Malaya Walters was bitten by a werewolf as a child. After being raised by her human family, she faces the chance to learn what being a werewolf is really like as an adult.
Tove
Severin
The end of the world is coming, and Tove doesn't want to be a hero, but SOMEONE has to look after her little brother.
2 Slices
RJ Morel
After a case of mistaken identity, will awkward Daisuke find help from excitable Mamo, or will his love life be thrown completely off track?
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
[un]Divine
Ayme
A highschool senior thought giving up his soul for a demon was a good idea. It wasn't.
Hazy London
Scotty
A story about messy relationships. From friendly foes to crazy families. Nothing is black and white, just full of color. But, all colors can get a little hazy...
Fairmeadow
Kendra P. / KP
A wayward soldier finds herself in a pacifist commune deep in the wilderness of a war-weary land. Living in isolation brings her closer to those she was sworn to kill than she could ever imagine - but also threatens to tear the place apart.
Anacrine Complex
Sae Cotton
A superhuman heist involving probably too many pigeons than entirely necessary.
Drugs & Wires
Mary Safro, Io Black
Dan used to be a VR operator until his brain got fried by malware. Now he's stuck delivering packages in a post-Soviet hellhole all while trying to adjust to his new life and find some answers.
Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Solstoria
Angelica Maria
After her brother goes missing, Samantha vows to become a Knight and help those around her in the Kingdom of St. Helena.
Clockwork
Chikuto
Cog Kleinschmidt is a diligent, quiet worker at the Mercia Fortress, the world power's leading stronghold. His orderly life is thrown into chaos when an enemy kingdom sends a diplomat for peace talks. This diplomat needs something from Cog - whether he agrees to their terms or not!
Wilde Life
Pascalle Lepas
Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
Folklore
Adam Ma, Colin Tan Wei
A superhuman horror story focused on a small band of survivors trying to navigate a war-torn world in the aftermath of the Federation’s collapse.
Whomp!
Ronnie
A depressed, portly, hirsute anime fan stumbles through life in the ever-pursuit of chicken nuggets and other life-shortening indulgences.
The Otherknown
Lorian Merriman
Chandra is a 12-year-old accidental time traveler with a reluctant new dad, who happens to be a member of a feared galactic crime syndicate.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Goblins
Ellipsis
A fantasy RPG as told through the eyes of the low-level monsters.
Come Hell or High Water
Jenny/Star, Mori
Prince Gladimir was never meant to fall for a pirate. Swearing off love for duty, the threat of war propels him back into the Captain’s world of high seas and high stakes. Their relationship could be the thing to save the kingdom of Yvoire - or destroy it.
Spinnerette
Krazy Krow, Rocio Zucchi, Pablo Rey
When a lab accident gives Heather Brown spider powers and six arms, she does what any midwest comic geek would do: Become Ohio's #3 superhero!
Demon Studies
Miyuli
Four students summon and study potentially dangerous demons within the walls of the mysterious Summerland University.
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Between Failures
Jackie Wohlenhaus
The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
Knights Errant
J.R. Doyle
Wilfrid's humble quest for revenge becomes bigger and bloodier by the day.
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
The Witch Door
Anni K.
Katariina Lehto discovers her neighbor is a witch called Jousia Muotka. Jousia introduces Katariina to the strange people and places beyond the witch door...
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Atomic Robo
Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
Heart of Gold
Eliot Baum, Viv Tanner
A pianist with failing eyesight seeks out a priest with a miraculous healing touch, drawing him deeper into a world of miracles and curses.
Star Trip
Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
Lunar Blight
Studio CARTRIDGE, Laura Lee
Lunar Blight is a gothic horror story about an elite knight serving a moon cult who must choose between upholding his honoured duty or condemning everything he’s grown to know.
Monster Pulse
Magnolia Porter Siddell
Four kids run afoul of a creepy secret organization's experiments, which turn their body parts into fighting monsters. Part sentimental coming-of-age story, part monster-training shonen manga, with just a bit of sci-fi body horror.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
The Lonely Vincent Bellingham
Diana Huh
Vincent is an unkind man looking to disappear, and finds himself in the care of a vampire and her two wicked children.
Killjoys
Flatw00ds
When two disgraced ex-feds fall backwards into trouble with the clown mafia, getting out in one piece is gonna be no joke!
Far to the North
Allison Shaw
Kelu turns to the monsters of her remote mountain home when her family is held hostage by outsiders.
Wychwood
Varethane
When Tiara's pyrokinesis is finally noticed, she is captured by a magical research organization for study. If she cooperates, she could be helping to save humanity from a dire threat - but can she trust them?
Patrik the Vampire
Bree Paulsen
Patrik loves to knit, bake, and help his friends while dealing with his own demons... like his thirst for blood because, oh yeah--he's a vampire.
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I saw the whole thing at the movies only a couple of weeks ago (it’s been 40 years since it was first screened!) and it still mostly holds up – Stan being mocked for wanting to be called Loretta is a bit on the nose these days, but the rest is as brilliant as ever!
…I feel like this storyline might end with Sal genuinely seducing Marcie just to spite Malaya and I’m not sure if that’s the best outcome or a not-so-best outcome.
Sal: “Any girl you can do, I can do better; any girl you can do, better than you.”
Malaya: “No, you can’t.”
Sal: “Yes, I can.”
[camera pans out for a major dance scene on campus]
I’m honestly convinced malaya gets turned on by negativity and violence, like it’s her way of flirting. I may be horribly wrong , but tell that to the fanfic growing in my head
What? No! She would view it as validation. Everything we’ve seen about Malaya is self-centeredness and projection. As near as i can tell, she views everything and everyone as being in a competition for coolness – a contest that she can see through because she’s “so cool that she doesn’t care what anyone thinks.”
The idea that anyone (let alone ‘practically everyone’) might not view the world the same way she does could very well blow her mind. THAT is the bit of personal growth she lacks.
However, by Sal telling her to fuck off after Malaya’s insulting her appearance – she’s feeding into the game that Malaya is “too cool to play” but plays anyway and has handed her a victory. After all, haven’t you played ‘the insult game’ with your ‘enemies’ as a kid? As the clever insults get parried back and forth, the ultimate loser loses because they can’t think up a clever retort and just splutters something. Which is what i think Malaya would think here.
And now I’m imagining this scene
Shoulder Becky: Look what I can do!
And does some cool break-dance moves
Sal: I don’t know what this have to…
Shoulder Joyce: no, no, she makes a good point.
She’s gone after Sal’s personality, gaslit her objections to a bright light shone in her eyes into animal cruelty… this sounds like Malaya-par for the Malaya-course.
Well, that puts paid to any speculation about Malaya questioning her gender, at least insofar as she seems to think being curvy protects you from being taken for a boy if you have short hair.
Who knows, this might actually by DoA’s first not-a-sign-of-queerness haircut after all. (Unless I’m missing one, so far the haircuts we’ve seen have been Ethan’s, which was tied into his striving to be straight and failing miserably, Becky’s [say no more], and Ruth’s, which while it may have mostly been an assertion of some level of control after being raked over the coal by Gramps is nevertheless a bi cut.)
Sal has to deal with an imaginary lesbian and an imaginary atheist? in her mind now. Also, if it a good idea to try to set up Marcie with Malaya? I mean, both seem to be only interested in casual sex than in serious relationships.
Well, if they’re both only interested in casual sex, there’s no problem right? Especially from Sal’s point of view. Marcie and Malaya can hook up, Marcie can get it out of her system and then she’ll stop hanging out with Malaya.
It’s only when one wants casual and the other wants serious that there’s drama.
…. okay, is it wrong that the logical part of me is responding to that mistake by trying to parse out how any universal statement about an empty set is automatically true? Because it’s absolutely right, but it still feels wrong.
Poor Sal! Now she’s having Joyce and Becky’s voices as both the devil and the angel on her shoulder! Meanwhile, she’s also having to fight to remember that this isn’t a cheap teen romcom and certain things she’ll never do.
Malaya definitely had that one prepared before she even came in. She strikes me as the type of person who argues with a snowman of you in her head on the way home and then projects that onto the real you, so she can totally own you just like she did in her head.
Actually I think Snowman works very well, and gets the point across. If you hadn’t said anything I’d have thought it a clever analogy rather then a mistake.
#Reltzik: She meant to type Strawman but the phone auto-corrected to Snowman.
Dang it, Sal, you got adorkable love-obsessed doofuses stuck in your head? Do you know how hard those are to get rid of?? Sheesh, they’re gonna be there forever.
This might look crude, but this is sometimes necessary. If people are going to be living as close as these two are, in a college setting, boundaries, and parameters need to be set. And when they are crossed, you need to tell that person. Sometimes, strong language is needed to properly convey that.
It’s more like she needs Negative validation. She craves attention but wants to appear like this cool “Don’t care about your opinion” kind of person. Might be why she got all up into Sal’s business about being a “poser”, she is projecting.
I hope Josh Johnson is given The Daily Show and is allowed to rebuild it from scratch in his own image just like Jon Stewart got to do in 99.
He has built his own groundbreaking form of topical comedy, and imitating the style of others is something he is great at, but better than.
thinking about how mario's head has stayed the exact same size his entire life, while princess peach's head has shrunk on its way into adulthood
David M Willis!@damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
do you think Mario, Luigi, and the Princesses have, like, existential crises about the baby versions of themselves also just casually being next to them in all the races
like I would be having ego death right now, not leaping triumphantly
do you think Mario, Luigi, and the Princesses have, like, existential crises about the baby versions of themselves also just casually being next to them in all the races
like I would be having ego death right now, not leaping triumphantly
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The Emotion Engine@emotion-engine.bsky.social ⋅ 9d
Normally I’d let this sort of thing just die out but an alarming amount of you have asked where you can buy this and my wife had to have an emergency surgery the day before I made this, so here is my chance to live the American Dream (selling print-on-demand shirts to pay down medical debt)
The Emotion Engine@emotion-engine.bsky.social ⋅ 13d
Working on a t-shirt to sell to the weird people that show up in your mentions every time you talk about enjoying something that has crime or impure thought in it.
Someone leaked the entire unreleased Micronauts animated series to archive.org
All 52 episodes
Yes they FULLY FINISHED a Micronauts cartoon in the early 2020s and mothballed it
Vangelus@vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tested ep1 of Micronauts, skipped to the credits so I could see every name of every crew member who put in so much work with the expectation that anybody would ever see the thing they did as part of their vocation in a creative field, working in service of what should be a reliable client & partner
tested ep1 of Micronauts, skipped to the credits so I could see every name of every crew member who put in so much work with the expectation that anybody would ever see the thing they did as part of their vocation in a creative field, working in service of what should be a reliable client & partner
admittedly, i might be arriving at a little annoyance on behalf of anyone responded to ever with "WELL it's not called SMARTING of age" because that's become a lot, i think the fork might be in that one, it's done
today in #9chickweedlane i learned that "how to lie" is not, actually, achieved by cupping the balls, despite the evidence of the entirety of the first panel, but by some other giant pile of words i guess, tl;dr
“It’s not me who’s a bigot,” they always argue. “I’m fine with all you people. But the rest of the electorate is full of bigots, on whose behalf I will now speak”
The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein@fklein907.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.
OK democrats shutting down congress by attaching Epstein amendments to everything is pretty funny
Aaron Fritschner@fritschner.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Politico & Punchbowl report House Republican leadership is shutting down the Rules Committee - which is essential for moving party-line bills on the floor - for the week rather than vote on Democratic amendments on the Epstein files.
Dems have effectively halted Republican legislation in the House:
Josh Johnson is brilliant and I’m happy for him and wish him the world
Josh Johnson@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.
It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.
I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
How should we fuck off, oh Lord?
NSFW, Language: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hloWmE_3d2I
thank you, I’m now watching half of life of brian in youtube clips… definitely what I needed to be doing at midnight
Because it’s written, that’s why!
There’s no bad time for Monty Python.
Nobody expects the mid of night Monty(Python)!
Because they are the source of today’s worst idea ever.
…. oh, wait, that’s a reference isn’t it.
I saw the whole thing at the movies only a couple of weeks ago (it’s been 40 years since it was first screened!) and it still mostly holds up – Stan being mocked for wanting to be called Loretta is a bit on the nose these days, but the rest is as brilliant as ever!
Something that’s needed be said to Malaya in every iteration.
I love Malaya, but you are not wrong.
Starcraft 2 trailer Marine right now
Wait, Sal has basically two angels on her shoulders here. Is that allowed?
Gay and straight instead of good and evil?
Depending on who you ask, those are the same thing.
Both are horny even with different sexual orientations. Sal would have to fight these annoying personas/stands/imaginary friends/moral guides.
I think the world would be a better place, if people had a “Gay Conscience”, and a, “Straight Conscience”.
Malaya has not stopped being a percussion instrument despite Sal being neutral to her.
I’m surprised she hasn’t been slugged in the face yet.
And I think I replied to you instead of making a new thread so I’ll just shut up now.
Percussion Intrument?
Drum? Piano?
Bingo. (Glad to be helpful).
Bongo. Damn you, spell correct!
I have Starscream and Handsome Jack, so I guess everyone’s a little different.
Becky totes want to be the shoulder devil!
Malaya: “Fine, jeez, nevermi-”
Sal: “I don’t have to do what you say!”
Malaya: “…Okay?”
Sal: “Besides, it’s too gruesome! And I’d be the number one suspect!”
Malaya: “Um…”
Sal: “Where would I even find a can-opener that big anyway?!”
Malaya: (frantically dialing 911)
**incoherent fucking laughter for – I dunno, I’m still laughing as I type this**
For some reason I heard that last line from Sal in Ron Paulson’s voice…
When internal voices say things that DON’T make you sound crazy when you answer them out loud.
…I feel like this storyline might end with Sal genuinely seducing Marcie just to spite Malaya and I’m not sure if that’s the best outcome or a not-so-best outcome.
Or they get into a big argument over who can seduce Marcie first.
Smash cut to Sal and Malaya doing the whole simultaneous “wake up in bed, look at who’s next to you, turn to camera 1 and scream” bit.
Will we need the “love interpreter/intermediary” plot complication, a la Cyrano De Bergerac or Secret Admirer?
Sal: “Any girl you can do, I can do better; any girl you can do, better than you.”
Malaya: “No, you can’t.”
Sal: “Yes, I can.”
[camera pans out for a major dance scene on campus]
One person in the background to another: “You would never suspect everyone in this university is a professional dancer.”
She has already started, though. This is her idea of seducing.
‘Dr Malaya. Again we see that there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.’
No, Ms. Walmerton, I expect you to cry.
I’m honestly convinced malaya gets turned on by negativity and violence, like it’s her way of flirting. I may be horribly wrong , but tell that to the fanfic growing in my head
Finally Malaya is told what she needs to hear and it is like music to my ears.
What? No! She would view it as validation. Everything we’ve seen about Malaya is self-centeredness and projection. As near as i can tell, she views everything and everyone as being in a competition for coolness – a contest that she can see through because she’s “so cool that she doesn’t care what anyone thinks.”
The idea that anyone (let alone ‘practically everyone’) might not view the world the same way she does could very well blow her mind. THAT is the bit of personal growth she lacks.
However, by Sal telling her to fuck off after Malaya’s insulting her appearance – she’s feeding into the game that Malaya is “too cool to play” but plays anyway and has handed her a victory. After all, haven’t you played ‘the insult game’ with your ‘enemies’ as a kid? As the clever insults get parried back and forth, the ultimate loser loses because they can’t think up a clever retort and just splutters something. Which is what i think Malaya would think here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rsq8xYYCDU&t=226s
Don’t care, the correct answer to Malaya here is “Fuck off” and then to literally ignore or brush off everything she says after this point.
“I’m just saying-”
“Nope, fuck you, and fuck off.”
She’s skipped straight to passive aggressive insults, and at that point, my opinion of a winning move is the aggressive grey rock.
The correct answer to Malaya is always “Fuck off,” under any and all circumstances.
*plays Rick Dees’ “Eat My Shorts” on the hacked Muzak*
And today’s strip is brought to you by Jenny Craig, whose food evidently tastes like shorts. (Based on peer review, not personal experience.)
Jenny Craig – it’s easier than portioning out real food.
[/Don Pardo impression]
And waaaaaaay more expensive.
Heh…Rick Dees…
Joyce is obviously the shoulder angel.
Becky is just as obviously the shoulder devil.
And they are both in complete agreement that this situation is best addressed by a shitty sitcom plot.
Shoulder Joyce: This will work and it’ll make your friend happy.
Shoulder Becky: This will work and it’ll be hilarious.
EXACTLY like that.
And now I’m imagining this scene
Shoulder Becky: Look what I can do!
And does some cool break-dance moves
Sal: I don’t know what this have to…
Shoulder Joyce: no, no, she makes a good point.
Emperor’s New Groove is an enduring classic.
And as far as I’m concerned Kronk was the best.
I think Malaya is cute af, aesthetically speaking, but like… she *reeeeeeeally* needed to hear this.
Her personality ruins it.
Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses, been out ridin-
“FUCK OFF”
the gayngels on her shoulders
Should they be padded shoulders?
(I know nothing from fashion.)
About damn time. Bodyshaming is too far even for Malaya’s normal levels of shitty.
agreed
She’s also talking to the literally undefeated champion of the “Annual DOA hottest lady” poll, so this particular insult is a bit misplaced.
It took me a moment to realize what “DOA” meant in this context. For a moment I was thinking…ew.
Hahahaha. That’s one crossover that might actually be left un-crossed.
She’s gone after Sal’s personality, gaslit her objections to a bright light shone in her eyes into animal cruelty… this sounds like Malaya-par for the Malaya-course.
I don’t dislike it, but Malaya’s hair looks like Ethan’s
She has Hanna Barbera hair.
She looks like the male Octoling with the Afro from Splatoon 2 to me.
I love it.
I love the faux-innocent grins. Sal absolutely imagines Joyce&Becky spot on!
Well, that puts paid to any speculation about Malaya questioning her gender, at least insofar as she seems to think being curvy protects you from being taken for a boy if you have short hair.
Who knows, this might actually by DoA’s first not-a-sign-of-queerness haircut after all. (Unless I’m missing one, so far the haircuts we’ve seen have been Ethan’s, which was tied into his striving to be straight and failing miserably, Becky’s [say no more], and Ruth’s, which while it may have mostly been an assertion of some level of control after being raked over the coal by Gramps is nevertheless a bi cut.)
Well, Willis did write on twitter that he did it so he could more easily draw Malaya from different angles … but there could be more than one reason!
Honestly, that’s how I read that “questioning” scene in the first place.
Yeah no I’m with Sal here. Seriously Malaya.
Sal has to deal with an imaginary lesbian and an imaginary atheist? in her mind now. Also, if it a good idea to try to set up Marcie with Malaya? I mean, both seem to be only interested in casual sex than in serious relationships.
Also, for Malaya, fuck up you narcisist!
Well, if they’re both only interested in casual sex, there’s no problem right? Especially from Sal’s point of view. Marcie and Malaya can hook up, Marcie can get it out of her system and then she’ll stop hanging out with Malaya.
It’s only when one wants casual and the other wants serious that there’s drama.
I’m pretty sure imaginary Joyce has a ways to go before she can really be considered an imaginary atheist.
(Also, if you’re an imaginary atheist, would God being imaginary mean he’s real to you?)
A totally appropriate response to nearly anything Marcie says.
Malaya….
…. okay, is it wrong that the logical part of me is responding to that mistake by trying to parse out how any universal statement about an empty set is automatically true? Because it’s absolutely right, but it still feels wrong.
Poor Sal! Now she’s having Joyce and Becky’s voices as both the devil and the angel on her shoulder! Meanwhile, she’s also having to fight to remember that this isn’t a cheap teen romcom and certain things she’ll never do.
Even if the body is hot, the mind is repellent.
oh please explode Sal, Malaya’s had it coming.
Unfortunately Malaya only grows stronger from explosions.
About time someone says that to Malaya.
Oh, Sal, honey, you should know Joyce and Becky don’t give up that easy.
Even if they are just voices in your head.
Even worse. They’re entrenched now. You will NEVER get them out.
There are always more sticks!
There’s. Always. More. Sticks.
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/complain/
I hear voices in my head
They’re hovering above my bed
They talk to me!
They give me shitty sit-com plot
But one is cute, the other’s hot
They talk to me!
I love it
The only way i see this impacting Malaya at all is if everyone starts saying it to her all the time.
Actually, I think that she’d treat that as some kind of twisted validation.
Sal needs to give Malaya the treatment Joyce gives Mike.
“He–”
“Fuck off.”
“I ju–”
“Fuck off.” *walks away*
Seriously it feels like the only way to deal with Malaya is to ignore her and act like she doesn’t exist…
Malaya definitely had that one prepared before she even came in. She strikes me as the type of person who argues with a snowman of you in her head on the way home and then projects that onto the real you, so she can totally own you just like she did in her head.
“Snowman”
Okay, so I guess putting “strawman” into my phone’s dictionary was pointless. Fuck it, I’ll just say “snowman” from now on.
Actually I think Snowman works very well, and gets the point across. If you hadn’t said anything I’d have thought it a clever analogy rather then a mistake.
#Reltzik: She meant to type Strawman but the phone auto-corrected to Snowman.
And I was taking it one “autocorrect” further as a joke?
In other news, I JUST THIS MOMENT realized that Autocorrect has given new meaning to the phrase “telephone game”.
I love it.
Snowmen are cold, but apply enough heat and they just melt.
It depends on your latitude; in Kansas they’d say “that’s a strawman argument” but upstate NY it’d be snowman.
Nah, she’s just way to good at quick adaptation to have rehearsed against a straw-man like that.
So what’s this about Snowden?
…let’s go back to that “if,” with a side order of “whyyyyy?!”
I”m wondering if, within a few strips, Malaya is going to say to Sal something like: “Are you a crazy person?”
Upon which the answer should still be “fuck off.”
Because knowing Dave this is gonn take those few strips and Sal won’t just leave.
Oh boy.
Dang it, Sal, you got adorkable love-obsessed doofuses stuck in your head? Do you know how hard those are to get rid of?? Sheesh, they’re gonna be there forever.
and ever and ever
*Munches Popcorn* This is going to be good!
Ugh, Malaya thinking she’s hot shit just because her sclera are normally visible.
This might look crude, but this is sometimes necessary. If people are going to be living as close as these two are, in a college setting, boundaries, and parameters need to be set. And when they are crossed, you need to tell that person. Sometimes, strong language is needed to properly convey that.
Oh My God why is Malaya so rude?!
Because she’s an attention-hungry bongo. I predict she’s slowly realizing the people on her new floor don’t give a shit about her like the old dorm.
I would actually say not needing other peoples validation is Malaya’s defining characteristic.
It’s more like she needs Negative validation. She craves attention but wants to appear like this cool “Don’t care about your opinion” kind of person. Might be why she got all up into Sal’s business about being a “poser”, she is projecting.
Claiming to not need other people’s validation is her defining characteristic.
Then she went and fucked Joe to show Sal she could get a better rating.
“What makes Iago evil? some people ask. I never ask.” -Joan Didion
I have feelings, you know.
/joking ofc ;>
Then maybe joining the dramatis personae of a Shakespeare tragedy was not the wisest move.
He helped out Jafar. There was a whole movie about it. With a redemption and everything.