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Tantalizin’

by David M Willis on September 26, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - This Bright Millennium
└ Tags: becky, dorothy, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 26, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    “Didn’t you notice the “BEaWARE of DINA” sign on the door?”

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      September 26, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

      under the top is a bottom XD

      over the top implies a threesome…? =o

      • Nono
        Nono
        September 26, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

        Maybe it can mean that you’re ‘over’ the top who used to rail you. That’s right, you went from being a bottom to a top.

        • Daibhid C
          Daibhid C
          September 26, 2020 at 7:29 am | #

          You’re the top, you’re Galasso’s pizza,
          You’re the smile as a raptor eats ya…

          …Wow, that came out way more of a double entendre than I intended.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        September 26, 2020 at 1:58 am | #

        Or that the infatuation has passed. 😧

        Please tell me that Becky is not over Dina!

        • clif
          clif
          September 26, 2020 at 2:11 pm | #

          Becky is not over Dina.

          That will be $5. please.

  2. Chris
    Chris
    September 26, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    They’ve been together how many months now, and she still hasn’t been under the top?

    • drs
      drs
      September 26, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      Becky is saving herself for marriage.

      • Sam
        Sam
        September 26, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

        Was about to say this + not everyone wants to jump into it that fast even if they are interested. It can also be situational. Which I say as someone with negative interest in it and who honestly thinks even a few months is pretty fast for a long-term relationship. It’s fine for short-term ones and fun ones but the wrong pacing (too slow or too fast) for a long-term one can crash it straight into the ground (speed and intensity can cover up major issues, while lack of speed comes across as lack of interest or care).

        Plus Becky is from a hyperreligious background, which may have actually made her extra wary of going too fast because some of the married couples around her, possibly including her own parents, probably grew to despise each other, and Joyce’s parents, did not actually click well together as a functional team.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 26, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

      Dina is definitely the top.

      Possibly a tricera-top.

      • Another Sierra
        Another Sierra
        September 26, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

        I’m pretty sure those were just a special effect in Total Recall…

        • showler
          showler
          September 26, 2020 at 1:29 am | #

          Got the joke on the third read. Fittingly.

          • clif
            clif
            September 26, 2020 at 2:14 pm | #

            We’re all assuming Becky was tricera-toppled.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        September 26, 2020 at 2:04 am | #

        Tri-Cera cera, who ever will be top, will top, this comics not urs to top, que Sarah, Sarah?

        • clif
          clif
          September 26, 2020 at 1:57 pm | #

          You win something.

          Something that’s not the Internet, but something.

  3. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    September 26, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    No one is tagged to be the door opener, so obviously Mike is now some sort of door ghost.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 26, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      This series could use a supernatural element, I approve of Ghost Mike as a character.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 26, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

        Billie: What’s the Ouija board saying?

        Amber: I-F-U-C-K-E-D-Y-O cut it out, Mike!

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          September 26, 2020 at 9:10 pm | #

          Amber: Well, this Ouija board apparently has a ‘middle finger’ icon on it, and the board just went to it, twice. It’s Mike, all right.

  4. Nono
    Nono
    September 26, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    Is this where we find out if Amber is still around or not?

    (Ugh, imagine if she’s not and Dina has to room with someone insensitive to her sensory needs.)

    • aelfwine
      aelfwine
      September 26, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      Ruth or Dorothy implied that their dorm hasn’t lost anyone (other than Billie), so I think Amber is still around.

      In a surprise plot-twist Amber is now Becky’s girlfriend.

      • aelfwine
        aelfwine
        September 26, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

        Ugh, I meant to say Ruth/Dorothy said that their dorm hasn’t lost anyone other than Billie and that other girl whose name I don’t remember but who was only a tertiary character at best.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          September 26, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

          Bloodrose.

          She was actually in tons of strips, but doesn’t show up on film.

          • Slartibeast Button, BIA
            Slartibeast Button, BIA
            September 26, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

            Because of a special computer hack?

            • clif
              clif
              September 26, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

              Sure, let’s go with that.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              September 26, 2020 at 8:58 am | #

              Her abductee superpower back in the Walkyverse was staying just out of frame. I think she might be in a crowd shot or two here in DoA, but she’s never tagged.

          • Captain Oblivious
            Captain Oblivious
            September 26, 2020 at 11:13 am | #

            Is Bloodrose the sister of Bloodthorne?

  5. 0kami
    0kami
    September 26, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    pleasebeDina, pleasebeDina, pleasebeDina

    • NotPiffany
      NotPiffany
      September 26, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

      I’ll settle for “anyone but Mary.”

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 26, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

        Potential future sequels to It’s Walky!:

        That’s Robin!
        Where’s Billie?
        Why, Faz, Why?!
        Anyone But Mary!

        • KingoHrts
          KingoHrts
          September 26, 2020 at 5:05 am | #

          Cause I Love Lucy has been done.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            September 26, 2020 at 3:07 pm | #

            And can be seen somewhere on Earth 24-7 366 days a year, counting the Leap Day 24 hour Marathon.

    • Regina phalange
      Regina phalange
      September 26, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      I just want it to be Dina because I assume the alternative is that Becky is just speaking generally about their female neighbors: Which would be extremely creepy if she is (imagine if it were Joe saying the same about sharing a half-bath with neighbors because he knows they’re girls). So, yeah, PLEASE be Dina. (Or at least a different girl whom Becky is actively dating, but that would be pretty shocking.)

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        September 26, 2020 at 1:27 am | #

        We tried playing “What if it was Joe?” back when Becky said she only remembers names if they’re attached to, and I quote, “hot girls”. IIRC, a disturbing number of people decided Becky gets a pass because she follows the teachings of Sappho.

        • spookyfox
          spookyfox
          September 26, 2020 at 1:56 am | #

          comparing a lesbian to a cis man in that situation is very yikes. no need to trawl into “predatory lesbian” territory

          • Mariah Hardnett
            Mariah Hardnett
            September 26, 2020 at 2:08 am | #

            Agreed besides becky doesn’t have any intention of sleeping with anyone while joe sleeps everyone so it makes since to be more wary of him

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              September 26, 2020 at 8:37 am | #

              Context does matter. Becky wasn’t doing all the other creepy shit Joe was up to. On their own, without context, only remembering names attached to “hot girls” would be a pretty bad look for a lesbian or a straight man.

              Also, there’s a strong performative aspect to it for Becky – she’s obviously not that oblivious, but she’s announcing it to revel in her new freedom to be out as a lesbian.
              There’s a performative aspect with Joe as well, but in his case it actually did tie directly to how he was treating women. Focused largely on hitting on them, which is not how Becky ever behaved.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 26, 2020 at 5:20 am | #

        Becky is taking Sierra’s place in Dorothy’s room. Dorothy shared a half bath with Dina and Amber. Assuming neither have left the university or requested a new roommate (and I don’t see why Dina would have) that’s still true.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 26, 2020 at 8:40 am | #

      It might not be Dina coming through the door, but it’s pretty clear who they’re talking about. (Barring things have changed drastically during the time skip.)

  6. plasticwrap
    plasticwrap
    September 26, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Slapstick just doesn’t hit the same in comic form.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 26, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

      Looks fine to me.

    • abacuswizard
      abacuswizard
      September 26, 2020 at 4:45 am | #

      It works best if it’s accompanied by the sound effect ¡PLOP!

    • Captain Oblivious
      Captain Oblivious
      September 26, 2020 at 11:19 am | #

      I know what you mean, but am still ovewhelmed by the desire to point out that slapstick is literally a comic routine.

      • clif
        clif
        September 26, 2020 at 2:00 pm | #

        This is a comic, but I wouldn’t call it routine.

        • abacuswizard
          abacuswizard
          September 27, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

          Reading this comic is definitely party of MY routine!

          • plasticwrap
            plasticwrap
            October 2, 2020 at 11:03 am | #

            Me too! Wake up, check DoA, check other webcomics, brew coffee, get ready for work. 6AM here is 12AM EST tho.

  7. Suet
    Suet
    September 26, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Et tu, la porte?

    That’s gonna leave a mark… at least until the next class. Start now, Becky.

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      September 26, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

      I first read this as “you too, La Porte [Indiana]?” and I was like Damn! The city is against Becky? LOL

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        September 26, 2020 at 1:38 am | #

        If the rest of the town is anything like Joyce’s and Becky’s old church…

        • Suet
          Suet
          September 26, 2020 at 2:03 am | #

          To be fair, the rest of the town that is after Becky might just be the Little Caesar’s, the ghost of Maple Lane Mall that was attached to a K-Mart, and the Taco Bell.

          • Suet
            Suet
            September 26, 2020 at 2:12 am | #

            *presses the reset button in 2017* Oh that mall better be alive when I’m back—

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              September 26, 2020 at 9:01 am | #

              It was once Chestnut Lane Mall, but Darth Vader from Vulcan took out the chestnut tree in 1955.

              • BigDogLittleCat
                BigDogLittleCat
                September 26, 2020 at 1:34 pm | #

                Now it’s Darth Mall.

  8. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 26, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    I see Becky is still fearing for her immortal soul regarding doing the deed with Dina, but I wonder if she’ll have a revelation before long.

    I don’t remember who sgares the half bath with them but, who are we guessing is opening the door?

    • drs
      drs
      September 26, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      Amber and Dina shared a bathroom with Dorothy and Sierra. Walky ran over Dina to get into Dorothy’s room through the half-bath when Walky and Carla were chasing Dorothy for dissing their favorite cartoon episodes.

      No my memory isn’t that good, I just happened to re-read it recently.

    • randomMadman
      randomMadman
      September 26, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      Dina and Amber, assuming Amber is still enrolled

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      September 26, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      I mean, Becky shouldn’t feel like she has to rush into a super-physical relationship either. Sure, she shouldn’t feel like she needs to wait for marriage, but she should wait until she’s comfortable going to pound town.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        September 26, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

        I just want her to have a revelation along the lines of, “I don’t have to feel any guilt for wanting to do so (before marriage or not) and when I decide to it’ll be because I want to.”

        • Wraithy2773
          Wraithy2773
          September 26, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

          Aye, absolutely, I’d love something like that!

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          September 26, 2020 at 11:07 am | #

          My reading is that it is Joyce who is ashamed of having libido. Becky is comfortable with frankly acknowledging that she wants to do it, and feels only that to act would be wrong. It’s an interesting contrast.

  9. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 26, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Ouch!…..I’ve decided Becky somehow deserved that.

    • clif
      clif
      September 26, 2020 at 1:08 am | #

      Not the fist time Dina’s knocked Becky off her feet.

      • clif
        clif
        September 26, 2020 at 1:09 am | #

        *first

        • Diner Kinetic
          Diner Kinetic
          September 26, 2020 at 1:21 am | #

          this comment is my favorite comment

          • Captain Oblivious
            Captain Oblivious
            September 26, 2020 at 11:20 am | #

            Wait… the “knocked off her feet” or “*first”?

            • clif
              clif
              September 26, 2020 at 2:17 pm | #

              Pretty sure the answer is yes.

  10. BigDogLittleCat
    BigDogLittleCat
    September 26, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    Becky, read your bible. There’s nothing in prohibiting two ladies.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      September 26, 2020 at 12:57 am | #

      I don’t think Becky is a Biblical literalist, and certainly not a hair-splitting one. She is convinced that sexual purity is good for her; Dina is aware of her position and consents to have their experiments and copious note-taking postponed until whenever.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 26, 2020 at 5:18 am | #

      Yes there is. At least in her Church, Romans was interpreted as prohibiting lady on lady.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      September 26, 2020 at 5:34 pm | #

      In which translation? I can only vouch for English versions myself

  11. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 26, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    Becky is dead!

    I shall prepare the flood gates for Bagge and Fart Captor. 😛

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      September 26, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

      Death by door’s gotta be a pretty pathetic way to go too! I mean Mike died all heroic sacrifice and shit but Becky just gets offed by a door? Disrespectful to the time we invested in the character!

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 26, 2020 at 12:40 am | #

        This story is the real wrap up. EVERYONE DIES! 😀

        Trust me I have patreon. 😛

        • clif
          clif
          September 26, 2020 at 12:59 am | #

          Which character is the last to die?

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 26, 2020 at 1:08 am | #

            The killer, obviously. 😛

            • clif
              clif
              September 26, 2020 at 1:12 am | #

              Which in this case is presumably Dina, unless it’s Amber.

              • clif
                clif
                September 26, 2020 at 2:29 pm | #

                Or maybe after all this time the door just decided to knock back.

        • Keulen
          Keulen
          September 26, 2020 at 2:42 am | #

          Do the Soggies take over this universe too?

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 26, 2020 at 3:22 am | #

            Nah, Linkara took care of them in this verse.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              September 26, 2020 at 6:55 am | #

              Huh. I never considered whether or not Linkara exists in this comic’s universe. Somewhere just slightly off-campus, there’s a chance he’s reviewing a season of Power Rangers or helping to preserve an abusive workplace culture or whatever he does these days.

              • William Leonard Reese Jr.
                William Leonard Reese Jr.
                September 26, 2020 at 6:47 pm | #

                Well he just bought a house with his wife, Viga, and adopted a pair of really cute cats.

                So that’s the most recent news I believe.

        • FacelessDeviant
          FacelessDeviant
          September 26, 2020 at 7:25 am | #

          Thats just life though 🙂

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      September 26, 2020 at 6:44 am | #

      She died the way she lived – over the top.

  12. leaf
    leaf
    September 26, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    Did Becky just come out as a top?

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      September 26, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      Which part of “nuked from orbit” was unclear?

      • clif
        clif
        September 26, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

        The former closet.

        Besides which, she technically came out as an over the top.

    • drs
      drs
      September 26, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      No. She’s probably just riffing on Dorothy, but based on previous behavior, (a) Dina is the top and (b) Becky is avoiding pre-marital hanky-panky for Christian reasons. Thus she has never been under the top.

      Whether she meant that meaning, I dunno. (I’m sure Willis meant it for her.)

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      September 26, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

      Becky doesn’t even know what a Keg-Stand is, I doubt she knows what topping/bottoming is…

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 26, 2020 at 6:40 am | #

      If she did she’s in clear denial.

  13. Lenora
    Lenora
    September 26, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    I’d be crushed if Dina and Becky are broken up post time skip, like I could understand why considering what Becky went through but Dina was very good for her and Becky seemed good for Dina, they both had healthy communication and respect for boundaries.

    • Lenora
      Lenora
      September 26, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

      Actually remembering that Dina shares the half bath could be what Becky is finding to be a tantalizing new opportunity…

  14. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 26, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    *plays “Love TKO” on the hacked Muzak*

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      September 26, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

      Takin’ the bumps and the bruises

  15. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 26, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

    Kapowie!

  16. drs
    drs
    September 26, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

    In yesterday’s comments someone asked where Booster’s parents were to help them move in. I note that in previous strips, there are a lot of old posters and such. But the clincher strip is https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-11/01-this-bright-millennium/timestamp/ where we see Walky just back from winter break, and his books and bedsheets and (possibly eww) drink cup are all there waiting for him.

    So Booster’s stuff is probably in another dorm room, waiting for a quick game of musical dorms.

  17. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    September 26, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

    Booster’s character page still says ‘they arrived literally today’ which I now realize wont go out of date for a while because the strip will still be set on the same day for a few weeks at least.

    • clif
      clif
      September 26, 2020 at 1:05 am | #

      From now on the comic takes place during a floating day. It’s always today.

      Which, come to think of it, seems to be how real life operates as well.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        September 26, 2020 at 1:31 am | #

        And that’s why I always promise people I’ll deal with their shit “tomorrow”.

  18. Kravis
    Kravis
    September 26, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

    They always said that “going to college opens doors”, but…

  19. Bryy
    Bryy
    September 26, 2020 at 12:28 am | #

    A new cast member appears.

    And the strip gains ten more years of story.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      September 26, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      When do we get the extended flashback scene where we learn Booster’s Dreadful Secret?

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 26, 2020 at 2:39 am | #

      I would’ve preferred that we get Booster without losing Mike as well.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 26, 2020 at 9:07 am | #

        Mike will always be in our hearts (and moms).

        Besides, Brain!Mike occasionally appearing to snark on current events isn’t really so far removed from his normal role in the comic. He just won’t be able to mess with Danny and Ethan anymore.

  20. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    September 26, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

    Becky and Dina have always been adoorable.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 26, 2020 at 9:09 am | #

      Athleisure Joyce is right up there too.

  21. SuperFroakie82
    SuperFroakie82
    September 26, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

    I can’t believe Willis killed off another character already

    • Robbie
      Robbie
      September 26, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      Lol lol too soon

    • not someone else
      not someone else
      September 26, 2020 at 1:23 am | #

      Ow.

  22. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    September 26, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

    Re: My “98% lips” comment on yesterday’s strip-
    I was joking. It wasn’t necessarily the single funniest thing I’ve ever posted here, but I still wasn’t being serious about it. I also sorta resent the not-so-subtle insinuation that I have some sort of problem with Booster just because they’re nonbinary. I use they/them pronouns and present “unusually”. Because I’m agender. Which I’ve stated before, and I’ve had the agender flag in my avatar for months.

    It literally was just an unfunny remark, so could we not do that dance?

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 26, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

      In my mind it’s already forgotten about.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        September 26, 2020 at 12:46 am | #

        Normally I’d say the same, but for real-life reasons, I’ve been especially touchy about stuff like this, lately. This one just sorta gets in my craw because, like… Booster is the closest to gender representation I can think of, so the idea I’d have a problem with them was alien to me until yesterday.

    • Nine
      Nine
      September 26, 2020 at 1:07 am | #

      I understood what you meant. Booster’s lips are really dark, like lipstick-dark. I mean, we don’t really think about it on Rachel or Conquest because we instinctively know it’s probably just make-up. Booster seems masculine-presenting so the dark colors seem like an unnatural red color because we are more likely to assume they aren’t wearing make-up, so the red lips stand out. Eddie Redmayne has distinctive, rather feminine lips but they’re not dark. Booster’s lips are more like James Haven’s. When lips on someone masculine-presenting are both shapely and saturated, they do seem to become the key feature of their face.

      • not someone else
        not someone else
        September 26, 2020 at 1:23 am | #

        Yeah, like… regardless of how Booster may or may not present I think it’s partly the combination of a fairly pale skin color with a very dark lip color (and what looks like a darker shade on the top lip). That’s a bold choice that’s meant to stand out, moreso than standard lipstick red.

        I can also get why after hundreds of comments about it, Willis might be super sick of it though!

        • Nine
          Nine
          September 26, 2020 at 1:51 am | #

          It’s a warm/orange lip shade too, paired with a cool skin tone—both unnatural and unflattering. That is a Make-Up 101 no-no, so it stands out extra.

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          September 26, 2020 at 10:52 pm | #

          tbf – I dont like Rachel, other Rachel, Booster, or whoever else’s lips were listed in this as a counter point yesterday as a style choice. I think it is an odd design that is reminecent to a jam smear and I never got why Rachel was considered the hottest woman Willis has drawn. I get what it is short hand for but… eh. I prefer other character designs. As long as Booster’s characterization is delicious, they will grow on me.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 26, 2020 at 9:10 am | #

      Yeah, that comment yesterday probably could’ve used a “/s”.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        September 26, 2020 at 4:50 pm | #

        Probably. I’ve gotten used to hyperbole being easily understood as such, but the way the last few years have gone, I guess it’s gettimg harder to distinguish a bad joke from nightmarish reality.

    • leaf
      leaf
      September 26, 2020 at 4:05 pm | #

      After reading that exchange, I’m worried the new they/them character might end up being used as bait to “catch” people being transphobic, or show off how woke Willis is. I’ve seen a few innocuous comments about Booster that were basically met with “you’re not saying that because you hate non-binary people, ARE YOU???”

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        September 26, 2020 at 4:47 pm | #

        Not sure I’d go that far. Gender Stuff is still a touchy subject for a lot of us, but I don’t think anyone here would genuinely try using it for a facetious “gotcha” moment.

  23. goki
    goki
    September 26, 2020 at 1:15 am | #

    “Tantalizing Possibilities”

    Dang it Becky, don’t make them throw ya into Horny Jail!!!

  24. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 26, 2020 at 2:01 am | #

    If someone more experienced than you gives you a warning, you’re smart to heed it. Becky knows that now!

  25. showler
    showler
    September 26, 2020 at 2:14 am | #

    I want to simultaneously make jokes about “behind a door” being Dina’s natural habitat and that Becky would have seen it coming if she didn’t have that sheet of hair blocking her vision on the right.

  26. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 26, 2020 at 2:37 am | #

    I’m hoping that’s Dina who just opened the door. Though it would also be nice to find out how Amber is doing now.

  27. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    September 26, 2020 at 2:51 am | #

    Panel 2 is really one of the loveliest pictures of Joyce we’ve yet been given. Sheer kindness, without the overwhelming … Joyce-ness. No wonder Becky fell for her.

  28. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    September 26, 2020 at 2:53 am | #

    When I was living on campus one of my friends always used to knock on the door of his own room in college (= US the dorm), and when asked why he explained that it was because the door opened inwards.

  29. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 26, 2020 at 4:40 am | #

    Becky has never been under the top.

    and still, she is the subtle, restrained one compared to her girlfriend.

    Methinks her loins and soul is in some danger.

  30. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 26, 2020 at 4:42 am | #

    I love the content smile of Dorothy putting up a fresh whiteboard. So empty. So full of possibilities.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      September 26, 2020 at 5:09 am | #

      We are now taking bets on a return of the WDDB! 😉

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        September 26, 2020 at 6:17 am | #

        “a dick on the whiteboard again? Joyce, I thought you had stopped doing that.”

        “What? I have alibi for the whole night?”

        “Then who could have…. who is the copycat WhiteBoardDingDongBandit????”

        DUNDUNDUUUUUUUN

  31. Jake'm
    Jake'm
    September 26, 2020 at 6:11 am | #

    Ah, good ol’ slapstick.

  32. goggleman64
    goggleman64
    September 26, 2020 at 7:12 am | #

    Just a quick note that panel 2 is Perfect Joyce.

  33. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    September 26, 2020 at 7:26 am | #

    I heard the Street Fighter 2 KO scream when reading the last panel. Sometimes I love my dumb brain.

    • Sunny
      Sunny
      September 26, 2020 at 8:26 am | #

      Now I hear it, too.

  34. Edwin I Callahan
    Edwin I Callahan
    September 26, 2020 at 9:49 am | #

    Sounds like Becky’s religious values vs. her lust is going to be an ongoing bit for at least a little while. That raises a question about Joyce’s status in the strip dynamic. I’m not sure it would work with two main characters dealing with the same issue, particularly since Joyce has undergone some significant changes in her views. Is she going to be a girl gone wild? Characters such as Ruth, Dorothy, Walky and even Lucy seem to view Joyce’s sexuality as being a seismic even when it kicks in. There’s even been an observation that the virtue of half Bloomington’s population will be at risk…

    • Chris
      Chris
      September 26, 2020 at 7:39 pm | #

      Jacob once said of Joyce that “one day she’s gonna snap and suck like a billion dicks.” Perhaps that day is about to come.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        September 26, 2020 at 10:17 pm | #

        Wait, Jacob said that? I thought Joe said that.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          September 26, 2020 at 10:35 pm | #

          It was Jacob, talking to Sarah. Here.

          • Varangian
            Varangian
            September 26, 2020 at 11:53 pm | #

            Hahaha holy shit that strip in hindsight, man

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 26, 2020 at 11:49 pm | #

        Ruth on the other hand thinks she’ll pratfall into an orgasm and “bang half the town like a frenzied Tasmanian Devil.”

  35. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 26, 2020 at 10:45 am | #

    Well, Becky is “top-pled” as far as we know.

  36. ensiform
    ensiform
    September 26, 2020 at 11:55 am | #

    Becky talking about sexy viewing possibilities seems to me to heavily imply she and Dina have broken up.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 26, 2020 at 11:58 am | #

      Except she knows that’s Dina’s room next door through the half-bath.

      • clif
        clif
        September 26, 2020 at 2:08 pm | #

        Becky is dating Amazigirl now. It was inevitable.

        • Diner Kinetic
          Diner Kinetic
          September 26, 2020 at 6:35 pm | #

          “You can mask your face, AG, but you can’t mask… your feelin’s”

          (and of course, Walky-if-still-dating-amber is cool with this and we just get healthy poly with a fun platonic friendship between the setting’s two primary “goofs” as a side benefit)

  37. FinalGwen
    FinalGwen
    September 26, 2020 at 2:14 pm | #

    And today Becky realises that her nemesis was not Dor(othy), but Door.

    • clif
      clif
      September 26, 2020 at 2:25 pm | #

      It was a door. Now it’s ajar.

  38. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    September 26, 2020 at 3:21 pm | #

    Yeah I’m betting that’s an uncharacteristically exuberant Dina discovering Becky is only a half-bath away.

  39. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    September 26, 2020 at 4:22 pm | #

    I didn’t hear “Fwump” in my head when I read the frame, but instead a loud Three Stooges impact sound.
    After the all the drama we’ve been thru in the last book, a little slapstick is a welcome diversion.

  40. Greylurker
    Greylurker
    September 26, 2020 at 5:11 pm | #

    In all honesty. I’m thinking Carla

  41. ctlc
    ctlc
    September 26, 2020 at 5:39 pm | #

    i love the double standard of these days, if it was a dude talking about perving through the shared bathroom everyone would be up in arms. or is this just becky’s locker room talk so its cool.

    • Zatar
      Zatar
      September 26, 2020 at 6:31 pm | #

      If a dude was talking about his relationship with his boyfriend I’m pretty sure we’d be fine.

    • Diner Kinetic
      Diner Kinetic
      September 26, 2020 at 6:33 pm | #

      Eh, I think Joyce was talking about, like, “yo your girlfriend lives over there,” the implication becky picks up being they could do private stuff in there. Like, it’s not “perving” to be excited about close proximity to a romantic partner.

      I’m p sure it’d be probably be creepier if they weren’t dating, but even then, there’s a huge difference between being excited by proximity to someone you’re attracted to and, say, sexual assault (which is what most people assume Locker Room Talk refers to given current U.S. politics, btw). Like, there are honestly some pretty clear boundaries if you think about it, and Becky isn’t overstepping any of them

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 26, 2020 at 7:07 pm | #

      Except Becky’s talking about seeing her girlfriend? Where’s this coming from?

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      September 26, 2020 at 7:30 pm | #

      I love the way some people completely ignore everything that makes this different from locker room talk/sexual assault talk in order to get a cheap “gotcha” in.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 26, 2020 at 11:55 pm | #

        Well, some people might not have realized it’s Dina next door, which makes it easier to read as a lot creepier.

    • Council
      Council
      September 27, 2020 at 2:43 am | #

      This is absurd. It doesn’t matter what gender they are. You can talk about being interested in your partner. Hell, she is saying she is interested Despite herself and actively avoids acting on it.

  42. Cool Beans
    Cool Beans
    September 26, 2020 at 11:32 pm | #

    *Alarm* Attention! Season 4 of The Good Place is now available on Netflix! I repeat, season 4 of The Good Place is now available on Netflix!

  43. Timtam
    Timtam
    September 27, 2020 at 9:08 am | #

    Honest question: Are there a lot of openly gay Christians who still use their Christianity as a reason to repress their sexuality? I mean, it’s funny for the comic, but once you realize that your orientation was falsely considered sinful, how is sex still in the sin category? This fascinates me.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 27, 2020 at 9:29 am | #

      I believe there are denominations that accept homosexual relations within marriage, but still hold to premarital sex as a sin.

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