Dumbing of Age Book Twelve

Dumbing of Age

A college webcomic by David Willis
RSS
‹
›
  • Home
  • About/Read before posting
  • Archive↓
    • by calendar
  • Cast
  • Store↓
    • Main Store (books and stuff)
    • T-shirts
  • Patreon↓
    • Patreon (regular)
    • Patreon (NSFW)
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
smash cuts are never good news
First Previous Random 162Comments Share Next Latest
Reddit Digg Facebook MySpace Delicious Stumbleupon Buzz Up! Mixx Technorati Google Bookmarks Yahoo Bookmarks Yahoo MyWeb Windows Live Propeller FriendFeed Newsvine Xanga LinkedIn Blinklist Twitter
Discover more Hiveworks comics
The Otherknown
Lorian Merriman
Chandra is a 12-year-old accidental time traveler with a reluctant new dad, who happens to be a member of a feared galactic crime syndicate.
Countdown to Countdown
Velinxi
Iris Black is a self-proclaimed inventor with the curious ability to bring his drawings to life, and yearns to find a space where he can use his powers freely.
Slightly Damned
Chu
Rhea Snaketail returns from the dead, befriending a Demon who falls in love with an Angel. The afterlife ain't what it used to be!
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Namesake
Isa, Meg
There's ghosts at your heels and fairy tale worlds ahead. What do you do? Jump down the rabbit hole!
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Paint the Town Red
Windy, Winter Jay Kiakas
Winona runs a werewolf shelter with partner in crime, Odile in the Gothic city of Merlot. One day they take in an injured vampire, and soon unravels many of the dark secrets of Merlot.
Beeserker
TJ Cordes
This comic is about a robot powered by bees, but it's also about the kind of people who think filling a robot with bees is a good idea, and why they're wrong.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Blindsprings
Kadi Fedoruk
Tamaura, wrested into a world 300 years in the future, must find a way to save the magic fading from her country.
Fantomestein
Beka Duke
Desperate for companionship, Frankenstein's Monster pretends to be the Opera Ghost. A grave mistake.
Mac Hall
Matt Boyd
The legendary early-aughts webcomic that inspired a wave of webcomic creators.
2 Slices
RJ Morel
After a case of mistaken identity, will awkward Daisuke find help from excitable Mamo, or will his love life be thrown completely off track?
BOOKMARK
Click "Tag Page" to bookmark a page. When you return to the site, click "Goto Tag" to continue where you left off.
Goto TagClear Tag


BUFFER WATCH Comics are currently drawn and uploaded through:

May 12, 2026

Gig

by David M Willis on April 24, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Sometimes the Sky Was So Far Away
└ Tags: becky, dorothy, robin

Discussion (162) ¬

[ Comments RSS ]
  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    April 24, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    whoops

    maybe no one will see that

    (also, Dotty, you know you can CURATE your resumé, like… I don’t bother listing the one month I ironed pants for a company that no longer exists)

    • Batz
      Batz
      April 24, 2019 at 12:45 am | #

      I hear that.
      I did inventory for a small, southern department store that no longer exists. Best (and first) job I ever had.
      Worst job? Also working for a department store. A much larger and more infamous one, that shall remain nameless. Also for exactly one month.
      Neither of those ever makes it to my resumé.

    • vlademir1
      vlademir1
      April 24, 2019 at 2:37 pm | #

      More accurately, you are expected to curate your resume and tailor what is included to highlight the skillset that best matches the job you’re trying to get and shows off other traits that will make you an asset to the specific organization (be that company, campaign, nonprofit, etc) you’re trying to get that job with and nothing superfluous. Being able to do that well is one of the things that they look for as part of the hiring process when an actual resume is expected as part of the process.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    April 24, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    “What am I bid?”

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      April 24, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

      Common stock, prefered stock or laughing stock?

      • Batz
        Batz
        April 24, 2019 at 12:45 am | #

        Soup stock.

        • LookingIN
          LookingIN
          April 24, 2019 at 1:32 am | #

          stock photos

          • Astaphe
            Astaphe
            April 24, 2019 at 4:10 am | #

            To the stocks with you!

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              April 24, 2019 at 10:56 am | #

              I don’t put stock in these puns.

              • Ana Chronistic
                Ana Chronistic
                April 24, 2019 at 11:39 am | #

                Taking stock of the sinventory

                • Gojira
                  Gojira
                  April 24, 2019 at 11:51 am | #

                  Mock my stock and I’ll clean your clock!

                • Geneseepaws
                  Geneseepaws
                  April 24, 2019 at 1:48 pm | #

                  I dunno, Birken stock?

  3. Danielle
    Danielle
    April 24, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    becky you idiot lesbian

  4. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    April 24, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Off-topic: The Maple Leafs were eliminated tonight, so we can continue making jokes about Ruth’s hoodie and shirt. Okay, her complete taste in hockey teams.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 24, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      Leafs jokes are timeless.

      • Steve
        Steve
        April 24, 2019 at 12:12 pm | #

        Leafs jokes can make it into summer.

        Unlike the Leafs.

    • John Smith
      John Smith
      April 24, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

      No true Leafs fan expected any different.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      April 24, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

      It may still be April, but Fall has come for the Leafs.

      • Rex Vivat
        Rex Vivat
        April 24, 2019 at 2:57 am | #

        It’s fall in the lower hemisphere, everything fits.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      April 24, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

      As I said in yesterday’s comment field: This is not a good time for Ruth to be able to have feelings again.

      • C.
        C.
        April 24, 2019 at 11:30 pm | #

        It’s October of this year in the strip currently, so the Leafs are just beginning their season.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      April 24, 2019 at 12:35 am | #

      I’m curious if any commenters here became hockey fans due to Ruth’s loyalty to the Leafs.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        April 24, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

        Hockey fans, or Leafs fans? Wiiiiide gulf there.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          April 24, 2019 at 12:41 am | #

          Hockey, I mean. Leafs would be too specific, among other things.

          • ValdVin
            ValdVin
            April 24, 2019 at 12:56 am | #

            To become a Leafs fan one would really have to like Ruth and have a masochistic streak. And not like the one I have, in which I’m waiting for the Quebec Nordiques to come back.

            • JessWitt
              JessWitt
              April 24, 2019 at 1:22 am | #

              Hence what I hinted at by “among other things.”.

            • LookingIN
              LookingIN
              April 24, 2019 at 1:38 am | #

              It’s no different than being a Cleveland Browns fan, it’s just part of life to expect the worst, hope for the worst, but realize that the team will always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory*

              *spoken as a Red Sox fan who has lived futility prior to 2004 😀

              • TheCerpent
                TheCerpent
                April 24, 2019 at 10:31 am | #

                I used to live in Kansas, and I remember one sports joke from that time period:

                What does a Kansas City Chiefs fan do when their team wins the Super Bowl?

                They turn off the XBox and go to bed.

                • LookingIn
                  LookingIn
                  April 25, 2019 at 4:16 am | #

                  Super Bowl III…AKA the Chiefs of the AFL beating the NFL champions.

                  there’s a lot of teams that have no right to joke about Super Bowls, especially ones whose teams have never appeared in one(Jaguars, Browns, Lions, and Texans) or won one(Bills, Vikings, Falcons, Bengals, Panthers, Cardinals, Chargers, Cardinals, Titans).

            • foamy
              foamy
              April 24, 2019 at 4:06 am | #

              Bettman’ll put five teams in Florida before Quebec City gets a team again 🙁

              • Hilzabub
                Hilzabub
                April 24, 2019 at 5:59 am | #

                But there’ll be a team in Quebec City before the Leafs win the Cup

            • Liquid Len
              Liquid Len
              April 24, 2019 at 9:11 am | #

              Quebec will get a team before the Whalers ever return to Hartford!

              • ValdVin
                ValdVin
                April 24, 2019 at 6:23 pm | #

                Surprise: I have been living in CT all my life. Nutmeggers can’t do without their regular infusion of Whaler merch; it outsells all the other NHL stuff here combined.

  5. Yumi
    Yumi
    April 24, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    She’s LGBT all at once.

    • Batz
      Batz
      April 24, 2019 at 12:46 am | #

      A true child of the Millennium.

    • LookingIN
      LookingIN
      April 24, 2019 at 1:39 am | #

      lesbian ginger blushing teen? 😀

      • DonDueed
        DonDueed
        April 24, 2019 at 6:40 am | #

        Where’s the Damon like button?

        • DonDueed
          DonDueed
          April 24, 2019 at 6:41 am | #

          And the edit button? Damn…

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        April 24, 2019 at 11:56 am | #

        That comment right there. That’s perfection.

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        April 24, 2019 at 6:58 pm | #

        Girl in a plaid shirt! Lesbian power!

  6. Regalli
    Regalli
    April 24, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    … Of course.

  7. Meagan
    Meagan
    April 24, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    So how much time has passed between panel 4 and panel 5?
    And damn, this IS gonna affect Becky’s life.

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      April 24, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

      Hmmm, maybe about 15 minutes? They did have to drive to the location, they just did that briefing stuff on the way to the stage…

      The other 6 times Robin ate at Glaslows she had to figure out last second what her big announcement was, so she just went with whatever Becky last posted anyway… 😜
      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/03-sometimes-the-sky-was-so-far-away/stunt/

    • sunflowerofice
      sunflowerofice
      April 24, 2019 at 12:57 am | #

      probably a few hours? she had to finish her shift cause i dont see her asking to get out early.

    • 1958fury
      1958fury
      April 24, 2019 at 10:23 am | #

      If DOA Robin is anything like Shortpacked Robin, about 8 seconds.

  8. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    April 24, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Cover — blown.

  9. NF
    NF
    April 24, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Becky has perilously entered the maelstrom that is Robin’s life, batten down the hatches.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 24, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

      What’s the over/under on this cyclone sucking Leslie back in before it’s over?

      • ProfessorDetective
        ProfessorDetective
        April 24, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

        1-in-3-ish, I’d say.

        • Solenoid
          Solenoid
          April 24, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

          1-in-1, my guess.

          • Clif
            Clif
            April 24, 2019 at 1:03 am | #

            I mean, how could it not?

  10. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    April 24, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Becky: “Yep, that’s me up there. You’re probably wondering how I got here in the first place.”

    Us: You stole Representative DeSantos’ phone.

    Becky: “Well you’re no fun.”

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      April 24, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

      No, she only stole her identity. Robin handed Becky her phone.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 24, 2019 at 7:05 am | #

        She’s retroactively been posting with Robin’s permission from the start. It’s almost true even – her first post was with Robin’s knowledge and tacit permission.

        She should get back pay. That would make it official.

  11. AeromechanicalAce
    AeromechanicalAce
    April 24, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    I believe Alucard Said it best:

    You done Goofed.

  12. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    April 24, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    Curses, foiled again.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 24, 2019 at 1:02 am | #

      If you deal with Becky there WILL be shenanigans. No exception.

      Only… the same is true for Robin.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        April 24, 2019 at 1:03 am | #

        Becky is NOT used to be the adult in the room, is what I’m saying.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          April 24, 2019 at 7:05 am | #

          But who has a better chance of handling Robin?

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            April 24, 2019 at 7:20 am | #

            I think we are about to find out how good (or not) Becky is at it.

  13. MaximumZero
    MaximumZero
    April 24, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    I see that everything is going according to plan keikaku.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      April 24, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      Cake? Where?

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        April 24, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

        It occurs to me that reference loses something without being said by DBZA Goku. Oh well.

        • Kavonde
          Kavonde
          April 24, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

          I got it!

          (Shut it, Nappa.)

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        April 24, 2019 at 2:45 pm | #

        The keikaku is a lie!

    • Alice Macher
      Alice Macher
      April 24, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

      Keikaku, huh? Does that mean Becky’s only way out of this mess is to obtain a Death Note and write Robin’s name in it?

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        April 24, 2019 at 1:03 am | #

        Nah. All she needs is to take a potato chip. And EAT IT!

  14. BBCC
    BBCC
    April 24, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

    Damn, Robin didn’t lose any time on tokenizing her, did she?

    This oughta be interesting. I want popcorn.

  15. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    April 24, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

    Dorothy, I think she should still have respect enough for her current job to give notice to them. And if she isn’t sure that Robin can win then not quitting is a good idea.

    That being said, Becky you way underestimated what this was going to entail. The comment section would like to say we told you so.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      April 24, 2019 at 12:48 am | #

      I mean, the thing is, “give notice” usually requires two weeks, and by then this new job’ll be basically over.

  16. Lawzlo
    Lawzlo
    April 24, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    “I’ve made a huge mistake.”

  17. jmsr7
    jmsr7
    April 24, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    <>

    • jmsr7
      jmsr7
      April 24, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      **spittake**

  18. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    April 24, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

    You know what I legit wonder what the reaction would be in actual media news covering this reveal. No really imagine it’s 2020 if someone like Ted Cruz doesn’t manage to hire anyone for his campaign and then he comes out with an announcement.
    “Everyone I would like to introduce to you my new campaign manager, this random homeless kid.” God knows what mockery would come next.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      April 24, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

      To be fair we would need a politician who also fucked up and subsequently fired all their staff first for this scenario to happen. But yeah I would still expect mockery.

    • ProfessorDetective
      ProfessorDetective
      April 24, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

      ‘This random homeless GAY kid’, I might add. The Repubs would be looking at him like he’d lost his damn mind and the Demos… would be looking at him like he’d lost his damn mind. And then some would get cautiously optimistic.

    • ShinyNeen
      ShinyNeen
      April 24, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

      Dunno about the media but, with just that context? My first thought would definitely be “that poor kid!”.

      What a position to be stuck in.

      • DSL
        DSL
        April 24, 2019 at 4:13 am | #

        Context and empathy are not survival traits among my former professional brethren.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      April 24, 2019 at 7:11 am | #

      Absent everything else, it would probably be seen as a desperation move from a failed candidate.
      In context, it might get even creepier. Let’s say Cruz had been caught smooching a guy, reversed his positions on LGBT rights and then took a gay teen boy “under his wing” as campaign manager. There will be assumptions made.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 24, 2019 at 7:14 am | #

        And when the media digs deeper and finds Becky is living with the teacher Robin was caught smooching …

        • Sunny
          Sunny
          April 24, 2019 at 12:01 pm | #

          Then again, Becky will be happy to inform them that she has an awesome dinosaur girlfriend and until they marry there will only be handholding and smooching because anything more than that is against god’s word. People wouldn’t know what to think.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            April 24, 2019 at 12:49 pm | #

            “Live on CNN. What is a ‘kapoodle’. Experts disagree. Teenagers snigger.”

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      April 24, 2019 at 9:43 am | #

      Barney Frank lived with a prostitute who ran a brothel out of his home. The media largely yawned.

  19. Thores
    Thores
    April 24, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

    I wonder if Robin leaning in on the “homeless” bit means that Becky didn’t opt for lodgings in her “pick two out of three” negotiation. I was worried that maybe she chose not to make Robin promise to change her policies for real, since she thinks they’re going to lose anyway.

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      April 24, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

      But “taking under my wing” suggests that Becky might be living with Robin now and she chose against the agenda. After all, Becky doesn’t think Robin will win. Why make a pinata vote differently if you can make it give you housing? If Becky was serious, she may have picked housing as #2, thinking the agenda wouldn’t come up after she loses in three weeks. But now this could backfire…

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        April 24, 2019 at 2:23 am | #

        “Under my wing” could also refer to the campaign, at least that’s how I read it.

    • Prior Semblance
      Prior Semblance
      April 24, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

      Personally I would have gone with the home because if you already believe that Robin would betray the campaign that got her elected then can you really trust her to keep any verbal promises?

    • DonDueed
      DonDueed
      April 24, 2019 at 6:53 am | #

      By the same argument, in three weeks she’d be homeless again too.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 24, 2019 at 7:13 am | #

        Unless you get an apartment paid up front until next semester starts.

        But I assume she’s still living with Leslie.

  20. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    April 24, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

    Well, this is going to get screwy.

    • Clif
      Clif
      April 24, 2019 at 1:09 am | #

      Going to get?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 24, 2019 at 2:24 am | #

      Robin is involved. She might not have super-speed, but hijinks will ensue.

  21. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    April 24, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

    Also you got to wonder who’s watching this coverage right now. Everyone back at the campus? The Brown family and the rest of her home town? Her dad? (They still allow TV in prison right?)

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      April 24, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

      Robin picked a helluva a moment to stop calling her staffers “aide” and “you”.

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        April 24, 2019 at 12:44 am | #

        For some reason that made me imagine Becky trying to conceal her involvement with Robin by maintaining a disguise/alter ego during public events, and I’m a little sad we didn’t get to see that happen.

        I mean, it’s wildly unrealistic and narratively unnecessary, but… it’d be peak hijinks!

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          April 24, 2019 at 1:00 am | #

          “ALLRIGHT, STAFF. Which one of you is the lamp and which one is the lesbian?”
          “…I’m the lamp?”
          “Great! I’m offering you a promotion. I see a bright future ahead of you.”

        • Newllend(henryvolt)
          Newllend(henryvolt)
          April 24, 2019 at 1:01 am | #

          Just imagining her buying a realistic looking parrot mask and going by that name “Tweety”…. God I’m just having fun with this.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 24, 2019 at 12:59 am | #

      Hah!

      “Change the channel.”
      “Shut up, MacIntyre. This is interesting.”
      “CHANGE THE CHANNEL.”
      “Huh… Becky MacIntyre… a relative of yours, ToeJerk?”*
      “JUST TURN OFF THE BLOODY TV.”

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        April 24, 2019 at 11:28 pm | #

        I envision Toedad seeing the new conference and his head exploding like Richmond Valentine’s minions in “Kingsman: The Secret Service”.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      April 24, 2019 at 2:31 am | #

      Given the circumstances under which Robin lost the RNC’s endorsement, I’m pretty sure that this will cement in the eyes of Carol Brown and those who think like her that there is some kind of devilish conspiracy afoot!

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        April 24, 2019 at 10:58 pm | #

        Considering Joyce’s mom thinks Obama is the antichrist and that Trump is a “good person”… yeah, Carol is dumb.

  22. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    April 24, 2019 at 12:38 am | #

    Aww, Dorothy. I love that she’s all “You’re everywhere I want to be! How are you not set for life!?” to Becky. It’s familiar and, um, maybe a little sobering? Hmm.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 24, 2019 at 12:57 am | #

      Yup. Nothing like seeing your dream with outside eyes.

  23. oh no
    oh no
    April 24, 2019 at 12:38 am | #

    As a shy introvert this is fucking terrifying

  24. Screwball
    Screwball
    April 24, 2019 at 12:41 am | #

    A quick message to Mr David Willis, I had to close the tab with DOA in it 3 times on my mobile before I could actually read it cause a giant Optus (Australian telecommunications company) ad popped up. Couldn’t shut it down, so had to close the tab and try again…

  25. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    April 24, 2019 at 12:46 am | #

    If Becky is living at Robin’s house, no one in the world will believe she’s not fucking her.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      April 24, 2019 at 12:58 am | #

      Dina would.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        April 24, 2019 at 1:06 am | #

        Dina would wonder.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          April 24, 2019 at 1:18 am | #

          Dina knows she’s a rebound.

  26. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 24, 2019 at 12:47 am | #

    I love Becky’s dry comment in Panel 3, and it’s a good demonstration of how easy it is to be blinded by your own privilege.

    For Dorothy, a job in this stage of her life is something she uses to hone her resume. For Becky it’s about survival right now.

    • Axel
      Axel
      April 24, 2019 at 5:36 pm | #

      Hard agree.

  27. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    April 24, 2019 at 12:50 am | #

    It’s for the best Becky has Galasso’s to fall back on when Robin’s plan takes a nosedive.

  28. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    April 24, 2019 at 12:52 am | #

    That’s right, alt-text. Smash cuts are never good news.

    • Clif
      Clif
      April 24, 2019 at 1:13 am | #

      Mike related jump cuts are the exception.

  29. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 24, 2019 at 12:53 am | #

    Turns out Joyce was 100% right to be worried about Becky showing up on the radar of some governmental jerkhole who thinks she isn’t people.

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/doi/

    • Beef
      Beef
      April 24, 2019 at 1:19 am | #

      God damn, 2 years ago. Amazing how y’all remember this stuff lol

  30. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    April 24, 2019 at 12:55 am | #

    … I still have red flags waving in the back of my brain on Becky’s tuition.

  31. Tacos
    Tacos
    April 24, 2019 at 1:06 am | #

    The fact that Robin is introducing her like that makes me think Becky didn’t choose housing as one of the two choices she could pick from three.

    • Beef
      Beef
      April 24, 2019 at 1:18 am | #

      Not necessarily. Could play up the “we gave a homeless person a place to live” thing later

    • StClair
      StClair
      April 24, 2019 at 1:19 am | #

      Good. Consensus was that she should take the other two and keep hanging at Leslie’s.

  32. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    April 24, 2019 at 1:10 am | #

    oh_no_comic.jpg

  33. Keulen
    Keulen
    April 24, 2019 at 1:39 am | #

    I’m kinda wondering what that banner or whatever behind Robin and Becky looks like full-size.

  34. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    April 24, 2019 at 1:50 am | #

    To be fair, Robin’s district was redistricted to favor Republicans but not overly so (the current real life Congressman, Trey Hollingsworth, got only ~55% of the vote the last two elections having a ton of outside money getting spent in advertising and actively choosing to run in this district using his family’s business connections. Seriously, he literally moved into the district explicitly to run for office the following year and made no real effort to hide the fact that he did so in order to buy that seat.

    The fact that a carpetbagging empty suit like him doesn’t get a larger share of the vote (and the fact that a Democrat occasionally wins in the district despite the inherent advantage crafted by the GOP) suggests that motivating some of the more liberal voters who don’t usually vote to show up at the poles might not be the worst strategy. Sure, Robin is hamfisted about it, but that isn’t a deal breaker in this district, even in real life.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      April 24, 2019 at 7:22 am | #

      It wouldn’t be a deal breaker for a Democrat, but it should be for a Republican. You really can’t switch platforms completely last minute in a race and expect to have a chance. To call back to her first appearance the peeps who keep her in office now think she’s a hell-bound slut and the more liberal voters this might appeal to will at best be split between her and the Democrat.

      If Manley’s running as a conservative Democrat, Robin might pick up some more leftist voters – especially those who don’t normally pay much attention, but she’ll lose far more on the Republican base side. And they already didn’t trust her – unmarried 30ish Latina? That’s suspicious.
      Sometimes politicians can survive a party switch, but it’s usually from moderate Republican to moderate Democrat or vice versa. And it usually only works if you’re a long-time incumbent.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 24, 2019 at 7:23 am | #

        OTOH, this is a comic and wacky hijinks rule when Robin shows up, so the odds are good she wins.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        April 24, 2019 at 10:53 am | #

        Robin was running as a Trump-ish Republican prior to this (promoting a hashtag directly inspired by Trump’s slogan, having several Trump-esque Twitter incidents before Becky took over her account, not to mention stuff like Sal mentioning how Robin’d deport Marcie’s parents if it got her more votes), so Democratic voters would be even less likely to trust Robin now.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          April 24, 2019 at 1:04 pm | #

          And before she was Trump, she was a mix of Cruz, Rubio and Palin. She’s hardly got reason to have Democrat trust.

  35. Kingmonster
    Kingmonster
    April 24, 2019 at 1:53 am | #

    Well, so much for that plan, Becky!

  36. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    April 24, 2019 at 1:57 am | #

    My one issues is that if things go south, in like a week or tow, we won’t get to see it before several months. Maybe even a year.

  37. kilgaen
    kilgaen
    April 24, 2019 at 2:09 am | #

    Yep, still on that political track.

  38. jimbotherisenclown
    jimbotherisenclown
    April 24, 2019 at 2:13 am | #

    Ugh, yeah, Smash cuts are the worst. The more characters in Smash Bros, the better.

  39. 1 2 2 50 in Roman numerals
    1 2 2 50 in Roman numerals
    April 24, 2019 at 2:14 am | #

    The damn you willis principle dictates that the angstiest possible outcome for the characfter is often the most likely to occur using this i predict that leslie and dina will NOT be happy abt this

  40. BenRG
    BenRG
    April 24, 2019 at 2:19 am | #

    Congratulations, Becky, from this point forwards it is all about you. All the 24-hour rolling news stations agree! So do all the Talk Radio celebrities who will all be lining up to demonise you or canonise you depending on their political bent!

    The minute this arc began, I was pretty sure that Becky was in for a steep learning curve or two!

  41. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 24, 2019 at 2:38 am | #

    For a second I thought she hired Mary for the drawing posters on the last panel

  42. Rex Vivat
    Rex Vivat
    April 24, 2019 at 2:54 am | #

    Time passing? In DoA? Impossible! No, we’ll go back to Dotty and Becky tomorrow and we’ll eventually catch up with this some 3 or 4 real-life years later.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      April 24, 2019 at 3:26 am | #

      Think this is supposed to be the same day. Multi-day skips have always been mentioned in the strip where they took place.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 24, 2019 at 7:24 am | #

        Plus Becky’s still in the same clothes.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      April 24, 2019 at 6:44 am | #

      Nonetheless, obviously a time jump of some duration (possibly to the evening).

  43. Luzahn
    Luzahn
    April 24, 2019 at 3:23 am | #

    Becky, you fucked up.

  44. Woomy
    Woomy
    April 24, 2019 at 3:52 am | #

    Good thing you already have a girlfriend, eh, Becks?

  45. Axel
    Axel
    April 24, 2019 at 3:59 am | #

    Hard disagree with panel 3. If she continues with politics, then yeah obviously she won’t need it on her resume, but she still needs a job for various expenses (and textbooks) once she’s done, and will need other less fancy jobs if this tanks her chance at further political jobs, or she doesn’t want them, or, especially likely, doesn’t have time for such an involved job while studying. And although resumes are a thing, it’s more about still having work in three weeks than about building a resume.

    • Charlotte
      Charlotte
      April 24, 2019 at 9:48 am | #

      I don’t think Becky wants a political career at this point. I agree that Dorothy is oversimplifying here.

      • Axel
        Axel
        April 24, 2019 at 5:26 pm | #

        Yeah, I probably should have lead with not wanting further political jobs in that list (though I stand by the ‘especially’ being not having time, because it’s true regardless of if she wants them)

  46. Lulu
    Lulu
    April 24, 2019 at 4:10 am | #

    Well at least Becky can get cute groupies out of this, right?

    • Jago
      Jago
      April 24, 2019 at 4:33 am | #

      Can she, though?

  47. Holly Claire
    Holly Claire
    April 24, 2019 at 4:41 am | #

    Being the gay doesn’t come with protection from awkward situations unfortunately. She should have dual classed as a ninja

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      April 24, 2019 at 4:48 am | #

      Actual Ninja or High-Visibility, big bang Naruto ninjas?

      • Holly Claire
        Holly Claire
        April 24, 2019 at 5:15 am | #

        I’m pretty sure either would work. Like, stealthy is better for saving face, but Naruto kinda ninja would mean she could blow up her audience. Or clone herself and be the double gay.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        April 24, 2019 at 12:27 pm | #

        I hope actual. Naruto got worse the more it took from Dragon Ball.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          April 24, 2019 at 12:39 pm | #

          Who would win, shiny Tron-lines Naruto or Mr. Satan?

          • Matticus
            Matticus
            April 24, 2019 at 1:04 pm | #

            Naruto would defeat the villain, but Mr. Satan would get all the credit.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              April 24, 2019 at 4:21 pm | #

              Well, he would try. Depending on when this took place, Naruto might be far less gracious about that than the Z-fighters. XD

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        April 24, 2019 at 4:22 pm | #

        Actually, ninjas tended to dress in normal clothes because it helped them blend into a crowd. The all black clad ninja may have existed for night time missions, but it’s image in pop culture is largely thanks to Japanese theatre, where stagehands dressed all in black. Ninja characters dressed in black to hide amongst the stage hands until it was time to stab somebody.

        • Eldritch Gentleman
          Eldritch Gentleman
          April 24, 2019 at 5:47 pm | #

          Yup. And the way Naruto portrays ninja seems to be based on some older movies where ninja were portrayed as having super powers and wore colorful outfits as they jumped around and unleashed cool-looking jutsus.

          Honestly I was actually pretty interested in the Secretive side of Ninjas when I started watching Naruto. All that stuff about mind-games, researching the enemies and their corpses. All that clever stuff got me quite excited… And then it turned into Dragon Ball with different pajamas.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            April 24, 2019 at 6:27 pm | #

            I don’t think their outfits are particularly unusual in their setting, which fits more with the ‘normal clothes’. But yeah, the focus kinda shifts to levelling up and new powers that aren’t that new later on.

  48. ktbear
    ktbear
    April 24, 2019 at 5:15 am | #

    So, does this make Becky a “people prop”? http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/peopleprops/

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 24, 2019 at 6:18 am | #

      It sure does. Any time now Robin will point at her and raise her fist half-clenched.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        April 24, 2019 at 7:57 am | #

        Whilst ‘America the Beautiful plays in the background.

  49. Tyler Durham
    Tyler Durham
    April 24, 2019 at 9:28 am | #

    I really hope this particular story stays in the wacky fun lane and not the drama bomb one. This is comedy gold, and sometimes I need that.

  50. djhash
    djhash
    April 24, 2019 at 12:11 pm | #

    You had one chance! “That’s a yep from this Rep!”

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      April 24, 2019 at 4:11 pm | #

      And he used it:
      “That’s a yep from my Rep!”

  51. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    April 24, 2019 at 10:53 pm | #

    At this point I wouldnt be surprised if Robin hires Dave Strider to help with the economy. He had experience in two recent stories…

Who should be the default doodle for Book 14?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...
  • Polls Archive
CONVENTION APPEARANCES


May 3, 2025 - FCBD @ Laughing Ogre Comics in Columbus, Ohio

David M Willis! avatar
David M Willis!
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
This is never going away, is it.
14
8
61
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3h
Ordered a TFOne Megatronus card from overseas and it came with some other random cards as packing thanks for the super high Squidward
3
3
17
 
reposted by David M Willis!
seanmckeever.com's user avatar
Sean Kelley McKeever @seanmckeever.com ⋅ 10h
How to read all 28 issues of my Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane run on Marvel Unlimited: 1: The first four issues were published as the miniseries "Mary Jane." www.marvel.com/comics/serie...
3
11
31
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4h
www.ebay.com/itm/23610614... selling my stege shockwave
header image - Transformers War for Cybertron Siege Leader Class Shockwave, loose, complete | eBay
www.ebay.com
Transformers War for Cybertron Siege Leader Class Shockwave, loose, complete | eBay
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers War for Cybertron Siege Leader Class Shockwave, loose, complete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
1
1
7
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
Dorothy!
dorothy in a dark purple collared shirt and her usual black vest, with cuffed pants
6
2
66
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
i want to change the caption's image to a photo of a mountain of ET cartridges in a landfill
2
8
55
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned we have to be shown children learning and relearning what sex is, for Reasons, even though they already clearly know and have prepared nuanced questions about it! also that Gran must hate, if she's still alive, how Old Juliette is the same but with gray hair
17
40
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
one of my favorite things is when a commenter explodes WHEN DO THESE CHARACTERS GET THERAPY but directed towards a character who canonically has a regular therapist
4
1
64
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
www.ebay.com/itm/23609624... Three hours left on this murder machine
header image - Transformers MPM-4 Movie Optimus Prime, boxed/complete but with extra hooks! | eBay
www.ebay.com
Transformers MPM-4 Movie Optimus Prime, boxed/complete but with extra hooks! | eBay
He's been opened, stood on a shelf for a while, and placed back inside.
8
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
mary: dawn says your girlfriend is trying to murder her wilbur: but what about MY happiness okay can we kill wilbur now
12
5
74
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
help I had a big yawny stretch after I got into bed and threw out my back
4
1
61
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
Dotty
2
3
43
 
reposted by David M Willis!
brandyjensen.bsky.social's user avatar
Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
fuck off
437
816
11436
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
6
3
46
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 1d
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
2
1
16
 
reposted by David M Willis!
ryannorth.ca's user avatar
Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 1d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
72
86
919
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
5
6
76
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
4
1
74
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
#relatable
header image - a man in a hospital gown says
media.tenor.com
a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
1
30
 
reposted by David M Willis!
osmote.net's user avatar
OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 2d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
16
447
1723
 
reposted by David M Willis!
joshuajfriedman.com's user avatar
Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com

46
851
3792
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
www.dumbingofage.com
Up, continued
3
5
37
 
reposted by David M Willis!
theonion.com's user avatar
The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
header image - You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
theonion.com
You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
33
285
1991
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
15
12
122
 
reposted by David M Willis!
parsnip.bsky.social's user avatar
geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
316
810
7651
 
reposted by David M Willis!
aubreygilleran.bsky.social's user avatar
Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
60
636
2267
 
reposted by David M Willis!
catacalypto.bsky.social's user avatar
Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
19
242
1308
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
2
3
79
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
7
3
49
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
5
2
35
 

©2010-2025 Dumbing of Age | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Privacy Policy | Back to Top ↑