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Carry

by David M Willis on January 14, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - This Is the Way that We Love
└ Tags: dorothy, joe, joyce, leslie, roz, walky

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  1. CandidCanid
    CandidCanid
    January 14, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    A A A A A A H H H H H h H H

    If comics like these start becoming a trend, Willis is going to give me heart attacks solely via his writing. There are only so many characters he can go through before we run out of nervous tension to culminate.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 14, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      Monday:

      Joe: Joyce, I love you.

      Tuesday:

      Mike: Ethan, I love you.

      Wednesday:

      Sal: Fuckface, I love you.

      • Frost Magi
        Frost Magi
        January 14, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

        I’d love to see the Sal one happen lmao

        • Andy
          Andy
          January 14, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

          Maybe if Fuckface bites Malaya

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          January 14, 2018 at 8:13 am | #

          Sal: Just give me a couple minutes to MURDER MALAYA, and we can be together forever…

      • Peter
        Peter
        January 14, 2018 at 6:38 am | #

        Mike wasn’t so much “Ethan, I love you” as “Klytus, I’m bored”.

        • Lieutenant Dan
          Lieutenant Dan
          January 14, 2018 at 6:45 pm | #

          “What plaything can you offer me today” has suddenly taken on new meaning. :-/

      • TheLurkerAbove
        TheLurkerAbove
        January 14, 2018 at 7:20 am | #

        Thursday:

        Fuckface lives up to its name.

        • ozzi
          ozzi
          January 14, 2018 at 9:24 am | #

          Malaya has a mouth baby.

      • Aeron
        Aeron
        January 14, 2018 at 7:33 am | #

        Go on…

      • The_L1985
        The_L1985
        January 18, 2018 at 5:48 pm | #

        How can you NOT love Fuckface? He’s a luttle cutie lizard, yes he is.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      January 14, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

      Did you mean

      Flash! A A A A A A H H H H H h H H

      ?

      –Dave, _see searches related to Queen_

      • Blackbird
        Blackbird
        January 14, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

        Thursday:

        Captain Khan: My Hawkmen, I love you.

        • Lokitsu
          Lokitsu
          January 14, 2018 at 10:57 am | #

          Now DIIIIIVVVEEE!!!!

  2. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    January 14, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    “Just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren’t naked right now.”

    • Rosicrucian
      Rosicrucian
      January 14, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

      Oh good, you’re back.

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        January 14, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

        And using Joyce as an Avatar. Amusingly appropriate, from what I’ve seen… 😜

        • Rosicrucian
          Rosicrucian
          January 14, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

          Well I mean, I heard she was off terrorizing sheep, or something.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        January 14, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

        Where did I go?

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          January 14, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

          Look, I don’t know who told you that you were allowed to take breaks from commenting on here soon after updates, but they were wrong, apparently.

        • foamy
          foamy
          January 14, 2018 at 5:47 am | #

          I feel like there should be a Cotton-Eye Joe joke in here somewhere.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            January 14, 2018 at 8:16 am | #

            Been a long time, been a long time gone

            (Several hours, at least)

  3. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    January 14, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    “I know.”

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      January 14, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      You mean The Empire Strikes Back, but that line just makes me want to play the Yello song.

      • nothri
        nothri
        January 14, 2018 at 1:16 am | #

        Huh? I was thinking SAO Abridged.

        • AndieStardust
          AndieStardust
          January 14, 2018 at 5:46 am | #

          That might be kinda obscure for some people on here, star wars is more spot on, lol

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            January 14, 2018 at 6:42 am | #

            Wait, are you trying to imply people haven’t seen SAO Abridged? That sounds preposterous, are you sure that’s a thing?

            • Lokitsu
              Lokitsu
              January 14, 2018 at 11:00 am | #

              *Googles SAO Abridged*

              Huh, I figured it would be an encyclopedia or something…

              • Jack Spade
                Jack Spade
                January 14, 2018 at 2:06 pm | #

                SAO abridged is my favorite show, and I am so pumped to see them correct the fairy dance arc.

                • nothri
                  nothri
                  January 14, 2018 at 2:44 pm | #

                  I’m impressed how they pretty throughly nuked the incest issue from orbit. Also, explained the main character’s least impressive social traits.

            • Roborat
              Roborat
              January 15, 2018 at 5:37 pm | #

              Well, my guess was close, it had something to do with SAO. Aaaaaand you have given me something else I didn’t need to monopolize what little free time I have. What little I have seen looks interesting so far.

  4. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    January 14, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    No hesitations…

  5. adjudicus
    adjudicus
    January 14, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh, walky, please don’t do this…

    • Ivy
      Ivy
      January 14, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

      Danny looks like he wants walky to do this

  6. Ivy
    Ivy
    January 14, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Screw these people, I wanna see Mike and Ethan make out

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      January 14, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      A strip of panels about Walky and Dorothy’s relationship interspersed with panels of Mike and Ethan making out.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      January 14, 2018 at 1:01 am | #

      Yup. Every once in a while, my libido has terrible taste.

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        January 14, 2018 at 6:44 am | #

        You kidding? Did you see that last panel of Mike? I can totally get why people are seduced by him despite their better judgement. Willis really nailed the art there.

        • Jack Spade
          Jack Spade
          January 14, 2018 at 2:08 pm | #

          Personally I’d attribute Mike’s seduction to the smooth as wine one liners, but sure, that was some nice facework.

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          January 14, 2018 at 5:07 pm | #

          some nice facework

          Especially the parts involving his tongue, ey? 😉

          That said, I did in fact mean that Willis did a great job in having the art portray how well the one-liner was delivered. I really could imagine Mike actually silkily sliding those words out- the words delivered with all his usual confidence and aloofness, but with his usual naughty playfulness suddenly taking on fresh, more inviting tones, and the whole affair tinged with just enough of a new inclusion of teasing tenderness to highlight all his best traits while promising something new and special.
          His usually straight and standoffish demeanor suddenly softening, his hand gently yet firmly sliding to cup your chin, his face flushing with genuine warmth, his breath hot on your cheek..
          And then, your body quivering against his undeniable hold, he leans in to catch you with those assertive eyes, and you see only yourself reflected within them. Slowly, he runs his mouth just over your skin, warmth tickling enticingly across flesh, bringing his lips up to your ear- and then, your flushed body feeling as though it’ll overload in anticipation, his words come commandingly yet invitingly forth..

  7. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    January 14, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Glad he got this out of the way before the other thing he’s about to do.

  8. Rodimiss
    Rodimiss
    January 14, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Dorothy’s face is also what my face looked like.

  9. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    January 14, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Faz the Great cannot take a damn hint, can he.

    “This chart explains why I cannot wait until mid-February the many ways in which I am great.”

  10. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    January 14, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    So is Walky saying this because he actually means it, because he thinks Dorothy would be better off without him, or some combination thereof?

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      January 14, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

      I’m going with:

      He genuinely loves her, and he thinks she would be better off without him, and he is steeling himself up to deliver the “we need to break up for your sake” speech. Whether or not he actually gets to deliver it is in the hands of DYW, but I’m guessing that the narrative arc will best be furthered by him awkwardly getting about halfway through that speech before Dorothy cuts him off with some kind of bombshell narrative escalation.

      • Stu
        Stu
        January 14, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

        Seconded. Alternatively – “Our relationship can be put on hold – I’ve got no problem waiting for a woman like you”, though more in Walky-ese, likely involving a toy getting thrown.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          January 14, 2018 at 8:19 am | #

          Walky’s already exceeded his toy-throwing allotment for the day. If he throws another, he’ll lessen their emotional impact.

          • Achallenger
            Achallenger
            January 14, 2018 at 10:21 am | #

            True, his arm is probably getting tired and that would soften the blow

    • foamy
      foamy
      January 14, 2018 at 5:52 am | #

      Alternatively, because everything is awful: He breaks up with her on the stairs, in a twisted echo of Dorothy breaking up with Danny.

      • adjudicus
        adjudicus
        January 14, 2018 at 6:15 am | #

        Oh god, Willis is so going to do this, isn’t he?

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          January 14, 2018 at 6:56 am | #

          I lost count, but I think it’s been about 51 days since we last had a “Damn You Willis” moment. Seems like we’re about due.

          • Aislashu
            Aislashu
            January 14, 2018 at 8:41 am | #

            We need a “Damn You, Willis!” counter.

            “It has been 51 Days since the last Damn You, Willis.”
            Tomorrow:
            “It has been 0 Days since the last Damn You, Willis!”

            • HeySo
              HeySo
              January 14, 2018 at 9:03 am | #

              Like, every time [X] number of “Damn You Willis” votes are reached for a single strip, the counter resets to 0? That’s.. that’s kinda brilliant. I think we need that.

  11. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    January 14, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    That was supposed to be:

    “…until mid-February to explain to you the many ways…”

    Clearly, unlike Faz, I am not great. Especially in the editing-before-posting department.

    Of course, this will probably all be moot by the time I have posted this correction.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      January 14, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Yup.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      January 14, 2018 at 3:15 am | #

      I am confused. Where does Faz come from all of a sudden?

      • deliverything
        deliverything
        January 14, 2018 at 7:34 am | #

        I’m fairly sure that’s a question that’s frequently asked, along with “And how can we send him back?”

        • Eldritch Gentleman
          Eldritch Gentleman
          January 14, 2018 at 7:38 am | #

          I’d suggest informing Death Watch that there is a Genestealer on the loose.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        January 14, 2018 at 8:21 am | #

        You should take a look at the next book title…

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        January 14, 2018 at 11:03 am | #

        The title for the next storyline has to do with Faz, and originally this strip was showing as being in that storyline.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        January 14, 2018 at 11:27 am | #

        He came from a brief anomaly in the space-time continuum, and presumably that’s where he returned to. Never mind. Nothing to see here. Pay no attention to the accidental foreshadowing.

        And definitely (fnord) do NOT click on the (fnord) “Archives…” navigation menu on the left (fnord) and scroll to the end.

  12. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    January 14, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    YESSSS (until the other foot drops, in which case ;-; )

  13. Keulen
    Keulen
    January 14, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    I really hope Walky has changed his mind about breaking up with Dorothy.

  14. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 14, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    Oh, Walky…

    If only you had someone who loved you back.

    • Peter
      Peter
      January 14, 2018 at 6:36 am | #

      She does love him back, I’m sure. But being with him is not good for her, and he is big enough to see that. And, I feel certain, she is intelligent enough to recognise it, too.

      • JBento
        JBento
        January 14, 2018 at 7:11 am | #

        This is entirely the wrong take. Killing yourself by cramming a 40-hour workload into every 24-hour day is what’s not good for her.

        • Eldritch Gentleman
          Eldritch Gentleman
          January 14, 2018 at 8:47 am | #

          And Walky with his silly cartoons and stuff was the only stress relief she’s been getting. If she looses that she will land in hospital before long.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            January 14, 2018 at 10:41 am | #

            …I was just making a Frozen joke.

            • Eldritch Gentleman
              Eldritch Gentleman
              January 14, 2018 at 11:03 am | #

              You threw a snowball which turned into an avalanche. Good job!

              • C.T Phipps
                C.T Phipps
                January 14, 2018 at 11:38 am | #

                Walky: Let me go, let me go, go away and slam the door.

            • JBento
              JBento
              January 14, 2018 at 11:43 am | #

              It has thawed.

  15. Cholma
    Cholma
    January 14, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

    No, no, Hover Text, it’s “but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!”

    Get your ’80s movie quotes right. ;P

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      January 14, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

      Lasers hit the bunker, and droids surround the base
      Do you really still believe that failing Math class is the worst case?

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      January 14, 2018 at 6:50 am | #

      Yeah, that confused me a bit. I don’t think it’s meant to be an original Walkyverse reference, either..?

  16. Paradoxius
    Paradoxius
    January 14, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

    Anyone gonna mention that tight Queen reference in the alt-text? ‘Cause now “Flash” is going to be stuck in my head for the next twelve hours.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      January 14, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

      Done, and done!

      –Dave, there are far worse things that could be stuck there. Mike will be happy to whisper some in your ear

      ps: I like the quiet continuity of Joe disappearing stage left in panel 3. I also like the subtle indrawn breath Dorothy takes in the last panel. “only what’s necessary”.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        January 14, 2018 at 3:50 am | #

        Agreed on the PSs for this strip’s drawing.

        Also, does Joe’s absence mean he didn’t hear Walky?

  17. Poofdepoof
    Poofdepoof
    January 14, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

    WORRIED

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/02-this-is-the-way-that-we-love/driven/

  18. PB
    PB
    January 14, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

    (HOPEFUL PUPPY NOISES)

  19. Rukdug
    Rukdug
    January 14, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    Well, damn. Guess Valentine’s Day is coming early this year.

    • Fire_daws
      Fire_daws
      January 14, 2018 at 11:08 am | #

      Naw, we’ve got the Billie/Ruth drama bomb to look forward to for that 🙁 I’ve a pre-Damn-you-Willis primed and ready to go.

  20. ninjazaku
    ninjazaku
    January 14, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

    OH NO

    I FEEL LIKE THIS IS GOING TO BE “I LOVE YOU BUT I’M NOT ‘IN LOVE’ WITH YOU”

  21. Deadjolras
    Deadjolras
    January 14, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

    I went from “yay, Joe and Joyce are interacting! He’s even carrying her books!” to “oh no, Dorothy… Wait, ‘I love you’!?” in a matter of seconds so now I’m suffering from major mood whiplash. Willis, please, have mercy.

  22. Yumi
    Yumi
    January 14, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

    In a twist, this strip was actually presented in a nonlinear narrative manner, and the two people Amber is going to break up are Dorothy and Walky.
    Are they fighting or fucking? We still don’t know.

    • gen
      gen
      January 14, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

      Big if true.

    • RacingTurtle
      RacingTurtle
      January 14, 2018 at 2:39 am | #

      Revisiting that strip, I just have to say “I’m not even good at being a jackass” is the Most Depression Sentence Ever.

  23. DrWattson
    DrWattson
    January 14, 2018 at 12:53 am | #

    Right as I was reading this, Power of Love came on in the playlist I was listening to. Poor timing, iTunes shuffle.

    • vlademir1
      vlademir1
      January 14, 2018 at 3:01 am | #

      Was that The Power of Love, The Power of Love or The Power of Love? I mean they’re each very, very different songs and imply vastly different emotional responses.

      • papercurse
        papercurse
        January 14, 2018 at 9:45 am | #

        I’d like to believe it’s this cover of The Power of Love… because it’s pretty cool… and heartbreaking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl6Ery4Q_uE

        • DrWattson
          DrWattson
          January 14, 2018 at 2:31 pm | #

          Believe it or not, you are 100% correct.

  24. brasca1
    brasca1
    January 14, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

    Well as power ballads go you can’t go wrong with Queen.

  25. Danni
    Danni
    January 14, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

    WHA

  26. Lingo
    Lingo
    January 14, 2018 at 1:13 am | #

    31 days and counting down. Ticky tocky Walky.

    • nothri
      nothri
      January 14, 2018 at 1:20 am | #

      What happens in 31 days?

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        January 14, 2018 at 1:22 am | #

        The Valentine’s Day Strip.

        Also, Valentine’s Day.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          January 14, 2018 at 8:30 am | #

          With the anti-Valentine’s-Day events. Seriously, check the archives for what always happens on Valentine’s Day around here.

  27. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    January 14, 2018 at 1:18 am | #

    Careful, Walky.  I told my girlfriend that once and she shot me down like the Red Baron.

    • nothri
      nothri
      January 14, 2018 at 1:18 am | #

      Oooooooh.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        January 14, 2018 at 1:21 am | #

        This made me laugh so much.

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      January 14, 2018 at 6:48 am | #

      And now I want pizza, you jerk. 😐

      (:P)

      • Mitsukara
        Mitsukara
        January 14, 2018 at 7:30 am | #

        She frowned like Freschetta’s,
        Told him off like Totino’s,
        Tossed him out like Tony’s,
        Ditched him like Digiornio’s,
        and didn’t even stop to ask what he wanted on his Tombstone….

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          January 14, 2018 at 8:43 am | #

          ..and so he ended up out of Amy’s Kitchen, by way of Newman’s Own and a Screamin’ Sicilian, into a California Pizza Kitchen?

    • jy3
      jy3
      January 14, 2018 at 1:32 pm | #

      Did it go something like this?

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        January 14, 2018 at 9:10 pm | #

        ot exactly, ut either wa it was a shot to the heart.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        January 14, 2018 at 9:11 pm | #

        Not exactly, but either way it was a shot to the heart.

  28. nothri
    nothri
    January 14, 2018 at 1:18 am | #

    ……What?

  29. nothri
    nothri
    January 14, 2018 at 1:20 am | #

    Dorothy knowing Walky the way she does should either immediately ask “What did you do?” or just start running for a bombshelter without another word.

  30. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    January 14, 2018 at 1:24 am | #

    So Walky FINALLY tells Dorothy he loves her, after all that prodding and him refusing to say it for so long.

    … RIGHT AFTER he accepts on garbage roof that he’s going to have to break up with her.

    ….

    Dorothy’s right. She’s in love with an idiot.

  31. Randrius
    Randrius
    January 14, 2018 at 1:49 am | #

    And… Boom goes the dynamite…

  32. Sporky
    Sporky
    January 14, 2018 at 1:54 am | #

    I usually don’t think of saying “I love you” as a bad thing, but this is definitely a bad “I love you”.

  33. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 14, 2018 at 2:11 am | #

    Hey, hey, HEY WALKY!!! That’s not the kind of language we expect from a leading garbage roof member!!!

    …also, I’m proud of you, little buddy.

  34. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    January 14, 2018 at 2:26 am | #

    Dorothy: I said, *not now,* Walky!!

    (Okay, that’s totally not her response, but in an(other) alternate universe . . . .)

  35. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 14, 2018 at 2:26 am | #

    “Three hours? You can get plenty of studying done in three hours”

  36. Johnnyo
    Johnnyo
    January 14, 2018 at 2:34 am | #

    Do you write these mouseover texts when you draw the comics? Because the whole ‘save the world’ thing on the day after the entire state of Hawaii briefly thought the world was ending is almost too perfect.

  37. CJ
    CJ
    January 14, 2018 at 2:35 am | #

    Suddenly the hovertext doesn’t work on my iPad 🙁.
    What is driving Dorothy? Did she come to the conclusion she has to drop Walky and is trying to avoid the issue? Is she grappling with severe self-doubt because she’s “failing”? What is going on in her head.
    (And Willis let us hanging about Leslie. It was such a nice preview panel, promising good things in Leslie’s life.)

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      January 14, 2018 at 2:48 am | #

      “but we only have three hours to save earth” <= hovertext

    • CJ
      CJ
      January 14, 2018 at 3:02 am | #

      Thanks.

  38. Keulen
    Keulen
    January 14, 2018 at 2:44 am | #

    The alt text made me think of this song. I literally haven’t listened to that in years.

  39. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    January 14, 2018 at 2:47 am | #

    Dang smash cut to other subplot.

  40. Jay
    Jay
    January 14, 2018 at 2:50 am | #

    DON’T MAKE ME CRY. DON’T DO IT WILLIS. I’M WARNING YOU.

  41. miz
    miz
    January 14, 2018 at 2:54 am | #

    unrelated

    but when did willis change the way he draws walky’s hoodie? for some reason my brain can’t parse it as a hood. more like…a chunky cowl neck. with strings, i guess.

    it’s not necessarily a bad look but it’s very different from how it used to be

    • miz
      miz
      January 14, 2018 at 3:08 am | #

      i mean, dorothy is literally also wearing a hoodie in this very strip and hers is drawn the old way so what’s with walky’s. is it SUPPOSED to be some kind of turtleneck hoodie? we’ve seen it from the back and it’s definitely got some kind of hood. this is so irrational but it’s gonna bug me forever. WHAT’S WITH THE HOODIE.

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        January 14, 2018 at 3:24 am | #

        Some hoodies have differently-shaped hoods.

        • miz
          miz
          January 14, 2018 at 4:47 am | #

          and as always, the simplest explanation is the one that will make me feel dumb

      • Pat Myers
        Pat Myers
        January 14, 2018 at 9:43 am | #

        I think he’s wearing a high collar hoodie. If he pulled it up over his head, the bottom front would be covering his chin. He would look like some anime mage.

        Please put your hood up, Walky.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          January 15, 2018 at 5:47 pm | #

          Or look like Kenny.

  42. Ainara
    Ainara
    January 14, 2018 at 3:09 am | #

    …Awww?
    Can I awww about this? This is a good thing, right?

  43. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 14, 2018 at 3:09 am | #

    I think that there are two distinct ‘Aww!’ moments here. The obvious one is Walky and Dorothy and I strongly hope that both of them use this realisation to move away from destructive and self-loathing behaviours.

    The other is Joe and Joyce. I think that she’s the first woman whom he’s become attracted to mostly on an emotional level rather than a physical level (mostly because his initial physical approach was rejected). He’s trying to be a friend right now and it’s actually quite funny how Joyce is trying to keep independent even when she needs help.

    I wonder if Joe is trying to protect Joyce from Sarah’s schemes by giving Joyce an alternate boyfriend?

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      January 14, 2018 at 3:29 am | #

      Walky said it about Dorothy (to) Becky way back when Becky came on the scene. I was wondering if he ever said it directly to Dorothy.

      Looks like a bombshell dropped.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      January 14, 2018 at 4:08 pm | #

      That same thought (about Joe trying to distract Joyce from Jacob and thus foil Sarah) has crossed my mind . . .

  44. kitty
    kitty
    January 14, 2018 at 3:23 am | #

    im still shook over about joyces toenail

  45. Stoodmuffin
    Stoodmuffin
    January 14, 2018 at 3:46 am | #

    That’s not breaking up. Unless you were going to do it in one of the worst possible ways

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 14, 2018 at 11:02 am | #

      Smarting of Age: A webcomic about always making the best choices by David “thank you” Willis.

      • Clif
        Clif
        January 15, 2018 at 12:50 pm | #

        What? You mean this isn’t the best of all possible worlds?

  46. Stoodmuffin
    Stoodmuffin
    January 14, 2018 at 3:46 am | #

    HOPE YOU STICK WITH THIS MOTIF AND NOT YOUR ROOF ONE.

  47. CJ
    CJ
    January 14, 2018 at 4:00 am | #

    Panel one was published as the preview panel for tomorrow. Was a strip withdrawn?

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      January 14, 2018 at 4:11 am | #

      I just changed the order.

  48. Goki
    Goki
    January 14, 2018 at 4:04 am | #

    Remember the last time someone said they loved her…… it did not end well. I hope Walky didn’t Danny himself just so she would dump him on purpose. Dang it man, not like this….

  49. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 14, 2018 at 4:28 am | #

    “But it’s time we stop this”

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      January 14, 2018 at 4:29 am | #

      (also : well played, alt text. Well played.)

  50. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    January 14, 2018 at 4:44 am | #

    “I love you. That’s why we have to split.”

    Points for not buggering off like a ghost.

  51. BeatleJWOL
    BeatleJWOL
    January 14, 2018 at 5:15 am | #

    #unexpectedflashgordon

  52. JBento
    JBento
    January 14, 2018 at 7:11 am | #

    But… these are the wrong stairs for a break-up.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      January 14, 2018 at 7:33 am | #

      Aha! THAT explains why he said “I love you” instead.

      • JBento
        JBento
        January 14, 2018 at 11:41 am | #

        And tomorrow we’re going to get a version of “it’s not you, it’s me”, aren’t we? At least this time, it’s meant.

        I mean, it’s not TRUE, but it’s meant.

  53. JBento
    JBento
    January 14, 2018 at 7:13 am | #

    Shiiiit, how did I not know of this until now?:

    https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/space-odyssey-the-video-game-science/x/18008780#/

    Does anyone know when this campaign ends? I can’t find an end date in this thing.

  54. moo
    moo
    January 14, 2018 at 10:45 am | #

    Aw, this is so sweet and sad. Dorothy’s shock reminds me of how she talked about not wanting a serious relationship because of transferring to Yale, becoming President, saving the world, and so on.

  55. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    January 14, 2018 at 11:37 am | #

    What should happen next is Ashton Kutcher stepping out and going, “Dorothy, you have been punked!”

  56. Micki
    Micki
    January 14, 2018 at 11:52 am | #

    What a whirlwind past couple of days, Willis!

  57. Puckish Rogue
    Puckish Rogue
    January 14, 2018 at 7:54 pm | #

    As much as i want to see Joe and Joyce together its now looking, to me anyway, like Joe is thinking and acting more like a big-brother

    Which is good but it means a romance will be way off in the future plus it could lead to Joe becoming over-protective and smothering

    Nope no personal experience with this at all…

  58. Rowen Morland
    Rowen Morland
    January 17, 2018 at 11:37 am | #

    Those benches (and the foliage you can see through them) came out really nicely.

    • Rowen Morland
      Rowen Morland
      January 17, 2018 at 11:38 am | #

      Actually there is something about panels 3-4 where the background just looks really awesome. I think the colours and the perspective are just really selling it.

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