist-anarchists at my city’s Food Not Bombs chapter.

          Do you know how hard it is to cook food for the homeless when only two of you are aware how to sharpen knives and/or how not to “vote for Trump because he’ll tear the system down faster”?

          • Big Z
            Big Z
            November 21, 2025 at 7:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

            I hate to be snarky but every “leftist/socialist/anarchist” org I’ve ever worked with followed the pattern of the membership being basically the follows:
            1) a couple of grumpy older leftists who sick of discussing whether the system needed to be reformed or destroyed and just wanted to get something useful done. (75% of the productive work, 5% of the members)
            2) a squad of 20-something leftists who didn’t know what they were doing but knew they wanted to help (usually women, 30% of the work, 60% of the members)
            3) a squad of 20-something anarchists who didn’t know what they were doing but knew they wanted to talk the most performative nonsense about tearing everything up and building a world where the anarchists would be followed out of the rubble into a shining new future (usually men, -5% of the work, 35% of the membership, half of them were of no specific actual politics but assumed lefty women were sluts and that’s why they were here)

            • Li
              Li
              November 21, 2025 at 9:40 am | # | Reply Report comment

              That type of anarchist has entirely too much in common with the people who daydream about zombie apocalypses (and are just SURE they’ll not only be among the survivors but also finally be appreciated by their families and friends and coworkers), or, you know, the rapture.

              We literally need both people working within the system and people working outside of it, and people who sneer at folks who go into politics as inevitably corrupt are so exhausting. Sorry that I like having legal rights, I guess.

              • C.T Phipps
                C.T Phipps
                November 21, 2025 at 1:02 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                For years, I didn’t identify as an anarchist because I was like, “Do I REALLY want to be associated with these guys?”

                Yes, I was a hipster anarchist.

              • Big Z
                Big Z
                November 21, 2025 at 4:26 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                It’s always deeply funny to me, and this is also related to the Great Comment Schism, because the D&D heads at these gatherings invariably end up identifying me as the paladin of the group after being weird for a meeting or two because I do frankly have cishet white cop energy IRL until I open my mouth.

                I’ll be the one kicking the levers of the system (or throwing wrenches in the gears, as appropriate) after talking my way in the front door while y’all build the better way outside. 😉

    • Cassie
      Cassie
      November 21, 2025 at 12:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’d assumed she meant she was gonna learn how it works to dismantle it from the outside. I’d hope she’s not naive enough to think she can effect change from within without being tainted

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        November 21, 2025 at 12:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I don’t think there is any quality about Dorothy that leads me to believe she will attempt external reform without being horribly disillusioned about internal.

      • Lys
        Lys
        November 21, 2025 at 1:01 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Unless you are planning a violent revolution, you need people on the inside to affect any change. Every progressive legislation we have ever had required actual legislators to draft and vote for it. Enacting positive change that improves people’s lives is far more important than maintaining your personal purity. Also, even if you are planning a violent revolution, once it is done and a new system is in place you will still have to get your hand dirty with politics to protect the vision from those who would hijack it. So either way, there is no escaping the necessity of doing politics.

        • Throwatron
          Throwatron
          November 21, 2025 at 2:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

          “Having people on the inside” is the exact thing the far-right has been achieving, in aim of their goals, literally longer than most of us commenters have been alive. I’ll never fully grasp how there’s supposed to be zero-value in normal, non-monstrous, non-corrupt, non-fascist citizens infiltrating the system, and holding positions of power. Yes, the system itself is inherently bad, but every non-Nazi in a position of power, is one less person who will wield the unjust power of the system as a Nazi; and, actual citizens will have a marginally lower chance of being forced to be vulnerable under the power of a Nazi. That is a good thing. That will always be a good thing.

          • Big Z
            Big Z
            November 21, 2025 at 7:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

            The real trick, it seems to me, is this:

            It’s nice when people who want to accomplish good get their hands on the levers of power, and when they do they can accomplish real good in a tangible way.

            But then they let go of the levers and go retire.

            Meanwhile, the people who want to have power grab the levers and don’t ever let go.

            Every system will eventually succumb to this until it’s part of praxis that you need to have people who aren’t particularly power-hungry continually going in and grabbing the levers of power as a spoiler/blocker if nothing else, which is hard because running for office and/or being a bureaucrat is a lot of hard work for much less reward than a private-sector career — things were designed that way to try to only give power to people who weren’t motivated by personal gain, but ended up (due to lax enforcement of rules and norms) so that the only people who are consistently willing to do it are the “wants power for power’s sake” and “the blatantly corrupt” and “both!”.

    • SevenFerns
      SevenFerns
      November 21, 2025 at 1:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

      She’s defo gonna try dismantling it from the inside, but even if you’re dismantling it from the outside having extensive knowledge of how it all works will certainly help

    • Bogeywoman
      Bogeywoman
      November 21, 2025 at 1:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I really want her to do the politics and end up meeting/joining up with anarchists. Shes got the mind for understanding politics and power, great with coordination and planning, and actually seems like she needs/wants to do something practical for the good of others and just doesn’t quite know how. A collective would benefit from her skills and also give her the direction she needs to grt out of her funk.

      There’s just no characters I can think of that might be believably connected to an anarchist collective.

      • Throwatron
        Throwatron
        November 21, 2025 at 2:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I mean, if any of the characters in this strip are, maybe they’re just good at it, and that’s why we don’t know they are?

    • Kyulen
      Kyulen
      November 21, 2025 at 7:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’m hoping this strip (and previous strips where she’s touched on this topic) means Dorothy is learning that the system can’t be changed from within. It has to be dismantled and replaced with a better system, one that benefits the workers instead of the wealthy.

    • Jon
      Jon
      November 21, 2025 at 11:41 am | # | Reply Report comment

      It’s easier to break things when you know how they go together.

  9. Nono
    Nono
    November 21, 2025 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Climbing ladders is exhausting.

    Breaking stuff can be fun!

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 21, 2025 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Well, yes but you have to time it right. If you break stuff faster than it can be built, you run out of stuff to break.

    • Zero
      Zero
      November 21, 2025 at 1:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Great idea, Elon.

  10. Astariel
    Astariel
    November 21, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

    So yes, Joyce, the church is bad and the system is bad, but at least you’ve still got gay sex with your girlfriend, and that’s very, very good.

    • Lys
      Lys
      November 21, 2025 at 1:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Fighting the system requires emotional resilience, gay sex with your girlfriend gives emotional resilience, therefore Joyce and Dorothy having sex is an integral part of their fight against the system!

      • Tequila Mockingbird
        Tequila Mockingbird
        November 21, 2025 at 1:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

        it’s exercise too, so it’s also physical resistance! most fun kinda cardio you can do!

      • Li
        Li
        November 21, 2025 at 9:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

        also, bluntly speaking, living a happy queer life is a radical act when society wants you alone, miserable, and dead!

  11. Lumino
    Lumino
    November 21, 2025 at 12:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I think this is the first time I’ve enjoyed a Joyce and Dorothy strip in months. More of this, please.

  12. ZombieKyrik
    ZombieKyrik
    November 21, 2025 at 12:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

    The system is more complicated, and in dire need of reform more than it is strictly good or bad, but that’s too much for many college students. .

    In other news, I seriously burned myself so if anyone has any good things to help improve my night, please feel free to share.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      November 21, 2025 at 12:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Vibes and good will toward you! Heal well!

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 21, 2025 at 12:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

      If it’s seriously burned, I hope you’re receiving medical help. I don’t like drugs messing with my brain, but when it comes to pain, go for the good stuff.

      The methods I use to deal with pain would be useless to you, but if you want to go for distraction, reading through the archives is a good thing. Beyond that, the best I can offer is soothing virtual hugs.

      Oh, yeah. And whatever you did – please don’t do it again.

      • ZombieKyrik
        ZombieKyrik
        November 21, 2025 at 12:27 am | # | Reply Report comment

        It’s second degree, but I’ve got basic first aid medical supplies at my house and no money for an ER visit. It didn’t occur to me to take pain medicine though. I’m on a lot of meds for various reasons, so I never know what I am allowed to take.

        • eh, whatever
          eh, whatever
          November 21, 2025 at 6:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

          I’m 12 hours late, but still: COLD WATER. Running cold water. Lots and lots and lots of it.

    • AMagicalDuck
      AMagicalDuck
      November 21, 2025 at 12:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

      No, the system is inherently bad

      • ZombieKyrik
        ZombieKyrik
        November 21, 2025 at 12:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Really? So the parts of the system that actually succeed, and help people are also bad? The system was originally designed to help, but it was initially flawed and has only gotten worse. However there are parts that are still good in intention even if they aren’t as good as they could be.

        • Throwatron
          Throwatron
          November 21, 2025 at 2:57 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Everybody wants to overthrow the system, nobody wants to think about the reality that the system is what’s sending grandma her diabetes meds. It’s doing a bad job of it, sure, but nothing will be doing it in the interim, if you fully collapse the house of cards all at once.

          • anonymsly
            anonymsly
            November 21, 2025 at 5:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

            The French Revolution, imo, speaks quite eloquently about the effectiveness of DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM!! DESTROY EVERYTHING!! when no one has any good ideas for replacing/improving it.

            • ResRam
              ResRam
              November 21, 2025 at 6:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

              The french revolution might have gone the way of so many revolutionary movements – got pushed and invaded by reactionary forces from all neighbouring states, which pushed the most agressive and authoritarian leaders to the top.
              Same as happened to the social reformers revolution in russia, btw, its doubtful if the bolsheviks would have had the support to coup the liberal forces, had not britain, france, the US and Japan invaded them and armed the white insurrection to the teeth, forcing the civil war to become a bloodbath.

              But in the long view?
              Napoleon and his revolution-coded code civil laid the groundwork for all of modern law-based democracy in europe.

              But I agree that a vision for the time after IS a good idea, and be it only to unify the resistance forces. I heartily recommend a social democracy.
              Its not like there are no models that have been developed in the last 250 years that could be used to update US constitutionalism.

              • Lys
                Lys
                November 21, 2025 at 9:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

                Your view of the French and Russian Revolutions are both backwards. The French Revolutionary Wars were kicked off when the French declared war on Austria and then followed that up by declaring war on everyone else and invading in every direction. It’s true that the Reign of Terror started when the French Republic started losing, but that’s no excuse for it or for the atrocities committed during the War in the Vendée. The Bolsheviks didn’t take over because of the Russian Civil War, the Bolsheviks staged a coup called the October Revolution and that is what would kick off the Russian Civil War. Less than three weeks later the Bolsheviks lost the elections for the Constituent Assembly, so they dissolved it and centralized power around themselves. Foreign intervention was after that.

            • StClair
              StClair
              November 21, 2025 at 7:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

              The problem with the popular notion of revolution,
              1. BURN IT ALL DOWN
              2. ???
              3. Utopia!
              is that most people have no actual plan for Step 2, and there is absolutely no guarantee of that result for 3.

              • Big Z
                Big Z
                November 21, 2025 at 8:00 am | # | Reply Report comment

                The second problem is that, historically, “Step 2” hurts the poor and downtrodden FAR more than it hurts the wealthy and powerful, even when the latter are the specific targets of Step 1 — see also Revolution, The French.

        • yak
          yak
          November 21, 2025 at 4:48 am | # | Reply Report comment

          I think ‘designed’ is a strong word. So is ‘system’, really. It’s really all a jumble of stuff that some people thought was smart at the time and future generations rolled with it.

          I don’t think we get to start over from scratch. The only civilizations that were ever truly erased and replaced were in the New World, and look how well that turned out. We can get rid of bad things and bring in new things, and maybe that means revolution, but I don’t think completely replacing The System with something else is in the cards.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 21, 2025 at 7:16 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Even if it is in the cards, it’ll still be a jumble of stuff that people thought was good at the time – particularly the people who had or were able to get power in either the old system or during the revolution that destroyed it.

            and it will still be messy and there will still be ways for people to gain more power/influence and exploit the weaknesses and loopholes.

    • Astariel
      Astariel
      November 21, 2025 at 10:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

      It’s true. The real problem is people, and there’s no system that people can design that won’t be vulnerable to abuse by corrupt or ambitious people. Of course, we can and should still try to make things better, and though it can be hard to remember, things often do get better. Most people reading this live under vastly better systems today than their ancestors did 500 years ago. If you’re living in the US or most of Europe, the same system is much better today than it was 100 or 200 years ago. The idea that we can burn everything down and build something perfect on the ruins is a tempting fantasy, but that’s all it is. All that burning things down guarantees is that a lot of vulnerable people are going to get hurt in the process, and you may very well not end up with a better system in the end at all.

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        November 21, 2025 at 4:30 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Yup, this. As bad as the system is, if that’s where the levers of power are, then everyone’s better off if you have competent and fair operators in there to try to put governors on ’em and keep the orphans out of the crushing gears until they can be dismantled and replaced with a universal basic income distributor etc.

        You can’t necessarily reform the system all the way from within, but on the other hand you build an airliner and a combat drone with a lot of the same parts, so you might as well disassemble the drone carefully and reuse what you can.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 21, 2025 at 6:58 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        That’s pretty close to my take on the problem. And my problem with a lot of online leftists, who seem to think the problem lies entirely in the bad system of capitalism and if we simply end that and replace it with the good system communism, then we don’t really need to worry about the fussy details of keeping the corrupt greedy bastards from figuring out how to exploit the new system.

  13. John Campbell
    John Campbell
    November 21, 2025 at 12:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I am totally here for Revolution Dorothy.

    • Tequila Mockingbird
      Tequila Mockingbird
      November 21, 2025 at 10:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

      REV UP THAT LES MISERABLES PLAYLIST!

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        November 21, 2025 at 6:11 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Could we maybe rev up a play list from something that dosen’t end with everyone dead and the forces of opression victorious? I really hate protests using that particular musical.

  14. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    November 21, 2025 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

    System is bad. The church is bad. Lots of bad all around. So whaddaya both gonna DO about it?

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 21, 2025 at 12:47 am | # | Reply Report comment

      You begin by taking care of each other.

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        November 21, 2025 at 8:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

        *rubs chin thoughtfully
        Well, it’s a crazy idea, but it just might work.

  15. Alongcameaspider
    Alongcameaspider
    November 21, 2025 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Wait until she finds out how entangled the church is with the system

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      November 21, 2025 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’m here for those two fighting the imminent Theocralypse.

  16. nadamás
    nadamás
    November 21, 2025 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Hey for that one person that was mad Dorothy not longer had an ambition. Here you go!

  17. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    November 21, 2025 at 12:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Joyce is correct that the System is corrupt like her church said. However, I suspect they’d elect the worst person in the world to “fix” things.

    • MK15
      MK15
      November 21, 2025 at 12:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Nail / head

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 21, 2025 at 7:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I suspect they already have.

  18. M!a
    M!a
    November 21, 2025 at 12:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

    As Dorothy enters her archvillain arc

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      November 21, 2025 at 12:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

      She already attempted to destroy Joe because he accidentally took “her” girlfriend.

      Yes, Dorothy is the Mad Hatter.

  19. Qube
    Qube
    November 21, 2025 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

    re: alt-text: it’s more morally dubious because one half keeps shipping real people and that’s a whole can o’ worms to unemployed weirdos on twitter

  20. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 21, 2025 at 12:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

    There is no such thing as The System.

    There are MANY systems, and they are ALL bad.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      November 21, 2025 at 12:27 am | # | Reply Report comment

      *but some are better than others, and we have yet to fully conceive of better ones and improvements to existing ones

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  21. BorkBorkBork
    BorkBorkBork
    November 21, 2025 at 12:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Listen kids, I dont know what you’re up to, but I do know this. Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. You know what I mean? Ya wanna make some bacon?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 21, 2025 at 12:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’d be careful with any comments about “making bacon”. Those pieces of shit on the subreddit night dox you and send a cop to your house like they did to me.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 21, 2025 at 12:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I trust the cop was suitable appalled?

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 21, 2025 at 12:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Confused, mainly. Turns out, when you call the cops on somebody about a woman being battered and then the person who answers the door clearly just woke up and nobody else is even fucking home, it’s not gonna be considered a credible fucking complaint.

          And on the off chance it wasn’t one of those worthless sacks of garbage, it’s a hell of a coincidence it happened right after they were talking about me probably beating my girlfriend (because I’m rude to people online, which is a fuckin’ stretch) and I told them I wasn’t their personal Chris-Chan.

          • Bryy
            Bryy
            November 21, 2025 at 3:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

            jesus i’m so sorry.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              November 21, 2025 at 3:53 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Not like you did it.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        November 21, 2025 at 1:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Jeez, that’s horrible. Hope you’re okay.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 21, 2025 at 1:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Be nice if I could fuckin’ prove it, but goddamn if the timeline don’t line up. Whatever though. If it all turns out to be a perfectly timed coincidence, the scumfucks get free fuel for their parasocial obsession and I get the comfort of knowing I probably won’t get a bomb in the mail or someshit.

      • YourCousinJay
        YourCousinJay
        November 21, 2025 at 4:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

        dafuq.. why?

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 21, 2025 at 7:00 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Maybe they got bored, idk. Fuck ’em.

      • Adept
        Adept
        November 21, 2025 at 6:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Malicious use of the police is a sociopathic and nasty thing to do.

        That said, so is trolling, insulting and antagonising people for your own amusement. When you manage to drive somebody to depression or self harm, are you pleased with yourself Taffy? How are you on the side of angels with your behaviour?

        • Adept
          Adept
          November 21, 2025 at 6:53 am | # | Reply Report comment

          I’m sure this comes across as harsh, but you have harmed me, and I’d bet good money I’m one among many.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            November 21, 2025 at 7:40 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Oh, you said a second thing, too. Look, if I really have somehow harmed you, I may not remember doing it but I’m genuinely sorry if it happened. All I remember about you is an argument we had once where you were basically blanket shaming people for issues it was obvious they had no control over, and I’ve kind of avoided you since then when I notice your username. That doesn’t make it acceptable to say whatever it was I said that harmed you to the point you’re bringing up depression and self-harm. Don’t ever hurt yourself because of something my volatile ass said, I’m not worth all that.

          • Li
            Li
            November 21, 2025 at 9:49 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Adept, shut up.

            I’m sorry you felt shitty that day, but you weren’t a poor little lamb being picked on. You said a bunch of really shitty things while posturing to be an expert on multiple things you don’t actually seem to know anything about, and then you got upset when people calling you out on the shitty things you were saying weren’t all perfectly polite about it.

            Meanwhile, Taffy got SWAT’d by people on Reddit that Taffy has never even talked to, who just really don’t like the way they comment on this webcomic.

            You are not the same.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              November 21, 2025 at 3:02 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              Well hang on, Li. It wasn’t a SWAT-ing situation. If it was, I’d have been way more aggressive about the topic from the start. It was one cop who was just as confused as I was. He was young and seemed nice (I hope he quits soon), and when I asked him to double-check his info he called in and verified everything. Still had his hand on his gun in case I acted out of line, but… At least he had a civil conversation and left. A SWAT team would have just busted the door down and been shouting and screaming, all that rigmarole. We don’t need to exaggerate this one for effect, it’s scary enough as-is.

              To the point of Adept maybe not being a little lamb, I think right now I’d rather take the depression/self-harm/suicidality part at face value, assume honesty, and accept whatever part I may have had in that. It feels like a good habit to get into.

              • Li
                Li
                November 21, 2025 at 8:22 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                @Taffy: I fully acknowledge the first part.

                But I stand by what I said about Adept/Adeptus, because I remember the incident, and you were barely involved. I was much more heavily involved.

                https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-16/01-not-so-smooth-criminals/outed/#comment-1926924

                I know it was this conversation, because they came back the next day to say so:

                https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-16/01-not-so-smooth-criminals/missing-them/#comment-1927614

                So if Adept/us wants to be mad at anyone for that, it should be at me.

                • Li
                  Li
                  November 21, 2025 at 8:23 pm | #

                  (Also, like…….. that first link? I’m pretty sure the meanest thing I said was “Cool, so you definitely haven’t read it, much less any of their other texts. But you still feel like you can speak not only authoritatively but condescendingly about that religion. Interesting.”

                  Again: I’m sorry the thread was overwhelming for this person, but a super hostile comment section? Taffy, personally, bullying them? I don’t think so????)

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 21, 2025 at 6:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

          If I’ve singlehandedly caused anyone to become depressed or to self-harm, I’ve yet to hear about it, but if it ever comes up I’ll probably feel pretty bad about that, so I guess the quick answer to your question is “No”. I never claimed to be “on the side of the angels” though, so idk what you’re on about with that part. Anyways don’t you have a homeless person to blame global warming on?

        • Nymph
          Nymph
          November 21, 2025 at 8:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Oooh victim blaming vibes, yummy.

          Taffy doesn’t have to be “on the side of the angels”, a perfect victim, or even a good person (I don’t know them, so I can’t speak to that) to deserve a world where the cops aren’t called to their house by random internet idiots. Bringing up their trolling in the same vein as this assault (an action aimed at causing fear) really is a messed up thing to do.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            November 21, 2025 at 8:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

            I’m gonna be so real right now, it’s become increasingly clear the past few months just how bad of a reputation I’ve built for myself, and it’s 100% earned through my own behavior. It’s something I’ll probably never shake, so I have to just accept that people will assume they’re dealing with the worst version of me at any given moment and learn to be fine with that. While I appreciate the sentiment, you don’t need to defend me. If somebody’s mad at me or rightfully apprehensive, I’m completely fine to just take that.

            • Nymph
              Nymph
              November 21, 2025 at 9:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Fair enough, it was still an incredibly gross sentiment from Adept so I wanted to point that out.

            • Li
              Li
              November 21, 2025 at 9:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Nah, Adept is not someone you’ve hurt. Adept is someone who keeps swanning around claiming to have credentials for various fields and saying embarrassingly wrong things and then being upset when the embarrassingly wrong thing gets pointed out.

              IIRC, Adept also did a whole thread about a month ago shitting ignorantly on Jewish and Muslim beliefs in specific? People called them on it, not particularly politely, en masse, and then the next day they turned up and said that they’d been made to feel suicidal by the responses.

              You weren’t the only person responding to them and it’s extremely weird that they’ve both fixated on you as the sole “perpetrator” of that particular response thread AND that they’re calling it bullying now and pretending they didn’t say a bunch of super offensive shit in that thread about marginalized religious and ethnic groups.

              • Li
                Li
                November 21, 2025 at 9:56 am | # | Reply Report comment

                Like it was typical “I’m glad I’m an atheist and not an idiot” stuff but Adept went out of their way to make it clear they were pretending to know about All Religions instead of just the specific sect of Christianity America makes so inescapable.

                People pointed out that they clearly didn’t know what they were talking about, sometimes rudely, and somehow that became you specifically bullying and trolling Adept, I guess.

                • Li
                  Li
                  November 21, 2025 at 8:37 pm | #

                  I remembered the gist of the incident. Link in an earlier comment. Hilariously Taffy only replied to the thread twice. Just. What in the selective memory hell, honestly.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 21, 2025 at 2:24 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Adept, I’m sorry you have no sense of humor. It must make dealing with life difficult.

        • YourCousinJay
          YourCousinJay
          November 21, 2025 at 7:20 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          absolutely insane take but ok

        • zee
          zee
          November 21, 2025 at 7:23 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          What the fuck is wrong with you.

      • Amós Batista
        Amós Batista
        November 21, 2025 at 8:04 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        I’m sorry about it. Fucking pigs

    • SalmonMax
      SalmonMax
      November 21, 2025 at 12:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Please enjoy your celebretory almonds. I assume you’ll want them shoveled into the hole in your back?

      • Li
        Li
        November 21, 2025 at 1:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Deep cut reference for a deep cut reference!

        Although that particular speech should definitely have been made into a shirt if it wasn’t.

        • Throwatron
          Throwatron
          November 21, 2025 at 3:00 am | # | Reply Report comment

          the shirt should also have a hole in the back

      • BorkBorkBork
        BorkBorkBork
        November 21, 2025 at 4:44 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Oh thank goodness somebody watches Dimension 20. I was almost losing my faith in humanity, and not just because of swatting. I’m not keen to have some sort of incident happen because I was quoting a halfling mailman with a lit molotov cocktail in his mailbag.

        And of course through my back. That way the food isn’t going in the same hole that the words are coming out of.

    • zee
      zee
      November 21, 2025 at 7:17 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Okay I wanna commend your taste in DND actual play podcasts but holy shit, what taffy said. Hope you’re okay big dawg 🙁

  22. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    November 21, 2025 at 12:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Dorothy has some privilege protecting her but Jocelyn and Asma are very vulnerable to retaliation. 10 years ago, I’d have never imagined it but now protesting “Bulmeria” could get you dropped off in…I dunno…East Ruritania.

    Jocelyne is super vulnerable as a trans woman and Asma as a Muslim woman of color.

  23. Cameron Stone
    Cameron Stone
    November 21, 2025 at 12:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

    This just might be the most white conversation ever uttered. Real “no shit” energy radiating off these two! Joyce really should give that medal back.

    • Tequila Mockingbird
      Tequila Mockingbird
      November 21, 2025 at 1:16 am | # | Reply Report comment

      some of us take longer to wake up to the Matrix than others. some never wake up at all.

    • Doribi
      Doribi
      November 21, 2025 at 1:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I am willing to give them some grace, baby steps from the cis white people who as far as I know are not neurodiverse. If you are part of any marginalized group you tend to learn quickly that the system is a mess and that dismantling it is the least one could do, when you are in a position where you have some privilege going on sometimes it takes something to open your eyes, be it seeing first hand how bad the system is (like being at a protest that was peaceful until the police violently cracked down on) or finally seeing the suffering around you by those cast to the periphery of society. Give Dorothy and Joyce some time, while they may be white liberals now they have a chance if they listen to the marginalized and work beside them (not try and play the savior) they might grow into good comrades.

      • nadamás
        nadamás
        November 21, 2025 at 1:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Joyce is pretty much confirmed autistic and while Dorothy is not so much dhe exibit a whole lot of similar traits. Just so you know.

        • eskimolos
          eskimolos
          November 21, 2025 at 4:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

          This is the thing that’s weird to me – when people in the comments are happy to demonise Dorothy and Joyce for the events of the last arc or so, suddenly it’s entirely about them being white liberals, most criticisms boiling down to selfish and cruel, and not about them both being clearly neurodiverse.

          The trouble in their recent background and their traumas, the demons they’re overcoming, all fade into the background. Suddenly they’re two completely well-adjusted, disaffected wealthy white women. That they’re barely 18 is also ignored, even though in criticism of age gap relationships people are happy to point out that the human brain doesn’t finish developing until 25. Why do they suddenly have full mental and emotional faculties? Even if they hadn’t been kidnapped by friends’ parents, watched one of their friends die from trying to defend them while trying to comfort their friend through the gruesome death of her father, who was also their kidnapper? To say nothing of the earlier kidnapping instance where he came onto campus with a gun, which was after one of them was nearly date raped.

          It’s so bizarre the myopia I see often in the comments here, that they don’t get to be fully realised, complicated people with the human tendency to lose sight of others in the face of their own desires, troubles, and fears, because they kissed one another at a protest while they both had boyfriends. “They need to leave their boyfriends!” They leave their boyfriends. “How heartless they are just dropping them like that!” And yet the story moves on, because life moves on.

          “When can we get to anybody else/when will they face proper consequences??” And yet in the storyline we addressed how Walky was handling the breakup, what Asma and Raidah thought of their stunt at the protest, what Sarah and Joe were thinking about it, a confrontation with Daisy over the paper, having to confess to a conservative parent in a bid to save Joyce’s trans sister from having to come out under duress. Also Becky’s feelings, how Becky was after their conversation and how Dina felt about how Becky was, as well as how Amber is holding up. We also had Billie jumping in to be support for Walky, and Alice discussing with Ruth about Billie. In retrospect, we covered a ton of ground! Joyce is and has always been the main character, Dorothy has been a close second main character since they met, and as Willis has alluded, them getting together was built up throughout the duration of the comic. I loved Joe/Joyce, I would have loved to see more of them. That isn’t what we got, and that isn’t unrealistic – this kind of thing happens all the time in high school and uni. I witnessed it myself a couple times between mutual friends. We want the best for Joe as reward for changing himself for the better, but girlfriends aren’t rewards.

          Maybe it’s about time to stop expecting perfection of two traumatised neurodiverse girls under extremely challenging circumstances.

          • Nymph
            Nymph
            November 21, 2025 at 8:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Fun fact! “…the human brain doesn’t finish developing until 25” is a myth, and actually we think the human brain never really “finishes” developing. Or, if it does, it happens much later. This myth came around and started to be quoted by literally everyone based on a study that just… didn’t include any participants older than 25. It wasn’t that their brains stopped developing, it was that the scientists didn’t look at, so didn’t include any information about anyone older than 25.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              November 21, 2025 at 3:43 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              yeah, it’s clear that journalists in corporate news media have no real business interpreting the results of actual scientific research (-_-)

              even in something like, astronomy, if a recent discovery involves figures of “millions” or “billions”, when it’s reported by popular news outlets, the two are mixed up at LEAST 50% of the time X-X

            • Firefly
              Firefly
              November 21, 2025 at 4:45 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              As I understand it, it was a long-term study that followed a group of kids of the same age, which ran out of funding when the kids were 25. Brain development showed no signs of stopping when the study ended, so their conclusion was that brain development continued until at least 25, but when it entered the public consciousness it was misinterpreted to mean basically the opposite.

          • Wendy
            Wendy
            November 22, 2025 at 12:49 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Would like to point out that they can be white liberals AND neurodiverse at the same time. These are not in any way mutually exclusive things. Speaking as an autistic POC, neurodiverse white liberals are perfectly capable of the same levels of selfishness and cruelty that neurotypical white liberals are.

            Not to say Dorothy and Joyce are being outright cruel, because I don’t feel that they are (though I do think that’s arguable). But, selfish? Pretty sure even the writing in the story itself, which is pretty firmly on their side, is at least acknowledging that they are in fact being selfish. Neurodiversity does not justify this.

          • Doribi
            Doribi
            November 22, 2025 at 1:14 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            to be clear, I am not holding their recent actions against them, what’s done is done and given how events played out while not optimal I can see why they made the moves they did, my comment is more on the fact that it tends to take some longer then others to see the system for what it is, and that one always has a capacity to grow, and part of me looks forward to seeing how Dorothy and Joyce will grow from this.

        • Doopyboop
          Doopyboop
          November 21, 2025 at 4:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

          The list of neurotypical characters in this comic is a short one.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            November 21, 2025 at 7:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

            It can’t be that short. There’s
            Sal probably,
            Marcie maybe,
            Does Ruth count,
            you’ve got Billie,
            I guess Mary,
            we could assume Roz,
            Nothing’s been confirmed or denied about Hot Rachel,
            Asher is in the Mafia which I don’t think counts,
            Meredith is just high all the time,
            Jacob maybe
            Sarah’s never really given the vibe
            Ken isn’t anything
            Jason’s just British
            Might be more.

            • Doopyboop
              Doopyboop
              November 21, 2025 at 8:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

              I feel like Sal’s got ADHD like Walky, if only because like him, she too requires doodling dinosaurs on her paper to concentrate (same queen), also definitely PTSD from the hand stabbery. Honestly if we count PTSD as a neurodivergence (which I tend to do because it does rewire the brain) then that also affects a bunch of characters but if we’re fair and don’t count PTSD…

              Ruth has depression she’s being medicated for

              Billie, I don’t know what exactly I’d say she’s got, but she’s got SOMETHING going on.

              The rest, honestly you right. Marcie (if we ignore any potential PTSD from the attack that made her mute), Mary, Roz, Hot Rachel (she’s just got a case of the big mad), Asher (like you said he’s just a mafia bro), Meredith (Mary Jaaaaane), Jacob, Sarah (she’s just a misanthrope), the guy from Street Fighter, and Jason are all gifted the badge of ‘probably maybe neurotypical’.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                November 21, 2025 at 8:53 am | # | Reply Report comment

                Hot Rachel isn’t the big mad one, she’s the short one with purple hair.
                The big mad one is Angry Rachel

                • Doopyboop
                  Doopyboop
                  November 21, 2025 at 8:55 am | #

                  Oh shit, my bad. You’re right, I’d take Hot Rachel out to dinner anytime.

                • Taffy
                  Taffy
                  November 21, 2025 at 9:14 am | #

                  Hot Rachel would be a fantastic date, I think. She seems like she’d enjoy picking up something quick and cheap from a local place and taking it to the park to chat about whatever-the-fuck. My fanfic only gets more explicit from there.

                  Angry Rachel would insist on somewhere nice, and when you got there she’d complain about the decorations like you picked them. And then when somebody came by to ask what drinks you wanted, she’d memorize their face and voice, and if anybody but that person came to take your meal order, she’d lecture them about “You can’t change who you are”, under the impression it was the same person who’d just shapeshifted while you were deciding what to eat.

                • Doopyboop
                  Doopyboop
                  November 21, 2025 at 9:52 am | #

                  Also, when you tip the waiter, Angry Rachel rebuffs the gesture no matter how much you tip, because “you are only tipping to make yourself feel better, you’re doing this for self-gratification”. If you throw your hands up and decide not to tip, she’d be like “oh, so you CHANGED your mind? Sorry, nobody can really change” and she tips the waiter instead, but only with a nickel she had in the bottom of her purse.

          • zee
            zee
            November 21, 2025 at 7:13 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            Kinda hard to write NTs if you’re not one yourself. All characters are shot out of your brain, and if you’re neurospicy there’s gonna be some residue

            Source: I plop out OCS as a hobby and had the slow realization that they’re almost all autistic and/or adhd

            • Doopyboop
              Doopyboop
              November 21, 2025 at 9:05 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              Tis true.

  24. Fail Earnhardt
    Fail Earnhardt
    November 21, 2025 at 12:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I look forward to the 20 year timeskip and the end of the webcomic in which Dorothy is the Castro of the Great Lakes Autonomous Region

  25. Suet
    Suet
    November 21, 2025 at 12:46 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Only a little disillusioned, wake me when she’s very disillusioned if ever.

    yeah it sucks, microsoft isn’t putting the operating in operating system these days

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 21, 2025 at 12:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Meh, I’m over caring about OS. Today is about how fast you can do matrix multiplications and handle massively parallel operations.

      • yak
        yak
        November 21, 2025 at 4:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

        gotta have an OS to do all of that, though. Some matrix multiplier companies don’t even bother putting out drivers for Windows any more.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 21, 2025 at 2:29 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          You gotta have an OS to do all that, but past a certain level, it doesn’t really matter which. It spends a ridiculous amount of compute on making the user interface look pretty; sure, fine, whatever.

  26. Newlland(Henryvolt)
    Newlland(Henryvolt)
    November 21, 2025 at 12:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Specific conservative church folk will say the system is bad when it’s not 100% always working in their favor. They prefer to be the ones running it even though the constitution and the Bible itself says the separation of church and state is vital.

  27. Shakes
    Shakes
    November 21, 2025 at 12:56 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Leather? Talk of destroying the system? Throw in some sunglasses and submachine guns and you got a trans allegory going baby.

    • Doribi
      Doribi
      November 21, 2025 at 1:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Needs more punk rock, monsters and thigh highs, also making estrogen in your bath tub to fund the revolution. will give this current angle a “promising but need work”

      • Doribi
        Doribi
        November 21, 2025 at 1:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I only just now caught the reference you were going for, so I stand by most of it, just change the making bathtub estrogen from funding the revolution to showing more people how deep the rabbit hole goes.

        • Shakes
          Shakes
          November 21, 2025 at 2:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Those pills they hand out gotta come from somewhere.

          • C.T Phipps
            C.T Phipps
            November 21, 2025 at 2:34 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            God Emperor Dorothy will purge the xeno, the heretic, and the psyker.

          • StClair
            StClair
            November 21, 2025 at 7:23 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            The pills are just representations of code injection packages, so… no, not necessarily?

    • QueenofSodor
      QueenofSodor
      November 21, 2025 at 1:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

      tgirl dorothy stocks are on the rise

  28. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    November 21, 2025 at 12:57 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Step 1: Solve Capitalism

    good luck

    • Kyulen
      Kyulen
      November 21, 2025 at 5:47 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Step 2 is realizing you can’t solve capitalism and that we need to end it instead.

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        November 21, 2025 at 6:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Step 3 is realizing that’s not even possible, and instead you have to artificially prop up capitalism, constantly, by nonstop trust-busting and all sorts of heavy regulations. Left to its own devices, competition disappears, and capitalism becomes feudalism.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 21, 2025 at 7:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Is Step 4 realizing that capitalism isn’t the problem and that the same kind of people who gain power by exploiting others under capitalism will find ways to do so under whatever system you come up with.
          That, whatever your basic system, the key is that people have to stay constantly engaged to stay ahead of those trying to exploit it. In industrial capitalism, as you say, that’s things like trust-busting and regulation and unions.

          • Jon
            Jon
            November 21, 2025 at 11:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

            And Step 5 is understanding that not only is Step 4 necessary, but on top of that, as someone observed above, there is no “the system”, there’s a bunch of fixes to issues that have been kludged together. There are multiple systems, some of which work better than others – the penal system, for instance, could use a lot of work, or possibly just being torn down in its entirety and rebuilt along the lines of northern Europe, while the social-welfare systems just need to be bolstered and properly funded. (Food banks supplied entirely by voluntary donations, for example, shouldn’t be necessary. They are currently, but they shouldn’t be.)

          • Big Z
            Big Z
            November 21, 2025 at 4:35 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            I’m reminded of a friend of a friend who wrote the only realistic anarchist novel I’ve ever read. The protagonist followed a pattern more than once of the following:

            1) move to new, uncharted planet, set up a colony beacon and a private police/security subscription service and a set of rules that boil down to “no government, no rules, anarchy forever”.
            2) lots of people move in, everyone’s being good little ancaps about everything.
            3) enough people move in that there are competing police/security companies who all are willing to charter with each other on investigations, how to handle criminals who are someone else’s client, etc.
            4) one of the other companies (or a group of them) ends up being more than the majority of the planet’s police/security, at which point they say “actually, we’re the government now and we are writing a new constitution, and also building some goddamn non-toll roads and such”.
            5) populace mostly shrugs, because hey, taxes-for-infrastructure and “use fees” are about the same thing in the end, in wallet terms.
            6) protagonist grumbles angrily and moves on, go to step 1.

            • Proxiehunter
              Proxiehunter
              November 21, 2025 at 6:58 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              Step one shows a complete misunderstanding of anarchisim. Sorry that I’m not going to be able to see any replies to this but I’m xurrently on public wifi and will have to leave soon. My internet is not due to be fixed until Monday.

              However in short anarchy does not mean no rules, it means no rulers. Coming together as a collective and establishing the rules your collective lives by is an anarchist system.

              Step two explains the problem. Fucking ancaps. It’s debatable wheather they even count as anarchists. Closer to American Libretarians who in my experience absouly do want there to be rulers, as long as it’s people other than themselves being ruled by them.

              • Big Z
                Big Z
                November 21, 2025 at 7:07 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                I mean, I don’t make up the definitions, and I’m not especially comfortable moderating the old “are left-anarchists or right-anarchists the REAL anarchists” debate. 😛

          • yak
            yak
            November 21, 2025 at 6:18 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            Nah capitalism is definitely a very major problem. But, markets themselves are not a problem.

  29. foducool
    foducool
    November 21, 2025 at 1:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

    girl, it all sucks because it fails to keep up with the times, so the cracks start to become more and more visible

  30. Miroku2235
    Miroku2235
    November 21, 2025 at 1:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Hey Joyce, this downtime is the perfect chance to discuss Joe with Dorothy. Just saying.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 21, 2025 at 2:00 am | # | Reply Report comment

      She’s never going to talk to your OC.

    • Shogeton
      Shogeton
      November 21, 2025 at 3:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Before Joyce figures out what Dorothy thinks about this, she needs to figure out what Joyce thinks of this. And to figure that out, she needs to figure out at least what the initial situation is with Dorothy. Because for all she knows, after some days, she’s gonna go ‘actually, no, I don’t think this would work for me’, in which case there’s little reason for her to go ‘Dorothy, Joe asked me to go Poly, but I don’t want to do that, so don’t worry about it’

      Joyce should handle that stuff when she’s ready for it. And that includes she gets some time to bask in the relation she currently has, and set it up to be stable, before she thinks about proposing a serious change.

      Is that fair to Joe? Yes. Joe is not entitled to a fast answer. He’s not tied down. If he is tired of waiting, he absolutely has the right to move on. But he can’t demand Joyce to answer a question like that on his schedule.

      Is that fair to Dorothy? Yes. Joyce isn’t doing anything, not even flirting with Joe. She should absolutely talk to Dorothy before taking actual steps towards creating a polycule, but if she’s in the ‘I’m not sure I even want this’ step, she’s not obligated to report every last thing to Dorothy. Making up her own mind will also means that if and when she should talk to Dorothy, she goes in with some ability to communicate her own desires. (Is this only Joe? Would she be alright if Dorothy were to bring in someone? etc)

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 21, 2025 at 7:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Maybe. OTOH, if Joyce is really still considering continuing her relationship with Joe in some poly form, I think that’s information Dorothy should have. It would be different if this was an entirely new offer and not from the person she was with when she hooked up with Dorothy and who Dorothy thinks she’s made a clean break from.
        This is closer to “I don’t actually want to break up with Joe” and that’s not really report every last thing.

        • Shogeton
          Shogeton
          November 21, 2025 at 8:34 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Don’t agree there. Just because a couple is a couple doesn’t mean they’re entitled full access to every last half baked thought and ‘I don’t know’ consideration. You are allowed to keep something in your inner kitchen to cook, and either decide to serve it later, or just discard it discreetly. (For example, if Joyce ends up deciding she’s not into it and tells Joe no, then she’s not obligated to tell Dorothy at all in my book)

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 21, 2025 at 9:00 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Again, it’s not “just because a couple is a couple”. As I said, this would be different if they were an established couple and this was an entirely new offer from some other guy or even an ex-boyfriend, that would be a different story.

            It’s because this happened when she went to break up with Joe and she let Dorothy think it was a clean break that makes it different. “I don’t really want to break up with Joe, can we try poly?” is a very different situation.

            If she’s already rejected the idea, then it doesn’t matter. If she ends up rejecting it, it’s probably fine, though I think Dorothy would still have a right to be upset if she learned Joyce was seriously considering it when they first got physical and she thought Joyce was fully committed. If she does end up wanting to stay with Joe in a polycule, then it’s a lot harder bringing that up with Dorothy now.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        November 21, 2025 at 2:33 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        The problem with this is assuming that Joyce doesn’t think she HASN’T made the decision already. She’s not CONSIDERING herself in a poly relationship with Joe and Dorothy. She IS in one but just hasn’t told Dorothy.

    • Fail Earnhardt
      Fail Earnhardt
      November 21, 2025 at 4:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

      We’ve been over this. Joe does not exist until biology class.

    • Corey C.
      Corey C.
      November 21, 2025 at 6:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Who is this “Joe” you speak of. Joyce’s love is Dorothy. Only Dorothy exists in Joyce’s universe…

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        November 21, 2025 at 7:01 am | # | Reply Report comment

        People just inventing new characters to complain about, I guess to avoid repetition.

        • Tequila Mockingbird
          Tequila Mockingbird
          November 21, 2025 at 10:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

          I can easily see that becoming the next evolution of toxic fandom. Instead of misinterpreting existing characters in as bad of faith as possible, they will create entire personas that supposedly exist on the margins like Rosencratz and Guildenstern, and project all their rage, cruelty, and malice upon them.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            November 21, 2025 at 3:05 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            Frothing with rage over Becky’s transphobic comments toward Rice Phillip.

            • Clif
              Clif
              November 21, 2025 at 11:20 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              Rice Phillip’s had it coming. And Becky was still reeling from her best friend’s betrayal. But she shouldn’t have just repeated Irving’s comments like that.

  31. Silphael
    Silphael
    November 21, 2025 at 2:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Finally, the sleeper has awakened !

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      November 21, 2025 at 3:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

      And she’s gone jogging!

    • Tequila Mockingbird
      Tequila Mockingbird
      November 21, 2025 at 9:48 am | # | Reply Report comment

      LISAN AL’GHAIB!!!

  32. Arianod
    Arianod
    November 21, 2025 at 3:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Turn out, the system *was* bad, only not in the way your church said.

  33. Bryy
    Bryy
    November 21, 2025 at 3:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Time for them to become The Beastie Boys.

  34. Anna
    Anna
    November 21, 2025 at 3:49 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Amazi-girl mention! Does this mean we might finally get to check in on Amber & learn what caused her injury?

    …also, what store were Joyce & Dorothy trying to go to? Was the leather jacket thing from yesterday’s strip meant to be “I need to buy you a leather jacket RIGHT NOW”? These two have a strange manic energy lately & I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop.

  35. Fail Earnhardt
    Fail Earnhardt
    November 21, 2025 at 4:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

    It occurs to me that I don’t think we’ve ever heard Dorothy discuss political theory/philosophy in a more sophisticated way than basic electoral politics. Is there a way to send a fictional character a copy of Das Kapital?

    • Adept
      Adept
      November 21, 2025 at 5:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Dystopian Sci-Fi from the early industrial revolution? How will that help?

      It depresses me how few ideas we seem to have about how to improve societies.

    • Kyulen
      Kyulen
      November 21, 2025 at 5:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

      If there was a way to send fictional characters to an entire website full of Marxist literature, I would send Dorothy and Joyce the link to marxists.org.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        November 21, 2025 at 5:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Send her stuff about Holodomor and Great Leap Forward/Great Falling on Your face too

        • Fail Earnhardt
          Fail Earnhardt
          November 21, 2025 at 6:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Should we account for every crime against humanity facilitated by capitalism as well or do you only keep score for internet points?

          • Da Boy
            Da Boy
            November 21, 2025 at 6:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

            I keep score for all of my people murdered by communists.

            • ResRam
              ResRam
              November 21, 2025 at 7:01 am | # | Reply Report comment

              That is fine as long as youo also account for the millions murdered by reactionary, antisocialst interventions all over the world.
              Dont forget that Borlshevism, Maoism, even the islamic revolution, late Chavism or the Sandinistas started out as more or less social reformers. And only turned to the most ruthless leadership and police-state methods after being put under enormous, often external antirevolutionary pressures.

              Its not like there have never been reforms, rebellions and revolts against the brutality of authoritarian forces which havent led to better societies.

              • Da Boy
                Da Boy
                November 21, 2025 at 7:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

                Oh I’m not denying that. The issue with communists in particular is a mix of ideological malice and sheer stupidity. They push policies that are just plain dumb and then are surprised when the world verifies their idiocy. Like Mao’s War on Sparrows which resulted in a mass starvation in China (made worse by the fact that he kept insisting on exporting the grain they had too little of)

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  November 21, 2025 at 1:53 pm | #

                  I still remains to be seen how we end up handling Trump.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  November 21, 2025 at 1:53 pm | #

                  *It

                • Da Boy
                  Da Boy
                  November 21, 2025 at 2:03 pm | #

                  Oh Trump… he just jumped out with this new Peace Deal for Ukraine that’s just more Putin ass-kissing… at least from the looks of things his popularity is dropping like a rock so he might get kneecapped in the Mid-Terms.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  November 21, 2025 at 11:21 pm | #

                  We can hope, but it’s far from a done deal.

          • Da Boy
            Da Boy
            November 21, 2025 at 6:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

            You know what? Nevermind, I always get into these fights on here, I think I’ll skip this time after all.

          • Big Z
            Big Z
            November 21, 2025 at 8:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Every system of economic/political organization has been captured by fascists/authoritarians at least once, film at 11.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              November 21, 2025 at 7:05 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              The fundamental key, I think, is how you organize the parts of the system that function to keep the fascists/authoritarians at bay, not so much the underlying system. The checks and balances, if you will.

              Pretending that system itself will inevitably prevent them is a quickly fatal flaw.

        • Big Z
          Big Z
          November 21, 2025 at 8:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Gonna remind everyone that Da Boy (IIRC) lived under Soviet Authoritarianism, and is coming at this from a vastly different place of personal experience than most.

          • Tequila Mockingbird
            Tequila Mockingbird
            November 21, 2025 at 10:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

            This is important context, thank you. Frankly I suspected as much when they said “my people.” I am always willing to lend grace to people who despise certain words and concepts when they have been weaponized against them. It’s adjacent to why despite my own faith, I have zero quarrel with people who disavow Christianity because of past abuse. While the pedant in me could argue that those deeds were not truly and accurately Christian, that the language of faith had been taken in vain… that doesn’t matter to most people hurt by the system.

            • Big Z
              Big Z
              November 21, 2025 at 4:38 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              Ayup. I’ve had similar talks with my current boss, who’s very confused by the online left’s willingness to adopt “Communism” and not “Democratic Socialism” or something… but he’s also from Poland, and his parents were members of Solidarity when that wasn’t a thing you could legally be, so yeah.

              • Da Boy
                Da Boy
                November 21, 2025 at 5:00 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                Yeah this baffles me so much. Western Europe actually Functions and protects people’s rights. Communists states were FAILURES. They did not provide prosperity for the people, they did not provide freedom, all they provided was repression. Why would you pick such abject failure when there is an actual proven and successful alternative Right Next To It.

                • Big Z
                  Big Z
                  November 21, 2025 at 7:11 pm | #

                  Mostly, it’s an artifact of right-wing propaganda — the right-leaning media in the US and much of the least English-speaking first world, at least, spent DECADES referring to every single social democratic or socialist policy as “COMMUNISM!”, and so people who grew up in that system end up with the idea that “Communism” means “basically Norway, right? It’s a synonym for social democratic policies?”

                  Which is why you’ll see so much insistence that the Soviet/ChiCom problem is AUTHORITARIANISM rather than Communism, which is really just a truism because the problems with EVERY system are basically “Authoritarians, the Greedy, or both can capture control of it”, and in the long run the main thing is the systemic resistance to that.

      • Adept
        Adept
        November 21, 2025 at 6:58 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Marx had his heart in the right place, and his warning was timely.

        Every time some revolution has taken him up as their banner, we have gotten something like Lenin’s equally-dystopic rebranding of the Russian empire. I’d enjoy seeing some modern, academically sound take on communism, but as things stand the writings of Marx are not a paths to a sane future.

        The best we have got so far is Nordic style social democracy, heavy on the democracy. A dicatorship of the proletariat is not a sound goal.

        • ResRam
          ResRam
          November 21, 2025 at 7:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Agreed.
          But one has to remember that Marx was 150 years ago.
          A lot of thought and statecraft practice has been developed since then.
          Not all social reform neccessarily leads to right-wing coded police states painted with leftist talking points.
          None the less, power never concedes without pressure. In some cases mass protests and strikes are enough. In some cases the powers that be must be frightened somewhat harder.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 21, 2025 at 7:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Not all social reform certainly. But social reform usually involves working within the system. Or at least with the system from outside – mass movements can both win their own gains and pressure politicians to change laws.

            Leftist revolutions do not exactly have a great track record of reaching the lofty goals they aim for.

            • ResRam
              ResRam
              November 21, 2025 at 8:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

              I know, I know.
              On the other hand leftist reform movements using mass mobilisation and electoral processes?
              Sadly also tend to get supressed in fire and blood quite regularly. Often in this one continent, how was ist called – Monroe-land? 😥
              Especially when they try to control large natural resources.
              Its troublesome.

            • Da Boy
              Da Boy
              November 21, 2025 at 8:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Tearing down a functioning (if flawed) system and having no idea how to build a functioning one usually has this result.

              • Pergola
                Pergola
                November 21, 2025 at 2:30 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                When the Taliban took over Afghanistan, the government functionaries were told “Come in for work tomorrow as usual. OR ELSE.” They kept the machinery running. Then, bit by bit, they changed what they didn’t like.

                • Da Boy
                  Da Boy
                  November 21, 2025 at 2:41 pm | #

                  That goes beyond the System. Taliban could do that because they had a quiet support of the rest of the society. Americans were never going to last, much like Soviets. You can’t just kick the door in and change a society that existed like this for centuries if not millennia without it being willing to change.

          • Jon
            Jon
            November 21, 2025 at 12:05 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            Technological conditions have changed too. Remember that Marx was writing during the early days of the Industrial Revolution. No one at the time could predict what would come later (have you seen some of the projections of The Future from around that time? Apparently we’re all supposed to be traveling around on bicycles suspended from dirigibles by now). The factory floor Marx wanted to free people from is seldom seen outside the third world these days, at least in part due to his work in establishing labor unions (credit where it’s due!).

        • Fail Earnhardt
          Fail Earnhardt
          November 21, 2025 at 10:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

          We do have contemporary academic work with ties to marxism, though none of it is as high-profile as the Frankfurt School guys. Capitalist Realism by Mark Fisher was my introduction, the nonfiction literary style is far less impenetrable than Horkheimer/Adorno jargon. I was in film school, so most of my leftist reading came in the form of culture industry studies or historical materialist nonfiction.

        • UrsulaDavina
          UrsulaDavina
          November 21, 2025 at 6:10 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Social democracy is probably the best option for achieving a long term, fairly egalitarian system. That said, the model has been under attack from people who believe it is too centrist and still empowers the bourgeois elite through compromise. There is some truth to that criticism.

          On the other end of the spectrum, you have outright populist bigots trying to dismantle social democracy by appealing to racist fears, claiming that immigrants and minorities are “stealing” social benefits while secretly planning to eliminate those benefits if they gain power.

  36. yak
    yak
    November 21, 2025 at 4:34 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Knowledge of The System doesn’t automatically give you a tool to take it apart. In fact in many ways you don’t need to know more than the basics.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      November 21, 2025 at 9:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

      But you need to know how the System is running everything so that you can build a different System that won’t crash and burn. Just because you can smash a house down with a hammer doesn’t mean you know how to build a better house.

      • Rosicrucian
        Rosicrucian
        November 21, 2025 at 10:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

        So for starters I wanna say that sometimes what you want is not necessarily the knowledge to build a better orphan-chewing machine. Sometimes you have to acknowledge that nobody wants or needs an orphan-chewing machine.

        That said, Dorothy is very much someone who would fall into the trap of “We have to replace it with SOMETHING.”

        • Da Boy
          Da Boy
          November 21, 2025 at 10:16 am | # | Reply Report comment

          And then everyone dies because no one knows how to produce, process and transport food.

          • Rosicrucian
            Rosicrucian
            November 21, 2025 at 10:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

            I think you are either grossly misinformed on what people who want to smash the system are talking about, or you are arguing in bad faith.

            But for the benefit of the doubt, “the system” is not “civilization.”

            • Da Boy
              Da Boy
              November 21, 2025 at 10:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Oh I know what they want to do. Tear down the socio-economic system and replace it. I’ve seen it happen in Soviet Union and Maoist China. You kill or displace all the people who actually know how things work and replace them with ideological morons more interested in obeying the ideology than actually running things.

              Look up Lysenkoism, dude actually believed that if you plant crops closer next to each other they will do The Communism Thing and share resources. To no one’s surprise Soviet Union got hit with a famine.

              In Maoist China you had the War on Sparrows because they hate grain. Not long after a massive locust disaster hit and another famine happened.

              When people tell me that they are interested in busting the old system down without talking how to replace the Functioning of that system I know it’s going to end in a famine and disaster.

              • Da Boy
                Da Boy
                November 21, 2025 at 10:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

                Ah crap, EAT grain, not hate grain.

              • Rosicrucian
                Rosicrucian
                November 21, 2025 at 11:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

                So much for the benefit of the doubt.

                Your course of study seems to have worked backwards from a desired conclusion.

                • Da Boy
                  Da Boy
                  November 21, 2025 at 11:34 am | #

                  I’m from a post-Communist country. The desired conclusion you speak of was piles of corpses of my people and enslavement for half a century under an incompetent foreign imperial boot.

                • Rosicrucian
                  Rosicrucian
                  November 21, 2025 at 11:43 am | #

                  You’ve just spent considerable effort and words talking past me and arguing against things I haven’t said.

                  Touch grass.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              November 21, 2025 at 6:47 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              Then what is the “system” you want to smash? The government? The economy/capitalism? American hegemony?
              Whatever it is, something will replace it. Probably best to know how to go about designing it before we start smashing.

        • Jon
          Jon
          November 21, 2025 at 3:13 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          You don’t want a better orphan-chewing machine, so maybe learn what makes the machine chew the orphans so that you can build a new machine that doesn’t. Because so far in history, “smash the orphan-chewing machine” without planning further than that has a tendency to just make bigger, better orphan-chewers.

          • Big Z
            Big Z
            November 21, 2025 at 4:41 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            Not to mention the simple fact that the thing that makes “a powerful motor, a funnel, and a pile of sharpened gears” a hamburger mincer, a wood chipper, or an orphan-chewing machine is HOW you operate it, not what it fundamentally IS.

      • yak
        yak
        November 21, 2025 at 6:13 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Well, political science as a topic isn’t really even about the political system as it exists, even in law school you don’t learn so much about the actual laws that exist or court procedure as you do about theories of jurisprudence and argument construction. So that topic is definitely useful for some people to know, just like it’s useful for some people to know how to farm or keep the power grid online or keep a logistical network running. Those people will all retain their knowledge after any upheaval though, the important thing is to make sure they’re able to keep doing what they do, preferably without all the various capitalist leeches and religious extremists that impede them today.

        I guess my point is that if your goal is to destroy ICE, you don’t need to know everything about the history of the DHS and its specific internal workings, you need to know how to get away with crimes.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 21, 2025 at 6:37 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          If you want to get away with crimes, join ICE.
          But doing crimes isn’t going to destroy ICE. If you want to do that, you need to either destroy the current system and rebuild it without an ICE or use the levers of power within the current system to remove it. Either way, knowledge of the current system will still be needed.

  37. Acher4
    Acher4
    November 21, 2025 at 4:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Awwww. :O
    So nice when a plot point and a storyline make everything feel earned.
    The college protest, the girls being there, Dorothy seeing clear as day the evil of a system she didn’t know if she wanted to do anything with anymore. (something she knew ofc but it’s always different up close and personal).
    She is healing… and I truly think in their world, she will one day be the best President ever.
    Even, why not, a United Earth President! 😀

    And having Joyce, her wife, with her in all of this, so much better!
    Two earth shattering revelations, in one moment! Now that’s a good story! 😉

    • Corey C.
      Corey C.
      November 21, 2025 at 6:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

      A World Empress would be more appropriate. Why be a mere president at risk of being voted out every four years when you have a DIVINE RIGHT to rule the planet forever?

      It would also be ironic that the World Empress and the Empress Consort would believe in the Divine Right to Rule even though they’re both atheists.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 21, 2025 at 2:00 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        I used to know what a sequitur was.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        November 21, 2025 at 2:52 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Just make sure to tell her not to make any deals with emotion-fuelled eldritch gods or create 20 half-daemon daughters who’ll lead her armies in the Galactic conquest. You should be fine otherwise.

  38. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    November 21, 2025 at 5:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

    This may be the first strip focused on Joyce and Dorothy in a long time that I’ve actually liked. Glad to see both of them finally realizing that the system is bad and needs to be dismantled.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 21, 2025 at 7:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’m kind of amused by this reaction, not just from you but more generally.

      “Look at these idiots blundering around causing trouble, disrupting protests they’re not even committed to and screwing up their own social circles.
      Oh, they’ve stated a political opinion I agree with, they’re obviously the voice of wisdom now.”

      • Garry
        Garry
        November 21, 2025 at 10:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I don’t think you could have made this comment more reductive if you tried

      • Kyulen
        Kyulen
        November 21, 2025 at 10:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Wow that sure is a lot of stuff me and a bunch of others in these comments didn’t actually say.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 21, 2025 at 2:20 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          I wasn’t paying enough attention. Which part wasn’t said?

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 21, 2025 at 7:00 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Fair I guess. It was really more a vibe from the comments in general than you specifically.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        November 21, 2025 at 6:54 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        RIP good faith (-_-)

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        November 21, 2025 at 8:03 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        I know it’s fun to assume what other actual real people mean in the worst way in these comments, but like…. please don’t.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          November 21, 2025 at 10:32 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          fun?

          HA! I’d rather play video games XD

  39. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    November 21, 2025 at 5:34 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Welcome to the world of complicated and interconnected relationships where everyone is trying to get ahead. Or as they used to say, Welcome to the Jungle.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      November 21, 2025 at 8:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

      We got fun and games!

  40. Corey C.
    Corey C.
    November 21, 2025 at 6:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

    All systems are bad! Anarchy is the only freedom! Money shouldn’t exist! Everyone should do whatever they want with no consequences!

    That’s what DoJo has taught me. Thank you girls for opening my eyes!

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 21, 2025 at 2:02 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Well, I guess as long as you learned something.

  41. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    November 21, 2025 at 6:27 am | # | Reply Report comment

    The downside is that Amazi-Girl’s system is only good as long as the people with all the power are good and fair and don’t have biases of their own. You could easily see a good-intentioned dictator overreaching and doing things like banning recreational drug use (including cannabis, tobacco and alcohol), or instituting something like “parenthood licenses”, which though they do have good arguments for them at times, can be EASILY abused or used to target demographics the person in power doesn’t like.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 21, 2025 at 7:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’m not even sure what Amazi-Girl’s system is supposed to be.

      • StClair
        StClair
        November 21, 2025 at 8:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Find the person responsible for [problem] and punch them until change, or at least catharsis, is achieved.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 21, 2025 at 2:08 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Well, that’s one description, but that’s only half the system. The other half is to write fan/fic and avoid people while changing tiny bits of the world that you don’t like with leat computer skills. Both sides depend on being an extraordinary individual. It’s actually a pretty good system, but as I say, it doesn’t scale.

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        November 21, 2025 at 11:41 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Her DID system, so Amazi-girl and Amber sharing the same body.

  42. EmpressofRobots
    EmpressofRobots
    November 21, 2025 at 8:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    “The Joyce is GROUNDED. We installed this light switch so The Joyce could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could overthrow the carceral state. Now let’s go take that glow stick and pour into Paul’s Mountain Dew. I heard they have to pump your stomach or something…”

    (sorrynotsorry that Strong Bad lives rent free in my brain 20 years after it was relevant)

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 21, 2025 at 9:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Joyce is grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for one million years

      • EmpressofRobots
        EmpressofRobots
        November 21, 2025 at 10:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Joyce furiously researching “Can I still have sex with my girlfriend if I’m grounded?”

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 21, 2025 at 3:06 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          That’s the best time to have sex with your girlfriend, because now it’s forbidden.

    • Sammich
      Sammich
      November 21, 2025 at 11:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

      As soon as I read this I was like “Gasp STRONGBAD”?!

  43. DJ Noodles
    DJ Noodles
    November 21, 2025 at 8:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Joyce is half right. Her church is also bad because the church is also apart of the system.

    • The Rev
      The Rev
      November 21, 2025 at 9:47 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Yeah before I read this, my comment was going to just be “Joyce has learned two things can be true at once.”

  44. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    November 21, 2025 at 10:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Welcome to the revolution, Comrade.

    Maybe don’t go all Marxist-Leninist on us and we’ll be fine

  45. Mishyana
    Mishyana
    November 21, 2025 at 10:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Oh good, Dorothy is going from being a confidently centrist liberal to being a terminally online ‘leftist’. Can’t wait for her to add a hammer and sickle to her bluesky handle and start sanctimoniously lecturing everyone about voting for the Democrat/harm reduction while she pops up to vote for the DSA candidate every 4 years. #TheRevolutionStartsSomedayWhenSomeoneGetsAroundToIt

    • Jon
      Jon
      November 21, 2025 at 12:09 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Hey, did you know there are more than two positions a person can take, politically speaking?

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      November 21, 2025 at 1:01 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Her utterly botching a political awakening would actually be something I’d love to read.

  46. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    November 21, 2025 at 10:49 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Swift Wind: “I kicked open as many stall doors as I could…”

  47. Kyle
    Kyle
    November 21, 2025 at 11:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Conversely, Amazi-Girl doesn’t have a system and what she does do is one bad decision away from being a bad guy.

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      November 21, 2025 at 11:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

      The joke was that Amazi-girl/Amber have DID and different personalities sharing the same host body are called a system.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 21, 2025 at 2:10 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        I am astounded by how high over people’s heads this flew.

        • StClair
          StClair
          November 21, 2025 at 11:40 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          In my defense, while I’m aware of the other meaning(s), I was also referring to what I recall Willis admitting in a previous interview – that they’re sometimes torn between keeping the plot going in a reasonable (or comedically unreasonable) direction vs. succumbing to the cathartic impulse to have A-G just hit people Willis thinks need to be hit.

  48. TheOldBear42
    TheOldBear42
    November 21, 2025 at 11:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Folks on any fringe always have some inkling of the fact the world is messed up. The problem arises when they get fed the wrong solutions to the world’s ills…

  49. Nymph
    Nymph
    November 21, 2025 at 11:46 am | # | Reply Report comment

    The word “system” doesn’t even look like a real word to me anymore. It’s a nonsense letter-salad.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      November 21, 2025 at 3:40 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      I can’t tell if this is supposed to be serious, sarcasm, or a reference to a lot of comments today.

      (genuine ask)

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        November 21, 2025 at 5:24 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        I’m not actually sure how it could be sarcasm, but yeah serious and vaguely referencing the comments (in that a lot of comments had the word in them). I was just in a place where I read the word “system” so many times it stopped looking real.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          November 21, 2025 at 6:02 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          be it “woke” or “Karen” or “system”, so often we find the (mostly white) internet just taking a word and running with it

          ah well, wat ya gonna do 9-9

          • Nymph
            Nymph
            November 21, 2025 at 7:19 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            I don’t see how that’s what’s happening here, to be honest. The word is popping up specifically so much today because it’s the name of the comic, the subject of the comic, and the subject of the alt text.

            In no way was I commenting on it like it was something other people were doing wrong, just making a comment about how words can get a little meaningless if you say them or see them over and over.

            • John Campbell
              John Campbell
              November 21, 2025 at 10:08 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              It’s called “semantic satiation”.

              I made a post the other day where I actually had to stop and check Wiktionary to make sure “distance” was a real word before I hit Post.

              • Nymph
                Nymph
                November 22, 2025 at 12:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

                ooo ty! It’s nice that there’s a word for it.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      November 21, 2025 at 8:09 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Like the system I develop. A true salad.

  50. Smooti
    Smooti
    November 21, 2025 at 12:20 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Yes the system is bad, but mainly for the exact opposite reasons that your church said! And also said church (well, people with the same philosophies of that church) are in charge of that system! All while claiming they’re fighting the system and that they’re the underdogs, somehow. Very straightforward stuff.

  51. Kwyjibo
    Kwyjibo
    November 21, 2025 at 12:32 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Oh man, if I had a nickel for every first year student who thought they were gonna change the world… It’d do me no good because that’s not legal tender here. But I’d definitely have a lot of them.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 21, 2025 at 2:16 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Still potentially useful though. If you combine them with potatoes, you can build a battery.

      And it’s not like you can still buy something for a nickel here. Or at least not since Mike died.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        November 21, 2025 at 2:57 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        You can also put them in a sock and start swinging

  52. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    November 21, 2025 at 2:29 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Time Skip: This is actually the Willisverse Dune timeline.

    God Emperor Dorothy will unleash the Butlerian Jihad after accidentally posting about how she doesn’t approve of AI art.

    Billions die.

    Prescience locked her into the timeline!

    • YourCousinJay
      YourCousinJay
      November 21, 2025 at 3:12 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      I mean it only makes sense this is the direction the story would take

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      November 21, 2025 at 6:22 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Then Dorothy creates twenty genetically modified superhuman Primarchs to lead her legion of enhanced warriors to unify the fractured human race against the Lords of Disorder. These Primarchs are based on her and Joyce’s DNA, but Joyce becomes afraid that Dorothy intends to turn their children into weapons. In response, Joyce launches the Primarchs into space through the Immaterium, scattering them and leaving Dorothy to search for her lost children as she begins her great unification campaign (since “crusade” has extremely negative connotations).

      Dorothy’s most favored daughter, whom she named Amber, eventually betrays her, falling to Disorder and killing Dorothy’s most loyal daughter, Dina, who is part raptor and pterodactyl and has feathers. Dorothy is forced to kill Amber, but she is mortally wounded in the process and becomes confined to a reinforced aluminum chair, sustained by the psychic essence of one thousand individuals per day. Meanwhile, the atheist Empire she founded on truth and logic slowly rots and decays as she is worshipped as a god.

      All roads lead to 40k

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        November 21, 2025 at 8:58 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        The Joyorothy Heresy begins.

  53. AK
    AK
    November 21, 2025 at 3:34 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    You know, when I saw this strip I expected most of the political discussion under it to be insane. I feel like I’m used to people online (including in this comments section) being disproportionately system bad take it apart without engaging in any real way with tradeoffs or the inherent difficulties of organizing people (let alone societies). Instead it has been majority very reasonable people reckoning with how messy it is. Comment section award for being way way better than expected.

    • nadamás
      nadamás
      November 21, 2025 at 6:35 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Probably because the truly bad ones get reproted out.

  54. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    November 21, 2025 at 5:56 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    I am just going to say this. Social democracy, which some might call socialism lite, has from what i have seen has been the least harmful system practiced on the scale of a nation state. Given that post scarcity has not been achieved and market forces are still relevant in the production of resources, social democratic systems have done the most to restrain the worst impulses of capitalism. In my opinion, until true post scarcity is achieved and we become significantly less racist as a species, social democracy is probably the best system we are going to get.

    It is also worth remembering that many nineteenth and early twentieth century utopian political philosophies assumed industrialization would create post scarcity. What they failed to anticipate were the devastating environmental consequences and the globalized expansion of capitalist exploitation.

    This is simply my opinion, based on what I have observed and on various data sets related to governance, economics, and social wellbeing.

    I m not saying its flawless beacuse it isn’t but i dont see us as species forming the UFP anytime soon.

    • Jon
      Jon
      November 21, 2025 at 9:43 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Well, of course we’re not; we’d need to invent FTL and replicators first.

    • Charlie
      Charlie
      November 21, 2025 at 11:41 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      post scarcity is already possible; we have enough food and housing for everyone. it’s just not shared equally because it’s used for profit.

  55. Shakes
    Shakes
    November 21, 2025 at 6:17 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Bunch of Roz’s up here.

  56. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    November 21, 2025 at 8:11 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Nature started to heal, when Dorothy finally kissed Joyce

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